on the drive home I began to vent my rage on the Cowardly I yelled at the dashboard special night huh all you're dancing with me huh I slammed the steering wheel until my Palms hurt skank 10 years and you've finally shown your true colors as I pulled away from the red light my problemsolving nature took over I picked up my phone and dialed a number Kathy Kathy Hoffer was my assistant until she left under duress coercion Linda's insane jealousy Cathy you see is attractive and it's not so much her physical Beauty as her Inner Glow
she's always smiling her 36d breasts were out of the way as was her flat stomach and Lush ass we worked well together and maybe because of that who knows she really liked me Linda has a huge inferiority complex because of her 34b and the thought of me spending my days with a big breasted blonde with a Sunny disposition hit her insecurities like a kid getting a drum for Christmas it seemed that every night I had to explain to my beautiful wife that I hadn't fallen for the tricks of Barbie as she called Cathy finally I
explained my dilemma to Cathy in her usual fashion she giggled and brushed it off eventually I got her a job with my friend Brad at a higher salary but whenever we ran into each other at parties she'd smile at me and wink the invitation as obvious as it was constant especially now that we no longer work together hello Jim why are you calling so late is something wrong I sighed yes Kathy something is very very wrong I continued to recount the events of the evening are you kidding me Linda dumped you for a one night
stand with a dumb jock yeah I'm afraid so shows how much I'm worth in her eyes she's a complete idiot I must be a dumb blonde look don't go home stay here tonight I have a spare bedroom you need a friend give me an hour I have to take the kids to my parents house I called Mrs Porter and told her I was picking up the kids I then called my parents and asked them to take the kids for the weekend after answering their questions I recounted the events shock couldn't even describe their reaction after
hanging up the phone I called my in-laws and informed them of my impending divorce my only option Linda's mom shocked refused to believe me okay Mom call her she won't pick up the phone because at this very moment she's having the sex of her life with a jock she just met today you won't hear from her until tomorrow at the earliest if you still don't believe me drive by our house and look at her car parked in the garage with the hood cold for definitive proof be at our house by 10:00 a.m. tomorrow morning I
don't know when her new boyfriend will drop her off but I suspect not before if I'm not there the front door will be unlocked just come in and make us all a cup of coffee leaving the kids at Grandma's I went home and packed a few bags with all my toiletries appliances and clothes for the next few days before I left I took off my wedding ring and placed it on an envelope I left on the kitchen table with her name on it in the envelope was a short note the divorce papers will be served
on you in a few days I will be staying with Kathy Hoffer who obviously respects me more than my wife with whom I have lived 10 Wasted Years thank you for two wonderful children but may you rot in hell with the you left me for on the way out I called Cathy sorry but it took a little longer than I expected no problem Jim do you want coffee when you get here that would be great her apartment door opened as I stepped down the hallway she was dressed in a kneelength robe tied at the waist
and held out her arms to greet me I couldn't help it I started to sob as she wrapped her arms around found me pulled me inside and closed the door it's okay you're with a friend now it's okay she stroked my back and shoulders let's get some coffee I set my bags down and collapsed on the couch thank you Kathy you have no idea how much this means to me of course it does what are friends for you mean besides firing them for being so nice she chuckled let's not forget the promotion you got me
with Brad the irony fired me up right that jealous kept whining that you were going to steal me away from her forcing me to fire one of my best employees and best friends and then rewarding Me by Sleeping with a jock she met less than a few hours ago what a heartless cruel I took a sip from the coffee mug she brought excuse me pardon my French she sat down next to me put her hand on my shoulder and grinned tell me how you really feel hey truth is truth regardless of language so what's up
I want to hear the unabridged version with a big exhale I rested my head back on her arm uh where do I start suddenly I jumped up wait a minute how could I have forgotten when D told me to sit back down I videotaped Linda dancing with that watch it I turned the screen toward her sounds like she was going to have a romantic night with me giving up dancing with everyone else Katie brought her hand up to her mouth I can't believe it she looks like she's going to him right there on the Dance
Floor exactly hold on a second I sent the video to her parents my parents her sister and a few of her co-workers who had become our friends I added Linda has decided to leave me tonight to be with Mark lavalier as you can see this is no joke less than 10 minutes after this video was taken she slipped out the back door to go home with with him where she is currently not a word not a glance in my direction the video may give you a hint of what she is doing with him do you
think this is how a decent wife should behave when you hear that I'm divorcing her you now know why I'm sorry I ruined your day I added Cathy to the list for reply all responses and also to show Linda in case she studied the email list Kathy gave me a hug I'm so sorry Jim thanks and thank you for being there for me me taking a few more sips I heard a text notification on my phone check your Facebook page Katie pulled my laptop out of my bag and set it on the coffee table working
