Ladies and gentlemen, we've gotten a lot of requests FOR THIS ONE. WELCOME TO 20 versus one Zack Justice edition. We put him in the same room as 20 beautiful women. But does he know how to torture? >> Are you a man by chance? You have the You got the hype? >> Probably. Yes. But only the side men will guide him towards true love or absolute disaster. BUT BEFORE WE SEE who he chooses, please subscribe [music] to The Sideman. We're trying to reach 25 million subscribers and we need your help. >> Hi, I'm Zach. I just
turned 13. Um, I am from the God-fearing America. I mean, I'm in several places. My mom was divorced a [music] lot, so we moved. Uh, not cuz not that she's not good at finding love. She She doesn't want that. Uh, what I'm trying to say? He might be my favorite one, you know, cuz I just find his like The whole theme so funny. >> Zach, what is your ideal type in a woman? >> Oh, my ideal type in a woman is I want someone with like really good personality. [music] I want someone who I can
like take home to mom. [laughter] Um, someone who's just wholesome and um, loves [music] the Lord maybe. I don't know. Going into today, Do you have any sort of strategy? How many girls put through? >> Yeah. Uh, I plan on getting all 20 women to [music] want me. Oh, I just want to hold somebody. If I leave today just embracing another human being, that would be nice. Wa. Okay, it just goes. >> Hi. >> I've been told to put you there. >> Okay, I've been told the same. >> Am I allowed to touch her? Not
like [laughter] >> Am I allowed to throw hand? You want to throw a hand? [laughter] No. No. >> Oh, are you from South London? I was warned about you guys. >> No. My name is Bambi Brooks and I'm 24 from Rushton. >> I don't know what that means. >> It's in Northampton Sher. It's a very small town and you have to really zoom in to find it. >> Okay, I'm going to be honest. I love the accent, but you guys scare the hell out of me that you're going to like throw a spell my way.
>> I thought you were going to throw hands at me. I had to come. >> No, no, I will punch. But [laughter] >> what was your name again? >> Bambi. [music] >> Okay. God-given or is that a pole name? >> God-given. God ate with that. Well, God's a woman cuz you are what you eat. Anyway, [laughter] >> God, >> no. It was like a I don't know what the joke really even was. [laughter] >> Say yes or no. >> I don't know if it landed. [music] >> Uh, speaking of landing, um, do I do this
TO HIM? >> JUST SAY YES OR NO. >> MAYBE I like the meme. Like, then just >> you stay because Well, >> I don't know. >> SAY YES. >> WHAT A BARBARIC STAR. Just say yes. You're the first one I felt bad taking you out. >> Just a sympathy. Yes. >> Yes. 100% sympathy. Nothing else. >> I understand that. I respect that. >> Thank you very much. >> I respect you. [laughter] >> I'll keep this one like it's a dog. [laughter] >> Is it It's all women today. You said >> it's what I prefer. Is
there's another one? They just come in quick. There's like no announcements. Sorry. [music] >> Hey. >> Oh, you speak in cursive as well. >> [laughter] >> Yeah. >> How [music] are you? >> I'm good. How are you? >> Yeah. Good. >> Okay. Shoes. You're rich and I don't think I can afford you. [music] I'm Going to say no. >> Okay. >> Because I can't afford you. >> No worries. >> But I think you're lovely and this feels really bad. >> Yeah. You're going to But not like a not like a hard no. Like if you're
in my DMs, I'D PROBABLY THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. [laughter] >> HI. >> HI. >> OKAY. I [music] want to start off by saying normally it's hard to pull off bangs, but man, girl, are you working them? >> Thank you. Thank you. I think I'm gay. I've realized you're kind of like I didn't know. Are you a man by chance? You have the You got the height. >> Oh. Uh, no. >> What? >> Last time I checked, but >> when was the last time you checked? >> Um, this morning. [laughter and screaming] >> No. The bud said,
"Are you a man?" >> Oh, no. [laughter] Help. Help. Yes, I'll keep you. Yes. And I love your corset. >> Thank you. I love your hat. >> Thanks. I didn't make it. >> You a man by chance has written me off. >> Jesus. >> Still yes, by the way. >> Yeah. >> Hi. >> You all right? >> Not really. >> What? Why? >> Oh god, you guys all speak like that. Um [laughter] >> anyway, um happiness is having a friend. >> Yeah, it is. >> Do you So you just want to be friends? Um, I
mean it's just on my t-shirt. >> Yeah, but >> it's cute, right? >> Yeah, but I feel like if this is a first impression, you walking in already friend-zoning me makes me angry. [laughter] >> Makes me want to take out >> talks about your insecurities more than my >> But you know what? Your mom, sorry. And I don't mean that. Or [clears throat] you have a good relationship with your parents. >> I mean, I've got a good relationship with one of them. My dad's [music] Nigerian, so I don't know him. >> Is that a common
thing? Nigerians dads. [laughter] Well, no. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. >> I know my dad >> same. [laughter] >> I'm a Nigerian father. >> I know. And I don't mean to shout, but they said more expressive the better. >> And it was only cuz Okay. I love you. I don't know. I got rid of the first minority. I just realized that [laughter] every comment's racism. Hi. Are you a minority? >> What's that mean? [snorts] >> Minority. >> I don't know. Can we point at one of THEM IN THE ROOM? [laughter] ARE WE allowed to
Can we get him on Camera? >> That gentleman. Hi. >> He's a member. The the beautiful man. >> Yeah. >> A This is mental. >> This is mental. >> Are you him? >> No. >> Ah, okay. Where are you from? >> Daisy, 20 Yorkshire. >> I love Yorkshire. [laughter] >> Jesus. >> I'm Zach. >> Nice to meet Fun fact, um I get sad real often. So, how do you feel about me just nestling up inside of you? Not inside of you, next to you, and pouring out tears based on >> I am on Lexa Pro.
>> What's that? >> You don't know a lot of things. >> No, but it sounds decent. >> Yeah, it's hot. Would you What would you rate me from 1 through 10? >> Yeah, like eight. Would you take that? >> I'm a 10. Get out of here. NO. >> You're disgusting. Disgusting. >> I don't think that, by the way. [laughter] >> Fuck, man. He's fucking crumbling. >> Hello. >> Hi. >> Hi. >> I uh Oh my god. >> I'm Dinara, 21 years old. >> Okay, so your name is Daenerys Targaryen of House What? >> Uh, Dragon.
>> Dragon? Wait, what did you say? >> Oh, house of um Oh my god, Targaryen. [laughter] >> You're so silly. >> So, I'm from Kazakhstan. I'm 21 years old. >> Do you bow at those? What is the [laughter] >> I didn't know I K cuz Zakistan [music] I Don't know if you bowed. I'm from Kalistan. Do you bow? >> I have a small gift for you. >> Oh my god. What is >> our chocolate with our flag? >> Thank you so much. I love flags. [laughter] >> I collect flags. >> It's very tasty. >> Is
it like dark chocolate? >> Is it communist chocolate or what kind of chocolate? It is. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yes. I'll keep you. Yeah. I'll keep you because of this. That's so sweet. Yeah. You bought my love. If it wasn't for this, it would have been an instant no, actually. Just kidding. What do I do with I'll give it to the next person. Um, name. >> Um, my name is Olu Shon, but you can call me Shan. >> Hold on. Run it back. You can't Okay, first of all, what makes me mad is you can't use
up the whole alphabet for your Name [laughter] because you have to say something for us. See, Zach only took four letters. [laughter] >> Shon is also four letters. >> Okay. No, the whole thing. >> Olu. >> Okay, I got you something. Kakasan chocolate. How sweet. >> Cuz you're you're my not chocolate queen. That's not what I was going to say. Um, [laughter] >> yes. >> I'll marry you. Bye. >> Love you. >> Love you. >> I think we've taken him out of his depth. >> Yeah. >> Somehow >> he finally knows exactly what he's doing.
>> God, you're walking in like you're going to like I'm prey. Chill out. >> Well, you should pray. You're very lucky. >> What is your name? >> Minion. >> Oh my god. Does anyone here have like a normal name? >> My name is What? >> Morning. >> Finan. >> Have you ever heard of Aerosmith? >> You look like Steven Tyler. >> That's the exact look I was going for. >> Oh my [laughter] good. >> I'm going to keep you for the plot. Yes. >> Oh, thank you. [laughter] >> The next god. Wow. >> You behind
that. She will pause it. >> Hi. >> Hi. >> I don't Some some of you guys have been Touching and [music] some I haven't. >> Yeah. Handshake's good. I'm I'm Ellie. I'm 25 and I'm from Norwich. >> I love I love Pory. [laughter] >> Why are you Why did you stop developing? >> Um I think I stopped developing around 13 years old. >> Why did you stop developing? >> I asked the same question about myself. [laughter] Yeah. How tall are you? >> Uh 6'3. >> Are you? >> Yeah. What are you talking about am I?
