TIP2TIP REACT STREAM FT. Niu Hanbau and P*$$y Burger !auction !VS

I wonder with you to the end of the world. End of the round. End of the round. Oh. All right. All right. All right. Okay. Okay. Chat, what is up? Hello? Can you hear us? Can you hear us? Hello. Hello. that guys. Auga, you heard Auga? We're back, boys. We're back to [ __ ] do it. We're back. Hi, Jin. We're back from China. Dude, people thought you sons of Anarched myself. Welcome back. That was close. I was dang close. You were dang close. That would have been [ __ ] That would have been an

awesome. That would have changed my life forever. I know. I know. We were close to that one time. It wasn't recorded. I had a thought one time. I was like, "Dude, if I get hit and I'm paralyzed, I'm okay with it." I thought that to myself when we were going down like the spiral road. The spiral road. Yeah. The like the mountain road, the down where we slid out. You said I' that would happen and be fine. Yes. I literally thought it will be fine if I am paralyzed from the neck down. I was thinking

I'd rather just get smooshed. Really? Yeah. 100%. I I think I would embrace it fully. No, I would turn I would I would make it my life's mission to just find find something with my mouth that made I was like I'm going to turn in with my neck towards the wheel. Yeah. Get a side eye capsule. Yeah, there were a couple times where we almost went under a truck. True. Fun times. Fun times they were. And I'm excited to see uh how the videos turned out. Have you been spoiled? Really enjoyed the series. Never doubted.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I I watch shorts, but I I've like a couple times I've cuz I want to see Lily's edits, so I clicked it and I was like, I have to stop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh and even the last video I was like, oh, I wonder cuz I was watching you get the gloves, but then I watched up until like you found the water was ice. I was like, I have to stop. I have to freaking stop. We haven't spoiled ourselves too much. Yeah. What is up, chat? Welcome. Welcome. We are back from

Jung Wall. Do we sound all right? How's our audio? This is me, Lewig, talking. And that's Michael saying some of the Chinese that he still remembers. Dude, there's not much left. He's going to be quieter and it just is what it is. I'm just a loud guy, as we'll find out in episode one when the audio is dog [ __ ] for the entirety of it cuz I [ __ ] yell. No, it was a cool directive choice to blow out the [ __ ] mics. All right, I'll do this. I'll do this. Michael should

be a little louder than now. He should be a little louder. [ __ ] nuts. Cocknuts. Nuts. Even it'll get loud. It'll get loud when I see what the [ __ ] we say to Chinese people. Um, today chat we are watching eight episodes probably. Probably. We're trying to do half. We're going to attempt to do half and then if if if that's not in the cards, then it's not in the cards. But if it's three sessions, it's three sessions. If it's two sessions, it's two sessions. Yeah. But I I really want to see it.

It won't be one session. No universe will be one session. Dude, the episodes were it was so much longer this year. Um so even the videos themselves were like so much longer cuz so much happened. Yeah. I think the the Can you out one time for the boys? Can I try your all? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What is it? You got it in there. Uh, woman shirt emoji. Uh, molto. That was pretty good. Is that kind of it? That was pretty good. I don't really know what hungo is. I'm just saying it because I've heard you

say that noise. Hungwa. Hunga. Hua. Jung. Across China. Hunga. Jung. We're freaking riding motorcycles together across China. That's pretty good. Here, let me do yours. I'm [ __ ] Burger. I'm [ __ ] Burger. Look at me. I'm [ __ ] Burger. Hi guys. I'm [ __ ] Ber. Dude, Lily spoiled that for me. Yeah, I've been called me on the phone. She said, "Why is Ledwig keep saying that he's [ __ ] Burger to everybody?" I went to like the Red Bull player meet and one of my Red Bull reps, Serena speaks Mandarin and

she was like, "Hey, [ __ ] Burger." And I was like I was like, "Be humble." I I'll tell you the story. The reason I called myself [ __ ] Ber is because I looked up on chat GPT cool Beijing slang because I wanted to talk like I was from Beijing. Yeah. like a hoy toy Beijing person. And they and they told me, "Okay, Sam Alton and his group of terrorists in his cabal." Yeah. Who should be Oh, we can't bleep things out. Yeah. Back. Huh? Yeah. You can't do it. Say it. No, no, no.

Okay. This is why you need the kill button. Yeah. This is why Yeah, I'll I'll get you a kill button. I need a kill button. Anyway, told me that B is beef in Beijing. Beijing slang words. That would be cool to say. I am not logged in. But anyway, yeah, he told me B. That's what you get for using chat. Yeah, that's what I get. I'm going to I'm going to I guess I'm going to be a Claude enjoyer from now on. I switched to Gemini. That's Claude, right? No, different. Wait, what? Yeah, that's uh

Google's. What? But even that makes me angry. What's What's Gemini? Gemini is Google's. Claude is anthropics. Ch is terrorist. Who's the least in the terrorist tier list, dude? They're It's like going through like Paul Pot. It's like Osama. It's like they're all pretty bad. One's got to be the best. I don't know. One's got to be the best. 25. But now I I'm thinking about switching to something else. I'm thinking about switching to my brain and ancient stack overflow articles. Beijing slang. That would be cool to use. I want to see if they tell it

to me again. Um, dude, they pulled it. They heard you saying [ __ ] bar and they pulled it from the chat. This is really embarrassing. Beijing slang for beef. Beijing cow. Beijing. Beijing cow. I think that's the one they got down. Dude, they're not even saying it anymore. It's nowhere. But only is a word that just happens to be [ __ ] I I guess, man. Maybe maybe I did. Um, all right, chat. We're going to jump in because we got a lot to go through today. Before we jump in, uh, exclamation point auction

because we are raising money for charity. Okay. Specifically for two different charities. One for charities in China. Lee gave me like three different I guess like organizations that he thought would be good. So these are directly from Lee. He says like they're trustworthy. They're good. You can see the different names based on love inspired me to get out today. It's a no TTS day. Tim, I'm sorry. The mods cannot get paid. I can I'm not a streamer anymore. I'm a YouTuber. But yeah, big brother Lee gave me a list of like three charities that that

we're going to support. And then the other charity that most of the items are going to support is just save the children, which I think helps kids worldwide. Um, and you know, I have a lot of kids in my we chat who are struggling and I just want to make sure they're all good. You haven't like messaged him since China, right? Not a lot. Not almost. Dude, one of these is not like the rest. Which one? You could get a pen. You could get a 20 cent magnet or you could get a trip to China

for two. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. It's just uh you know either a magnet with real copper. Yeah. Yeah. Or a trip to China for two. Yeah. So, Here's the website. It's uh exclamation point auction or tiptotip.wig.gg. And there's two different things. There's an auction. To bid in the auction, you have to donate so that you don't scam us. And I think uh let me ask auto what the multiplier is. How much can you bid based off donation and then the raffle is just a raffle. So it's like you put whatever $5 in I

think every item is $5 except for the trip to China is $10 and uh and you're entered at least once. I can't believe they grabbed my boots. Oh, it's 50x. Okay. So if you donate $100, you can bid up to 5,000, but you have to donate the hundred first straight up. Uh and then you can bid that amount. so that you won't scam us. Uh and then also new item added to the merch store which is the hat. Uh which I think says I'm lost. Yeah, we just had people point and laugh at it. Yeah,

but anyway, the hat I think $10 of goes to charity. Um yeah, I'm auctioning the Vcante, bro. Poly market the auction. Could be a good idea. Could be the play. What if we bought a bunch of gold from China, brought it over, raffled it off? Auction ends during our deposition with the United States government, and that's the poly market. And then we go, "Hey, sir, we don't have it anymore." Sir, it was a gift. I don't even own it. Um, but anyway, yeah, check out the auction, support it. It'll be open until next Sunday at

6 p.m., so like nine daysish. Uh, so I'll bring it up a few more times, but here it is. And it's already raised 70 $90. $100. That's almost the Viscanti price. You can get oneif of the Viscanti. I was thinking about getting gifts for the whole RV gang and Viscanti actually sells a um Chinese New Year pen. They would love that. And I was like, dude, it'd be so awesome if I got it to them. It's the Dragon Fountain pen. That one. Are you seeing the price of it? It's a beautiful pen. It's gorgeous. So

much money. For some reason, the pen costs $5,000. They would [ __ ] love that. Sorry. $6,000. Really pretty though. It's nice. Yeah. You could probably do like a little cigarette holder pen combo thing for them since now they're clinically addicted to smoking cigarettes. Yeah. Instead, I got them nothing and I'll give them one of my Hanans when they come back to smoke. They probably like it more. Wait, is that real? Oh my god. 1,200 on the on the on the book. The book is one of the best. Yeah, the book is one of the

best. Shirley, I will be permanent markering out the kids address. The bids drop. It goes back down to $5 in real time. Keep the address. It's all I ask. Why is only Michael's shoes going for charity and not yours? Cuz I like my boots. I threw mine away and Cam fished them out of the trash. These are the same boots Michael used for tip to zip one and two. And they're so beat that the zipper broke. The zipper like completely snapped off. I was trying to pull it up with like a pliers. Just snapped right

off the boots. I said this is the end. Um and you threw them in the trash and Yeah. Can't fish it out. Uh but anyway, let's let's let's dive in. So you're not spoiled, right? No. Well, we we we both watch a little bit of um the first one. Yeah, we're the most spoiled on one for sure. Yeah. But I'm very not spoiled on the rest. Yeah, I think one will be the biggest. Everything after should get better. By the way, I don't know if you Saw this. There's been like a whole ecosystem around tip

to tip. One of them I know you know about cuz Lily was telling you about it. Yeah, Lily was telling me about the uh Billy Billy Billy. Yeah, the Billy Billy tiptotip comments. Yeah, translated because there was an a whole ecosystem. Yeah, look at this. There's a whole ecosystem of cross-osting the videos to Billy Billy and then they commented on it. Yeah. And and so I guess I feel like after we watch a video, we can just take a look at the comments from that day. Yeah, that's awesome. Um going to be drastically different from

the American comments. One of the videos got more views in China than the US. Lee, day 12 actually. Day 12. Yeah, day 12 randomly like hit the algo. Kid day. Wait, Kidtown. Yeah, Kidtown. Kidstown hit the algo and it had like one but it had more views than the actual video itself. That's so weird. Um, and yeah, I also heard about Ena Yu, who I have not watched yet. Do you know about this? Oh, I've seen uh I've seen the videos like on my YouTube, but I haven't uh watched them. Yeah, I I watched this

today cuz I saw this and I was like, wait, she speaks fluent Chinese. She talked to Lee. That'sing awesome. Because I called Lee today and Lee's like, "Is it okay if I talk to other bloggers?" They asked to do an interview and I was like, "Yeah, sure." But I was like, "What? It's your life. What blogger is he talking about?" And then this ended up on my for you page and I was like, "Oh." Oh, that's that makes sense. Um, so anyway, that's that's the game plan. Watch a video. We'll look at some of the

comments and and freaking chug on through. Let's do it. Was it a good interview? Um, yeah, I think so. I think it went well. I think Lee Lee's, you know, he's a he's a humble guy. He's a standup man. He's a standup guy. Uh oh, there's also one more thing. Where what's it called? Oh, this. I don't know if you saw this. Whoa, that's like the Netflix ratings. Yes, they have a series graph of tip to tip. Dude, what happened day five in Japan? Oh, yeah. That's Japan's. I Yeah, this is Japan. Day five in

Japan. This is This is I actually don't know. Just an ass day. That's the only yellow I'm seeing on there. Tip Japan. Oh. Oh, Saka. Yep. You know, it could have been lower even. Lower even for us. I I would have rated that day a four. Yeah, that was a low day. You guys gave that a high score, dude. And then this is Lee. And then this is Wait, that's not Kidtown. Episode 14. I have no idea what that's Date Day. That's Lily Date Day. Wow, that was a nice day. It was a good It

was a great day. It was a good little date day. Yeah, that was good. Um, all right, just I guess dive in. Any any preamble thoughts before we dive in? Before we jump in, I can already hear the audio quality, dude. I And it's I feel like it's the [ __ ] tip of editors. They don't even give a [ __ ] They don't even [ __ ] try to clean it up, dude. He was like scrubbing through it for days trying to fix it. Yeah, they tried real hard. They tried real hard. Um, okay.

I guess we just dive on in. Okay. We're allowed to pause. We're allowed to fast forward, but I won't outright skip. That's good. We can fast forward if we need to. Okay. Boom. Last year, my friend Michael and I made a journey across Japan called Tip to Tip. This year, we decided to level things up. We're going bigger. Welcome to China. Behind me is the South China Sea along the southern border of mainland China. We're going to have to go from here all the way to the northern border in Mongolia. That's 3,000 km only on

motorcycles with a few rules that you might It was not 3,000 km, by the way. What is it? We did 4,000 km. No, it's not really. Yeah. Yeah. We did way more kilome than more than I drive in the United States. It is. Yeah. We looked it up and LA to New York is like 2,700 miles, I think. I guess it's it's basically that. Dude, that's so far. Yeah, that's so far. That's more miles than I have on my dirt bike here. I have more miles on a random Chinese bike that I'll never see again.

Yeah, I have way more miles on I have way more miles on it than like my Vespar or any other vehicle than my K truck. Dude, that's so odd, dude. Uh, we had to film this like four times. That was awesome. Yeah. Yeah. It was a really hard shot to get. I guess we should also explain why we were here cuz kind of random. Yeah, it was. Huh. Yeah, we we basically uh I don't I think we decided our start location the day of. I thought in our mind we could end up going to um

like Guangjo. Yeah. and just go somewhere south of there. And then they were like, "Actually, no. You can't drive a motorcycle in Guangjo, Shenzhen, Hong Kong, uh, Macau, in any of the areas around there." Um, so I don't even know why we picked Hilian. Hilian Island, I think someone suggests I don't remember where it came up. What wasn't it? Um, like lucky. It might have been. Yeah, it might have been. But it was like pure It was pure. Yeah, it was super random because we got uh cuck day one by Chinese DMV. I almost didn't

get my Chinese driver's license. Wait, really? It was very close. I don't remember this. Why not? It was very close. So, I I had a change of address in the United States on my driver's license. And so, they gave me a new one, but it didn't change the expiration date. So, it looked like I got issued a driver's license and it only like lasts for whatever like four months until it expires. And the Chinese DMV saw that. They were like, "Oh, You're suspended. Your driver's license. this must be like a bad driver's license. They didn't

want to give it to me. And then Alicia fought like tooth and nail with a lady in Chinese. I was like, I can't do this. I can't I I don't have the Chinese to say, please, please, please, God, it's a real license. And we stood there for like half an hour doing it. Yeah, we were there for so long. One thing I was sad about is we were doing the whole process and in it we have to like we have to take pictures for our IDs and then provide our Chinese names. And we provided our

Chinese name of Neo Hanbal. Yeah. Yeah. Bambal and they were like, "Oh, that's funny." But then when they gave us the license, they just they they just got rid of it. Yeah. They got rid of it. They just changed it to Mu and Luda. Yeah. They were like, "We're your Chinese names are going to be Mu and Luda now. You are not going to be Bambal and Yanal." And I was like, "Okay, fine. Fine. I guess that's all right." That was a fun process. They ate an entire day. So anyway, this is just a random

place that seemed to be a decent location because it was an island near the sea from last year. No highway, no map, no smartphone. Let's kind of Let's go check out the hogs. These are the boys that are going to bring us all the way to Mongolia. But uh we got to go. Goodbye forever. See you later. That's probably the only time we've ever done a transition successfully. You won't see that again for the rest of the video. Do you miss those bikes? I kind of miss my bike. I missed mine. It was nice. Bigger

bikes, bigger country, better. I like being able to touch the ground with both feet. So, we have a we have an issue, Michael. Yeah, I got Yeah. So, uh, shoot both editors in the face. Like, what is this audio quality? Pretty good. This is [ __ ] 10 km of gas, maybe. Yeah, I also have maybe 10 km of gas and we don't get to look up gas station near me, dude. I I don't know. I think dude, what if the players just don't get We need gas. Surely. Wa. This bike feels [ __ ]

crazy. I feel like Batman. The only thing that makes me feel different is I feel like safe. I have like eight tanks around me. No. Yeah. You're like in that would come to bite me in the ass. We'll talk about later. Side of a bike instead of on top of a bike. I feel like I'll be the first motorcycle driver to win a car accident. Do you think they wave here? Nope. No. That guy was looking at the phone while driving. So that was and he should have read the thing. No distracted driving. Oh my

god. I remember the video at the DMV. The Chinese DMV. We never talked about it, dude. Okay, so in America, I think they do similar things. Not at the DMV though, but when I was getting uh instructed for my license uh in like high school, they just showed me a bunch of like people dying in cars. Mhm. And that's what the Chinese DMV does to you when you need to get your license. Yeah. Like we we did all the paperwork and then they were like, "Okay, you have to watch this video." And they bring us

into a room and in the room was this video, but there was no subtitles. It was all in Chinese. It was 30 minutes long and it was just footage of people dying constantly. So bad. It was like people dying and getting hit by cars, I think. So they I think they show this to everyone who gets a license and it's mostly to be like don't be distracted while driving your car. But instead of that, we're driving motorcycles. So it's like people on motorcycles getting mowed down. So it was like just kind of showing us what

would happen to us. Yeah. It was it was not like this is the mistake you'll make. It was like this is the mistake other people will make and you'll [ __ ] Have nothing to do about Also the videos in Chinese. Yeah, that was that was um that was a fun experience. Remember when we talked too? We were like talking and I think we laughed at one point and somebody came over and they shushed us. Yeah. They're like sh you got to watch the video. Like we can understand. What do you mean watch the video?

It's in Chinese, bro. Yeah, it was pretty sick. That was fun. Uh and then yeah, the end of the video was the only part that was in English. I still want to find this. If anyone can find this, it's a an American awareness commercial of a guy walking his daughter on a stroller. A distracted girl on her phone swerving through traffic, hitting Wait, Cam found it. It's in the day zero vlog. Wait, the internet's crazy. Oh my god. I have to see that beautiful smile just once more. Watch out, dude. Dude, the makeup's good. He

looks [ __ ] up. Yeah, I can quality. It was so hard. Grace, dude, give my every single person in China who's getting a license is watching this video. I don't think they ever knew. Grace and I don't think there were subtitles in Chinese back. He's coming back. Daddy's coming. It's kind of like inspirational music. I think they cut out bits cuz this wasn't in No, it was way shorter. Yeah. Somebody help me. Um, I knew the ambulance was Yeah, I think none of this is it. Yeah, it was just this part. I didn't think

they I don't think they showed the child at all. Yeah, it was kind of nerfed. They also didn't show the dead person in the passenger seat. Yeah, that was completely taken out. The song is it's got like heroic Avengers music. Me holding you to the truck driver saying there. They don't understand a [ __ ] word. Ding dong. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding dong. Bye-bye. Byebye. You took it away from me. You took it away from me. So anyway, that

was a a nice start to what it'd be like to drive in China. It was a crazy license experience. I mean, I guess I'll just keep driving down the road. Like, yeah, there's no way this is unallowed. Did you see that guy with the sigy? No, I didn't. Dude, people love smoking while riding here. So much so everything was doing, we are on an island. I don't know the name of it. you. Nope. No. So, we started very southern and this was a very southern island on the southern South China Sea coast and I don't

know how to get off of the island. I should say we are on one bridge off. So, it's like we can't necessarily [ __ ] it up. I can't tell if these intersections are like yields or you just go and pray. Yeah, maybe it is. I think we learned that. There's not a single hung. No, they didn't show us any road signs. No road signs. No, nothing at all. Where's the hungu? Yeah, maybe to them it's just like figure it out with your fellow mag. So I go around this guy. Should I even use a

blinker or is that [ __ ] [ __ ] I have not seen a single blinker here. But dude, I need to get footage of this gas on zero. I'm on I'm on two. Wait, are you on zero? My mind is on blinking empty. Wait, that's bad. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. Gas or station. I'm in third gear going this speed. So just to like try and hyper mile. Blake. Blake. Blank. Yeah. Look at these guys. These are brother. Badass. Damn. These are some island hooligans. I don't know if you pump your own gas here. This

guy's pulling me up. Uh, one second. You know what this takes? I think it should just be the max for safety. Wait, what? I don't know what red is. [ __ ] me in my You know, we never I don't even know if we had a But I don't think they have even have diesel, right? Right. So, it's Yeah, but I maybe we could have gotten like lower octane for less. Oh, true. We I don't think we ever asked the guys. Yeah. Yeah, if we should get lower or higher. It's fine. It's 98. 98. Surely

98. Wait, do I feel like he would know if it was diesel also? He'd be like, "What the [ __ ] You're putting diesel in your bike?" Yeah, that guy's bike mogging us. Yeah, that's a beautiful bike. Oh my god. Are those our brothers? Those are our brothers. Isn't it crazy we've seen them this far, but we also They were at the hotel. They're plants. Okay, wait. The two allowed gas stations on our trip. How the [ __ ] is that prank? Maybe it's cuz I said chi instead of chi. I actually don't know what

the chi is. That can't be prank. But like contextually he knows I'm not saying prank. Yeah, you got it. Boom. All right. Just ringing it around here. See how Michael does. Guanjo, what? That's not what I said. That's not what I [ __ ] said, dude. Gausu. No. No. Cam messed up. Yeah, that was a cam [ __ ] off. [ __ ] off. That was a cam. [ __ ] off, dude. Imagine someone tells you, "Don't even tell me." I say, "Where's the highway?" Then I say, "Fuck off." Don't need to tell me, [

__ ] That can't be right. Don't even tell me. Nothing in my brain. What'd he tell you? You go straight and left kind of. Yeah, that's what he said to me inside. I got it. We'll sure need the baba. That's That's awesome. Cuz I just said that. There was nothing I was meaning to say. I did just mean to say that. I was trying to say I'm Michael's dad and I was going to pay for him, but I forgot Tad the Baba, so I just called him my Yeah, that really sets the tone. That was

the first off the dome thing that you said. Let me give it a try. All right. Hit hit pay and then scan it. I've been saying it like every day for like So the way you pay for gas is you walk up. They do it for you. They give you a little ticket. Actually, all you don't even need the ticket. You just walk up and click the stall you were on. Oh, really? That's cool. Uh, okay. We're off. So, what we learned is that we have to go left out of here. And our Chinese is

bad. How do you go left? Oh, from that right spot. All right. Look at this [ __ ] cool ass guy. Those are our boys. Yeah, our boys. Yeah. Should we follow these guys, by the way? Should we just sit behind them? That guy's badass. I want to smoke a siggy with him. Watch this move, dude. And I get American splatter. Look at this move called turning left with no [ __ ] forethought. Wait, is this legal? Is this legal? I can't tell. The G234. Yes, Red is legal. Okay, I love red. Explanation of a

couple rules. First, we have phones, but our phones are bricked up, which means they're only able to use certain apps that we need to use to traverse China, like Alip Pay, We Pay, uh, and then no map. No, no translators. No translators and no, you know, Chrome, Safari, YouTube, no like no Reddit, no porn, no Instagram, no porn. Maybe a little. There was a little porn. A little porn. Maybe a little spring material. Maybe a little bit. I got the gallery. We have Chinese bank material. I have pictures of Rto on my phone. I think

Dude, nobody knows RTON. Oh, from Tip Tip one. Yeah. Yeah. There's um in tip tip one there was a hotel called the it was I think it was just called the route in the route in. Yeah. And it was we we took this highway called the Ichigoen. It's just the one the route one. Yeah. And yeah they had a bunch of hotels on it and the mascot for the hotel was RTC and let me see if I can get a picture route in. Is that even Is it even RTO? Oh, no. It's not Chan, right?

Route in Japan. It's such a niche thing. Yeah, it's like something you just see at the front desk and we're like, that's an awesome looking lamb mascot. It's just nowhere. It's nowhere to be found. It's only in my phone. Oh, there it is. No, no, it's found. So this is this is Rtochon, The mascot for the route in hotels and is on every like graphic around these hotels. Yeah, we were making crazy fun about it for the entirety of tip to tip one, but it never made it into the into the videos at all. So

it's just something we say. Yeah, we kind of talked about defiling Rutochon every time we saw a hotel because we were so excited to see a a hotel. I love Rto Chan. What are we going to do with Rto Chan today? I love Rto Chan. And uh but it never made it in. So Rutochon's just kind of for us now. We just Yeah, it's just something in our minds. It's kind of for us, I guess. By the way, this leaves the island, I think. I mean, it looks like it [ __ ] No, no route

in or anything. Never like a steady hotel chain that we would go to constantly. No, I don't think we went to like one like we never did a repeat hotel ever. Yeah. Yeah. And they but they also aren't mascot build like Japan. Japan's crazy. Dude, they don't go they don't love a graphic at all on the on like I mean you guys go see it on They don't love signs. They don't got just signs. They don't have a sign with like a picture. It's a sign and it's in full Chinese and there's no like picture

to to to to tell you what it is to tell you I guess the words. But yeah, we are legally prohibited from using the national expressways. Uh you just can't ride a motorcycle on them in Yeah, we're legally not allowed to ride on any expressways or toll roads. I wonder why. Yeah, I assume too many people just turned into pancakes. Yeah. Oh my god. Wait, slow down. There's a camera. There's a camera that just took a picture. Yeah. So, here's the deal. In China, apparently, there are not a lot of like highway patrol men, but

they do film everything. And if they film you breaking the law too many times, they [ __ ] come for your ass and take your license away. Straight to Blondo. Every Chinese person just drives really fast, slows down crazy under the camera, and then books it past the camera. It's like it cannot be good for fuel efficiency. No. It's like if the high if the if the roads like go 80 km an hour, it's like they're busting one 110 and then and then it's like dang and then they're and they're zooming off again. Yeah. We

can't go into any city and they don't specifically I mean they have some signs, but if you accidentally just [ __ ] Up and end up in one, you're just lowkey breaking the law. Yeah. Hard style. Oh. Oh. Danger. Danger. The red one, I think, is okay. We can't do red or yellow top, I thought. Right. Yeah, the green in the bottom is bad. I think the highway rules are we can't do anything with the yellow top or red top, but we can do all yellow or all red. But yeah, I think greens greens is

just all bad. It's beautiful. Oh, dear. My ear. So, okay. So, the red sign is pointing left. So, I think straight's chill. Yeah. Yeah. But straight is like the yellow sign with green on it. I think we're so young and new. I know. Isn't it crazy that we like stop? I don't know where we sign. I don't know if I can show it. It says Highing Island. So, this must be like the welcome to Highing Island area. So, right's for sure going back. Let's get us off. Oh, it's beautiful island. Honestly, [ __ ] bridge.

We have to get off the [ __ ] island. No, let's pop you. Let's pop you. Yeah, I do think it's right. I'm merging on. I'm doing it. I'm feeling brave, dude. I had so much wet clothes in my backpack swimming and like 3 days later I opened the backpack up and it was the most vile stench you could ever imagine. It was really unfortunate. But lucky there was like not much rain or wetness after that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Luckily it was mostly dry after that one. [ __ ] [ __ ] We were complaining

about the heat at some point. What is she do? She's she's We were like a [ __ ] I'm wearing nothing. I'm wearing a shirt in the in the protective [ __ ] You don't know how good you [ __ ] have it. Let's cruise by the sign real slow. I mean, for sure it's not right. That's where we came from. And then straight is I think it sure feels like it goes back to the island in the middle. Yeah, straight 100% feels like welcome to [ __ ] Highing Island. Well, I guess you see

why we uh aren't doing any highways. It's not even our choice this time. Ah. Oh my god, it's our boys. Wait, where is our boys? Yeah, the purple motorcycle. They started at our hotel and we saw them at the gas station. Oh yeah, we saw them now. Let's lowkey run with our boys. They're mostly trying to get off this [ __ ] island. 100. They don't look like men who can be trapped by an island. That guy's on like a like a 700cc monster motorcycle. Wait, how do you say where are you going? Wait, why

are they pulling over? That was good. Wait, why does it say that time? Boys, how it was your quick hay and ask where they're going. I feel like bikers are going to be our heroes. Oh, they're getting back on. I'm going to try to [ __ ] flag them down. Oh, don't leave. Don't leave. Don't leave, please. No. Uhuh. He really want Oh, [ __ ] But so he's saying like jelly jelly. Jelly. Yeah, he's just throwing something at the end. A is like I guess like a ma, dude. He's definitely saying jelly. It sounds

like zillia. It does sound like Sports Zibia. It It's this crazy accent. It does sound like Sports Zia. There's so much like there's so many different accents and and and and the beginning even if you Okay, even if your accent would have worked at like near Beijing, you'd say [ __ ] in the beginning of the trip, they would say, "Huh?" And then you would never say it again, you know, cuz you get shy. Cuz you get shy and you're like, "Oh, that must be wrong." But it wasn't wrong. Even if it would work in

the north. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It they're crazy crazy dialect. It's their fault. It's their fault. It's like they're going h at the end. Oh. Oh, where are we going? Oh. Um, Mongolia. Uh, Beijing. Beijing. Beijing. Beijing. That's where we learn. Ma, dude. Okay, time to drop my first hole. Yeah, wait. Um, damn. We [ __ ] suck. It's not like a conversation. We're just kind of yelling [ __ ] and it doesn't matter what they say back, we won't understand it. And that's how it went for the rest of the trip. Yeah, I don't

understand cat loud. Ma I think it's M. I think it's Mian. Mian M. Mian. What is cat in Mandarin? Mian. What is adventure? Mian. And so it's Mian versus Mian. [ __ ] Thing is, you want to start with a high tone if you're shy. That's the thing. It's it's it's like it's how you're feeling, you know? It does. It does work like that. You I like most words, I kind of want to default to like high and then the down one. And I always ignore the I don't use the up one. I've never used

the up one in a word ever. It's cuz it's like you're asking a question in in English, you know? I'm not ask Yeah. Yeah. Okay. The feeling our Chinese isn't as good as we thought. Yeah. Well, I was worried it would be too. See, I understand. That's how that's how I'd say it now. I get it. Yeah. That's how I'd say it now. But back then, I'm going this road. And then you're saying cat loud. Pretty cool. Good. So, go straight forward from here. on expressway. Mian woman. I know names. You want to ask me

names? Yeah. Um, my name is woman follow woman follow. Yeah, even if it's to the heart of Guanjo, what do you say? Let's go. Oh, I'll bet. Go north. Okay. Should we address the controversy? Wait, let's look up where the [ __ ] Fosan is. Yeah, let's look up where the [ __ ] Fosan is. It's in the It's like right next to Guango. Guango. Oh, this shit's going to [ __ ] crazy dox me. You throw in a Oh, incog incognito tab. Is that remove? I think I don't know actually. Scary. Banan right? Yeah.

Right by Guango. Guango. Might as well be a part of it then. Guango. Oshan. Yeah. It's way I guess I need to see it in relation to Guangjo. I guess maybe they'll do they'll cheat to the translator if they whip it out. Oh my god. I thought you were going to say um no. Uh need water. By the way, they said let's go. Water you got. Let's go. Yeah. I don't think it's cheating if we use a translator if somebody whiffs it out cuz a because I don't know how the [ __ ] to get

out of the interaction regardless. I'm We're just going to keep trying to speak Chinese. You know, if they [ __ ] throw it in our throat. I'm not going to read that. Sorry. I'm not going to read that. It's my No, no, no. I closed my eyes. I closed my eyes. I've noticed a problem with See, I thought I missed my alult there. I thought I said it wrong. So, I I I would I would not for the next 4 days after this interaction. It did like it did mental damage to me in a way

that didn't repair itself until food poisoning. Hey, it's really weird. They don't understand our specific dialect of some [ __ ] Chinese that we've developed. Yeah. We speak a uh uh you might have heard of it, a ting dialect. Yeah. I don't know if it helped us or hurt us that we learned it together. We would like say something and the other would understand it, but our Chinese teacher wouldn't understand of success we are having. So like we would gas each other up, think we're doing the right thing and then not we should cancel the

flights and maybe book them earlier, right? We should we should cancel them right now and buy a non-refundable 9 days from now. Okay. Yeah. Oh, siggy break. I'm a smoker now. Just put it in your mouth and then put it out so it's not hitting you in the lungs and then you won't feel the dude. Our cig count is so off by the way. Yeah, we smoked Well, no, I smoked way more cigarettes than are available to see. I smoked a [ __ ] ton of cigarettes. Yeah, this is like on camera cigarettes. Yeah, on

camera sigies is different. They hit differently. They affect your body differently. I didn't I didn't inhale on a cigarette until the last day and then it hurt me really bad. Really? Like even day one? Like I mean I I would try a small puff. Well, no. Sorry. Sorry. I I didn't get affected by a cigarette until the last day. Oh. And every time I was like doing a little puff and then like kind of holding it in my mouth or just blowing. I started like it was like I'll just smoke like two a day. And

then it was like the last day and it was like [ __ ] 10. I need a pack. I was like I was like, "Fuck, I need a new pack. I just finished." Yeah. It was funny cuz we'd always only buy one pack at the store. I think with the thought that you only needed like one pack for the next few days, but then every day you went I needed We could stop here real quick. I probably bought four packs of Hanans. I don't I haven't smoked, by the way, since getting back. I'm clean. Really?

Yeah. I just cold turkey. Yeah, that's all you got to do. I I still have my pack uh that I brought back, but yeah, I I haven't smoked one. I've been chilling. Do the same for opioids. You serious? Need to get off them. Serious. Serious. Seriously, it won't hurt you. Pyzer pyzer. Okay, then. How to go now? Um, what the [ __ ] does that even mean in English? We'll just do our best going that way. And this is where we'll leave you, our Chinese brothers, behind. Nice to meet you, too. Nice to meet you.

I want him to sign my book. How'd you say nice to meet you in Chinese? I don't know. Trying to get everyone we meet to sign this time. I'm sure we heard it like a hundred times. Probably. Hey, Visanti. Good to meet you. These guys were awesome. I just wish they lived further north. Follow them anywhere. They were cool. Not there. Not that it's over. A dude. I'm sad. Sad. Yeah, dude. It was sick. They were so nice, bro. And they had nice siggies. They had cool sigies. They gave it to us. They even lit

it, man. They were awesome. I'm going to miss those boys. Yeah, we thought that was a city. Lately, we know everyone would give us a city if we wanted. Yeah, I just didn't want to go along the river. I feel like the river flows east, west. China is a mountain and the peaks are on the left and the and the valleys are on the right, so all water flows right. Yeah, but surely it's so large that you couldn't see that on like a as a human, right? All water flows right. Michael, what the [ __

] are you? Let me ask Hold up. Let me ask a terrorist. Does all water in China flow to the right? Ah, that's a common misconception. Water Sam Alman's a terrorist. He should be put in jail. Oh, sorry. That was my Paul Pot agent. You should be put in jail. I don't make the rules. You can't You can't do this to me again. You can't. I I got my gas lighting shield up this N. You did though. Water flows to the right. Excuse the earth spinning to the left. We match. I don't make the [

__ ] mind. Okay. Explain what you such an accusation you throw on this gas light. Like what does that mean? You you'll say something and you'll and I think it's real and then it's and then it's not. But you say it with such confidence that I think there's no way that it's can be real. But this this time this time the water thing that it was good. You hit me with a a big one that was clearly horseshit. I didn't lead you in. Yeah, you didn't give me like trails that could have been right, you

know. Was I better or worse this trip? I think actually you were better this trip cuz both of us got instantly like max range Nly Q nuked in our confidence in day one. So both of us didn't want to say anything that sounded right for a while. Yeah, we were just sitting in lane like this is gonna be such an easy matchup and then you just see Zoe throw a bubble behind her. You're like, yeah, nothing's gonna be bad at all. And your head snaps back when you say you are I'm your dad. Yeah. Gas

station. Uh, is there a bathroom in here? I got right over there. Make a make a nice piss. I'll just keep rolling through. You ever you ever flush a toilet bowl? Tell me what way that's flowing. I want to [ __ ] lift my mask and just yell north. Just stare at him. Oh, bae. Bae bae. Bae. Oh, okay. Okay. Base to the right. All right. We do this all the time, by the way. We didn't record it every time, but like stopping at an intersection to just yell a question at someone happened constantly. Like

where's a place to eat? Where's north? We stopped recording them because it was it was almost like in Japan how we had the people the cominis but but just asking people at an intersection. Also, do you guys know about Invincible versus? It's a 3v3 tag fighter, guys. They have an open beta play test right now. Open beta play test available right now and at the end of this month, April 30th, the game actually comes out. Tim can put a link in the pin comments so you guys can check it out. Tim open beta play test

on console only. What a homie. All right. Yeah, this bait for sure. And then we just run it. Hey, what was that [ __ ] about water going right? Macau road. Okay, hold up. This is the dumbest thing I said the entire time. I think if we go left, that's right back the [ __ ] where we came from. This is so stupid. Okay. Well, let me tell you this then. That's Macau Road right there. For sure South. You're telling me you think that Macau Road leads to Macau? I mean, I really thought it at

the time. I'm not like 100, but like [ __ ] this road. This is Macau Road. Get a compass and I thought it went to Macau. Let's do the I'm down to try the bait trick again. I mean, we're in a city. There's going to be a compass store. We could just stop for food and then try to uh Oh, it's a Ding Luca. This is This is where we have to decide Michael's way. Well, okay. Let's Let's just go left. We're going to pull over, though. We're not Little Chinese for you. They call it

Ding Luca because ding is the word for order. And the symbol they use is a T. It's a T. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a tea crossing, which is why they call it That's what we call it. Yeah. Ding's. Yeah. It's like calling it a teac cross, but ding is how they write out T. actually like how are you hungry? Yeah, I'm hungry. Oh my god, someone wrote a dig in and we could mull about it on this. Michael, I'm a [ __ ] genius by the way. What does that [ __ ] road say? What

does that [ __ ] road say? You know what? I'll give this one to you. The road says you got to get another example and I didn't read. I didn't but it wasn't. It just wasn't though. It was just a random road that said it wasn't Behon Road. All right, I'll give that one to you. Northern Road. Digs a little. I'll give you that one. All right, we have 90 seconds. I'm going to pull up to these guys and ask to make sure was so clear. Hey, he was so clear about it. [ __ ]

Hey, look. What did he say? I didn't [ __ ] Okay, I can maybe I'll ask the guy next to me. You want me to ask him? No. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. I was I should ask for Oh, this seems like it has [ __ ] [ __ ] Lotus Supermarket. They probably have food attached. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go right here. Okay. I'm about to get hit by a [ __ ] car and it will be cool. Uh, all right. Let's eat. Let's eat as white girl Ren somewhere. Ooh,

that [ __ ] looks yummy as hell. Guan. It's like what you say in like like the year 500. Yeah. You go into like a new a settlement that you find on the country. Yeah. Foreigners here to visit. Come on. You got the option like that. It's up to you if you want to eat here. I can find some [ __ ] I'm easy. You know, yeah, I'll probably somewhere else. Do you want to come back here for dessert, though? The desserts look really good. Yeah, I'm down. Look at this little food. Shacking shaking lemons.

