stepping one two where are you what oh Lord have mercy did they drained me [Music] believe you go [Music] drag my feet on walk out the door drag my feet along the floor then I see you you're walking across the campus foreign [Music] [Laughter] [Music] Wanna Dance With Somebody with somebody without [Music] lunch [Music] [Applause] all right so apparently if you burn an egg and you dip it in water it turns silver no no we're gonna try that right now it's not gonna work I think it's gonna work three two one whoa what y'all wow
[Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign all right guess the country or get hit by a pillow oh no Brazil yep all right okay here we go hey come on give me an easy one give me an easy one we got these pillows ready Brett oh Iceland yeah dang it okay here we go all right um I'm gonna smash my head India yep you're a lucky duck okay here we go this is so stressful oh easy easy no no okay here we are here we go [Music] all right here we go [Music] all right what dog do you
look like okay I'm gonna be oh you gotta go yes I am your dog are you I'm gonna be a golden retriever for sure no you're not ugh give me something cool cool dogs oh wow no I'm not what dog are you um I'm obviously a poodle yes you know what they're smart I'll tell you okay nothing in the bag okay okay here throw this imaginary ball and try and make it into the bag okay go for it what [Music] my name is [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] what'd you get Pearson pink Drink how
is it it's good can I try some sure cool Oops why did you do that it slipped No it didn't no no no ah what's better than one covergirls [Music] I need someone meeting her dad for the first time gone wrong friends have you met my dad I'm gonna finally uh we have so much in common we both love golf um I do love golf we had the same nickname what's your nickname Daddy okay what do you mean Daddy yeah uh she she calls me Daddy but I mean it's just it's it's not really like
a are you out of your mind okay um I'm gonna I'm gonna go now all right [Laughter] two one oh baby yeah okay okay I got you burn your face [Music] nobody wants to date me I want to date you I find you really attractive and I think that we should go out go away I'm kissing you in my eyes [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you there is no way you can say this word and look angry so say bubble in an angry way go bble bubble bubble bubble what bubble [Music] friend [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause]
bread um [Music] all right well we're both in bed in our robes just me and you yeah are you thinking what I'm thinking foreign [Music] [Music] all right thanks for the ride [Music] [Music] hi handsome you look so happy you love it don't you and for the final cut it sucks really because it looks like you're happy about it I'm not happy about it so much fun does it look like I'm having fun [Music] [Applause] okay at least we're untangle you're me it's not me all night you barely even dance with me don't make me
laugh I've been trying all night you'll be shaky ass for like half of the eyes [Music] all right Frank just give me my phone back why is Starbucks FaceTiming here some coffee that's all so they're FaceTiming you yeah yeah yeah coffee okay I just need my coffee nope what uh Pearson what are you okay do you need something I need what your number my number you have my number you dummy [Music] all right so go like this with your hands okay and then lift one side up okay perfect [Applause] two best friends in a room
they might kiss yes we will what [Music] ever you are three two one oh all right you're gonna put this blindfold on I'm gonna get hit in the head I believe in you okay okay okay three two one all right did they really just do that yeah are you kidding me I hate you baby [Music] no hey girl you like me a little bit no I don't even look you a little bit come on girl you like me a little bit not even a little bit wait don't you like me a little bit you I
don't even like you a little bit huh I heard you like me a little bit um well maybe just a little bit like put on a cute ass outfit and walk in front of your camera at 0.3 at speed and tell me you don't feel like a [ __ ] what I could do while she's doing her makeup [Music] poured out the pink Lamborghini just a race with China with the rape the China just the race in China [Music] whoa those are some nice melons thanks bro I literally just got them yesterday which is nice
these are really nice yo you got some nice jugs whoa that's a big banana okay oh thanks man do you want to see it yeah oh my gosh look at this thing what's wrong with you [Music] [Music] yeah I'm a bad boy [Music] [Music] I'm gonna play some music baby lock the door and turn the lights down low [Music] [Music] [Music] ah there's something wrong with my eyes are you okay there's something wrong with them what's wrong with them I can't keep the mafia oh my God foreign [Music] all right Pearson I'll give you a
hundred dollars if you can make this 188 200 with one line okay just a single line one line yep I'll take that thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] on your mind [Music] and if you're gonna call me cute then you bet you um [ __ ] hi can I get a um small fry do anything yeah can I get a cheeseburger um and then a cheeseburger I left my card at home that's all right oh really yeah can we take off the cheeseburger yeah no cheeseburgers [Music] Pearson have you met my ex Ava oh yeah we
talked for hours yesterday [Music] lip filler prank what's up I did it the what what no hey Lexie I got a lip fillers yeah you look like a clear [Music] [Laughter] [Music] it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas [Music] hey uh-huh yeah I'm a bad boy sleep sleep prank [Music] nice oh are you jealous jealous of a mannequin as dude this is my mannequins Pearson go put on your favorite dress why why trust me [Music] all right Pearson this is your stop oh thanks so much for the ride [Music] [Music] hey nice to meet
you hey Pearson I have something to tell you I really like you your shoes oh thank you I bought them for they're nice yo what's up Mason yo what's good I'm just with my girlfriend we're looking for something to do okay peace yes I mean no you said girlfriend didn't you I know but I'm recording like I hate you okay [Music] I like you I like you I shampoo I like you I have to poop I like you I like crew I like you you no it's I like you oh a lot I like you
too we're really good friends [Music] foreign [Music] guys things guys do when they like a girl so I'm gonna be using Pearson as my crush example today number one is eye contact if a guy gives you a lot of eye contact that means he likes you hey Pearson hey Brian how you doing are you sure this isn't how to tell if a guy is creepy I think uh Mason's doing the eye contact thing all right so another thing that a guy does and they like a girl is they're gonna tease the girl a lot like
that right now oh [Music] come on [Music] this mother are you kidding me what now all right you ready I'm ready okay what's this piercing butterfly okay what is what is this a wing okay remember that word okay go like this okay say that word three times wing wing wing hello [Music] slide to the right crisscross [Music] crisscross I'm a Savage yeah sassy [Music]
