We've got a hear me out cake. Today we're doing a smash cake. A cake basically.
So I would actually like to put a quick disclaimer. Number one, if any of these people have significant others, full respect and I didn't know about that. And if I did know, this is just a theoretical.
I don't actually want to bang your mouth. Like genuinely, like I promise. No, would you be upset if somebody put Ellie on their cake?
>> I'm going to be doing a whole video. No one come here. >> Ellie, would you care if somebody put Nola on your smash cake?
Be honest. >> On their smash? >> I'd feel flattered.
Okay. Cuz they don't get the dick I do. Kill it.
>> Try to. >> No. No.
No. >> Try to. That leads me to my first.
>> No. No. No.
Not yet. >> No. I want to show it.
>> Okay. Sure. Go ahead.
There's nothing on that one. >> Yes, there is. It's Noah's tip color.
>> Is it? >> Are you joking? >> No.
start the whole [ __ ] video. >> Okay, guys. We are here without Noah.
Okay, why do I look lowkey chocolate on? We are here without Noah and Ellie. And basically the plan is we're going to prank both of those [ __ ] assing [ __ ] >> Double fisting.
Prank. Prank. Prank.
Prank. Prank. >> We're going to tell Noah that he needs to choose a couple girls that are not Ellie.
>> We're going to choose them cuz he refused. He's like, "I don't know who I'm going to choose. Ellie is my one and only love.
" We told Ali and she's like, "Okay, I'll do Central. " >> Yeah. Ali's going to choose No's like favorite rappers and singers and stuff.
And we're going to see his reaction. But we have to make sure that they don't catch on. Both of them.
>> They will catch on, but they're jealous enough that even if they know it's a joke, they're still going to take in. They're going to be like, "Okay, but they still used this person. " You know what I mean?
She's going to be living. Like, she's actually going to be living. Personally, there's no prank with us.
I'm just choosing hot ass guys. She smash. If you see this video and you're one of the guys I put on the cake, derk, bro.
>> Just know. Okay. >> That's so cringe.
Oh my god. >> If you're one of the guys that were on this cake, just know that's a direct it's a direct hit me up sign. I don't care how old you are, guys.
Age ain't nothing but a number. I'm 19. Okay, >> that makes you seem like you're going for younger guys.
>> No, like I'm going for dads. Basically, >> grandpas. Great grandpas.
Honestly, >> proposition. Okay. >> No, we don't have a proposition.
We have a prank. You need to put at least five women in your here >> that are not Ellie. >> That are not Ellie.
And we'll pick them cuz I know on camera that we picked another woman that's not Ellie. Ellie's my only one and only love. Like [ __ ] your vajessa.
>> If I get a punch thrown on me, you'll better get in the way. >> I'll block it like this. Hey.
Hey. Hey. Don't touch Noah.
>> Interesting idea. All right. >> Perfect.
>> She's going to be so mad. >> Maybe she's going to love you more cuz she's going to feel jealousy. Make her want you.
Ollie. Ellie. >> We just told Noah that.
Stop eating. You're not going to hear me. >> I'm trying to prank me.
>> I don't know. We're trying to prank Noah. >> Okay.
So, Ellie came in here and she's like, "By the way, I know what you did for Noah because he would never pick another girl. So, if there's another girl in that cake, I know you're pranking me. " >> I don't talk like that.
>> I don't talk like that. >> And what did we say back? We're not picking girls.
So, you're going to be mad either way. Let's see. Maybe it's not a prank, but you're still going to get mad at Noah.
There's rules. You cannot strangle Noah. You cannot put his face in the cake when you see the girls.
And you cannot take it as a personal attack. But he doesn't know that you know now. >> Yeah.
That's actually kind of crazy though. How does he know he's going to piss you off? He's just going to pick good-look girls.
This is why you're going to know he thinks they're good. >> He going to pick that girl that I hate. >> Who?
>> The girl from Bomb Mama Mia. >> Ali hates her because Noah said he was her childhood crush. >> I hate that [ __ ] >> Who are you going to pick though?
Cuz that's kind of hypocritical. I thought you were picking sexual singing [ __ ] We'll see. Oh my god.
