[Music] [Music] tonight in London we have the night of nights damn there is so much talent in this city the AAA rated bodyguard of the Year Awards who you most excited to see tonight Mike oh my God I mean there is only one white hot favorite here Steve and you know this bodyguard has had the best Client List the best evasive car Maneuvers the best gun handling skills CH even has the best hair and he actually insists his clients wear seat belts he's The Bodyguard that needs no introduction Michael Bryce is the clear favorite this
year the final award for the AAA bodyguard of the year and the winner is my personal hero Michael Bryce what so heavy woo wow uh I just just want to uh serious [Laughter] tick to [Applause] [ __ ] and how often do you have this dream just once oh well that's not a night right mostly when I'm asleep it's what my life was supposed to be I was the perfect executive protection agent till I lost it all when Darius concade killed my most important client Darius Kincade is he a relative of yours God no it's
a Hitman wed for like a zillion murders around the world even took a bullet bodyguarding committee they wouldn't they wouldn't recognize it apparently they don't take kindly to protecting sociopaths so in 2 weeks I have to go in front of a tribunal and try to get my AAA rated license back to deal with the future we sometimes have to deal with the past quite often validation issues stem from a disapproving father I don't have validation issues I have a licensing issue I am a bodyguard without a license that's like being a a belly dancer without
a torso I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for for a while and find happiness within within what within yourself happiness in who you are I'm listening well first things first I think uh all the guns and violence are weighing on your soul so you need to get away and clear your mind and then you can find your future self wa like like a cool futuristic bodyguard with Super Stop stop thinking about bodyguarding do you have a dream vacation at all I've heard Italy is lovely at this time of year so how about Tuscany no
no no not Tuscany no no Tuscany anything but Tuscany okay uh Capri then Capri like the pants also a lot of clients find it helpful writing journal letters to their future self or recording voice memories what if I call him I could leave him voice messages I have my phone with me all the time Joanne this is great I feel like we're making really great progress here so do I yeah and don't feel like you need to check in with me again I mean this is very much your journey now my journey you've graduated therapy
graduated repeat after me no bodyguarding no [Music] guarding good no guns no guns wait no no hold on can I uh can I keep my pen knife though yeah you can very functional tool you know it for and your future self finding happiness with those are the only two people that you need to be protecting right now okay I can't believe I graduated congratulations really crazy Jesus Christ [ __ ] after 2 years of crippling EU sanctions Greece's economy has spiraled into freefall causing Mass demonstrations civil unrest and Nationwide strikes we now cross live as
the head of the EU Mr Walter fiser will announce his decision in 4 days time at the end of the fiscal year the European Union will impose further economic and financial sanctions on the nation of Greece there will be no question we are moving Mr Fisher to the extraction Point prepare the helicopter today's announcement of further sanctions has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens with thousands of protesters causing white you know that gree is the motherland of civilization she gave the world Art and Science culture and tragedy Aristotle if this is about
the decision you must reverse it there is no way it was a democratic vote you have suffocated my country Mr Fisher but mark my words in 4 days time at the exact moment when your sanctions will commence all of Europe's infrastructure will burn financial markets will collapse and millions of lives will be lost while gree will return to her rightful place as the center of civilization hello you've reached Michael Bry please leave a message and have a AAA day hey there future Michael it's today Michael I'm not great at First Impressions I just want to
say that I think you'd be proud to know that I graduated therapy I'm officially on sabatical and to be honest I don't know why I didn't do this sooner it's it's only been 12 hours but already the world feels more abundant as if somehow it's been waiting for me to make this change I think about my license and I asked myself what was I so worked up about in fact for the first time since concade killed kurasawa I'm starting to imagine a life without bodyguarding or guns or blood I know this sounds crazy but this
really feels like a new beginning let's go come on I know you don't I know you I'm Sonia King K the Mafia took my husband we have to go get him no no no I I'm not getting involved in this I'm under strict psychological orders how did you find me the [ __ ] hold on a second finally Darius isn't haunting my dreams if you don't help me I am going to put my stra B and I am going to [ __ ] your dreams until they wish they were your nightm [ __ ] first
of all your mouth needs an exorcism second of all why does he need my help he said get Michael Breeze he said that yes I thought he hated come on let's go what he say exactly who was K Kate's tone who gives a [ __ ] come on let's go get on [Music] it take the gun no I'm not doing guns right [Music] [Applause] now I got it over back back just a little bit over move back just a little [Music] bit wait wait wait no no no no no there's got to be a safer
way down there's got to be a safer way down there maybe like a switch okay really go so where is he they took him from me Brie we going to go on our honeymon we're going to take a road trip through Italy I always dreamed of it you know I everything was going to be so romantic so perfect and then this [ __ ] [ __ ] took off on the most exciting moment of our first first night of our honeymoon the next thing I know the phone rings and he's been captured by the Mafia