I mean, I guess we can just order from any of these food stalls. Ooh, that looks kind of good. Oh, there's more over here. See something good, huh? See something yummy? I do think I see something right up my alley. Oh, I love think I [ __ ] like Taiwanese sausage. What? Come on, man. That wasn't us. That was almost the perfect example though of me tanking and you being DPS. But then it didn't even our combo didn't work here. No, no, no. You're She understood you saying recommendation like I'm basically tanking early and then

she looks at you like you are a authentic Han Chinese who speaks with perfect intonation because she just trusts that you're smarter than I am. I get one. I get one. It's like I'm leading my white friend around and I'm letting him try. And the and the cool down on your queue is really long. Dude, I keep saying no, that's fine. It's crazy cuz we got it. We got it. And it even came across what you want. Dude, no matter what, we cannot eat at the [ __ ] McDonald's. This looks so yummy. This looks

really cute, dude. Yeah, that's a nice That's a nice graphic. Yeah, that's cute graphic. This looks really good, man. The best Chinese food I've ever had. Looks the same. What did you get? Two McChicks, a McChick meal, and an iced Natalie. Wait, duck your face. Sausage shack. Those are really good McChicks. That looks really good. Yeah, it was pretty mid. It the There's just way too much Dijon mustard on it. All right. Think it and sink it. You love McChicks. They're great. I hate American McChicks. His order is genuinely two McChicks and then a McChick

meal. Get this stuff. Yeah. Yeah. I remember the day when they changed the McCo American mustard. Watch out. The mayo. I thought it was like a rotten there and then I went to a different McDonald's and it was it was just as bad. So that's the main reason you don't like the American one versus the one. It's actually pretty decent. Okay. In our defense, we're allowed one McDonald's trip per trip. And this is it. This is the one. We're not going back to McDonald's. We're going to get back. We're going to get dessert. Yeah, we

didn't find one. We technically did. Yeah, but it wasn't even filmed, so you don't even think about it. Yeah, it was way later. Had a nice stall. Yes. How's your ice Natalie? I mean, I'll be honest. Okay. We never found out. It's We're trying to say I think 90. 90. Yeah. I just still don't nier. Nier. Yeah. I think Natia is like black tea. Nati. No, that's honcha. That's black tea. Honcha. What? Let me look. Let me look. I feel like it's like iced milk tea. From Mandarin to English. Wait, was it N I N

A I T I E. Not yet. It's a drink at McDonald's. It was like maybe it's just latte. I don't remember. Oh, this one. Probably a latte. Yeah. Ah, na. Yeah. Latte. Bite us% milk. Yeah. Yeah. And it also tastes 90% like the stuff from America. So far, Chinese food's been pretty good. No. Neil Han. Check. Check. Johan Shack, we didn't rate it on cam. What do we rate it? Joh, good [ __ ] [ __ ] Cam. Good [ __ ] bro. It'll always be a mystery and I'll never nailed it, dog. I'll never

tell you what that is. I should get a compass. Yeah, that'd be a good idea. We could probably if we get dessert there, we'd probably be like, "Where did you get a compass?" What are you going to say? You want me to do it now? Yeah. What you're going to say to him, you know, way and then I'll be in the background and I'll be doing this. And you don't think north is that way, right? I think north is 1,000% bang. Cuz this is the road we were on. The road we were on was going

north. Yeah, but I think we turned left at one point. We didn't do like a hard UI. We didn't do a hard UI. turned left and then I think left again which meant we the road did say the bay road. Oh, we're on the bay road. We're headed towards it. If we're headed towards the bay road and the bay road is north then how would that way be north? He doesn't understand. Then how the [ __ ] Oh it's cuz the [ __ ] it's cuz of water, right? Oh, it's cuz I should have looked

at the you know the thing is yeah it is going to the right. Does the Yangz equal quick? Okay, you guys might be having The same thought I have had, which is you don't know any Chinese. Fair point. But we do have a plan for this, which is you don't know any Chinese. That's not how it is for real, right? Oh, dude. Where's my tape measure? That's Oh, it got taken by T. That's not real, right? That's like a cam rotoscope. Did he rotoscope? He must have rotoscope. That [ __ ] look like how the

water flows in the galaxy. Always to the right and down. That's crazy. My [ __ ] flows, bro. God forbid. Point. But we do have a plan for this. They close here. Hearing rumblings of Artemis. Of Artemis landing. Did they already land? I thought they weren't landing. 38 minutes. They land in 30 30 minutes, I guess. All right, we'll watch after this. I jumped, Cam. I jumped for the transition. So, wait, Michael, how have you been like speaking Japanese without a translator? Well, I've been speaking Chinese and I do it with this book. That's right.

It's called my Jong. See that book? Check this out. Look at that. Wait, what's inside of there? I got inside of here is [ __ ] Jongwan. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. You got lots of [ __ ] Yeah. Oh my god, that's amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I got my name. I got Whisian. I have how to say food, how to say I'm hungry. Common phrases. Common phrases. We thought we'd use these books so much more in Chinese without knowing Chinese. We used like the first few days, but it was just really hard to whip them out

mid conversation. Yeah, I felt like Lucifer just like the same notes that I never heard of before. We did get a couple unlocks later in the trip from the book. What does that mean? To read 10,000 books is not as valuable as walking 10,000 miles. So, [ __ ] dude. That's what we did. You can read 10,000 books about China, but it won't teach you what you learn driving 10,000 km. Yeah, we do. We have the word. Yeah, I know the word for book. Although, we did instantly read books after the trip because we didn't

know anything. Janu that's that's Yes. Okay. Shu shu I think dwan is read and shu is book. I like that are we right? We're right if we're right like you [ __ ] know anyway. Italian jit. Oh [ __ ] I heard a slap in for that one. That's awesome. You having fun? Do you want one? Uh I'm you want to share? Ephine Ewan fine. All right. Here. All right. We'll have a seat. All right. We're at the place we got. Dude, that [ __ ] was good. It was really good. We're gonna get brave

and we're going to ask one of these cereal jung where to find a compass. If that was Chinese breakfast I won. I I go I got you. I got you. Ching. I like not to be a tank. I think he's just saying across the street there. No. Yeah. Yeah. Right. We'll just go see every store there, right? I mean, we can just go to every store on the street. It's not like we have [ __ ] to do. Well, we got to go to Mongolia. I forgot about that. This went way better in the edit

than real life. We were there for a lot longer in real life. You know, it looks pretty bad. Byebye. It looks kind of bad, but like kind of quick. This is the store. They said it's just a store with a bunch of [ __ ] And we're going to go in. You want to handle it? Uh, I'll try one. Okay. Oh, hello. Dude, we could have Ali Express went easy. So, how I got it? So, how did that go? One sec. Let me check in my book because I actually know a lot of that conversation.

Oh. Oh, we haven't had a compass in this town in 85 years. She said, "You're the first person to say that word in many centuries. Please be gone now. If you want to find it, go to another country." Pretty close. Like a like an ancient artifact. She was unrolling a scroll. All right, we got a bit of a decision. Our Chinese brothers told us to go to the 325. And that's the 325. The issue is the right is closed. We have to make a decision. Michael, what do you think? Do you think we risk it

or do we keep going down the road we've been going down on and hope that works? I think those are the two options. Should we ask the guy banging [ __ ] metal in this warehouse? Where's the sun? [ __ ] cloud. Uh, somewhere there though. We figured this [ __ ] out. That's north on the east. I think it was the guy in the warehouse in the west. So that's north. All right. Did he come out? We'll go down the car. Run. E R This makes a lot of sense, I think. Right. Didn't we

talk to him? He was in the He was sitting in his like the cab of his car like cut out, right? Yeah. Yeah. The sun is [ __ ] cheap in the sun. The sun is never right. I don't think. Yeah. Very few times. Much like water always runs right. Sun always said the sun always the water always runs right. Uh okay. So, we're just going to head down this road. What the [ __ ] happened to this road? Uh, this is the one we have to do. This is like man-made for sure, right? Yeah,

it's in like a grid. I think this is I think we saw a couple of these where like there was one machine punching these holes and another machine tearing it up. It looks like they just did the first stage of tearing this road up and didn't do the rest. They're like, "Fuck it. We don't have the other machine." The stage one guys just going rogue. Yeah, there was a bunch of explosives during World War II. Like, what's going on here? Where the [ __ ] are you going, dude? Dude, this is the craziest road I've

ever been on. It's for drainage. What? So there's no potholes going to get made? It's for drainage. Thank god they punched him. We don't want any falls. We wouldn't want these water to cause 500 of them. On it. I see a goddamn Volkswagen coming. So it has to be. Oh, this is going to be a [ __ ] This is probably for me. You got it. Keep your line. I do got it in line. You got it. I got it. This is fun. This is a nice little change up for the day. Yeah. If this

was the only time we saw it, it would have been awesome. Yeah. No, that's a normal road. Just a short hair mission. Yeah, it was a dirt session. This is a [ __ ] crazy lube. Yep. And you see the oil tanker coming down. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. I might wait. I might wait right here for I figured. Hey, dude. I agree with you on that. Please don't kill me. That would ruin my whole [ __ ] day. I'm going to hit it. Michael didn't know that song was from Naruto. Dude, I thought it was

from Silly Frank. We made We were making a parody song. It was like like Hungu Janga. We were just I was just saying Chinese words to the theme of the Naruto intro and he thought it was from Filthy Frank. It's like Filthy Frank anime opening. And just so you know, Michael knows more about Naruto lore than like probably 99% of people in chat. Like he knows more than he knows a crazy amount of Naruto lore. What's your YouTube videos? Mostly. Yeah. To walk 10,000 miles. Exactly. It's better than watch 10,000 YouTube swag videos. Oh my

god, that was nuts. Sorry. Did I Did I spray a little bit? No, no, no, no. Not even a little. This road probably just goes north forever. Yeah, we probably um are done. We're going west jungle for sure. Yeah, forever honestly. Maybe like a little north. Wait, why does it say motorcycle? Oh, that's cool. Let's go there. Yeah, it's like a motorcycle something. All right. It looks like a [ __ ] place to It's like a little vacation place. They have food, trampoline, pool. Look at this. A car to get stuck. Right here is a

cage. And there's like probably 40 peacocks in that cage. Just chill. They were not moving. They were pacified for sure. All right. All right. Well, you want to blow this popsicle stand? Yeah. Yeah. Let's [ __ ] hit it. Oh, peacock. You see the peacocks in that uh cage in front of you? Just like directly in front of beautiful creatures and they look even more beautiful in a cage. Quick update. Funny. You know what this reservoir needs is a cage which had really turned into another city and a page which turned into the 324 which

led us here now takes a sharp left. Yeah, it could be worse. Actually, that's super [ __ ] weird. We are totally ignoring the 325 which has brought us this far because we saw a sign and in the very top left corner pointed that way. Oh my god. Why is it? No. No. We have power. We have power. All right. Hungry. You hungry? This city seems like it might have nothing in it. All right. Ride. Oh, I remember this. Rescue the night. [ __ ] it. Oops. Julian. Julian. Zord. Okay. If that Chinese Funny I

said, but I knew he was. You take a right here. And he basically said it's right around the corner if you want to go to the hotel. So, I'm going to go right here. And he said Zobian. Zobian. Wait, hold up. He said Zobian, right? Uh, isn't Zobian you left? Yeah, we did last. Hold on. Let me ask this lady for a while, dude. Okay. Shout out Tang. I love Ting. But Ting Ting's first lesson on the board she goes like straight down left right and for like five days her left and rights were backwards.

Yeah. I think because she made north and south on the other side and then she turned the board and I think she was trying to make it like 3D in reference to the front cuz her um her her daughter at one point was like, "Oh, those are the different ways." is. But then she was like, "Oh, no. Something something something." She was like looking at like the like the board's POV or something. Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think the front was the reference and it [ __ ] me for a It [ __ ] me

for a while, but for a long time I was like, "Yeah, Zo, right? Yo, left." Yeah, we did get it at some point. Got it. We got it. Julian's Julian. Oh, like where are we going? To you. Beijing woman. Wow. Wow. And Cam, give me the uh translation of what that conversation was cuz I think we [ __ ] nailed it. I learned Cameron's first question. So, I just started automatically saying we're American and we're like Beijing. Beijing. We're going to Beijing. Gender. Okay, let me [ __ ] let me run this group. Let me

run this group right here. Dude, this is after so much circling the city, too. Yeah, that first guy lied to us, bro. He's like right right there. See you later. It's us. The why go. Their vibe was like, "What are you [ __ ] talking about? Hotel. You think there's a [ __ ] hotel?" I need to understand what happened in those three conversations. It's weird cuz I think we got the same thing. It was like, "There's a hotel right [ __ ] there. It's right on your This is It's so odd. This looks like

such a big city. It's just not. It's so small. And I know that you guys you're tricked by the optics of what you're seeing, but this city is like a really small town, but the buildings are just tall as [ __ ] Drone footage. It's nothing. Yeah. Yeah. You would not have to go that high. They just I mean I guess it's for like, you know, preserving like farmable land or something. They just build the buildings even in small towns. Super [ __ ] high. Very dense. Should we? Okay, this looks like it's close, chat.

We might quick pause for the global event. How close is this? That looks like Earth low key in position as are the airborne imagery after three minutes to receive imagery from as Artemis enters the [ __ ] and through parachute deployment. They're doing a new entry. How much you know about Artemis? Not a lot. This is Artemis 2. Artemis one is like a tester. Two was going around the moon. Yeah. To see the backside and go farther than anyone was gone. Three is landing on the moon. Oh, fun. This is two. This is two. Yeah.

Three is landing on the moon. Two is um like having humans in it because one is no humans. So, two is like humans in it going around the moon. Four is landing on the moon. Sorry. Three is testing. Four is landing on the moon. My bad. Two is are they coming home for two? Yeah. Two. They're coming home. three Bong home. Uh, and then their entry is new, I think. I think the I don't know what's new about the entry. It's like a highspeed water entry. Oh, they're landing the I think. Oh, right. We have

no space shuttle anymore, right? Yeah. I'm pretty right. Is that right, J? It's high speed water entry. More direct. Fast as anyone's going. It's very dangerous. High speed into the ground. Coming up on similar to our motorcycle strats. Very cool. Yeah, this might be tip four tip. Yeah, we go to the moon. Would you go to the moon? Yeah, kind of got it. You have to go for a year. It can literally come with me. No. Mark, one minute until No, for no reason other than just in this hypothetical premise, she didn't pass the video.

If I still have my phone, I think we're good. Okay, integrity. One minute to a sixminute blackout. To a sixinute. Damn, these guys are in [ __ ] space right now. Yeah. And they're [ __ ] moving, dude. Yeah. That's like Colorado they just covered the distance of, right? Instantly, bro. I feel like they're covering the entirety of the They must be going around the Earth. No. Yeah. Now that I look at it, it is really [ __ ] fast. They're going Mach 33. That means nothing to me. They're going 25,000 miles hour. Mach 33

nothing to me. What is that? What is that? 25 times the speed of sound, right? Uh Mock, they're 33 times, right? 33. Oh, yeah. Okay. 33 times the speed of sound. 25. That's what Mach is. Yeah. 25,000 miles per hour. How what is the circumerence of the earth in miles? Oh [ __ ] And we have crossed 25,000. They're going on earth an hour. Dude, that's insane. We're going on Earth an hour traveling 34,800 ft per second. Wow. You could go to China so fast with that. So, dude, they do tip to tip and it's

like maybe 8 minutes. Yeah. What is their Yeah, their tip to tip time. It's 4,000 km. So it' be one like a like one sixth. So 10 minutes. Yeah. 10 minutes to cover what we did in 16 days. But there's no way they could find air or not. Yeah. There's no way their Chinese is that good. And as predicted, we've entered our communications blackout. Guy who definitely didn't predict it. One guy. If I was just one guy at the computer, I go like this just for fun. You know, sometimes just have a little fun at

NASA. We're 30 seconds away from the anticipated point of peak heating on the vehicle. I don't know how people I really don't know how anyone does science in a team this big. It's crazy. This is the true test of our trajectory. Oh, that's it. That's the space shuttle from ground. I guess it's clearly fake. Where are they landing? Uh the G5 aircraft ocean in the vicinity of the splash zone. This view of integrity. It's night time I guess, right? San Diego shows the vehicle as it enters of peak heating in the Earth's atmosphere. First tug

of gravity being felt by Integrity. If we could see it since their launch back on. I wonder if we could just go outside and [ __ ] see them coming in. Can you see it from LA chat off the co? I I guess it's how far they are off the coast. Probably not. Maybe not in daytime though, right? Yeah. What? Who has cigarettes doing it? Yeah, they need to start using liquid natural gas. Yeah. Yeah. For real. You might be able to hear the sonic boom. You can You can feel it from LA. I'll let

you know. 11 minutes till splashdown. Why is Capcom there? Where? Maybe that's the captain of communications. Oh, you don't think it's just a guy plays Street Fighter 6? Dude, really good. The landing and support officer reports that the P3 has acquisition on Integrity. Three and a half minutes left in this blackout period. This is a visualization. I was going to say there's no way that's real. I was going to say that. Please don't ask me to pretend that that's real. Yeah. 25,000 mph. I'd love to imagine the guy at NASA who was like, "Fuck, we

got a comms blackout for a few minutes. Can we throw something together in Blender, please, to make people stay interested?" Dude, I love this graphic. 30 miles from Earth, 248,000 miles from the moon. That's pretty far from the moon. They're picking up speed. Can I rotoscope the entire Could you get the moon in there? Artemis in rotocope the moon in so sick. This is probably the optimal route. Reports that airborne assets in the vicinity of the splashdown zone do have a visual on integrity. Still 2 minutes and 40 seconds left in our blackout period. Surely

they cut if things go wrong, right? 9 minutes. They probably have a kill switch under their desk as well because they didn't cut for the Challenger, I think. Yeah, maybe it's because it was like on a news broadcast, but I think NASA would, right? If it's their own stream, they legally can't cut. What? What [ __ ] law are you making? What do you mean? What do you mean? What law are you making up right now? I'm sure they would report. I'm not saying they lie about it, but what law is there? That was mine

and Michael's rule as well. Can't cut. If we if we get smooshed. Yeah, the other has to keep going. Yeah, we did have a rule that if one of us got crushed by a truck, the other would have to keep going and tie the other one to their bike. Yeah, just the [ __ ] rotting corpse that I had on like a piece of rope and you're attached to the back and I'm alive. Michael, please. Please. A hospital. I got you, man. We'll make it to air. Still do not have communications from the crew. Dude,

that's scary to have 6 minutes of planned cut communications in the last 12 minutes. Oh my god, their miles per hour is dropping so fast. They're slowing down crazy. It's insane to be traveling 25,000 miles an hour and like nail landing in San Diego. Yeah. Even till I get near like a state, it's pretty crazy. Yeah. Like I feel like I would miss by a country. Yeah. I'm like I'm like if we can get in the West Coast, we're happy. If we hit the Earth, pretty good. Isn't it crazy that air does this? Like you're

going so fast the air is just catching you on fire. Yeah. You should be out of the blackout from now. I still don't buy that. I don't believe in that friction. I've never had air try to catch me on fire. Like there such a thing. Why not just have like a material like lube? And then the air blows by it. You get me? You getting me? You understand? What if we put eight rotating brakes on? They're on fire right now. Landing and support officer reports the small boats are on target. Oh, inside probably right. Like

they definitely have some heat shields but like this it looks like nothing. This is a artist rendition. Surely at this point there's no work to do. They're just looking at it, right? Yeah. Right. Unless something goes wrong. Like this dude is just chilling. Passing through 150,000 ft. Our trajectory is perfect. Oh, okay. We're getting intermittent views of integrity. Still waiting. They got on the commentator. Who is this? Joining us today we have Tony Romo. I got Bruce Houston check post blackout Houston integrity we have you loud and clear your trajectory is nominal and your recovery

teams have visual that's them right guys looks good oh on the shift no action for the enabled internal Camera controller fail big cheers from the viewing room here in mission control as voice communication reestablished with Commander Reed Wisman. For America and a waiting world, integrity is 5 and a half minutes away from coming home. 40 people just dropped to the floor from a ft. Now, is there a reason they're trying this like different miles? I don't I don't know. I don't know. Presumably, they're like, "It's the best thing you can do." They did it for

one as well. Oh, is this the sun? Nah, dude. That's integrity. Oh, integrity. Impact to the camera controller fail is no cab one views of the shoots. This is some Felix Bombarder [ __ ] Integrity. We're processing good data through the GPS system. A good view of integrity. Time to splash down. Four and a half minutes. Holy [ __ ] Falling like that for four and a half minutes. I'm gonna open the door in case there's a boom. Yeah. And a view of integrity from the WB57. We're at 50,000 ft. Damn. W shot. Yeah, this

is sick. Whoever that cameraman is is killing it. Really? You think it's a 90 millimeter or what? What is that? It's just a little pot. It's like the nose. I see like a right side. You see that? Maybe it's like changing trajectory somewhere. Maybe thrusters. Yeah, a little thrust, bro. Dude, how is a parachute going to stop you going like 20? Oh my god. It's not one parachute. That's it. Those two little things out the window. Oh my god, this is so sick. Two good drugs. Next up, we copy. We see them. Next up, the

deployment of pilot parachutes that will pull the main shoots out. Dude, they're down 3 minutes and 10 seconds. How is it 3 minutes? It looks like it's about to land in like 10 seconds. Do you know what I mean? Like it looks like it's right there. Perfect descent rate according to flight dynamics right now. This looks I don't even know what I'm looking at. This looks insane. Imagine being on like the parachute team. You're like, "Holy [ __ ] I hope. Holy [ __ ] I hope." Still on drugs. Yeah, I was working on the

parachute for 12 years. It failed. [ __ ] I would not want to be on that team, dude. Okay. Oh, it's okay. Shoots. Intentional. This is so crazy. That third one's not popping. We're at 5,000 ft. Oh, there it goes. There we go. They got the two sets of shoots. Search and recovery beacon has been activated on integity. [ __ ] The parachute. stop you from going 10,000 km an hour. Dude, that now they're just chilling. They look like they're going so much slower. Those are clouds. Those are clouds. Yeah, they're only 4,000 ft up

or something. Like planes go higher than this. I don't think we heard it, by the way. I don't think we're going to hear this. This is not the part we hear. Integrity cabin pressure indicates no need for hydroine checks. Look how hot it is. Integity copies. No need for hydration. This is a perfect descent for Integrity. Its crew sounding hail and hearty on board. Time to splash down. 1 minute 15 seconds. I can't wait to see the Tik Toks that come from the inside the capsule after this. They're all doing like a [ __ ]

Tik Tok inside. I'm passing the phone to somebody who's going 25,000 mph. A journey spanning 694,481 miles from its launch from the Kennedy Space Center back on April 1st and a trip around the moon. Dude, they're mogging us. We traveled 4,000 km and we're [ __ ] complaining. They did half a million miles. They're doing it right now. How many miles do you think a human travels in his life? You know, like did they just travel like 15 humans life? It went up so much. Yeah. Oh, like these guys. Yeah, dude. They traveled. I think

like everyone in the world combined. That's not an astronaut. I say one in China. Who would win? There's 8 billion people. Yeah. And I think most people go 0001 mile. It's pretty. That's command now. Splash down confirmed. Copy. Splash down. Waiting on VLDR. Splashdown confirmed at 7:07 p.m. Central time, 5:07 p.m. Pacific time. How many people are on it? Four. From the pages of Jules Vern to a modernday mission to the moon, a new chapter of the exploration of our celestial neighbor is complete. Integrity's astronauts back on Earth. Damn, good [ __ ] bar by

that guy. Yeah, he had that [ __ ] written now. And the landing and support officer reports the vehicle is stable one. We still will be deploying the crew module uprighting system to maintain that Orientation. A perfect bullseye splashdown for Integrity and its four astronauts. That's great, dude. It's got to be so awesome to be home after being in space. Oh, he must feel nice. They just get nuked. Yeah, the capsule nuke team blew them up. Their whole trip was shorter than ours. Was it really? Yeah. I think their whole trip was 11 days, right,

Jet? It took them 11 days to go around the moon and back. It took us 16 to get from the south of China to the north. That's tough. I wonder how much energy our bikes the unofficial uh splashdown time and how fast 7:07 and 47 seconds p.m. Central time. We'll get that refined for you. That would put the end of the mission at a mission elapse time of 9 days, 1 hour 31 minutes 35 seconds. 9 days is crazy. And but they use a map. They probably did use a freaking map. They use a map.

Jed would have been different for us for very low data rate. Where are them boats? That's the boats over there, right? Once again, splash down occurring southwest of San Diego. Maybe it is at 707. That's a [ __ ] barge. Integrity Houston com check calling ass. Gota move in there. Houston, we have you loud and clear. We have you the same. We'll meet you over in post landing. Oh, that must be a satellite camera. This is so awesome, dude. Satellite cameras are crazy. Yeah, they could just do that. We are stable one for green. They're

green now. Houston copies all Reed Wiseman reporting four green crew members. That is not their complexion. That is the fact that they're in great condition. Thanks. We're green now. We're aliens. Module uprighting system is being deployed. The five airbags being inflated through helium to maintain the upright configuration for the vehicle. This was a textbook entry in a textbook touchdown for integrity. Reed Wisman, Victor Glover, Christina Cook, and Jeremy Hansen back on Earth after a journey around the moon. Damn W. That's so sick. All right. Hell yeah. Let's go back to uh Tip to Tip. I'm

so glad they didn't explode. That would have really put a damper on my day. It would have been sadder. It would have been harder to go back to tip to tip. It would have been a really sad going back to tip to tap and watching for, you know, like a while after that. So, what happened in China? Yeah, my heart just wouldn't fully be in it. All right, dude. Shout out to Artemis. So, I got to piss again. Done. Yeah. In China, we can just pee on the side of the road here. We have to

use feeble bathrooms. Close. Uh, I just want to know, can you put on the map, was there a hotel in this town on the road? I don't know if there was an actual hotel. I just want to know. I don't know if there's an actual hotel. I think it was like a like a hostel or Airbnb. And here's the deal. Here's the deal. It's right there. Well, okay. This might not be where we were. That's the deal. That's the issue. There's uh You guys have all of your information from the RV crew. But the RV

crews information is conflicting because the maps all produce Different images in China and the the mapping isn't as like it's not as like accurate as mapping in like the states or somewhere. So the RV crew came up to us and calling came a liar. No, I'm just telling you I'm giving you insight on the conversation. They were like, "Hey, we don't know if this is the right place. We've used like four different mapping softwares." Because, for example, Google Maps is dog [ __ ] Google Maps like I absolutely trash. Google Maps would just have like

not even the road that we were driving on. And uh and I think Apple Maps is a bit better, but like kind of inaccurate when it's really rural. I think a map a lot of the times ended up being the best. Uh but even then sometimes would be a little off or wrong. So the we told them to just pretend they were right and we figured you guys wouldn't fact check. And not only did you guys not fact check, you took it like Bible. So it looks like the plan worked. Can you put on a

map? Was there a hotel in this town on the road again? Me on the road again. Don't know if I'm going south or Don, But I'm on the road again. Back to driving and praying. Oh, whoa. No, no, no. Hold up. There's no way. That [ __ ] looks kind of like a hotel. There's no way. There's no way. There's no way, right? There's no There's no way. Yeah, there's definitely not. It's definitely not, dude. It looks like a hotel. It's not really given hotel, is it? I don't know. It's just a building structure. It

looks hotel. And that looks like a front desk. No, I mean, let's walk inside and find out. Oh, hey. How's it going? How are you? We're here at this restaurant. We were going to stop to eat, but we were also The camera didn't catch, but Lewing went nihow. And the guy said, "I speak English." Oh, okay. Hi. Hi. It was the Karate Kid scene, bro. It was the I'm from Detroit moment. Yeah, he did speak English really well. Uh, let me let me ask him. Uh hey hey hey hey hey hey. Yeah. Okay. So after

you guys finish the dinner and he will take you to there like uh I guess you guys also driving a car so he will lead the way for you. Oh that'd be very nice. Okay. Thank you. All right. Restaurant. Check out the view. Look up. [ __ ] yeah, dude. We rolled up on this place cuz we thought it lowkey looked hiking. It looks like a [ __ ] hotel. It looks like a hotel. And then when you get here, it looks like a warehouse cuz it is. It is a warehouse. But the guy called

his American friend. Yeah, it was really funny. blood. We went nihow and the guy went I speak English. The guy said he'd give us a ride to the hotel after eating here. So, we're eating here. And what's weird is I've never seen this before in my life. The crazy thing is it's in the plastic, right? It's in the plastic to let you know this [ __ ] clean. They still cleaned it with the water when they water. Dude, I wonder what makes you trust a plate more than like if they all have that shit's covered

in the counter. How many me have they do in the house or do they send it to a company to get a classic drinking out the bowl like a dog [ __ ] laughing it up? No. He's his boss. It's a good sig. That's how you know it's good. Beijing. You can just dump your whole thing. Yeah, that's for sure. woman just me. What a heiser. I was just kidding. Is it? I think. [ __ ] Stupid [ __ ] Dude, every conversation I've ever had, someone says some [ __ ] I go, "Oh, I

love like I'm understanding." Not a [ __ ] lick. You're the baby. Oh, the baby arza. You know son? I didn't hear that at all. I didn't know that. I knew son for seconds. Yeah, it quickly come in flashes. Indiana. Oh, Indiana. Indiana. America. Indiana. [ __ ] It feels good to smoke a sig. It's been out for a while. I'm just kind of pret. I'm pretending. No. No. I want it. Do you want He's going to light it for you. Good. Dude, while I was gone, Lily tried us in. So, I feel like completely

She did. Was she happy that you leaked that to the world? She was like, "Dude, did you tell people I tried a Zen?" Liy one Zen and then she never tried it again. And now look what they call her. Lily Zen. And now her name is permanently changed to Lily Zen. And now she's doing Zen partnerships. Let me have to breathe deep instantly to get it lit all the way through and then it'll be lit and then you're fine. I felt like there was so much more smoke coming out. Let it hang on your left

hand. Hold it further down there is why it I don't know. I get it. Made me insecure. I think the smoke combines with like the water vapors or some [ __ ] Like it it dilutes a bit. Oh, and it all flows to the right of my lungs. Yes. And when you breathe it out, it's just the fresh smoke and so it it's like as smoky as can be. The gold you're holding at the tip. Hold it at the mo most bottom part possible. Don't smoke it. Like it's a foreign entity. So we don't condone

smoking. I don't know how much smoking we're putting in. Every single one. Just to be clear, we are smoking on this trip because every single person we've walked up to has offered us a cigarette. Yeah. It's their way of showing kindness and I appreciate it cuz right now I I feel like I am starting to enjoy it. I wasn't. And it tastes really good. You just say you could just say you don't smoke and I'll just take it. I'll just No, but then this is We're so much cooler like this. Yeah, that's true. Hello. Hey,

you live in Indiana? Yeah, I used to live in Indiana and I used to live in Seattle. Oh, wow. We're we're YouTubers. Oh, YouTubers. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And we're doing a road trip to um Mongolia from from Guanjo. Do you game? Are you a gamer? Uh not really. I mean, I used to play League of Legends, but uh Wait, me too. I play ranked. I'm the best Amumu in North America. Really? No. Penza. Penza. Penza. Your dad is helping us very much. Yeah, your dad is helping us and you as well. You are both helping

us a great deal. Dude, just a [ __ ] waste. We talked about it, but what a [ __ ] waste. For a while, we talked to him too about death. We talked about him for like 15 minutes just about [ __ ] [ __ ] League of Legends. Could have asked him anything of value. Fortunate. Yeah, I should have asked him like, "What's a city north of here?" instead of saying, "Do you play League of Legends?" Like, what a fumble. Actually, we did have a Chinese guy who could speak perfect [ __ ] English.

Yeah, I like the place. This is a good meal. I kind of like the beef in like it's uh there's [ __ ] I didn't like the chicken soup place. No, the veggies were good in their We're going to talk about trip goals real quick. Like our bucket list. Is that it? Trying to get it. I want to be fed in someone's home. That's like our bucket list. Yeah, we're trying to get in the house. I want to be fed in someone's home. I want to be invited into their home. They're like, "Come on." Yeah.

