[Music] [Music] you B [Music] [Music] a [Music] [Music] Tommy Vetti [ __ ] didn't they they never let him out he kept his head down helps People forget people will remember soon enough when they see him walking down the streets of their neighborhoods it will be bad for business well what are we going to do Sunny we treat him like an old friend and keep him busy out of town okay we've been talking about a spanning Down South right Vice City is 24 karat gold these days the Colombians the Mexicans hell even those Cuban refugees
are cutting themselves a piece of some nice action But it's all drugs Sunny none of the families will touch that [ __ ] times are changing the families can't keep the backs turned while our enemies reap the rewards so we send someone down to do the dirty work for us and cut ourselves a nice quiet slice okay who's I contact down there Kim Rosenberg smck of a lawyer how's he going to hold said he's leash we don't need him to we just set him loose in byce city we give him a little cash to get
started okay Give it a few months then we go down pay him a little visit right see how he's doing hey hey guys it's uh Ken Rosenberg here hey he great hey well uh I'm going to drive you guys to the meet okay now I've talked to the suppliers and they are very uh Keen to start a business relationship so uh if all goes well we should uh be doing very nicely for ourselves which is you know good okay so they're Brothers okay one operates the uh the business and the Other one does the fly
okay that's them in the chopper all right here's the deal they want a straight exchange on open ground all right okay stay tight let's [Music] go got it 100% pure gr a Colombian my friend let me say it they're greens 10 and 20s used [Music] I think we have a deal my friend oh [ __ ] come on get out of here I poked my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovel [ __ ] in my face go get some sleep what are you going to do I'll drop by your
office tomorrow and we can start sorting this message [Applause] out blocking the street [Music] [Applause] we interrupt your programming with a Message from the state department all bridges and some roads in the Vice City metropolitan area have been closed because of a severe weather warning meteorologists are tracking hurricane hermion which has devastated five Caribbean islands and is heading for Vice City more updates soon [Music] come on this is my first [Music] night hello Sunny Tommy Tommy it's been Too long I know I know you're just overwhelmed with emotion 15 years Seems Like Only Yesterday I
guess that's a perspective thing hey doing time for the family is no piece of cake but the family looks after its own okay so how' the deal go down you sitting on some white gold look Sunny we were set up the deal was an ambush Harry and Lee are dead you better be kidding me Tommy tell me you still got the money no sunny I Don't have the money that was my money Tommy my money you better not be screwing me Tommy because you know I'm not a man to be screwed with wait Sunny you
have my personal assurance and I'm going to get you your money back and the drugs and I'm going to Mill you the dicks of those responsible hey I already know that you're not a fool Tommy but I warn you neither am I if it was anybody else You' be dead already but because it's you Because we got history I'm going to let you handle this look Sun you got my word of being touch go get some sleep he says I have been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off drinking coffee this is
a disaster we are so screwed man these gorillas listen to me are going to come down here and rip my head off it's ridiculous I did not go to law school for this okay now what the hell are we going to do shut up sit down relax I'll Tell you what we're going to do do you're going to find out who took our cocaine and then we're going to kill them that's a good idea that's a great idea let me think let me think let me think oh there's this retired colonel colonel Juan Garcia Cortez
he's the one that helped me set up this deal well away from Vice City's established thugs okay now listen he's holding his party out in the bay on his expensive yacht and all of Vice City's big players are Going to be there okay I have an invite of course I have an invite but there's no way that I'm going out there sticking my head out the door no way I told you shut up I'll go myself oh whoa hey I like 19782 but you know this isn't going to be a beer and strippers do I
mean no offense but I think that you might turn heads on the runway for the wrong Reas the way I'm dressed okay look here stop by Raphael's tell him I sent you he'll make you look respectable okay go come On what does that guy think he is now I got to dress like a chump as well as hang out with them I like this shirt [Music] [Music] H nice bike come here C myy [Music] [Music] [Music] one snase I understand you are here on the Behalf of Mr Rosenberg I hope any recent problems have not
affected his health or mental well-being Mr bretti he's just got a touch of agoraphobia excellent excellent and you I just want my merchandise ah it's an unfortunate set of circumstances for all involved of course I have initiated my own lines of inquiry but such a delicate matter will take time perhaps we'll talk later meanwhile let me introduce you to my daughter M This Aria could you look after our guest while I attend to my necessary obligations of course Daddy please excuse me Mercedes you try living with it anyway let me point out some of our
more distinguished guests that's our Congressman Alex shr with Rising silicone star candy s and have you met my lovely wife Laura no well unfortunately she's in Alabama this is candy and over there we have the Vice City Mamba star tight end BJ always the Charmer I blocked down on him and then I put him in a wheelchair that is good well now I'm looking at some prime and that poolside amphibian is jez torrent lead singer with love fist can I tell you do you know how they play pingpong in Thailand let me tell you it
does not involve a battle if you know impotent and the chatty Trio that sleeping sweat gland is Papa's right hand [ __ ] Gonzalez and the other two two are Pastor Richards and Pseudo intellectual film director Steve Scott throws a passion with the nio Invaders when the giant shark comes in and just bites their dicks off now you never saw anything like that before Colonel your party deser a Triumph I can only apologize well they another Amigo how do we find you our business is very trying Barbarians at the gate a time for rewarding one's
friends and liquid ating one's enemies Amigo who's the loudmouth Ricardo Diaz He's Mr Co Mercedes oh I was just taking my friend back into town another time Ricardo Ricardo let's go let's get out of here actually take me to the PO position drinks will you be working for my father maybe do you mind me resting my hand in your la maybe so difficult having a rich and Powerful father [Music] vamos see you around Handsome I'm sure you will look at this ah well I hope you're having a good time because I'm going out of my
mind with worry here what did you find out that there more criminals in this town than in prison we need a lead from the streets okay let me think let me think let me think ah I got it okay there's this limey some music industry slime ball goes by the name of Kent Paul anyway he's got his nose so far up most Of Vice City's ass that if anybody knows the whereabouts of 20 keys of coke it's this guy all right he's always at the Malibu I'll go pay him a visit take it easy now
this is Theus L one [Music] [Music] where' you pop out from I've been a bird like you ages mate you know why looking for some English guy Kent Paul mate yeah I'm the governor Andy I all things out you know what I mean I'll treat you whatever you want I'll get you girl don't you worry about a thing mate you're lost honey wait wait wait wait wait you can Paul I'm a friend of rosenbergs Rosenberg Rosenberg oh that bunker ambulance Chaser that guy could defend an innocent man all the way to death row get another
drink bro everybody's a comedian listen to me I'm missing 20 keys and a lot of Cash TR mate it's a mugs game what do you know about it wait what was coming to was there's some Chef come trumpet shifter who deals that kitchen of hotel and Ocean Drive he's been looking real pleased with himself lately you could go and check him out I will and I'll be seeing you around that's why call walk away your m i Knock You spark out give me a drink and where's that [ __ ] [Music] [Music] hey what you
looking at you better better start talking hey make me you [Music] prick oh way to go tough guy beat him to a PP that should make him real chatty you want some too hey chill I want what you want brother oh yeah and what's that your green and my dead brother's white lady unfortunately you just silenced our lead accidents happened get lost hey hey whoa no need to go out long range on my Ass the way I see it we two ombre is in a strange town we need to watch each other's back my back's
just fine Brother you sure about that yeah take this follow me this way hey man I want to get to the beach one thing you got to realize about this town you got to pack some heat local gun shops a couple of blocks away if I get back it'll be all B [Music] [Music] hey asso [Music] [Music] I'm going to go see what I can dig up I'll be watching you [Music] Tommy oh my head feels like candy oh I'm sorry hey uh Leo I think we got a buyer for DS's merchandise got to give
him a ring man set up the deal you know where are you now you okay Leo you Sound kind of different just tell me where you are who the hell is this put Leo on man Leo's gone away for a while he left me in charge screw you man oh for God's sake it's you oh jeez I'm going to need new pants hey those psychos from up North they've been on the horn and they're coming down here soon now where is the Goddamn money relax relax we're not at that Oh I thought that you were
