hey daddy can i have some chocolate milk i'll make you something later jeffy not right now but i can pour it all by myself no you can't you're gonna spill it make a big mess but marvin i've been teaching him to pour his own chocolate milk he can do it without spilling any no he can't he's gonna make a huge mess then i promise i won't spill a single ounce of chocolate milk anywhere but in the cup i i just don't believe you marvin trust him yeah daddy trust me i just don't marvin just let
him try okay fine jeffy you can pour your own chocolate milk but i swear if you spill any of it on the floor you're grounded all right daddy i'm gonna spill some milk i'm gonna suppose jeffy get back here dude he's saying i'm gonna spill some milk no day i say i'm gonna pour some milk it's that old age daddy no no you said spill no i didn't i said poor you need to get your ears checked okay i'm gonna spill some mail he said poor marvin all right i'm gonna pour me some chocolate milk
just like mommy taught me there i didn't even spill it now how am i getting upstairs hmm oh i know [Music] what was that crashing noise maybe it came from the neighbor's house no it came from our kitchen it's jeopardy yeah oh run i made it in the sink my only aiming for upstairs oh well i told you he was gonna spill it but we practiced jeffy why'd you spill the chocolate milk i didn't spill it then how'd it get all over the floor because i hit it with my bat why would you do that
because i was trying to get it upstairs why didn't you just walk it upstairs because my legs don't work jeffy you made this mess on purpose daddy if i wanted to make a mess on purpose this is what i would do that is it that is i'm calling a doctor to find out what's wrong with his head i just spilt some milk i just spilt your mail and i just called the doctor to fix what's wrong with your brain hey there somebody call it doctor oh yes doctor there's something wrong with my son i need
you to fix him yeah there's a crack on my butt so i think i need a new one but no he does the opposite of everything i tell him to do oh yeah like the things from cat in the hat oh i love that book i was talking about the movie i've never read the book it's too long look look i just want you to help me fix my son because i told him to pour a glass of chocolate milk without spilling it and guess what he did he spilled the chocolate milk no he hit
it with a baseball bat and spilled it everywhere wow yeah yeah okay i can see with dealing with some serious bad boy-ness so so how do i fix him well what do you do when you're mad at him i yell at him really loud yeah and it's really starting to scar me emotionally well maybe he's just doing this stuff to get attention what yeah you know some kids get in trouble on purpose because they think it's funny when their parents yell at him so so maybe if you just ignore him he'll stop being bad no
if i ignore him you keep doing the bad stuff well no because eventually he'd get bored because no one's paying attention to him huh i mean it's hard to ignore him because he makes a lot of loud noises okay well i'll just prescribe you these uh these ear plugs so you don't have to listen to them i use them whenever i'm around my wife because she's like nag nag nag and i'm just sitting there with my ear plugs in so i don't have to listen to her you know just alone with my thoughts thinking about
all the mistakes i've made like marrying her hmm that sounds like a good idea i wasn't talking to you book reader i was talking to him well i think it's a good idea all right well let's do it i guarantee this will make your kids stop being bad okay baby let's put some ear plugs in and ignore jeffy okay all right baby i have the earplugs in my ears what i have the earplugs in my ears i can't hear you i have earplugs in my ear what do you say what huh i think i'm just
gonna ignore jeffy i can't hear what you're saying but i'm just gonna ignore jeffy daddy daddy what are those things in your ears daddy daddy why are those things in your ears daddy if you don't injure me i'm going to call the cops all right i'm going to call the cops daddy are you ignoring me all right challenge accepted you guys might not be able to hear me but you'll definitely be able to feel me oh looks like i'm all out you guys are really gonna stick with this ignore me thing huh all right cause
i got more silly stuff i'll be right back all right baby just keep ignoring them what all right daddy you still gonna keep ignoring me if you keep ignoring me i'm gonna beat the hell out of you all right you asked for it wow you're a trooper daddy you're still gonna keep ignoring me after all that i'm gonna have to go get your big guns now marvin are you okay no what how much longer are we gonna ignore him for what all right daddy i got the big guns you still gonna play this game all
right mommy you want some do wow they keep wanting to play this ignoring me game maybe one day they'll learn oh my head hurts what i said my head hurts what take those ear plugs out of your ears i said my head hurts how much longer should we ignore him for i don't know marvin but i think he's starting to get bored now i hope so all right daddy prepare to get sniped all right let me aim right at your eye and boom oh my god marvin oh wow what a shot right mommy what why