Come on, man. I want to resist a bit. Yeah. And then and you go. We didn't resist at all. Okay. Please. Uh, third trip goal succeeding. Whatever. Oh my god, that was a great meal. No, I'm tired. I'm a little tired. I think we made really great progress day one though. It's honestly like positive only and nothing bad. Remember progress? I feel like day one we cleared like 150 kilometers maybe. Yeah, we weren't even checking the odometer at that point. No, we'll see. That's [ __ ] true. Yeah, we'll probably only continue to make great

progress and not fail at that point. Uh, let's go. All right, boys. We are headed off. Damn, they cut the combo. What combo? I went. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. And they were like good ch They said good Chinese and then everyone in the restaurant stood up and [ __ ] They all [ __ ] did a like a slow stand. There's a cuz I was asking Chen how much it was and there was a boy sitting next to Chen on his phone. Yeah. And he was like after I said that he looked up he went

damn. And then I went naughty naughty. Yeah. It was actually really good. It was the funniest conversation I think I had all trip. That was really positive. Right there. He's going to show us how to get to the hotel. We'll see you hopefully when we get there. EJ. Dude, it was not down the road by the way. It was like a 30-minute drive maybe. It was long. Yeah, it was long as hell. I was I we were feeling bad with how long it was because it like Chen drove out of his way, but it turns

out he was kind of boys with whoever ran it. Together, we start picking up on it maybe 3/4 of the way through the trip. He knows this place inside and out. He does to our room. Thank you. Good night. Oh, one like night over like Oh, like like there's like there's Yeah, w it's wanna on. See that? I like I like that though. And that's would be an example of gaslighting. It's not gaslighting wrong and I'm trying to convince you that it's right. Oh my god. I thought it was because one I think it is

like Zoan Wan. Okay. And then you're like one I thought it was wan. It's one on I guess. Yes. Wag [ __ ] dude. Look at this table you could do. [ __ ] dude. I want to learn ma jang. Yeah. Oh my god. No sleeping tonight. No sleeping. This table was so cool. I [ __ ] it off camera. [ __ ] I came inside. Destroy that. [ __ ] piece are stuck together. I go closer. Really bad. I need to protect you in case a marauder comes. Ah, thank you. Cuz I I'm the

tank. No, I messed it. I messed it right. Dude, I can't wait till I have to DPS the [ __ ] 50,000lb truck after you tank tank one of his times. Just killing the driver. [ __ ] We're doing battle at this point with trucks. Holy [ __ ] This that [ __ ] was so fun. Dude, I called more tiles and then these tiles went down and they all crashed into each other. Yeah, there was a lot of tiles. It's like It's $14. 14. This is a $14 room. Bathroom tour. Whoa. So, we got

the squatty potty. We got to think about how to [ __ ] [ __ ] in this. How to wipe up cuz there's But I'm like I don't just throw [ __ ] filled w There has to be like a water aspect. I feel like that's No, no. You can The toilet flushes. Throw them in there. Yeah, you throw it in there. Do you Do you just throw it in there? I think yes. You do if you got your boy around with some plastic gloves. Big bag. It feels strong. It does feel a bit weird

doing it. Michael's taking a crazy [ __ ] right now, which is the perfect time for me to tell you about Invisible Versus, the all new 3v3 tag fighter, which features people from the show. It actually has an open beta starting. [ __ ] run it. Michael's going to walk through that door with a stick and then you're going to get the context of why. What the Where is it? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. There's our hotel. I'm looking for a stick so I can unclog the [ __ ] toilet. Yep. This is my sword with

which I will unclog the world. I got good news and bad news. What do you want to hear? The good news. It's gone. Oh, what? It's gone. I took it. It's gone. What did you do? I don't want to touch you. I took care of you. Suck it back. I took care of What did you do? I took a plastic bag. I reached in and I grabbed it. Where's the plastic? How was it? How did that ever clear the claw? Like, so you must have had just a fat [ __ ] and it never went

down. There was like a clump of like five tissues and they were all stuck together in a big clump. So I reached in there was a trash bag and I reached in and then I grabbed it and then I put it inside out and then I put it in the trash and then I flushed. Still clogged. So then I grabbed another trash bag that was in this area and I reached in W. And I took care of it. This guy took care of it. I didn't know what you did, man. It was all [ __

] I didn't know it's in there. That's the [ __ ] There's a gross plastic bag in there with [ __ ] And you're going to take out the trash tomorrow and I don't know what to tell them. Reviews. I don't think you can ignore the experience. Yeah, sure. R son 85. So close. Yeah. Anyway, here's a bag of human [ __ ] I got it. What? That's where we are. Distance traveled 191 kilometers. Pretty good. Yeah, it is pretty good. It's probably one of our worst days though, like in terms of distance. Yeah. I

thought we went far west. How did we end up going? I think we just went straight north. Yeah, because I don't think we hit the Yangz yet. The optimal route. Oh, look at that. It goes way more west. Oh, just around. Yeah. Picture somewhere, dude. Also, somebody keeps trying to [ __ ] copyright claim my videos because of the outro song, but they're they're copyright claiming it with a different name. Our outro song is The Anthem by Onra, who we paid for the rights to their music. And so, the video is in Escro. Oh, cool.

That's fun. It was sampled by G. Easy. Well, then why the [ __ ] am I getting cleaned? Silly. Silly. Anyway, it's a banger. Um, you got a picture. Yeah, show them that. Show them that beauty. Yeah, we had no internet, so I was making my own memes on the phone. Making your own memes cuz you have no internet. At least you tied it up. Um, okay. Episode one. Little episode one. Okay, hold up. Quick auction update. We're at 10,000 raised already, which excludes the auction bids. That's just from the raffle. So, shout out everyone

who has entered the raffle or just donated directly. Uh, but we currently have two things open. The auction where you can bid to win either the helmet, my book, a ride with us around LA, or go to a Dodgers game, which are all conveniently exactly at $5,000. Yeah. How does that work? Because the you can auction up to 50 times what you donate. So they probably all donated $100. So if you donated $200, you could then I think bid up to 10,000 or whatever. Dude, you know what would be smart is like a bot that

always does like a little bit higher to for to artificially like force people to go like a little bit higher every time. Like I make one. Yeah. Just to get a little more because you're on the back end. A little more. What if I win it though? Well, then just the second place person it can go automatically switch at the end. First didn't pay. Yeah, first didn't pay automatically switches at the end. And then the bot can go and it can buy and it can sell industrial quantities of gold from China and the United States

as well. You have a a sharp mind. Uh anyway, if you don't have 5,000, no worries. You can enter a raffle. $5 for all these items except for the trip to China. I think it's $10. Yeah. Businessoriented. Um he's not a a scammer. He's a businessoriented person. Uh, okay. What are the day one business oriental comments? Oh, yeah. Oh, they're in shiny. Okay. No, that translated. Oh, I saw these two when I was out that day. I thought they were visiting Highing Island. Turns out they're departing from Highing Island. It's kind of cool. Um, checked

YouTube. This video hit 1.1 million views in 20 hours. His previous fastest to 1 million took a month. It's just not true. It's just a madeup stat. This one's a lock. If the traffic stays this massive after the ride, I could see him doing a China trip once a year. You have no idea how valuable getting a million views on YouTube in just over 10 hours is dude. I guess we're going back to China. Guess we're going back to China. Going back to China. Plus, they're planning to upload 15 videos of similar length. If everyone

does numbers like this, he's going to have a creator. He's gonna have every creator in this niche flooding China in the second half of the year. I don't know if I have that motion, but I appreciate their enthusiasm. Yeah. Or what niche they're talking about. Yeah. What niche are the like bad Chinese motorcycle riding niche. Maybe we are two white colored foreigners crossing China together. That's good. Yeah, that that's a good alt. It was the bad. You had the best alt. We had a I I should have placed it in the beginning, but we learned

that eventually. I'm dead. Which genius came up with this? Oh, do you know the original? I know Lama. Laama. I know Lama. Yeah. This is the um what it's based off of. La the uh this is not the first design that we had. You s did you see the first design? I heard it was like overtly racist. Yeah. It was basically like a chineseified version of me. It looked crazy racist cuz I just put my face over this so it kept like the hair. It looked insane. It looked You should have kept it. I think

it would have been crazy. I was like, "Boys, we cannot sell this. It's insane." I want those. The prototypes are ostensibly somewhere in the world, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's in the warehouse. It's funny because there's a few uh Chinese people on the team uh and they were the ones who were all like, "It's chill." But then every wiper person on the team's like, "Guys, I don't know if you should be doing this. This is problematic." Uh, so we changed it to Chudwig, which I think, you know what, worked out better. Release the file. It will

never be released. Maybe I make it a an auction item. You can win the legendary undisclosed shirt. Uh, I feel like they should make a sign in Chinese explaining that they're doing a challenge with no GPS, no translation apps. Otherwise, explaining that one point is a huge communication cost. That might have been smart. Hey, we did it, though. Hey. Okay, so we I tried this with a thing and it didn't come up much in the video. It was my plate. I had a paper plate that I had our Chinese teacher write, "Thank you so very

much in Chinese on it." Like a deep thank you, right? A deep thank you. I showed it to probably 15 people. No one reacted to it. Or they just said, "I don't understand. I don't get it. I don't know." Yeah. Yeah. I think I think it's tough with writing too, I guess. Maybe, right? Like southern people use a different font. They use a different language. Yeah. And there's like traditional versus simplified. Maybe some people are illiterate. I don't know how people communicate. Or maybe like strokes are also different. Oh, they see the stroke order. They

like detect that you did the strokes in the wrong order. They go, "Nah, I don't know. I don't freaking know." All right, one more. Hearing my name is Neo Hambal, 50% funny. Then hearing my name is B Hambal. 500% funny. Dude, it landed. Oh, do you know about this? Is the name behind it? Newbie. Newbie. Yeah, Serena's telling me about this. There's a phrase in China called newbie, which means dope. Like jusher newbie. Like that's dope. Dope. Yeah. This is dope. And it I get I don't know. I guess it means cow [ __ ]

or something. This [ __ ] cow [ __ ] But it's like super hip slang. So I think people in China thought we intentionally came up with names around that. Oh, like we set it up. Yeah. Like that's so smart of us to figure that out together. But we had no cool We had no clue. We [ __ ] cow [ __ ] dude. We have to start it in America. I'm gonna drop it very casually in my next Valerant. Damn, this [ __ ] cow [ __ ] This shit's really [ __ ] cow

[ __ ] dude. Yeah, that's that was not intentional. We had no clue about I didn't even know B meant [ __ ] bro. I thought it meant B. I did think that. Hover over text. Oh yeah, newbie is vulgar slang for awesome. Combined with hamburger, it becomes a ridiculous name. Newbie. New cow [ __ ] is such a crazy term. This [ __ ] has cow [ __ ] man. [ __ ] cow [ __ ] I don't know. They do. We have an equivalent. No, just like the [ __ ] [ __ ]

or like Who do you think's who? Do you think they made a mistake when they were doing that? You think they meant to pull like a picture of two really handsome guys? Then just came up with like different white people. Maybe an accident. Uh, all right. Episode two. Yeah, let's go. We know a lot less. Yeah, we we have seen nothing of episode two at all. Okay. Why is that the thumbnail? How is that the [ __ ] thumbnail? That was such an That's crazy that that's the real frame. That's It was so long ago.

How is that the [ __ ] thumbnail? Like YouTube [ __ ] picks your website. It's a good one. We picked up an itch. I care. Three, two, one. We are in China. Finished day two and we ended up in this town that god knows we carried the [ __ ] name. Anyway, what are our goals today? Get to [ __ ] Mongolia. No, no, no, no, no. I think cover like 200 km. I have a good goal for us. Yep. Sichuan. Isn't that like a thousand km away? No. I think the Sichuan That's where

it is. Wow. We were locked in on getting to Sichuan. I really thought Sichuan was like the next [ __ ] province. I did too. 100%. I think we got a soup and we were like, "This has Sichuan peppercorn. This mean we're getting close." I don't think we had Sichuan peppercorn once. Yeah. 1500 km away. Yeah. We never got there. My map of China that I'm making right now. You have where we started, which was like High Hilian Island. Yeah. Which good here. So, we're at this island. And we went up a bridge and then

there's like Guanjo province. There's a province down here and then you go up and the next province is Sichuan. So all we have to do is leave the province we started it and then we're in Sichuan. And then we're in Sichuan. Dude, it's we never left the island, bro. It's just like last time. We're Sichuan or clog another Chinese toilet. Yo, who says not? We can't do both. [ __ ] it. Let's do both. Hey, dude. I got bad news. This isn't north. Yeah, that sign that actually means west. See, like that guy right now

you saw on the motorcycle, dude. That this is so convenient. Yeah. Yeah. It's really cool cuz we don't have that in America. They didn't have it in Japan. Like obviously if you're on like the 405, it'll say 405 north or south, but like a regular ass road sign like this usually doesn't have just the direction. Like that was a cool thing to have. And it what was funny is It's just the direction that that sign is facing at that moment. Yeah. Not like the direction like if you stay on this road that you'll go. Yeah.

It might change. The next sign might be different but for now it's directly west. Keep your eyes on the sign. It is though. Yeah. It ruled west. Okay. Here's the deal. Your conversation. We cut back to it. I just had a conversation about with this guy. I think he was asking how many cc's my bike was and I said like Wait, what about this guy? He pulls up again. And remember that conversation? We didn't know what the [ __ ] happened. Oh, that's that's this guy. No, it's that that on the left there. That guy.

I think he's the one who tracks us down. He's like, "Hey." And then he says something and we have had no idea cuz you were alone on this adventure. Yeah. Say [ __ ] Woo Hiaku or some [ __ ] Bye. Yeah. What? Whatever. And then he [ __ ] And then he goes, you know, pretending to understand me. Uh and then I go I go and and he goes and he points. He goes, "Babian, baby." I go, "Baby, ma." He goes, "Babian." I held up a line of people trying to buy things at a

convenience store. All I was trying to do is buy cigarettes cuz everyone in China gives each other cigarettes. I was trying to get them of lung cancer and it didn't go well. And I didn't even get a lighter. I just have a pack of cigarettes that no one can smoke. And we found out that your info is a lie. That's west. That's for sure. West. Here's the deal. It could turn north. Yeah, I could just turn north or we take the X476, which has to be Wait, at this very moment turning to It has to

be north. Yeah, at this very moment. Yeah, that's the sun. I do. Chad, does anyone know are X's and Y roads like what do they mean? Is there a difference between XY's, G's, and S's? Dude, remember we saw the H 207 for like 3 seconds? Yeah, that was weird. That was a [ __ ] one time in the whole country. Somebody just misclicked. G means national. S is provincial. X is count county road. So X is I guess the smallest. That makes sense cuz I do feel like every time we were on an X, it

was like you're Yeah. Where the [ __ ] are we? Bomb [ __ ] So anyway, I think we just go this way. To the right. I think to the right. Yeah. No matter where the sun goes. Yeah. Let's do it. I think that makes sense. All right. It is time for the X476 driving montage. Enjoy. Oh, the guy. Remember this? the dude I talk with. That's good. Uh ah ah sis you said follow me I thinking red I think he's saying he wants Red Bull. Ah2 close. He's such a nice guy. He's like, "How

the [ __ ] are you going to do this?" He saw us going the wrong way. He's like, "You need this. You need this. I promise you, you need this. We're just [ __ ] We're going to Beijing. Beijing. Beijing. We don't know. I don't know. I don't know if he gave up or followed him. He might have given up. I guess it depends on if he U-turns. Yeah. Okay. Bye-bye. He gave up. He gave up. You know, that's about how it felt. To me, I thought I would crush it because he had a m

at the end. I go Dwayne cuz it's either Dw or the D was crazy. The Dway was crazy. I looked him in his eyes, too. I said [ __ ] Okay, here's what I was understanding. [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, that feels bad. It feels bad. That feels bad to see. Oh, man. He tried. He tried and he tried his best about it. Okay. He was saying, "Where do you want to go? I can take you there. And I didn't know how to like go. Either way, he did help us. Yeah, he flagged

us down. There's a guy from the gas station who I had a hor horrible conversation with. He flagged us down. He said, "Fucking go that way." So, we'll listen to our friend who we couldn't understand and go that way. By the way, guys, Invincible Versus comes out April 30th. And it wasn't rusted to [ __ ] What bike is rusted to [ __ ] Triumph. You know, we could put the engine in a Barbie scooter. That would be cool, huh? You do want to do that. That would be pretty sweet. Uh, I don't know how

he's going to fit, though. 3v3 fighter down by this guy. You come here. Uh, I don't know how he's going to fit though. And you want to ride? Okay, can you fit him? I can make it work. Maybe this is so random. Yeah, he was flagging down cars and we saw him and then I mean we're on an adventure, so we're like [ __ ] it. But we didn't really think about the logistics of fitting a guy on a motorcycle. No, absolutely not. And normally my bike could do it pretty easily, but I have this

Patagonia bag with a bunch of camping gear that we didn't use once. Yeah, I Yeah, a lot of camping gear was brought on the trip. And so I normally he'd fit easily, but he couldn't because of that. He's speaking Cantonese. That's what they say. No, he's not speaking He's speaking Mandarin. He just has like a like a really insane dialect or accent. My [ __ ] soft. I think when I take my tripod off and he just like sits on my [ __ ] bag. All right, boys. You picked up a hitchhiker. We're taking him

down. He's speaking Cantonese. I'm pretty sure the translator said he's Mando, but I could be wrong. I'm Mando. Kando. You've heard my Chinese. Street. Michael's going to give him a ride. Okay. Okay. this way. Yeah, that's not his first road. Get on there. He's on here. He was down to get on. He flew up. He looks so high up. He is so dangerous. It looks insane. Like he looks so high up. It's crazy. Is this the first time in your life you picked hitchhiker? Uh on a motorcycle. Yeah. Oh, he said left. He's pointing forward.

It was like a good 10 minutes he was on there. It might have been longer. It was like a ride somewhere around here maybe. It was nice. this cuz this it was nice because it felt like GPS cuz as I was going he would just point his finger in the direction more right now it looks like we're getting closer. Yeah, he was just looking much kind of like a real ass city by the way. Yeah. Yeah, we just came to it. I mean maybe we stopped to eat here. Oh, he's saying right here. Right here.

Right here. Wasn't it risky/dangerous? Dude, not compared to the rest of the [ __ ] that was happening on these roads. It was risky dangerous for him, but he's also the one who wanted the ride. I think he made the call. It's probably like what 25% of people wearing helmets over there on a motorcycle. Yeah. Like maybe if that Yeah. It's probably equally dangerous to just be riding a moped as it is to be on the back of our motorcycle. Yeah. Byebye. There we go. Well, all right. See you. People move different over there. What

do you think he's going to do? What do you think he's doing? I have no clue. He's awesome, bro. Ding's a lucal. So, we have to choose left or right. It's a 324 both ways. We could just commit right again. I'm down. English road sign. Huge, huge, huge. We've been blessed by Karma. Thank you, Karma. Guangzo. Okay, that's okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Guangzo is So, we're going back east. Hold up, hold up, hold up. That's really bad. I don't remember this. Have we only been going west today? Oh, dude. We were so

not far. We were doing really good until we did this right. Oh, Foson. That's where they are. Yeah. So close. So close. They were going to Guanzo. Fosan's not south. Yeah, we could have lowkey gone to Foson. We could have gotten close. We could have followed our boys for a could have followed them the whole way. Probably would have saved us half a day. We could have followed them the whole damn way. Oh, you guys can't see. Here you go. We just took a direct ride. What? I did feel like we did a lot of

west. But the reason we were doing a lot of west is cuz there wasn't really a route for those hills, right? Now I'm worried that we're not 200 km north of Wongo. We could be 200 km west. That's a little concerning. Yeah, it is a touch concerning 100%. And I don't like it. That's just something to think about. Shoot. We should think about maybe think about the food. Dude, in my mind we were about a thousand miles north of Guanzo. Yeah, me too. Crazily. Yeah. It's weird how both our brains do this, but like we'll

make a bit of progress and in our heads it's like a third of China's been like I teleported. I don't know what it is. Just I'm overcome with confidence. And it's never that. It's never It has never once been that we've gone further than I think which is weird. It's weird about this guy. I'll drink some ch with this guy. Oh, this guy ruled. So, he just called us over. He was already sitting like this. He was doing this exact thing before we got here. He's probably doing it right now. It's It's like What time

is it there? It's It's 8 9 a.m. He's just there right now. Set up. Yeah. [ __ ] Yeah, true. God, I wish I knew what he was saying. Yeah, you would have been all over that. We got to offer him a siggy. I don't know what this is. Maybe it's menthol. I still don't know what these cigarettes are. Got to offer the sigy. Want one? Liy drank a when I was You can't run one zin to smoke 18 siggies. The math don't matter. She called me. He was like, "How long as you only mentioned

it once?" I was like, and we were like 7 days in by that point and I was like, "Oh, just the one. Just the ones. Just the ones." Get a country without cigarettes. Yeah. It'd be hard. This is a good sing. Okay. sucking on my um Wuhan. Uh I kind of nailed that. Yeah, it worked out. It worked out in the end. Buy mouse. Oh, go ahead. So, okay. Why are you putting in the [ __ ] line for cat line when she understood what I was saying, bro? She got it. She transcribed it to

Chinese. She understood it perfectly. She didn't think I was saying catline. Catline. No, no, no. English something. You speak English. Do they all have like English on their shirt? English or one phrase in English. In a world full of roses, be a sunflower. That's fire. What the [ __ ] does it say? Hello. You speak English? A little. Oh, me too. I think they're on a search to find somebody who speaks enough English to communicate with us. Yeah, they're parsing. We have gathered small town. There's so many people. I don't remember this dude. This dude,

huh? Something don't understand. Double O. That's a good one to know. I want to eat a house. I'm so [ __ ] hungry, bro. All right, we go. I think she's going to lead us to a nice restaurant. Hey, sis. All right, we have a guide. I forgot this is gay village. All right, the rainbow flag. Nice village. Oh, this was our first look at coffee as well. Yeah, they also just forced this child to take us to her restaurant. Yeah, it was like everyone was like, "Hey, come on. You're the one. Bring them there."

But I think it was her restaurant. It's funny. She's got to be like what, [ __ ] 15. She just got her own moped and she knows how to swerve around this [ __ ] Dude, she has not even looked right once. Yeah. And she also is going in oncoming traffic. And so we will also go into oncoming traffic. Lead us into oncoming traffic, child. Yeah, go. The children in China, some of them drive young. We They drive so young, dude. We looked up like the age. It's I think it's like 16. They drive way

younger than 16. Yeah. Is Yeah. This girl specifically when we were eating she was showing her like her I guess maybe little brother or little cousin like how to start the moped. It was a baby. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That kid was like dead ass four years old. Yeah. She's like, "You're going to need this in two years." Spot. [ __ ] it. I'm down. Ah, you. Oh my god. Ah, does she work here or some [ __ ] or is she just [ __ ] chilling? No. No way. She's It's her restaurant. Okay.

What do we got here? Menu time. I love when they have pictures. This got to be some South China [ __ ] because we didn't see it at all in the north. Yeah, the cling wrap. I think what did he ask? So close to be the Chinese guy of the group who just [ __ ] smokes siggies and pours tea for everyone. He Yeah, that guy. Dream life. Dog meat on the menu. Surely not. I don't see it. I'm reading them all right now. I don't see it. Yeah, let's read them left to right. Y'all

sure? I thought that was disproven. This one's Dog Meat. I don't see the character for Guo. Go 100%. Nah, surely not. Not like I would [ __ ] know. That [ __ ] says dog meat. [ __ ] bro. Got the wrong dish. We asked for twe and they didn't give us. Dude, imagine Imagine we tweeded or to aside ourselves into dog meat. I give it a shot. If it's your We wouldn't know. No, we would have gone. We wouldn't We would be like, "This tastes [ __ ] weird. This is really good." Actually, I

like this more than any meat I've ever had. I get this in the United States. To be the Chinese guy of the group who just [ __ ] smokes siggies and pours tea for everyone. pouring people tea. I know. And calling over every go. Everyone that walks by. I mean, he probably doesn't stop at Wgo Ren, right? You want to smoke? Yeah, probably not. I mean, he's Someone's got the fan club. I mean, that's that's that's a lot of info. Some 100 miles northish. I don't know if he meant Sichuan border. Yeah, I think Sichuan

province is like 100 miles north, maybe. Okay, keep going. I got to piss again. And then Wuhan is 200 miles north. You know what does work is buaus. Yeah. And they go and they go ma. They go mang adventure. Okay. That is an adventure. Yeah. I guess the rep. Yeah. It works every time. Catline works every time, bro. Like helps with it, man. Okay. I don't think that guy back there had like an off accent at all after listening. I had a new strat. My early strat was to say adventure. It actually didn't work at

all. I'm [ __ ] wrong here. What did work though is saying um American Phone. That was like a new strat I started doing. I'd like lift up my phone and be like gh American phone and pretend that my phone can't use maps or translators or anything. The uncle over there. GG. I don't know if I've not been paying attention, but feels like accent's changed. Yeah. Like pretty drastically easily in the last since we've been writing. Put up a map of dialects in every region and then where we are and then you know what I'm

saying? Like cuz I feel like if you were to look at the map and that is so many dialects, bro. And let me tell you, we run into the Xang one. That one is tough. Then you know what I'm saying? Like this is the map of dialects. Oh, sure. Okay, man. Cantonese. Sure. Mandarin. Dong. They're speaking Dong over there. I wasn't speaking too much Dong. The Gonganese are speaking Shang. Of course they are speaking sh that's why it threw us off cuz I feel like if you were to look at the map you would see

that like that south area is like crazy different from where we and then from where we are now. Yeah. Oh that's we weren't even past long. We're talking about how far north we are. It's unreal. Dude, this dog meat looks awesome. Need to aside this is some Judon, right? Oh, I thought it was duck. Is it duck? It's way too big for a duck. No. Duck is large. Such a funny conversation if we did get the doggy. If it was crazy big dog so good. I think you're right. When I was in the north of

China, they would say of the south of China that they will eat anything with four legs that's not a table. That's a funny saying. Good phrase. Oh, here's the clip. I can't read that. Mom, I can read that. She's being such something something something. My mom's coming. Mom, she's saying it wrong. She's really overdoing the accent. All you have to go red. You go. Don't Don't [ __ ] Never mind. like small town where like south where is a certain Fong church. [ __ ] man. That's crazy that it's it is the province's like or

this ostensibly like this area's special thing since not a lot of their places do it. Yeah. And they were like, "No, I get this other thing." Yeah. This is our special. It must be like cuz they know. You know what I Like I don't think they're chefing up dog and they're like this is what everyone eats. I think this is like they're like a that's our our get used to a delicacy. Yeah. Yeah. And you see two [ __ ] foreigners show up. It you'd have to you you'd be pulling a prank. I'd be tempted

to give it to them for sure. You'd be pulling a prank on them though. Yeah. It's like going to the Philippines ordering. That's for sure. All right. This is their house special. Let's try it. [ __ ] Wow. Good. Wait, that kind of rips. Tibli actually. Wait, this broth is so good. I don't remember. Oh, yeah. The broth was fire. That's why I thought we were getting close to review. We're at the restaurant. We were food is like getting better. There were like more spots today after smoking a cigarette with a random Chinese man. this

spot. If you were to come here, you would expect food at the rating of E R Sun 93. That was that was a little high. You can agree now. It was that was a little high. I was it was cuz it was the I think this was the best meal so far. Yes, it was. So, a little high. This was my favorite meal so far. In China at city, check this place out. Anyway, if you find yourself in China at city, check this place out. Good rotoscope. Headed to Sichuan now. We're probably going to stop

for a bit of caffeine, little boosts, and then probably just straight up. I'm smoking it like weed. This guy didn't separate. No, he just gave it to each ask the same question. How do we go north? It's time to ask two separate guys, you know. [ __ ] This is the worst. Mature bae. Bae. Yeah. Look. They were literally camping my [ __ ] angle all ready to stonewall me. Oh my god. And they're all on their phones chilling. Look at her face, dude. She wants you shot by a [ __ ] drone. Yeah. There's

a guy behind the counter, too. He was camping the [ __ ] counter in case he had to train. Such a look at his [ __ ] face. What the [ __ ] are you talking? I cannot. That's awesome. Oh, is that not true? [ __ ] I thought they stopped, man. Sholu. Ah, no. I I was stun locked by them. His cross is stun locked. Oh, now we got compos. Oh, throw up. Jigaloo explaining like what a phone does. Ah, yeah. Oh, that's the worst anything could have gone. Yeah. I woke up on so

many so many Chinese people so bad. Okay. Did he just say 800? by [ __ ] A navigation app would work. There's like you can look it up in English on your phone. You want to know how mine went? Yeah. Actually, I I pulled up. I thought it was one lady and I was ah, you know, and then I pulled in four Chinese people all sitting there looking at the door. They went, "Ah." And uh they rolled me. Mine went well. Yeah, that was pretty. That's why I love it. Either way, it sounds like this

way. And then this sounds about right. This way is better than this way. Yeah. All right, let's go. So, anyway, we took a left. Uh because we've been heading east to Guangjo and it just feels horrible. And we're hoping that this road Oh, Slab City takes us to Eunan. Slab [ __ ] city. Well, let's uh film this sign coming up here so you can see it guys. This is the sign. So, Eunan is 76 km away and then there's Wu. So, yeah. Anyway, that's where we're going pretty. That's north. Is it though? 100%. Where's

the sun? It's overcast. Okay. Welcome to the Guandro problem. We have passed at this point 60 kilometers of signs. Yeah. Yeah. So like an hour of driving where every sign says Guangjo in 200. It would be so cool if we were wanting to go to Guangho cuz we were going directing started in Guangjo. We flew that's where we flew in. So here here's our hope. You push far enough east. Eventually it'll be north. That's the goal. I like that. Yeah. Well, that's the thing is we can't we're not even arguing about it. It's just something

we keep yelling about because we can't. There's no other option. We're just sad. We just wanted to I just wanted a [ __ ] vent. We're just chat about it and we passed a bunch of uh brick stores and slab stores. Slab Cityong Province is [ __ ] popping. Any slab enjoyers find yourselves coming to GuangDong? You ever get confused when there's maybe 200 different slab stores? They only make slabs. I don't get it. I don't get how the economics of that city work. You've seen the construction. You get the economics, dude. I just Yeah,

but like how they use every inch of slabs for one city though. It doesn't make sense. Seen that? That's how you know you're in a good [ __ ] spot. Mhm. The Guong Tigers go hard as [ __ ] [ __ ] the Guong Tigers. [ __ ] them. Guow Tigers. [ __ ] them, bro. It's all about the Ching Dao Eagles, baby. Let's go Tigers. Guangdong Tigers can suck. They blow it up in They always blow it up in overtime. Ching, baby. Chingdow Tiger or Ching Eagles. [ __ ] Anyway, so I guess we'll

just [ __ ] go east now. W Oh yeah, look at this. We just ripped it. Yeah, I guess cuz we went we went this is all we did today. We started here, ripped a crazy amount flat to the uh east north, [ __ ] ripped it west, but we had to. It looks like Is this the What town are we in right now? Eunan. Yunan means nothing to me. It means just nothing to me. You have to say have to know what happened there. Oh, this is the this is where I got mowed where

that guy touched me. This molested. Oh, you're right. Yeah. Walking in the pharmacy and say my penis no work. Uh my penis no work. Or maybe maybe that's tomorrowish. Do you want to stay here or No, no, that's here. That's here. That's right. Yeah. Was this No, there was this the bridge was later I think. Yeah, maybe. Right. Bridge later. Yeah. Oh, POV. You're walking to your room and you're staying with Michael Reeves tonight. Check out our home. Ooh, nice. Nice hue of What happened? A guy touched me crazy inappropriately. It was crazy. It was

crazy that it's so crazy that it's not in the video. It's insane. Yeah, it's not in the video, but Well, you'll see it. I'll show you there. Cigarettes view time. Oh, actually Oh my god. actually gorgeous. Dog [ __ ] Yeah, I was ready for it to be dog [ __ ] POV. You're walking in a Chinese city you don't really know the name of. We want some tea. This was the city that we drove in. It was along the river and remember it was like that high up and then you go down and it

was a way bigger city than you realize. It was a really cool entry to the city. Yeah, it was very cool. It was along the river, too. Yeah. Yeah. For a bit of it. It was actually This This city was actually beautiful. Yeah. Except I couldn't find a t-shirt. This had Dude, this had the first kid town. Oh yeah. Yeah. We walked through it just on some chill [ __ ] for funsies. Yeah, we walked through a I don't know if it's in the video, but like a a school or multiple schools getting out all

at the same time and the streets were just flooded uh with children. Also, the hotel we were at was a huge scam. It was called the Marriott. I think it was called a Marriott or some English hotel name and they just I think they took the logo from the Marriott and put it on their hotel, but it was not a Marriott hotel. Yeah. They just took it so foreigners would think it was a Marriott, which we did. Which is a plan at work. We did. We fell for it. Baby shop. Steak city coffee shop. We'll

have That's a spot. We'll be back. If you're ever in No, this is a go to steak city coffee shop. Shut up, bro. Oh, but I think actually coffee shop. Wow. No, it really is. Can I have a ribeye and a black coffee? I don't think we go in. It really is. All right. What are you looking at? We're catching your fancy pictures. Wait. Oh, dude. He Yeah. Good transitional edit cuz he cut the walking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's Martis. Can you cut that kid down one? There's info too. I don't know if it's the

city. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Dude, it sounds like the JBL speaker start. You know what? No. I can do this. I can do this. You haven't looked it up, bro. Believe me. I just believed you. But I still do JBL speaker. Every time I go, Michael says that sounds like a JBL speaker startup. And he said it all trip and I couldn't look it up. JBL startup sound. No, no, it says they have it in the edit. That's a different one. It goes Sure. Yeah, I get you. Green though. Oh, it's in

the video. I was going off this menu. That was the video. No. Uh, they said that it's I was going to say need the steak side for sure. Which menu you talking about? Oh, the menu. Oh, sorry. Sorry. there. I think I'm just going to get one of the steaks in the front. Call it a day. But look at their coffee section. Where is it? The very very back. The very back. Dude, it's called Steak and Coffee. Yeah. And that's It's called Coffee City Taste. That's the coffee section, right? That's it. That's it. Coffee city

with steak. No, no, no. The building is called steak. It's steak city with an accent of just a just a hint. I know what you want. Nailed it. This is little sniff sniff snip. I'll take the western one. Holy [ __ ] You pan western, dude. There's one coffee. [ __ ] I'm going way too far back. Verit. Verizit. I mean, states. It just had the logo for the logo. The Hanza for West. And so I was like, "Oh, I'll just get the western style one." And you're pointing at coffee at some point. I definitely

It must be between the five. Look at the coffee section right here. Yeah, I went for which one is it? This one. Yeah, cuz it had the western. This is just means west. So, I was like, ah, I'll take some west [ __ ] Where is? Yeah. And that's called western style coffee. Apparently, that means Spain. These three. This is our adventure. Yeah, dude. They don't have Coke Zero. Yeah, this was just Coke with ice in it. There's like one in 20 that you can bang a Coke Zero. It's just full sugar. But at some

point they cross you cross the Coke the 18th parallel or whatever and then every single restaurant has Coke Zero in it and they stop wrapping their dishwear. Probably connected. Probably connected. Um, do you want rice? Uh, not what I freaking said. Sometimes you just you're never going to believe. Oh, how do you want your steak cooked? How'd you get that? I just think that's the vibe of the question. Ah, that's fair. Uh, medium medium. I don't know how you got it. Won just [ __ ] Robert just wan. Dude, I got it because she was

touching her hand and you know the steak that's how you like do the steak dness. Yeah. And I that's not what she was doing. But it activated the neurons in your brain. The neurons in my brain were like, "Oh yeah, medium rare." Cuz you can like different parts of your hand is supposed to be the rarness of what a steak feels like or whatever. It worked out. Sometimes I get it right. So well, Michael, what do we just get on of date night? Okay. Oh, hey. Hey, what's going on? Check this out. Five. Let's think

about this. Cuz we order steak. Yeah. Yeah. I was waiting for the question and I think that you probably in here. I just try to context clue it, but I have no clue. My theory is that like maybe they have a scale of 1 to 10 for the dness instead of one to five. Five is rubber, one is raw. So Oh, drinks incoming. They look cool. This is so we thought that his ice [ __ ] That his ice cream coffee was just what they thought of like a western coffee. You think she was asking

with ice cream for your fat white body? Do you think that's what she was? I chilling. I heard Bing. Well, I pointed to the one that had It was Bing. I pointed to the one that had western on it. I really like that idea. is with a western coffee. [ __ ] This is a perfect example of me getting gaslighted in a thing that's something that's not true. So sweet. That's a wonderful cola, though, dude. I mean, this is like a great avocado. I don't know what it Yeah. You got avocado for your main drink.