Baby I need help but he's a workaholic P I know he took a [ __ ] job well he is a monster I just want him to provide me with the EST stability that we need to start the family did you say family we're trying to have a baby God have mercy on our souls we have fued so hard and so tenderly and in so many different places POS and I just haven't gotten pregnant you know what I think the problem is biology yeah m is too tight you what my [ __ ] [ __
] my puss is just too tight and since Dario uses all his testosterone in his Macho [ __ ] the whiny sperm abort the Mission halfway up my [ __ ] pie hi I'm going to be such a good mother I can't imagine anyone good her do you have pepper spray I'm un [Music] sabatical good evening gentlemen who's that the client will never get to meet your concern is the demonstration so please demonstrate data Junctions are always encased and dunks on carbide the only thing harder is Diamond there are thousands of data Junctions across Europe
each of them located by classified coordinates the bigger the Chon you wish to hack the bigger the drill you will need then it's just a matter of uploading my bi selecting the radius of the attack weaponizing everything connected to the crit byby [Music] satisfied it's perfect very kill them copy that Target Lo the city of Zagreb has woken to Absolute chaos this morning after a high velocity surge wiped out its power grid the climbing Dent has now reached 75 Mr O'Neal superintendent Crowley with half of Greece in a state of Anarchy I hope you have
a very good reason for pulling me out of a un security Sumit God damn right I do seen the news the damage to the data t in line with a lightning strike and I'm inclined to agree does this look like the victim of a lightning strike to you it also looks like gun the Von Weber he's wanted in 16 countries for hacking infiltrating and undermining the world's most secure cyber systems where are you going with this my Italian informant car specified there was large scale Cyber attack in 4 days Mr O'Neal you have been warned
repeatedly that it's against protocol to deal with unsanctioned criminal informants listen I have been your for a month okay and the only thing you people do is watch [ __ ] soccer not one bar carries Sam Adams so the least you could do is let me do what we do in Boston okay we work with the bad guys to get the worst guys this was a trial run and Carlo has been asked to buy the next coordinates tomorrow night in Pino all right what do you want I want an office I want a SWAT team
I want an unlimited budget and if I solve this case I want you to send me it back to Boston I'll give you 24 hours in a surveillance van need a translator you can have mine what do they call you ELO [ __ ] ELO traditional Scottish name all right William walls warm up to Chopper we're going to Italy [Music] darus King Gade a little birie told me that you were in town remember me your old B Carlo I remember killing a bunch of [ __ ] who work for you I remember that too now
I'd like to introduce you to my friend The Butcher of ter see this reminds me of the spa back at the hotel really not at all these are the tiny [ __ ] heads that are holding my karacha okay let's blast this mother whoa whoa okay no you go in there guns blazing they're going to get trigger happy inside then it's bye-bye Darius he asked for me he needs me so we're going to do this my way that means no killing no guns and no blood boring is always mess understood of course not Jesus Christ
[ __ ] what have you done these spers got a little bit too fresh I specifically said no killing no blood and no guns I'm not on satic go where is your shirt deal with it [Music] [Music] baby I've been alone with you inside my [Music] mind and in my dreams I've kissed your lips thousand times hang on what the [ __ ] is he doing here I believe it's pronounced thank you for what uh for saving your life again and again and again I never asked you to save [ __ ] baby what in
the absolute [ __ ] is Michael Bryce doing here you said baby get me Michael BR what no no no no no I said baby I need help get anyone but Michael Bryce what did he I don't mean I got to be best friends with him he is the most annoying [ __ ] on planet Earth excuse me I have 2020 hearing I can hear you the dead guys can hear you and what do you mean I'm the most annoying [ __ ] on planet Earth huh how many times have you nearly got me killed
not enough come on baby let's get out here before he starts the inlight safety demonstration are you using pepper spray I'm un sabatical and uh trying to find my spiritual awakener [Laughter] awaken hey I didn't have to be here you know I I had fresh cucumbers on my eyes I Hade a linen robe with an insanely High threat count it was like sing in a cloud Namaste [ __ ] darious The Hitman The Bodyguard and the con woman you dumb [ __ ] just killed Carlo the informant that was going to punch my ticket home
who the [ __ ] are you interpole agent Bobby O'Neal that's who the [ __ ] I am and I know who all three of you [ __ ] are Michael Bryce triaa rated Bonnie guard pillar of the community present thank you well I know you lost your license to protect when shotgun Wily there killed no no no that's under review okay K took that shot R over he's still taking clients name one suan theara Brussel Majesty I'm Michael Bryce your executive protection that's a felony P [ __ ] rist [ __ ] as for
you too you're looking at about a billion years in prison but today's your lucky day because instead of going to the electric chair I'm going to give you a shot at Redemption now I got Intel on a mystery big shot that's about to launch a full scale Cyber attack Carlo my now dead informant was going to buy a hard drive containing the coordinates of the attack why are you king me I didn't now thanks to your blood bath that can't happen so you [ __ ] are going to part aeno and you're going to make