taking care Of this I really did and now those guidos say we got to do them a favor you mean I got to do him a favor oh of course that's what I mean do I look like I can intimidate a jury I couldn't intimidate a child and believe me I've tried now look it's either that or fi's cousin Georgio gets 5 years for fraud you got to take these guys out I understand help the jury change their minds don't worry about it no no no no no no I tried that the jury case didn't
Go so well so make them change their minds hooray more crap to wipe up what did I do wrong in the past life Dumb Florida [ __ ] [Music] hey man my car leave my damn car alone man yo man I still got payments to make on this oh please God someone help me Georgio sends his regards get not see man I can't believe this is happening you remember Georgio you remember he's innocent hey Tomy it's sunny how's the suntan I ain't got no suntan well we ain't got my money either so I'm one than
myself what are you doing so tell me Tommy what are you doing I'm looking for the money Sunny don't worry I am worrying Tommy That's My Style because I seem to have this problem in my life with unreliable people don't be an unreliable person Tommy please do us both a favor I'm looking forward to hearing from you Avery goes without saying Tommy Tommy any prog no no no no tell me later tell me later Tommy this is Avery Carrington I believe you met at the party not in person howy Avery here has a proposition haven't
we got other things on our mind I'm trying to keep the wolves from the door so could you please cut me some slack I'm stretched like a Wire and even if I'm dead by the end of the week I'd like to think that I didn't die poor now just calm down both of you son you help me and any grease balls giving you a hard time I'll see to it they take a long Dirt N okay what could I do for you this delivery company's got its Depot on some prime land they won't sell they're
hanging on like a big old Prairie rat so we got to go in there and smoke that Vermin out head on down there and stir up a Honus Nest the security Will have their hands full and then you can sneak in and put them out of business and you could drop by Rafel for a change of clothes you might be there a while but yeah go for it should be a riot if the balls drop like they should stop by my office sometime who who are these Pricks anyway lawyer Pricks rug wearing Pricks surrounded by
Pricks you think you got me here what are you going to do with move that piece of [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] stick out boys crack his SC [Applause] [Applause] hola is this Mr versetti yeah uh this is Cortez you were at my party yeah I remember uh Mr verti it was a most unfortunate incident that happened with your business deal I know I want you to know me and my people are doing their utmost to get to the bottom of it if You'd like to talk to me more privately you can find me at
the boat huh okay good day seor Mr verti Colonel thank you for coming please sit lobster no thanks uh I am ashamed to admit that one of the causes of our mutual problem appears to have been the loose Tong of a man I used to trust I've been carrying Gonzalez for years but now his incompetence reaches New Heights is only right that you kill gonzalas did he Do it it's the money that's important to me for this kindness I'll reward you and then we will find your money together he will be at his Penthouse half
drunk probably use [Applause] this what is happening here [Applause] get out here WAOW [Applause] [Applause] Look at this [Music] [Music] guys where is [Music] I am the boss's right hand man I'm going to shut that big mouth of yours he's got a blade stop running you fat slime ball away from me [Applause] [Applause] I just got the car Tommy come and join me this looks delicious HH C your s oh no no no thanks Tommy you are like a pompus breeze that has freed me from the stench of corruption although I must appear to mourn
his passing and carry on with business as usual this isn't getting me any closer to my money Tommy my friend and you are not in Liberty now here we do things differently I will continue with my inquiries but in the meantime I have a valuable deal to close A papor for a friend Cortez you're a good friend Tommy I knew you would not let me down I need you to meet a courier who has obtained some valuable technology for me what kind of PR do you just [Music] [Applause] [Music] the rain she is what look
Cortez sent me just give me The damn chips freist American Pig that is pro govern FR and it over you American Idiot they followed you here s to do better Mr Snell H you eat my dirt [Music] 10th for the right [Music] [Music] why [Music] [Music] [Music] hell am thas I appreciate your coming forgive me for getting straight to business V has asked me to oversee a minor business transaction let's hope it goes better than last time which is why I thought of you my friend I've dropped some protection at the multi-story car park pick
it up then go and watch over Diaz's man at the drop off gracias Amigo Diaz huh apparently that angry [ __ ] runs this mad house let's see what that creep has to do with things [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] get out of my living room hogging all the action I see look you want to do something other than just shadowing me everywhere why don't you come along and show me if you're any use I might just do that the name's Lance by the way Tommy versetti let's go I should stick this clo up your
ass my [Applause] [Music] [Music] car I go home your woman you must be called Tessa's new gun until more gainful opportunities arise he'll be here any minute we both better get a good Vantage Point okay I'll take the balcony you get the roof across the yard don't worry M [ __ ] the El's men are getting cut down don't worry I got some cover my money don't just stand there you Pricks chase that Haitian [ __ ] down [Music] to a 10 [Music] 7ow motor I live take heads and it's all down to you what
is your name Tommy I see you soon Amigo I think you [ __ ] where's that guy Lance Tommy it's Ricardo Diaz I want to thank you for looking out for me my man I asked that pre said he said you're the real deal my friend will you not come see me I need a guy like you all I have now is stickheads stickheads everywhere yo I make you real Rich come in and park yourself on the hide son hell my daddy used to say never look a gift horse in the mouth and by golly
he never did would you like a drop of the Old Kentucky no thanks a clean thinker I like that now the property business isn't all about high flute and paper pushing it's about dirt and the will to claim that dirt you with me son oh yeah well I need some tenacious bastard to let go of some dirt and you look to me like the kind of guy to Persuade him Persuasions my forte yeah he'll be down at the Country Club down on the golf course they don't allow guns so his bodyguards won't be packing lawgivers
go beat a tons of crap out of him here now I got you a membership and boy you're going to need more appropriate clothing this guy is my new friend I never had a friend with a weight before hey baby you just is this me nice ass baby [Music] for now look here son I got a problem and I reckon you could help me with it I'm no Builder no I was thinking more of your demolition skills now this here this is a development as plan in and this this is the property that we're looking
at you're trying to say this new office block is kind of in the way you catch on quick now I'm going to head out of town For a while and if that office development would have faced sudden and insurmountable structural problems then as a civil minded individual you feel obliged to step in and save the Rejuvenation of an important area of the city where can I get more guys like you that was a big Todo [Music] huge move that thing for what the F e hurry up what was that e damn I got to lay
off the pills I'm seeing [ __ ] some piss and messing around I'll bust your wise ass toy cross kill the malice oh this traffic sucks you want me to drill you [Music] Come on baby come on yeah yeah stupid horse I'll chop your head off who is this thick head Tommy versetti you remember me excuse me I'm a little anxious never trust a goddamn horse you do a good job you work for me now I work for money as I said Amigo you work for me now I shut up some Judas has betrayed me
he thinks I don't know how much money I should be making but stealing 3% is as Good as stealing 100% no one does this to me no one you follow him from his apartment and you see where he goes later we will kill you this [ __ ] thinks he can mess with me if this is the best Vice City has to offer this is going to be easy they call me vacuum cleaner [Music] [Music] moving you in the way Oh [ __ ] loser you getting Square in my face too slow Grandad you better
keep on running [ __ ] driving is a a that's not behav bit BR Que he [Music] This is no what kind of incompetent fool are you fool fool fool fool Tommy what Ricardo these idiots they're always trying to screw you that's the problem with this business what do you think you're doing these Pricks have failed me miserably soon any mom and pop will think they could sell guo and Vice City what next huh the stinking Mafia that gang place is a fortress at ground level so Quinton here Quinton Quinton he'll fly you over the
area eradicate them what do you think you're doing what are you doing here hey I've been asking around it's obvious that Diaz jumped the deal and iced my brother and he'll kill you too I can take Diaz no listen to me I I'll handle Diaz he's beginning to trust [Music] me one thing puzzling me what's with Quinton I don't know I always kind of liked it Quinton b b you name PL B hey I got enough of that at school PL b poor bastard where the hell are we head It Anyway CR Island you ever
