Thanks, CJ, I'll see you around. *explosion* Later, Smoke. Things has changed around here!
I don't feel too good. . .
Ow! AH Man, this new Minecraft update is very strange; not gonna lie! *wild big smoke appears* *grabs diamond sword* Big smoke: You picked the wrong house, fool!
RADAL: oh shit- chill, chill- Carl: AAH! *Carl is dead* CJ. .
. you okay, man? nah Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed.
*small laugh* C'mon, let's bounce. Okay. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!
*laughing while talking* what the fu- I've missed you these five years, man - they gonna be real happy to see you. *wild sister appears* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Niko: Big Titties. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *drinks milk intensifies* things has chang- Nigga, what the fuck?
sorry man, I missed my sister And where the fuck you think you're going? What? Get out of my face.
I'm going to see Cesar. *Picardia Face* The fuck is this? !
Let me show you, running man! Tony's buried over there. Little Devil over there, And Big Devil over there!
(using dildo) Man, it's just crazy - everybody blasts on fools first, then asks questions second! (Picardia Face is still happy. .
. ) This fuckin guy, man! he is the only round thing in the whole grove street, And he is loving it man.
. . *small laugh* Ryder: Ballas!
Drve by! Incoming! radal: OH NO, THE GODDAMN CREEPERS!
Oh, motherfucker! let's go to the shopping center! CJ, watch your back 'round here, man.
*Sweet gets hit* Oh my god, what the fuck is happening here, man! *radal laughs on his edit* trash can: Sup bitchez GOD DAMN IT! !
*screaming* *boom* Good ebeining :) *small laugh* Picardia Face: and get yourself some colors, fool. And a haircut - it's embarrassing to be seen with you! Yeah.
. . Haircut man, look at your head, what the fuck- *Diamond Ore appears* Kid: DIAMOND!
! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! !
! *edits Carl in* Oh my god! what is this?
diamond? *Diamond Ore is broken like a Cardboard Box* It is gone. .
. *small laugh* GODDAMN IT Man, what the hell is this noise? *Wild Chicken Appears* *radal gets scared* What the fuck- No, go away from me!
what the hell is this? random pedestrian: OH MY GOD! *epic fight* AH AH WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
! RYDER (Picardia Face), YOUR CHICKEN IS ATTACKING ME! DIE YOU GODDAMN BIRD MAN!
! *John Wick Appears* What the hell is this? John wick: you just got a mass son of a bitch huh?
Oh Damn Boy! *Mission Passed* *John Wick pulls out Pistol* Check This out! Shit.
*Truck with Textures of Notch* What the hell? Big Smoke: I'm talking about the choices- Picardia Face: Hey, show me how they drive on the East Coast, homie! Sure, man!
*Chicken is still angry* Look at it, man! Ryder, your dog has kind of illness or something. *car crashes for no reason* Hey, wait up.
Ooh, look at this car man, goddamnit. did you make it on creative mode or something? Alright man, let's put some music.
Radio Los Santos: where we play real shit that West Coast heat, baby: check it out! *C418 - Minecraft* What did I expect to be honest? look at this tires, man.
What the fuck? GOD DAMN IT Sweet : Thanks for the view, CJ! Ah, you're welcome.
Sweet: CJ, You Asshole! Oh my god, who do we have here? Hello, homies!
Use your motherfucking eyes next time! What? !
*kermit fucking dies* *radal laughs* Goodbye! OMG, he's- he's sucking he's own tit, WTF- *Picardia Face Smoking* Uhhh. .
. Ryder, there is a flying joint man! *Carl Punches Picardia Face* Drgged Picardia Face: Gyeaaahhh, C.
. . J.
. . Radal: Look at this fucking guy man.
*picardia face's dog is coming* Who has all the straps, huh? I don't know man, you mother- Oh wait a minute, Be quiet man, the chicken is listening to us! *laughs* OH SHIT!
They heard us! *Picardia Face trying to get Carl smoking* Let's go! *Chicken is chasing Carl* *panics* go away from me, man!
Aaaah, that was close! *Chicken is still chasing* *Chicken drags Carl out from the Truck* Raise up, Lil' bitch! OH SHIT!
AAAAH, GODDAMN IT! ! RYDER, YOUR CHICKEN IS FUCKING CRAZY!
! *John Wick Appears* JOHN WICK, HELP ME! *John Wick and Chicken fight each other* john wick: Cmon; you want a piece, I know it!
Man, this guy is useless. *john wick gets hit* chicken: Omae wa (You are) *John Wick dies* OH SHIT! RYDER, YOUR DOG KILLED JOHN WICK!
Picardia Face: Ey, CJ, you ain't punking us all again, are you? Brother, your dog killed Keanu Reeves; what should I do? *TryHardNinja - Revenge (Bass Boosted)* Ped: Oh my god!
*Ped falls into Blue Hell* Oh look at this a paperplane- This is the spot - National Guard Depot. Oh, what the fuck, man; whats kind of Minecraft Role-Playing Server? Let's sneak this shit, brother.
Ah goddamnit, it is so dark here, let me put a torch. *Places Streetlight* *laughs* perfect, now there will spawn no zombie. Hello, do you like torch?
*Groan* *Guard gets killed* Let's go, man! Picardia Face: Nice job, CJ! thought that was a suicide mission for sure!