the buy instead uh Bob a quick sideb honey listen uh first off I'm happy to postpone my sabatical if it's going to keep me out of jail but I think you know you should really reconsider working with these guys I don't want to to because they're you know don't [ __ ] crazy [ __ ] wow okay Comfort Rings you are going going to be the goofy bodyguard for Carlos British mistress while grumpy pants here make sure that hard drive gets out are we clear we could just take the money and run baby I'm TI
of running darness a superintendent Crowley how how nice I don't want to go bit did you guys see how hard that guy punch what if somebody's upstairs shut up okay change of plans there's been a heist in a tree has shiing Dock and it could be related but that does not change what's happening here now Sean connory here is going to give you a bunch of money to make the buy see that it's your buy money one dime goes missing you try to go awall and I'm going to slap Global red [ __ ] notices
on all your asses oh no not red notices what are you doing not on me what is this a noia listen to I don't know how to look at look at me look at me look at me I'm looking at you you stay in close contact with me you understand I'll call you all when I call you answer and you resources are kind of low I want you to enjoy your transportation do not [ __ ] this up oh we are definitely going to [ __ ] this up I mean look at the two people
you're sading get your ass making it out of this room he may as well hire brain damage it's over I understand some people get cold feet on their wedding day but I would have never thought that you you get gold dick on our honeymoon night baby baby I said I was sorry Sorry's not good enough I want an explanation where the [ __ ] were you where were you Darius just tell her I took a job okay [ __ ] you [ __ ] you now's a good time to to to talk about the seat
Bel rule perhaps now's a good time to talk about the shut the [ __ ] up rule I'm just saying it because she's driving like a crash test do not criticize my wife driving [ __ ] you know what I just realized I'm not going to let you crazy [ __ ] Ru my [ __ ] I'll treat this as a lovely road trip through Italy and I'll just pretend that you are still my devoted husband I am and you Bree you will be you will be the human luggage yes we are now on honeymoon
first of all it's a mission second of all and just so we're clear I promised my therapist no bodyguarding so I'm not protecting either one miss this is what the [ __ ] hey eyes on road eyes on road babies need to be created in a stimulating environment I must be aroused by side scene shopping fine dining but we are officially on honeymon did she say fine dining let's not do that guys let's just focus on the road here oh can I get all right I got it no it's fine you guys just you guys
have at it maybe feather the break a bit feather the break a [Music] bit yo LMO you Fu why'd you lie to her [ __ ] are you talking about you lied to her back there you weren't on a job and how would you know that because there's like 22 body indications when somebody lies and you exhibited 40 if you say one word to Sonia about this I'll invent new ways to kill your ass wow you must have done something really serious Darius honesty is the best policy I don't take relationship advice from single [
__ ] I don't have a calling plan make it [Music] quick do the job okay Pino has water VI which means it's perfect for us where you [Music] going Sonia what the [ __ ] you better hope that job's worth it [ __ ] what job don't who the [ __ ] is this we have avability at 2m who the [ __ ] is car to the and you want it too I love [Music] com [Applause] [Music] I said dumping I can't stop you people [ __ ] insane hey watch your mouth I picked you
up from the street saved you from son stroke and now you're calling me insane sunstroke you could go to jail for leaving a dog in a hot car and don't even get me started on the psychological ramifications of what I heard you two doing is that Valentino no it's mine did did you spend the buy money come on they totally expect us to spend some of it yeah no no obviously I'm I'll cover it with my life savings I think it's a great idea just going to make a call wish I Hadar some lights you
hello you reached Michael Bry please leave a message and have a AAA day that little Mission we were on well we're we're uh we're way off course can't even see the course anymore or hear it for that matter uh my ears are still ringing from from ferocious sexual intercourse leading to a rolling quadruple climax anyway I'm venting I don't want to vent to you so I'll uh catch up with you later [ __ ] who were you talking to that's a secret I know your secret you do you are so lonely that you were talking
to yourself lisen Breeze you really hurt my feelings do you really think I am crazy no I think you're you're unusually aggressive um violent but in an unpredictable way I would make a great mother don't you think I would make a mother oh my God a child would be so lucky to have you as its host thank you PRI thank you it must be your powerful asexuality that makes you such a good listener let me guess Crowley gave us a [ __ ] lead no one will tell me what was said it was a classified
military shipment whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what are the [ __ ] odds seems lightning strikes twice we need to get that packing slip you propose me do that Mr Bobby what the [ __ ] are you doing son of a [ __ ] last time I saw something like this Bruce Willis was drilling a hole in an asteroid Bobby I'm glad you called listen it's a diamond Tip Drill and I know there's a link but this drill was [ __ ] massive you were right we picked up some chatter in our Rome
office the mob are making a Buy in Pino they're purchasing classified coordinates of a large scale data grid we've got a surveillance team there you have a team in part of yeah moving into position now get the chopper get the chopper oh Bobby if this actually turns out to be what you say it is I will personally make sure you get your transfer back to Boston oh Ma'am I can't I can't thank you enough thank you so much thank you ma'am we're going to Pino let's get into the character I'm The Bodyguard now let's hear