It's just very weird to have before my steak. Uh Oh, wow. Wow, that was fast. The steak was pretty good. I ordered do steak here because it was the first time that I had the opportunity to get just like a big piece of meat. Not a lot of pink, but it was velveted though. I don't know if you guys know what velveted is. It's like when you do um Do you know what go with this? It's like a giant sip of ice coffee. It's like make Okay, we do some more tender normal and we also

took a stop. I wasn't like the huge I'm not the hugest fan of velvet steak. We could ask these and it's reflected it's reflected heavily in the score of this area. They said that that's okay to say at a restaurant and by them I mean my Chinese teacher ting powder that you find in the kitchen. Surely the baby I think so. Yunan Yunan. It's Yunan. Yeah, I guess. piss in here. There's a bathroom. I was saying hi to cut, too. Oh, sure. Um cuz they were cuz they were interesting. I'm trying to say 200 km

north of us. What is wrong with them? I never ever learned Chien. The thousand. Yeah. Like I I heard probably a thousand times, but I kept going cuz I never knew. I I never like it never stuck. Oh yeah. Okay. 100 [ __ ] realizing how [ __ ] far we are cuz we were feeling so awesome. Yeah. I thought we were thousand miles up way. They thought we were Are you sure? They thought we were so [ __ ] stupid, man. I'm scared. [ __ ] Sit here. Sit here. I should have brought my

plate. [ __ ] I'm going to show you guys a number. And this is the number that we are from Wuhan. That is so far. That's the number we are from Wuhan and that's the number we are from Beijing. On the optimal route, we have a thousand kilometers to go. We're like 12 days from Beijing at least. I remember. No wonder everyone's like looking at us like we're [ __ ] [ __ ] For some reason, we really thought like genuinely in our heart of hearts. At this point, I thought I was a third of

the way through China. Yes. Really? We both did. Yeah. to the point where we were legitimately considering getting an earlier flight and and almost excited at the idea because we were like, "Wow, we're killing it so hard. We can just do anything that we can just chill in China like tourists instead of doing the challenge." It was day two. I think it's because the first two days in Japan went so badly. Yeah. And we knew it was going badly. like where the car and we weren't even we were driving like 100 kilometers or some [

__ ] This time we were actually covering like a lot of ground. Yeah, we we were even picking up hitchhikers. We were helping the community. We were doing so well time. Yeah, time to spare. Probably thinking of an any other cuz there are probably about 600 towns that have a name similar to Wuhan between here and Wuhan. Just just calling out a place 800 miles from Los Angeles. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's it's like I want to go to I'm trying to go to De Moines. Yeah. Yeah. And and you say it with a huge accent.

It's like Dewan. They go Dewan. I want to go. What do you mean? What do you [ __ ] mean? Dwan. Can I go to Cheese Peak? Let me go Cheese Peak. Cheese Peak Bay. Yeah. This is like I'm on a motorcycle. I want to go to Cheese Peak. I'm Chinese. They ask you. I go I go I go, "How many miles away do you think that that is?" And you go, "Adventure. Adventure." You go. You go. Yes. Yes. Chinese. Look at the map of China I drew, by the way. Is not even halfway there.

No, because Beijing isn't even where we're going. Oh, yeah. Right. We're going to Aaronhot, dude. How many miles? Another probably like [ __ ] 500 km north of Beijing, dude. And there's no ferry to save us either. There's no sad sad. We were sad. I don't think we've done horrible progress the first two days. No, it's ass. It's bad. It's It's I don't think it's bad. Okay. It's horrendous. I think I think we just need to get going north. Wait, dude. We got to go. B. What are they going to do? What the [ __

] are these guys going to do? I really want to see. Does that work? I'm sorry. Ting ting. Nighttime walking sequence. Dude, open up late. The barber shop at like 900 p.m. Little mass. Yeah. So, this is where I got mowed. That can't be short. Is do we film the dance thing even? No, this is just the mall. So, we're walking around. There's this like park and they're doing like a performance. It's like a crazy Holy [ __ ] They 20 gifted Awoken. Uh they're doing the performance like a crazy um like some traditional dance

or something. Dance like and so we're filming like a little tourist and this old guy comes up. Dude's like almost 70. Yeah. Yeah, he's old. And he's like he's like just doing the cl like where are you from? We're trying to communicate. And then he's like where are you staying? He asked like 20 times. And I and I know what he's saying but I didn't know how to say our hotel name. Yeah. Marriott. I'm like Marriott. And he's like so I give him my room key and he reads the room key and he's like holy

[ __ ] even think of the 100 gifted wcane. I appreciate it. That's a [ __ ] ton, man. Thank you. Okay. Um and then anyway, I give him the room key. He's like, "Oh, okay. I get it. It's the hotel down there." Like, "Yeah." And then we're like, "Okay, bye-bye." And we walk away. And then like we walk maybe 20 feet and then he comes back. He's riding his bike. He comes back up to us to stop us on a Yeah. with a bike now. And then he's like he he comes up to me

and he goes he goes, "You're handsome." and he like pinches my cheek and we're like, "Oh, that's up to this point it's like kind of funny." It's just an old dude, you know? It's grandpa doing grandpa [ __ ] And then so Michael pinches my other cheek and I'm like, "Oh, so cute." Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. So cute. And then and then he says some [ __ ] and then he's like, "So cute." And then he and I'm standing like I'm standing like this. I'm just posted up and he and he do it to

me. He go, "Nice belly." And he start rubbing the belly. I'm like, "What?" And I'm like, and I'm like, I'm like, "Okay, that's cool. Okay, thank you. This has been enough now." And so like I put his hand down. And then we walk away and we're walking and while we're walking, we're like I'm like looking behind me cuz I'm like I'm sketch out at this point and he's like slowly riding his bike. So [ __ ] up. He's slowly riding his bike on the other side of the street like it's [ __ ] Pennywise or

some [ __ ] And I'm like, and I'm like, "Okay, dude, he looked evil." And then we get to the hotel room. We chill for like an hour. We're waiting for the RV crew. The RV crew shows up. And so I go outside to greet them. I'm talking to them. I tell them about this. As I'm telling about it, the [ __ ] guy drives by us and I'm like, "That's him. That's the guy on his bike." And it's an hour later. He's just [ __ ] he's doing like laps cuz he knows the hotel

cuz I gave him my [ __ ] room key cuz I was trying to explain where I was. I didn't know how to say the hotel name. Uh and then I went inside and I triple locked the door and I went to bed and I had a nightmare about him. Such a weird experience. Anyway, we cut that out of the video for time constraints. Time conraints. Can't keep it. A little too long of a video. He didn't have the room number. Keys don't usually have room numbers. It's actually due in China. Usually it's the card

that has it. Like the card that the room is in and then they write it. Yeah. I'm glad it wasn't on the key cuz a couple of the hotels we were at, it was just on tape written on the key, dude. But most room keys are interchangeable for any hotel room. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Take the stress out of [ __ ] needing to drive a thousand kilometers to not get halfway. Y a thousand. It's so many. He added a number. I mean, presumably we're going to hit a road that's like the [ __ ]

god road and we can just cuz like you can send in 6 hours of driving 400 km pretty easily. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, on a gaus. No, no, no. Not even on a onu on like in Japan. Wait, we should get here. If only there was a beautiful road. Look at the security guard. Oh, wait. Sha got his feet out. the fawns. But he's Chinese. Oh, look at this arcade. This arcade's kind of lit. Should we go in? Oh, it's lit in here. I feel like we should have a child. It's mostly parents with their

kids up. Parents with their kids. Yeah. Oh, I think this is the adult section. Is this solo karaoke, dude? That kind of does. It kind of does. That looks like Rto Chan, bro. That's why we were That's why we're like, "This booth is cool." We got drawn. It kind of looks like child. Could even tell. Oh yeah, it's like intimate karaoke for two. I've never seen this is kind of cool. I like these things. How yall doing? Yeah, they are very cute. What up? Hey. Okay, fair. All right, Schwagger. What are we playing today? Hey,

how y'all doing tonight? Okay, you know I rock with you. Gibooty. Yeah, Gibli. You want to run the Giblly? That's all we know. It was a Gibly. True. I don't know if we Oh, it's What's it What's the game of where winds The wind rises. Where the wind rises? Is this Is this like a sample? They just put the footage over a a song. Just a bunch of footage over a song I've never heard before. Um the wind the video is Giblly. Yeah, but the song is not the [ __ ] one where he makes

planes for war. Oh yeah, the boy and the heroin. The boy and the heroin. Planes for war. This is by the way not from Studio Gibli. What? This movie? Oh, the lyrics are in China. Oh, I heard John. That's Bing Chilling, right? What's the song? There's a [ __ ] Japanese earthquake in the background. It's so far, dude. We are so far. And what a useless little curve we made. Yeah. Nice and silly. We if if we did the right route, that's maybe a fifth. Right. I don't know where or what happened cuz we're still

in Guangdong now. Yeah, it feels like it. Take me home. We [ __ ] went off on. All right, on to the next. You good? Cue it up. Cue it up. That up right now. Oh, it's so scary when we got pulled over here. Oh, w intro. Oh, yeah. This is the bestest. Good morning. Good morning. Welcome to Eunan. Probably. Probably you for sure. Oh, Billy Billy comments. Oop. All right, let's read some of the top Billy Billy comments from we picked up a hitchhiker. If you just tortured other people, posting the video would get

you flame. But this dude's relentlessly tortures himself. That's the gift of a content creator. That's the gift of a content creator. You need that on a shirt. That's the gift. How is someone hitchhiking with foreigners inside China? That's next level social confidence. Yeah, that guy was that guy was cool with anyone giving him a ride. He was just walking along a very busy road. Seemed dangerous. Let me tell you straight up. Almost nobody on Guangdong can tell north from south, east from west. And with the terrain here, knowing cardinal directions wouldn't help them much anyway.

So when they won't use GPS and can't get directions out of anyone, I'd be just as lost. Dude, that's kind of what Ting Tang said to us. She said, "People in the north love north, south, east, west. People in the south, they love like right and left and the the like." And I think it makes sense because you have to deal with the Yangzi and it like you can't go north. Yeah. There's just like a there's either a huge river that has lasted generations or a mountaintop that was created divinely by God that cannot be

crossed and you'll never go around. So it makes Yeah. Well, this guy's saying it. The roads in GuangDong all follow the rivers and mountains. If you ask which way is north right now, I couldn't tell you either. Yeah, it got easier. True. It is true that it like it really picked up. It really picked up when we crossed the Ling to cool line. When we crossed the Coke Zero parallel, The Coke to zero parallel. Coke to zero. Honestly, the no GPS no map, no translator challenge works for a small country like Korea, but with China,

it's 9.6 million square kilometers plus a language barrier. Forget 19 days. If these two don't give up halfway, it'll take at least two months. So, yeah, probably. So, we're here. So, you look really dumb. You got to post a video of killing yourself or something. Didn't even take us a month. Um, I just noticed something. Wow. There's a shop owner here who's on who was on a call with Yong Yang Yanga. Brother Yong is a popular Chinese business entrepreneur streamer who does live consultations with shop owners before wanting to convert their kids clothing store. I

feel like a fourth wall just broke. 3049. Is this like um Kitchen Nightmare or something but Chinese version? What? What did he say? It was 3049. But yeah, on a No, no, no. Not even on a on Byongu. Buyu this one. The welfare lottery on like the one on the one in Japan. We should get in here. Let's go to the mall. That guy just hallucinated the entire event. Maybe it was the lottery. I don't know. Oh, it's a different time stamp on Billy. Billy, maybe. Perhaps it is. Based on what we know, their original

plan was to reach Inner Mongolia in 19 days. At this rate, if they don't change their challenge plan, they'll have trouble getting out of Guandong Province. Yep. So, eat [ __ ] Good one, buddy. They can't conceive of it. Uh, these two Mad Lads, no GPS, and they went straight into a dialect heavy region. His Mandarin is even more standard than the locals they met. That's amazing that Mad Lads has translated also. Yeah, I wonder what they're saying. Oh, Dion Lao, crazy guy. Leang Dan Laauo. That's some Kanto slang. That's kind of cool. Cow [

__ ] That That shit's cow [ __ ] That was a cow [ __ ] up. Uh, all right. Back to you. Ready? Oh, yeah. Good morning. Good morning. Welcome to Eunan. Probably probably for sure, dude. Just this tractor. They had so many of those and they're awesome and they're the loudest machine ever made by man. It's an exposed engine. Exposed I think drive belt and it's just it's like a man holding on to an engine with two wheels in the front. It's really cool. Lot of tractors out this morning. How'd you record this shot?

I think Dan posted actually the Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. This is our shot and this is our setup. I tied a I think that's a USB cable to the tripod. This was a good idea. Yeah. Yeah. This it was a gorilla grip from the hotel room but yeah he had a USB tie so in case the gorilla grip tripod failed then the chair would stop it from falling out the window. The chair breaks through the window. Today is the day that we make a lot of progress of because of how bad uh we've it

turns out we've been doing. That guy's parked illegally. Let me tell you, China, man. The little thing about China, a lot of the driving rules are being broken every day. This is a minor in France. Today, it's 300 km north. 300 km or bus or die. 300 km or die. We're waiting for the bus with our Chinese friends. Okay, we should get the [ __ ] out of the way, huh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You think what's our path away from this wretched city? We I just got accosted by about like four awesome menus in a

schwiga and the schwaga said let's go down that way was big. It's like that proverb that says it's better to trust a single schwiga than a thousand. All right, let's see how this goes. Yeah. Yeah, we're good. That's crazy cuz that interaction lasted maybe like 20 minutes. Pretty much every morning we have this ritual where you know Dan's down there setting up our gear and almost without fail every single day somebody will stop us. Like maybe they'll just stop and like take pictures of what we're doing or maybe they'll engage in convo. But like when

we're packing the bikes, everyone's interested in the bikes. Yeah. They're like, "What are you guys doing?" Uh so we almost always have like a little convo. Dan's one of the producers on the show in the RV. He said slow down. He did. Then he saw my face and he's like, "Oh, okay. Really? That's what happened? That's awesome. Cuz I did. Whoa. I did have it, but I'm able to drive without it because he didn't want to deal with me. Oh, yeah. This is go. I thought they were actually just bikes. Yeah, me too. Not even

a little bit. Should I? Should I? Yes. Yeah. Marriott Hotel. Know the [ __ ] it is. Good one. Yeah, good one. Let me look up Marriott Hotel Eunan China. Um, an easy way list of every Marriott hotel in China. It has 180 properties. You got a list, bro? Dude, look up uh Marriott logo. You got it. They don't It don't list it. List of Marriott hotels. They got 57 in China. It could be like an off maybe. But look up the Marriott logo. Oh, Marriott logo. See, it's just not the same logo. Yeah, that

is a very different logo. Yeah, That is a very different logo than the MW thing they got going on over there. Stopped by Chinese police for being white in China. All right. Well, that's our first stop. Nailed it. Objective: Escape. Eunon. Is it still bay? It's turned into west. I feel like we've been doing this [ __ ] west east [ __ ] Yeah, I won't lie. I would absolutely adore to be traveling bay again. Conveniently, it always felt so good when I wrote of the western path. And now we're going perfectly north. We also

have another day of overcast, bro. Yeah. And God bless him. Maybe this is I mean, it's good for riding. It's really hard to tell what direction we're going. Yeah. Something fuzzled my mind. This might be 207. They must have Yeah, they must have taught you some more [ __ ] Yeah, I don't remember when they found it. All waterfalls to the right. Dude, did you see the police guys were taking pictures of us? I don't know if it was like for funsies cuz my license plate's on the back, not the front, right? Yeah, it's on

the back. Yeah, I think they was taking a picture of us. Oh, for fun. Yeah, let's pull these two jumpers. Back when we were able to wear just a jacket and one shirt, it was pretty cool. Okay, you know what I might do is just go on this right path. I just want to see what the sign says. Like maybe it'll have the direction. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Or maybe I ask this guy right here. Says a good sir. Great. Good sir. Great Chinese. I did not mean to say that. Can I say

good morning? Baby nailed it. This is a great combo. Yeah, it's so easy. He was uncom. Shout out homie. Fake Chong Bang. This is uh confidence inspiring. Okay, nice little chat with some Chinese fellows and we figured out the road we were on does lead north. That That's You Know what? This is the same issue we had in Japan. We're going the right way, but we lose conf and we need reassurance that it's the right way. Oh my god. I think that's my favorite meal. Oh no, it's gushan day. This day. This is Gupon. This

is not This is Gooan. is not. I'm telling you this is the most I remember when we went to tofu time. It's tofu time is I think it's Guang Guang Joe and then Gooan. Yeah, it's reasonable to be a little anxious. I thought the place where we got the tofu was like something really similar to Guangjo. Maybe it is Guang J. Um something happens. Okay, little update. We are in Shanghai. You may have heard of Shanghai. Oh no, not Shanghai. That was it. Good one, guys. You got it. You got it. Throttle, baby. Oh my

god. Yeah, that's awesome. And it's going to a huge city. And that happens cuz they don't have the pre-made potholes for the drainage. Right. Right. Right. We should have drained this road. Look at it. Kicks it. He goes, "Fuck, we should have drained this." go. Okay. Uh, I don't know if we can get some facts on the screen about Changhai, but I just gauging off of the many skyscrapers that are unfinished. I think it might be in an abandoned city and now it's like the most beautifully paid road ever. Wa whoa whoa whoa. What's up,

guys? From Shanghai, not to be not. We weren't in Shanghai. Well, we're in Wuja. That's a shame because we say Changhai a lot for the next Shanghai. I understand why you would think it was Shanghai. It's very different. No, no, no. It's actually super different. Um, if you put two pictures next to each other, I wouldn't know the [ __ ] difference. No, if you've been to Shanghai, you'd know the difference. I like this. I like I haven't been to Shanghai. What? All right, time for some night. Night. I was thinking drive as well. We're

feeling a bit of pressure today. Shanghai is the name of a park in Wuja. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, good one, guys. But, you know, since we found out how far we have to go, which is like 2,000 km to Beijing, which still isn't our final location of Aaron on the border of Mongolia, we feel like we need to crush a few hundred km. So, that's the goal today. I like the hat available for sale.gg $10 goes to charity is to try to really Where does the other 10 go? Just [ __ ] kick ass north.

[ __ ] it. We'll see you in a bit. Package secure. Heads up. Heads up. Heads up. Heads up. Heads up. All right. Food. Yeah. Let's find something. Find something quick and easy and Yeah. Get the hell out of Chungdu or This is where I bought my first pair of Hanans or my first pack of Han. Yeah. Wow. I tried to talk to this lady to get info. It went horrible and I just bought the most expensive cigarettes. Oh, dude. Let me get a new angle. Let me get all new angle. Hey guys, what's up?

We're in Chong. We're in Shanghai just crossing the [ __ ] street. I'm going to get the 360 view of Lewig getting turned by. I was a hater. All right. It looks really dumb when you see the footage not from the 360. Yeah, that's the one. That's probably heavy, right? I mean, it's just like I feel like a [ __ ] Look at that. Hello, Ninja. Hello. Okay, he got it. That was his one. That looks little baby boy. Are you talking about the chef? Little baby chef boy. I think they sell bow there. Bow

buns. I'd eat like 15 bow and then be good for the rest of the day. A lot of AI art here. They love it. Oh, this bread. Hello. I thought it was bad. I didn't want to get food poisoning. Wait, what did I What happened? Hello. What? We probably said Dway to that, too. I meant to say, yeah, like wan wan wu. I meant to say lunch. Yeah, it's a tonal language, but I said wuon, which I guess means copy. We're trying to mimic That was good. She going to give us a little slice. Oh,

that was yummy bread. I wish you could have it again. I can taste it now. It was like moist. Yeah, it kept us going, too. It's not very sweet. Pleasant. Water chest. Definitely sweet. How I got it. Bye-bye. You want to try this spot? It looks pretty good. I think this is my favorite meal we hadn't tried, dude. It was my freaking my ideal of what I wanted all food in China to be just like a fast thing in a stall. Really quick and yummy and delicious. Like when I when I think back on like

a meal I wish I could have again, it's like this meal every time. Same. Yeah. I'm wondering what meat you get. Oh, okay. Boo meat. No boo meat. That's okay. la. Okay. I want to steam. Little bit of tofu. Was that on top? Dude, that tofu is so good. That's a protein is so cool. And we didn't know nothing about the meat inside. throat. Little pro. Try for the day ahead. You want a little pro for your scrot? It's time for meal review. I think this meal might be a winner. It is. It was. It

was a winner. Here it is. I promise it tastes better than it [ __ ] looks. I promise. It actually looks good, though. I'll say. I got a message from Emmy during the trip and it said, "Please, if you're doing a meal review, show the meal before you've eaten it. And I think this is why she messaged me though. Oh, that's a good I mean, it doesn't look that different. It looks better before, but it does look better pre-eaten. They have like a tofu where it looks like it's just tofu, but then there's awesome. There's

a yummy meat hiding. Some meat in my tofu. Oh, there's protein in there. And the tofu delivery guy. Yeah. Look inside. 87. We were We should have rated it higher. I We didn't know what we had right now. Yeah. Okay. E son. Yeah. Yeah. It was really good. It's definitely nine plus. Yeah, for sure. Crazy pause, by the way. Yeah, we should have got We didn't That's the closest we've gotten to. I think it's because we're nervous early about rating too high. You know, we're a little more really good. Yeah, it's it's everything I wanted

in food. I regret going 91 on something. Sorry. What's up, dude? The fall of Michael Reeves. What are we checking out? It all started with an Insta 360. Okay, I think this might be That shot is sick. That shot looks stupid, but it is really cool. It might be in Guangshi. Anyhow, they're yelling. Yeah, it's far down. Yeah. Oh, yeah. This is the giant diamond pillar they made. Oh, yeah. And the great fire burning in the back. Yeah, they love burning [ __ ] in China, bro. That's a big one. I wonder why. I don't

Anyone got info on why they'd be burning [ __ ] I think it's just easier than throwing it away. I guess that makes sense. That's my theory cuz I guess the dumper is like It's usually that one in the street that you have to drive to. Yeah, it's probably for [ __ ] I don't know if I tank it. You've been getting your pro in. Dude, I hate looking down. It gives my [ __ ] Oh, yeah. You hate that [ __ ] Yeah, I hate look. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I'm like not personally too scared of heights, but I'm really scared of heights when someone else is around heights. And Michael knows this and he likes to [ __ ] hurt me. I like to leverage that. I like to leverage it as I guess I found his weakness and they push it as a as a pain point. It's a bit of a prank. I guess this is a great bridge of confusion as well. Yeah. You know what? We could Oh my. All right. What up? We uh we were on our way outside the city and

in tip tip fashion, we didn't make much progress. There's basically a giant river. I think it's the same river we've been seeing. Surely it's the Yangzi. It's the Yangzang. It's huge. It's massive. It is. And we don't know whether to be on the right or the left side of it. The river kind of curves to the right. Do you think it's maybe the most to go on the left of it? Uh map. It wasn't. I just saw the river name. No, I don't think it is. It's such a big river for it not to be

the Yang Sea. No, that's just some other [ __ ] random ass river. Yeah, they have wonderfully navigable waterways in China. They got a lot of rivers. Somewhere in this quadrant is north. Yeah, [ __ ] it. Also, they have a diamond statue. You can see it on my 24mm camera really well. Yeah. And also wildfire. Cam, can you rotoscope in the diamond closer? I'm holding it now. Got it. Nice. The fire. There's two guys on our way to a fire. Tipto tip bridge moment. This is your first tip to tip bridge moment. Oh, it

feels good to move. Suspension bridge. Yeah. Sweaty. Uh, I think so. I'm not a huge bridge nerd. I really thought you would be. No. And this is not a suspension bridge. I'm pretty sure. Now, this is where we see if our gamble paid off. What's this sign say? Okay. I mean, it is Bay. Let's go Bay, I guess. Hello. How bay did we go? I guess enough. We went pretty [ __ ] bay that we I think we nailed it. Yeah, as good as you can go. I guess there's that road, but it's about the

same. Yeah, I think it's better. Hello. There's a little town called Yuing John. And so we're here. And is it I made that town name. How are they going to know? Can you put the town name in big text above us? I wait. I know what it is. Gong. I saw this for the Gong Provincial Park. Guys, what's up? We're here in Chinatown and we're here [ __ ] China. Today's gone really well. That's why we stopped. Today gone horribly, brother. We're on the 207. Every single blue sign we see, which is our saving gra.

This is our first day. This is our first day on the 207. That goes right. Okay, that's an incorrect drawing rendition of the 207. There's a lot of cuts and like breaks and they forgot to they omitted pothole city entirely on this map. But some bombs in like some sentry mines planted into the ground. A little barbwire and a dog running across the street. But she's very beautiful, Dude. It's so very beautiful. Such a nice road. Lord and Savior who we follow to the end of the earth has said. Wow. You knew it too. I

think we can drive down this road for hours and hours and hours and then we're going to our prospects are what I'm saying. So, it's like, should we apologize that things are going well? Emote for 207. Should we [ __ ] apologize? I didn't even realize we have an emote for 207. So sick. That's awesome. G207 emote. Yeah, I want to apologize for a damn thing. Um, but anyway, yeah, that's that's that's where we're at. It's cool. I mean, we're just going to keep blasting north. We keep going through ext with extremely large buildings. Nothing.

Town with extremely large buildings. It's a good mixture of both. Yeah. It's kind of how things go around these parts. The My my thing. Hold up. My Huh? Am I rolling? This is scary. Sometimes I will. Tell me your thing. Huh? I'm sure I'm rolling. Tell them your thing. No, no, no. Well, you just go ahead and check. Yeah, we're good. We're good. Oh, yeah. Tell them your thing. I think I'm I I'm not happy until we stop seeing [ __ ] banana trees. And I see a lot of banana trees. We're We're still deep

deep in the south. And I'm looking forward. I don't know why I'm yelling. There's a mic on me. Um, I'm looking really forward to seeing some [ __ ] that isn't banana trees and sugarcane because that means we're deep stuff. We never tried sugarce that someday, maybe tomorrow. All right, see you later. All right, that's where we're going. It is the It's a hotring. It's a [ __ ] hotring. Okay, it's one of our dream goals getting to a hotring hot spring. 100 km away. We're going to We're going We're trying to go to the

Chinese hotring over there. 100 km away. Is someone on my peanuts? All right, we are going to We found the name Ci National Offspring. It's five and a half hours away. We were never even close to being close. I know. Cam got it wrong. Cam doesn't know [ __ ] about driving in China, bro. Okay, G7 is straight. Yep. So is the Shushi Hotr. So everything's looking good. Wow, what a great shot of our smug angle, dude. I think it's still day. Yeah. Yeah. It could be the best day of our lives, Michael. We didn't

lose it, did we? The 207. Yeah. Or the historic site. It's so scary driving there, bro. Cuz like you're on this road. It's an awesome road, but you constantly have to deal with this thought that you lost it because there's no signage. It was like dictating our day, our mood. Yeah. Yeah. It would really bring the mood far down. But part of driving in China is you just have to drive and then not see something for 50 kilometers and pray that you're still on it. And usually you are. Yeah. More often than not until you're

not. But it tricks you. It tricks you. You start going, "Maybe we should turn here. Maybe we should turn there." Yeah. We're Yeah. I haven't seen a hotring in a Oh, yeah. We were far as [ __ ] A while. At what point do we panic? When do we panic? I think like the next sign that says that doesn't say it. Uh oh. Okay. I mean, that's kind of good though. I mean, we could do that. I don't know if it's not shi. It ain't no shi, that's for sure. It said resort 20 km that

way. Look at the Shishi Hotring. Go Google it right now. Let me look up YouTube video. Shishi Hotring, China. Oh, is this it? Okay. Sorry. A little bit. And now it's the second day in the morning. So, let's go and to wish the result. Is this it? From the entrance to the room, there's still some distance. Roman [ __ ] I think it was XIE. XIE. Oh, okay. I think No, it's just Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. I like to lie. She hot spring. Oh, maybe this is it. When you look it up, we're the second

thing to come up. Who? What the [ __ ] Wait, what the [ __ ] What the? Dude, that's what we could have had. That's what we could have had. Holy sh Holy [ __ ] dude. That's all so crazy. Oh my god. That's wondrous. Welcome to Shi Hot Springs, the number one rated hotring in all of China. Look What you did. Look what you did. [ __ ] my baby. Wait, this is See, she haunts me. It's got like got villas and [ __ ] Yeah, karaoke. We could have done karaoke. Damn, the Shishi

Hotring rips. [ __ ] This [ __ ] looks [ __ ] awesome. Oh my god, look at that view, Gina. Look at that. Why do you stay there, dummy? You know what? To be honest, it it wasn't really feasible to get there unless you use the highway. like the roads just didn't really stop there. Look at the Wikipedia page for the G207. What? Um, China's national G207 runs from Erlin Hot Inner Mongolia to Hainan Guong. In popular culture, National Highway 207 gained minor internet fame in 2026 after popular YouTubers Mike, you got to see

this, bro. The G207 Wikipedia page has been forever marked by us in a bad way. So, They drove their motorcycles while traversing on it. Hungua jungo. Hungwa Jungo. Does the 208 have us on it? That's what happens when you hunga jungle and the 208, bro. We are on both. 209. So, you know, it's our baby girl. We don't touch 209. No, we don't. We don't touch a 209. Do not care for the gross. Yeah, it scared me when I saw it. We need a tattoo. We do need the 207 tattoo for placement. It's not the

Hotring Dream, but Yeah, but the good thing is that it is uh north and we like stuff. allegedly. I can't tell where the sun is right now. I believe it's definitely not there. I think it's somewhere over thereish. So, yeah. North is this quadrant. It's the end of the road. Can't put it in. We were so close. I know. I I know. It was It was good. It was a good plan and it was good time. We were so close. We were close tourist resort. It makes sense based off the pictures. Like it looks in

the middle of the mountains. Yeah. though. It's crazy to put a place that's like [ __ ] 4 hours away on a sign. Yeah, that's a nut thing. That is a That's a Chinese. That's like putting Griffith Observatory in like San Diego. It's like multiple hours away. Maybe they do that with Yellowstone. Like maybe if you're like four hours away in Wyoming, they might do it. It's close. I forgot about our backup. Maybe these nicewagons will help me out. Is that what kerosene is? I'm just making [ __ ] up. I mean, that's what I

was trying to say is like fire and water, right? Yeah. So, we know like is hot pot and then so is fire like dah. So, we were trying to say and then which is water and I guess Yeah, I guess fire water is kerosene. That's kind of funny though. That's awesome. Judian, they have to know we don't mean pig shop. Judian, I missed my Q. I missed my freaking uh snipe. Yeah, your DPS did not hit. [ __ ] shot. Wow, dude. The thing is he got it. Incredible. Incredible. Like everyone's talking [ __ ]

like uh pigshhat you don't have. He got what I was trying to say in the crazy. He did it off of vibes. He does what you do. He did it off cuz I said she kerosene and he's like, "Oh, he's probably not trying to say that." And that's the thing about communicating when you don't know how to speak a [ __ ] language. You have to say some dumb [ __ ] and sometimes it works. Okay. Oh my god. How do we [ __ ] this? How did we [ __ ] this? So tremendous. And

it's getting that 2 hours to our east. And we've been going nothing but hellbent west. What do you think? Cuz now we can either go to that tourist resort or we can pop ai and we can just go north. But I don't know what this tourist resort thing is. I mean, we could go to it. It could be fun. It could be lit. There could just be some hotel. It could be [ __ ] You know, I feel a little better about it and this might be like cope than the Shishi Hotring because it does

say tourist resort. That's pretty awesome. Yeah. Yeah, it does. I mean, which implies housing. Yeah, for sure. Resort. That's cool. Let's [ __ ] do it, bro. By the way, we were on the G27 the whole time. Oh, we on the G27. We were We always should have trusted it. be awesome and beautiful and I'm down to uh to roll a dice to fill the void that the sushi hotspring lives in our hearts. Yeah, I mean we're over two on hot springs and and dreams in general. But that's so bad. They want to see how

close we got on the map. Like must have been like must have like 10 km like a 10-minute drive and we just [ __ ] wed with Michael. We have about 20 km to go but no way to communicate with each other. So I absolutely can't lose him. You guys actually still hear him. I don't know what is going on in the helmet right now but you can play a little bit of the audio. Oh [ __ ] I can however. So we're got to stay close together. We are 18 km away from the resorts

world. We're just lucky for 18 days away from being able to play invisible versus got a 3v3 platform fight on April 9th. They have a day open love and we'll see you in world. Okay, little update. We are about 8 km away. It has become quite like untouched. We went to a very rural area, very mountainous area. It's [ __ ] beautiful and we saw some signs. I remember driving through this area. You can still hear Michael. You can still hear Michael. What the [ __ ] is he doing? What is he? Oh, he's talking

to his camera. Look, this is what it looks like. Look. My name is Lwig. I'm [ __ ] Look, I'm going to go tourist area. I don't know if this is the right place to go, but this is where I'm going to go. I'm really sad that we didn't go to [ __ ] Weii Hot Springs, but I'm glad that now what we're doing is going to Gooan tourist area. This is just my best guess. It was pretty close. By the way, you two seconds later. I was so excited. I was so excited. That's Yeah,

we're not talking to each other right now because our helmet's broke. Oh, yeah. [ __ ] Mongolia. Is it Is that it? It sounds like we're talking to each other. We're not exactly the things we would be saying. Are we the only two human beings here? No. No. Right. It's a work day. Yeah. Palm Springs on a Wednesday. Okay. It looks like Google is getting constructed. No, we're here like Yeah. Okay. So, the [ __ ] road sign, you can kind of see it. This is the road sign right here and it's like uh it

has something something hotel and it points down this road. This is the [ __ ] Road, bro. This is the road right here. And so, like very clearly like this [ __ ] is not ready. There's a couple days too early. Like a two days. This is done. Dude, we start constructing. There's probably somewhere to stay for sure, right? Not that sign. I I know. I know we missed a sign, but I'm just saying that sign did lead us astray. This sign did lead us astray because it had a bunch of [ __ ] that

just wasn't there. There's a judali. We cut a lot of this. you. It seems like we just drove up, asked one guy, and quit. Yeah. No, no, we were driving around for a good half hour, 40 minutes, 45 minutes maybe. We We drove around a long time. Like there was this giant tourist center that was closed. It had just closed when we got there, so we couldn't go into that. And so we actually went through this area and we asked some ladies where the hotel was and she's like, "Drive down the dirt road and you'll

get there." And there was a bunch of like cool looking stores that were all closed like that strip mall outlet that had signs for places but then just cardboard boxes inside. So it was like very clearly this part of the town is eventually going to be this gooan tourist area. It is not currently that. Yeah. And that's the fallacy we constructed in our heads exist. And then we were like, "Oh, it doesn't exist at all." And so we asked this guy for help. Judian Zali. Mhm. Judian, how is that Matt? How did it go from

shop to Matt? Did you change it down? You did change He goes, "Isn't that a hotel?" I don't [ __ ] know. I don't think so. This right here, he's saying this is a [ __ ] Judian. It's okay, Michael. It's okay. That's okay. That's okay, bro. So, you know, he's pointing us this way. You see his finger? You see his finger? You see the finger? Point that way. If if he pointed this way, this is the road that leads to half a dozen tourist resorts in Gooan. Yeah. He So he pointed at this restaurant.

He said, "Isn't this a hotel?" And then he pointed that the opposite direction of where Gooan Hotring Resort was. So it really came down to this guy. If he if he pointed if he pointed up the road, he never pointed the road. He pointed at the [ __ ] restaurant right here. If you point up the road, [ __ ] the road. We go up the [ __ ] road. It's money. It's an awesome day. Out of any ambiguous word. There's a hotring with pretty much everything down there. Panza. Panza. Panza. Panza. Dway. He's pointing

to the [ __ ] building with the red letters. How do you say earthshattering Y in Chinese? How do you say betrayed beyond belief? Is it a combination Taco Bell pizza? Do you see Snatch? It's a W Snatch. There are over 30 hot springs located in Huja City. Judy and Santing combination. Yeah. [ __ ] my ass. He just went right for his phone. Woman Beijing Beijing. Me little little Chinese. This guy was cool. He was cool. I like this guy. The PE guy was pretty awesome. Speak a little Chinese. [ __ ] Okay, that

was quick. Yeah, this is our probably our best turn on. The lights. Well, I mean, yeah, just for reference, you just turned on the breaker for the second floor. Yeah, that's classic. Nailed that. Sugar. All right, that's a hard one. Oh, yeah. This tofu was so good. We thought it was stinky tofu. We were like, should should we be crazy? Dofu. All right. What do you want? Do you want to try the stinky tofu? Uh, you know what? We should get it just to try. Just to get it just to try and then we can

try some other [ __ ] How you said one more sometimes we hit it. Ah, it's tough. Yep. That is tough, dude. You want chicken? Yeah. Grab a chicken. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. What do you want from me? I'm down for the chicken, bro. Okay. Let me grab my [ __ ] Talking to him. My affairs. What's going on out here, bro? Where are we? You know what I think about sometimes what tip to tip would be like if it was just me. I think it'd be the worst experience of my life. I would

hate it. I think if either of us tried to do this by ourselves, it would be the worst thing ever. It would be pretty. It would be so miserable. It be really I would hate it. Turn two after just being one HP from tanking. Yeah, cuz you cuz you dude you have to get you get either of us get so overloaded by it. So [ __ ] man. The sweet release of English wouldn't be there. This is what poisoned you. Not a universe. No, it's so far away. 6 days before we had any food poisoning.