I'm a beantock. [music] You can't reach up and and get beans that are in cans on top of shelves. There's so many things you can't do. >> That's why [music] I need your help. That's it. >> But what could you do for me? >> I can like get things set [music] down below. >> Oh, nice. >> F shelf so you don't hurt your back. I can I can get it for you. >> Yes, I'll keep you. I love my [music] back >> and I'd love to blow yours out one day. [laughter] >> Hi. Hello. Nice
to meet you. >> It is lovely to meet you. >> I am Georgia. I'm 23. I'm from Manchester. >> I like your outfit. Yes. [laughter] >> That felt superficial cuz I just saw her outer exterior and said yes. >> Hello. >> You okay? >> I'm great. How are you? >> I'm so good. >> Are you um English? [music] >> Uh yeah, I'm half not English though. >> I love what other half are you? >> Um well, I'm qualian, quarter, and then like half white stuff. I love that part. [laughter] >> I mean, we're all HALF
WHITE. >> DO YOU want more white stuff in you? >> Yeah. >> Hey. Yes. >> Yes. Thank you. >> Great to meet you. Of course. Hey, >> whites. >> Am I right? >> YEAH. [laughter] >> WHAT? [laughter] >> WHITE. >> HI. >> I'm Izzy. >> Izzy. I'm Zach. Great to meet you. >> I'm from London. I'm 22. You have eyes that make me want to build like [music] a a diving board off your eyelids and then jump into those baby blues. Yeah. So, >> yes. >> Thank you. >> That was a weird answer. >> Oh
my god, that was so awkward. I'm so Sorry. >> It's okay. >> That's just us being us. Really? I love you. I love you. >> Love you. >> I love you. [laughter] >> There's two people coming. Twins. Sweet. Same tattoos. Whoa. Hello. >> Same everything. >> Same everything. >> Everything. [music] >> One on the ankle, one on the back. >> On the back. >> It's like Chuckle Brother. [laughter] That's me. See you. That's me. >> Nice. I You guys have no individuality. I'm Zach. I'm Z. Serene. >> Are you Is there any chance you guys
could be a package deal? >> Oh, God. [music] >> Just think about it. >> Should we think about it? We can let you know. >> I'll say yes to both then. >> Okay. >> On the prospect of getting both of you. >> Oh, okay. >> I'm sleazy. >> We'll see if you can let you know. Let you guys bow. >> Do we bow? Bow and curtsy. My lady. My lady. >> I'm a guy. [laughter] Okay. All right. Great. >> Thank you for that. Thank you. >> All right, dog. >> Thank you. Bye, dog. >> Copy
and paste. >> Has he said no to many yet? >> He said two. That was it. >> Two or three in Max, right? >> Hi. >> Hi. [music] >> What's up? >> What's up? My name is Tashana. What's up with you? What's your name? >> I'm Zach. [music] What is something about you that would make me want to run The other way? >> Um, I'm quite particular. >> I like things very clean, >> very tidy. [laughter] I don't like things too like dirty. >> Well, here's the thing. I'm a creative. Sometimes my mind it just
leaps to certain situations and I might leave a dish [music] out. So, no, you are gone. >> Okay. >> And I hate you. [laughter] >> Oh, wow. Okay. [music] Okay. Cool. All right. I'm I'm going to go now. >> You have to. >> All right. Then, don't touch me. [laughter] >> The edit's going to make me look like a [music] something. Has he just said no to my lower teeth? >> Kind of. >> Hello. >> Hi. I'm Zach. [music] >> I'm Daisy. I'm 21. I'm from Manchester. >> You look exactly like someone else that was
here, but you have brown eyes. >> Do I? >> No. Are you guys messing with me? Are these contacts? I'll keep you. Yes. >> Thank you. [music] >> I need to be quicker. Have you ever wanted to commit grand arson? >> Yes. >> Ah, no. Sorry. No. A >> Yeah. I don't like burning people in buildings. >> I don't like murdering people. It's just my thing. [laughter] >> Hi. >> How are you? >> I'm okay. I think >> just okay. >> Yeah. >> Why just okay? >> Are they fake freckles? >> Yeah, they are fake
freckles. >> Is it a fake personality, too? >> No. >> Why do you feel like you don't have to present yourself in your god-given form? >> Cuz I like freckles and I wish I had them. So, >> do you want to add any of the other things to your life? >> Sweet. I'll keep you. Yes. >> Yay. >> How many have I said yes to? >> A lot. Too many. >> Oh, hi. What's your name? >> Sienna. >> I love it. What? Uh, fun fact, I can only ask one question. >> Um, I'm a dancer.
>> Nice. Go ahead. >> I can't. I'm in heels. >> I can dance. I'm in heels. [laughter] >> Uh, Yeah. I love it. Love it. >> I need to ask one question. Are you soaking now? [laughter] >> Yes. So, I'm soaking. Yeah. [music] Yeah. >> I think you would hate me. I'm going to say no because this is because of me. Cuz I'm annoying and you [music] deserve better cuz you're beautiful. >> Oh, thank you. >> Yeah, of course. Love you. Oh my god. Uh, come back. UM, [laughter] >> you look like you have a
bad relationship [music] with your stepdad. Does that mean anything? I don't know. I'm just going to >> just the dot. >> Oh, [laughter] >> yeah. Why would you bring that up? >> I don't know. I just picked up on it. I'm going to keep you. Want to know why? Because you look really sad and you need this. >> [laughter] >> If she doesn't leave in the next day. >> Thank you. >> They told me to close my eyes on this one. >> Go. Hi. >> Hello. >> Do you think a date with me is worth
$30,000? [music] >> I think it's worth the entire prize pool. >> Oh, that's >> um >> open. >> Well, oh, hi [laughter] Hi. Can I just Can you turn around just for a second? >> Why? >> I got to talk to some people. Just You know what I mean? One [music] second. Again. [laughter] We're going to do this again. And you guys what? [music] Gave her a pack of Cigarettes before she got here. What's going on here? >> Hi. It's so good to see you. A hug. Good to see you, too. >> Yes. Obviously, a
friendly hug. Unless you're here for any other reasons. Who knows? >> Good to see you. >> So good to see you. >> Yeah. >> I've been on some dates, so >> I know. I heard you call another girl Beautiful. >> She was gorgeous. Yeah, her body would not quit. [laughter] >> Does that make you jealous in any way? >> No. >> Okay. Well, that sucks. Um, for the plot, I have to say yes. And for my love, I also want to say yes. [laughter] >> Do we hug again? Doesn't feel right. >> Um, sweet. Good
for you. >> So, yes. >> Yes. Dude, you flew all the way here. Obviously, they were flights. I can't say no. It's okay. [laughter] I miss her every day. No biggie. >> Okay, I was 20. >> Oh, nice. >> I've never felt so bad for someone doing the picking. >> Holy shit. >> Well, that was all right. >> What the What the fuck was that? >> That was me making love verbally. >> Is there more of you or why is this? >> He actually didn't like your performance. >> Oh, I don't care. That's a ginger
one, right? [laughter] >> I also noticed you got rid of all the minorities. I tried to. [laughter] OH, >> thank you for coming, man. >> You're the best. >> Don't say you're the best. Where have You been? [laughter] >> You're the best. >> He just came out drunk. He's like, >> you're so good. >> He's like, the check's going to clear anyway. I might as well just whatever time I get [laughter] here. >> Hey, Zach from Zack >> from ear. All right, [laughter] eyes closed. Okay, >> you'd like to leave in three, two, one. Okay,
first off, I said you were sad and I I kept you. >> Hi. Sorry. >> I was going to say no to you. Anyway, I'm just kidding. God, that hurt my soul. Any more? Anybody else want to go? Cuz I will punch. >> Zack. Hi. Uh, you have too many women. >> Hey, Zach. >> Good to see you, man. >> Why don't you get Why don't you guys let the other guys come out or you just do the one? >> It's It's normally just me. They're too scared. >> Oh, that makes sense. >> Yeah. Um,
[laughter] >> what are you doing? >> I'm getting rid of someone. You. I'm sorry. She was sad. >> You. >> Okay. >> Okay. I'm sorry. >> It's all right. >> Okay. >> Bye. >> This is better. >> That wasn't my choice. What do you mean this is better? This is better. Right after they leave. This is way worse. Um, >> goodbye. >> Uh, hug. You want to get back? All right, Zach, she brought you some food, some chocolate. So, during this day, we want you to make her a grilled Cheese sandwich. That's what you're going
to do. [laughter] >> You know, we're hitting new heights today, man. >> While you're doing it, uh, do some improvising with you. >> You guys had a creative meeting before this [laughter] >> and it was to make a grilled cheese. No worries, guys. >> And improvise while you're doing it. >> 12 years on YouTube. Congrats. [laughter] >> You did improv team, you know. She cheated on you. You caught her cheating on you. >> Yeah. Oh, okay. Easy. [laughter] 12 years might be too long. >> Hi. >> Hello, Zach. >> Thank you. You look so stunning
today. >> Thank you so much. >> You radiate beauty and that I've only seen in sunsets. >> Thank you. I like your hair, by the way. >> Thank you. What do you love about it? >> It looks like for hunting. >> Oh my god. >> What's up? >> There we go. Perfect. Um, okay. Okay, so here's the thing. You were nice enough. You were a sweetheart to bring me some chocolate. So, I thought I would give you a little American staple and I'm going to make make you a grilled cheese. >> That's nice. >> Of
course, it's nice. [laughter] >> A kid gets some at Christmas. >> Avocado. Thanks. >> Thank you. Hey, thank you. Raised well. Good parents. >> Yeah. >> Okay. Building's on fire. Both your parents are going to die if you don't save them. Uh, save one. Which one do you save? >> Big, big fire. They're going to burn. They're going to scream. So, my dad passed away already. I think I'm going to save my mom. >> No. What's up? >> I think I'm going to save my mom. >> My dad passed away already. So, >> every time
every time it happens. [laughter] >> At least not to be orphan. [snorts] >> Yeah. >> I'm sorry. >> It's all right. It happens. >> We might have to peck it [music] in, lads. >> Don't you worry. This is going to be a good grilled cheese. [laughter] >> What about your partners? Do you have both of them? I hope so. >> And I'm going to try my best to make this grilled cheese fill that hole in your heart that your dad left. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Are you sure? >> Don't worry, man. It'll be good. >>