the British accent of Carlos's mistress my British accent is perfect you [ __ ] let's skip the British accent and go straight to being brutally executed that's a sight line D just protecting my ass set we here to see Vladimir I'm The Bodyguard Security check 2 minutes out Do's got a team in place and got to call off the Buy she finds out I've got those three [ __ ] working for me there's not answering the phone what' I tell him burn the phone pick it up thank you very much great [Music] work oh [
__ ] what's wrong just a former client and it's fine he didn't see me you must be Vladimir Carlos s hiss he thought it would attract less attention he thought wrong but nobody's complaining son of a [ __ ] you have the security feed yet getting get now don't move till the buy is made and they're out of the club there's too many civilians Roger that these are the classified coordinates to the entire European data grid okay no no no no no no no these are proximity paired until the buyer's fingerprint disarms the bracelet I
suggest you do not let the briefcase out of 5 m radius for more than 15 seconds if you do bracelet explodes keep it close it will be a shame for that beautiful face to be disintegrated by TNT [ __ ] I should just popped this [ __ ] right now address oh the delivery address in Florence I love Florence and I adore culture you will deliver to the buyer tomorrow at the ludoo gallery auction Michael Bry you have me confused with someone else I never get to face a man who saved my life In My
Darkest Hour come on Bryce didn't he lose his license when kurasawa was killed no no no no he's got me mistaken for someone else Bry I told you for the record that's sping review [ __ ] why would Carlo hire an unlicensed bodyguard to protect the love of his life right you're fired you're [ __ ] fired well this true baby Carlo always has Preferred younger women excuse me I've seen him with the woman in her 30s but never dis old no no no no no no no don't don't laugh Here Comes old lady right
what the [ __ ] did you just say you fing a licking [ __ ] monkey donkey blowing [ __ ] that sounded really Mexican [ __ ] we have a problem this is a [ __ ] setup you don't [ __ ] say vape juice get that case of her get me car on the phone and here we go [Music] B [Music] cor [ __ ] clear the room let's [Music] [Music] go feel like giving me a hand conate [Music] [Applause] triple agents you are authorized shoot to kill get the [ __ ] out
[Music] now bre breathe the G come on bit [Music] [Applause] [Music] say my age please I'm fished shall we go now still Mexican [Music] [Applause] [Music] get to the [ __ ] dock now please [Music] [Music] please out of my [ __ ] way please target heading for the water let's [Applause] go you better say something nice about my Brea ashes ashes dust to dust we will never forget the time you spit with us that was beautiful you should have been a priest okay let's toss his ass in and [Music] bounce what and the absolute
[ __ ] is wrong with you people we gave you a seab burial sea burial well you didn't have a heartbeat I'm wearing cavlar these were your operatives I've never seen them before only one number called his phone that Michael Bryce was in possession of and it was yours we have less than 2 days before this attack happened two days I gave you a chance you went behind my back and you employed two criminals and an unlicensed bodyguard and now they're in possession of critical evidence for all I know they could be on Cyber attack
oh they're not in on the attack trust me they're idiots put out a global red notice on Darius concade Sonia concer Michael Bry we have a problem three unknown fugitives escaped with the coordinates Interpol were all over the scene seems that we have a rat get me Carlo on the phone sir Carlo's dead find the fugitives kill them I need the [Music] briefcase [ __ ] what's wrong you can't be serious about what my ribs are broken I came down a little case of 12 gauge shotgun to the chest remember hey Brey don't worry is
going to take care of you this will make you feel better thank you there you go bab the auction of artworks by the reclusive Greek shipping billionaire is believed to be the last of a long line of assets he's liquidated outside of his home you know his motivation for selling up in Europe is but analysts are calling it Financial suicide ooh that is one hell of a security detail holy [ __ ] Magnus who who only the AAA rated bodyguard of the year 3 years in a row they give you [ __ ] Awards yes
they give us Awards and we have conventions and everything you no award for hit man it's called lethal injection God look at him he's so strong confidence like a panther let me see this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] zento that is a good [ __ ] hit man right there took a lot of business from me find yourself a nest I'm going to take the tower whoever wants this briefcase is a serious High Roller cuz magnuson's fee is astronomical releasing the package I want everyone on high alert and bingo oh that is awful
it's like Liberace banged a set of curtains Magnuson three pigeons on the rooftop they have the stolen briefcase take the shot oh [ __ ] z g get Aristotle to safety scatter and converge in that case they won know we have five possible Escape Routes they have five possible Escape Routes should is the decoy it appears they have no decoy sir my God they Ames all right let's go come [Music] on listen to me we' have an extraction vehicle waiting these idiots don't have an extraction vehicle get go now oh bre I recognize me which
means he probably knows my moves I don't recognize any of these losers shoot your kill chist we got to go just a moment got it go let's [Music] go p is loose keep it inside me please watch out [Music] me wow this guy's huning skills are actually incredible Steve the queen ain't got [ __ ] on you I think that's the first time you've ever said anything nice to [Music] me right right go go go [Music] R what the [ __ ] what did you give him just pain us he's so delicate flying West keep