fire one of those from a whirly no I'll get a bit of practice on the way though okay we're almost there we'll make a couple of P so take out as many guns as you can then I'll set you down And you're on your way damn this is a war let's take out some of those guns they can hit you man this thing Ain P of f take them out come on my turf [ __ ] going down okay you're on your own from here good luck brother on respond to a 10 s this 17and
10and 17and respect Now Diaz was pleased and would like to meet you again is that a good thing of course although I'm starting to think that Diz was respons responsible for our unfortunate loss what makes you say that one does not wave accusations at a man like DS I'm merly thinking out loud no matter I have a proposal that you could profit I don't have time to run more errands Cortez I would have thought a man with such dangerous dates would be hungry for opportunities please Tommy at Least hear me out go on I have
a buyer for a piece of military hardware that is being taken through town pick it up for me and once you get it I want you to call me immediately then [Music] he [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Music] Oh for go get some donuts Soldier sir yes sir Convoy H give me that civilian move away from the tank civilian attack stop it defensive position security protocol self-destruct initiated now Tommy this is Donald love Donald this here is Tommy versetti the latest Gunslinger to come to these parts Don you just shut up and listen and you Might
learn something now nothing brings down real estate prices quicker than a good oldfashioned gang war except maybe a disaster like a Biblical plague or something but that may be going too far in this case you getting us down you four-eyed prick now recently a Haitian gang Lord died apparently the Cubans did it nobody's certain but let's make them certain you disguise yourself as a Cuban ombre and head on down and crash that funeral mix it up and then High tail it You getting this down Donald well that ought to put the coyote in the chicken
CP huh and then we'll just sit back in what's the prices [Music] tumble I'm going to scream in about two [Music] what's wrong with you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] I [Applause] [Music] will I'll embar you there is a 10 17 [Music] I we hey Leo I got some work for you this ain't Leo hey if Leo knows you got his phone he's going to kill you maybe Leo's already dead maybe I killed Leo and took His phone did you ever think of that prick you kill youo you must have big onet want to work for
me come by my father's Cafe in Little Havana and we'll talk Mano Mano you do that's so pleased with yourselves now huh who watch where you're waving that thing no more pigeon [ __ ] on my car here Tom me guess not you're damn right now listen you know who owns the fastest boat on the East Coast not off hand no me and I wanted to stay that way every Smuggler from Haka has one dream a faster boat rumor has it the board had just completed such a vessel for some Costa Rican [ __ ]
and Tommy I want that boat ah I thought I got you where'd you come from I think your pigeons are back [Music] come [Music] [Music] On hey this is [Music] [Applause] [Music] to 17 is a s the 17 CRA first on FL me now V he's in a real bad mood Jack plastic crap you're doing this to me who do you think you are you piece Of plastic [ __ ] BR you it is my favorite at buo movie it died what else can I do it's probably not plugged in what damn no matter I
can buy a 100 more now Tommy each month a freelancer sails into Vice City and Ms his jot he sells his cargo to the first boat I want you to take the speedboat and beat all the other [ __ ] Heads to it then you bring the cargo here okay a big chip from colia let me guess you thought I could use a guardian angel I'm just saying you need to let me in there my man and you can feed me all this lonely tough guy crap but I know one day I'm going to save
your ass and you're probably going to want to kiss me wacko we got some competition so Tommy we know it was Diaz Busted ideal so why in the hell are we running erand for the more we learn now the less we have to learn when we take this town over I like your style man real fresh it's time for Dan Man Dan watch yourself they're coming from all over got them head for d as fast as you can eat it eat it sleep with the fish to 17 Point V there are gunman on that jaddy
17 North Washington Beach more lble up ahead you want some of this [Music] good shooting my friend you're a real proper great a lunatic well thank you see you around Tommy okay Mr Lance Vance dance you trying to irritate me yo tomy's Lance yeah oh nice to hear from you Lance come on man be cool be cool I'm in the middle of something what Do you want nothing just to say you know look Tommy we can do this thing you and me no problem you know what I mean we're going to have to do it
cuz otherwise we're going to be dead Lance we're in too far now but thanks for the call speak to you later mil h I might have a little result for you but I need to speak to you in person I'm enjoying a little RNR at the club Malibu I re you're going to owe me a favor or two after this Sunshine I'll See you later all right M I'm going to save your ver mate what the hell are you talking about you know that wad is the bugle Master he's got your boy L word is
you might try to jump and didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean where did he take them ah oh right English keep your party on go across turn the junkyard bloody hell you [Music] [Music] n to get the [Music] [Music] [Applause] feel [Music] ow [Music] he [Music] there There Goes My careful planning Blown this [ __ ] thanks to you you're screwed up real good Lance he killed my brother what do you expect me to do MO is LS we're going to have to take out that prick Diaz before he takes us
out you okay to use a gun sure I guess nice to see you too let's get out of here what [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] I [Applause] f get patched up and meet me on the bridge to Star Island okay okay I got you Tommy thas it's corz look the French are giving me all kinds of trouble Amigo them Hypocrites they spend a 100 years stealing from poor countries and they call me a thief HH I'm going to need your help as soon as possible Amigo so please hurry Tommy I need you all right I hate the
damn French Circumstances force a hasty departure Amigo what's the problem ah the French want their missile technology back and after that last incident I feel it is time to find safer Hoppers wouldn't it be safer to fly I'd be dead before I reach checkin besides I need to get my merchandise out of the country need another gun you and my friend are worth 10 [Laughter] guns for [Music] me from starboard part side par side they bre up ahead get [Music] him now oh my God they've got a helicopter oh shoot the helicopter I me everywhere
I look you're a I hate [Music] a thas you have protected and served me Well and now you must leave us before we reach the Open Seas I will lower my personal launch Keep it my friend a token of my gratit you thank you col one more request while I'm away could you keep an eye on Mercedes for me I think she could look after herself but sure I'll keep an eye out gracias amigoo [ __ ] let me go all right Tommy it's Paul I just heard from a mush that you've been a real
Naughty Boy somebody's taking Offense to you acting like the big guy all of a sudden giving it the big shot thing well don't never warned you or nothing boasting is a mugs game son anyway I heard this some priz been put on your headed and someone's going to have a quck so watch yourself and remember me [Music] mate I got us some cannons in the trunk holy [ __ ] where'd you get all this stuff been saving for a rainy Day you like yeah I like this place is going to be crawling with [ __
] be careful don't worry Tommy I'll cover you [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] the down to the a 17 a respond to 17 Diaz must be inside What are you thinking Diaz I've come to take over your business Tommy you betrayed me you idiot I'm going to kill you real soon eat this you murdering bastard you stupid Pricks my beautiful house look what you done to it this is from my brother I trusted you Tommy I would have had you made say good night Mr Diaz Tommy son have I got a surprise for you I'm down at
recording studios with some major artists why don't you passay us a visit you know it makes sense don't you see you later Tomy remember me hello Sunny that's right Sunny we're all friends you never write me you never call don't you want to be friends no more I've been busy trying to sort things out you didn't give me a lot of support down here Sunny oh my fault this well I've heard you've Been busy all right busy killing drug Barons busy taking over don't forget about us Tommy because I can assure you I ain't forgotten
about you oh we got to redecorate this place we got to make it look older I can't stand this look Tommy what do you say what do you say we put a bar in you're my lawyer Rosenberg not my interior decorator got it listen to me the time to take over this town is now it's all out there waiting for us we need to Start seizing territory and let Vice City know where the new players in town you know what I'm saying what you need is a legitimate front Tommy real estate it's never done me
no harm we need to start using some muscle or we can kiss all that hard work goodbye local business know Diaz is dead they're refusing to pay protection oh we could try bribery bribery screw bribery I'll show you how to make them scared I'll be back here in 5 Minutes you know I been [Music] [Applause] [Music] look at this stupid [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] B [Music] ruin Ruin i p with the ass for protection I run this town now me [Music] Northwest my beautiful window display only time we tell baby remember the name no wonder