Let's make this lighthearted. Let's do some improv acting. >> Maybe we should make it a little bit more lighthearted. >> Yeah. >> What about improv? I heard you're an actress. Are you good at improv? Uh so honestly I am student who is graduating this December. >> You're what? Graduating who? >> From university. >> Oh okay. >> Do you want to try and act out a scene? >> Amazing. Do you want to act out a scene right now? >> Uh yeah. >> So here's what I'm thinking. So uh we've been together let's say 2 years >>
in this scenario. >> I caught you cheating. Actually no. Better. You have to break it to me that you cheated on me. >> Okay. >> And you have to try to justify it. >> Does that sound fun? >> It seems so. [laughter] On your mark. >> Oh, I love her. She's my forever. Hi. >> How are you? >> Hi. Oh, it is so good to see you, babe. I am just making you >> Oh my god. >> You smell like you always did. You smell like when we first met. You smell like future, past, and
present. Don't you? Boop. [laughter] I am making you your favorite, a grilled cheese. You excited? >> Thank you. >> Of course. Take a seat. >> Like the first time on our first [music] date. Hold it in, JJ. It's It's coming. >> Like our first date, remember? Well, it's our anniversary. It's our anniversary. [music] >> You need what we had on our first date. Remember, we couldn't afford anything, So we just went out. We got [music] grilled cheeses. >> I love being with you, >> Z. Stop. >> Oh, did you already eat? Sir, I should have
asked. >> Okay, Zach, please stop. >> What? [music] >> Are you good? >> She's good. >> Can't you say something? >> Okay. Well, don't you want to tell me on A full tummy? Okay. I cheat on you. >> You cheated. What? You did what? >> I cheat on you. >> I cheat on you. Who's James? >> With James. >> Producer James. >> Yes. >> You >> You cheated on You cheated on me. No. No. You You don't get to talk right now. You [music] cheated on you cheated on me with my brother James. >> Sure,
we're not biologically brothers, but we're brothers under the banner of the Lord. >> I'm so sorry, Zach. [laughter] >> My sandwich. >> I can eat your sandwich. >> Don't touch, >> Zach. >> Get off my cheese. >> Now you'll [music] sit. Was he good? [laughter] Did he hit it from the back in the mirror like I do? Did he? James, you gave her the whirly bird. You stuck your little English cock in my princess. >> Fuck it [laughter] out. >> How big was it? >> How big was it? >> HOW BIG WAS IT? >> ZACK,
>> how big was it? >> How big? I'm not going to answer. [laughter] >> No, no, no. Cuz you wouldn't just do this. You're a good girl. You're daddy's little good girl is what you told me. [screaming] [laughter] [laughter] So good. >> Is Is it not all cooking yet? >> No. >> FUCKING COOK THE SANDWICH. >> PUT THE SANDWICH IN BETWEEN. >> Put the sandwich in between. >> How much cheese? >> Two. >> Two [laughter] cheese. >> Sausages. The cheese [laughter] is so difficult to cut. >> Two cheese. Cheese is not free slice. [laughter] That
fucking block of cheese. [laughter] [snorts] >> Oh my god. >> It's melting. It >> just be a couple minutes. >> Whatever your name is, look at me. >> [laughter] >> Now look at him. >> James, >> no. I will not let you get horny in my presence when if it's not for me. [laughter] >> Oh no. >> One sec. Let me just quickly do a cheese dance to make the cheese cook faster. >> What? [laughter] What? >> Can you turn on your face, please? You know I'm superstitious. I have to do the cheese dance to
make sure the cheese cooks faster. Please look away. [music] >> It's >> You don't deserve the these hips. [laughter] >> LOOK IT. >> WHAT IS GOING ON? >> Look at me when I dance. >> Look at me when I dance. >> It seems it's burning. [snorts] >> Now look at me. >> No. Now look at me. James can't do this. Kenny, no. His hips lie. Mine don't. >> Ask him. James can >> DON'T ASK HIM. HE'S WORKING. >> NO. Get Get James. See if he can do it. >> Get James and see if he can
do it. [laughter] >> James. >> James. >> I need to >> come here, James. >> Fantastic. >> James. [laughter] Show her your cheese dance. >> Oh, >> nice. >> You like that? [laughter] [laughter] >> Oh, unfortunately, Zach is doing better. James, >> how's that? >> What I lack in penis, I make four up in cheese dance. >> You just And [laughter] I want it to burn. >> And scene. Great job. That was really good. That was really good. [music] >> Thank you. Now I'm excited to try this cheese. >> Oh, all right. >> I mean,
the cheating sucked. That That sucked to be a part of, BUT >> Sorry about that. Yeah, I tried to get out there quick so we didn't lose the >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Let me go ahead and get this [clears throat] for you. >> Oh my goodness. >> It's going to be so hot. Jeez. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> I haven't eaten for today. Okay. One of the hotter things actually felt in my life. >> Um, blow blow. Okay. >> Thank you. >> Let me know what you think. >> I'll call it down for you
and then just like flap your arms in for [laughter] a while. Dance with the haircut. This >> is taking too long. [laughter] >> Oh my god. Team job. Team job. Okay, this should be good. [snorts] >> All right. All right. All right. >> All right. All right. All right. [laughter] >> Okay. M. That's so nice. >> Are you not entertained? >> Movie reference. Gladiator. Anyway, um, sweet. Enjoy. >> Thank you, Zach. >> Thank you. >> Oh. Oh, >> give me my Oscar. >> Wow. Give everybody else cheat on you. [laughter] >> Yeah, she cheated on
me, dude. I was over there making her go cheat. >> Did you enjoy the date? >> Yes. He's so cute, honestly. Yeah. And I Love his accent. I love American accent to be honest. >> Is it a good cheese? >> Yeah. It's so tasty. Yummy. [laughter] I've been in whole my life only in four dates. Compared with them, this one was the worst one. But I could go. So >> for this date, we want you to be your zesty [music] self. >> Okay. Easy. >> How how far can you go with it? >> I mean,
I'm not going to talk, but we'll Figure it out. [laughter] >> Hey girl. >> Hey girl. >> How you doing? >> So good. How are you? [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. You look stunning. You look even more sunny. Can I get a spin? >> Oh my god. Of course. LOOK AT THIS. Should I get one? >> SORRY. [laughter] GOOD. >> And I want to start by apologizing. >> What? For calling me a man or saying that you think you're gay for after seeing me? >> The man. [laughter] Because so that's why
I I thought I'd come out here in a little bit of a different form to make you feel more comfortable. >> I love that. Thank you. Of >> course. Can't do this anymore. >> What can make him do though? That's the Thing. >> Uh slot drop. >> She cuz she can dance as well. So you can get him doing some stuff. >> Just Yeah. Maybe make him try and slot drop. >> He'll do it though for sure. >> What's a slot drop again? Is it that one? >> Yeah. You just drop onto the penis, don't
you? >> Okay. Say you want to slot drop. >> Do you Do you slut drop? >> Not in these jeans. Do you >> I could do anything in any jeans. >> Cuz when you have my mom's jeans. >> Oh [laughter] my god. >> Oh, are they blue? >> Oh, nice. I felt the creaking as you went down there. How are you? >> I tore ACL. [laughter] >> You got to No, he's [laughter] >> Oh, >> playing basketball. Manly. >> How tall are you? 6'3. How tall are you? >> 510. Does that make you insecure? >>
You're a big girl. >> Yeah. >> Built like [music] a man. >> Yeah. Can you handle that? >> Nope. I usually only handle women. >> What about you? >> Handling women. Okay. [music] >> Are you a lesbian? >> I can do both. >> I'll talk. [laughter] >> Nice. Like a candle down there, I heard. sh. [laughter] So the dancing you were going to show me. >> Any other moves? How big am I? How big's my dick? >> Do you have one? >> No, not right now. >> Do you want somehow not the worst date I've
been on? >> What was the worst? >> Couldn't tell you, but it was definitely worse than this. You can perform a dump first if you want. >> What's the worst date I've ever been on? >> Yeah, >> probably when I lost my virginity. You're four years old. [laughter] >> I don't like it. >> I just had I [music] just had motion. >> Have motion like that straight out the womb. >> Yeah. All right. [music] You can get Louder if you want. >> Should we get him to like just dance thing? >> Just Just have [music]
a dance off. >> So, teach me a dance >> while being testy. >> Right. Okay. >> Am I up? Oh, god. You go. >> I don't like it. >> I hate this. >> I don't like it. [laughter] >> Let me know when it's done. >> That felt like a DJ nightclub. [laughter] What's going on? >> You're making me a little bit uncomfortable with these moves. I can't lie. Does this normally work? >> Only has to work once. >> Should we end this? >> Please. It's time to go, bro. >> I want to apologize for just
this Interaction as a whole. >> Yeah. So, >> somehow still not the worst. So, >> of course, >> we can we can walk together. >> I got to make sure my spine's not skully ghost when I'm standing next to you. >> Yeah. We don't know. The best thing about that day was the slut drop, bro. >> I killed the slut drop. It was a >> You opened that shit out, bro. >> Well, listen. I could I only had one time to do it or my my hamstring was going to split. >> Did you enjoy the
date? >> Um, it was something. Not the worst. >> Yes, it was. You haven't had a no yet to be honest. They all they were big fans of it. >> Would you go on a second date? >> Um, I don't know. He kept making me a bit uncomfortable and making me dance on the first date. Like, >> I don't know. Well, at least give me some money or something. I don't know. [music] Probably not. He thought I was a man. >> I feel like a pimp. We are. >> Okay. This one, you can see there
are twins. Yeah. [music] >> Uh you need to decide which one is the best out of the twins. I want you to host a game show. >> Okay. >> And pit them together. Have tasks them Against [music] each other. >> Yeah. And see which one wins each one. And then pick one at the end, I think, is your winner. >> Okay. I'm all in. [laughter] That's our boyfriend. There he is. Daddy. >> Okay, now ladies. >> Hello. >> In sync. There we go. >> Every girl in America would go, "Yeah." From the song. >> Yeah.
