We met by the pool. It was great. Guys, the family hasn't been together in a long time!
Seeing everyone together makes me emotional. We all wanted to come. -It's the Christmas spirit.
-I'd call it an intervention. Sit down. Take this off.
It's ridiculous. This is warm. I didn't ask for this.
No one can stand your Christmas anymore. What are you on about? -Everyone loves my Christmas.
Right? -We don't like it. We live in Baixada Fluminense.
It's 104F. We can't stand wool sweaters. Fabricio fainted again!
He has low blood pressure. -We'll lose him. He's on a loop.
-I crochet this all year long. Why do we care? The beer is here, guys.
-Let's hydrate for our health. -Hand out the sleeveless shirts. -Sleeveless shirts?
-Yes. Prioritize over there. The shirts we made when Aunt Odete got lost in the woods?
We improvised. It's the closest thing to religion we had. I did that.
Can we turn off this electric fireplace? -Not the fireplace. -Is the pine tree real?
-It is. -It'll attract bugs. -Did you smoke it for dengue?
-There's a tradition of picking the pine tree and cutting it. Plant a cashew tree in the middle of the living room. We can make caipirinha.
Take the reindeer. -They stare. It's weird.
-Careful. Get caramel dogs. It's more Brazilian.
Don't you like anything Christmas? We do. We love Christmas.
I brought you a present. A makeup kit to wear now. Thank you!
Quem Disse, Berenice? Isn't it too early for presents? It's still early.
I think it's late, Joana, to change your Michigan winter face. Put some red lipstick on, glittery eyeshadow. Come to the party.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Can we at least play "Jingle Bells"? For a mood.
. . Too late!
Come on! Guys, there's a Santa stuck in the AC vent. Yeesh!
There was no chimney. Is that picanha ready? Come on, Odete!
Give me your lipstick. -Give it. -What?
-I want to play a trick. -What? Liven things up.
Brazilian Christmas is way better. I'll have my love give me this on V-Day, it's coming up. What?
It's in June. Feb 14th. Valentine's Day.