I would just I think if it was just me, I would just never talk to people. Yeah, it would just be [ __ ] solo doo doing damn nothing. So, should we cross off our bucket list item? Don't [ __ ] look at me. It's a hotring town. So So we kind of did it, right? Doesn't this count? Where's the hot springs? Uh where's the hot spring? I think Yeah, I think one of those maybe the Maybe in the back. Do you want me to ask? Maybe out there. There's a I could ask for where

the the hot water. Where's your kerosene? Hot water. Check your [ __ ] room, bud. They're going to bring us the stinkiest dofu and we're going to take a few days to kick in. I feel like that's just wrong. Like maybe in a niche case, but like unless you What are you like eating like a chunk of ice and inside of the ice is bread? Evil bread. It would also just be absurd for food poisoning to take a few days but then trigger in both of our bodies within 5 minutes. Yeah. Right. In separate locations

cuz I was on the street and you were in the hotel room like Yeah. It didn't like we we didn't see each other throw up and then you know it's a it's a delusion to even fathom that makes me sad that we share the same earth but forever we will and may it continue to spin. And he's going to laugh at us. You know what this buys, right? What? This is one McDonald's token. Oh, you know the stinky dofu buys one McDonald's token token. Yeah, this is why we got it cuz it wasn't even stinky

dofu. Yeah, it was yummy. Know that's the rule. You guys heard that. One stinky dofu equal one stinky Donald. Ow. Is this not hot as [ __ ] Am I baby? It's pretty hot. I can only go small sips. I'm not liking picking it up. I don't see me like this. You stare up at him with the two any [ __ ] They can understand that woke cream. Oh. Oh wow. Dude, that tofu is so amazing. We had awesome tofu. I can't hit my protein. Sticky tofu. tofu. That's good. That's a yummy thing. The tofu

is genuinely awesome. Have you seen stinky tofu since? No, I still don't. I've never tried it. I'm just going to show you what it looks like visually. YouTube's awesome this place. This unique street food is known as hairy tofu. A traditional delicacy from China. The tofu is intentionally fermented, developing a white fuzzy mold on its surface. To prepare this dish, vendors first separate the mold covered tofu squares and place them into a bowl. That's this [ __ ] bro. The tofu has a variety of spices and powder, enhancing its flavor profile. The result is a

dish with a texture and taste often compared to despite its unusual appearance. Shake it kind of so it disappears a bit. Tofu is considered safe to eat and is a They say that's not it. That's not Wait, really? Oh my god. This tofu smells so strong some people cross the street to avoid it. It's called stinky tofu. Literally right. Okay, guys. All right, never mind. Whatever this sauce is is like, it's so good. And also the meat in each one. I'm really glad that we had this. I need to know the secrets of this. This

was delicious. The bamboo soup. No, it was We didn't finish the bamboo soup. Not that was that was not as good down. But it does feel like it's just like it started construction and the guy who started construction just wanted to tell people about it and so they click sign just clickbait. No wonder there's no one further into our delusions. No one the only people roaming the streets like an echo chamber. He had the breaker off. Yeah, I guess I don't know why I'm getting out of the [ __ ] Hotel. Huh? My guess is

like this guy got in early. He's like there's going to be a huge resort hotel first. what an echo chamber is. I think he's had we just are getting deeper into the delusions of our own minds cuz there's no way to correct ourselves. We don't live in a in a future tech based society for like years and then he hates the gooan. Oh, you think it's going to take away from him? It will take away from everyone who lives around. Yeah. Oh, yes. I was just thinking that probably jazz for like a few construction jobs,

but then you know like when a Walmart goes to a town. I really did envision like the nicest hot spring room of all time though. These might be Oh, no. It's like their own. They grew them. Oh, how [ __ ] How did you know that? How did you know that? So, cuz we're just spinning a web of lies and then you get one thing. You got one thing. I don't know how that was a good one. It's It's like I occasionally I hit I can't lie about it. It was It was a wonderful read.

The thing is sometimes I miss like I missed earlier when he was like do you you you are enough. No more. And I say one more. One more. That was off. But this one I hit. I think it was because I literally saw him put it down and do this. Ah. And I was like that means he grew them in the back. What else can it mean? Yeah. Actually, you have no [ __ ] idea, do you? What? That he grew these? Yeah, he grew these and then I thought so full of [ __ ]

Shut the [ __ ] up. I've been eating them like wow. I can't believe he grew these. No, he grew these. I'm like, wait, I got that info from you. He grew these. He grew these. Translate that. Translate that and [ __ ] prove me right. He grows these. No problem, man. You could tell me anything about it, man. Just tell me. Oh, you sure you never be [ __ ] about anything. What? Okay. You just You remember the lunch from earlier? the lunch. Yeah, there's a bit of spice. Yeah, it came out crazy. What

do you mean? It came out crazy. Scared. It came out crazy. I got a dragon in my ass. We needed someone tell me that. I got a dragon in my ass. Michael, I'm not done. I was wondering why your underwear was wet when it came out. I don't want to bring it up. Not a lot of beds in China. Zero. Zero. Zero for 20 25. There was one bet and it was when I was recording the yard the last day before we left. The day we left actually they had a bedet at the restaurant. M

only bet I saw cuz I didn't want to make you feel bad. Michael, I got a second. [ __ ] what? I got a second problem. Michael, what is that? They don't got any soap in the shower. They also don't got any shampoo. They look so cool, Michael. There's [ __ ] everywhere. It's on the wall. It's on the walls. It's on the wall. It's on the walls. It's on the walls, bro. It's on every slab. Interesting. Can I uh show you something? just saw something this little magazine I was reading two kilometers away. There's

a hot spring. Is that a hot spring town or something? Yeah. Um but if that one wasn't available, there's actually another one. Oh, they have a fake cave in this one down the street. the forest hotring. And if you actually Oh, that one. Go in. There's a whole list of hotels available at Kupo. Yeah, that one. Yeah, the Hija Gooan hotr. Oh, yeah. Yep. Just that one. Oh, that one's a boat. A little boat in it. Beautiful. Nighttime as well. Yeah, daytime or night. It looks pretty. Yeah. Fun for the whole family. It looks like

it could fit a lot of people. So many people. He probably wasn't full that day with just judging by that. Look, look at that guy. That's the only guy in the photos. There's a guy chilling. He's having a good time. They love Oh, look. Another little love pool. Another pool. That's beautiful. Yeah. Probably would have been awesome. Yeah, it's gorge. It's gorgeous. This is for like the future. This is for like what will be future. Tell me, do you think this magazine is new? About 10 years old. Bye-bye. We thought it was It's chess up

the road. It's chess up the road. It's exactly what we thought it was. Do you wish we had stayed there now or are you happy we stay with split pea guy knowing what the rest of our trip was like type two fun was it worth it? [ __ ] split pe guy. I'm trying to go to gooupoan hotring. I loved him. Uh, he took me on the back of his moped and I got cut out and then and then that was cool. Wish I went into the fire water. Yeah, it would have been nice to

be in a hot spring. That would have been [ __ ] nice. He was a nice guy. Split pe guy. Um, yeah, the someone was asking the RV crew is stays usually at our hotel every time. I don't Maybe if there's like maybe one or two times they didn't, but for the most part, yeah. Uh just cuz there's a lot they have to do in the morning and at night cards and all that. Yeah. So if they don't it's really hard. They're usually about an hour or two behind. They're nowhere near us. We don't see

them for the whole day. No, we don't see them until nighttime or daytime. Day daytime. All right. Now look at what we could have done with the same amount of time. Wow. What is that? 207 or is that like I think it's the 207 just direct. Yeah, going to the 207. That's incredible. Or maybe Yeah, I think it must be the 207. Okay, Billy Billy, what you got for me? Billy Billy. They really wanted to soak in hot springs, gave up, then found out they were two kilometers away. That is life. That's life. Out of

the entire Hotring town, they managed to pick the one hotel without hot springs. That's a skill in itself. We're pretty good at it. The Shishi Hotspring they were talking about in Huja Shishi Forest Hotspring. I've been there. It's basically a resort type place. Really nice environment. A hot spring in the mountains surrounded by lush forest. I didn't take many pictures because I'm not into hot springs. I went with my family. What I enjoyed is the buffet even though the food wasn't anything special. But hey, I'm a foodie. The facilities are great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. He's just gassing up Shishi. Looks wonderful. Food looks wonderful. Pretty much every there were kind of two options throughout the day and we picked uh neither of them. Yeah. There were two great options we could have got to and went false dichotomy. Yeah, the YouTube comment section is about them missing the hotring peak entertainment value. I'm the ultimate double agent. We're on Billy Billy watching videos reposted from YouTube and reading the YouTube comment reactions to Billy Billy. They're interested in reading our Billy Billy reactions to the YouTube videos reposted here

and then repost those to Reddit. There's even a website on Reddit that does realtime translations. The wall is basically Swiss cheese at this point. That's pretty funny. They have a nice poetic way of talking and I like that it's more flowery. They literally drove up to the Hotring Hotel entrance. Still miss it. I'm dead. There was a huge sign said 8 km. Could have been point8 to the right. There was English, too. No, I don't think so. They need to learn the sentence. We're doing a challenge with no map, no phone, no highway and memorize

it clearly. After that, they can just gesture passerbys will help strategize. Right now, a lot of people just treat them as regular tourists. You know, it worked out. I thought we did it. Maen. I thought Yeah, we had Maen. That tall guy has insanely high comprehension. He transcends language barriers. He can understand meaning just through body language and emotion. If he got transported back to the stone age, he'd be a caveman. They have such a way with words, man. Yeah. Okay. Why are they calling me apeman diplomat? Apeman diplomat. Apeman diplomat. Yeah, that's good. I

think this would be perfect title for their China adventure. Lost. It translates different. There's no need to watch this show seriously. They're doing a gag challenge. The appeal is two goofballs head north of uncertainty and all the interactions of the locals along the way and the joy and frustration that comes with it. The premise of them being dumb and taking rose from the audience. Whether they actually complete it was never the point. Oh my god, they figured it out. They did it. But then, hey, look where we got where we got. And we still figured

it out. And we still freaking got it. Um, all right. You good for four? Yeah, let's do it. You hungry? Not really. you. I'm chilling. I kind of want tofu after watching it to be honest. Yeah, right. We got separated day four to the Jade Forest. I actually am excited cuz I never got to see your Jade Force adventure. Oh yeah. Yeah. Love a lot. And man, it's Hold up. Love a lot. And man, it's been fun. We both just need some alone time. Today he told me that he needs not at all the Drake

and Josh intro. the codins were not happening. In my head, this was so different. It was like a Drake and Josh style intro. Not at all how it kind of went down, but you know, still pretty. And I got to be honest with you, man, the [ __ ] he does to a bathroom is [ __ ] unreal. The smell that exudes from the bathroom, he'll just sh He'll he'll just he'll blow up. He'll blow [ __ ] all over every slab in a in a every slab of concrete in a 15 m radius and

just makes it I told him I'm at a waterfall. It's actually a hotring for the next hour. I'm going to be chilling here. It's not wrong. Beautiful. You got a dragon in your ass. This is a nice shot. Beautiful. Look at this shot. Isn't this place lit? Yeah, that's a beauty. He'll eat just one bit of spice and it turns into like this pressure cooker bomb inside his body and then he'll come out of the bathroom and he goes, I clogged the toilet. which is funny. It's funny the first five times. That was really nice.

He's gone off to a waterfall somewhere and I'm in the J. I told him I'm going to a waterfall. Hope you're kind of cool. So far, dude, don't get me wrong. This is cool, but how do I get to the slide? I haven't seen the slide in a while. It is starting to rain and I don't know where Ludwig is. It's kind of scary. It was my first time alone. What's up with that? I don't know where. You said you you went to a waterfall. There's a waterfall. Yeah. Yeah. You said you just looked at

a waterfall. I was looking at it. You're not looking at it. You're looking the opposite direction. Look at I was just chilling, bro. I was just chilling, man. I was just chilling, man. I was just I was just at the water. I just I didn't even know when I went in. Oh, you're going into my dream. You're going into my my dream in China. I lied to Michael. I told him I'm going to waterfall. I did just beline to whatever said hotring. And I went to this thing you have to like check into and it's

like a massive area with like a bunch of natural hot springs. This is the entrance and then it's like a 4 km walk and there's a huge waterfall. It sounds amazing. It was be it was all right. I mean like four out of 10. Yeah. Really? It was four out of four. It's kind of scary. Dude, you got the slide, bro. First time alone. I did get the slide by the providence of God. We've been traveling together so much. And worst of all, I don't know where the [ __ ] slide is. I feel like

I lost sight of the slide. It was somewhere around here. It's such a It would be so cool to slide down the mountain. Lily talks about it a lot whenever we go on a hike. She's like, "Dude, I wish I just had a slide down to the bottom." And every time I'm like, "That'd be so hard to do. You couldn't make a [ __ ] slide." The Chinese made a slide. The Chinese figured it out. Yeah. Just got to find it. Was your water actually hot? Lukewarm. There's a reason I'm not fully submerged. Yeah, just

the ass. It was lukewarm. There it is. It's part of the slide. I have to be getting close, but it's fenced off. Why? slide. See, I would have assumed that was four minutes. He said, you'd think it was 10. It was also Yeah, it was longer than 10 for me. It was longer than 10. Oh, yeah. That has to be. Also, the slide was kind of like I guess the idea of a slide, right, is you get to the top of an awesome hike and then you take a slide down. You had To take a

completely separate hike to do the slide. Like it was not in the Jade Forest. I had to break off from the Jade Forest to only do the slide. It was basically the slide hike. It was the slide hike or the Jade Forest hike. And I chose the slide hike. I mean, good call. You know, the shot is fake, too, cuz the camera's already up there. So, like, how the [ __ ] did I get up there? Thank you. I didn't come up. Didn't even help you out on that. Set the camera up. Go all the

way back down. Doesn't make sense. Holy [ __ ] Dude, that's your homie. Yeah, she was helping me out. Guess I got to change out of my shoes. I have no idea how I'm going to get my shoes back. Ah. Uh, yeah. Nina. Chinese. There's nothing better than the when they ask what country you're from, you go you. And they're always like, I love doing Chinese. What do you think, man? Yeah. Do it. Do it. Jesus [ __ ] Christ, dude. No camera, man. Dude, the slide is way different than I thought it was. It's

made out of granite. It's made out of what? like tabletop is or I guess it's like a smooth down concrete open air. Nope. No, no, no. Also, there's nothing for breaking. Like you really have She was showing me how to break. You really just rub your feet on the sides. Got to squeeze your hands maybe. Yeah. It's a really control your own speed kind of adventure. Oh [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] It was really fun. It was super fun. It was made entirely slab concrete. It's going

fast. It's one of the counter. I was going like fast enough for it to start hurting. Jesus Christ. You got to control this. You got to control the speed. You got to control it so hard. It was pretty fun. I had a great time. [ __ ] up. Even though I betrayed very I like how there's a crash pad at the end like the idea that you come flying the [ __ ] in. Awesome. That was so cool. I got to get back to the motor. Full disclosure, yes, I did go to a hotring without

Michael. Yes, it was awesome. It is [ __ ] awesome. The nonp apologize for doing awesome [ __ ] bro. Cooper Sean turns out is [ __ ] gorgeous. If you know where to go, I recommend if you come here, get a phone. But stay in my boy's hotel. He goes his own peas. You know, even though he makes big VX nerve style gas fartsesque farts, it's still nice traveling with Le. He's good at He's good at people talking and just uh kind of, you know, moving things forward. A lot of the time I just

uh I I get caught up in indecision, but he's good at just [ __ ] making a decision. Made a decision. I just made a decision. Paul Pot made a couple of decisions, couple bad ones. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad. But it happens. Sometimes get a little bit honestly. Usually, even if it's a bad decision, it's better than no decision. So, yeah, it's pretty nice traveling together. I wonder how things work for Michael. He said to meet at the visitor center, which is here. All right. Well, I'll just wait for Michael. Sure, I'll be

here soon. Penis, How was it, dude? It was pretty awesome. Was it awesome? It was a crazy jade forest. You hike to the top of like you hike up a mountain. There's a slide to get down. Guess what it's made out of? Jade. Slabs of jade. Was it actual jade? Like green? No, it was made out of like what your countertop is made out of in your kitchen. Oh, like granite. Yeah, it was like made out of [ __ ] straight granite. How long does it slide? Long. Like uh no jade. Like a full minute

of sliding. All of China. Yeah, long like the entire natural jade. That's lit. How was the waterfall? It was good. It was just like a pretty waterfall. It was like a drive up. Yeah, it was like a drive. Yeah, it was a cool waterfall. You know, the thing is I was downplaying how fun the slide was here cuz I I felt bad that I took the awesome slide. Eli Ali Breeze. Okay, that's pretty [ __ ] sweet. All right, man. Well, freaking Let's Let's freaking cover some ground, bro. It's out of the damn news. Let's

get out of this [ __ ] I got to get my bike. Dude, if we had just up this road, You have the intelligent. You have the [ __ ] knowledge of where it is. I passed like four hot springs. Stop [ __ ] talking about it's like hot springs. Hot to scratch that buck site and go to a hotring off at some point. Yeah, that sucks. God, I'd love to do that. God has unfortunate we were you know, like one kilometer away from some world class hot springs. All right, so we have a bit

of backtracking to do. Probably like I don't know how long 30 minutes, isn't it? 20 km down to that town. Um, okay. Yeah, it was very nice and whatnot. And then we can get back to the 207. My baby girl, she never left us in the end. We got to drive a lot because at the rate, according to our tabulations, we're like 10 days away from being close to halfway there. So, today is day four, right? Today is day four. I think we're like at least What do we do? Day four 400 km. We started

the ascent. Yeah, this is our starting. Yeah. It's like, wow, this is cool. I was like, "Damn, it's nice to be somewhere colder." Why would you uh [ __ ] say that? I guess you know, I hate to put it into the universe, but all I'm noticing is that it goes very west. Like, it does a good amount of north. A lot of west and west is not a little bit of west right here. Just a little bit of west right here. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe the idea would have to be that we had a zigzag

north. Go northeast. Going northwest. All right. So, you had a nice sound in the slide out of a relaxing town of the waterfall. And now we're ready to crash. Now we're going to crush so many [ __ ] miles. You eat all the [ __ ] bread, bro. I ate all. And then you get mad about the [ __ ] bread. And then we get mad about the bread. The guilty conscience is the most violent. Bread. I'm just a little piggly. I did eat so much bread. Well, I ate a lot and then it was

getting like kind of mushy, so I tossed the rest. You what? Mushy. It was getting a little mushy. You what? No, no, no. Not it was getting mushy, so I I tossed the rest. How much? I mean, it wasn't It was not that much. It wasn't that much bread. I'll buy you another bread. I'll buy you another bread. I was getting Dude, I'm an evil man. I went to a hot offspring, lied about it, and then I made [ __ ] you feel bad. Because I'm protecting the bread. I don't want to get poison. Nothing

would be worse. You can't have food poisoning on bread. I'll buy you another bread. I'll buy you another bread. I was kidding. There's Oh, I don't want to see food poisoning on this trip. Nothing would be worse. Besides, you can't have food poisoning on this [ __ ] You can't have food poisoning on this trip. That would [ __ ] this up. Suck. That would suck so bad. It would be the worst. Can you imagine? You're driving across China. You're [ __ ] lost. No phone. No show junglow [ __ ] that would suck. I

want that. You just wouldn't. Oh, my legs. Oh, my knees hurt. My knees are so cold. I didn't realize. Dude, this is probably the coldest I was until the the last day. Yeah, the penultimate day. Dude, this is Yeah, that's crazy. Just like it took a little bit of rain to change our whole minds. Yeah, cuz I didn't have my I didn't bring my [ __ ] um waterproof jacket here, so I didn't have it on right now. Oh, yeah. It's time taking the little buckle off the stuck. I was wearing Yeah, I was wearing

Oh my god. Let me in your [ __ ] sweet tea store. Cafe latte. I think it's iced. Yeah. Ludma do we have a slight problem? Hey, they weren't hot. They weren't even a little bit hot. We thought we [ __ ] that interaction up. We didn't [ __ ] up the interaction at all. They weren't even a little Yeah, they were about as warm as that hot spring probably was and it was just like nothing. It was like tap water. Yeah, it's really It's really really cold outside. It's really really cold outside. We don't

have that many warm clothing cuz it's been so hot. It be so hot. I don't know if you can tell. This is like a desolate place. We were in a sad place here. It was a sad place. This was a different place. No, no, guys. I'm telling you this one wasn't hot. I just remember I was there. Yeah, I'm telling you as a fact. There were a couple places where we wanted hot, but it ended up not being hot. This was not hot coffee that we got. Complaining about how hot it's been kind of no

matter what happens, we're just [ __ ] complaining about it. Oh, today is so cold. Yeah. Hopefully it clears. Otherwise, it's going to be really hard to chug 200 miles candidly cuz it's just so cold. We're just going to stop a lot. It's going to be basically like Hokkaido. Yes. It's not boiling, but it's warm. I think our goal should be water river. Good. It's far. It is somewhat far. 200. No, no, no. From here, it's like 160ish. Dude, I'm nailing that [ __ ] on the dot guys are chugging water river. Oh yeah. I

called it water river because you can see it right there. I think Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. This looked like the symbol for water and then this is the symbol for river. I think that isn't the symbol for water. It looks like it. Yeah, it is kind of close. It kind of looks like the the the butt entirely. Porsche. So that's why I called it that 160. It's not the symbol for river. It looks like it could be though. We kind of had a mix. What are we going to call this place? Start chugging so many

miles though, I think. Okay, look. This is the map. We started in Hilian Island, which is like here. And then for reference from here, like Guanjo and Shenzen are like here. And then we went north, west, east, north. And I think right now we're here. Guess I think if you look at a map to down where we started, it's like 550 km. Oh my god. Wow. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's very good. We're still so far from Wuhan. from Wuhan, but you know, it's not a straight line. Like Wuhan is not the same as Aaron

Hop. I guess that's true. Wuhan's the only like logical thing that we know. Yeah, but when has logic ever guided us? That's a good point. That's Yeah, that's show right now on the map how far we are from the start. My guess is 5 37 km. Your guess 450. and on the ideal route to Aaron how hot. Yeah, I think we're like 2500 km away. But yeah, today's going to be hard. I can sense my Whoa. Damn, bro. I have I have um a sense like a sense about you. A sense about me. I was

a little worried. So, this is where I got to be strong. Usually in these trips, I carry early game. I have a lot more confidence than I start to weak. And he gets strong. True. I get a little weaker, he gets stronger. So that's what I'm hoping happens. Dude, you were strong the last few days. I was bad in the beginning, though. You were horrendous. But that's what happens. And then you got strong in it. You actually Yeah, it was a good combo. That day where you like quintuple alted. Yeah. Yeah, we I started getting

more charges. That was strong this time. So I got to stay strong for Michael. You guys got to stay strong for me. All right, we got this. 15 km. Doesn't look like it's raining out there. The [ __ ] raining cold. It's real cold. Get some lunch. Go from there. Woo. It's cold. We got this [ __ ] though. Not worried about it. He's being brave. He's being real brave. Uh, can I admit something? Foreshadowing. Dude, it's Lauren. Something. Yeah. What? You earlier today when we split up? Yeah. I went to a hot spring. Where's

that next truck? You know what? I don't know. You son of a [ __ ] Wish you played this sons of ending. So sad. It's my dream. It's always been my dream. Juncture. Judian Jud. I was conflicted. Uh, I don't know how to say that. That's a face. Okay. Okay. We got there. For some reason, every time I say, they're like, "Do you want lunch?" Okay. Hotel is conflicted is I've never said that. We might have. Pig shop is Wow. That's We tried that a lot. Dictionaries. 9:00 is That one That one's hard. We're never

going to do that. You'll see it in the [ __ ] Beijing vlog, but Michael had like some I don't know, like some translator app. And we're we're just yelling at his phone, Judian. And like we're just trying to get hotel and it probably took like 30 different tries. We kept getting pig trotters. I think we got 9:00 a few times. There was something that's like slave something. Yeah. Yeah. There was some really crazy [ __ ] that the translator thought we were saying. We got close. There's a Beijing vlog. Yeah, there's a Beijing vlog.

It should come out Sunday. Did Lily uh I tried that with Lily. She got it in on the third try, but she had contacts. She had contact. She edited. She She wasn't in the paint, you know. I I would love to see her navigate Koopo Sean without a map. Oh my god. To even find figure out that there's a fivestar ring in Kuban. It' be impossible. And I don't know how I'm messing that up that bad cuz it's such a different word. So, game plan, Go 20 miles down this road and maybe just call there.

All right. Well, we're headed pouring rain. Dude, my airbag just blew up. The shot is so loud. [ __ ] dude. It's so loud, man. That's crazy, dude. I thought someone I thought someone came up behind me and I thought they smacked me on my the back with two hands really hard cuz I was feel it in like the back protector. There's a back protector part, dude. And then instantly it hit me cuz this is not the first time this happened. I jerked my head left cuz I thought there was a gunshot. Someone's just people

just shooting us. My airbag just blew up. Dude, it looks awesome. So [ __ ] sad, dude. This is like modern bodybuilder. That's how I'm trying to get. That's where I'm trying to go. Yeah. Skipping leg day. It looked like my air bag. That hurts. That hurts, dude. It stung my nipples. It really hurt my nipples. Dude, that's probably the hardest I've laughed like maybe ever. doesn't look bad. I'm so happy I was rolling. Me, too. There's a universe of just not rolling there. You weren't. He blew up his airbag vest. Three times I've blown

up my airbag vest. Now I was just punching air, dude. Okay, tell the people the three times cuz I think some people are judging you, dude. Never in an accident. Let's make that clear. First of all, it's never activated for the reason that it's designed for. Yeah, the first one was at a they are onetime use and you have to send it back into Alpine Stars to get or whoever you got it from to get it refilled. The first time was leaving that 8-hour Dodgers game that we were at. Yeah, we I brought Michael to

a was it I think it was a World Series game. It was the World Series game against the Blue Jays in LA and it was the one that went uh like 17 innings or whatever. It was eight hours long. It was me, Michael, and Lily. And yeah, it was on your way out. Did you know you can disarm it? Yeah, this is why it's called an accident. This is why accidents happen. It was so it was on the way out. It was in my hand and I guess the latch that disarms it, it closed. And

so I like I was going over to my bike to like I flip it on so I could put my helmet on and as I went like this, it shot like 10 feet in the air cuz it was not on my body. So I just flew up in the air. Um and then I drove home looking like Marshmallow guy. And then, oh, one time I was on my dirt bike and I just lightly fell over on the side and I thought like the dirt bike had landed on me. No, it was just like I I

tipped over cuz I was on rocks and then I exploded in the middle of the desert And then the third time was at this Judian. So, the second time was kind of legitimate, dude. It saved me from nothing. Yeah. And also, I already hit the ground. But you're Oh, I was I hit the ground after I hit the ground half second. Bang. And then I wasn't recording anything. This one's crazy. Like I think this one is indefensible for Alpine Stars. Yeah. It's just I have such a strong powerful Ryan Garcia left hook that I can

activate a airbag fest cuz the idea you told me at least is that it's like supposed to track like very like your speed, your gyroscopic position. Tracks all that [ __ ] and it mixes it together. You are standing upright, not moving. I threw one left hook and it's as strong as a car crash. Yeah, that's that's crazy to me. Surely this one makes no sense. We're punished for what? Why? God. God, that hurt my nipples. That hurt my nipples. Cuz they were far from the rain. Are you okay? Cuz they were like chafing, you

know? Yeah. Yeah. And it's like way tighter now. Yeah. You look so awesome. [ __ ] you. You're looking big, man. Look good, bro. I'm trying to get there. I'm back on it. Yeah. Let's go to the G1. Okay. I'm going down. Yeah. This was so [ __ ] Michael. What are we doing? Walking around here. Then we're spending about 6 hours drying all our gear and then we'll sleep. Yeah. I think it's a great plan. Find a hotel, eat a crazy amount of food. Bless. Go to bed. Yep. Pig shop for eating. Oh, there's

more. Oh, is that why Trudia? Are you conflicted? Oh, that's why they're getting it. Bro, it's doesn't restaurant. They're like pig shop to eat. Yeah, that makes so much sense. Cuz I'm like pig shop. And they're like, oh, you're hungry for pig shop. I had to go We tried every combination. It's pronounced Joe. Maybe it depends on where you are. Right [ __ ] there. Yeah. He was like, it's right around the [ __ ] corner. Judian, he went. We're walking around like this. First off, we're looking for just you know to Judian. [ __

] my little butt, dude. Jesus Christ. It was a hotel. There's no way this is a hotel. Like, she got it, dude. Damn it. If it is, she's crazy. She pointed the opposite way. She pointed the entire opposite direction. just pointed the opposite direction. What do you do when they point the opposite direction? Cuz we have to walk by one of the two groups. Yeah, we just have to sit here for like maybe a minute until she stops looking at us and starts going on Candy Crush again. The other guys are going to yell at

us, please. Just a couple of [ __ ] Americans walking around yelling, "Do you?" Yeah, we're going to travel with China. No phones, no maps, no highways. It'll be so fun. We'll get to Wuhan on day two. Be so foreign. What a fine series. It might be too easy, guys. I think it'll be too easy. Guys, what if we sleep too good? This was a reality check. Look at this. I know. We lost all confidence and dinner all in one. Oh, [ __ ] I'm so cold. I feel like there's a pressure on my chest

and then I remember my airbag exploded. You look big, bro. My ribs have been nasty. You're [ __ ] huge, bro. I appreciate that. Let's just go to a [ __ ] store and ask her with that makes sense. We're in a pharmacy. Uh even listening to it back it sounds like the same thing. It sounds like the same thing but eventually they just go oh and then you're like oh okay I thought it like it's a down word. She said that doesn't sound downward. I think it's that's not what she said. It's just not

what she said. I know. But I think she's bad at speaking. She must be new to Chinese. She doesn't know how to speak the language. Big building right there. Oh, I think it's that white that white neon sign up there. It's just right [ __ ] there, dude. Yeah. [ __ ] hand sanitizer. Yeah, I'm glad we found it. How did that happen? It means everything. I guess it means [ __ ] me. Even if we get it right once or twice. Is there a word that means if someone thinks it's something else, we automatically

just change every tone we've ever used. We reset. If somebody says it to us, we try to mimic them forever. And if they have a weird dialect or are saying it like in a way that we said it or whatever, it's like that's how I say forever now. Hand sanitizer, sleep, baby food, [ __ ] firstborn baby, breakfast, favorite child. Le's favorite child. Where are we, Michael? We are at the Till Brightite Hotel in Bayan Province. Whoa. It's a beautiful big hotel. Each one of these rooms for weeks. How do you say two beds? Oh,

yeah. You're leaving a puddle. It's not just water. I made like a hotel. You know why? Why? Why you come here? Beijing. Oh my god, this is so funny. We were like talking to these ladies and they kind of gave up on us and then there was a new group of ladies who came in and one of them spoke English pretty well. She started just using her as a translator for us. It was great. She was very good. She was great. It was just a guest though. It was not at all related to like a

hotel st. You just guess 490. Ah, eagle. Dway 29. 299. Thank you. You're a lifesaver. Thank you. What's your name? Guest. My name is Lef. Leo DFA. Ah, Luther. She just What was that? What What does Luther mean? Does that Does that mean [ __ ] little boy? Little baby boy. She go, "Oh, Ludther. Nice to meet you." Nice to meet you, too. What does it mean? Seamless. LWD seamless interaction. I thought we nailed the [ __ ] like I thought we had this done. because we've done it before. I I'll be able to do

that till the day I die. That is That is something you guys don't even know about. Yeah, Tinking taught us that one. Tinking had like this video of this like conversation. I I don't even know if it was AI or just like a script the lady was reading. She wrote it read it very robotically and awesome. She but she read it in the and we were supposed to translate it back to English and it was like John Rang and she played it like 20 times so many times and I don't even know if it means

anything. So we've just been saying it ranong ting's our teacher Chinese or jong say that all we need to say just walking up the first one you got ranong ranong POV you drove 200 km in pure rain with nothing but the new mogul merch it's actually really bad for rainwater it's not for rain and warm No. Buy it for any other purpose except for rain. Whoa. Oo. Automatic curtains. Big pog. Whoa. Four bottles of water. We're going to grab Why is he not using the camera? Curtains. Cut to the camera. Whoa. Four bottles of water.

We're going to grab our [ __ ] and then dry off. And then four bottles of water. We're going to grab our [ __ ] Okay. I'll just read the sign. Yeah. Okay. It's in [ __ ] Chinese, bro. Read the sign. What do you mean read the sign? Dude, you think we are Chinese? Translate it. Translate this. Do you think they got it? For sure. uh strictly prohibit any sexual relationship with students regardless of whether it is consensual. If discovered, it will be investigated and dealt with seriously. Even severe cases what? That's probably proactive.

Probably nothing happened. Probably nothing crazy happened. That's probably something that exists. It's probably just every hotel. Yeah, probably. Probably just pro like in case they're being thoughtful. Yeah, just in case. There wasn't a huge incident of somebody having sex with a crazy amount of students. We saw so many crazy signs that we just couldn't read, man. It says 14 and under specifically. What? No, man. Wait, do you have the fan fan clip, Chad? Who's got the clip? Who's got the clip? Is that from today? This is from Michael teases Lwig over his Chinese name. This

is from today. Clippy TV. Yeah. What is up, chat? By the way, chat, if you want to upload any clips, that's chill, but if you repost the whole thing, I will [ __ ] nuke you beyond the the world's ability and my whole Chrome crash. Yeah, you fool. And my whole chrome crashed. This is And your stream is crashing as well. And my stream is effing. Okay, so that's interesting. And the Armas crew blew up. And they blew up. What? No. And they blew up. Um, this is very interesting. It is still effed. Oh, but

there I think it's just chrome. Yeah, I do think it's chrome. Oh, we're back. Dubs keys. Yeah, very nice. Too many chrome tabs. You don't have 128 gigs of RAM. I actually don't have enough RAM. Oh, there it is. Minute 34. Hello. Right. Maybe this place has a lot of pedophiles. Okay. Why are you laughing? Because why do they need a sign? Right. Maybe this place has a lot of pedophiles. What the [ __ ] Yeah, dude. That's such a crazy sign. Looking at it, it just looks like a normal like like have four free

waters is what it looks like. I would have thought like make sure to use the fire exit, you know? Please use stairs in case of fire. It's so I wouldn't have thought, hey, don't be a pedophile this hotel. Just in this building, please. Just keep it off premise. That's so [ __ ] nuts. It and then dry off and then figure out food. Little water reveal. Yeah, that's good. That's that good [ __ ] I miss a lot of water. Water. I found out I didn't even do the the soles. There was double the amount

of water. There was double that amount of water. There was four times that amount of water. Yeah. How are those, bro? What? They're fitting good. Forgot about my no driving. They're in his bike, so he has to wear mine. We are clean. We are showered. We feel awesome. Do you look like old baby? It's like old timey like like gramps. My baby real bag. It's free time and we're feeling pair of pants 20 years now. Lazy cuz we've had a [ __ ] day. So we're going to a restaurant in the hotel. But it's a

nice hotel. So I assume it'll be a nice restaurant. Um good one. Okay. Team meeting. I feel like this is like a don't cross thing. All right, let me let me shove a quick ask. Oh, that's still probably the wedding party. I shouldn't ask the wedding party. Hey guys, beautiful thing you got going on here. Maybe it's the fifth floor. Do they dance at Chinese weddings? The only Chinese wedding, you know. Just right to the back. Straight to the back. Kind of crazy. No, that the fifth floor is just dead ass empty. Dude, in retrospect,

the towel's drying. That's probably not the scariest part. Yeah, cuz who was there? Why were they drying them? The other like floors didn't have it. No. Accessible via elevator. No. Okay, cool. Um, three, Three, surely. So, for for reference, we went to the sixth floor first. Uh, and I walked in and I was like, "Sure, fine." And there was a lady at the desk and she was like, "No." And I think it was like a a spa or something. And she was like, "Fourth floor." And then and then we went to the fourth floor and

then that was the wedding one. And then we're like, "Fifth floor." And that's the one you just saw. What do you think that was all about? This is the third floor. Probably a restaurant they're working on. Got it. To to have a building that has that is not being constructed on means Why'd you skip four? Four was the wedding one. Maybe I misreme. One of them was the wedding. So there's like these two red ones. One of them was the wedding and then one of them was the the spa. But neither were food. We went

to both. Yeah. Surely willing. It's not progressing. It's the same. Hey. Um. Okay. Okay. Uh, second floor. Or maybe it's just on the first floor and we missed it. Hey, these exciting floors though. There's no abandoned house. There's no These are all Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Oh my god. That's crazy. They just It's crazy. It is crazy that the elevator buttons are like just totally fine going to those. Yeah, just disable them for sure. There's also no construction equipment at them. So like ostensibly they're just not working on them whatsoever. They'll

be that way forever, you know. Yeah. At least for a long time. Hey, you'll never guess. [ __ ] All right, we'll find a spot. We'll find a spot. Whoa, that guy looks cool. It's just Spider-Man giving up. Oh, you know what? I'm kind of glad we went. That is crazy. That is crazy. Spider-Man lobster. No, it's lobster man. You've misunderstood. Oh my god. Chinese tasting burgers. Should we do it? Should we do burgers? Burger. It was worth I mean, what's it going to look like if a couple Americans eat a burger, bro? Come on.