>> But you said hello. >> Oh, hello. Fine. >> Um, how was it sharing a womb? Was it nice? [laughter] >> Yeah. I like being womb mates. >> Are you You guys are not into the throppple situation, I would assume. >> No. Okay. >> No, I have a bit of that. >> I've thought of a plan. >> Okay. Tell us your plan. >> Um, it's better if I kind of just get into [music] it. >> Yeah. Go ahead. >> Okay. You go. >> Do you Do you mind actually taking a seat over here? >> You
want to sit here? >> If you don't mind. >> Go for it. Thank you so much. >> All yours. I'll sit here. >> Let's go, King. Reset. >> It's a reset. >> Hello and welcome to Twin Wins. [laughter] >> The game show. [clears throat] If you're going to speak out of turn, >> carry on. Okay. >> All yours. Go ahead. >> That's a point for you. >> All yours. >> I'm going to have to restart from the top. >> Okay. Sorry. >> Welcome back to Twins [music] Wins. The game show where we pit twins against
each other to see which of them gets to kiss an American. >> Oh. >> On camera. >> Oh. >> With tongue. >> Ew. >> Eyes open. [laughter] >> I like the eyes open part. >> Ladies, please stand up. >> Okay. Okay. The f the first one to finish their ABC's when I say go >> wins a point. >> Okay. Tell me when. >> Go. >> ABCD FG. >> ABC. >> What? >> What's up? >> What's up? >> A >> What's up? >> A B C D E F G H I J K L M N
O P Q R S T U V W X Y M P. >> Can you actually not do ABC? Can you I don't think you can. either of you not do the a >> I'm blaming her on that one. >> I feel like I nailed it. Yeah. >> Uh we are dyslexic. >> You kind of done us dirty here. You have done us dirty. Yeah. To be fair, I was rolling. >> Guys, the ABCs like you have done that. >> I tried to go off THE EASIEST TASK. YOU FORGOT halfway and you were going slower
than the bus you probably were on when you're heading to school. >> Oh, you should have done something easier. >> Yeah, you should have. >> Can we have the next round? >> Yeah, let's do the next round. Let's do the next round. What's easier than the ABCs? I like remembering to breathe. I don't know what else >> you could have done that. >> First one to bring me back a piece of fruit. >> Okay. First person here to bring me back a piece of fruit in this room wins. >> Fruit. >> Go scavenger, ladies. >>
Okay. Okay. [laughter] >> I feel on the food table. Maybe obviously. >> Why is there no urgency? >> I'll bring it back. I'll bring it back. >> Um I found one. >> Well, she's got one. So, you lost. She's still looking. [laughter] >> Oh, yeah. She's slow and she There you go. >> I just have Thank you. Okay. That's not a fruit. >> That's not a fruit. That's a apple juice. >> But then you get the kiss. >> Yes. Yes. Good thinking. It's technically a fruit. But yeah. >> Nope. >> Um >> Okay. General knowledge
round. >> Let's jump into the general knowledge round just because I fear for >> my [snorts] kids uh GPA. >> Okay. >> Question one. >> 3 + 4. >> 3+ 4. >> Seven. >> Seven. Don't say it like you just solved like equations. Seven. Seven. I knew I could do it. You were like [laughter] >> seven. >> You absolutely killed it. You didn't know what fruit was, but boy did you figure out the numbers thing. >> Do the numbers. >> What's [music] the only planet in the solar system to have life? >> What's the only
planet in the solar system to have life? >> Mars. Uh, Earth. [laughter] >> My >> Earth and Mars. What she said. I second that. Both. Wait, no. There's not been determined life on Mars. So, I'm going to go with that. >> You're going to go You're going to you're going to lock in. >> I know that there's life on Earth. Yeah. >> Do How do you How do you figure it out? >> You know, I didn't even know how you figured that one out. >> Yeah, it's got Yeah. Smart. I'm going to go with that.
>> How many states are in the US? >> Uh, how many states are in the USA? >> Like seven. Something like that. >> I have. [laughter] >> Yeah, that right. Yeah, >> I haven't got a Okay, so she's got that locked in. [laughter] >> Seven. >> What [snorts] do you think? It's quite big. >> It's big. >> I'm going to go nine. Oh, >> closer. >> Closer. >> Say seven was correct. >> Seven is correct. >> 12. I'm saying 12 now. I've [music] changed. >> That's right. >> It's 12. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >>
Honestly, that came naturally. I didn't [music] have to think about it. >> No, it just come naturally. Really? >> Can you name them? >> Uh, no. I don't think so. I think that was just like an educated guess, but I got there. >> Points to point. >> Uh, physicality. Now, you the first person to flip their chair upside down and sit on it wins. Um, we're I think you guys are too smart, so we have to go back to physical. >> I apologize. So, the first person when I say go >> to flip over their
chair. >> Yes. Yes. Yes. And sit back on it. >> Full. >> Do I have to sit back on it like how how a chair >> normally is? Just say go. Go. >> Oh, it makes a lot of noise, doesn't it? And then you want me to sit back on the chair. >> All chairs, man. They've been through It. [groaning] >> You're getting there, Sienna. You got this. You got this. Oh my god. Oh, the buff twin is light work. >> What? That was hot. >> What did that prove? >> That Huh? >> What? What
did that bring? >> Blood lines. I want a strong blood. So, >> you want a strong bloodline? Well, you know, our DNA is strong. >> Smart. Really good with math. >> Mhm. >> And is strong. >> What am I good at so far? >> You've been You've nailed half the ABCs. >> I've been me. >> This all meant nothing. Rock, paper, scissors to decide who wins. >> So, really, you guys are so similar, same DNA. None of this has meant anything cuz you're both individuals. >> Yeah, it's kind of been pointless. You've wasted 10 minutes
of my time Here. >> Yeah. >> So, why don't we just do rock, paper, scissors? Keep it simple. >> I win every time. >> Well, let's see. >> Say just tell the loser fuck off. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Whoever loses just say fuck off straight away. >> Rock paper scissors. SHOOT. >> GO. GO. >> YEAH. Just leave. >> Get. [laughter] >> Don't talk. Go. >> I'm sorry. Goodbye. Just let him carry on the date with one from it. Yeah. >> No, no. Goodbye. You mean nothing to me. >> I miss you. >> You are a
waste of estrogen. >> Oh, estrogen. >> Uh, now have a 30-cond date with her and then you can leave. >> Well, now with now that it's just us. >> Now that it's me and you. >> You and I belong together. >> Different songs. Um, >> we were going off this the same vibe though. No. >> Yeah, we are vibing really well. >> It's meant to be. >> Any questions you want to ask? Uh, Zack. >> Daddy. >> I was just saying Zack. [laughter] Oh. Um, how tall are you? >> 6'3. Does that work? >> Uh,
6'3. >> Yeah. >> I feel like you're not 6'3. >> You want to stand back to back? >> Yeah. Do a back to back. I'm about 5'4. >> Okay. Yeah, you might be 6'3. >> Yeah, I meant that on the ladder, but yeah. >> Thank you so much. >> That's okay. >> What's 6 plus 3? [laughter] >> What's 6 plus 3? >> What's 6 plus 3? >> Nine. Yeah, [laughter] >> checks out. Let's get married, >> right? >> Yeah, that's right. >> Yeah. >> 6 / 3. [laughter] >> Okay. What about good? >> 6 divided
by three. >> Three. Three. It's three. >> Yep. >> Just leave. Just Just leave, man. Just leave. >> JUST FUCKING LEAVE. [laughter] >> SHE'S TOO SMART. >> It's just too fucking hell. >> She's too smart for him. >> Oh, I've got it in three. A that's called me. >> What does that mean? No, you can't be that, [laughter] Tom. I'm sorry. >> I didn't think you even had that. You were looking up. I think you were you Were waiting. >> You're too smart for me. That's crazy. How did I not get that? >> It's two.