it in sight oh no not that there's [ __ ] I'm not wearing a [Music] sports Jesus this guy's a limied this is not [ __ ] honey this is shitty Mo I say we had a pretty great [ __ ] day are you [ __ ] kidding me Cho [Music] wine tasting someone else that's money [Applause] flow one bird still remaining in Flight looking up you fell asleep good afternoon I'd like to offer up a ceasefire oh you hand over that briefcase and I'll gladly undo that bracelet sure Buck at me that's the end
of Brie's Idol Hearts F South get the case [ __ ] then we lose them no you didn't lose them [Music] Sona back in the car it's reloading Take the Wheel no what are you doing hang on Baby [Music] they didn't we the seat belt fugitives responsible for a nightclub shootout in ptoo last night for and are believed to be hiding somewhere in Italy our world new I'm sorry to inform you but the Three Fugitives managed to escape search for international conwoman son King and Darius King I want life asle little can you please up
[Music] on hey what were those pills it's just lithium lithium baby lithium's not paying medication R you want some more don't don't you come anywhere near me I've had it with you too I'm sorry to say this Sonia but you are crazy hey you can't talk to my wife that way why not she'd make a terrible mother I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care you need to apologize to Sona right now oh but you got to what are you going to shoot me now father of the year right here can't wait hey hey
where you going got said apologize I'm just going to ride the lithium [Music] out hey you all right I'm great took a bullet for him took a bullet for her yeah pry is just everybody's favorite little bullet caddy isn't he okay game on come on give me a sign any sign please okay that is a sign just not the one I'm looking for anything anything at all I see what you're doing I you want to play ball we're going to play ball our honeymoon is a delicious [ __ ] I don't have a fetus in
my womb but I do have a bomb on my wrist hey I said some awful stuff back there because I was involuntarily administered lithium apology I'm not apologizing I know someone who can help us out just like that gun thing you can't press doorbells either it's just I haven't spoken to my father since I lost my license so you're admitting you're unlicensed you don't understand he's the greatest bodyguard who ever lived and I'm just me what are you doing what you do [ __ ] all right Mr Bry sat back we Cher the wood give
me a moment I'll get you some water [ __ ] is a family FY [Music] well hey Papa I never imagined I'd be coming home like this I always thought it would be under different circumstances I'm sure you know my uh my license is under review sorry for being such a disgrace we really need your help out there in the world you're an unlicensed protection agent but here here you are my son and this is your home what the [ __ ] just chill I'm trying to have a long awaited moment with my dad I
get it you're freaking out he's he's a legend yes that's weird for you but to me he's just papa no I'm freaked out because because his voice is so deeply rich and its Timber yes it's remarkable but a lot of people no [ __ ] it's not his voice the fact that he's published author huh what is it Darius spit it out cuz frankly it's exhausting to hear you beat about the bush around Junior I'm sorry the expression is beat around the bush interesting it's around sorry I'm I know who you are I watch the
news hello my dear nice to meet you Mr Brie father my pleasure you have a lovely son can we have it removed oh we'll do our best jepi yes sir make arrangement for a safe house and the necessary equipment to unlink a TI 47 when the [ __ ] were you going to tell me your dad was black stepdad and I fail to see how that's relevant why don't you start seeing with your heart instead of your hate reant heart hate what the [ __ ] are you talking about you know exactly what I'm [
__ ] now boys sorry papa no no biig rink on my roof okay understood who's hungry I can eat good good hungry a little peckish [Music] are all the bullets dad's taking for heads estate impressive nothing like taking a bullet to make you feel like a man yeah taking 20 myself I took a bullet yeah yeah for uh for Darius I saved his life right Darius Bree took a wet from my husband at ha he was very brave check it out right there Bon looks like a freckle he also took a shotgun blasphemy last night
no what actually well I was wearing Kevlar Kevlar real tripa is never wearing Kevlar course knowing Bryce and his trusty pen knife he'll have the danger all taken care of before it even gets to there you you you laugh but countless heads of state have been taken out by the pen knife no one sees it coming uh yes Elena's gelato best gelato this excuse me Bry Bry what's wrong with him Mr gelato forgot it's a trigger why all of Bryce's memories are with his mother she used to call him her little bodyguard every Sunday she
would take Bryce to the amusement park but it wasn't the ride she was interested in it was the gelato then what happened did he choose the wrong flavor no my here fate chose his mother to this day I have no idea why a full figured 290 lb Italian man wanted to ride the paratrooper truth is I don't want to know some things are best left un said and Bryce well he chose to blame himself that's why he loves seed bels still doesn't explain why he's so annoying you're at ding hi hi are you okay I'm
fine I'm fine do you want me to push you no no no no no no no no thank you I just I I I Cry Sometimes when I'm awake so your father told us what happened to your mother if I just ordered Peach gelato a minute sooner she'd be she'd still be alive it's my fault my dad I get it no no no no it's not your fault you cannot blame yourself me it's perfectly normal to feel guilty I understand you better than you think my mother was hidden by a shark now seeing your mother
