so you're the third substitute we've had this week no one's lasted more than a day with these kids I've experienced my thir share of trouble makers I'll be fine okay good [Applause] luck hello class I said hello class hi I'm Miss Jay and I'm your new substitute teacher guaranteed you won't make it past lunch we'll see about that now everyone take out your books and turn to page very funny guys nice one Jake you got her so good just wait this is just the beginning 2 * 10 6 power equals okay who who did that
what's the matter is the person who threw this too scared to speak up okay fine I threw it so what how would you like it if I did that to you huh you you know you should always treat people the way you want to be treated wow I think she's trying to teach us something you're not even a real teacher you're just a substitute I don't know maybe I'll tell the principal I want to stay and become your permanent teacher how would you like that yeah right you're going to be begging to leave before the
lunch Bell Rings how's your coffee by the way very funny got her again bro that was too good just wait until you see what I'm going to do next well looks like I made it past the lunch Bell after all you're definitely not going to make it until the end of the day well you made it longer than I thought you would yes those kits are so bad especially Jake he's the worst I don't know guys I really don't think they're that bad why hey y watch this you just have to tell [Applause] him all
right who did this Jake was it you me why would you assume it's me I would never do something mean like this once I do find out who did this that person's going to be in big in [Music] trouble unbelievable looks like she didn't last long Miss J Miss J look don't worry about quitting everyone's been oh no I'm not quitting I'm not going [Music] anywhere my God told you guys she wouldn't be back you were right hello class oh it's so good to see everyone again good morning Jake surprised to see me uh no
but I guarantee that you won't last until the end of the day thanks for your concern but I'm not going anywhere you see oh my gosh you've got blood it's bring down your chin Jake did you did you put a needle in my Apple why would you do that you took it too far no no I I didn't I I don't I don't feel good Miss Jay Miss Jay are you all right someone get the principal I'll go Miss Jay are you okay I can't believe you've done this you took it too far no no
I didn't just kidding fake blood prank I can't I can't believe you guys fell for that that wasn't funny you had me really worried oh Jake oh Jake what's on your pants what are you talking about he poked his pants what no I didn't he got so worried he crapped himself stop it it's not funny just kidding again guys it was just ch late frosting I put it on your chair before class everyone stop laughing I'm sorry Jake I had to give you a taste of your own medicine here you can wipe with this thanks
than I got you that was so funny she got him good don't poop yourself for real Jake stop it it's not funny okay I don't understand it was funny when you were playing pranks on me well I realized that it's not very funny when you're the one getting made fun of exactly so is there anything you want to say I'm sorry you were right I should always treat people the way I want to be treated I'm so proud of you Jake I guess it turns out I taught you something after all but too bad though
today's my last day is your substitute what no why please don't leave yeah Miss Jay we really want you as our teacher really wow I'm shocked I don't know what to say other than just kidding I won't be your substitute anymore because I'm going to be your permanent teacher [Applause] and by the way your mom gave me an extra pair of pants for you to change into I talked to her beforehand to get her permission thanks Miss Jay you're the best admit it you're on drugs just keep an eye out for anyone who looks suspicious
I'll make sure we catch you I've never done drugs in my life you're going to the principal office we found out that your son is on drugs what they weren't mine