>> Oh, it is. No, it's not. It is. >> They're super friendly. It did feel like they were sharing kind of ONE >> [laughter] >> THEY FAILED THE ALPHABET as well. >> Got the alphabet wrong. >> They both got the alphabet. >> I got it. Three. >> I've got it. >> I got it. >> Uh, that's going to be three, dude. [laughter] >> You guys enjoyed the [music] date? >> I loved the date. >> What? >> Yeah. >> Yeah. He got a little bit angry towards the end. >> That was my bad. >> He did.
Apart from that, he kept us cool and >> yeah, I did >> went lovely. >> 98% lovely as a game show. >> Yeah. I feel like when you know, you know, and I know it was 5 minutes, but >> when it's right, it's right. And it was right. >> Mhm. >> So, would either of you go on a second date with Zach? >> We'd go on 10. >> All right. >> As many as he offers. We love him. >> Yeah. >> Okay. >> I'm obsessed. >> And then somebody told me you guys wrote a rap.
>> We did write a rap. It's more of like a It's an obsession rap, I'd say. >> Could you give us a a little bit of it here? >> Do you mind if we stand? >> What's going on? >> This one's for our our Zaki baby. This one's for you, Bubs. We fucking love you. We're allowed to swear. If not, bleep that. >> Yo, Snuggle Bug, listen up quick. Mama's dropping bars. So, silence while we spit. Tickle my tummy. Make me crap my pants. Don't make me mad. Just give me a chance. >> What is
going on? >> My little love bug. My little ball of love need a universal sign. Holy shit. Is that a dough? I do a bit of cosplay. I do a bit of this. Yeah. >> Oh, he's back. He's back. He loved it. Did you love it? One on each arm. >> Okay. >> Those are my ABCs. >> ABCD. >> What were they doing? >> They just spin all of a sudden, man. Ko scatter went within them. [laughter] [music] >> This date, every time we say the word boop, we want you to just boop her nose
[music] and repeat anything we say. >> Do you have to be Do she has to sign anything for me to boop or is that >> first time you can ask? >> Okay. And then >> Yeah. You say you say, "Can I boop your nose?" >> You mind if I do a little boop? >> Um and then any finger in particular? Chef, what you >> can you do an under an under boop? I feel like he's crossing. >> Yeah. Yeah. Just >> finger on [laughter] you flat. Perfect. >> Hi. >> Welcome back. >> Thank you. Welcome
back. >> Thank you so much. This has been a whirlwind of a day. >> I bet. Yeah. >> Boop. [sighs] >> Uh, have you ever heard of OCD? >> Yes. >> Okay. So, I do. >> This is a weird one and I want to get it out now. Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I have a tick of >> I love dogs. >> Me, too. >> Okay. So, you'll get this. Sometimes you just want to boop their nose. >> Yeah. So, is it okay if I just throw I could throw just a quick
boop. >> Just a boop. Okay. Sweet. [laughter] It might happen multiple times. And that's my apology cuz you never know when a boop will rise to the top. >> For real. >> For real. What does your family think of you coming on the internet to date human beings that you've never met? >> It's my life. They don't really care. >> You do this a lot? >> No. boob. >> Just >> just kind of [laughter] >> I just got the the feverish feeling. I got to kind of come in and and you can pick the finger
if you want. >> Uh pinky. >> Pinky. It's like less less threatening. Yep. >> Thank you for keeping your eyes open and not breaking contact when I did that. >> Uh made me flutter. Can I boop you? >> I would. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Can I come boop? >> Yeah. >> Can I get one in return while you're here? Yeah. Yeah, it's a >> You want me to not break eye contact? >> I boob. Do you have a preference? Do you have like a boob kink? >> Um, >> that was with a
pee, by the way. Boop. >> Say you do. I I do. It's It is a boob kink. >> Boob kink. >> Say I actually get off on it. >> Say it gets you hard. >> It was so innocent. >> You made it not innocent. I I think you noticed I crossed my legs and that is [music] because um I had blood flow absolutely rushing towards my genitalia at this point because of the boop. >> Okay. >> But then again, that's your fault Because of [music] the eye contact. >> My bad. >> Yeah. Yeah. Do >>
you want me to show my eyes? >> Uh no, you can look at me. Thank >> um [laughter] >> ask her if she does shoulder press. >> I just started working out so I like to kind of ask questions. Uh do you work out? >> I do. Yeah. shoulder press. >> I do. Do I have good shoulders? >> I I I will not comment on a woman's body. No, that that will help you, JJ. You like that? >> I was just inquiring. [laughter] >> Get her to boop [music] you than just scream in agony for
ages. >> I'm feeling withdraws >> with it from the boob >> from getting booped. [laughter] Fucking boob. That's good. Shoulder press. WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. >> OH, OKAY. >> YEAH. >> I can I double? >> Yeah. Sometimes I GET NIGHT TEARS DOUBLE. [screaming] OH MY GOD. [laughter] >> OH, >> SORRY. SORRY. That is completely my fault. Um, sometimes on a double boop I >> Yeah, I Sorry about that. >> No, you're good. >> Normally, I punch. So, you're actually Pretty sweet. >> You're good. >> Um, >> Tyler to never boop you again. Uh, if
you ever boop me again, you have a family. >> Yes. >> You won't. [laughter] >> If you ever even come close to booping me. >> Okay, that's fine. I'll stay over here. >> I appreciate the threat though. >> Don't appreciate anything that I just threatened your family. >> You literally said yes to a double boob. I said, "Can I double boob?" And you said, "Go for it." >> I Because when you're in front of a beautiful woman, sometimes you just say yes without thinking. >> Are you a shoulder? I want to press you. [laughter] >>
Are you a shoulder? Because I want to press you. >> What? [laughter] This is This is bad. >> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS BAD, MAN. >> You got shoulders and I wouldn't mind pressing you. Okay. >> Yeah. >> Cute. >> Thank you. [laughter] [screaming] >> Was so shit. >> He said [laughter] you got soldiers. >> See how many boobs you can get in a row. >> See how many boobs you can do in a row. >> Where's your fave? >> Go for it. Just go for it. Just Just Yeah. Just stop stretching. Just >> Oh
my god. [laughter] typing in his pin at the ATM. >> It's like a game boy. >> Yeah, me too. >> All right, >> that was fun. >> Nice to meet you. >> Yeah, I get it. >> Great. >> Boop. >> Sorry again. I was boop. >> She's lovely. Don't make me boop her so much. You just [laughter] >> I was I was sending a text. Did you enjoy the date? >> I did. >> Yeah, there was a few weird boob cakes, >> but other than that, [music] it was a pretty good date. >> Just a
couple. >> Would you go on a second date? >> I would. Yeah, I think I can get used to the boob thing. >> There we go. >> Jeez. Sometimes you boop your way to to >> I'm going to I'm going to use that in real life. But the boob is great. >> Which hair am I in? This one. I hope you Don't. I like your shirt, by the way, mate. >> Oh, god. >> All right, Zach. Me >> right now with this date. [music] >> Yeah, >> you have to rate everything she does out of
10. >> Oh, good. And she's going to love that. She loves a little praise kink. I can already tell. [laughter] >> Go get him, Tiger. >> Are we just >> I'm gonna go home. [laughter] >> I'm gonna go home. Hello. >> Were you here earlier? >> I could ask you the same thing. >> How are you? >> I'm very well, thank you. I feel like I'm in the tunein exams or something. >> The what? >> You don't know about the tunein exams? You don't like I thought you streamers were nerds. >> Oh, narr. >> Are
you a streamer? >> I'm not. I apologize. >> This is like the exams they go through in um Naruto. Like top ninjas. >> Okay. Ninja exams. >> She's called him a nudge. Oh, okay. I feel like you're being performative and you've you've never seen Naruto and you're just saying anime cuz you know Guys like it. >> Can I show you something? >> No. God. Okay. Thought Okay. Are we full? >> I watch anime. [laughter] >> Um >> I'd be ready to start rating rate out of 10. >> That's great. That's a That's a two out
of 10. >> A two out of 10, do you reckon? Oh, thank you. I was going for like 1.5. >> Well, well, that's >> So, this was generous from you. >> I mean, her full nipple came out. Are we good with that? Sweet. Um, >> of course we're good with that. What do you mean of course we're good with that? Is it good with that? >> 10 out of 10 on that. But uh are we [laughter] >> Now it's your turn. Take your draws off. >> I'm not No. >> Oh. Um family. You got one?