being devoured by a beast it can really traumatize you more than you you can think but my God has it done a number on you honey I mean you are [ __ ] up in more ways than I can count now it all makes sense including your obsession with my boobs what did you I'm sorry did you say Bo with your boobs I don't I've never thought about your boobs that have been once I didn't have boobs until right now just okay Jesus Christ all right when you save me you very gently cop your hands
and push me by the boob to save me from the bull could hear the little boy inside of you screaming mommy please don't die I don't think that's what I was screaming I don't sound like that at all if it makes you feel any better it doesn't I cannot eat gelato either right doesn't make me feel better I don't care I'm lactose intolerant I still don't care I'm going to head back inside I think they're serving um self-esteem okay hey this was great was really really great to get to the safe EXC excellent thank you
very much make right good news my contact says everything is all set we'll have that t47 off of you in no time meanwhile I'll sort everything out within AO just let them have a moment together bra I'm sorry about the gelato hey now the guys lose their license and never come back look at you you're going to be a hero I'll come down to the safe house to see you after I've got some more information I'll also have a talk with the review board see to you get a good hearing thank you thank you Dad
no worries oh Bryce take the jack the jack one I wasn't even allowed to look at as a kid you earned [Music] [Applause] [Music] it damn I love this [ __ ] yes I just acknowledge for one second that not only are we safe but I think I'm going to get my license back all because of my father I'm so happy for you Bree Baby something I've been meaning to tell you what you know I think I'm going to I'm going to join dad's agency Bryson son sounds a little cotton mouth you guys just can't
keep your hands office [Music] this feels familiar I don't spend that much time with my head in bag do you think maybe once you could spot the Ambush what my hair [ __ ] what in the able money sign is [Music] that Aristotle Papa my darling I thought I had lost you forever so many sleepless nights so long have I wondered in a maze of this bear uh anybody want to tell me what the [ __ ] going on here mon a girl who had lost her way turning tricks with wealthy men at craft Stables
but when she met a mysterious Greek man he taught her there was more to life a life of art literature dance and passion she learned to appreciate the finest things in life but when the chap decking aboard his Mega yach snapped her beautiful Gucci heel fate took another turn she was found by fishermen she laid him in bed for weeks and when she finally woke she had Amnesia now seeing your face and listening to your voice so closely to my ear you came rushing back to me you've cured me can you put the hood back
on you got history with this [ __ ] and if I known earlier it was you you who had my case I would have ensured you were treated like the Aphrodite you are thank you I have these two the brought to Lucas San Francisco in my T Chambers is a find did he say chaa no he did not perhaps one day you learn the great men don't need to strip to vulgarity to express themselves oh I know how to express myself mother take believe me I have not begun to express myself you have separate torture
chambers the final piece of my master plan to win Justice for Europe's atrocities take it to the Technology Center and have my J prepared come with me I have something to show you the room we dream of building together you ever think that maybe she's conning you what I'm just saying she's a con woman that's what con women do con person person I don't know how you say that can you guys come back a little bit later we're in the middle of a you're going to tell us everything you know I'm not telling you a
mother so you never had a family you were my only true love you have so cover so much go all day with that you can electrocute him all day it'll only make him angrier yeah you wait I on the other hand will tell you everything I'll tell you everything if you just just keep that yes Sonia showed up I was on vacation she said was in trouble all right and then interpole came I mean I didn't even know where those guys came from the guy's name was Bobby O'Neal probably Robert O'Neal that guy was mean
what is Austin five I don't even know what a f is that's like a drug thing or something got away that could be anything that Franchesco let me down it is insensitive of me to show you this considering your condition my what Carlo was an associate of mine when he found your husband he was a fertility clinic a fertility clinic buying fresh EGS I assumed you were Baron sir we have a situation remind me never to tell you [ __ ] F we're free aren't we yeah [ __ ] it let's go save my girl
I don't know if I buy this whole Amnesia thing all of this sudden hating on Sonia she [ __ ] loves hate on Sonia I'm just saying just reminds me of something you know it's like a book or a or a movie or pleas don't fire a gun in a [ __ ] you didn't get T I guess we'll find out what a Mace will do uh that's that's decorative I think what is it it's going to drive me crazy overboard Kurt Russell Goldie hun she gets amnesia oh I feel so much better oh [
__ ] [ __ ] I wanted to K that [ __ ] Sonia Sonia stop y hey you're going to get us [ __ ] killed there she is there she is no no no son hey hey hey I'm coming to get you you lie to me what the night of arh you didn't take a job were we really doing this now you went to a fertility clinic to buy fresh eggs because you think mine are rotten baby you can't buy eggs at a fertility cleaning like a grocery store that motherfucker's lying to you do
you want a life on the run or do you want the stability of a family goodbye Darius it's over we got to B no we got to go dar [Music] Ang it'll tell your heart to be and love such a crazy thing it'll break you down when you Le expected thought I knew about [Music] love she's playing him to play you you know like a triple no triple cross if that's the lifestyle she wants and he can give it to her more power to him I got no money in the bank interpost always in my