are you guys still ignoring me stop it all right fine i give up you guys he win up he gives up that doctor was right marvin oh my god thank god yeah the doctor was right all we had to do was ignore him and he'd stop wee i'm having so much fun we w.e.w.e yeah i don't want anybody to get confused what we're talking about yeah hey junior it's kind of hot in here can you turn on the fan why don't you do it me m-e me yeah yeah you go go go flip the light
swing no no no no no no no uh light flick machine light flick machine yeah yeah yeah god they own so many words what's wrong jeffy my mommy and daddy are ignoring me well isn't that a good thing doesn't that mean you can do whatever you want yeah if they're ignoring you they're basically saying they don't care what you do you can do whatever you want hmm i didn't think of it like that oh but since you guys mentioned it now i want to do the most illegal thing that we can think of you guys
got any ideas uh you could do tax evasion you can go to federal prison for tax evasion yeah but they have tennis courts and ice cream why doesn't everyone just do tax evasion i think jeffy should do something even more illegal what's the most legal thing in the entire world hmm ooh you could cook math what yeah that show breaking bad they cooked math but they didn't cook math junior yeah they cooked math did you listen to the show so jeff you could just cook math like cook subtraction edition oh and then you could sell
it see see selling math is illegal that's why school is free junior i think maybe you misheard what they said in the show no they were talking about math so jeffy the we and you should all go no i put an n between it i don't know about that oh it's not like i said gamecube you are walking on hot water there mister game q-tip youtube yes get very fun q-tip yeah yeah yeah that that anyway let's just go cook math come come on could you do it with us okay all right all right we
have all different kinds of math here so let's get to cooking well how do we start cooking math junior i don't know cody how do you cook math they didn't cook math what'd they cook then well you know we can't say it what i mean sorry you know w e can't say it look all i remember from the show is the blue math was the most valuable right yeah look the blue math is on the audition cards so cook the addition that's worth more money okay there's someone at the door hold on cody just teach
jeffy how to cook math what uh hello hey there oh the cops what are you doing here we were in the neighborhood cracking down on math labs and i'm wondering if there's math in your house no no there's no math in my house well this rat here has been trained to smell out in math and he says there's math in there oh let's smell mine let's stop rap me out rat i can't help it i'm a rap yep that's about as much mileage as that joke scott all right i'm coming in to look for man
what another i promise there's no math in here well the rat said he smells math so we're coming in jeffy cody rod we have to get out of here the cops are here cody already left what oh my god look at all this math i have nothing to do with this i'm running you you must be the kingpin of this math operation oh i'm sorry i started cooking meth because my parents stopped caring about me yeah that's how it starts parents stop paying attention to their kids and next thing you know they're slinging math on
the streets all right come on we're gonna go talk to your parents i'm shutting down this math operation hey there the cops jeffy what did you do care to explain this what is that that's man what math jeffy where did you get math he was cooking it cooking math where did we go oh my god what are they teaching our kids in school math it's all over the schools it's in middle schools high schools colleges i hear in some places they're doing math as early as kindergarten oh my god they need to crack down all
this math jeffy why'd you start cooking math well you guys were ignoring me so i didn't know what else to do oh my god officer what could we have done differently should have paid more attention to your son well you're the one who told us to ignore him no dr me told you to ignore him police officer me saying you should have paid more attention to your son see you're lucky because he hasn't actually started doing math yet see how it isn't filled out yeah see if he had actually started filling that out and doing
math he'd be hooked for life so i'm just gonna let him off with a warning this time but if he ever gets busted for math again he'll be in a lot of trouble okay we will be better parents to our son all right jeffy we're gonna start we're gonna start taking care of you we're gonna start paying attention so what is something you want to do right now um i want some chocolate milk like earlier i should have helped him pour it so i'm going to help you pour chocolate milk like a good father no
daddy i think i got it no no i'm going to help you no i can bore my own chocolate no i'm definitely going gonna help you for it because you're gonna hit it with a baseball bat no you're not i'm gonna pour the milk for you i'm gonna pour the milk for you [Music] you