>> Yeah. >> Great. What do they What What do What do they think? >> Um they think I'm a lovely girl with um like a lot of >> Your uncle really does. >> And I'm also a magician and I'd like to show you some magic tricks today if that would be okay. >> Okay. So I do magic tricks in the form of childhood games. So we're going to play Bambi says. >> Okay. So when I say Bambi says, you need to do it. And then at the end will be like the big like big finish.
>> Who's Bambi? >> Really like crazy magic trick. >> Who's Bambi? >> I'm Bambi. >> Show me your magic. >> Okay. So um Bambi says you you know the name you know like Bambi. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you have to do as I say and you have to do it. >> Well, that's not magic. That is just force. [laughter] >> So Bambi says stand up. Okay. Yeah. Stand up. >> Bambi says face this way. So like 180. >> If you peg me, dude. [laughter] >> I'll give you foreplay first. >> Bambi says close your eyes.
>> Hey, did we vet Bambi? [laughter] >> I don't think we did. >> I don't think we did. Did you get a knife out? >> Bambi says bend over. >> No, Bambi. I'm not bending over, DUDE. >> NO. NO. YOU HAVE TO. YOU HAVE TO. YOU HAVE TO DO IT. YOU HAVE TO DO IT. IF YOU'RE BAD, YOU'LL DO IT. >> I'M NOT BAD. I'M NOT BAD. I'M SUCH A GOOD BOY. >> WE'RE FARMING. BEND OVER. >> I DON'T want to or too old to be saying things like that. >> Now you can bend over.
Show everyone what you got. >> Wait. >> Bend over. Take a look at the camera. >> No, I'm not taking anything >> now. A good one. It told you. >> No, it's not good. And No. And I don't like where this is. >> I told you. Actually, it's fresh for you. >> What? That was a one out of 10 if I'm going to be completely honest. That might >> No, it wasn't good. What was your big Thing? You found a sticky board. You're like, I'm going to write on it and then I'm going to put
it on a stranger's. >> That was a big thing. I went to magic school. >> No, you didn't. >> Yeah, I did. I went Hogwarts. >> It's >> My Willy's got warts. My Willie has warts. >> Your Willie has warts. [laughter] >> So, I want to get that checked. [laughter] >> My has by the way. My horse [screaming] is ABOUT [laughter] >> You love it. Really? Oh my god. >> Your shoes are a bit dirty, aren't they? >> Yeah. Do they take after you? >> Really? Oh, that's actually I actually Why do I feel kind
of like if you bully me, I'll come. >> Oh my god. [laughter] >> You can't leave. You have to. >> Holy water. Now. Now >> I'll GIVE YOU MY HOLY WATER. >> NO. WHAT? YOU DOING THAT? >> We're sorry. Now we didn't know that [laughter] was going to happen to her. We didn't do her full nipple came out. Did no one see that >> when she did the tattoo? >> She did the tattoo. Full breast. I felt like I was at KFC just about to >> I didn't know what was happening. >> I did enjoy
the date actually. I had a Lot of fun. I think he liked my magic tricks too. N >> I thought it was fun. So I'm going to go on a second date with Zach. >> NO, YOU'RE NOT. [laughter] YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT >> SAYS you're >> okay. >> Should I Oh my gosh, I don't know how to sit. >> Should I cross my leg? I have really long legs. This is kind of terrible. >> For this date, we want you to tarot read. I love when you >> Why are you so fucking JJO read with Crystal
Born? We want you to be a clairvoyant and a tarot reader. Your job is to go out there, predict her future, maybe talk about spirits that are around her that are haunting her. >> Let's go, my boy. >> Hi. >> What's up? >> Sup? What do you mean what's up? That's buddy. >> That's No, no, buddy. We're in love. Or maybe we could be. >> Let's find out. >> Do you mind if I cleanse your aura really quick? >> I just when I start these things, I just want to make sure I do it on
the right front. calm. >> We're [music] going to pray. >> Lord God, if this if you're there, if you just picked up, it's me, Zach. [laughter] >> Face timing. It's me, Zach. >> Yo, bro. >> I'm here with um what's your name? >> Sh. >> No, say it louder. >> Shon. >> Wait, wait, I'll just say, "Hey, God, I'm here with >> Shon." >> Thank you. Um I'm here with one of your fallen. >> I want I want you to scream and be like, "Ah, there's some demons around you." Um, I just want to cleanse
her of any Sorry. I want to cleanse [laughter] into one. Sorry. I want to cleanse you. I want to I want to cleanse her. [laughter] Of what she has in her. I want to cleanse her of the demon that Just came into me. I want to what? >> Wait, what? >> Cleanse her of it. I want to take it away from her. I want her to be holy. I want her to be loved. I want her to know that she is [music] safe here in my arms. Baby girl, baby girl, baby girl. God forbid. >>
Hey yo, what in Jesus's name? >> You had 37 demons in you that I just got out. >> 37 >> flew right out. >> Really? >> Oh my god. You've been through a lot. >> It's been tough times, you know. >> All right. I want you to have an exorcism. A demon has just entered you and you have to go crazy. >> I need to pray again. >> Ask kindly, please. >> May I take the demons from you? Let's try. >> Thank you. >> Okay. Cheers. >> Hey God, I'm here with Shan. [laughter] >> Sounds
like a fucking voicemail. >> Um, I'm going to cast [music] going to see if she has any more demons and then we'll take him out. >> Tickles. >> Oh my god. After you've had the crazy exism, talk to Shane and be like, "Please help me relinquish the demon from me." [laughter] >> What plot? What plot are you writing? >> I don't know what movie. >> I know, but [laughter] he hasn't even yet. [laughter] [snorts] >> Take it away from her, God. Take this demon and put it right into me. So good. Take it from her
bottom of her feet. Let it go through her knees up through her sweet, sweet, gentle [music] hips. Let It just graze her breasts and come out her shoulders straight to her fingers and straight to me. >> I took away the pain for you. >> I appreciate that so much. I feel like I trust you now. I feel like we have so much trust between us right now. We're so connected. >> Please demon later. He's not yet. >> You need to start going crazy as if there was a demon in you. [clears throat] >> I have
a guy. [snorts] [sighs] >> We need a medic. >> There's a >> medic. >> There's a There's a demon in [music] me. So, >> I don't know how you handled it so well. So, if you have any tips of how I could >> listen, man, >> deal with this situation, I'd really Appreciate it. Maybe if you could help me c >> [clears throat] >> Maybe if you could help cast a demon out of me, that'd be pretty sick. >> Don't just say your name again. [laughter] >> Say there's a bumperclot demon in me. >> Uh,
there's a there's a a bum demon in me. >> A bumpercout demon. >> A bumperclout demon. [laughter] >> Yep. Right in me. Sorry, repeat that. >> There's a bumper clout demon in me. >> Can you define that for me? >> Would love. >> What does that word mean? >> Yeah. >> What does that word mean? >> Hold on. Let me just add Let me just uh listen to what God would tell me what that means. >> Yeah. >> I think we all need to go to church together. [laughter] >> I'm I'll go church with I
swear to God I'll go to church. You can't say now. >> But she's trying to She's trying to figure out if he knows what Bumble is. >> M bomba. Mumba, >> wrong country, brother. >> Wait, were you Wait, what's what did I say? >> Oh shit. >> Oh no. >> Were you trying to do like Jamaican accent? >> No, I was not trying to do a Jamaican accent, which I could do. >> Let us fire away right now. >> Let's see where yours is. >> No, no, no, no. This isn't about me. >> Nothing seems
to be about you. When is it going to be about women? >> When is it going to be her story, not history? >> What do you want to know? and say >> my don't know what that means. Just that came out of me. [music] >> It's okay. It's a safe space. [laughter] [laughter] >> Kilo day. Hey, >> do you want to go to Nigeria? I would love to go to Nigeria. [laughter] >> Hey. Hey. >> My brother. >> My brother. My brother. We go to Nigeria. >> I didn't know he was chill like that. [screaming]
[laughter] >> I was very chill. >> So, what's your favorite Nollywood film? >> All of them. >> ALL OF THEM. >> GET HIM OUT OF THERE, PLEASE. CHILD. [laughter] >> Burn a boy fan. >> I love burn boy. >> Okay, one verse for me, please. >> Just give him a Drake. [laughter] >> Sorry about that. >> You only got one shot to know if it's a chance to blow. >> You only got one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime. Yo, >> did you just make that up?