ass I'm a hit man shooting blanks hold wait what I got shot in the nuts on a job and I never told son you about it you don't have testicles no I mean yes yes I have testicles the right one cool in the gang left one for gazy so my swimmers aren't strong enough to get across the finish line so I can give Sonia what she wants most in the world I told you just be honest with her none of this would happen if you're just honest with her why can't you that [ __ ]
always leads to an ass whipping or a jail sentence I'll see you when I see you where you going hey Darius Darius dad there was an ambush and what's the Jag doing here you are the dumbest [ __ ] I have ever met wow that uh I handle Aristotle's security detail while he's in Italy you [ __ ] you you work for the bad guys a triaa puts his clients ahead of God family and certainly your panty waste such as yourself you are Cru Son of God I would turn you in but that would be
an admission that I think you're a threat oh and Bryce I spoke to the review board they agreed with me you're barred for Life wow now get off my trash you're stain on my legacy [Music] well I don't mind sleeping alone means I don't have to play your crazy games no more you're the most precious thing I've ever seen but I ain't going to let it slide when you mean [Music] me I know the love that I deserve and I hope you find yourself before I find somebody else to be [Music] out of all the
Gin joints in all the world you walk in the M my dad screwed us he's Aristotle's head of security also he really hates me how you an apology conade you know your thing really is better than my thing No More Mr Nice price right I want to be a badass you know I want to be loose hey we should do some coke [ __ ] you would o on a baby ass SP and died soda I would is here who's asking [ __ ] wife [ __ ] your wife what the [ __ ] do
you want and how the [ __ ] did you find me I found you cuz they we found you [ __ ] there's a kill team coming your way so you better get the [ __ ] out of there and how dare you give me attitude when I am risking my hot ass over here so that we can have our [ __ ] honeymoon and what about all this [ __ ] in Monaco oh come on Darius you know how many men I count before you came along I never had amnesia for real how could
you think for a second that I would leave you I can't imagine my life without you baby look I didn't go to a fertility clinic because of you I think you can't get pregnant because of me baby would have been nice to have a family we can adopt oh yes baby you'll be the best father baby I mean look how good you've been for Bree this dysfunctional abandoned poor child his father obviously hates him I mean he doesn't have any friends and you you've been nothing but a ray of sunlight I love you so much
Sonia K Kade and I'm coming to rescue your ass I love you more than ever mikara but you better hurry the [ __ ] up he's going to destroy Europe to save Greece he's drilling into vero's Data GD tomorrow while he escapes on his yet you have to stop him get the [ __ ] down Darius Darius so how does it feel to lose the one you love I for one did not sleep Amnesia really do you think I haven't seen the film overboard Kurt Russell Goldy horn a minor classic ah my security has already
exterminated your Gara and you will die alone and without a family no one in this world can kill darus skin Kane that [ __ ] is unkillable wo oh gous oh [Music] [ __ ] you reach Michael Bry please leave a message and have a tripa game your mic [ __ ] are you seriously making the Bon all right now I feel like my spiritual joury is almost complete but now I [Music] realize SA he for lers woo the old Price He is long gone I'm driving without a seat belt [Music] now it's a crazy
thing happens when you when you lose everything you got nothing left to lose why [Music] you know it's like Tim mcra always says Tim MC [ __ ] who you got to Live Like You Were Dying that is the lamest [ __ ] I have ever heard in my life oh I'm at The Event Horizon baby I mean I feel truly nobody's after us slow down completely it's okay my knees headed skin broke the so I'm going to see my dad and I'm I'm really nervous want in the world is for him to be proud
of me and I think you future Michael will be proud of me for dealing with this I know I've said a lot of things whatever the [ __ ] this future Michael [ __ ] is he got to go you are future Michael [ __ ] my dad called me a stain on his legacy Christ look I get it you are a [ __ ] okay you got some [ __ ] issues but you can't allow a [ __ ] you share not one drop of DNA with to Define you something I've been meaning to
tell you when I got clipped in the nuts happened in Brussels Brussels executive protection agent I'm the one who shot you in the nuts and you never thought to tell me that that's a W for me that's a big L for you it was a Ricochet Ricochet my ass [ __ ] Roch don't count unless you call [ __ ] take the L despite the fact you get on my last nerve you're pretty good [ __ ] body guard I'm never getting my license back that's over you don't need a license [Music] what do bodyguards
do they protect people and the whole of Europe needs your protection right now now repeat after me I'm unlicensed and I don't give a [ __ ] I'm unlicensed that's terrible again I'm unlicensed and I don't give a [ __ ] louder I'm unlicensed and I don't give a [ __ ] robust I'm unlicensed and I don't give a [ __ ] now let's go do what we do and [ __ ] some [ __ ] up let's go [ __ ] some [ __ ] up wasn't touching it we're telling you the truth Sonia
told K that Aristotle is drilling into the data Junction at Verio he's going to upload the virus in an hour arle is too influential we'll never get a warrant in time let us take him down come on we just got reports of drilling at a location in the center of V what assets do we have on the ground of that region the closest agent is B O'Neal perhaps it's time we do things the Boston Way fine alert all local forces and send them to that drill we've also located his magot fleeing for international waters don't