You're welcome! Die, bi- *Picardia Face accidentally hits Carl* GODDAMN IT, RYDER! *multiple kills* Goodbye!
Picardia Face: I'll watch our backs while you use the forklift to collect the crates. The crates? Man, I am collecting the fucking Diamond, (Ore) Brother!
*Puts Diamond Ore inside** They got more crates outside, CJ! those are diamond blocks. (They're Diamond Ore) Big smoke: Carl, you look a little thin, man, you gotta be hungry, man!
Brother, I look bigger than you Picardia Face: TACOS! Tacos? Big Smoke: Chicken!
Man, if I look at Ryder, I wants to eat an M&Ms to be honest. *laughs* Stay outta here, CJ! *bouncing car* What the fuck?
Are you okay, man? *explosion* I guess they're not. .
. Die! *Balla Falls into Blue Hell* Oh my god, this guy went to the nether, man!
Picardia Face: I'M WARNING YOU, MOTHERFUCKER! *Enters car* Man this M&M (Picardia Face) have such attitude; I cannot belive it, man. John wick: not enough horny men around this part of town.
I will pretend that I did not see this. Hello! Cashier: Oh, What would you like?
Diamond Block (Ore) Please! *eats Diamond Ore* *Picardia Face holding Bow* Oh my god, Look at this bow, man. Picardia Face: Give up the money!
Cashier: Ryder, not this again! No one else is that small! *holds laughter* Well, I mean he is kinda right.
*Holds Bow* OH SHIT! Picardia Face: Shit! Run man, this guy is crazy!
Hostile Cashier: This Pizza Parlor is no push over! OH MY GOD! You will never get my Diamond Block, (Ore) you goblin!
AAAAH, CHILL OUT MAN! *runs over Hostile Cashier* You hear this on the radio? Yeah!
hehe I did :D *C418 - Minecraft (Earrape)* Picardia Face: Hey, B Dup is only a couple of blocks away! hmhmhm block Get in man! Timecard: Later.
. . Creeper: Dog, I got quality shit right here!
Kermit: Holy fuck, I got fucked up last night! *GASPS* Kermit! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY FRIEND?
! *creeper charging* *Carl shoots Creeper* Another frog life saved! *2 minutes earlier* Picardia Face: Ey!
Grab hold of that bat over there! OOOOOOH Let's go M&M! (Picardia Face) *rides Shopping Cart* what are we doing?
Picardia Face: Oo-ee! Man, you can smell a crack den in a mile away! Sorry I farted man.
Picardia Face: Good afternoon, Balla dope pushers! Grove Street OG's come to do damage! *Female Steve Sucks Dick* Creeper: Fuck them Grove Street fools!
Grove Street's going down! radal: OH MY GOD! DIE ASSHOLE!
*radal gets beaten* AH! M&M (Picardia Face) HELP ME! this guy is killing me!
M&M (Picardia Face)! ! HELP ME!
! ! *kills creeper* Thanks for your help brother!
Picardia Face: Don't block me, homie! *hits ryder* Picardia Face: AH MOTHERFUCKER! *pop* Now that the base ain't getting pushed up in their faces.
. . *Carl Attacks Picardia Face with WWE Move* Picardia Face: Later homie.
Goodbye. *laugh* Speak. Sweet: I thought you was representing!
What? ! Sweet: Go get yourself some greens!
Go get yourself some greens? *thinks* Just give me a second Big Smoke: *laugh* Sweet: *laugh* Yeah. Hello, I'm green!
Hey! Kermit, look at me! I'm green like you man!
The fuck is that? *kicks out of car* *dies for no reason* Oh damn, he died *laugh* Ey, waddup man, do you have some green stuff? Heh, if you know what I mean.
*gives Wheat* *gives Diamond* Thanks brother. *smokes bong* I'm gonna explode that goddamn chicken; where is it? *Chicken super jumps* It is gone.
Ryder, your chicken is broken! *Carl tries Creeper dancing with C418's Minecraft in the background* Yes! Goddamn it, nice song, brother!
This is my jam. Female Steve: Are you kidding me? N- no.
. . What kidding, what kidding; this is the best song ever, shut the fuck up!
Female Steve: Get a life, loser! *explodes* *Mission Failed* you too! Orange 12: That shit looks painful!
Well, what now? *C418 - Minecraft continues playing* *laugh* he is still dancing Sweet: Keep that shit off our streets! Man, I think is from another game or something, man.
. . Are you sure you are from Minecraft?
! (at least he's from ROBLOX) *kermits talking* Ey kermit! Kermit (VRChat): I'm going to Kermit Suicide!
*kermits falls* *kermit dies* KERMIT! ! !
*SWAT Police Attack* SWAT Police Offcier: Go go go! TAKE MY DIAMOND BLOCK! (Ore) *explodes* *falls* I'M GA- *shoots* *sends him to the ceiling* Oh my god!
*Police chases Carl* OH NO! THE LEGO POLICE! GODDAMN IT!
GO AWAY FROM ME! OH MY GOD, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE MAN! Surprise, homeboy!
Carl: Holy shit! Radal: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? Oh my god.
*Breaks a Wolf and Ocelot Mating Billboard* Big Smoke: Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin' the blunt! Sweet : Man, that was some serious shit!
Woo! Picardia Face: Fuck this! I mean he is still giving the thumbs up!
He is still in a great mood. *explodes* Picardia Face: We gotta get outta here!
