- Chris has five hearts. Every time he laughs, he loses a heart. And if he loses all his hearts in this video, he gets pelted by a hundred eggs and then gets slime dropped on top of him.
- What? I didn't know about the last part. - Pew.
- Oh wait, wait, wait. - A smile doesn't. .
. - That was a laugh. - A smile doesn't count as a laugh.
- , it was close. , it's like that was close. - You just want to pelt me with a hundred eggs.
- And slim you, yes. Someone give this man a raise. - Ooh, nice.
Oh, he's Fortnite dancing. - He's getting into it. Let's go.
Throw it back. Hey. Okay.
He's running from the cops on roller skates. - That's genius. They'll never be able to catch him.
- I got you a present. - Beans. I watched too much TikTok.
You know the comments was right, they say that you laugh at everything, just to make me laugh. - Of course. - Oh.
- Elmo. - Superheroes getting some dance. - Those aren't superheroes.
Elmo is a superhero? Dora? - I ate Mr Boosty Beasty for the first time.
Mr Beast, Mr Bust. - Mr Bust. - Stop watching so much TikTok.
- To be fair, this was like a big meme. This was everywhere. - That was funny but also kind of sad.
I don't know why I put that one in. - Sometimes watching kids get hurt is funny. As long as they're okay.
- I bet we get him on this. So we got a chicken nugget and some dipping sauce. - Yeah.
- I knew it. I knew we'd get him. - Imagine being the person at the bottom, just bam.
- Imagine losing a life 'cause you laugh. - Imagine Drgons. - These nuts all over your face.
- Yeah. - Four hearts stand between him and a hundred eggs and slime. - I can do this.
- We'll see. Let's go. - That was close.
That's cute. Look at that armadillo go. - When your son makes his own riding lawnmower.
- I'm gonna see Tucker doing this out in my backyard one day. - This wasn't even funny, I just thought this was cool. - That is actually cool.
- Hey, if you're this kid here and you can prove it, I'll send you a thousand dollars. - Wow. - Okay.
- I saw this one, sorry. - Stop watching so much Tiktok. - I do watch a lot of Tiktok.
- That would've got him if he hadn't seen it. He, oh my god. - I think I actually sent you this.
- I don't ever watch the Tiktoks you send me. - Wow. - 'Cause he send like five a day.
- I send way more than five a day. This foo. - That's funny, I thought we'd get him on that.
- Did you know you can stick a fork to a wall with tape, but you can't without tape. - That was a laugh. - That was a nose exhale.
- Which is a laugh. - I breathed outta my nose. - Are we reviewing the footage?
That's a laugh, that is 100% a laugh. You exhaled air and you smiled. That is a laugh.
Lost another heart. - Look at this distinguished gentleman. Look at the way he is sitting.
Yes, very. . .
- It looks like he's got hands. - It does. It's adorable.
- They must have thought I left. - Huskies are so freaking loud. - They're like, "Mom, Mom, you left!
" She's like, "I was pooping. " - Away for five minutes. They're like, "Mom, we're so scared.
We don't know where the food comes from. " - Do a flip. - Op.
- Okay, so look at this. - You're lucky I saw this one. - Aye, stop playin' fool.
- Yo, not only did I see this one, the top comment was "Grandpa looks like he's playing fruit ninja. " - Oh my God. It's not even windy, like why is it wavy like this?
Brandon? Oh my God. - Good for Brandon.
Me when the soup's good. - Good soup. - I wanna be that guy.
- I'm fast. I'm so fast, you couldn't even comprehend how fast I am. - Back over here.
- I laughed. - Oh, I didn't even notice. All right, he lost a heart.
- You didn't see his butt cheeks? - No. - You didn't.
. . - Wait, was his butt out?
- Yeah, his butt cheeks. - I was like, that was. .
. Oh, I was like that wasn't even that funny. - Oh my God.
- All right, Chris now has two lives remaining. You should have just not told me you laughed. - I mean the entire comment section would've been like.
. . - That is true.
- That's what you guys sound like. - All right, what about this guy giving himself a bowl cut? - See, that's not funny 'cause I had a bowl crut growing up.
- He did, here's the picture. - Stop. - Here's the picture a hundred times.
- I'm not gonna send that picture. - Oh, don't cover up that mouth. - Hi.
- Keep that mouth uncovered. Okay? - 3.
- 2, 1. - Go. - That was a laugh.
- That's not a laugh. - New rule, you make it where the camera can't see your face, we're counting it as a laugh. - That's unfair.
- Yeah. Well dude, you keep doing this bendy bend how'd we know if you laugh, you laugh. - I bend your mom.
Living God is among us, is among us. Yo, I'm a dad, I'll be doing this one day. All the dads gotta get out and investigate what's going on.
Look at 'em all just doing dad talk. I'm allergic. - Jeffrey.
- Jeffrey Bezos. - Just got the new door pretty clean, if I do say so myself. - We'll keep going.
- That's 'cause of my sneeze. - Well that there ain't nothing but a Tuesday for you cornstarch crusaders. - We're not stopping.
Should do the fart echo thing. - Yeah, farts are always gonna be funny. - Oh.
- Yo cat, you met your match, Dog. - Yeah. He can't do me nothing about it.
I love that. - Nope, we're not stopping. - Oh, wait.
. . - Seven times eight?
- 56. - Oh, sorry man. - You can't do math.
It's 56. - I'm smart. - Oh.
- I didn't even realize that at the time. - Yo. - From the United Kingdom.
- Yo, KSI really said I can't do maths, but I can punch. - SpongeBob Russian. - I will dismantle this oppressive establishment, - Board by board.
I will saw the tables of tyranny in half. Gnaw at the ankle of big business. Squidward's gonna be so proud.
- What anime is this? - That's dangerous. - She died.
- Oh, you lost life. - That's not fair, she died from a backflip. - It's anime, it can happen.
So Chris is now down to his last life. - To reduce head injuries, have been found to cause crushed tracheas, severe spinal damage and violent decapitation. - Daddy's home.
Hi Dad. - How many lives do I have left? - One.
- Okay, just making sure. - You already know what's going on, dog. - Hey, Mom made pancakes.
- Oh, I was gonna tickle him, but he laughed. - That was more of like a nose exhale. I had something in my nose.
- That was a laugh. - I'll see you tomorrow. - What to get slimed?
- I hate you. Do a test throw on the wall, I want to see how how hard it. .
. Oh no. - All right, me and the boys all have 25 eggs and we got a Chris over here.
Go. So , don't feel bad, it's his fault for laughing. - You really had the audacity to laugh.
- Yo, he's still laughing. - All right, there's a hundred. It's hundred!
- I don't think that's hundred. - It's going down my butt. - And now Chandler with the final touch of slime.
Hit him with it. - I'ma yeet it. - Hit me with the bucket.
- Oh, that's gross. Oh god. - No.
- Okay. And that's the video, subscribe. - Why do I do this?
