The Addams Family [Music] [Music] males in by new carvings nice knife can i play autopsy with it what darling autopsy to find game this is for carving works of art well either I've got tough hair this might be sharpening there darling I think it's sharp enough now lovely Morticia yeah are you getting tired Uncle Fester no I like to pose it's so artistic good I want to get the inner you with that that's just for carving that's what I'm afraid of not for carving you for carving your likeness Oh now let's see a little more
of the Addams character now we're getting somewhere mm-hmm now a little more to the right keep going are you sure you're getting enough of my personality try it reverse keep going yes but are you sure you're getting a real me you're right let's have the real the true the unadorned you how for immortality don't move don't look don't even breathe don't worry don't that's it my job I think I've done it you're the Michelangelo Halloween pumpkin how do you like it so far Darley you have the soul of an artist and the touch of a
surgeon Halloween always inspires me are you looking forward to the guests who might come in tonight for trick-or-treat oh yeah and the children are so excited about going out good I'd better see to the punch and cookies always the perfect hostess give us the smile look Jessie you have the ball ready yes mrs. Adam I think I'll start the punch and let it Mellow for a while you may fix the sandwiches lurch very good mrs. Adams [Music] [Music] thank you sing go mad Morticia yes Wednesday and Pugsley are all dressed up for trick-or-treat we'll bring
them down bring them down do the siren that's a police siren [Music] oh great the tanks dry as a bone listen next time we pull a stick-up will you get gas all right all right I forgot yeah you dropped your gun in to get away please sure right your night well let's get out of here before the cops spot us and I'll take the loot I don't want you to forget it no you're always mad Marty [Music] [Applause] [Music] made a whole areas heating up we've got to take cover someplace in air quiet keine tree
Hey I could have sworn that gate was closed and you're beginning to give me the creeps come on what's the idea why'd you slam it so hard I was gonna ask you the same thing these are far three Gomes they're much too startling they'll scare the Wits out of people yes when you knock on neighbors doors you'd better say do not be alarmed we are only little children can we go now as soon as your father finishes the Jacqueline aah how do you like it I think it looks like Uncle Fester good eye a true
Addams [Music] it's me the willies get off it it's probably the houses I'm sweet little old lady Oh children are we ready for trick-or-treat yeah let's go y-yeah these have to hold all the goodies you'll get I got mine all right maman will the support our little goblins on their Halloween rounds there's somebody coming Barney yeah here [Music] put the mask away the recognizes they must be trick-or-treating yes don't come any closer come on you must be right let her make your speech children we're on our way to play trick-or-treat - yeah we're off the
Halloween - a perfect night for Halloween you must come in and celebrate with us oh sorry we got out of plans on second thought we'll we'll take you up one in office MA I'll leave the children and your capable hands don't keep them out too late just long enough to fill up their bags partition our first guests have arrived this is my wife Morticia this is stuff how ridiculous I forgot to ask your names look Mac if you're thinking you're gonna be my Marty and he's floored welcome to our home hey that's quite an outfit
you got on lady thank you I always wear this one Halloween feel good for Halloween we always try to get our home in the Halloween mood too yeah you sure do do we have gas indeed we have Uncle Fester this is Marty and Claude pleased to meet you you heard you folks sure don't pull back on Halloween it's our favorite holiday this is our Butler lurch how you top them all oh yes lurches tops most efficient - I forgot to light the pumpkin it looked just like me gentlemen come over here and I'll give you
a treat open your bag oh don't start getting cute mister now there's nothing to be ashamed of I think it's rather heartwarming that adults get my Halloween spirit yeah but just the same I I told you he was efficient you dirty take it easy let's see what happens Kumba me it's full of money okay pal you had your look not just hand it over for tisha our neighbors have given these gentlemen hundreds of dollars in trick-or-treat it's one proud to live in such a neighborhood and I was going to give you apples my apologies gentlemen
that's better happy Halloween would you excuse us a minute of course go right ahead gentlemen yeah to a full of loot and amass the big guys got on we ought to wear something like that the next time we pull a job I'm gonna find out where we got it a friend we've been admiring the mask mind telling us where it come from it is mine I know but where did this for real they're all for real must you go be better be better just when things were beginning to perk up can't you stay a bit