>> We told Oelli that they can do whoever they want on for this cake. So >> there's no You can't get upset. You can't get upset.
>> If you do somebody, you can't be offended. Like that's just how the cookie crumbles. Like your man just wants another woman.
Your woman should >> And it's okay. Be okay about it. >> Be okay about it.
Okay, Noah. Go ahead. >> You're my first one.
>> A ugly. Who's the ugly bear? >> Who's thising hoe?
Oh, it's Ellie. Boring. Oh, boring.
>> Honestly, smash for me, too. >> My turn. >> If you could smash yourself, would you?
Cuz I promise I would. >> Me, too. >> Okay.
My [ __ ] best she can go outside. >> My first one. This one is a little bit controversial for me personally because I met his daughter and she was a sweetheart.
So, now I feel a little bit awkward, but I got to stay true to my heart. Adam Sandler. Every >> That was before she That was before.
Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
This was before she was born. So that's just how the cookie like this. No way.
>> Have a cookie crumble. And that's cookie crumbling. He was my first crush ever when I was younger.
I had so much love for Adam Sandler and his humor. Like I don't even idolize people like that. Why do you have so many?
Why you think you have a deck of playing cards, bro? Which one shall I play first? >> Oh my god.
>> Okay. I have a very strong feeling, Mia, that you also have this in your um stack of potential smashes. Not just Mickey 17, but Mickey 1 through 18 and Smash at the same time.
Okay. Wow. >> At the same time.
>> All of them. >> All of them. 17.
Okay. Well, I had Mickey 17 and 18 double smash. >> Okay.
>> But where are they? >> I don't have Mickey 1 through 18. I one up your ass.
>> Okay. Whatever. I don't know where mine went, but I had both Mickey 17 and 18 double smash at the same damn time.
Period. This very specific picture of Noah that you could probably see from the >> Wait a minute. Turn around.
What the picture of Noah showing me how to pose for a picture. >> A that's really nice of Noah. >> I really like this picture.
>> All right, next. Wayne brother, specifically Shawn. He is very funny.
Wait, my favorite movie is White Chicks. I ran into his brother the other day. I got out of the elevator.
I turned to my left and his brother was there and I know, but I didn't see him. I just saw his brother. Speaking about the wing brothers, I got the other guy, bro.
So, Sunday and I um I guess we're going brother for brother. Damn it. I don't even know if I should save this for last.
Oh, >> what? Noah, when he facetimes me guitared with his shirt off when he FaceTimes me that >> my camera roll is taking screenshots on FaceTime. >> This is sexy.
If anyone clips this to use it to mastate, honestly, I'm with you. >> Oh my god. Ellie, >> there you go.
That's right. Front and center. Okay.
What's >> my next one? Uh, smash burger. I'd like this one because cuz Ellie's butt looks good in it.
>> I would smash that any day of the week. Any day. >> Appreciate it.
>> Aaron from Shatter Me. >> Okay. What the [ __ ] is that?
>> It's a book. If you know, you know that guy looks >> [ __ ] book series. >> Why do you have an AI phone?
No, it's art. This is a smash tape. You cannot smash.
>> No, I would [ __ ] smash him easily, bro. >> Yo, it's He's not real. Mickey 17.
You smash 17. Shut the [ __ ] up. Left, right, and center.
I threw 17. I told him left, back, right, left, [ __ ] >> Okay. What the?
Go pick that up again. >> Hey, no. Pick that up again.
>> Oh, what? >> Same picture. >> Same picture of Jimmy Fallon.
>> Oh my god. Wait. Wait.
Oh my gosh. >> Imagine if I picture Jimmy Fall. >> Okay.
Sunday and I are on the same beat right now. Jimmy Fallon specifically in the '90s when he was in SNL. >> Why is my name?
He is so He was so funny. Noah, be quiet. Why are we on the same wave right now?
>> Why do you guys have the exact same picture? Was that planned? >> No.
>> My turn. Noah's graduation photo. >> A Oh, that man.
>> Where the [ __ ] did you >> I'm going to graduate your pants in this picture. Like, >> where'd you even get that picture? >> I've never seen this picture in my life.