be the government agent in the documentary who has all the info on the bad guy then lets him go anyway don't don't be that guy woman I think that's implied what do you need to stop Aristotle we need boats and we need guns it's my [ __ ] body guard and we need them what what are your names Gary Johan Gary Johan are you ready to get your [ __ ] on BR came out wrong not together with us that also came out wrong you're going to get your [ __ ] on in an action
[Music] context we have visual of the Hitman and the body guard leaving port in a speedboat deploy level one security I think we're outnumbered no [ __ ] [ __ ] your head [Music] I hope Gary and Johan are okay how the [ __ ] can they even think that's us those [ __ ] didn't hit nobody well it's called the decoy Darius bodyguarding 101 my dad's going to have three levels of security that was the first boring well boring is always pass the [ __ ] out of here I will turn this boat around
we're 30 seconds out from vered copy that if we don't stop the drill they'll upload the virus and wipe out Europe get down get down down get down get down everybody down everybody down shut up shut up stop stop he says they're building pipes pipes what kind of pip what kind of pip shut upit this isn't a data Junction what this is a high pressure sewage line are you telling me that we've sent all our resources to the wrong location the site manager here is telling me the type of drill that was stolen from the
do is a deep sea drill drill they're not drilling on land they're Drilling in the ocean it ain't forio the town it's forio the ocean trench and guess what's down there Europe Central data Junction what what does that mean it means the fate of Europe is in the hands of a Hitman and a bodyguard deploy the drill now drill head descending 100 m first you are going to watch Europe burn and then I am going to dump you at sea but this time without the [Music] necklace there's no one here the boat is empty [Music]
[ __ ] decoys works every time didn't you say that was several layers of security level two is going to be much more Ely not very practical can we SK a couple levels get to the hardship sure sir we have have visual of the data Junction you take the upper I'll take the lower that's funny your father told me you weren't using guns a sabatical is over now get me back my go what sort of Witchcraft is that all right you ready for the show huh huh [ __ ] that's okay they can be terribly
slippery sir we've made contact with the data Junction initiating drill sequence slight scratch slight Splash [ __ ] mag 44 has six rounds you have only one left [ __ ] fer [ __ ] I can see around corners through walls and S us even your heat signature looks old kiss [Music] [Music] you're lucky you're lucky [Music] data Junction compromised commence upload of virus virus upload initiated estimated time 6 minutes sir it appears that level one we're chasing a decoy Magnus and Center will take care of it [Music] kill her come on Hitman [Music] [Music]
a virus upload time remaining 5 minutes say hello to my little fellows as his bodyguard I strongly advise you put the gun down as his bodyguard I strongly advise you to put the gun down I can't do that one phone call and the review board renews your license it's what you've always wanted son he's my friend he's my best friend my BFF his best friends forever virus upload Time 4 minutes are you wearing Kevlar of course I'm wearing KLA I'm a 90-year-old man R what were all those stories about them Jesus that was just to
boost Book Sales [Music] time to die you old cow your father's got you right where he want you now kid you're so Sprite up time remaining three minutes forget your training Junior you forget who trained [Music] [Music] me I guess we are [Music] staling I guess not Hello darling did you finish the Kung woman her last words were that she had something in common with her husband were both [ __ ] unkillable virus upload 2 minutes tripa always has three any last words pen knife's a very versatile tool no one sees it coming [ __
] that's right Papa dickas you got to earn the right to call us [ __ ] [ __ ] virus upload time remaining 50 seconds not bad but you failed virus upload time remain no no no there's got to be way to shut this down this ship is rigged to explode if you stop the virus save yourself or save Europe which is it going to be brce Each G 30 seconds 11 defe love the hit man The Bodyguard and the conoman you [ __ ] look like [ __ ] don't talk to us like that
you cheasty [ __ ] we're not your [ __ ] anymore relax I got use your little Yacht for anyway all right but you still wanted so until inapo clears up the legals I need all three of you on that yard for the next 48 hours are we clear no uh Bob quick Side Bar no [ __ ] side where I'll punch you in your face okay [ __ ] it and are you serious about that deadly he's are sick of [ __ ] than I thought hey you sh there wait what is this this
is oh wait hold on a second you you guys got my my license back come on I'll let her explain enjoy your honeymoon [ __ ] heads thank you what's she doing my baby Kara you just signed the adoption papers the what the adoption papers you are now our son what what the [ __ ] [Music] hello you've reached Michael Bry please leave a message and have a AAA day really that's your voicemail listen it turns out it's going to take more time to get your asses unread noticed so I need you on that yach
for at least another month you know what maybe two anyway enjoy your sabatical and and say hi to your mom and dad but don't call me ever like never ever oh darus oh we finally get to make love just for the sake of [ __ ] to worry about what are you doing oh my God what are you doing what's that baby [Music] [Music] want to be [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]