>> Yes. [laughter] Oh my god. >> End it. >> Okay. Um, thank you for your time today. [music] >> Did you just dismiss me? >> No, I'm just [laughter] joking. >> Hey. Hey. Hey, brother. I get it. >> Okay. Wonderful. Nice meeting you. >> Nice meeting you. I'm going to hang I'm going to leave. >> Yeah, dude. >> She said, "Can you use Bumble in a sentence?" and he just LISTEN [laughter] and he WENT >> wrong country. >> Wrong country, man. >> Did you enjoy the date? >> It was an interesting experience. >> Would you
go on a second date with Zach? >> I feel like we left a lot unfinished. So, yeah. >> Will I speak Nigerian? To use bumper car in the sentence. >> Bumble. What does that mean? >> Me bumper car. What are you talking [laughter] about? >> All right. Your next date you were going to have a friend with you. >> Oh god. [laughter] >> We miss again. Zack, >> we talked about this. That's >> Do you guys know that he says when he's in a costume he's single? Which I feel Like >> [laughter] >> When I
wear the wig, I uh can plow it. >> That's not day. >> That's the different guy. >> 30, right? >> The third. You're in your 30. >> I'm here to help you still find the love of your life. >> Good luck, buddy. [music] Is it autis? What is it? [laughter] >> I'm just asking all of this. >> Yeah. Okay. So, he's got it all. Sweet, dude. Can't wait. Hey, brother. Can't wait. This better not be the one with Sydney. That's all I got to say. >> Hey. >> Hi. >> I'm sorry for what's actually about
to happen. >> Prefably late. >> Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay. So, to give you the rundown, KSI, >> a man in his 30s. >> Yeah. >> Puts on a wig and does [music] this accent. >> Okay. >> What is your name? >> Yeah. So, he he he thinks that's really funny. >> Okay. >> So, you're going to have to kind of deal with this. >> What is your name? Sorry. My name is Minon. >> Do you know what that means in French? >> Is a French name? >> Indeed. >> You can also find >> beef. >>
Yes. I was going to say it's nice to be named after a beef. >> What type of beef? >> Steak. A small steak. >> Raw. >> A small sweet steak. >> Do you mind if I stop really quick? So, What he did there is he was queuing you up talking about beef so we can go farther and farther down the meat so we can make a raw joke. Is that what kind of was happening? Insinuating raw sex. >> Do you have a penis? [laughter] >> There it Not today. >> Straight to the point. >> Interesting.
Do you know Bonnie Blue? >> There it is. Porn star. >> Um, I [music] do actually. >> You look like her. >> It's funny cuz I saw you in her queue. >> He got it. >> Mhm. Not a chance. >> You're with your mother cuz I know her from the school. >> No chance. I'm way above that. Thank you very much. >> He's a power bottom actually, so he's not above it. >> Do you want to continue this date? I'm here to help. >> Well, you're the only one kind of. You Guys are just throwing
back into >> Why don't you ask about that? >> Is there a purpose for your existence? >> I'm here to help him. >> Hold on. Nailed it on that one. >> I agree. No. No. >> Don't you want to know my age? >> I can probably guess. >> Yeah. Can you guess? >> Do you like butt stuff? [laughter] >> But stuff. >> Butt stuff. >> Butt stuff. >> As in stuff to do with the bottom. >> Only if he does. >> He loves butt stuff. >> I don't. >> Then I love Butt stuff. >> I
actually don't love butt stuff. Oh. [laughter] >> Um, 68. I don't know. >> 29. >> That's how old you are. Beautiful. >> I am 51. >> Oh, 68. >> What? You hiding up that fanny? >> To explore 51. >> What are you hiding? That fatty is insane. >> Is that even life or you're funny? [laughter] >> F minion. More like fanny minion. Um, can I ask do you participate in work? >> I'm a ghost host. >> Oh dear. Um, what's a ghost girl? >> A ghost host. >> Basically, you host evenings in a place that's
derelictked and has been known to be haunted >> where people meet >> and they after midnight >> they wait for the um paranormal activity to start. >> Why does everything paranormal happen at midnight? >> Yeah. >> So she's crazy. >> Mhm. Just a little bit now and then. >> Thanks for [laughter] that. You >> just did some Do you do part stuff on these things? >> Have you ever had sex with a ghost? There it is. >> Um, not recently. >> But you have. >> I might have. >> Indeed. >> I've been ghosted. Is there
any Do you help with that or is it >> Yeah, I can de ghost someone if you if you're feeling a bit >> a bit weird. >> I'm feeling really weird. >> Yeah, I feel weird quite a lot. >> Could we see? >> I mean, as weird as it looks. Sorry. She's racist. >> Okay. Well, if you sit down. >> Don't touch my zipper, dude. >> Huh? >> He's already sitting. >> But your feet so you're grounded. Maybe I'll come round. >> Are you feeling zen? >> No. >> No. >> You feeling zen? >> Okay.
Her breasts are touching the back of my head. >> So, you are feeling zen. >> No. >> Oh, the opposite. Okay. Ready? [laughter] If this was like 2019, you'd be hashtagged on Twitter by now. [laughter] >> You should be. >> You okay with this? I flew to London. You put on a wig and I've got Aerosmith touching my head. >> I'm observing. [laughter] >> It's a weird afternoon. >> It isn't. >> What the fuck is JJ doing? He's [laughter] just staring. >> He's just staring. And >> again, she's doing it. Thank you. All right. Are
you just cleaning your hands at this point? >> Yeah. I was so nervous. I'm just trying to get rid of all the sweat. >> Okay, makes sense. >> There you go. >> Was it How did How did that feel for you? >> Did you have How did it feel for me? I >> Do you feel de ghosted? >> No. You're a fraud. [laughter] >> You're a fraud. >> You say that with that on your head. If I'm a fraud, what are you? Rich. That's true. >> Well, you can't do the rich card. Makes you feel
very unlikable in here. I am. >> Hold on. Drink prime. >> What's prime? >> Oh my god. >> Okay, I'm bored. >> I'm bored of this. [laughter] >> Did I pass? >> You failed. >> Oh, >> and you're just worthless. Don't Don't get away from me. Get away from me. What even does that was? Oh, >> you know what? Felt like J didn't know what to do there. Apologies. [laughter] >> What the fuck? >> I thought she was going to do more. I Don't know. You said less in there than you did in here. >>
You're just staring at her like [laughter] >> That was weird. He won't go out with you again. You're safe from I appreciate you, brother. >> Did you enjoy the date? Um, [snorts] it was different. [music] I enjoyed it in a very unusual way. Yes, I wasn't expecting the third party. >> Would you go on a second date with Zach? >> Um, if it was just the two of us, I probably would, but not with the third party [music] cuz I wasn't quite sure. That was just the wig. >> They didn't even [laughter] say >> she
got you a body blue as well. She got you there. >> I'm going to leave. >> But this was a pleasant experience. >> Falling off. Thank you very much. Thanks For coming. >> Thank you, boys. >> Thank you, >> mate. Thank you. You were great. >> I can't believe JJ missed him again. >> Every time. >> So, this date she is. I know. He's here for once. >> He just looks at me in the eyes like that. He's like, [laughter] "This is your soulmate. Everything she says you agree with. You're the same. Everything. However, >>
any animal we say to you, you just have to pretend to be. >> Do an impression. >> Do an impression of it. >> Easy. >> And don't say why. >> What a day, brother. >> Brother. I'm already getting brother. Wow. >> No, not a It's just an American term. >> Okay. >> How are you? >> I'm really good. How are you? >> Good. What animal we going for first? >> What a day, brother. >> Easy just to get into a little sheep. >> I don't think I told you my name. >> Oh, what is your
name? >> Maddie. >> That's an amazing name. Is it short for Min? >> No, it's short for Madison. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Where do you uh when did you start modeling? >> I've never modeled in my life. >> Then why are you set up like a model? >> I don't know. This is just how I was born. >> Wow. That's incredible. You kind of hit the genetic lottery. >> I do a great cat impression. Listen to this. >> Make him woof. Yeah. Yeah. Make him then woof. >> I I uh I do a really
good cat impression. >> Oh, cool. Let's hear it. >> Woof. >> That's a dog. [laughter] Sorry. >> I was a I get them mixed up cuz I can do so many impressions. >> Okay, >> that's my fault. >> What else can you do? >> What else can I do? Um >> a dog being hit by a car. >> I can do a dog being hit by like an 18-wheeler. >> Okay, let's go. >> Pretty good. [laughter] Pretty good. T-Rex. >> Yes. >> Then I die. >> Wow. >> Yeah. No one's great at parties. >> Is
it? Then out of nowhere, a T-Rex comes down the road. And then out of nowhere, a T-Rex comes out. >> It's going to finish the dog off. >> Oh, >> the thing is it's Oh, this is cheap food. This is like a little appetizer for the Stegosaurus I'm going to eat later. >> Yeah. >> Boom. Eats the dog dead. >> Need a louder T-Rex noise, please. >> That's >> what the last thing the the dog ever hears. >> But who saves the day? >> But who saves the day? >> Samuel Jackson. Samuel L. Jackson. >>
Oh, >> yep. >> Listen to this impression. Listen to this impression. >> I'm Samuel L. Jackson and I'm going to defeat the T-Rex. [laughter] >> What the fuck is going on? >> Impressions to do. >> Wow. >> Yep. >> You have a lot of impressions. >> I have a lot of impressions and I just want to leave a good one on you. >> Okay. And it's not going well. >> And you won't believe next. Kermit the frog came around. [laughter] >> I'm Kermit. Samuel and Jackson, what are you doing Here? [laughter] >> Right. >> They