for me she knew where everything lay and by the time I set my empty coffee mug on the table she had my page open Brad my friend and her boss had apparently found someone who had also videotaped the abusing my wife on the dance floor and added the story lavalier strikes again our esteemed man scored his third 38th married woman today he just stole her away from her husband like he always does danced a few dances with her to warm her up and then took her to his Mansion for the night the husband like everyone
else before him didn't realize what was going on until it was too late when he tried to pursue her two sharks Defenders stood in front of him they are paid millions of dollars to block him every Sunday and Fridays apparently too how long before someone stops lavalier looking through his feet I saw similar posts from previous weeks I sent him a friend request then I took a screenshot and posted it to mine and Linda's Facebook pages but there were no comments finally fatigue overcame me Kathy saw this and escorted me to the spare room where
I collapsed still dressed the next morning I woke up where I had fallen on the bed covered with a blanket stumbling I made it to the bathroom and went about my business Katie's voice came from the hallway breakfast will be ready in 20 minutes so why don't you take a quick shower when I got to the kitchen the Aromas of bacon and coffee stirred my Hunger so what are you going to do today she asked honestly I don't know maybe I should be there when that drops her off I wouldn't if I were you she
said why not let her experience some of that feeling of Abandonment you experienced last night what if she asks to come in for a minute won't your fancy sec system pick up on that oh you're right why didn't I think of that if they do it'll be perfect it worked out better than perfect the security system showed pulling into the driveway in his classic red Ferrari Daytona convertible and escorting Linda still wearing her blue dress to the front door was he trying to intimidate me Linda called out to him and receiving no response invited him
in wasting no time he leaned in and showered her with thick kisses she resisted at first but after less than a minute she gave in his hand went around her ass and she lifted her leg up to his waist so she could feel him better placing both hands under her ass he lifted her up and guided her over to the couch her legs wrapped around his waist and her lower body began to press against him his kisses traveled down her neck next to me Katie's breathing quickened the security camera footage showed asshole's hands traveling down
to her feet I couldn't hold back a sigh time for me to show up and put the house in order the house not the house anymore as I reached over to turn off my laptop the screen covering the driveway showed an image of her parents arrival Katie burst into laughter no wait we have to see this sure enough her parents walked through the front door which was still open right into the living room the moment was lying on top of her Linda's mother shrieked it's true shouted who the hell are you can't you see this
is a private moment I realized what was about to happen and dialed 911 my wife is being raped in our house I gave the address her parents just arrived and the rapist is about to attack her father send the police and an ambulance I hung up and we rushed to my car by the time we pulled up my parents had already parked behind the Ferrari I parked on the next street over and that's when a black and white white car pulled up two police officers rushed to the door and I followed them as fast as
I could lavalier standing over my father-in-law was about to kick him again Linda's father lay on the ground in a fetal position covering his head with his hands Linda covered her face with her hands and screamed hysterically pulling out his gun the male cop ordered to put his pants on and my wife to cover herself as soon as covered his balls he was handcuffed and escorted out of the house Linda's mom ran up to me crying and hiding her face in my shoulder I didn't believe you she sobbed what did I do wrong How Could
my child do this to me to you to anyone an ambulance arrived and paramedics knelt down to examine Linda's father seeing that the threat was over he removed his hands opened his eyes and looked around seeing Linda he took a breath and immediately wrinkled his nose in pain sh sh sh the em T said I think you have a few broken ribs No harsh breaths just take it easy we're going to take you to Mercy Central Hospital don't talk only take small breaths looking at Linda again her father whispered and slowly shook his head Linda
shamefully lowered her head and burst into tears a gurnie was brought in her father was carefully transferred onto it and wheeled away as this drama unfolded several other people arrived neighbors my parents my children a few of our now former friends everyone's eyes were big with shock two cell phones were raised up recording everything that was happening I shed everyone away thanks for coming guys I'm sorry you had to witness such a spectacle only my dad and Linda's mom remained apparently my mom assessed the situation in a Flash took the kids from Linda's mom and
rushed from there to McDonald's God bless my mom Linda you're in deep I growled go take a shower and get dressed properly with a snort Linda gathered up her blue dress and hurried up the stairs the three of us found places to sit in stunned and chilled silence Linda's mom shook her head for the h hundredth time I'm so embarrassed Jim how can I apologize my father came to her rescue I've known Linda for over 10 years you don't have to beat yourself up she was once a daughter any parent would be proud of a