Got some stairs, too. Let's go somewhere else. Cream, bro. Dude, I'm going to cream this. I didn't even know. Okay. I want a bite. I want a bite. Okay. They creamed everywhere. It's one of the better chicken burgers I've had. Mhm. Oh my god. He's playing Valerant. Valerant. Yeah. On his phone. Wii. He's dead ass in a ball game, right? Mhm. I like You can hear the audio of the game. Yeah. So, this is the um they call it sweet mashed potatoes. And then there's a chicken leg. This is a good [ __ ] chicken

burger. Dude, she is not rocking with you at all. She wants a chicken burger. She wants you shot dead in the street. Give it to her. They're popping off. Now, just to show you the Door Dash culture in China versus America, that whole crew is Door Dash. We looked it up. Like, in China, 25 million, roughly 25 million Chinese people are truck drivers. There's probably like 10 million that are just Door Dash drivers. Dude, I read a crazy stat that was like it was something like there are like there are 5,000 deliveries in China every

like minute or second or I think it was minute. Something like that. It was some It might have been more. I a thousand% believe some crazy crazy number. Uh yeah, dude. They're just everywhere. There are three companies competing with each other. Yeah, Michael looked it up and apparently they're and he guessed this too. They're subsidizing the pay because it's so dirt gross cheap to order. It's like it's like less than a dollar for the Door Dash driver like as the consumer. It's so good. It Sometimes they put such great deals to get you in there

that it's cheaper than going to the restaurant. Yes. And you get it delivered to your ass. That shit's insane to me. Food. watch your Atriarch clip. I Why would I need another white guy's opinion? I went there. I know it. I was there, bro. But yeah, it is crazy uh how it how it works right now. And it can't last this way forever. There's like no universe. It's going to be like Uber or Netflix in America in like two years. That shit's going to suck, dude. There's 56,000 deliveries a minute. Yeah. That's [ __ ]

crazy. It's [ __ ] crazy. That's [ __ ] crazy. That's awesome. Close. Everyone's getting it shipped. We have a lot. We have a lot. America, it's not close cuz America it's like cost prohibitive. Yeah. It's like a luxury to to like you'd save money by going out to the restaurant. It's like a honey. Should we be bad? Yeah. Should we blow part of our check on a Door Dash cuz we don't we're lazy. Yeah. Like a dumb amount. And there it's like ah just get it. Let's be responsible and order out. Let's save time.

I'll make 7 you1 with the time that they're taking to deliver it. It's so crazy, dude. A thousand a second. Yeah. 1,000 people just delivered it. This came in it. They also do uh 15 to 30 minute like the old dominoes. 30 minutes or less or you get your money back. Yeah, it's free if they they're late, which does not happen in America. It's just not. And I couldn't find a place to add a tip either. I found it. Okay. Okay. It's in there. It's weird. You have to click the No. Yeah, it's kind of

hidden. Yeah, you have to on the There's a map of your driver driving and if you click his icon, then you can tip. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. But it doesn't pop up when you're done or something. Yeah. And like the Uber Eats, it's like it's like now time for tip. Tip time. Time for tip time. Tip time. Yeah. She can eat it less messily. Okay. Well, [ __ ] Land in China. The kid behind us is looking at you like you are the dumbest [ __ ] ever. It is funny. Maybe they had gloves, but

maybe they have like a really crazy spicy item. I can't believe this, dude. I would [ __ ] kill my teammate if I knew this was happening. Dude, we can tell you're getting chicken burger right now. I'm at McDonald's. Give me a second. Meal review. Chinese burger. Unbiased on your hunger. Right. We'll go off the best item, just the sandwich, cuz that's what we really wanted. Okay. Yeah, cuz we just got the thing to get it. E R R S 81. I stand by it. You said 91. I stand by it. I think I was

low. I was low here. I think on hindsight it is as good, if not better than Chick-fil-A. Okay. Cuz you were talking all that good [ __ ] in China. You were saying it Chick-fil-A is much better than that. I was being a hater. I think Chick-fil-A is not much better. I think I think it's like eight. It's at high eights. It should be 85 plus. Yeah, this I I I could I could go down to nine. I think 85 to nine. You're in a great range. I think 91's a little bit very I could

be convinced to go to nine. That's very much high to me. It's my favorite chicken burger ever. Dude, the Sichuan, they cooked it. And it wasn't spicy. Like the Sichuan is like a joke. Yeah, it was just like a a flavoring. Okay, let's just play this or that just for people at home. This or Popeye's chicken sandwich? This. This or Chick-fil-A sandwich? This. McDonald's McChick. Can's anything. I like Canes, bro. I don't know where your hate of Canes came. This is better. Well, there's no spice in the Cane stuff. No, you eat it wrong. Yeah,

without spice. Yeah, I eat it from Canes. No, that's what I'm doing wrong. When you get a Canes, you have to You have to go home and you put your own spices on it. No, you get a three-finger combo or a box combo. You swap out your sllo for another toast and you got two toast. Why would you get no? Okay. Okay. Sorry. I'll let you go. You put your chicken in the toast. You dip that into the sauce and then you ask for the They have Louisiana hot sauce at Canes and you pour the

Louisiana hot sauce over your concoction. Big bite. Awesome. Oh, I see. I see. Okay. This chain, they just make the sandwich for you instead of you making it yourself. So, that's actually what a chicken burger is. And they so I don't they'll make a burger and they'll give it to you as the burger instead of you giving getting the constituent components. There's a place in China that makes a burger KFC for you. Wow. Wow. It's good. It is good. It is good. All right. Let's get more food. Oh, this thing looks actually awesome. Bread hole.

That doesn't look good. This is so yummy. All the food we ate right here was really good. Also, this is this is why we got food poisoning. What? Cuz we had this bread and it was really good. And then I think the bread you got looked exactly like this [ __ ] And I think that's why you bought it cuz this was so yummy. Awesome. Okay, translate that one. What the [ __ ] this guy just said? Why go around? Hello. Hello. Dude, I long for the day where I can sit in the middle of

the grove and someone walks by and they go Chinese. Chinese. Look at him. Foreigner. Foreigner. Foreigner. Honey. Look. The foreigner. I've been doing it these last four days. Yeah. This is going back. I just stand outside LAX terminal B. Tom Bradley. There you go. Farter, man. Hey, look at that. Welcome. Where you from? Classic. Classic. Where you? I'm American. You are you going Honquo US? What do you mean? I'm still hungry. We had a nice sandwich. We had chicken leg. Where? Oh, you're going to Iowa. That's cow [ __ ] That's cow [ __ ]

Cow [ __ ] And then we had the mashed potatoes. And then we just had the whole cake. You ate the whole cake. Where's the Where's the rest of it? Uh oh. Ate it all. Oh. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah, let's eat. I mean, they just must get so few. Did you lose weight, by the way? Exactly the same. Wow. Yeah. I think I lost muscle and gained some fat, but that makes sense. Still, what about you? I lost four pounds. Four lbs? Yeah. I I was 174 when I got back. Damn. Yeah. Foreigners.

You want one of these two spots? By the way, I'm trying to bulk again. I'm back on CRE. We're not dares. I want to go up to 190. Oh my god, he's playing too. This one is maybe look like the jacket. I'm trying. That's what I'm trying to get to. Open. I mean, you could. They got like beef poles. Oh, yeah. You can't. This is No. Is it alcoholic? You didn't think this was beef [ __ ] Beef [ __ ] Yeah. I thought this was pretty good. Or sorry, cow [ __ ] I thought

this was a pretty good Oh, you didn't eat any of this, right? No, I had none of this. Right. That's how I stay the same way. Pineapple. Um, [ __ ] How do you say what is this? Uh, oh, they don't show it in the thing. We didn't order pineapple. This nice lady who I think was the mom of the girl running the store gave us a thing of pineapple. Yeah, she came with some pineapple and then I tried to give it back and she's like, "Eat up a pineapple, bro. Phon. Hello. It's funny we

ask questions like that cuz we forget within 4 seconds. Like if you asked me what it was called, Gun in my head before we watch this, I would not know. Back in the hotel now. Fully. Hello. Oh my god. Cute. They were running away from us. That's freaking Kyla. Oh, I'm full as hell. Pretty good. You You haven't had enough to explore that option, I don't think. I don't know. I'm uh How many days have we done this trip? This is day four. Four days sober. So, I feel like it's a long time to like

build up. Get rid of my tolerance. Okay. Not to alarm you. What? You're eating the food from here. Yeah. The guy who was cooking left. How many guys? The guy who was cooking the food back there left. We were there a long time. We were We were 30 minutes at that store. Look back there. Is he there? No, he is not. He left. to do what? I don't know. I don't know. I didn't stop to ask him. I just He's not there. Do you hear cooking happening? I think there's alcohol. Dude, you've barely drank. I

was [ __ ] drunk at worse. It's a 5% brew. It's just not coming, bro. My theory was he was getting that food from a different spot cuz they had closed up for the night or maybe buying some ingredients. Just Door Dashing it. Maybe he's just [ __ ] smoking a sigy and chilling. There's just no one back there cooking. Enjoy this pineapple. It's going to be 40 minutes. He has to door dash it. I know. I thought it would be a kind of a fast thing. Don't. You're going to get drunk. Stop. Stop. You're

Stop drinking. You're getting cut off. [ __ ] alcoholic. The thing is I might have just gaslighted thinking that. No, I'm [ __ ] Cam. Is this alcoholic? No. Look at that. You think that guy was You didn't look at that. That guy's never had a sip of alcohol in his life. That man sips freaking Who is that guy? Don't look right now, but behind you. Ah, famous. Just hand it over to her and say thank you so much. We should have taken that. What did I say? I don't know. In that spot, a really

good du would have worked though. Yeah, I got nothing there. Bong bong dingong. Bong. Byebye. It is raining. Was it good? Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, I didn't have it. It was It was Iod back at the hotel. So, next shot you'll see is in the hotel. Oh, did you film an outro? I was so EP. It was like that. bad though. Not so bad till you see what you can do in Salty now. Wow. Not so bad. All right, I got to piss. Okay, I got to piss. How many more you want to

rip today? I mean, we could go a couple I'm kind of hungry. I have my leftover some [ __ ] I have my leftover food from earlier. I was thinking cuz I don't even have I was thinking, you know what I wanted? What's that? Zofu. Yes. Are you with me on that? That could go crazy. That could go kind of [ __ ] dumb dumb, goofy, stupid. Hehaw. That [ __ ] would be cow [ __ ] I agree exactly with what you said. Actually, at this Chinese spot, it is the best Chinese food I've

ever had in my life. Better than when we went that time we went to we we we hung stutter. Like better than when we were in China. It's really good Chinese food, dude. Let's get that. Let's get that. I've never gotten their DFU, though. Well, it must be good. You can't tell them. You have to gatekeep what it is. I see that sometimes. It's uh it's um Oh, should I get their maple dfu? Yeah. Yeah, this looks [ __ ] good. Deep fried tofu cubes. I'm getting that. Nice. I'm getting that. Oh, tofu with brown

sauce. Do you think they have any? Yeah, they do. It's actually my favorite in Chinese food. It's Yeah, this one right here. Dude, could I get that? This [ __ ] is so Is that Pringles? Fire. Is that Pringles on top of it? on the beef. It does kind of look like a Have you ever ordered it? It came with Pringles. I've never gotten it with Pringles. I But you are now pointing out 100%. Uh I don't know if it comes with rice. I'm ordering rice on the side. Oh yeah, we should call and order

in Chinese. Um, what do I get? Really [ __ ] dude. That sounds really nice. Some should we get some veggies? Sidan, some sauteed. [ __ ] That's not it. Fine. All right. I think this is a [ __ ] W play right here. A drink. I know you're a drink boy. Sometimes you're a boy who loves drink. I do. Call them. I'm not going to call them. I'm not going to call them because I'm going to say delivery and then they're going to say use the app and I'm going to go oh thank you.

All right. Very nice. I have to learn how to say like we did ride motorcycles in China instead of we are instead of Woman woman. It's woman chir. I don't know. Chiru. Yeah, that's it. Nailed it. Is it? Nailed it. All right, I'm going to see if he wants food if you want to read through the comments and I'll be right back. Okay, what day is this? What do we got? You want to go to uh Was that day four, dude? Was that day four? So much happened. Came to YouTube from Billy Billy. Yeah, it's

true. What happened, dude? Billy Billy had a lot of Dam, dude. Three times. Oh, wait. No. Yeah, this is it, dude. Three times is so many times for a motor. D. You don't understand, dude. Each time the the the I explode the vest, I have to send it back into the people and they repack it. I mean, every single time they've not charged me for it because it's always like an accidental discharge. Um, yeah. Trouble. Give me like that's a nut sign. So, did they say does It have the Because I have a feeling that

ChachiBT probably dumbed down what the sign said. Does it truly say uh firing squad? It should be a regular not so cool. They do say firing squad. Oh, I got to get that on a shirt. That's [ __ ] nuts. And it's also like I guess if the people in like the people in the Billy Billy comments are also like this is a crazy sign like it can't be a common sign, you know, like it has to be these. It has to be specifically in this like uh not commonly seen, which I mean I guess

is good. It's a good thing that it's not commonly seen. So funny. Just being debuff or just being near Lwway gives you minus 10 intelligence. At the beginning they split up my Chinese conversation. Yeah. Nah. It's it's just some conversations are just easier than others and some are really really not. Sometimes they'll they'll just throw in like a little extra spice and I'm just not ready like for the the spice that they throw in there. Like we'll have a perfectly good conversation. will be leaving and then they'll be like, "Hey, come back to our restaurant

which is in Eunan province and like come again and and stay here the night." And I just [ __ ] I just Booong that. Uh the white dude's language doesn't get through. Yeah, this guy was on kind of everything. I like the drink that he created. Uh, Billy Billy. It's really fun to see the Billy Billy comments and see a completely through a completely different lens. Also, I'm going to steal Red Bull. I don't know if those are just for show or I can drink them, but I'll take them. Am I hallucinating this or did

someone add something to the back of Lwig's stream like on the shelf that like knocked [ __ ] over periodically? Cuz I had that idea. I don't know if it came to me in a dream, but I want to come here. I want to plant something in the back on the shelf. Did that like happen like to [ __ ] with him, you know? Dude, maybe it was a dream. It's like a tiny remote control servo that you can hit and then it like knocks something over. Okay, if I'm hallucinating it, then that's good that

it didn't happen. Yeah, I'm [ __ ] losing it. Dude, wouldn't that be awesome? It's like a little It's like a little uh I guess it would have like have have to have like a cell carrier plan and then I could so it would be like network attached and it would just have like a little battery and it would go into like low energy mode and then I hit a button at home and I just knock something over in the background. Yeah. Okay. Don't tell him about that cuz this is definitely not the last day

that we can do this. Dude, it was long this year. The videos are so long. I don't know how much. Um Oh, yeah. Just use his Wi-Fi. Yeah, I guess he could do that. Um, dude, the whole series has to be like what? Like how many hours? Like I don't know freaking 20. No, not 20 hours. Many many hours. 10 eight hours. Dude, we're not doing it today. We will not do the whole thing today. Entertainment value maxed out. Showcase local customs and culture video barely has anything conversational. Two have definitely encountered that too, but

you barely see in the videos. Yeah. Yeah, it was cool seeing like it was cool doing it because I have like like I kind of know what Japan is like, right? Like before going to Japan um and like European countries, I like kind of have a vibe of what that country will be. Dude, I had like absolutely zero concept of what like inland China would ever be. Um just because I I don't really really get exposed to it. So, it's cool to go and Just like be there. Cuz I say this, but in my mind

there were like 10 Chinese people in the world before this. I don't know. I'm just not like there are just so many people over there. Um yeah, and it was like weird to see what it was like on the dayto-day. I don't know. Okay. I don't see that many Chinese people in the world. Okay. But now I have and there were a lot and it was cool to see it like because I I what what I'm trying to say is like I usually have a concept of a country before I visit it. This I think

this was the time this was a time where I had absolutely no idea what like the culture would be like because there's a lot of crazy [ __ ] you know, when people talk about China, they're like not usually talking about the dayto-day. 80% of offline TV is Chinese. Yeah, that's like uh six out of the 10. Yeah. Uh what else? Billy Billy comments got for a dictionary in the hospital looking for They must have so many different dialects for what? Yo, hey, what's up? I'm back. A non-alcoholic beer. No, I don't [ __ ]

with that. [ __ ] sick on anything. All right. Billy Billy liked our saying of Judian. Judian. All right, let's go. Yikes. Oh, it's time. Beer review. Tastes like [ __ ] The Lee episode, bro. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's time for the [ __ ] Lee. It's time for Big Dagger. Um, what did I want to show? Oh, I want to see how the auction is doing first. Guys, if you don't know, there's an auction going on. Exclamation point auction. You can donate to charity. It goes to four charities. Um, it's some

Chinese charities that Lee picked out. uh and uh just a save the children charity which helps kids around the world and you can either do an auction item if you're rich as hell and you can auction or excuse me what's it bid up to 50 times whatever you donate so you just log in donate to donate $200 you can bid 10,000 and you can win my bike helmet or my book or a ride with me and Mike go or go to a Dodgers game with me or if you only got like five bucks you can

still enter a raffle to get all the merch the Viscanti pen Michael's boots uh sign shell and temple shirt, a real copper magnet, or a trip to China. That's I think $10. Anyway, it's ra $17,000. Shout out. And this might be fake and a scam because I think this is the same person who bid 5,000 on every item or they're just really excited about getting all four. They might want it. It's Bussybo. Imagine you woke up in a random ass city in time for day five. Uh, and I ordered food. It'll be here at the

end of the episode. Hell yeah. Imagine you woke up in a random ass city in China and then a bunch of Chinese people came up to you like a damned zoo animal and they were poking at you cuz you're driving a motorcycle and you convince them. For us, we don't have to imagine. It just happens every morning. They love the whites. What did I tell you? I love the white hair. Okay. Can I Michael? I don't think it's this one. It's this. Yeah. Yeah. But you're you're holding it like it's an ancient Chinese script. I

think I think it's this way. Yeah. No, it's like sedoku. It's like down. Like what? Goes like in I don't think it's a word. That's a What do you mean? It can't be. Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Like that. I don't think so. Oh, [ __ ] Welcome back to Tip to Tip. All right. We are back, baby. Let's go. Let's [ __ ] go. Where's the 207? I miss her already. This is it, Michael. We're on the 207. All right. Yeah, cuz we got off and then we uh finagled in the town and then came

back to her. This It should be as free of a day as possible. And I think the weather's going to stay this way forever. It's a nice day. I love the I love when the weather stays the same forever. It's not too cold. It's not raining. I heard it'll never go bad again for the rest of our trip. Just interstitial cuts of us in pouring rain. That would be really funny in theory. In theory, that'd be what? That's the theory of it. Uh, what elevation do you think we're at? Cuz we climbed a lot yesterday.

I think we're high up, bro. I won't lie. I mean, we went down for seven more days. Yeah, we're 1600 me. 5,000 ft up. So, is all of China just like the whole middle bit is just just one huge plateau? It's a big It's a It's a It's an aid step. It's a moist step. It's not not there arid. That's a good point. Not very errid there for a bit, but like that initial upies we did, I don't think we ever came back down from Absolutely not. Yeah, I feel like mammoth. Yeah, yesterday I was

having a hard time getting a breath when we got to this top. You make the pin comment. Tell if it's cuz it was high up or because we were tired or because my airbag vest had There might be a fourth reason in there. Michael, what is that? You see, Lily had a zin once and now Michael smokes cigarettes every day. She did eat his I didn't even include that cuz they brought it up so many times. They probably had to cut a lot of them out. Just like a daily couple couple pack. Just a couple

pack. How could that affect my lungs? Just a daily couple. No, I think it's cuz we were cold. Small concern. Uh like my gloves are sping wet, dude. Yeah, you must be really cold right now. Oh my god. Yeah. All night we were trying to use the hair dryer to heat our [ __ ] and I think I like fried the haird dryer. overheated it. Oh yeah, cuz I put it in the glove and I was just blasting it and then it just stopped and I couldn't turn it on for like 30 minutes or something.

I think it just I don't remember it cuz you grabbed someone else's haird dryer. You grabbed another hairdryer. Yeah, I asked like Dan I was like I need your hair dryer and then I nuked that one too. I was just going through hair dryers. I'm sure it's like some safety stop or something. Yeah, but [ __ ] It cannot be getting better. I'm in my final form. That's the issue. Like I don't have any warmer gear than this. I I think this is the coldest day. I mean yesterday was probably the coldest day. This will

be the second coldest day and then it'll warm up as we get north to Beijing. And sorry you're saying wait. You think it's going to warm up as we go north to Beijing? Yeah. Historically. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. I buy it. Uh well, we found the city from the guy there's a city apparently 300 km north called Champai which I think is our today's goal cuz 300 km we just forget it right after they say it and then we're left with just illeible [ __ ] It really is just like what's your name? Michael

and then it's like 5 seconds later what was that guy's name? It's so bad. Everything's out the window. It always feels like we should get like more hours of driving. It feels like the days go by so fast. Yeah, dude. That's the [ __ ] tip to tip curse is you're like, "What day is are we on?" It's always It's always a different number than you think. Yeah, it always is. Dude, I got bags on my feet just like last year. You got bags on your feet? Yep. Dude, what happened last year? I I don't

know. We were so [ __ ] in Hokkaido and then both of us just completely forgot how bad it was and then didn't buy any like super I mean you got waterproof boots which is awesome. You had no nicer gloves. You had no nicer [ __ ] the waterproof jacket. Us being [ __ ] idiots. Yeah, dumb ass. What's up? Uh yeah, it's because time goes by and you know I literally looked up I was like a lot of China this time of year and [ __ ] [ __ ] GB was like no China

is very errant. It does not rain this time of year. [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. I actually think I've seen the last two years of my life. Anyway, we're going to ride until we get some food killed. Um In game in game the game of life the game of life. What? So we were coming down the 207 just looking for a place to eat. A little santing. Maybe a bathroom and and then it just [ __ ] ends. You see where that kid's walking? Yeah. I think it's over there, but I don't know.

Oh, I don't you hear that too, right? Hey, what that is good? That is good. Molotov at his house today. Chief that can. Is that true? Wait, whose house? Sam Oldman. Is that true? [ __ ] dude. That's why you're late. Well, you know that we were here. That's right. Very classic. Aranchi. Byebye. Shout out to that homie. This is seven. He was like, "That's chill." I didn't even say aringi. I said aranchi. And he was like, what did he say? And then he said, "You can drive down this road." Oh. He was like, "Yeah,

this road can be drivable." He did not say the 207's down this way. Cuz I didn't say the 207. That's what I figured happened, bro. Is that what he said? I thought he was just I think he said it can go to the 207. Oh, I think we said cuz we definitely got 207 across and then he went like without a shadow of a doubt, we got 207 across. That part's Bible. It can go. That's good. Yeah. I mean, I mean, he's going all right. Uh, well, come see what the 207 looks like. But if

it weren't for him, isn't it the 207? I still don't know. This I don't think it could have been. We know it gets there. Come on. What do you mean, dude? It took so long though to get there. Remember? Yeah, I think. How does it just end? It's like four lanes. It's like a four lane road terminates to this. Okay. Well, just keep just keep powering through. Just keep going, I guess. [ __ ] You say 207 and not 207. I think that's normal. At least it's normal in America, right? You say 405 freeway, not

405 freeway. I'm I'm driving on the 10 to go to Disney. Yeah, right. Yeah. Is it like blinker food? Blinker moment. Ah, the start of the flower. Yeah. Is it like such a beautiful flower? They love this flower. What could it be called? What could it be called? They love the flower. They love it. So that's why they grow so much of it. Okay, this is an interesting pickle, brother. I don't know where we are. Yep. That's the Arling Chi. Arling right here. Right. You got to go under the bridge. That's a good one anymore.

Okay. Whoa. Wait. What the um perfect for the left turn. Thank god I had it on. Okay. It's kind of bending north kind of. Yeah. Still turning left at some point. We may have just lost you're singing country road. Do it. The love of country. Oh man. Isn't that crazy? The love of our lives though. How did we do that? How do we keep letting her slip through our We got owed a level foreshadowing. There's no way. There's no way it's the 207, right? There's no way. Yeah. I feel you coming. I've never in a

million years. We must have just lost her. Well, we're going north. I I guess we just [ __ ] keep driving. No, nothing much else. Forgot about this giant [ __ ] city. Absolutely. They all think a little bit of gas in me. Hey, Guo. Jo. Hey, dog. So, in Japan on the last tip of the tip, you might remember like the comb beanies. We'd stop there for food basically every day. And China is kind of more similar to the states where a gas station will have a convenience store attached. The only downside is the

selection kind of like the states is a lot worse. So take a look what we have here to eat. Yeah, this is pretty much all the food right here. What is this? A wonderful selection of rice though. Byebye. All right, let's try this out. It looks just like a fermented egg. Yeah. I don't know what flavor it is, but egg's a good breakfast. Let's try it out. I didn't see that. Yeah. So, the egg was good. I dropped it on the ground. I dropped on the [ __ ] ground. We have these things. They're awesome.

Rice Krispie treats. This has like a hint of caramel in it. These are the best ones. We're out. I think we're good. By the way, I think this is a Is this a knockoff? Sopek. It looks like it, right? S. There's in there for a bit. Looks like Sciop. Maybe it is real poop. Stretched in. Okay. Stretch all the way. I think it's real. Yeah, I think it's real. Hungry for actual lunch. 5 minutes. Who knows what this road is to be honest? That's what I want to find out. Okay. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Oh, on a

map right now. I so curious. We lost the 237. We're now on the S217. So, uh, rest in peace to the 207. Hopefully, we find her again. Okay, I'm put it on the [ __ ] screen, bro. Damn, we lost her crazy. The second we left the hotel. Yeah, we lost her crazy fast. Damn. We must have just been excited to get going and weren't thinking. When did she leave us? I'd like to I'd like to imagine we didn't lose her. We were with her till the end of her days. Um, okay. Well, hopefully we

uh find a sunting to eat at. It's a slight deviation from what we were going to do without the assistance of another cuz we were going to go down the red road. Cam, show which direction the red road's going down because we are going down the S236 barreling down it. Uh because a random Chinese guy on a rickshaw said to All right, then the S236 is our new menu. [ __ ] the 207. Okay, this kid's throwing [ __ ] rocks. Oh my god, I remember that. The rock throwing kid of Guangjo. Just a kid

chucking rocks at into oncoming cars. There was like a pile of rocks on the road. Yeah, it was so cool. Just a fun little hobby that causes deaths and fatalities. Killed by small child and then they write pathetic underneath. Wait, what? What the [ __ ] Oh, they're just burning fire. Okay, that's fine. Oh, that restaurant seems popping. Should we go there? It looks like a birthday party. It's got like a bouncy house. Not a cool lunch. It doesn't look like a funeral at all. It looks so awesome, dude. It looks so fun and vibrant

on the side of the road. It's like the most popping part of town. They're burning [ __ ] trash there. They have a huge blow up tent to get in. That was Chinese. Uh, and I'm hungry, bro. I actually I didn't real Yeah, if I'm like a Chinese guy and I see this online, let me see if I can find on Billy Billy, dude. I'm like, there was a clip somewhere who sent it to me. These stupid idiots thought it would be a good time at our blowup castle and and where we're playing fun card

games and eating food. Someone sent me a clip of like a Chinese drama YouTuber talking about this, but I can't remember who did it. Burning trash. It was in a dumpster, man. How could we have known? How could we have known? Simply how could we have known it was you just said unfortunate but such a fortunate thing as well. Um no I can't find it realize how hungry was I got hunger shivers so I got to eat. I got to eat. And this place looks awesome. It does. It looks so cool. It looks awesome. Uh

okay. I'll just go ask. Evening. Okay. Oh, 5:00. 5:00. Okay. What time is it now? That's like 2 and 1 half hours. Byebye. Unfortunately, we cannot wait 3 hours. Yeah, we're too early. Oh, Los Angeles. America. America. Beijing. Beijing. We cut it out. But right around here, we were filming the cooks at what we thought at the time was a restaurant. And then someone came up and got like really mad and he's kind of in our face and he's like, "You can't film this. Can't film the cooking." And that's why Lee initially came over because

he was the one diffusing the situation. Yeah. He was so politically good about he was great. He was the diplomat who was like who was like, "Don't film this right here. You can film everything else. That's fine." And then he asked us that question. He was a great He knew exactly what was going on that we were just idiots stumbling around. And I'm mad. It makes sense why the guy got mad. 100%. 100. I'd be pissed. I I'd be mad. And it was one of the guys wearing white, which I've since found out. Do you

know what the white is? No. A family member of the deceased. God damn. [ __ ] It just looks such like a fun gathering, man. Yeah. No, no one looks sad. Also, no one looked sad. Everyone was, you know, celebrating the world, you know, and I think I think that's the ch it's a cultural difference. It's a cultural difference. You know, in America, it's a somber time. Okay. This is this is very happy funeral. It's a it's a good time, dude. You know what happened? Lily, when I I had a call I called Lily at

one point after this when it came out. She was like, "You were at a you know, you were at a funeral." And I was like, "Oh, no. That must have been a mistransation. He's Lee said that we were at a gathering. She's not doing so good." But Lee was trying to soften the blow on us and not bring our vibes down because that's just the kind of guy that he is. He was being a real sweetie, handling it great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, here's one of the examples. This might be the wildest misunderstanding ever. An

American YouTuber named The Lwig got lost in a village in China. He saw red lanterns everywhere and thought, "Oh, this must be a restaurant." So, he walked up and asked, "Can we eat here?" But it was actually a funeral, but a celebration of long life for a 104 year old woman. And somehow the host not only didn't mind, but showed them around, invited them home, and give them food and water to take away. The craziest part, Lwig still thought it was a celebration, dude. What? Dude, military. Okay. Hey, and it crashed. And your stream's gone,

dude. And it was a view. I didn't know. It's It's hard to know. It's funny because for days after we would see like little uh you know the blowup things and we would think to ourselves like oh my god someone must be dying soon. Like ah we can't go to those. They're getting sick. We didn't we never clocked it as a funeral. Thank you for the 20th of Raspberry Cake Pop. No, I would never know. Yeah, it is very different from a US funeral. Beijing. Beijing. Beijing. 200 kilometers. Okay, that's where we're going. What's the

name? How do you say Mingu? Changa. Cha. Cha. Okay. Okay. And what's this one? That's where we came from. You want some? I'm just handing out my eyes. There you go, bro. Give him some sigies. And now the day is good, bro. He's got a sing. You live here? This is your I don't know where I learned that from. the sigs. Yeah, the handing the sigs over. I think it just happened to you and you're like, "Yeah, I better do it." I just knew. Yeah, I guess that may be it. I just I I think

someone warned me that like everyone's going to give you cigarettes and I was like, "Oh, I got to start giving people cigarettes back then." This is my horse. Neither did you. Oh, okay. You speak English. Good. Uh, business. Oh my god. Phone number unlocked. Got it. Okay. Chinese. It's funny cuz I had to write it down thinking we would never see him again. All right. So, we're a third of the way through the distance we wanted to travel today, which is really good. Yeah. I do need food, though. I would love some food. I can

run another Rice Krispies. The thing is, you have to, but at a certain point, I I need real sustenance. Yeah, it it each one hurts. It's a reup and it it's not as good as it is. So hungry. I only got small pots. I need a big pot. Maybe he was plotting our guy. Sean. Oh, you'll show us you. Okay. Okay. Let's go. All right. Well, our reach friend showing us around his place. He also has a sick sport bike, dude. Yeah. This guy is the richest dude in town for sure. 100%. He drives like

he [ __ ] runs this place. Yeah. Just the [ __ ] new biker gang. He's in third gear gang, bro. Yeah. Yeah. We're spreading it. Spread it all. Were you scared when he brought you to the remote place? Not even a little bit. Nah, he's just a nice guy. Yeah. I think I also just trust people inherently when they have a motorcycle. Yeah. It means they're cool and they mean no harm. Mhm. All over China. Damn. What a [ __ ] bike. We're with the mayor. Oh my god. Oh my god. He doesn't give

a [ __ ] We're with the mayor. We're with the mayor. We're with the mayor. We're with the mayor. Please. No honking. Oh, we would have never found this. Oh, he's gone. And he's ripping. He's bringing us to a damn lookout. It's a cool lookout. It is a cool ass. A thousand years would we have found it. No. He could have given me infinite diamond. Kick sand down. All right, we off. Damn. A monument to the heroes. Monument to the hero. Look at that. Can't play There Goes My Hero by the Foo Fighters. There goes

my heroes. A balloon here. A bone here. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Okay, Cam, you're fired. My village. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We can't go to here. Okay, let's go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. It's like peak. We're playing IRL peak. Oh my god. You be careful. How? There's a like a latch, like a place to hold. Okay. God, I want a drink here. This is where cigarettes are awesome, bro. Dude, he's the [ __ ] mayor of this place. They must have cut the whole bridge thing that we filmed that cuz

there was no audio, I guess. That makes so much sense cuz that was before this, right? 100 That was like day two, I think. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. That's so funny. Yeah, we found something very similar to this with a wall. Yeah, they do this thing in China where there's an abandoned building and they'll block off the access. And this one's done with like this, you know, steel wall. But we went to a different location because it had this beautiful lookout over probably the Yangzi. Looked like the Yangzi to me. And so we brought like our

nice camera and it was like a brick wall with glass shards on top. Dude. Yeah, it was crazy. It was a brick wall and like like really just broken glass like embedded in the concrete on top of it so that people don't climb it. But there was a spot where presumably some hooligans had just broken the glass with a rock and climbed up it. And so yeah, Michael goes in and I follow him and we set up like this beautiful shot. We were both terrified to be on the building because we had this idea that

structurally it was going to [ __ ] collapse at any moment and uh and did like a shot talking about, you know, whatever [ __ ] like where we were going to go or whatever. Nothing's in the whole time I wasn't rolling on audio. Pretty cool. So we the whole thing got cut cuz we're Yeah, that was like day two or some [ __ ] It looked awesome though. Yeah. Um we'll get it in the Schneider cut or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe the Schneider cut where you run through and you're getting mauled. Yeah. Then we'll

have more time to rotoscope. Damn. Whoa. That's cool. Look at that. Oh. Pretty. Yeah. Damn. For real, dude. It was like the equivalent of McDonald's factory. Brick factory. brick factory slabs. Slabs talk about someone's got to make them. We're going to make a slab. Oh my gosh. These are sigies. Yeah, those are No, thank you. No thank you. No smoke. Smart smoke. You are the first to my village for Oh, first for the first wag. First wag. Whoa. No wag before us. We are this a very small village. Dude, I'm way higher than five. It

is bars four times as much. Yeah. Five that made it in. It's nice. Your favorite uh favorite rice of China. your your favorite spicy. We stand here a moment and we go to my house drinking a coffee. Okay. Uh I cook some my family food. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. I'll resist a little bit and I'll push back. I'll say no. No, no. I say, "No, I can't." I'll say, "Gosh." Yeah. Zero. Yeah. Now, let's go. Okay. Let's go. Okay. Oh, what's what's Let's go. Let's go in Jongu. How to say let's go. Woman's forgot. All

right. We are going to this dude's house. He's going to make us coffee and food. I was thought it was something similar, But I kept saying Freaking go and your [ __ ] is sliced off. Oh my god. This is the dream, bro. We We've been waiting to eat at a dude's house. This is your dream. We [ __ ] I [ __ ] accomplished one of the goals. This is the one. Wait, he lives in a hotring. Here's the monument. Monument to the heroes. All right, let's see how this works. It's like a World

War II monument. Wait, this is sick. Okay. He just [ __ ] ran. Yeah, he ran down the whole thing. He just like I was so scared cuz I had my airbag vest on. Oh yeah. I'm mostly scared of my airbag vest popping on a fall, dude. Same brain. That guy [ __ ] everything I'm thinking together. Let's go. Let's together go. And I guess go Oh, very nice. Yeah, it's a nice house. [ __ ] Damn. This guy guy lives in mansion. This guy's rich. He's the richest guy in town. Easily. Surely. Oh, we're

in my friend Lee's house. We're in Lee's house. It's [ __ ] gorgeous, bro. Look at this chandelier. I didn't either. the flat screen. Like that's the nicest TV I've seen in China. He stunts on this whole town every day. He has TVs lying around. That's what he was saying. Hotter, we're dumb. But like kind of killing it cuz it I feel like he knew. Yeah, it lined up. Yeah. Yeah. These are the best grapes I've ever grab. These grapes were so randomly [ __ ] delicious. They look tiny and shitty, but they taste like

a lchi snack each one of them. Beautiful litechi snack. Oh, yummy. Cheers. To our tongues. Very good. Uh, neither live here. M my mother, my father, and me and my daughter. You over here picking [ __ ] toys. Big family. Meal. Meal next. Mewell. Megall next. Come. Come to me. Okay. Oh yeah. He was showing us his duian and he had a bunch of like travel videos. Goes everywhere. And he goes everywhere and he takes like some pretty ass videos. He's got a drone he sends up no matter where he goes. Yeah. And it's always

like beautiful song, beautiful shots. We we we cook for you. Uh how old are you? We can't cook for him. I could do scrambled eggs. I could because the one thing that kind of horribly is a fried egg. I could do He likes spicy food. I could just throw Sriracha on some rice. Yeah, we could do beef burger. Oh, I can make a hamburger. We do beef burger, right? I can reverse sear a steak for him and we just throw, I don't know, fish peppercorns on it. That's actually sounds great. Here's the deal. I'm not

I'm just taking him straight to [ __ ] In-N-Out. I bet he he would love it. I think he'd love it. Surely. Yeah. Yeah. He's spicy enough. Have Cutie cook for him. Yeah, that might be the play. Uh 20 20 20 20 20 22. 22. No, I was like, bro, you are not 22. 42 42 42 42 I was like, "Damn, we had kids and shit." I'm like, I'm like crazy. How can you be 22 with a kid that's I think 16. It's math you don't want to do. Oh, no. This is my hi. Hello.