That's adorable. >> I never see that picture in my life either. >> Maybe I should put this in my wallet.
>> A And then every time you pull out your bands, you think of me. And I always think about how you graduated with straight C's. Go ahead, Noah.
Better be a good looking picture of me. >> Um, this is >> Jessica Alba. >> Jessica Alba.
>> You guys did that on my account. He sent us the picture. >> Y'all are joking.
I swear. >> I didn't go over. Ellie, come on.
You deserve this. No. No.
You deserve it taped to your face. Don't be angry. >> No, you deserve it taped.
You're fine, Ellie. Be real. >> You deserve it taped to your face.
>> Ellie, it's fine. No, you're going to look aggressive. >> Keep that on for the rest.
>> Do you really want another woman on his face? >> Yeah, >> he deserves it. I can put it on your [ __ ] >> I will put No, I don't want on my [ __ ] >> Ellie, come.
>> I do not want my [ __ ] >> How am I going down? He had to choose. >> Yeah, but he had to choose any girl.
>> He probably just searched up famous girl. Just come here. My turn.
Billy Idol. Has anybody seen him when he's on the stage? He's like, "Where the he?
" He's using his microphone as like a dick. That went crazy. Sorry.
That went crazy. He is so good looking. He is such a rock star.
Smash. Here we go. My turn.
Why is no one doing this to the cake? This one is an absolute crazy smash. Central scene is prime.
Oh my days. Lickickety lickety slobity toppity. My goodness gracious.
That goes front and center in the middle of the cake. >> I'm not. >> You look like you're crying.
>> No crying. >> Oh, you actually look like you're crying. >> I'm not crying.
>> You're being vindictive. >> Go ahead, Noah. Take that stupid test.
>> That's okay. I'll leave with her jelly. >> Cuz you look so beautiful in that.
>> Okay. Sunday. Go.
>> No. Stop eating the cake, you little [ __ ] >> Kayla, you stole mine. >> This is No, this that's mine.
>> That's mine. >> You don't even know about this guy. This guy is like >> I don't even know about this guy.
Jason Lee underground. I gave you the role. >> You don't know about this underground actor.
>> You don't know. That's Albert in the Chipmunk. My baby boo.
Bro. >> Bro, you guys. That's my picture.
Bro, I cut this out and taped it on. >> Oh, this is my picture. >> The same guy.
No. Noah. >> You got cake all over my face.
Why do we have so far? I'm actually getting like thrown off. >> Do we actually I promise you guys we don't have the same type of but why do we have all the guys more like the type is identical.
>> No, it's not. Mia likes like rugged looking guys. >> Noah cutting me fruit.
Anytime he cuts me fruit, I'm really into it. Makes me >> That's actually Noah. Cut your watermelon this morning.
>> Oh, wait. I have another picture of Jason Lee. Hot.
We know how to double it. Wait, Jason Lee, fight off. Go.
Go. Jason, >> this was self-explanatory. The hole in the donut.
So, you can eat it after you're done. >> Done what? Okay.
You know what? For that stupid ass [ __ ] I'm going to hit you with my next one. Let me see.
Yummy, yummy, yummy. This was on my human cake. It's also on my smash cake >> again.
>> Again. Let's put that front and center. >> What's with you and my dad, >> Beno?
>> That's how look alike. That's actually your twin. That is, guys, he's a rapper that looks >> exactly show the thing to the camera.
>> He looks like a >> He looks like the younger version of Noah. >> That's actually me. >> And isn't he German?
No. Is also German. Front and center.
>> That's your compliment. No, cuz he was >> It is a compliment. Duh, >> baby.
>> Um, >> you you guys do this. >> I I just searched up uh women. That's >> Yeah, sure.
You just searched >> Oh, yeah. You chose >> Oh, I I chose Jessica. I just searched up women.
Oh, but I deserve a no. >> All right. All right.
Go ahead. >> Did Did they tell you to stop it? >> Why?
>> My man. Stop it. You did that on purpose.
Aaron Taylor Johnson and Kickass. Stop it. >> I thought it was too Sunday.