you ended up being a cop you're [Music] really my store my wonderful store better you than me what are you doing howy son just thought I'd ring you up and give you some advice hey Avery what's eating you there's a lot of opportunity in this town if you own the right real estate you catch my drift I reckon so all I saying is keep your eyes open and you might find the perfect business opportunity I'll catch you later later Avery what's the problem problem some bars refusing to pay they reckon they're protected by a local
gang of thugs but don't worry Tommy I can handle It you call this handling it you two off your asses let's [Music] go get in the car useless back [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] your protection needs a little more protection oh hell not again I don't need this crap these idiots operate at a DVP security around the block guys just sorted out amongst yourselves I'll be seeing you later yeah yeah whatever I just came here for some [ __ ] [Applause] let's Fatt is 17 inra Washington Beach G away just go I want to get to
the be Yow 17 Tommy we got to talk about stuff what's the problem Lance it's you my friend I Feel you're not giving me a fair slice and more than that you've been embarrassing me in front of the boys I can't have that Lance it ain't like that you've been making mistakes Tommy I'm not your message boy I'm not your running boy Lance don't screw up and we won't have any problems I screw up you can lay into me anytime Tommy I've done everything for you you treat me like a fool don't do that Lance
I won't rip you off or stab you in the back okay just Take it easy this is tough enough without you getting all emotional on me trust me do you hear me do you hear me I hear you Tommy but I can't take this much more Lance don't be like this now I'm warning you do you hear me just relax take a few days off okay I'll talk to you you [ __ ] what were you thinking do you realize what this means we could all be the timer must have got screwed that place was
wired to go up like a firework Factory then somebody tipped off the cops but what's the problem fellas Mike was supposed to torch some place in the mall but he screwed the fuses and now the cops crawling all over it we got to get our stuff and get out of here relax both of you let me think for a second Tommy versetti just doesn't cut and run the cops are going to be going over that building with a fine tooth comb right but that takes time we got to go in and torch that place ourselves
no one But a cop could give within a mile of that place so we go as cops we got to get uniforms and we're going to need a squad car all thanks to you Mike I'm sorry I got it all we got to do is lure the cops in with the finger put them in a locker and jump them good plan let's go all right him Mario okay Lance Let's get the cops attention hello now that got them really irritating [Music] [Applause] hell bra IDI the South Point I'm tring the South [Music] [Music] Point tie
them up and gag them ooh it's perfectly bit tight around the crotch though oh yeah yeah mine too mine too o in all my years Easy brother no cop drives is [Applause] B remember smile at the other cops hey there officer nice badge nice badge real smooth Lance okay timers are set 5 seconds in ticking 5 Seconds we got to get the hell out of here if I have to kill you I will this is a repeat call for cars in the downtown area to attend the service a first after one [Music] a [Music] what's
going on Tommy it's me Lance keep your mouth shut there Tommy cuz I ain't got no time to talk I ain't interested in what you got to say why should I be you don't care about me do you you got to look after me a bit better give me a spare slice you know hey Tommy man look I'm sorry it's just a people patronize me All my life treat me like a little kid my brother would do that please man don't do that I gotta go all right yes brilliant bloody brilliant hey Tommy glad you
could make it hey you ever made loveish before no I haven't but I've always loved your music let me introduce you to the band this is per Percy dick and Willies and a Cari and that was jez in a Bo earlier and guys I wanted to meet a good friend of mine This is Tommy we go way back and uh what was your name again you remember don't be play games with me mate I'm too crafty for that Sunshine English prick like good America the thing is Tom the boys need some help they a too
connected they don't we need some drugs pal going to get on Old love I know well this is Vice City man what's the problem love juice man we need love juice man can love juice I two parts boom shine one part Trumpet five Fizz bombs and a liter of petrol can you help his out pul oh it really mean a lot to do that for the boys right [Music] looking for something special I got what you need thanks for the money [Music] sucker you think that's funny [ __ ] the the some company if you
know what I mean I know just the [Music] girl get out of that street [Music] get it moving guys get out of my [Applause] way I'm going to get some [Applause] [Music] the sun's been messing with your brain you [Music] idiot hey Mercedes hi you Tommy and how are you just fine listen you fancy having love fist okay but just as a favor I expect returned [Music] [Music] I can't [Music] afford we got to get [Music] get out my way I see you later big [Music] boy how you doing mate it's paow again look Tommy
I forgot to mention we're going to need some extra muscle for the concer a bit of security there's a biker gang led by Mitch Baker it would be great publicity very Rock and Roll Baby sort this out for me and I'll get you some backstage passes for the G all right Tommy manam I glad to see you what's going on bad vibes Tommy all I'm need joking again he's heavy stuff me Heavy G this cat we hardly know him but he knows us like this cat knows all about us knows that Willie likes his ladies
underwear eh or it Percy likes you sh B she a Love Rocket H can you're a Love Rocket thing right but listen this gu the guy wants love fish dead dead Tommy love fish gone you know what they say the Good Die Young but Tommy you got to save loveish a sing in two hours and I think yeah and the boys think the Stalker's going to try some Monkey Business there [Music] f f f f Fist I'll see L fist burn L fist ruined my life get lost [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Thises every day
being where's [Music] Baker I'm looking for big Mitch Baker who's looking Tommy versetti what said he you don't look like the law so that's bought you a minute you better talk fast Ken Paul said you might be interested in pulling security for a giggies got set up kid Paul sh no wonder he sent you the last time he was here he left through The window and nothing but his limey birthday suit are you interested or not we only do favors for our own how do I join this ain't no country club boy can you handle
a bike can you sit on a stool and drink ker Zeppelin go see how this girl handles the PIP oh man all right fancy clothes let's see what you can do that the car what the This n [Music] [Music] [Music] look out got you again hey resetti couger says you can handle a bike pretty good yeah how many more errands am I going to have to run I'm a very busy man if it's a fight that's going to settle this then bring it on being one of us ain't just about brawling it's about being part
of A family yeah I've been part of a family before all right it didn't work out yeah right but this family takes care of its own we don't ask a man to do the dirty work and then let him do 15 years hard time yeah that's right I've done my homework this here is the biggest family of Misfits outcasts and badasses hell some of us have even been betrayed by our own country I was locked up during n ugly business which is why I'm going to ask you to go mess with the man this Whole
damn country needs a kick in the ass and we're the ones to deliver it so get out there grab a bike and show this city how pissed you are all right all right 1 19 sou 10 17 South down is a 10 7 down 19 17 a s sou down down 19 South down down 7 South down 19 South down South [Music] down hey there Mitch well if it ain't badass veret now I want to see how good you can fight for your patch a local Street gang made the mistake of stealing my hog probably
because of some machismo thing or something me and the boys would go over there and teach them a lesson in respect And all anyways then I got to thinking this would make a good appreciation for you you get my bike back you can tell Paul he's got his security come on come on come on so [Music] fine I [Music] you do all for this Okay old man okay oh [Music] hey it's Mitch you did good Tommy it's good to have the old girl back you tell Kent Paul he'll get his security for the game IG
you have my word on that I'll keep yourself out of trouble Tommy Tomy Tomy man take go back what's going on that psycho won't leave lovefist alone you didn't kill him man and now he's back yeah yeah yeah yeah The thing is the thing is we need someone to drive the limo we can trust cuz that n keeps making threat sh me I need my M we're all Breaking ourselves M okay guys calm down I'll handle this normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals but in your case I'll
make an exception At Last Man time for a Wham drink are you V just 100 yard down the road then better I'll make it a large One then hey Tommy change the tunes man I get all confused if's name banging ah look what's this hey Tommy stick this tap on love fist your time polluting the airwaves is over I'll give you the chance to be friends well now I'm giving you the chance to die you try and slow down your limine will explode along with your big areir asses bmy pal you've got to save the