kiss. >> Wait. >> Oh, yeah. Kiss me. Kermit. You like my frog? You can go all the way into your intestines. It's so long. >> Okay. >> They're kissing. Can you get her to add something to the story? >> Is that all? Is that the end of the story? Does anyone else come? >> No. Um, I am collaborative. Do you can you add some to the story? [music] >> Um, okay. So then Leonardo DiCaprio from Wolf of Wall Street version comes in. [music] >> Okay. I don't like that. Check out this stick insect. [laughter] >>
Um, >> no. >> Can I pivot? >> Okay. Not good. >> What if one of these guys comes in? He's A He's an insect that [music] looks like a stick. >> Why is he doing this? [laughter] >> Cuz that's what kind of what they do. They have branches for arm. I have nothing to say about that to be honest with you. >> I I leave women I leave women speechless. >> Yeah, >> that's what I do. >> I'm pretty speechless. >> Are you going to talk about anything else other than this story? >> How does
this story end? >> Just have Randy on just okay all of them [laughter] >> and THEN LEAVE. BY GOD, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S RANDY. That's John Cena, mate. [laughter] >> Oh my god. >> Oh no. It's Randy Orton. >> That was fun. I'll see you on the flip. >> Let's see [screaming] on the flip. >> Oh, bless her. >> What on earth? >> She has no idea what's happening. >> Did you enjoy the date? >> Well, I wouldn't have really called it a day. It was more of a story time. [music] >> Did you
enjoy the story time? Would you go on a second date with Zach? >> Um, well, I thought he was creative, so maybe. But like, if it was going to be a Repeat of that, then definitely not. No, [music] >> it would be. >> What happened to this chair? >> I mean, can you talk to Sydney for 3 minutes? [music] >> I can talk to her for a lifetime. >> You're fluid, bro. That's liquid, man. [laughter] >> I think that's good. came recognized game as well. Respect moment there. I hope that's good. >> I'm excited for
our first date. I was hoping it was going to be set up like a um like the back of a truck bed, but it's not. I was hoping that that would be our first date. >> Oh my god, it's Sydney. Oh. >> Oh my god. You know what? We'll just let it run. >> You're not going to let it run. And if crazy things go into my ear, this could mean this could be the mother of my children. Don't let her [laughter] Don't Let her see the cut. But the moment I hear some Oh, pretend
you're fingering a donkey. [laughter] You know what I mean? >> Have fun. >> Bye, boys. Wish me luck. [laughter] >> This is it. >> Let me sing something. I'll sing. >> Harry Re. >> Test. Test. One, two, three. Does it work? >> It could be Harry. >> Harry. No. No. No. R. Sure. >> My Willy's got warts. [laughter] >> Oh no, I've shot myself. [laughter] Um, how are you? [laughter] >> I'm great. >> It's so good to see you here. >> It's so great to see you. >> I was just telling them I'm kind of
disappointed that this isn't set up like the back of a truck bed. >> Yeah, >> that's what I was >> Do we want to get into that? >> What do you mean? So, the lore, if you don't mind, also her middle name, uh, of the inside USA watching on Netflix, is that we went on a date. >> It wasn't a date. [clears throat] >> No, we we almost did. It was set up like a picnic >> and then you in front of I think was it how many people watched it? [music] Tens Of millions. >>
Um, you denied me in front of what is a foreign country of the UK. Do you remember? >> You're kidding me. [laughter and gasps] You are kidding me. >> Um, do you want me to read the card or >> You did not. [laughter] >> Oh shit. My pass >> vaguely. >> There's goo everywhere. [laughter] [laughter] >> Okay. Did you mean that or you you probably just doing it for show? Well, it was also $30,000 and that's a lot of money. So, >> sorry. >> What was on your ear? >> I had [clears throat] a fly.
>> Yeah, [laughter] I had a disgusting fly in my ear. >> Um, anyway, what were you saying? >> I was saying that it was a $30,000 date And I feel like that's too much money to spend on a date. I really don't need all that. I just need a truck bed and >> Gotcha. >> some popcorn and I'm happy. >> Yeah. What kind of popcorn? >> Um, Lesser Evil. >> What's up? >> It's like a healthy popcorn. >> Okay. Oh, you're on your fitness. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Very. >> You notice >> I Yeah, you
look incredibly strong. >> If there were if there were a fight nearby, I'd hope you would be near me to break the guy's nose or >> destroy their life. [laughter] >> He's not in. He's not in. >> As soon as he goes back, >> um, so you got the call and they're like, "Do you want to fly to London?" You remember how you didn't want to go On a date with him before? What if you fly all the way back and break his heart again? Is that the mission or do you or is this like
or maybe this is like the big story arc? >> I was like I feel like we met in London and now we can have our first date in London. I feel like it it only makes sense. >> Are you saying in front So this is it? >> Yeah. Is this not a date? >> It feels like a every time that we do It. It's on camera. Not sorry. [laughter] Um uh see the problem. See, the what the problem is is with all the other people, I'm being goofy and silly and and funny because I'm I
can have a good time. With her, my heart flutters. So, I'm over I'm stepping. I'm tripping. My tongue's tripping and and now I'm sweating. >> Did you hear all that? >> I did, but it's okay. >> I thought it was one of those TV moments Where you can kind of just talk straight to camera and all the background can't hear you. >> Nope. >> I got something for you. >> Oh. Oh my god. Did no one else think that she was Cuz that's happening today. [laughter] What? >> A girl showed her breast today. I swear.
>> Okay. Well, that was not where this was going. >> You Yeah, thank you. >> I have a gift for you. >> Because I also missed your birthday party and I felt bad. >> So, this makes everything in here makes up for that. Why did you miss it again? >> I was busy. >> Nice. >> I couldn't [laughter] make it. >> To Zach Justice [snorts] from Sydney Thomas there. Yeah, there's a lot of sides to It. >> So, the back of it says, "Thank you for being such a good friend." >> Laand. Okay. Then there
um there's a picture of me with a kiss and gummies. Wait, are these gummies from the show? >> No. >> Oh, I cuz the one that you gave me in the show I saved. Not >> I It's in your drawer. >> Sweet. Um, >> put the fucking ear piece back in, bud. >> Okay. Thank Thank you so much. This This totally makes up for >> I drew that on my flight because it was a long one. >> So, you got bored? >> I just thought of you. >> What picture did you look at or is
this from memory? >> Memory. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> Thank you so much. Just Okay. Can I just circle back to the only sentence on here? Um, thank you for being such a good friend. It's genuine. >> I don't want to be just friends with you. So, that part [music] hurts. >> It doesn't say that it only has to be friends. I'm just saying you are a good friend. I feel like we have a really good a really good bond. >> You You almost said friendship. [screaming] >> I just got punched. Hold on. Let me
check in. [laughter] I I've had my I have it I'm doing an earpiece thing and I've had it out for a while because every time that I put it in they embarrass me [laughter] >> stuff or something for a long time. [laughter] >> How about you? >> I've shared. >> Sorry. Let me check in with the boys. Um, you you've written you thought the poem for >> I've written a poem for you. >> Roses are red. >> Did you actually? >> Roses are red. >> Violets are blue. >> This is coming straight from the heart.
I can tell. >> Violets are blue. >> Gosh, >> I've I've shit myself. I'm covered in poop. [laughter] >> That's it. That's it. Those the roses are red and violets are blue. >> That's all you have for me after I just gave you that. >> You have ripped out my heart in more times than I can count. >> Not to yell. >> And now I'm trying to piece it back together. [laughter] [laughter] >> It's just funny though. [laughter] >> It's just us finding funny. He just >> or can I do you love the the riff
raff of being wanted? >> I don't need to be wanted. >> What do you need? [music] >> I don't need anything. I just want to make you happy. >> By saying I'm a good friend. >> That was just like I feel like everyone has to start somewhere. You got to be friends, you know? >> We're already friends. >> Yeah. And I'm thanking you for being a great one. I don't have a lot of people that I would say are good friends of [music] mine and I would say that you are. Thank you so much. >>
And you have to start at friends. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. >> How do you progress, >> boy? >> What are the steps to become more than friends with Sydney [music] Thomas? >> I don't I don't think that there's steps, but it just takes time of building a [laughter] >> good day. >> It takes time of building a relationship. >> Yeah. >> From friendship [music] to something more romantic. >> Got it. Totally in. >> So, we'll end this. Yeah. Yeah. How do we we try him and let him carry on? >> Well, should we just leave
the camera? [laughter] >> I see like >> that's that's the toilet, mate. Should we turn off the house? >> I think we move on to the next step. >> And what would you say is the next step? >> I mean, the next step, I mean, I don't think it's anything exclusive. Obviously, that's asking way too much of Someone. I think it's Hey, >> even better friends. >> Why'd you guys do this? You paid for her flight. >> No, no, no, no, no, no. We're all laughing. We're all turning our heads when I look at you
guys. You guys paid for her to come out here to shoot a bullet right into me. >> No. I'm >> Well, that's lights on us. That's curtains. Is that it? Okay. >> Or they're trying to set the mood.