You don't know. >> You don't know the underground ass. >> No.
Aaron Taylor. >> Aaron Taylor Johnson specifically with this shirt. >> You know that's No, I'm not playing games.
>> No. Now you're just trying to play. >> Why'd you put it in your shirt?
>> Cuz he knows where he belongs. You just trying to play with me. I promise.
Are you trying to play jokes with me? >> No. >> Yes, you are.
>> Okay, that was >> You know what? I find him cute, too, though. >> Do you Jackie like Mia Jackson?
>> Jackie like I Your pubes are out for my life. >> Cruise guy. The guy that you guys ruined my chance with soing weird.
I didn't get his profile picture. How did you >> Honestly, I don't even find that you guys did. Why did you choose that picture of him?
Why wouldn't I? Let's be real. No, he's a cutie.
I just hope he doesn't do what every other man that has been on screen with me has done. One time I was on my preview page and I'm going through my live and I see four guys, two who I've met in person doing a debate on who can beg to meet Trump. So if this guy starts pulling that [ __ ] shit's going down.
He's nonchalant. Remain nonchalant. >> No, Jeremy's nonchalant.
I haven't seen anything else about him. >> Sexy has anger issues but sexy >> obviously. Yeah, this is just an obvious and I just have to do it cuz he's good looking.
That picture of him in the jersey is just going to make me upset. Please put in the back. >> Why?
Why? >> Cuz cuz he's on my career. Please put in the back.
>> My turn. My turn. No.
I'm sorry for this one, baby. Andre Harrison is prime. >> I don't call him Leon Thomas.
I don't call him. He is Andre in my books. >> Really likes Andre.
>> Yeah, we we saw him two days ago. >> I know. >> I'm just joking.
I'm just joking. I'm just joking. >> He's a cutie.
>> No. When he was like that, he's like, >> I love his song. So, baby, I'm a dog.
I got my >> I'm going to royal flush. >> Okay. >> I'm going to royal flush this [ __ ] >> Why?
>> I'm going to royal flush. >> I didn't even do that. Is this a [ __ ] >> Is this a [ __ ] or mom on the outside?
>> I royal flush this [ __ ] >> Marggo, Robbie, do Cameron. Three blondes is crazy. >> Three blond.
How did you actually find this girl attractive? Look, he put her on his smash cake. I'm going to put this under my pillow today.
Under your pillow beside it. No, no, I ain't offended. I ain't offended.
I I I'm so confident in myself that I ain't even offended. I promise. I promise you.
Like I ain't Noville. I love the way that he um does really weird stunts and hurts himself all the time. I really really >> Why are you into that?
>> I love when men are hurt. >> I don't know why he messed up. >> That's so weird.
I'm surprised we don't have Miles be like I want you. >> Where is he? No, he didn't get printed.
Kayla, where is my Miles teller, guys? No, no, we don't. >> Yeah, it ain't that D.
It ain't that ain't that ain't that >> say what's on your mind, bro. You chose those [ __ ] pictures. Like, >> come back.
>> Yeah, >> you have to buy those. >> Ow. >> Oh, you okay?
You okay? >> I'm fine. Thank you.
>> I don't remember his name, just that he's attractive. The guy >> That's Harris Dickson. >> Harris Dickinson.
The guy from Baby Doll. >> That was a It's not even Baby Doll. It's Baby Girl.
>> Baby Girl. >> That was the freakiest movie we've ever seen. >> Honestly, a very awkward movie to watch with um your sisters and >> Nah, that was not awkward.
Be real. >> It was so funny. >> It was crazy.
>> It was just funny. Like, it was funny. Like, what the [ __ ] >> No, it was fire.
It was a fire. If you guys haven't seen Baby Girl, go watch it out with your parents. Trust me.
Trust me. You guys will really like the opening scene on the floor getting finger banged and she starts barking. Actually, I would She's a phenomenal actress.
>> She is. Yeah. >> Like phenomenal >> to to not laugh during those scenes.
>> Yeah, >> she definitely did. Bruce cut out. >> No, she's too professional.