soccer player somehow found a toggle switch in her and turned it all off it's not your fault I understand how you feel but don't beat yourself up it's all because of her at that moment I heard a sigh Linda had already finished and walked halfway down the stairs and must have heard what my father had said you're right this is all because of me I'm an irresponsible she sat down on the step and started sobbing again I can never make this right can I it was the first time we'd spoken to each other since she'd
cut the connection to sneak out the back door and go to bed with my first reaction was to reach out and hug her and tell her that never is a long time but I didn't went to hell and back to the she came in on literally in our house with the front door open last night you left with him without even looking at me I had to mention it so our parents would fully realize what she'd done you asked your sister-in-law to tell me what you were up to and then you turned off your phone
so you wouldn't talk to me what would you do if something happened to one of your children instead you abandoned them so no you're not so much an irresponsible as you are a mean cruel vicious everything you did was premeditated it wasn't a drunken Gaff at a party or a drunken night out with a coworker at a conference step by step you deliberately neglected and abandoned your family separating yourself from me and your children so I'm curious how exactly do you envision being able to fix all of this as if by unspoken command all three
of us in the living room leaned back in our chairs and folded our arms Linda stood up burst into tears again and ran up the stairs slamming the bedroom door shut my mom's car stopped in the driveway my dad said we'll keep the kids until tomorrow night later if you need to thanks Dad my cell phone beeped are you coming back or staying I didn't even notice her leave Linda's mom looked up from her phone the hospital said we can visit him now I'm leaving now I'll follow right behind you picking up my phone I
answered Kathy I'm going to the hospital to see her father after that I'll come home to you if you'll have me her reply came quickly I'll make dinner Linda's mom and I left almost at the hospital I got a message from Linda where did you go I didn't want to text and drop so I didn't answer let her feel what it's like to have a spouse leave with no idea of their whereabouts Linda's father looked to be in a terrible State he was conscious but barely when he saw his wife his face lit up well
as much as it could she took his hand my hero she said and tears ran down her cheek shaking my head I took his other hand I'm so sorry you got involved in my story daddy the police want you to press charges they've been waiting a long time for that bastard to break the law with his nefarious Antics a thought struck me as a matter of fact I'm going to contact a couple news outlets to see who's interested in crucifying this excuse me retreating to a corner of the hospital room I called the detective who
broke up the fight at my house and asked if he had contact info for the da and the Press while I was talking to the Ada a doctor came in to check on Linda's father condition handing my phone to the kind doctor I asked him to list all of my father's injuries including several broken ribs a broken arm a broken nose and several internal organ injuries while they were talking another thought occurred to me when they were done I picked up the phone and said to the prosecutor I have everything recorded in my home security
system would you like me to send them to you hell yeah are you kidding me I'll get a detailed medical report from the hospital it's going to take us a few days to put it together because the sharks are going to throw a battalion of expensive lawyers at us to make your father-in-law look like the bad guy so we're going to need all the ammunition we can get I handed everything over to Linda's mom because her husband's medication had put him out of commission again waving her off I told her I had to get the
notes to the police and the district attorney and left Cathy true to her word had prepared a simple but wonderful lunch and I interrupted her between bites Daryl Fates from Channel 6 is married to my sister do you want me to give him a call yeah that would be great I'm sure he'll love the story because the Sharks dropped his station as they did two years ago as a local news station and moved to channel 8 so he'll have no reason to stall let me get the surveillance tapes for him from the cloud for the
next 3 hours I downloaded the surveillance footage and divided it into two halves the first half showed and Linda's arrival and their debauchery in the living room the second half showed the arrival of Linda's parents it happened as Kathy and I were driving to my house so this was the first time I saw what happened Linda's mom is a smart woman when she saw the Ferrari in the driveway she held the kids back and let her husband get in first what the hell are you doing with my daughter he pounced on the Linda shrieked and
startled turned around Linda's father defending his girl rushed toward her but lavalier simply struck him with his fist and knocked him down he then proceeded to kick the older man fiercely her father had never once raised a hand to except in self-defense holding her phone in her hands Katie walked over to me and saw the attack Daryl you're not going to believe this this is the first time I've seen the video this is worse than Ray Rice beating up his girlfriend you have to see this wait after she gave me his cell phone number I