Nice to meet you. Uh, dude, I was so close to breaking here. It was It would have been a good time to break, but if we uh not uh timewise for the day. Yeah, I hadn't drank in like eight and a half months at this point. And I said, I think I told you before, I was like, the only way I break is if a Chinese man invites me into his home, cooks for me, and offers me to drink. Yeah, it was this exact thing. And that's exactly the interaction I somehow ended up in. But

it was at 11:00 a.m. I think it was really early. It was like at the latest one or two. So, it's like we still had to and we'd only gone maybe 100 kilometers. So I was like say I did say I would break [ __ ] keep doing this [ __ ] if somebody offered me alcohol in their house from a Chinese man but we have to drive motorcycle I I just the moment he said it I thought the red box was in the opposite way lane drum if if this was 200 here being picked

but we only got 100 pounders so we have to after this awesome dinner right crush at least Another 100. Hopefully more. Hopefully not. What time is it? We both do the same [ __ ] thing. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you got me. What is your favorite place in China? Yunani. Dude, I want to go to Yunan, bro. Right. A lot of people said it was nice. Everyone's talking about how Yunan's crazy. Lee said, "Next time I go to China, next time we go to China," he's like, "You got to come to Eunan. I'm

hopping on my bike." And then he said, "Don't bring your crew. I'm all you need." I was like, "I hear you." I was like, "Le, I need the crew." I was like, "Unfortunately, Lee, I do need the crew. I appreciate this. You're just not going to edit it." Uh, no. Sing Chinese songs. Not the words. No, I know. Um, music. Your favorite uh likes almost West Virginia. Yeah, country roads. Country roads. Dude, look at the food. Dude, this was fun. Cholesterol wasn't 262. I would have ate every bit of fat off that plate. Dude, as

long as there's white rice and food, it's so good. White rice is a savior here. If there's no white rice, it's a crazy It's like insane how much the score drops. If they got no rice, Yeah. you're getting 1.5 points docked off, especially Especially for like, you know, like a fatty thing. Yeah. It's impossible to eat it. Yeah. Um All right. Well, we're going to dig in in a bit here. That's better than it looks. Chefing it up crazy. Oh, it looks money. I guess it's rice, but it looks money. It always looks money. It

always looks money. You love rice more than anyone I know. Yeah. Oh, nice. These are the nicest chopsticks I've ever used. Oh [ __ ] I'm going to give you some of these. Be honest. Did Did his baba go crazy? Oh, it's so good. [ __ ] Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Honest. That's cool, dude. I'm I am so [ __ ] hungry, dude. I'm like watering at the mouth. I I'm living reliving the moment. Sal baby what you want to eat here? My brother. Your brother. My brother Lee. Lee brother. I'll come clean. I'm usually

not a pork belly fan. Yeah, cuz it's like it's hard to eat more than like five pieces before it's like [ __ ] Yeah. Yeah. This one's fire. The char on it is crazy. Oh, it's so good. And that's just egg. It's sweet. It's like a like a brown sugar glaze type of thing. Do the clap review. Whoa. Rotocopes. All right, boys and girls. Meal review. Lee's dad's home cooking. I remember we rated it a tie on that. If you find yourself in this town, if you find yourself at Lee's house, yes, you would expect

a Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. E son 92. I mean, that's there. That's money. That's money. Is that our highest rating of the trip? I think that might be our highest collective rating ever. I think. Yeah, because it's higher than the eel. I think eel was 91. 92. Eel should have been 92. Eel should have been 9 two to nine. Yeah, it should be high. That's money. That's money. That's money. And the circumstances. Yeah. I mean, you can't ignore them. You can't You have to talk about it. One of our high 94. That

was good. The one on the Donkeyote. You're just saying words. The Donkeyote Street. Donkey Dy. Doxyote. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That was pretty good. It deserves every every number. Her panheres. Shout out Leo. I'll remember you forever. I'll miss you on WeChat when I when this comes out. Oh yeah. Carrots. Those are yummy, too. Invincible versus cooking was good. So that big festival we saw [ __ ] It happens every day. It's been happening every day for a month because the guy who lives there, his grandma turned 104 and it's like a celebration of her life.

I think she's not doing well. Good one. And so they're there every day. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner eating which is cool. I like American car. Oh yeah. Yeah. Well, what's your car? Whoops. It was not that. It was actually a bit different than that. Just a very little bit. It was It was just not the situation unfortunately. We bought it really fast though. Bought it. Bought it for life. Let's go see. I bought it 10 years. 10 years. That's a beautiful You take great care of it. Need the moto. This is cool. I asked him

to write a note and then his grandpa showed up and his brother got the whole fam out here. The whole leaf fam, bro. Okay. Cheese. Yep. Oh yeah. That's good. That's tough. That's tough. Hey, brother. This was the best. This is the best. I wish it wasn't like 60 mi from where we came. Yeah. So we could chill here. Oh [ __ ] He's the nicest man alive. So nice. You are very nice. Very nice. It's crazy. The funeral's been going on for a month. Yeah. Like when when do you call it? Like that must

be a kind of a weird thing to be like, when are we Yeah. When are people just not feeling it anymore, right? When are people like, "Guys, it's a little too much. She's 104." I'm not saying it shouldn't deserve it. I'm just saying like it it's probably not going to go on for 10 years. Yeah. Like what is the point? What is the point? You stop 40 days. Where is the point? I feel like 30 days is a reasonable point. 40 days. Okay. 40. Some Moses [ __ ] you know. Ah, thank you, Lee. Any

problems, we hit you up. All right. Byebye. Bye-bye. Oh my god. Oh, that's the nicest dude. [ __ ] Why can't we just stay here, bro? I know. I don't even remember what happened to stay after this. Bad [ __ ] Was it really? It gets horrible. Oh, he gave us so much. He gave us everything he had. We asked for food and Lee gave us food. We asked for company and Lee gave us company. We asked for coffee and Lee gave us coffee. He offered us He offered us more, too. He gave us everything

and he said he said, "Take more. Sleep here. More to give." God, Lee was [ __ ] awesome, bro. He was the best guy. Food's here. I'm going to go get it. Still sleep here. And we said we said, "Lee, we can't take anymore after this. We cannot." Yeah, I can't. Mine was like hospitality. That is not at all how I thought today would be. Like I don't remember the rest of the day. No, I thought we'd be freaking honestly kind of rained on. I thought it was going to rain. We were going to be

sad and it was going to be like a Hocado day where we end up [ __ ] 200 km north miserable and wet and so this sun came out and we made a friend. It was the happiest, nicest day so far. My heart is so full. Oh man. Back to the [ __ ] road. Back to the road. The big town that we know of is 200 km away, which I don't know if we can make anymore. I mean, we could drive into the night. I'm down. Honestly, I'm down to drive into the night. I

feel like um we don't really need to. Like you said, my heart is so full. I'm full for today. I think our goal should just be to crush 200 km into the night. I'm so down. Let's twist as hard as we've ever twisted it and just twist the [ __ ] throttle and listen to [ __ ] walking music. Let's go 200 miles or die. Let's die. It's die. Lee reading the local paper. Two foreigners, the first two to ever visit town. How often? I just paid. You would just straight up. Small update. Uh 18

or like in your lane. And apparently they're trying to pass. But it happened a lot. Right here. Uh we will get in trouble. So we have to decide where we want to go. And we just saw a glimpse of an old lover, the 207. So, we're leaving the S236, which did bring us Lee in many good times. Into the 236, we go into the 207 we go. I don't know if I can remember because Lee's kindness just out all the bad things or because the I think I didn't gave me brain damage and I forgot

the first trip. I shade in a big toilet. So, we're going back to the 207 and hopefully that road's chill and we don't get another boss call. Um, but yeah, there's two two things we can We can't go on highways. Also, certain cities and this is one of them cities. Usually big cities, but I guess some cities can just be like [ __ ] motorcycles. May maybe it is a huge city. I don't know. Yeah, it could be in progress. Honestly, they don't look huge. No, it looks like every other [ __ ] city we

drive through every 5 minutes. True. Uh, all right. 207 montage incoming. We'll see you guys there. So, this is where we are. And we don't know how to escape the city. We were like feeling so good after Le. We're going to drive 200 km. Ended up in a city that I don't even know if we're allowed to be in. A and B, I don't know how to [ __ ] leave. We just kept pushing. Usually when we keep pushing, we just why go run and smash our way out of the situation. But yeah, this time

somehow I don't know how in the middle of the like it's a dense city. There's farmland. I don't I don't know how that happened. This road leads to nothing but ruin. You think going down this road won't work? Yeah, [ __ ] it. These bikes are made for that. Huh? This does not This does not have a bra. There's a car. There's a [ __ ] car. Huh? Wait, is that is it a dirt hill? I do see that dirt hill to the left. I'm hoping there's something to the right. Jesus. You ever done a

hill climb? Nope. Oh, what's in it tail? Uh, mostly entry speed is the most important part. Got to get some good revs going for sure. Okay. If it's dirt, I don't even know if it's possible honestly. Yeah, I don't think so cuz I think the cars must have just come down and then be driving back, right? No, we just have to turn around. That is actually the end of the road. Okay, well uh speedun sequence over here just back through. You're going to see it basically everyone's backyard. My hope that this gets us out of

the city is ours. I I feel better about it cuz people are in front of us going the same direction like weird. We went from like large road to small road. I like listen to that road to nothing. There's no way. 207. We found it again. Okay. Crazy. I can't believe we found the toza. That's so insane. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's just how you have to do the two. You know that this is probably the exact route that old man had in mind when he said, "Yeah, this connects to the 207." Yeah. You have

to go through my boy Lee's town. You have to eat with him for a while. All right. Back on the 207. Let's hope that it's not north. It's fine. We can backtrack pretty easily. It's [ __ ] north. It's north. It's [ __ ] north, dude. That's crazy. Baby girl, I Baby girl, you got to take me back. Take us back. Oh, you got to take it. You know, he's no good for you. He's no good for you. [ __ ] these cars. These trucks, they hurt you. All right. 207 for 20 of the night.

I want to either get it on my ankle or skip on the small of my neck. Let's skip a night. Skip a night of sleep. They call that the camst. Yeah, he loves it. I want to do that [ __ ] Wait, did that say hot springs tourist? Okay. Okay. It's a non nonfun tourist resort. And there was a picture of a dude in like a like a bath. Please be a beautiful, majestic resort with hot dinner ready to serve. Oh yes. Oh my god. Holy crap. Yeah. Please give me brain damage. I was thinking

about the water how it would feel on my body. So yeah, this isn't a [ __ ] hotel. We thought it was an awesome hotel. It's not. This is not a hotel. Look at this. Go down. That's what that guy said. He said, "Um, the audio wasn't rolling, but he said, "You stay white bastard monster." There was a there was a there was a pian. It was a guy who was staying there. Like he was at the restaurant part of this place and he looked us in our eyes and he like kind of laughed when

we said, "Is this a hotel?" He was like, "No, this is not." English, bro. Dude, resort meant resort in [ __ ] Gushon, and we missed that, too. We didn't film him, but he was he was a huge P. Well, next year, Michael. Yep. Neo, do you have hotel It's not a It is a hotel. Judian. Wait, what? Yes. Hotel. Yeah, look at this hotel. How else would we have slept there in in a in a very hot room that's full of cigarettes? For two. Did that guy [ __ ] lie? Slept for two? Of

course. But did she say follow me or wait here? I think she had No, no, it's not a school. This is a hotel with F with a German mount bust and a restaurant attached to it. It's not a school. That doesn't make any sense cuz it had Yeah, it does. What do you mean? What are you [ __ ] talking? What are you talking further up? What are you talking worse? I think you have. Now you're smoking a cigarette, dude. I want to Is this turf on? This is some healthy turf on. It's for Yeah,

a meal review. Dude, this looks What is this? That's awesome. Thank you. Oh, yeah. Sorry. I took a minute to [ __ ] get it in bowls and Yeah. Okay. Okay. You're not going to [ __ ] believe this. What? You do you remember this place? Yeah. This this place? Yeah. Look at this. Uh yeah, the hotel the Well, the restaurant that we thought and the guy lied or the resort. The resort. This resort, right? It was like a Hong Kong restart. You know what? You know what they're saying? You know what chat's saying to

us? We're We're here. They're saying it's a middle school. Yeah, it does. I think they're lying to us, but chat keeps saying that it's a middle school. It that doesn't make sense. There's no way it's a middle school. It doesn't make sense. It's a hotel room. It was It was literally a three star resort. It said it. It just doesn't make sense. Hold up. Have some. Whoa. This is just some fun hunt. M. Okay, I'm going to steal that. [ __ ] that is good. It's like a little deep fried tofu. Yummy. Mhm. It feels

like I'm back at this hotel. Mhm. Why you're telling me my raw intuition found a middle school's little hangout spot? That doesn't make s cuz there's also like everyone's eating, right? Yeah. There's like a hundred families there eating and smoking. Like maybe they do like summer camps. I buy that. I totally buy that they do summer camps, but this place is not year round summer camp. That doesn't make It just doesn't make sense. This is some huner fun. I'm telling you, it's the best Chinese food in LA. It's probably the best I ever had in

my life. Yeah. Hey, you got to get keep this. Someone sent me a flip. Maybe it's Maybe if we watch on that just doesn't make sense. Watch Enu's video. I can't watch I'm saying send me the clip. I'm not trying to watch a whole ass video. Send me that clip. White bastard monster. There's some very wealthy people here. You see uh here. We'll do the voice over right now. BMW and a Audi park in the back. Yeah. Real hotel. Real hotel. By the way, why would it say resort? Because they don't know. It doesn't say

on the signs. It doesn't say Okay. This is a private middle school. Okay. On this sign, it says it's a private middle school. H plus all the nice German cars we see in the background. This this town must be quite wealthy. And you might be wondering how did the village people of China get so rich. So about 15 20 years ago, China really wanted to develop beyond the cities because the cities are getting so dense. Uh but the lands that are outside of the city, so in these villages, the villagers own the land, right? So,

China, the government actually spent massive amounts of money to buy the lands back from the villagers. Neo, do you have hotel Look, I'm not saying that middle schoolers don't do camp there, but every single one of these rooms was 12 people smoking cigarettes, and none of them Were middle school. Yeah, they were all families and none of those families walked up going, "Oh, I guess we're at a middle school now." You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It just doesn't make sense. And we walked by We walked by another one of the rooms.

You remember that? No. We walked by the rooms. There was like five of them. Yeah. And that room did not have middle schools in it. It was a parent weekend. Okay, they have housing here. Okay, I'm a bit worried. Is this a real hotel? What? Still have houses? Cuz they were just standing in front of a middle school. Is this a real hotel? Did that guy [ __ ] lie? Yeah. Restaurant for two? Of course. Did she say follow me or wait here? I think she probably said wait here. Where is she taking them? Awesome.

Yeah, it does. Also smell crazy like cigarettes. The most cigaretty room, dude. As we get further up, I think the accident gets worse and worse. I think you have Huh? Room tour. Hey guys, what's up? It's a beautiful room, but we feel bad that you guys can see it, but you can't smell it. So, in the in the upper part of the screen right here, we're going to put what this room smells like as we do the room tour. Kim, you need to just breathe out. Just cuz smoke naturally comes out of your lungs. Just

just constantly smell. Blow it into the camera. Smells like cigarettes. It smells like cigarettes. It smell All right. The place is called Yeah. Nonfan. It's a mid farmstay resort with an okay view in mid food. Here are some local reviews. The metal sign says handson education practice site. Basically a summer camp and then it's most likely a co-op between the school and the family stay in the resort. Ah, they were wrong. They were wrong. So it's not a [ __ ] middle school, bro. Cat's wrong again. It's not a [ __ ] middle. It's a

middle school in the same way like I don't know. like Canoby Lake Park is in New Hampshire because we would go there on summer vacation. It's not your specific place you went. Yeah. Yeah. It's just a little camp. Did you pay for a room? Kind of. Yeah. As we get further up, I think the accent gets worse and worse. I think you have Did that get cut out? Paying for it. Yeah. So, I think we scammed this hotel. I thought they scammed us. So, we thought they scammed us. I don't know what happened. I thought

it'd be in the video, but it looks like they cut it from the video. We uh we were told the price for this place would be like 188 yuan. And then when we got the check, it was 300 yuan. And then I was like, 300 yuan's kind of high. You said it was 188. And then she pulled out a calculator and she did 300 minus 188 = 122 or 112, whatever it was. And I was like, wait, what? I guess this must be a deposit or something. I I didn't know what it was. I just

knew that I spent higher than the amount she said the hotel was. So then I assumed, oh, we're paying extra. It covers the food. It's like the price of them. So, we basically have a 112 yuon meal voucher. That's what I thought. Some of you guys are guessing that, too. So, we left in the morning. Alisia and the RV crew was, you know, they stay later than us, uh, apologizing deeply because we had left without paying for dinner. And I assume it was probably a deposit that we got back and then we just skipped out

on paying for dinner. Whoops. Opies. Whoopsies. Opies. Room tour. Hey guys, what's up? It's a beautiful room, but we feel it's not a hotel, dude. Okay, look. Two foreigners can go pay and then you get to stay there and sleep and you get a room key. What? Call whatever the [ __ ] you want to call it. I don't give a [ __ ] to me. That's a goddamn hotel. What do you mean? You guys are acting like it can't possibly be a brother. If it looks like a hotel, it walks like a hotel and

talks like a hotel. That's your big shop. That's big shop. That's a big [ __ ] shop right there. Bad that you guys can see it, but you can't smell it. So, in the in the upper part of the screen right here, we're going to put what this room smells like as we do the room because smoke naturally comes out of your lungs. Just just constantly be smoking a sig and blow it into the camera while we do the tour. It smells like cigarettes. It smells like cigarettes. That's the [ __ ] Thing. As always

cigarettes, but we said it like 10 times the mic. Mike wasn't wrong. Let's go eat dinner, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. We ordered. It was stressful. Uh so anyway, we're waiting to eat. She said they're out of room. So we don't know where we're eating. We're just kind of hungry now. 606. Is that our room number? Walking around going, "We don't know where we're eating." She just told us 100 times. That's what I think. And I was like, "Are we eating in our [ __ ] room?" Which I'm down for. Like, that's kind of

hype. Yeah, that's cool. It's like a really, guys, look. It's the middle school alcohol section. After the trip, the kids get to pick out their favorite bike. Smells worse. Michael, why? What makes you say that? Cuz the heat is like making the cigarette smoke thicker. It's probably in the filter. It's actually just a guy in there smoking cigarettes. No. Holy [ __ ] That's without rice. This is crazy. We ate in the hotel room. Yeah, I think it was cuz they were out of table. Yeah, they were. This is like one of the few hotels

the RV crew didn't stay with us because there was genuinely it's like nothing left. Five rooms, I think. Whoa. Oh, me fun. These are nice. This looks good. This looks good. Okay. Okay. Okay. What is dude? It's a freaking drum of it. I know. Okay. Well, we're going to enjoy this food. This is a whole ass chicken. It's just chicken foot. Why go around? Hey, why go never seen chicken foot before? I've never eaten a chicken foot. That's scary. Okay, we got box. This was a tough dinner. M like it wasn't bad flavor-wise, it was

just a lot of work. It turns out when you order chicken, you're actually ordering chicken flavored bones snack. It was so many bones, bro. I mean, it just it just showed that there's so many that it's the whole chicken. It's a crazy amount of bones. Yeah, we found the head in there. We found like the feet. I just have a hard time going through bones. Yeah. And I don't like the look of the chicken head. What? It doesn't look appetizing when it looks back at you. Mhm. I kind of love that fun chicken. They just

came in to drop it off. The chicken's kind of crazy. It's funny. We went like threequarters of the meal without finding the chicken head. And it's just chill in there. It's in there. It's in there. Know what pieces to eat cuz some are just garlic cloves. Yeah. Some is garlic cloves, some is bones. Most is bones. Dude, do you think this is a drum or a flat? Cuz I personally like all flats. You like the chicken? It was pretty good. I like the head that they gave in the chicken. Yeah, we just finished devouring the

chicken and while we were eating our meal, dude. No, yeah, a lot of kids came to the not to the door. No, to the door. Kids came to the hotel. That makes sense. What are you guys doing at our school door? We just got done with our BYU session. They discovered that we are YouTubers who are going from Guanjo all the way to Beijing on motorcycle. I think it's cuz we're white people. Yeah. Children came to us flocking to us because we were white and they were all shy, but they wanted a picture because we're

the first whites they've ever seen. I've never seen it. The kids wanted to show us a flower. We didn't set this up. No, just to be clear, we did not set this up. We did not set this up. The kids said they wanted to show us a flower field. Sounds cool. the flower field. Anyway, that'll be tomorrow. But now it's sleepy time. We're do our normal nighttime routine where Michael takes a shower and I fall asleep. Every night, bro. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Probably every single night. That's what happened. I always showered first. I always fell

asleep. And then Michael would come in and then fall asleep like an hour or two later. Yeah. Yeah. I was thrashing in the bed, you know, just trying to get comfy. 100 push-ups. We did 100 yesterday and today we ate 40,000 calories of pork belly. You don't think I look pretty? Turn the camera off. All right. Good night. Great videos. Which population do you prefer? China or Japan? Please answer instantly. Hey, son. Okay. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you. Dude, the video on the phone is so much better. It is way

better. It's so funny. When I took the video on the phone, it like for whatever reason, I think it's because I flipped the camera with my ass. It stalls the frame. It stalled the frame of just my balls and butt hanging in the air for like a solid second. Yeah. And for whatever reason when I set it, it removed the stalled frame and added more frames, too, which I don't get how that works. So, it's basically this and then just pause like straight like just pause a little later on. No blur as well. Yeah, it

was this frame, but it wasn't blurry. It just paused for a second. It's so awesome. Okay. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. Almost heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountain, Shannonoa River. Life is older, older than the trees, younger hanging over, dude. Lee knew more of the words than you. Hanging over me. I think I made that line up. Okay, I'm pretty sure I nailed all the lines, But I don't think the mountains are hanging over me. Never heard of that one before. I'm not sure if I knew that.

I think I might have made that one up, but you know, it was hard, bro. I had to carry the lyrics. I got a Chinese guy and a guy who's never heard the [ __ ] I'm doing a baseline. I'm doing the baseline. You were You were just going really quietly. Yeah. Yeah. Lee was he does crush it. Take me home country roads. Dang, you're a good ass singer. You're a good ass singer. Yeah, he knew way more than I Okay, how is this still the thumbnail, bro? Like, that's crazy. That's a real frame. That's

crazy. That's such a That's such a funny thumbnail. Oh, meal review. Ready? Um, I am I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. You ready? E R Sun 89. Wow. Lower than I would have thought. Lower than you would have thought. If they velvet the beef. I don't queef. It was so tender. Why would you velvet it? No, they I think they velvet it. I think it's been velveted. You think it's been velveted and you don't like velveted beef? Yeah. I'm not a fan of velveted beef. I see. Yeah. Yeah, it probably is velveted, but it's still

quite good. It is, which is why it stayed up there in in the 86 87 range. Day five comments. Let's take a look. All right. the 104 year old spirit looking down at her funeral and seeing two Americans sitting at the relative table ready to eat the banquet like oopsies oopies oopies. It was already absurd enough on its own that I saw this coming on YouTube and it woke me up in laughter in the middle of the night. Are those in white clothes the cooks? No, they're usually the deceased immediate family members. Dude, I thought

they were the cooks. I thought they were the cuz it looks like Yeah. Okay. And they had like the head thing on like Oh, you don't want to get your hair in the food, dude. But all right. It'll live there forever, bro. Yeah, I think I see other pieces, dude. When I when someone says like you did you get culture shocked? I'm always like not really. I'm never I'm not usually shocked by I've been I've been shocked. I've been shocked at our incompetence. I was shocked by the culture. Yeah. Oh, that restaurant seems poppish. Should

we go there? Moments before great things happen. Yeah. A large food stall is open by the fire lane. Oh no. Someone is holding a funeral service. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh yeah, that was another thing. We were talking about how they were burning trash cuz they've been burning trash the whole time. And it was a trash can. Okay. It was a dumpster. It was a dumpster. You got to give us that. It was a dumpster. Factually, it was a dumpster. You have to let us slide on that. But they weren't burning trash. They were burning I

think it's money is a random Chinese. They're just burning fire. You have to forgive this. That is pathetic under the What the [ __ ] Oh, they're just burning fire. Okay, that's fine. Oh, that restaurant seems pop. You know, I wasn't too wrong. They are burning fire. Yeah. Um, I can't anymore. And then it's Chinese. The local county records should document this. The old lady lived to 104 and when she passed, people from the west came. Uh, brother Lee is my friend in real life. I was just telling him he went viral. [ __ ]

Two likes. Damn, Lee. He's going viral. Lee's going [ __ ] viral. Based on this route, it looks like they're heading to Shani. Get ready for the most brutal national highways. How did they know? No, we shot that. We did see that. That and the We did experience that. Inner Mongolia. Bro walked into the funeral blanket and called it the most popping restaurant in town. It was simply weren't wrong. It was There's not a single restaurant within a 100 kilometers any direction that had more people in it. Yeah. I don't know if that town Yeah.

Yeah. Cuz we were looking for food that entire day. We were hungry and like they had huge pots outside. They had such big pots. Food, man. Sometimes I think maybe it would have been better if we had stayed the whole night, experienced the funeral and then eat and slept there. I'm pretty glad given the context that we got out. Yeah, because he would have had to have eventually broken the news that like, dude, this is a funeral. And also, everyone in the town is now aware that we crashed their awesome funeral. True. Um, yeah, it's

just dead ass a funeral. Everyone's just saying it's a funeral. I I I wish I had the Dwian video. There's a video on Dwian that one of the kids from Kid Day sent me of us going viral for crashing the funeral. It's such a funny edit. It's the most insane edit I think I've ever seen in my life. House is going to make us coffee and food. They're just crying already. And your [ __ ] is sliced off. Oh my god. This is the dream, bro. We've been We haven't even been fed and clothed yet.

[ __ ] I [ __ ] accomplished one of the goals. Wait, he lives in a hotring. Dude's the monument. Monument to the heroes. All right, let's see how this works. I'm okay. She's not okay. It's my first time seeing foreigners in my Yeah. She She must have been crying that whole episode. Yeah, cuz it kept getting better. Yeah. All right. Um, how many more you want to do? Let's do at least one more. All right, let's crush one more. Kid day. Kid is a good spot. Today a gaggle of ch where wonder that sentence

is going. Today a gaggle of children are showing us around their village. This is not waterproof. They communicated us with us. Looks it some lady who a lady English uh but now it's just us and the children and I don't think the children have thought through how to do communication amongst us. Those are children. What? What? Oh, okay. Not just me, huh? Waga. Waldaga. It does not register. Um, how do you say it? Let's go. We learned it yesterday, Michael. I'm having them write their names in their favorite food. Yeah. Shimma. Shimma. Oh, it is

soup. It's just fish. Oh, okay. Okay. What? His favorite his favorite thing is fish. Okay. Hell yeah. I can do charades. Okay. Oh, I still have one of the writing sausage. It's still in the wrapper. I'm getting an epoxy resin slab. What the hell happened forever? I know a $400 monancer perfectly though. Stop working. It was wet, dude. Oh, go go go. Okay, let's go. We're off. Welcome to kid day. Kid day. Um, we can throw the names of the kids on screen because I can't tell you. I forget. I'm sorry. I forget. But we're

headed to a flower field. Get my flipflop. Not for sale. Ego close one hour. Oh sher. Okay. It's going to be a late start today. So it's we're uh this is going to be a hike. It's a hike. A brutal hike where we can't them. That's great. Thanks. No, you come. You can't keep collecting kids. Come on. They're not Pikman. They're not Pikman. Uh I'll get your shoes. Wait. Wait. We'll wait. Get the shoes. I'm recruiting more of why I'm so good at collecting them cuz I think they're shy and if you just wave them

over they'll come on through. That's cute. But I need their names now. The muesa shia shrimp. Look, it's like an army of pikmen. Hey guys, look at us. Okay, well kid day off to a great start. It's very nice. Not going to be a high kilometer day I'm guessing for us. We woke up and we literally said 300 km today. Classic. That was classic. We said 9 a.m. No. No. But maybe we're start at 9:00 a.m. No, I don't think a single day. I don't think so. Yeah, I think you're right. How old are you

all? Liu Liuchi. Leo Liuchi. What? Dude, That would have been a very You look like 18 years old. Stop. No, no, no, no. I I am 30 and my grandparents are cousins. What a great shot for that. They got it. Is that true? Yeah, first cousin. True. Yeah, they're first cousins, huh? On this day. Oh, you learn something every day about a guy. You just you have an inkling that his grandparents are first cousins, but then you get the You can't see it. Like the thumbnail. Yeah. And remove. We cut it out, but we were

walking up and a giant truck starts driving up the hill with just a full bed of gravel in the back of it. Very heavy. And the truck's going boop because it got one cylinder because you can count the bangs. One cylinder. And we're and we're listening to the bangs loud as hell. And just because the incline of this hill, the weight of the truck, and the ancient nature of the truck, it was going the exact speed that we walked at. So the first like 10 minutes of kid day, We're just walking with them, not saying

a word. I can't even hear Michael. Yeah. And it's in the They're not speaking English to us. Yeah. The hearing in our left ear is different forever now. Yeah. It was a like, do we walk faster? Cuz it was the exact same speed as we could go. We eventually outpaced it. We were like, we'll let it pass. That wasn't smart. So yeah, we had to outpace it. Yeah. I was like, what is that? That's like It was like three It was like 120 RPM the engine must have been going cuz it was like two bangs

a second. It was crazy. It's insane how you're walking in the middle of the road. Oh yeah, we should have walked on the [ __ ] sidewalk. Oh yeah, perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Wait, what? Have you never lived life? Have you never had You've This guy's never had a kid day. That guy has clearly outed himself as never having kid day. Seven kids in in jungle walking them around. You don't take the sidewalk. Live life, dude. Go outside, please. Everything from the video cam outside of it. All right. I'm having them raid our Chinese. I'm going

to read my proverb. You read your proverb. They cut the uh the translate out. Oh, okay. We were walking. Oh, yeah. That translate for Okay. For reference, when we were trying to find the hotel the day before, uh we happened upon another small festival, which this time we were like, "Oh, someone's maybe like a grandma's not doing so well." Um, and then we like turned around and got to the hotel and then we asked the kids. Yeah. Yeah, we asked the kids. We're like, "What was that over there happening last night?" It was a funeral.

Yeah, we did guess it. It was another funeral. And uh so yeah, we asked the kid. We're like, "What was it?" Cuz they they were like doing crazy fireworks in the morning. Yo. What the [ __ ] was that? Yeah. We're like, "What the [ __ ] was that?" And and then we get like a he has like a translit on his phone and so he's like and we hear it's like it was a funeral and we're like oh okay. Yeah. We give him the phone back. He gives his phone again like oh. And it's

like 74 years old lung cancer. It was like okay that's awesome. And that was the only message. And we're like cool thanks. How did you know that kid? It was such a hard thing to reply to. is a really crazy thing that come from just a child. Kind of unprompted. Mhm. Translate it. way. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Eight points. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Yeah. I got eight points. I got eight points. Uh, I mean you could try the same one I did. Where's that? It's right below it. Crazy phrases. Ah. Oh, yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Uh, bad. I think I think you put up four, but I said eight and I can teach you the correct way to read. Scissor. Okay, let's try to get this one. Uh, dude, that's so [ __ ] Do you know what it feels like to be standing up and three people are looking at you like this? It hurts. No matter what their age is. It's trash. It's a trash. It's a bad phrase. It's a bad phrase. It's a bad phrase. What was that? What What was it supposed to be? One is the journey.

I think that one is the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Is what I was trying to say. Bad phrase, dude. I'm sweating bullets. I was not prepped for this. Dang, bro. Wow. Apricot blossoms. Look at the apricot blossoms. Dude, I'm full as [ __ ] Yeah, I Yeah, my stomach feels I ate crazy. I ate too much. And my mouth feels wild. I don't I don't know what that means. I don't agree with it. It feels [ __ ] crazy in my mouth. Feels burning. Why? There's [ __ ] in

there. Yeah, crazy [ __ ] I think like the MSG is like bouncing on my teeth. Oh, it's like the Sichuan. It's a numbing. We hiked a long way. Yeah. Yeah, that was about maybe an hour. But but it was a hike. So hungry before. When I reached the summit, all the mountains will seem small. So good, dude. Like what? They they put up such bangers in this language. Like what the heck? Where did the [ __ ] did that come from, bro? So good, dude. What's the Schneider cut game is called? Get to [

__ ] work, bro. It's the Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. I hope you're having fun in Japan. Get your ass back here. We need the Schneider cut by Friday. Schneider cut. Yeah, every episode must be at least one hour long. We need We need this [ __ ] by Friday, bro. Yeah, even the even the cut. And maybe you're thinking, Cam, that that's going to be such a a big [ __ ] Mountain to climb up. And what I say to that, when I reach the summit, all the mountains will seem small. Damn, that's that's some

bars right there. That's some bars right there. Why is it called the Schneider cut? You think Schneider is a pedophile? Schneider's not a pedophile, bro. It's It's the name of a director who made a cut that was extra Oh, Snyder. Schneider. Snider. Dan Snider. They're calling Schneider. Snider. They're saying Snider cut. Snider. Close Dan Snider and he's not offending Zack Snider. Okay, guys. I'm Chinese. This is not my first language. It's too hard. It's too hard. It's too hard. You guys play any video games? As our hike progressed, I began to wonder why Lewig was

so good at interacting with children. It continued to bother my mind, but I could never truly put it away. Damn, what a damn put these things in. I am one of the best in America at that game. That was supposed to be for the Zack Schneider. No, no, no. You're not saying it right. You're not saying it right. You're not saying it right. Panza. Panza. Panza. You try to say panza panza. Nozz. Do you know League of Legends? Yeah. Yeah. The Chinese players are way better than the Americans. No. My elder brother got five points.