>> This specific picture of Noah where he looks like a male model that could be >> He does look like a scouted scallop model. >> I took that picture and I said, "Noah, post this. " This was in Japan and I remember seeing this picture and audibly quant you going to go for another royal blush.
>> No, my next one are plates cuz you smash plates and then it's like a Greek thing and I meant to Greek girl so plates >> girls. Yeah, mom you're chewing. I want you to knock you out.
I promise. Stop Ellie. I'm being serious.
Stop. Next one. Obvious.
Um, let's be real. >> Oh my god. I tried to watch that show with him in it just because I saw an edit of it.
>> Did you fart? >> No, that was Noah. I p you promised it wasn't I promise my life my life it was my life.
>> Okay everyone know I need my >> this guy Deb Patel looks like my mom >> what the [ __ ] >> Put this [ __ ] back up ghost. >> Put this [ __ ] back up. >> I've been joking from Victoria's Metal.
>> I took a picture with that was Ellie's childhood crush. So now it makes up for the blonde [ __ ] >> I just took a picture with a guy. >> Okay, this is starting to get a little bit vindictive, guys.
No, we're just joking. No, and I love each other. Contrary to popular belief, >> he was in skins when he was younger.
He just grew up to be such a flourished, beautiful young man. He's gorgeous. >> Those hairs.
>> Okay. I think he is adorable and I admire his work. He's like a producer now.
He's >> good work in his >> He's really cute. Going to do a little bit of a brother action. So, Dam >> Brother action.
>> Brother Smash. name it in the thing but step it outside of it in real life. One thing about me and Mia is that we can find a like this has attractive and attractive if they have like a good personality.
>> If they're This is like my golden three. Funny, kind, >> sexy. >> I guess sexy.
I didn't really have a third one in my And according to popular belief, if you have closed eyes, >> it's saying that, but she has a typing looks big. >> It's not big nose. Big nose.
Big. No, bro. Put my >> Jeremy fragrance.
else. It is not uh conscious. It is subconscious because I can acknowledge that a man is really good-looking, I'm just not attracted to him unless he has certain features, I guess.
Like I'm more open. >> No, I'm so open. >> No, you're not.
Okay. I have cake in my [ __ ] >> What was that thing called when people when people talk about like real [ __ ] >> Honestly, I feel bad for your guys' kids when you're [ __ ] stupid. Next boy, Patty.
>> I knew it. Not your turn. It's Noah's turn.
>> My turn. >> Okay. Why the [ __ ] did she just eat the [ __ ] out of Patty?
>> Fine. Fine. Fine.
Five 59 and I'm Johnny. >> Hey, you just coughed on me. He is so cute.
He is so cute. He's so strong. >> See, he's not my usual type.
>> Yeah, but he gets he he does MMA, so it does fall into your usual type. >> Whatever. Do you know there's a guy out there that does UFC that looks exactly like that that watches our videos that think it's your finest that wants to marry you, but you just don't know yet?
>> Oh my god, guys. Hit me up. >> Noah's posing next to Michael Jackson in Japan.
>> All right, this is a definite smash for both. Even the Michael Jackson statue. >> Yeah, I don't even remember both.
Yeah, that's [ __ ] at the same time. >> All right. Anyways, next I have um Ellie's cake, but I'm not showing Ellie's cake on a picture.
So, all you're going to get to see is Ellie's cake. >> Dappy. Dappy, why are you doing that?
I think he's offended by your by your smashes. I should be offended by hising royal flush. Next is Chad McMurray.
Tristan Dr and his young and >> how you guys are the same guys and you guys know everything about them. >> I don't know any of these guys. I like how cocky he is.
I don't really like fully cocky guys. I like the cockiness but it comes from confidence. Not the cockiness that comes from arrogance.
I don't like the cockiness that's like yeah I can [ __ ] any [ __ ] I want. And then you come up to me and you're like hey like no I don't. Hey I think I know you from somewhere.
No one next to any jelly cat of any kind person preferably buying me the jelly that he's posed up next to. This is one of my favorite pictures of Noah. It's because he looks like this dog.
That's why I got him. And I named him I named him Big Dick Dog. >> Are you joking?
Oreo. >> We actually named him Oreo. Smash Bros.