longer uh not this season lady [Music] well since you treated us so nice I guess we'll stick around for a while capital will celebrate in the old tradition I'll see to the punch I shall help you my dear fester get the Halloween poems from the library lurch you get the tub ready for the bobbing game you gentlemen make yourselves at home the cap sounded like they were right outside yeah guess we'd better stay put for a while and as long as we gotta stay we may as well make the most of it okay I'm kind
of hungry not stupid you saw that door full of money they probably got a lot of jewelry to clean them out and then we'll scram when the coast is clear I'm with you pal I do think our guests are charming don't you yes especially the one with the scar why do we have Rupert's sticks that's the same beautiful beady eye I thought we had agreed Morticia never to mention the name of Rupert sticks again oh he's darling you're not still jealous you were engaged to him oh I was just a silly young girl then I
was fascinated by his long fingernails and the way his lip curls when he smiled he was a handsome devil Morticia please never mention his name again I promise [Music] when we're together darling every night is Halloween [Music] [Music] it's locked we gotta get a key we may have to rough him up a little yeah well as my department you just watch okay folks this is a stick-up I'm so sorry the children aren't here they'd be so amou let's not rush the food the punch is ready but first Gomez will read us a Halloween poet he's
poem gomez Thank You Uncle Fester it's our favorite no Halloween would seem quite complete without it won't you gentlemen please be seated Oh we'd be better off in jail I'll fix the lights you know put us in the proper mood blurt to the hotseat coin was Halloween evening and through the abode not a creature was stirring not even a toad jack o lanterns are hung on the gallows with care the guide sister which is utilized to them drawn by eight beautiful bats and she calls out to them come flitter come flutter come flapper and fly
come chitter come chatter come vicious vampire you see is something wrong the world brought that on it's obvious they just don't like poetry [Music] ah gentlemen I'm so glad you decided to stay you are staying aren't you you say so we like you folks wonderful now we'll have some real fun yes we're going to play an old-fashioned Halloween game game yes a bobbing game please if you don't mind we'll just sit here quiet for a while and then scram no you must play okay okay if you say so sure we used to play the game
Marty you remember oh yeah that's where everybody kneels around a tub and bobs for the apples apples apples well what are you Bob for what Marty we call it bobbing for the crab a real challenge but the crabs alive and for snap too that's the challenge great sport I'll go first first you know that honor belongs to our guests oh no no no no you go ahead pal no I was rude oh we like rudeness please we insist after you Claude be my guest I'll get it probably some more trick-or-treaters darling ask them is I
get 12 Halloween well now those are interesting costumes these are not costumes we're police officers oh well just check in the neighborhood everything all right here oh yes fine we're just getting into the Halloween spirit care to join us [Music] absolutely amazing would you like to try it again try it again I'd rather wrestle a lion would you one kitty here kitty kitty [Music] for City just terrified of people Wow it's my turn now cops are no cops we put a blow before we get killed bugs me to leave all that loot in the drawer
they wanna play games we'll play him a game a game that'll get us the loot look money isn't everything that's enough hey folks blood and I got a game we want to play it's called hide and seek I didn't see sounds rather mild compared to bobbing for crabs idle fool you goodie let's try it I'm not having much luck down here well quad now be at sea and everybody else scrams and hides well then what happens we find you yes then we hide and you find us yes that's it excuse us for a moment dear
I think we made a terrible mistake you do I didn't seek well admit it is a bit eccentric and they are rather strange but after all they're guests in our home you're right Adams hospitality you're ready ready okay now everybody hides and will count to ten we're ready good I love game you too here we go one knock it off get the drawer open [Music] [Music] come on back for all the trouble we went it's locked break the window let's get outta here they're not seeking very hard strange game they must want us to win
to up there and a big guys back there let's go yeah asked us to hide and then they just run off couple of oddballs they'll be alright look those nice policemen are helping them into their squad car probably going to give them a lift home [Music] darling did you pay your dues to the Zen yoga Society My dear I'm a paid up member this is their latest position Oh are you comfortable oh they look good of course is there anything new in the paper deny oh nothing much a revolution in South America a war in
Asia a flood oh here's something it says our friends marty and claude were sent up the river good they needed a vacation [Music] you