band I'm getting bored of this just keep the pedal to the metal Got to find a bomb can't we just drive around all day I would got plenty to drink the bomb they be an engine St get we're all going to die I'm going to get ped hey there's a few here B he in need drinks C get him away hey the Vodka bottle's got wires coming out here that's no vodka that's boom Shan it's why out to BL no it's said the Dr would kill me I've seen this on the T you got to
pull out one of the wires which wire I don't Know man I don't have a clue will she show I'm going to play B and Hell Tomy man keep driving flash bow somebody do do something I CL somebody do something kind of crap is that I've seen braver quins okay okay T guys you do something look man I play a musical instrument and I a clue about bomb disposal well he could just the boom shine out with a straw I have heard that you're good at that kind of thing hey I was off my ts
that night as well you know just pass Will a straw I a straw this is a love to bus mean which way the green one there isn't a green one oh oh oh oh is this a green one any of these wires look green to you oh D in the C it looks green I should have dumped you lot when I had the chance man Glory Seeker I've been carrying you for years shut up you Muppet big screaming girl I shut it and pull a wire which wire that's one no yo you my way man
we're okay we ain't been blown up to man nice One rock and roll man and we got a kick to go to a rocket to make groupies to abuse fast fast fast have you finished with our bow [Music] get back to f [Music] [Applause] hey man you did that's right your fight action camera lipstick lights Happ in Mercedes is tight no one Knows wearing her red is it J R and we thought we show you that Temple of rock got feel a love this listen to yourself man it's paper mashing Gaff hey to the kids
it's a temple and we are the priests I will if the kids like the priests have cut and P there I did get chewed up again this R will never get a play like oh [ __ ] my BS I we can't your day thanks again see you a Nice one bye I told Tommy Baker just wanted to say I really enjoyed the show me and the boys want to thank you and remind you you got our respect good day keep riding hard son see man hey easy puppy this man's for me you you the
boy oh yeah you the boy I think so you know no I don't think I do oh yeah you come here tough guy you think you'll Take me off you think you can play stupid with me no I think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us hey he call you dumb son and I call him a little girl puppy look at him all dressed up like that what is this ladies nights you some kind of tough guy you dressed like a woman you got on panties like a woman too huh what do you
got against women you prefer men big boy I like women I like all women I love my mother Chico all right all right I'll Take your word for it relax can you drive Amigo yeah like a woman very funny I like you big boy maybe you can help maybe you can prove you a man huh take out the boat show me you got some big coones and not some little B chikita ones hey I'm Rico you the man with the big corus Tommy versetti let's go okay man treat her like a woman Amigo you're the
main man Call yourself a man man show me some ID little scaredy kitten baby boy go cry to your mommy [Music] not bad you're a real man man you the main man I like you man I like you a lot anytime man cuz you got go hores and all my friends they got big hor you got bigon amigo Tommy enough dead man been chatting About you my dear thought you might need something to make you feel better so make some come and check me kitchen sometime okay Tommy son what happened the asan I hate these
Asians they mess with me for the last time we take him out only we need some backup I lost a few oranos already out there Amigo you drive good for a woman right this is no time for joking come on drive for me again take my boys over There and then we'll take these Haitians down they mess with me they mess with the biggest boy in town I am Gano man we going to fight like men [Music] hey smell my finger it hey amigo good to see you can make it this stinking nest of Haitians
we going to kill him all dad a now my brother Char sniper on the roof they fight like Girls take cover we need reinforcements from the cafe [Applause] take out that cowardly [Applause] sniper you trying to kill me or something fight like men with huge go hores I want to hear you scream Dy we have proved our mental bravery let us steal the V full of drugs And make a good Escape on [Music] [Applause] [ __ ] to [Applause] [Applause] 101 no now that was [Applause] [Music] [Applause] fun Alberto no Cafe don't serve this Naked
this Ro you're two faced Army you're either two face or you're a win baby boy the haes man they're laughing at me easy easy what's your problem they're laughing at me Tommy at me Umberto robino they're doing whatever they like nobody does whatever they like Umberto they do what you let them do what you want somebody taken care of I can handle it but it's going to cost you I know we're brothers and all but this is business Tommy you a real man Businessman a gentleman these Haitians they have a load of product coming in
offshore really good stop we take it and we finish them you take it and I look after you like my brother like my son I think I prefer the cash to being bounced on your knee amigo [Music] [Music] hey Rico nice boat you ready see Tommy now you be a good shot today my boat she no good full of holes okay Back where's that attack Northwest 10 s Northwest 1est you pissed me off you got to payest 17 Northwest Northwest [Music] a [Music] [Applause] woo come in my dear and rest your soul you must be
the big bad man my Granddaddy been chatting about tell me things about you you know when he visits and about the others who wait for you now we all dead from long time but you I wouldn't want to be in your shoes I got a message to come here can you hear them them calling your name boy must want you pretty bad don't you think now you do all Auntie P turn and maybe she help you maybe she can get a little Juju after all of this give you some magic to give the LA man
the stink look this is all Very um give me what I I think I got the wrong address these things Tommy the Cubans nasty proud foo foo been making my lovely fan boys shake the heads now they told the policeman where me been stashing my powders they think it drugs them stupid now be a good boy Tommy and go and get the powers for Auntie P yeah yeah sure sure [Applause] [Applause] Don't move a muscle chump [Applause] what are you doing where don't [Applause] [Music] a I'm taking my shot [Music] a FBI stop immediately [Applause]
oh sorry I'm I must have the wrong address well you might as well come in And rest your souls and have some tea do you have something there for me Tommy yeah this place feels familiar to me uh just smell from Child to Deja Vu now Tommy I'm going to whisper a little erand for you hear me well I you look like someone I I the Cubans have fast boats they use to cross the Seas with drugs it is their livelihood me nef you been making little flying bombs to take them out blow up boats
to cof and wood Thanks for the tea [Applause] [Applause] here my [Applause] [Music] [Applause] a [Music] [Music] hello hello uh I'm looking for somebody around here you're looking hungry Tommy do I know you hush now one more thing and I can let you go Tommy my boys going wor with them Cuban boys but no guns but the Cubans have a surprise coming while they figh in the streets you take this rival and kill them in the hubub no one sees you no one hear you now Tommy you do this for me and you no longer
tied to My Apron Strings okay Auntie for is Tommy tommmy where you coming back here Fee me tell you we don't want to see around here no more hey ladies you know what I'm going to do I'm going to kill me a Haitian and then and then I'm going to make love like a man you know that chica something like this gross loser hey baby I wouldn't catch you with a 10t pole Hina he likes the lady not some goat in a skirt Tommy Tommy I love you I love you let's go Go where can
I get a cup of coffee first not time for coffee besides I just had one we going to take out the Haitians Tommy how do you take out a snake you bite him in the ass whatever you sayto you go and get us a little Haitian C when you get it come back and pick up my boys p and take them out to the Haitians then you go around to the haian processing plant and you use their solvent as an explosive boom bye-bye Alberto what about you uh I'm going to stay behind and watch over
the cafe with Papa he not feeling so good you know the last thing I needed was this maybe the last thing I needed was an enema but this comes close [Applause] man this is a nice part of [Applause] town this places are dum man come back here this is a very risky move for You oh yeah let's go find our much [Applause] chose you know they do nice pizzas here waa man you drive like a crazy [ __ ] you lost man Amigos the is around the back amigoos indeed follow my comp okay in you
go I'm going to plant the bomb cover me run you want to make with me move it or lberto Robina hey how's the Cafe oh wonderful incredible Tommy incredible no whimps Tommy just real man and the Beautiful Women anyway I wanted to tell you me and puppy to us your Cuban you have prove yourself man you got big [ __ ] well thank you Alberto nobody said that to me since I left jail see you around I'm not get to the pay phone next to the mall in Washington me Mr te your help in eradicating
those Out of Towners was Invaluable to business I have more work for you with more handson approach your next job is taped under the phone always upgraded that's my [Music] M you in the way [Applause] get to the pay phone in Vice point my compliments on a job well done Mr T my client was very pleased I have more work for you with a more Hands-On approach your next shot is taped under The phone that's like the rudest thing ever [Music] [Music] oh my God help me you're taking break for my [Music] ging oh my