Still. I also got five points. No. No. No. No, I forgot about that. Uh, I also got five points. No, no, no. He said you should be 10 points. Anyone know the Chinese League rating system? Yeah, it wasn't Pentacill. It was definitely like rating because they said you should be like eight points or something. He said you should be 10. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know that. So, he was like, "My brother's five points. You should be 10 points." It's a pentacill. Okay. Just say you're an American [ __ ] guessing and don't know anything like

it. It's obviously not that. He knows. He knows, man. Okay. Come. Come. Come. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Cheese. E R S. They don't say nothing. They don't say nothing. Byebye. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Yeah. Goodbye. All right, let's pack it up. Let's pack it up. Let's get riding. It's almost They say eggplant. What? I guess they say eggplant instead of cheese. Oh, well, they didn't. They didn't. The children didn't do anything. 11:00. Good news, everybody. It's raining. It's everyone's favorite. I think this is the hardest ever the whole trip this time

of this day. My ass is wet and also my seat's covered in the water. How'd you like kid day? Kid day was cool. Kid day was cool. Still still curious how you're so good at interacting with children. But I'm not. You're making it sound weird. I'm just a child at heart. I'm so used to that. That's what Hey, That you should stop the child. I have the I have the the the mental of a child. This guy knows what you're talking about. God damn it. Everything he does is [ __ ] farting, bro. He's one

step ahead of me. He's got it locked down. Oh, so it's raining again. It's our third day of dealing with rain. Uh but we do have something good going for us. Uh we have the 207. Ah, yeah. The beautiful 207. Yeah. A reliable way to get going. All right. So, you think we keep going on the 207 cuz it's our main U. Yeah. I mean, it's either trust a random road or trust the road that brought us like, you know, 500 km north. I'm down. I mean, you can always have a different thing, dude. It's

my back. Dude, this is like So 207. It doesn't have direction as well. I'm worried this is the southbound version. Wait, Michael, are you with me? You're ahead of me. I got out in front. Oh, yeah. We got lost in this is so stressful. It's scary. Wait, do you see um where is my boy? Uh look in the opposite lane. What do you see right now? Marco, where's Michael? Schwagga. Oh no. Uhoh. I lost Michael. [ __ ] Where could he have possibly gone? How? Michael. Bloodwin. Lwig. Yeah. Going to be a nightmare. I think

he just missed the turnoff and then was blasting through. I I hate the turnoff. Had me stuck behind a truck. Uh, so we were far enough away that our card's disconnected. I'm sorry I ever went to a hotring without you, Michael. I hope he's not too stressed. Michael. Oh, hey. Hey. I hear you in my ear. Oh, I I kind Michael, you're here. Hey. Hey. What's up? What up, Michael? Dude, I think it's the only time we've ever been separated. That was a genuine separation as well. Yeah. Yeah. How do we get lost when I'm

following you? Hard to do with constant communication. Oh my god. Let's never split up again, dude. Yeah, that was scary. I didn't like that, bro. I was watching the 360 footage to see if I was in I think it's cuz I kept driving cuz you're like, I'm ahead of you, so I was Like, okay, I'll keep driving. But I was driving. Oh, yeah. And I I I missed the turnoff, so I thought I was just super far ahead. Run of you or behind you. Yeah, I think you I think you blew by because I got

stuck behind actually the same exact bus. Probably different. It's the same dude. He's just doing loops. And then this this road up here is the 207. And you choose right for north, left for south. That's right. Oh, that was scary, man. I didn't think that would ever happen naturally. Yeah. [ __ ] like this is crazy. Like the 207 is that main road and then it has you turn in here and then there's a northbound and a southbound. Like, so how are you on the 207? Yeah, because the southbound is not the 207. It can't

be because the southbound is the main road that you turned off from. So only the northbound is That's what you think. That's what you [ __ ] think. I mean, maybe it's like two rows, but then it's crazy. Like, how is it two roads? She's a wy She's a wy one. She's a wy [ __ ] Yeah, right. I think it's her first time ever being split up. I was looking around. And now we're back home, baby. Hopefully, we could just blast until we either get too cold, have to poop, or are hungry. Probably all

three at the same time. Yeah. US is not awesome. Oh, dude. We thought he was. Are you ready to crush? Oh, yeah. Okay. Bye-bye. I cut out the part where you were getting patted down for guns. Did he? He kind of did. I guess he did. Remember you were like, "Yeah, where's the [ __ ] Dan Schneider cut?" Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it'll be in the Dan Schneider cut. It's just like it the answer is probably was just like horribly filmed and there's none of it. He kept doing this bang bang bang and then he

was also doing this. He was like he was like mega boom which I thought meant uh like middle finger. He was saying some not cool stuff when patting you down. Wait, what was he saying? Release the damn SN cut, bro. We want to see it. I need to know about this [ __ ] Doesn't that mean six? This means six. This means you are the you are Pinky. I think it kind of looks like the Hanzu for maybe unskilled or something. I don't know. But but it means it means bad [ __ ] It's mean

for sure. I'm for sure right that this means something mean. Really didn't like Americans. I I actually really thought it resolved at the end. Yeah, I thought at the end he was like, "You know what? You guys aren't so bad." Yeah, in my mind it was a nice Disney Disney ending to that. But yeah, I guess he patted me down and he said, "America [ __ ] blows." Put it in. Is what it is. Up a bit. I stalled right in front of him. Right in front of all of them. And now they're going to

go dumb American can't chimoto. He seemed to be joking. I just don't I am assuming he says something pretty bad if Cam cut it. I'm sure it was more aggressive than uh Americans are so dumb if it was cut. Okay, we're going to play a game called How many miles do you think we have traveled today? Okay. Okay. Uh who's playing? Who's playing? You're playing this game. It's you and you're playing. Uh I think we've traveled. It's not good. It's like 54 km. That's why I say I'm from California, not America. Same, bro. That's why

I say I'm piss in the toilet bowl, not poop. Then people want to eat me. Oh, okay. No, it's it's it's about 80 km. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, is it all ice drinks? Cuz that'll actually change my mind drastically. Yeah, it will. [ __ ] this. What I said room temperature, right, guys? [ __ ] yes. Give me that warm temperature. That's actually exactly what I want. Handsome, K. She called you handsome. Thank you. [ __ ] yeah. Yes. That that and a cage for the 42. That is what I need. [ __ ] yan.

Get freaked out. being quiet. What's funny is he didn't realize there were foreigners because he understood that was a very natural Chinese conversation going. Very classic. He's like two guys going ice cubes. Just two very authentic Honchinese people are speaking in this store and a part for the course kind of day. Oh, that's not a Chinese person. Ran into the table. Okay. That's a crazy reaction. We'll mention couple of Wu. I wonder how you say first. First of what? Like the first thing first. Am I your first wolf? Am I your first wag? So gross.

Dumb. Am I your first wag? Oh [ __ ] Dumb. And then we would say that for the next Yeah. It was awesome. It's so good. I can't feel the scorching hot drink underneath. Yeah. It's weird because like it feels almost cold. Almost assuredly it's a hot drink. But Oh, that's a good one. It's ice cold. It's ice. Actually, it's not ice cold. It's cold without the ice. So cold at this. We were so cold. I I'm curious if they have hot drinks or if we're going to a ice coffee [ __ ] store and

then like no ice. No ice. Give me just your most like room temperature milk. Yeah. I still don't know if that place sold because it doesn't look like it. Yeah, it does look like but it's in such a cold area that ice to just have an ice drink place. Some people would love some hot [ __ ] If you could breathe on this for a few minutes and just get it nice and piping, that'd be great because it did taste like that. It tastes like you just forgot the [ __ ] ice. I wish I

knew how to say hot, man. I don't want to say fire. Cool. You know, it's fire actually is invincible versus it's a 3v3 fighter. This is a good one. Arling chili. Uhhuh. Arling Arlingi. Michael nailed it. We're back on the 207. Got to say it four times in a row. Just you talk to the guy. Okay, dude. This has been such a nice road. I hope it's still the 207. Oh, by the way, this is how Michael rides sometimes. It makes me so mad. He These are his legs. I get to relax. And he puts

his legs on I don't even know what the tank right under the bars. On the tank under the bars, I guess. And so he's driving the motorcycle like [ __ ] Like [ __ ] this. And he's driving like this. Like that. Yeah. And he's and it like going, you know, 80 kilometers an hour on the on the [ __ ] 207. Dude, it feels Sometimes you have to stretch when you're driving it all day long. It It damned. Don't knock it till you try it. It damned. Oh, dude. I forgot Twitch chat's [ __

] insanely weird. But yeah, it's stressing me out when he does that because you train me so good. What are you going to explode harder with your feet up when the car hits you? What are you I don't got the vest. What are you going to explode? If anything, I think a head-on collision this is better. Do you? Cuz otherwise it's your chest to hit the [ __ ] brake, bro. Dude, I got a front I got two brakes. The back brake has ABS. The front brake has ABS. They both have ABS. I feel like

solo front brake is way dangerous. Solo solo dooolo freaking stupid WoW. You are you sure you don't knock it so you try? It's a good point. And I and I cuz if I get on a crash, I land on my feet. I stand up like a cat. Right. Right. Right. If you if you get in a crash, the the clavicle shattered. Clavicle shatters. Chin destroyed. Caves in. It exploded backwards. You standing upright vertical running now. Yeah. But we've been driving on the 207 for probably a hundred like kilometers since we last checked in now with

the right head and it's been more or less just awesome like all was normal. We're not showing it in video. How's it going? Um pretty optimal. It feels optimal as hell. Yes, it does feel like we're in optimal line and then the sun came out for the first time in like 3 days. I see a city somewhere on the horizon. Oh, this is nice. I also see a city along the horizon. I like this. I think that might be where we call it. What's like the sun came out as like these beautiful trees on the

left distance. They're like, "Holy [ __ ] the rain, which is pretty good for a day that started uh under water." Yeah. I mean, 230 km on kid day, you got to be happy at those numbers. You have to be You have to be really happy. Okay. Big break time. Big break. Big break time. How How is this possible? How is this possible? How is this possible? How is this possible? What happened? That's a weird feeling. It's 207. Guess we go forward and left. Just 207. North. It's north. It's pointed towards the dang city. But

were you listening to music during the rides? Yeah. For a bit of them. Yeah. Yeah. I would I would usually listen to music. I think we'd both try to wait as long as we could till we listen to music. Like I'd wait like an hour or two. Sometimes I would just like forget to listen to music. Yeah. I'd be going for like two hours or just nothing. But when it was raining, I exclusively listened to like hype anime music. [ __ ] You like lifting stuff. Uh there's this one Rock Lee song where he moans

like a crazy amount of times. It's so good. I don't know if I can. Oh, I can find it because it's on here. He moans like an absurd amount of times and I listen to that when it's raining to power through so I can get to my destination. Yeah. You couldn't tell the desperation on the first day it started raining. We really needed this. Do not count me out. I am not through yet. It's just one one too many. It's so many moments. It's such a crazy amount. It does transition to a real song eventually.

Yeah. And then it becomes like a hype. I will be back. I kind of just like the first bit. Yeah, that's what I listened for. And then there's a bunch of This is This one's fire. Like a demon in my head. How could he be a Super Oh, this one's fire. There's no point standing around. We'll only be showered by more boulders. Ready your horses on the double. This one's fire. That's just drums deliberation. But yeah, that's what I listen to when it's raining out. When you have to lock it in. When you have to

make you have to last. Of course. This is one of those like trust exercises where we lose the 207 and we're going to have to just pray we find her again. I think we would. I heard you've been calling my bids a scam. Kaden, you bid on all four. It was so many things to bid on. It's like we always make our way back to her. Well, she's the love of our life. She's the longest relationship we've had in China by like a mile. I'm still messaging Lee, so I feel like that one might catch

up. Oh, this has to be nice. Hampton. Oh, this place. We went to I have spaghetti all over this [ __ ] [ __ ] rat. Dude, you were doing really well up until you said anything else. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Why would he say there's a parking garage nailed it? Yeah, you did. Sure. Bamb. Yeah. Look at that stuff. That's a good one. Why are you looking at us like that, dude? Like, cuz it goes from so good to so bad so quick. Chinese is so good. Like this is this is a crazy 5 seconds

cuz how do you go from this screenshot to this screen? What a [ __ ] change up, dude. That's tough. He couldn't hide it. That's tough. He said it was such urges. You double down as well. Cool. Cool. Beijing tricker mean I like chang you can come to Daxio street in the evening ah history. Yeah. Oh, he just gave us like a card for a taxi so we could call a taxi. Oh, that's a fun side adventure. [ __ ] yeah. So, we have a side quest. We go to Daxote Street. The guy recommended Yeah.

Do Street. And he was like, "This place is freaking awesome." Uh the problem is it's not Close. It's 15 kilometers away, which is kind of insanely far. That is really far for a recommendation, right? Well, that means it has to be great, right? Like, it is pretty far. Yeah. 15K. And it was it was that far. It was like a good what 20 25 minute cab like for him to recommend that like imagine being in LA and and you're like I guess that's like Santa Monica Pier like recommending that. That's still crazy. That's still like

I wouldn't recommend it to someone. No, I'd be like I would follow up with like it's far. Yeah. Uh but we don't want to ride our bikes out. Yeah. It's kind of a pain in the ass and right now they're in a parking garage so and it's also scary to ride out 15 kilometers not knowing how to get back. So, he gave us a taxi cab service. We're going to try calling. All right. Ready, Cam? Michael wants to be brave. Wow. That's insane. Wow. That's insane. Oh my god. Holy [ __ ] Okay, we don't

even have to watch the rest of this. That's such a [ __ ] awesome transition. After I threw it, I was pumped. Yeah, cuz it it it did fly perfect. It was a money throw. Try calling. All right. Ready, Cam? Michael, dude, it was a money [ __ ] throw. Do you think that's real the whole way? It is, right? He might have scaled up on it at some point, but Cam, did you rocope or is this just W [ __ ] throw? Tell me it's natty. Let me believe. I don't Well, I don't think

he made like a 3D card or nothing. No, there's no way he did that. You might have masked. My throat definitely hit the lens, but probably not this fly. Did it cover the whole lens? No, there's no way. There's no way. It was just a natty cut. I rotoscoped it at the end. Yeah, I'm assuming like these three frames here. It's been rotoed, I think. I think cuz Yeah, this is the back and then it flushes to front. You probably masked and made it bigger. Still great. Yeah, I think those three were fake. Wow, that's

awesome. But this is all real. Good shooting. [ __ ] awesome. Good rotocope. Who wants to be brave? He's going to be doing the So sick. Good rotoscope. All right, ready, Cam? Michael wants to be brave. That's like two transitions and now you see me and they have a budget of 50 mil. He's going to be doing the call. Dude, what are we going to say? Yeah, we do it for free. W sure. Oh. Uh, do we got to watch the rest of it? This is a hard one. Street Woolsey. Uh, Hampton Hilton. She doesn't

know where you want to go, right? Shallow. Shallow. What street? Right. Are you a guest in the room on the 12th floor? Do you want to call a taxi, buddy? Can we help you call a taxi when you come down? Okay. Yep. That's us. That's so embarrassing, dude. Dude, hanging from the rafters. I really thought it was a card for a taxi service. Okay, bye-bye. Byebye. Didn't even call out the hotel, huh? We just called the people downstairs. Glad they knew. Never even had a chance. Never had a shot. I It's probably not in any

of the videos, but we sometimes left without giving the cards back. Like we'd leave the cards in the room and because in America usually it's not a big deal. Yeah. You just kind of leave the card in the room, you leave. But in China, we didn't realize this because we shouldn't know. You have to bring the card back to like check out and it's like a more formal checkout, I guess. So sometimes hotels would call me and I didn't realize why they were calling me, but they were calling me because they were like, "Hey, where

are you? You're supposed to check out. Where's the card?" Whatever. And I didn't I didn't really know what they were saying. And they would call me in my motorcycle helmet. So I would just say Walsh or bye-bye. And that's that worked every time. That didn't work. Every time they'd be like, "Oh, okay. Oh, okay." And then do you think they were going, "Oh, okay." Like that's acceptable. Or, "Oh, okay." Like, "I'm calling someone who doesn't speak Chinese." Either way, it ended the conversation. I was happy with it. It worked every time. Walsh or bye-bye. I

will never be good at this chest ass language. God damn it, bro. Why is China so [ __ ] hard? Are you the two white forests on the 12th floor? Why call you? Why do you know that? Yeah, we're [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] fat chugs. All right, Michael's going to ask for a cab. We called them so they know we're coming and it's going to be awkward. Thank you. Have a meal, bro. Dude, it is hard to watch a series pack. Yeah, some of these are not great. I thought it'd be more

fun. It just hurts. But it hurts. And some of them do just hurt you. It hurts bad. I'm glad I didn't know what was happening in the moment. I wish we had the subtitles when we were [ __ ] there. There's no subtitles when you're there, bro. Thank you, Pope John Paul. There's not one subtitle. Yeah, that would have been pretty cool. I have a new trip goal. Okay, cuz I achieved my last one. Yeah. What's a new one? It is. All the kids give us their favorite foods. It's kid-based. And I want to try

every food the kids I'm sorry. I was lashing out. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, cuz we have like six foods to go through. It was pretty chill all together. Their meals are just fish, meat, beef, pork, shrimp. I'm glad you knocked out three of them. Super specific. Yeah, I think some of them are like, so that one's easy. But one was like Oh, yeah. It was like I thought that was just a word for fish, personally. You can just run it like he did. Works. Sorry. Yeah. You're my [ __ ] [ __ ] vlogger boyfriend.

Uhhuh. Yeah. What' you say, dude? Uh, that car ride was like half an hour. Yeah, it was a long ass car ride. Yeah. I mean, 10 miles in a city is like pretty far. It's a big city, too. It kept going. And you can't drive fast in a city. Oh, I mean it's pretty lights. I like the the buildings. The buildings look awesome. Yeah. Yeah, this [ __ ] look crazy. There's a lot of uh the drivers yelling weight when you got out. Sorry. One sec. Oh. Ah. I was right. I think it's because there

was a car. Whoa. We did pay. We did pay. Yeah. I mean, it's pretty lights. I like the the buildings. The buildings look awesome. Yeah. Yeah. This [ __ ] look crazy. There's a lot of uh visual cohesion to the city. They all got like the RGB underglow lights to all their roofs. Yep. All right. Food. Yeah. First chon. Oh, wait. Maybe. Okay. I need to get Michael pay for wooden what what are you holding? What are you? No. No. Come on, man. Not in China, bro. I saw one of those at the airport in

the confiscation bin. Oh, yeah. I saw so many of that exact toy gun. Yeah. You got to check that one in. You don't know. I can't wait to get this thing back. How long he's been doing this before I started rolling. All right. Something's going down. We don't know what, but like a circle. They cut your her laughing. It might have not have been rolling. What was it? You were you had the gun and you went waler me and then you started shooting me and then she Likes that one has formed and people are dancing

over there. That was badass. It's K1. This is K2. Is it K1? Is it the same thing? It's a Look at this. Okay. It's a little smaller. I think it's drift carts. It's drift carts. I see a handbrake. These are they were chirpon. Turfon churf chon after churfon. Maybe maybe we'd come back. That's what I just told. Maybe we Oh, you say you said come back. Well, I gave the vibe. I said after churon we found a place. Maybe. Yeah. Oh, abcd. We have to order a set menu. Oh. Not neuro. She said it's they

don't have that [ __ ] She said they don't have it, right? Yeah. Yes, they do have it. I was wrong. They don't have that [ __ ] Oh, little hot pot. You silly guy. You dumb [ __ ] You thought it was not. You goddamn [ __ ] You deserving it. Mom, just like [ __ ] me sitting at a Domino's. Chinese guy walks in. He goes, "Can I have pizza? Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza. Pizza." Hey guys. Look at me. Chinese guy. This guy doesn't know pizza. Can I enjoy the pizza? Yeah. Hey, we

[ __ ] crushed it. Yeah. Hey, they didn't know. They're not going to be laughing in a second cuz guess what? I bought it. No, you didn't. Cuz I'll pull. No, I got it. I'll pull. Yes. Stop. I got the implication. No, I got it. I got it. I didn't know you bought it at that point. Yeah, I was going to keep it a secret. I was going to keep it a secret for days, but it was a very a good opportunity. It was a great opportunity, dude. The second they said hog like [ __

] yeah. And then I said hog and they went. This [ __ ] jet said we got to do [ __ ] string them up. Whoa. That looks so good. Dude, this was so great though. I'm going to queen. I'm going to queen. That looks so good. It was so [ __ ] good. It was also like boneless, which is a huge plus. And every piece was so money. And then the broth got like glazier. Yeah. Yeah. Reduced. It became a delicious rue. Yeah. I like the flavor. I like every bit of this. Are you

ready to receive your gift? Oh, yeah. I thought we were doing meal review. Yeah. I'm ready to receive gift exchange. Okay. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Dude, I got it. I got it. It's on my desk. All right, take a peek. Take a peek. Take a peek. Oh, it's like the bell. Yeah. This is going to be a sick bell. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. This is awesome. It's a bell you throw on your motorcycle and it protects you. And it's a fat piggy who protects you. Yeah. Yeah. He'll tank the first

shot. Yeah. Yeah. It's like a G. It is a guardian's angel. Okay. Thank you. Reach out your hand. Okay. Oh my [ __ ] dude. The moment it was in my hand, I was ready to spin, bro. Yeah, dude. So, the thing is when you I think of the idea is you string it to your handlebars. No, I just spin it sometimes. That's how it happened in my bedroom. It's just there and I spin it sometimes. Spin it before you do a pass and then the wind keeps it going. And then the gyroscopic procession keeps

you from tipping or we have to have a release button. So, like when I'm flying, I release and it hits the and then whatever truck driver is about to kill us goes and then they just veer right to say it. Exactly. Yeah. Wait, that's also what I was thinking. W gifts. You know what? While we're here review that's about we are eating hu this hot pot. It was such a good meal. They started us off with some [ __ ] sunflower seeds, too. I forgot about that. To edge us. Yeah. Which is such a great

appetizer. You can't fill up on them. Yeah. It's so much better than bread with butter. Yeah. E R S 94. Wow. Wait, what did you say? I said 89. Wow, I was high. You went 94. This is my highest maybe ever. I couldn't do it with you. E 94. Wow. 94. That has to be the best score. Is it 89 or nine? I think I said 89. 94. Wow. 94. That has to be the best score in tipto history. I mean, this is like one of the best meals we've had. It is pretty great. You

went low. You went higher than I thought. You rated a chicken sandwich higher than this. Understand by that. Yeah. But let me You got to hear my reasoning. Please. Please. The chicken sandwich is the best chicken sandwich I've ever had. Blew me. That chicken sandwich. By the way, this is not hot pot. There's this guy smoking right next to us. This is just but and you know this is like this is delicious with the Sichuan pepper. It's the best thing we've had probably on the trip. Yes. There's probably not any Sichuan pepper in it. I

think the only thing that is better than this is the eel like straight up like Yeah. From a pure pure how it tastes like taste perspective. Yeah. I think on hindsight I was too high. I think on hindsight I was too high. Too high. Oh, you really? No. No. It was about that. I would I would drop to nine flat, I think. Maybe 91, but yeah, nine flat. Probably. It was a hard day. And this was a great meal to have at the end of the day. The eels in Japan. What was my best meal

in China? This had to be up there. This was easily top three. But I think I think the four that stand out were the one from Kidtown. That one is pretty good. Yeah, the skewers. Yeah, the chicken sandwich. Uh Lee's dad. Oh yeah, this one. And then the tofu noodle. Tofu noodle is probably my favorite. Yeah, just in like a easy and it's really yummy kind of way. It was really yummy. The Aaron hot meal was not based off of taste of food to be fair. Yeah, it was like entire experience like vibe. Yeah. Context

that makes us taste better. But that's pretty impressive still. Like just just on that it tastes and it's no bone. It's easy to eat. Every piece is yummy inside. Yeah, it's so good. It's good. All right, just finished dinner, but we're feeling kind of tired, so we're probably going to skip the go-kart. Oh, they have guns. Me Why is everybody I don't cuz I think they're just like looking at [ __ ] Boat and like the old [ __ ] and they don't realize that the world's moved on to good bar 50 [ __ ]

bar 50 cal paintball gun [ __ ] big ass manif look at the compressor there's four engines I don't think that's allowed in the United States no no compressor none of this none of this is allowed okay you you you go first target practice how many do you have how many can you load at once keeping going load a whole bag whole mag. E, you hit three targets. Oh, let's see you go. Let's see you go. Oh my god, it has a sniper scope. It doesn't perfectly, dude. It works. Someone put their heart. Okay. Well,

on the other gun, it did not work perfectly, bro. Yeah, this is a really good range. Son, it had a pneumatic thing to reset all the targets, too, dude. Sometimes it's so accurate. All right. Okay. I won that one. Yeah, you did. We're heling all day just to put another helmet on. You guys don't know how long we've been riding. Wait, you MiguS are the fastest we've ever seen. just living like the biggest man in [ __ ] earth right now. Dude, the the pedals are so small. Good shot. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Track record incoming. Oh yeah. It's a full speed track. Oh my god. [ __ ] I think the corner was physically impossible without him. Very hard, bro. [ __ ] Oh yeah. You hear the corner, bro? It was so tight. Deja vu. On the street, man. I felt a lot faster than I speed lever. [ __ ] Did you pull the speed lever on your right? Hard not to hit it. Yeah. I feel like we're just faster than this. We were blazing. Camelas is slow to die. We raced at four, dude. This doesn't make sense.

I want to go. Okay, we paid for a third activity. We don't know. We They cut it, but we did a race to see who was faster. Michael beat me. Was I? Yeah. On the time trial. No, you got one crazy time. The first lap. I don't think it was faster than you though. Your time was good. Yeah. Yeah. Body weight in these. Like I'm just I just you know like you know I'm No, like you're really large. Oh, it's in a escape room. Yeah. What happened is we went to this place. We're like, "We're

going to go-kart." And then they were like, "Do you want the package?" And we saw the guns and we're like, "Go-kart and guns? Let's do it." But we didn't realize it was go-kart, guns, and escape room. cuz she was like she was like we we were like ready to leave and pay and she's like follow me upstairs and then and then it was escape room. Dude, do having to do a Chinese escape room sounds like a saying. Yeah, it sounds like a like this is as hard as a Chinese escape room. Family Guy cutaway. Oh

no. Wait, you think we can't do this? Thank you. It's in Chinese. My goal. We shouldn't be here. There's so many activities. I'm pretty sure the entire room is wired to that piano. Like the like this. Yeah. Hell yeah. This is how I wire things. It was trash. Why is my butt out? Michael is trying to figure out how to rewout the wire. I think it's a normally off electromagnet. So, I think if you just lift me up there and I unplug it, I think we just escape. Okay. How's that? Is this going to hurt

you or help you? I've been eating a lot of rice. Three, two, one. Yeah. Okay. Dude, did you see that? Dude, that's her. She pulled up, dude. She pulled up. That's so good. That's so funny because we were sitting there like, dude, she's going to be so impressed. Yeah, she's going to think we're great. Yep. Okay, cool. And let's plug it back in. Three, two, one. Thank you. Yay. Oh, there's more. That was part. There's more. There's more. Chinese escape room. Any bright ideas for this one? Same strategy. Huh? Check this out. What? What? What

could the code be? Yeah, I actually I don't see it in this like for that one is like it's the piano wire to there's a wire over here. Oh, this is like a cell wire. Like a data wire, not a power. Oh, door. This door. Do you think that's Yeah, I don't know. It was just a cable leading to a switch that said door in English. Yeah. And maybe the real challenge was can a Chinese person read door in English? In English. That must have been the escape room. But it was pretty easy. We must

have some sort of record escape room to this day. Okay. Yeah. Track record. Gunshot record. Yeah. Perfect solve. Escape room. That was fun. You want a little dessert? That was good. Yes. It was really good. That was one of the best. It's not bad. We got cream. We got cream. I don't know what it is. You're really going to like it. Try and abate your gag for that. M. Good. Good. Good. I like that one a lot. Good. It was good. I don't know what the flavor was. The cream flavor. You got to say good

night, man. As much as I hate to see the sunset on a beautiful day such as kid day, you got to say good night. We're going to do our nighttime routine of I fall asleep and Michael takes a shower. It's a good night. It's a good [ __ ] routine. I mean, I feel like we got it down to kind of the silence now. Do you usually come out and see me sleeps? Yeah. Yeah. You're always here. I'll show you what you That's what you [ __ ] look like when you sleep. I don't know

how he sleeps like this. It's like if I enter that pose, my body is like sleep mode engaged. I think it's cuz you're getting no blood to your frontal cortex anymore. Black out. A 30-second countdown goes off and I fall asleep. I don't know how you sleep like that. Phone in hand. Yeah. Every night I would be browsing through Spotify, sorting by new. He browses Spotify. I go through every picture in my 7,000 gallery camera roll. I'm like looking through New Central Sea songs reading the lyrics. I don't know how. to like a vampire. Yeah,

actually true. I wake up every [ __ ] day. I cannot wake him up. I try to sometimes. Highest monk. Sometimes I try to wake you up cuz we're like early start. You do look like a guy lying down in a coffin. Look at my neck, bro. Yeah. Michael has a small bath towel behind his neck. Yeah. That he rolls up like like Japanese man has rolled this sushi roll one billion times. Yeah. I'm perfect at it now. I got a I got a sock filled with rice at the house so I don't have to

like do it every night. Yeah. And then and then cannot move because then he hurts his neck. Yeah. Yeah. Who snores? I think we're a snoreless house. I did. I I didn't hear you snore. Maybe I didn't hear you snore very much at all. Yeah. No, maybe not a single time. It's a pretty I sometimes snore on my back, but never on my side. Only reason we don't never have an early start is cuz this guy does not wake up in the morning. He gets so sleepy. He gets so sleepy. Well, it's cuz like every

night it's like an and a half before I fall asleep. Dude, that's like when I hit stop record, I'm done. I'm done, bro. I know you're done while I'm out of the shower. Yeah. Once I I think Chinese in my head trying to fall asleep. You think Chinese in your head? Like all the mistakes that I've made throughout the day. I'm like saying I'm so out of thoughts by the night. Like right now, I'm not really thinking that much. Like I'm I'm e right now. It's bedtime for me. I woke up at like 8. So,

it's like I got only thoughts. I have no thoughts in my head. No, Chinese. I get you. Look, I'll stay up. I'll I'll do your strat tonight. Stay up for an hour and a half. It's a bad strat. Don't do it. It's not good. No, I'll do it, man. It should be fine. You just pop out Red Bull. Uh, W series, bro. You want to call it today? Yeah. Yeah, I think that's good. How's it? What are we like now? Now we're This is how far I thought we were on day two. Two. Yeah, day

two. And it's day six. And we're not even halfway. We're We're We've made it through. I mean, I guess three prefectures, but really two from where we started, dude. And then next day is No, not next day is sick day. Next day is we get to that town. Yeah. We lay the groundwork to become horribly sick. Yeah. Um, are you [ __ ] free Sunday? No. No, I was kidding. [ __ ] joke, unfortunately. Wait, what about Sunday night? Probably also no. Not for this, bro. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Sunday night. Yes. Yeah. Yes.

Yes. Uh, okay. Then the next one might be my What day you free? pretty much after Sunday. I only got this weekend uh for things to do. Okay, then I can do Tuesday. Yeah, I'm not going to look at my calendar. I'm not lying to you. We'll do it [ __ ] Tuesday. Oh, yeah. I'll look at the Billy Billy comments for day six. Billy Billy comments. Lily [ __ ] Pichu. That's weird that she's in the Billy Billy comments. She is. She's the first one. Hi, I love reading comments here. I made an account.

Harry Potter is the cutest. And she did the dogemail, which is very a very good one. She's replying to people, too. Also, I'm sorry if the comment section turns out people saying hi and off topic stuff. I'm afraid I'll annoy everyone eventually. Yeah, I'm free Tuesday. Down for Tuesday? Yeah, I got a doctor's appointment, but then I'm free. Uh, hell yeah. Uh, too bad they're not going to Chongqing. Some troll told them to visit. Go visit Chongqing. What? On their way without transluc. I'm genuinely curious where they could find their way. I think Chongqing is

like horrible. No, the as a place or from our route. Uh, no, no, no. Like as a route. Like I I just hear that place is bad and filled with bad people. Yeah. No, I think it was way off. If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's like a horrible city for for our route for motorcycles. Yeah, I should end my sentence. No thoughts though. Yeah, it it's completely off of where we are. What by like 100km? Yeah, Aiden went he said he loved it, but yeah, it seems like really like it's not a bike

friendly city. Yeah, that makes sense. I think it's also huge. Michael's electrician experience coming in clutch when Lilig and Michael realize they're trapped in an all Chinese escape room. Star technician unplug the magnet. I heard that if you post a comment here, someone overseas is live streaming it. Hey, I know you're watching, dude. They [ __ ] clocked me. Yeah, I got you. Good mouse. Hi. I even got the mic over. Yeah. Yeah, AI, bro. It recreated the mic. That's impressive. I'm so busy every day. I first watch Lewig's YouTube upload, then read the comments,

then I come back to the Billy Billy upload video. Then at night, I watch Lily fanf fan foolscara Ivon, then I react, then I watch them react to Billy Billy. And now Wubby, if you're reading this, please watch tip to tip and some more HTX videos. Oh, hi chat. Oh, hi chat. HTX does rule. Yeah, we got to find him. It's exactly the same as when I was watching it. I genuinely felt like this is part of the Harry Potter and the gun. I think the only reason Isaac could call Harry Potter more was cuz

that it doesn't sound like Harry Potter and I think they don't know how to say it. Yeah. I don't think they call him Harry Potter. I got called it in the airport. Did What did they say? They said you look like Harry Potter. There we go. Yeah. I love that gun. There's a comment in the YouTube section. Chinese kids thought they looked 18 because American dramas often have 30-year-old actors playing high school seniors. Probably true. Actually true. I remember Jackson from Hannah Montana was 30 years old. Yeah. Bro's Chinese level isn't enough to enjoy a

Chinese escape room, but two sweat lords chose to any% speedrun and set a world record. Yes. When you're in China, you should speak Chinese. The creator is trying hard to speak Chinese, and that deserves encouragement, even if it's not great. Dude, that was it. Turned out to be good. Does that play in China like it does in the States? Yeah, surely. I want the whole world to know I have two adorable cats. Oh my god, you do. [ __ ] Instagram page, bro. All right, one more. Old man, the Americans are here to steal our

oil at the gas station. The US is not awesome, dude. I really want to know what he said. Yeah, Cam, you got ideas or could you just edit it and send it just for us? Just send it to us, Cam. Just I promise I won't share it. I promise I won't share it. I really just want to know that. All right, this is the first part of probably three parts. Yeah, it's kind of crazy how long the episode there of reacting and and and we'll have another one freaking next time. That's it. That's it. Goodbye

everyone. Bye you guys. Goodbye everyone. I'm going to raid uh Connor. I think Connor's alive. Wow. For his cyclon. Whoa. That's sick. And by the way, guys, we are raising money for charity. We've already raised $20,000 and that doesn't include the money that comes with the auction. So, we're at like 40,000. Uh Lee specifically gave me charities. So, if you bid on the motorcycle ride, the helmet, or the book, uh you can see that each of these go to different charities that Lee picked out. So, the Shiaoyang County Charity or the Han Hongs Love Charity

or the Yan Ron Angel Foundation. Um, so they all go to specific foundations that that Lee picked out. Or you can enter a raffle for like five bucks or 10 bucks. Um, and oh, you can see how many entries there are. Look at that. For the copper magnet, 1,000 people entered for the trip to China. Yeah, that does make sense. That makes sense. That is a really cool one. So, that alone raised 10K. Sheesh. Um, but anyway, check it out. And if you don't want that and you're like, "Hey, I want a product." Then you

can buy the new item in the shop, my hat. And that $10 of which goes to charity. No item shop. Um, but that's it. That's it. That's it. Let me raid. Connor is doing a charity live stream of his own, actually. Um, biking across Japan. Um, not as hard as motorcycle driving, people say. Sure. Do you keep the bikes? We do not have the bikes anymore. That would be pretty hard to get from China. It's a nice bike though. I miss it. But anyway, uh we're out. I'll be live tomorrow, but we'll be live to

watch tip to tip on Tuesday. Yeah. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye forever. Goodbye. Peace out. What do I