Super Smash Bros. Um >> uh my eyes almost touched my brain. >> Okay, my turn.
Except my uh our printer broke and it won't show. Here, you can do this one. >> You guys probably ran out of ink.
Okay, that is Miles Teller specifically in this photo where he looks all flushed and like he just came from a fight. Let me see. He looks like he's gotten his nose broken four times.
I just genuinely find Miles Teller a very very such good humor in the movie. Like the role that he plays. Obviously, I don't know his personal character.
This specific picture of Noah on the airplane when he looks really cute and really seductive. Let me see this picture of him. He looks stupid.
>> Don't diss my mouth. I have my last royal flush. Ready?
>> Okay. >> Thank god it's finally not mama mia. >> This is a picture of me and my girlfriend cuz we're matching.
I thought her boobs look really good in that so I kept that. >> Thank you. >> Her boobs look really good in this one.
>> Stop saying that. >> Why? Say her face.
Something about her face. >> Man, >> her face looks really good in this one. And uh her smile looks really good in this one.
>> Noah, stop eating the cake. Noah, what mess? I went to the Gladiator premiere for one reason and one reason only.
To see this man in action. He walked on the stage and spoke with his Irish accent and what did I do? I swooned.
That is a man that yearns. You guys, I love a yearning man. If you are not yearning, what the [ __ ] are you doing?
>> What does yearning mean? >> Like urinating. >> Guys, what the [ __ ] is going on with the cake behind?
This is behind cameras, bro. As somebody who's never had a boyfriend before or a romantic experience with a man, um, I don't know what I love. Uh, these men just I guess that's just how the cookie crumbles.
For next video, Demetra and uh Sunday get a boyfriend. If you resemble any of these men that I put down and are both funny, >> I agree. >> Very, very kind guy.
>> Who is that? >> If you resemble him, hit my line. Have my humor.
Very, very kind. >> Even if they think they're very funny, they're not. >> Very, very kind.
Then hit me up. When have you ever checked your D? >> Every single trait.
>> He has never checked your DM. Another two pictures of my man. This one I chose specifically cuz his muscles are out >> and I like when he has big muscles.
Why do you have a whole list of good-looking guys in your Pinterest? No, I was waiting for this moment. That's the only reason.
>> Tom Celich, not >> '90s young Tom Celic. >> No, Tom Celic at 60 years old. He is so dream.
I get exactly what Monica Geller was thinking when she dated him even though he was her dad's best friend. Yeah. >> Yeah, I get it and I would do it too.
My honorable mention. >> Wait, we were supposed to prepare honorable mention. >> Yes.
Mark Ruffalo specifically in 13 going on 30 when his name is Maddie. He is so cute and just like ready to just >> Okay, I have honorable mentions. >> Heath Ledger.
Not just an honorable mention. He's a straight up mention. >> He's just joking.
>> This was my honorable This was Shut the up, guys. The outsiders. My teacher put it on.
What's his face's [ __ ] towel almost fell down. Almost gave us all a show. >> Have to listen to her [ __ ] They try to make me read that [ __ ] I say, "Uh-uh.
" >> They tried to make me read that [ __ ] and I read it with my [ __ ] one eye, one hand on the book, one hand elsewhere. God, fire movie. Fire.
>> Your pubes are out. >> Don't look then. The entire cast of Scream.
>> Okay. How many [ __ ] cast? >> No one gives a >> Guys, do we do we have to listen to >> No, I'm leaving.
Listen, do I have a type? Maybe. Was that shown in this example?
Could be. But in reality, I like the following. Humor, kindness, >> big dick.
>> Ellie, Noah didn't even choose one of the girls. I chose all of them. >> Oh, really?
>> Of course. >> Yeah, I chose Ellie's guys, too. >> So, the guy you took a picture with in the airport?
>> Yes, >> I chose him. >> They chose him, >> obviously. I think he washed her hair and stuff.
>> Pinky promise I didn't pick. We didn't pick any of it, guys. Except I make mine.
Let us know what type of cake to do next. We've done Smash. We've done hear me out.
At this point, what are we going to do? Finger blast.