God [Music] oh my God somebody help me [Music] [Applause] [Music] I have to go shopping for you don't oh my God this is still watch man oh my God I need to see your [Music] get to the payone next to the mall in Washington the European gang plans to hit a bun in R City my employees would rather this didn't happen each member of The Gang has a c while they are here in V City some have menial jobs others are on vacation each charet and they likely whereabouts are taped under the phone damn honey
you look a hot [Music] dish mad man [Applause] [Music] don't [Music] [Music] Hey [Music] [Music] [Music] St being as such an annoyance [Music] think something think are [Music] [Applause] [Music] cabon [Music] Now motor [Music] get to the pay phone at the airport terminal time to fry bigger fish Mr teal there's a rifle and the folage to your right watch the woman standing on the balcony above the check's IND Des she will walk through the crowd and ask someone the time must kill that person retrieve the case and take it to the location tap on the
phone you a hot dis for You stick 10 17 International International [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] the for look now that red helicopter [Music] [Music] Seconds for you Tommy hey Tommy look at this this is great I've got us this mini bar installed we got a whole bar downstairs Ken yeah yeah whatever well I got the chalkboard you asked for Ah that's the benefit of a law school educ the ability to follow instructions no I need a safe man oh all right well let me think safe safe S I got it this guy will blow you
away ah no that's schmuck he's on the inside where inside and a police Headquarters cell awaiting transfer I think he's about to get paroled oh I couldn't be more bummed over this oh [Music] cam Jones yeah yeah that's me I'm busting you out whatever you say come on who's the Heat and get me back to my place he mine Washington Beach 19 Nor Washington Beach [Music] I him get is ADV One South Point [Applause] give me a break now love [Music] [Music] get out of my way I'm going to be doing a job and You're
my safe cracker beat's losing my ass in his cell we need a stickup man you know one hey Tommy Tommy Tommy this stuff keeps you sharp man woo I could be your stickup man stick them up stick them up you ain't a stickup man you're an idiot now get yourself a drink and shut up hey get out of my way yeah yeah yeah out out relax cam what do you think well the best shooter in this town is a guy named Cassidy is that so yeah a military guy Or thinks he is I doubt he
was ever in the Army but he certainly knows how to get a hold of guns he'll be down at the shooting [Applause] range I'm losing my [Applause] [Music] [Music] moving idiot [Music] [Music] You Phil Cassidy what I'm looking for a man who can handle a gun on this set up I'm not too convinced son I can shoot a fly off your head at 80 ft oh really yeah I leared it in the Army fly shooting real popular in the Army glad I don't pay tax you trying to be funny [Laughter] kid the shoot for live
ammunition aim 3 2 1 fire a down Aim 3 2 1 fire area clear aim three 2 one fire is area clear so you want to do me a favor and help me put together a job son after shooting like that if you asked me to be your wife I'd say yes you're going to be the whole Army things are starting to come together nicely here what's the plan Tommy K Amigo the plan is you keep doing that like a [ __ ] anyhow we need a driver Tommy I'll do it I can drive you
want Hillary Mister not some smart talking law school CH Hillary's a real deal you ain't never seen anyone drive so fast I'll give him a call here hey Hill it's Phil how's it going no don't talk we'll reminisce L you want to do me a favor I got me a guy from up North oh no I don't think he was in the Service but he wants a driver for a bit of action okay I understand what'd he say well he'll do it no problem well there might be a little problem see he has abandonment issues
seems he won't work for anyone who can't beat him something to do with his mama anyway he wants to race you first said he'd meet you outside abandon in issues who is this freak why can't I meet someone normal for a change you Tommy of course you're Tommy I mean why else would anyone want to speak to me okay consider it this way I'll drive for you if and only if you can drive properly leave me alone and I'll never forgive you Ral street race in progress at Vice Point calling all officers street races this
is illegal and forbidden [Applause] take no Shing M where done now Qui done [Applause] look stre now where done hello okay I'll drive for you but please treat me bad as you can see gentlemen this is going to be the easiest Buck we ever made Tommy seriously you got to consider going into law what the hell hell are you smoking Man this ain't no Simple Plan well who needs a simple plan anyway take communism now that was a simple Plan didn't do Russia any favors huh calm down all right with a team like this it's
going to be no problem we got cam on safe Phil you and me will handle security and Hillary will drive the getto car uh aren't you forgetting somebody somebody who helped you to no end in this town somebody Ken Ken that's right Ken here he washes the money for us and he keeps the drinks on Ice I don't understand what I'm supposed to be doing here look it's easy haven't You ever seen a movie we walk into the bank we wave the gun around and leave very rich men I'll drive great a passenger we till
I tell the group about this man you stink [Applause] Tommy Hillary's taking up too much room I am not are two hey shut up you two or you can get out walk yeah Hillary [Music] God's sake spill stop waving that thing [Music] around keep driving around the block okay okay Tommy okay [Music] [Music] okay guys nice and easy just as we planned [Music] man I guess the blood flowing this is a RAID nobody move everybody up against that wall Phil hold down the fort Wilco Roger That come on cam the vault's upstairs stick my you
watch out damn it's a flang 9000 this could take hours to crack or 5 minutes if you could find the manager I'll go find where he's H up Bill things still sweet sure everything's real quiet [Music] you you're coming with me okay okay just don't Shoot I said nobody move it's on a time lock you might as well give up now hell I can bypass the time lock then we just need your key code and we're good stay here you try anything and you're dead I'm going to check on Phil I'll be right back I
told you not to touch that alarm the SWAT team will be here any minute I could do with some help here Tommy right City SWAT you are completely surrounded Surrounded they're crapping themselves you're R bastards Tommy the vault's open okay we got the SWAT retirement fund let's get out of here okay you asked for it you've had your last chance they're storming the place takey cover Seth where's Hillary I'll give him abandonment issues hey guys get in I got you covered [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] we made it we're rich rich oh hi there
Mercedes yeah I'm a little tense what I tell you Tommy what I tell you f swap better watch out when 10 poison CH come on give me a big of slice mate come on I got to get some new friends I never asked your sister R man Tommy I really enjoyed working with you ain't had so much fun since origin n pal Anyhow you need anything you call on me you here always remember those I served with and I'm sure I can help you out yeah always give me a hard time get to the pay
phone in Little Havana there is a valuable exchange tax in place on the roof of the Cherry po ice cream company Ste everyone involved steal the merchandise and take the helipad at the airport there is a gate to your left that leads to the back of the factory Is me you were hardly worth [Music] Ling I I think it will rain today [Music] [Music] a keep walking manate Bill run run Wait never get a naked play too close to what to F cash these food shine still [ __ ] Phil drink that stuff hell you
don't have to drink it just a good whiff will say you off listen Phil you said you could fix me up with some Firepower sure thing there's some Mexican gun Runner been doing me for business of late he does his weekly run about now hey Ram his Hardware off the back of his trucks before he goes to ground and You'd be doing me a favor while you're at it then finish him off [Music] yo said what are you doing driving like that [Music] don't work my spirit oh hey hey there is a b a big
one down 17 oh my God I don't think so take it Easy Tommy it's Phil now cut out all the reminiscent crap and listen to me you hear good I got me some extra strength Boon shine nearing fermentation time and I was wondered if you fancy having a shot seriously Tommy if you like a drink or if you need to strip paint this stuff will make a man out of you sure did out of me even though I can't see out of one eye I'll be waiting for you you he hey Phil how's it going
hey T how you do this bit too long I swear You should lay off that boom shine man smells like paint stripper make my eyes burn sh Tomy Andy come over here because there something [ __ ] I want to show you sh [ __ ] God should I be able to smell that from way over here feel don't you worry about the smell Tomy you just watch this shitty cheap bad or something there's some more on the bench t Oh [Laughter] damn you pay for this up boy Apple what happened watch out Charlie the
tree line me or the road made of jelly broken spoon mother again you got me not the hospital man too many cops and be a Kong there's an ex Army surgeon owes me a few favors and a l he got a place that a little Advantage oh look giant Fish [Applause] R always something Tommy it's Phil I want to thank you for helping me out back there son damn Charlie he'll always Ambush you somewhere or the other anyway the wound is healing well and it means I'll no longer be def ing the government on my