sent him both Snippets after receiving an approving beep she spoke into the phone again you have an exclusive it's better than TMZ with Tiger Woods burn the bastard my phone rang Linda I sent a message to voicemail followed by a message where are you I let her experience again what it was like to not know where your spouse was then I changed my mind I sent a return message I'm with Katie nothing else just then the phone rang and and I let the voicemail do its thing again instead I sent the video of the attack
to the police and prosecutor's office by this time it was Saturday afternoon I called Linda's mom to inquire how her husband was doing he's sleeping again the cops came by to take his statement they said they have a video of a soccer player beating up my husband for trying to protect his daughter mom I'm going to contact several attorneys to sue Linda's new boyfriend the team and the NFL once I find one I'll give you his information maybe he can get his act together whatever happens that is going to pay for what he did to
Dad for dinner I took Katie to a small Italian beastro type place at least I had the energy to change clothes when we got back and then collapse back onto the spare bed and fall into a deep sleep Sunday morning I scrolled through my emails voicemails and text messages all the messages from Linda had been deleted unheard and unread a few messages said to watch The Morning News news and pick up the times apparently Cathy's son-in-law a television personality knew someone at the paper because the front page not the sports section sported the headline lavalier
arrested for rape and assault I smirked trust the media to trumpet the most outrageous headline although the newspaper was careful to note that police were still investigating and had not interviewed all Witnesses unnamed sources reported that the player had been arrested for raping a married woman woman in her home and assaulting her unarmed father as he tried to rescue her the player the team and the league declined to comment citing the ongoing investigation we taped the Channel 6 newscast they started with the story too they showed edited Snippets where Linda and asshole's genitals were blurred
and he himself was clearly berating an elderly man and kicking him as he lay on the ground defenseless it didn't look good Sunday is usually a dull day for news and all the national media pounced on the footage shown by Channel 6 by the end of the day it was clear would never play professional soccer again never his Charities tried to distance themselves from him his team suspended him and the NFL after studying the example of Ray Rice and others issued a statement that the league would not tolerate such violence all of his reported promotions
were immediately halted several attorneys contacted Channel 6 to get my information and represent me Kathy who used to be my assistant stepped in and became my manager again together we selected an attorney to recover money from his team and league and the advertisers who had featured him in their ads the attorney and his team also represented Linda's father I chose a separate attorney to file for divorce despite the temptation to burn her in the divorce I went the simple Fair Route giving her the house and primary custody of the children after all she was a
good mother the financial aspect didn't bother me because I knew I was in for some nice sums from his employers the league and his underlings epilogue Mark lavalier problems increased when several other wives and husbands came forward with their stories our attorneys in the course of their investigation discovered several letters and emails sent to the team about his predatory Friday nights and the violence used by his teammates against husbands who did not play along with him as it became clear that the team was turning a blind eye to his activities the owner was forced to
sell the company he got a good price but lost almost the entire amount in the class action settlement because so many victims were compensated since all of asshole's Adventures took place at Morrison's our lawyers added them to the legal Fest himself though he was in his prime couldn't find a team willing to sign him Kathy's son-in-law a television person ity made sure that every visit he made to the team was accompanied by a flurry of leaked videos to community organizations of all stripes and this outrage discouraged all teams from signing him after a while he
quit soccer and became a high school coach in Alaska he couldn't even find a used car dealer who would sign him to a contract when the dust settled I had several million in my bank account from the divorce during summer vacation I took the kids on a week-long trip to Disney they were happy that our family was split but the attention they received from both grandparents made up for it Linda to her credit eventually admitted her stupidity took full responsibility and became a decent single mom allowing us to visit the kids whenever we wanted which
was often Since I no longer had to work it took 5 years but eventually she started dating and found another husband a tall guy but nice enough whenever we met at children's parties or similar events we were cordial to each other sever times I caught Linda looking longingly at Kathy realizing that it was her stupidity that had brought us together after I filed for divorce Cathy invited me into her bedroom to say I was ahead of the curve sexually is an understatement I had as much normal sex as I could ever want whenever I bought
her sexy lingerie I saw her that same night at dances she stayed with me and when others danced with her she always kept within G-rated limits and immediately came back to me over time our love brought us three children and we loved and supported all of them because of the age difference they didn't get to see Emma and Tommy as often but when they did it was all very cordial best of all Katie never once hinted that I was inferior or inferior in any aspect honestly it was a pleasure