disability check BJ Smith and you must be Mr Vietti would you like the tour might as well Well I'm very sad to be selling a dealership to y'all this is my first investment after I turned Pro but now it's time for me to move on you're leaving town not in too much of a hurry I hope no I'm just coming out of retirement and preparing for my my future comeback the business wasn't too strong and must staff took it upon themselves to get a bit more creative with the generation of wealth obviously I could wind
down the Business before handing it over hell I could burn the place down if I wanted to this is prime development land oh I wouldn't worry about any of that this place seems perfect yeah it does so I take it we have a deal guess you're the new owner what are you mob Cel you don't look Mexican anyhoo I guess you better get on with the things are going to change around here crap maybe threaten one of the drivers go steady on Ted over there he's just had His Hern fix well yeah things are going
to change around here lady oh crap Sunny might as well leave this to me I've been doing this for years now here's this we are now Under New Management and things are going to change around here again our new management te which gang are you well I'm not part of any gang actually what's your goddamn name kid versetti Tommy versetti our new management the versetti gang is going to make sure we Get no trouble capish out did you like the capiche I like the capiche so this is how it's worked in the past we run
the firm as usual if we get any trouble from rival firms you beat the crap out of them then they beat the crap out of us then you beat the crap out of them etc etc you got it uh yeah I guess just grab a taxi from the garage if you f feel like jumping in right okay we got a high class Fair Needs to pick it up from starfish Island any takers Tommy here I'll take it [Music] I'm going to demo [Music] you that real bad h [Music] [ __ ] this is my fair
back off [ __ ] do you even know how to dve [Music] [Applause] Come on come on get in quick okay okay please don't hurt me [ __ ] hold that piece of [ __ ] you better step on the [Music] gas you kill me [Music] man coming out [Music] two every day man move Look calling all cars we're losing Fairs all over town what's with you guys VC cabs keep beating us to it they just got too many cars we can't compete Mr the if you're out there listening in you want to put some
BC caps out of action before we go bus how many more freaking t [Music] [Music] on me move aside in my way mate hey man got what [Music] [Music] where the your [Music] [Music] y get out my S car 13 we got a Miss CEST ask for you especially okay I got it car 13 [Music] [Applause] [Music] I'm here [Applause] now is this nice lady [Music] my eyes [Music] you no sign of Mercedes [Applause] [Music] [Applause] them 17 W first on It's time for kofman's cabs Guardian Angel to eat some fender 10 West 10 177
Mr Vetti hey you bought the old Print Works yeah my old man used to work on these I used to spend the evenings with him cleaning the rollers I was going to follow him in his trade but I lived a different life you planning on selling the old Machinery breaking it down I'm Thinking we might print something a newspaper magazine oh crap Sunny low grade crap I've always fancied printing money it ain't too hard you know I've been doing it on a small scale for years really sure but we need some good quality plates of
course there's a counterfeiting Syndicate already operating in Florida a Syndicate yeah with just rumors is all I've heard I know a man who's good with Rumors that woman [Applause] where are they [Applause] [Music] go [Music] look at the ass on bats oh all right girls you're lost mate a it all right me China how's hanging what do you know about counterfeiting oh I'm fine for how about you come here all Right all right all right you obviously a busy man all I know about dodgy Rees is to try and Supply the plates [ __ ]
get up they've got a shipping company down the duck the bus man would know when the plates are coming in next thanks a what's the matter with you you maniac give me another drink [Applause] Lively I do [Music] [Applause] [Music] Happ [Applause] you block thank you I need the money you enjin the 10 [Music] [Music] 17 who are you oh not the face not the face oh I I To1 17 inra respond to 10 s drop by [Music] for I should [Music] [Music] have stop I think he would r Samy Sunny I'll visit you are
suffering from he in problems so I'll try again where's the Goddamn money where's the Goddamn stuff and where's my gun are you New action you are making an idiot out of me Tommy and I'm not laughing yet all right the Courier's moving the plate from the docks today I'm going to go intercept them grab the plates lose any heat and make my way back here now depending how well this goes we may have 5 minutes to print the money before the counterfeit Syndicate finds us or we may have all year either way I want green
rolling off the presses 5 minutes after I get back got it don't you worry Tommy We'll be ready me and the boys will be around in the neighborhood in case you need any heat taken care of all right everybody cool all right I'll catch you later hey it's Mr [Applause] V yo you in my way [Music] [Music] why a't you [Music] [Applause] moving kill him [Music] to 10 17 come on 19 10 [Music] yo you got a CRA done Think we te this [Music] [ __ ] where I never asked you sister R Tommy Tommy
Tommy I had sunny on the phone okay are you with me I don't know about you but there's something about a man threatening to murder my family which really scares the crap out of me what are you going to do Ken take it easy I am c c as a man can be when he's feing for his life stay off the idiot Fuel and Look after yourself no one's going to take us out I'll see you later hi am come don't I sound come must be impending death that is doing this to my voice did
you even think about that [Music] hello hello hello put it out there's a dude here hey Su dude I guess you're the new owner which one of the boats is the fastest it's already in the water dude I thought you might want to try her out Dude she's already running with a 300 horsepower engine the fiberglass hole she just shoots through the wav she can do like 0 to 60 in 4 seconds flat dude she can hold like 20 bals the best Jamaican smoke right in the hole go ahead dude she's ready to fly yo
yo uh suit dude you got a light dude dude forget about Mario I got those clothes you want is who are you your new Owner were you now or at any time a child what are you talking about were you a child yes calm down I knew it a child a dirty stinking sniffling nodding vile puking crying little baby a baby an awful horrible disgusting little boo mommy doesn't love you you little [ __ ] ow calm down I hate babies and I hate children they're dirty sniveling snotting vile PUK enough already what is wrong
with you you make soft ice cream okay it's purely for kids what kind of Psycho are you just so I understand this why make children happy if you hate them oh you stupid sniveling snot shut up rat the ice cream is a front we distribute other non-dairy products and if I see a kid I put him to good use don't die kitties yes yes I do mommy doesn't love you she hates you what a nice lady still you know I hear there's good money in ice cream got problems with the street kids Tommy man you're
going to love This I got those clothes you wanted [Music] I nearly fell over whatever loser action wa now that's big 12 in that is regulation cut who is this idiot you you why are you in my space why what is all this crap aliens fishing poles who's ever seen a shark that big all this stuff's got to go why'd you get in this business you prick huh for the [ __ ] that's why What is this this is my art security look you poet [ __ ] I own you now I own all of
this we're going to to turn this place around I'm going to make you rich uh you're you you're Tommy Vietti but I thought that you were that's right we're going to be making some changes around here and start making some real money actually have you ever thought about um but first we're going to need some good-looking brw yeah girls are fine but you wow what's that guy think This is some fruity art crap jeez like anyone ever watched movies about fish [Music] I'm [Music] [Music] yo candy I'm looking for movie Talent you interested sure but
you'd have people were as polite as machines the hell are you doing you should have stayed at home today can you believe this [ __ ] oh it's over respond to a 10 17 down s 1 [Applause] [Music] [Music] come on let's go s the now r m [Music] right LAN [Music] [Music] hey Mercedes hey Tommy you want a party not now sweets you interested in doing some movies of course as long as it's cheap and sleazy you're hired get in e has one hey dude [Music] hey Tommy you coming in for a warm up
maybe later babe whoa cool shark How's filming going Steve Well candy is a natural and that new girl she's insatiable she went through half the cast and crew before I even took a light reading anyway hey tomorrow we're going on location shoot the boat scene boat scenes What boat scenes the fisherman are in the throws of passion when the giant shark comes in what I say about the giant shark I said no giant shark all right just keep the cameras pointed at the Punon Tang okay okay hey Tommy you guys got to try right get
those flyers printed up yeah but nobody's going to let us distribute those things I mean they're just too uh they're unimaginative you don't worry about that I've got my own ideas for distribution okay hey candy uh in my trailer e St f is Is I [Music] okay what's the problem now after his close encounter with the Nyo Invaders our hero finds himself unable to think of anything but this huge faic mountain and that's when I want to do the scene with the bad mashed potatoes but then we don't give a crap about that ju just
keep going keep going you mentioned something about some legal Problem on the phone Congressman Alex shr has jumped on the pre-election bandwagon he's going after the Puritan vote rumors are he's going to support measures to restrict shall we say the more fleshy aspects of this nation's great entertainment oh yeah okay all right okay candy you know shrub you guys get up to anything kinky okay uhhuh oh yeah all right there oh yeah all right yes yeah yes yeah got that was that part of the uh What she talking to hey I can never tell anyway
you're probably best following her after the shoot see if she'll lead you to the new love nest you got a camera yeah get him a camera [Music] e hey C could you call me Martha oh Alex I mean Martha whatever you say Martha someone's watching how kinky you give me that camera [Music] What you doing to a 1 South F point respond to a 10 s sou point 10 17 South Point to 10 s Point 1 [Music] take now white helicopter I'm sorry but I just can't swallow this right now come on darling he's hung
like a sperm whale for pity's sake how can you not feel theart but Stevie how's my star director oh man the struggle between the Artistic integrity And the humping pumping action continues unabated and before you ask yes all four videos will be released by there honey can you please keep the andon in the shot he cost more per hour than you do oh sorry Steve I was thinking we need some kind of big stunt to really promote the launch something that will make a real impact on this city you got any ideas well in the
old days they used to have Gayla events Stars limos the night sky crisscross with search lights search Lights I got an idea yeah yeah yeah well little sequin numbers and the limos uh oh premieres oh yes ma'am of course ma'am and the press and the barrage of Lights [Music] [Music] a a nice game come on l [Music] I'm trying to get to the biggest show ever [Music] nothing but [Music] 100s watch yourself [Music] [Applause] [Music] there's no way to fly around here mate [Music] how do you think you're standing there a good idea message from
the captain he really Needs his magazines back hey Jackson tell the cat that I saw his wife no wonder he lik some magazines there e e hey stay [Applause] back Tomy here what do you want Paul I don't want any fake label clothes very funny mate but you know I don't touch Bank gear no I was just calling to see if I get a part in one of your movies back in England I did a lot of blue stuff mate I'm packing more eat than you my son Paul thanks for the offer I'll bear that
in mind seriously don't forget about me after all I've done for you that's what I'm trying to forget about hey oh Tommy Tommy we got a situation over at print worth you better go and check it out wow some kind of mess or other are messed up I got to Go okay what's the emergency oh Who Tommy some mob thugs said they'd come to take their cut said it was a Mr forel's Money oh I feel like crap farelli Sunny farelli yeah that's the guy I think they were very insistent I'm not angry with you
get him to the hospital Tommy rip that guy a new [ __ ] for me I'm going to rip them too this man [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] up come my [Music] get out [Music] [Music] of North 10 nor [Music] Now red [Music] [Music] M brought theam brought the dam 1 sou I [Music] [Music] what's going on Tommy oh good good go listen listen uh listen I like fish I love fish I love them as pets and balls or as food on a plate but as much as I love them I don't want to sleep with
them okay but right now you're Italian Brothers are coming from up there to fit me with some cement shoes and I hate shut up Ken sit down Lance what the hell's going on it's your friends up north Tommy they ain't too happy you CT their man they're coming down to see the business today they took longer than I thought guys we got to make this final we got to leave no doubt that this is my operation mine Ken you get the first run of counterfeit Cash and put 20 mil in briefcases Lance you get the
guys together Tommy what no big hugs for your old buddy I've had 15 years out of the loop I'm a bit Rusty on family at oh he's angry huh Tommy didn't I say your temple would get you into trouble huh there's three Mill in the cases how many was it 10 no 11 men that's how you get to be called The Howard butcher you sent me to kill one man one man they knew I was Coming Tomy watch your tone anyone would think you blame me me for that unfortunate set of circumstances just take the
money get the damn cash you know Tommy I did what I could for you I pulled strings called in favors I was your friend Tommy I hoped you'd see sense see what's good for business I trusted you Tommy and you disappointed me but at least someone in your chicken [ __ ] organization knows how to do business isn't that right Lance sorry Tommy this is Vice City this is business you sold us out no I sold you out Tommy I sold you out the real cash is upstairs in the safe so Tommy what was the
big plan you think I just take the fake cash save face and run away with my tail between my legs no I just want to piss you off before I kill you a [Music] [Music] no one to cover your ass now hey Tommy you're going down your backstabbing prick oh you think so come here you double crossing piece of [ __ ] the history zombie history [Music] [Music] St [Music] this is the last dance for Lance Dan I had [Music] [Music] Lance for [Music] [Music] you took 15 years from me sunny and now I'm going
to make you pay you still don't get it do you I own you Tommy those 15 years were mine to spend get him boys he never understood a thing Tommy oh my god Tommy what what happened what does it look like it looks Like you ruined your suit and Tommy that was a beautiful suit Tommy what on Earth happened had a disagreement with a business associate you know how it is Tommy I have a disagreement I send them an angry letter maybe I pee in their mailbox I don't start World War II you know maybe
you should speak to my shrink that stupid prick Lance Tommy I never like that guy okay he's neurotic he's insecure he's self-centered the guy's an [ __ ] I'm glad you took him out I Don't think we're going to be getting any more heat from up North either cuz there ain't no up north anymore it's all down south now wait does that mean what I think it means Tommy baby what do you think it means that we're in charge I I mean that you're in charge oh Tommy you know Ken I think this could be
the beginning of a beautiful business relationship after all you're a conniving backstabbing two bit thief and I'm a convicted psychotic killer in TR dealer I know ain't it just beautiful [Music] e [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] what's what are you doing hey Mario Tommy po how are you right mate anyway thought I had to drop you a line oh my good Lord my son you will not believe the quality of the brass I just encountered Street walk or something just stand in little
of animate said her name was Mercedes or something oh my God mate you got to check this bird out could strip the lead out of a pencil that was the best you ever had at all can't you potato your skin for this senor Tomy thas it's Cortez things are interesting how are you my friend what's going on I wanted to ask you about Mercedes okay what about her oh Tommy Tommy I I I hear these stories all these stories I don't know what to think maybe she thinks she could do what she likes but Tommy
tell me is it true is what true these stories I hear she she she really going to be a lawyer Tommy the shame the shame you know we could phas are a proud family we would never allow A daughter of ours to become a lawyer please tell me if he's so I I don't think I could take it oh Kel I can assure you Mercedes is never going to become a lawyer don't worry about it oh thank you Tommy Tommy thank you the shame would be unbearable she's a lady not a parasite you know anyway
Tommy you must excuse me all right the new minister of interior has arrived many years ago I killed his father in a fail coup so I must be polite hey good day Amigo look out Tommy for lety how's it going Mr big shot I hear all these things about you some kind of pling turn now eh Paul you're drunk no you stupid I Ain drunk I had a couple and some treats I been a b a couple of days you know anyway don't give me that I a a mug who set you up in this
town oh me that's who really don't give me that don't I introduced you a Pap I showed you the ropes did a lot of stuff for you and it's is say you were pay me you ignore Me you w give me your way in or after all I did for you would you think I am a devil s Paul take it easy I've been busy don't be an idiot I no idiot mush that's what they said in Bol you ask keep the trouble son cuz you're going to get it m please use me Big O
please don't laugh with me uh Paul get some sleep seriously Tommy it's Ernest Ernest Kelly Hey how are you I'm doing okay I'll need a stick to walk but I should be back at work soon enough good I heard about Lance what a little prick huh yes never trust a man who walks the streets in his pajamas that's what I say glad you killed him I hope it was painful for the prick I think it was you know I just didn't think he was like that Tommy for a raging lunatic you're pretty naive I'll be
back at work soon teach you a thing or two about life you hear take your time Ernest look look after yourself Tommy it's Steve you're a Marvel I'm a Marvel they love us we are Rewriting the record books pal we're talking major Awards here I can put my dad in a home and tell him to shut up it's hot man hot H oot he never believed in me never thought I was an artist and now I've made it I'm the best damn skin flick director of all time my friend and I just wanted to say
it's a pleasure to have met you I love you baby don't you go changing on me you he