finally ladies and gentlemen a brand new tinder video it feels like it's been so long i hope you're all as excited as i am because this video is a straight banger now before people start getting offended this is all just for entertainment don't take life too seriously live a little also everyone in the room including the camera crew were cover tested we all came out negative so you don't have to worry about that too okay now that we have that out the way let's get on with the video just kidding make sure you subscribe okay now let's go [Music] yeah jiggle bats the jingle bats what happened there natalie allison from london and i'm 25. hi i'm jj 27 and is that a bit of discharge or are you just happy to see me oh oh yeah fairfax makes sense crazy hello i'm harry i'm 23. uh are you this video idea because i want to beat you like a dead horse hi i'm josh i'm 28.
i'd let you sit on my face more than this face mask horror show so he wants the um yeah he's on the am in the back no he wouldn't oh oh oh unlucks unlucky too soon too soon then if i see what i'm gonna say hi i'm toby i'm 27 and i make my own clothes wear my own gums so i never get caught wearing the same outfit as anyone else oh yeah riley [ __ ] it i'll be honest that's two big youtubers that's embarrassing that is embarrassing i need more free clothes for life and tickets to london fashion week oh no you just brought [Applause] hi my name's chunks i'm 24 and i got more votes than jj to win the moba oh yeah embarrassing oh no oh wait wait okay hi i'm simon i'm 28 and are you a toaster because i'd love to take a bath with you what the [ __ ] [Laughter] yeah yeah hi my name's harry and i'm 29. someone asked a question if i spit if you swallow what do you reckon you direct me and i know oh no oh my name's vic i'm 25 and even in a global pandemic your smile is the most contagious thing i don't think you can do better you don't think i can do better oh my name's ethan i'm 25. do you like sharks she's got meg la dong you know what let me just move because that was sick that was sick i'm a king i'm a king i'm a king i deserve a better bro hi my name's philly i'm 25 bears or jimmy's i don't mind you're so cute i know some bears with jimmy best or dimmer what's going is it bad i can't even remember what you guys said oh there you go you didn't even hear what he said hey yeah i didn't get the shark joke oh okay yeah all right i don't blame you i don't blame you now you're discharged it's too soon i just hate myself what did you say i can't remember oh don't worry about it i remember yours she also has clothes yeah you don't like clothes i do but you do yeah that's what you get actually i just had to finish up yeah goldie hello i'm natasha i'm 29 from london hello i'm ethan i'm 25.
last year i run a marathon this year can i run through you oh uh i'm jj 27 and uh do you want to see something cute yes show me [Laughter] yes yeah hi my name's chunks i'm 24 and i scored the winning penny at soccery oh well done i remember that differently no you didn't hey this is my name's vic i'm 25 and i think honesty is the best policy wow not you know mentioning any penalties or anything but okay then that would be scored a penalty so make without what you will okay hi my name is philly i'm 25 and my odd ben's left what are you saying my wood benzene anything else no it's just hi i'm toby i'm 27 and you remind me of man united because i want you on top of the table come on you know i cannot even say something nice i'm gonna say yes hello i'm harry i'm 23 and only be seven planets left when i've destroyed [Applause] oh my uranus i will have to say no sorry oh jesus i respect the effort oh my god hi i'm hp that resource i'm 39 one o'clock hey 079 i don't have a phone to write down sorry i love you hi wow where do you go from here well then i'm not going to memorize your number so so yes or no for me well yes well you can give me your number later basically you mean that that's what i'm saying listen it's not all about what you say it's how you look you know you look there's a happy simon come here hi yeah you might as well come in sorry you guys are coming am i not black [Laughter] i'm simon i'm 28 and are you a pinata because i need a blindfold before i hit that okay now you can come here [Applause] [Applause] [Laughter] i'm not gonna remember all of you because you're a bit all like blah yeah i love these guys hello i'm ali i'm 23 and i'm from london hi i'm simon i'm 28 and you're nothing like ksi's boxing career because you're a knockout ksi ksi [Applause] simon hi simon um so can you tell me about yourself like what's what yeah i don't know if that's part of the thing um so you got a gap run yeah excuse me it's okay okay it's okay my name is harry i'm 29. i'm sorry you had to go through that okay um i filled up my car this morning and i've still got space for more i filled up my card this morning and i still got space for more i don't actually understand the joke it don't matter don't you get it no i filled up my car this morning i'll be honest hello i'm harry i'm 23. uh when i first saw you i said martial art and ever since i've been saying inshallah elite i'm trying to start by saying can you not walk away from the conversation because i've had two people walk away from me wait wait you wanted me well i didn't get a chance to get to know you guys just walk away i'm not getting anyone's jokes what was it what um can i have you guys back because actually okay let's go together so what did you get about my joke so you said something about a card and then you were doing this like movement i was trying to um gesture what i was trying to fill up use the phone why was it like down here oh someone use your brain darling what was it a penis just pause but i just want to use terminology you didn't get it no i didn't get it okay right now about mine what was your job and then i asked you to tell me about yourself well it's a tinder profile i mean i can't talk okay it's like swipe right yeah but the thing is with tinder i would look at like you know i'm not interested i'm following you guys too much if i had a change i hey my name is vic i'm 25 and are you a tree because when i see you all i think is leave uh-huh you my friend i'll all right if i had someone like you i'd make you my everything my absolute world [Applause] hi i'm josh i'm 28.
i recently recovered from covid can i inject you with my vaccine oh wow yeah you know what i actually really want a vaccine see something [Laughter] this man is [ __ ] hot singles in your area sign up now in the desperation so yes yeah it's not well do you know whether or not [Music] i'm sure she heard all my tunes [Laughter] uh hi i'm chunks i'm 24 and you're alex gorgeous oh sorry um are you french by the way because i fell for you oh no what is eiffel tower eiffel tower yeah up yeah hi i'm toby i'm 27. most couples love finishing each other's sentences i just want to finish in you oh [Music] what about making a baby as grim hey listen if you're not involved [Music] did you walk away with him because it was like peer pressure no he was wearing an item oh you were we're a couple oh so why are you on sensor what's this about he has a girlfriend he has a girlfriend do you have a girlfriend i don't know [Applause] like sorry what's your name toby i didn't like the statement i thought that was very presumptuous so that was a no um you were a little bit rude you just walked away from me couldn't handle can happen sorry sorry someone's talking who was rude start again we didn't hear sorry start again who was rude so what's your name harry harry um he can't handle an intelligent lady you let me know when she comes in here [Applause] wow this is health and wealth man's in love again wow this is vitamins and callaloo hi my name is amore i'm 21 and i'm from east london hi my name's philly i'm 25. um why don't you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up hey old school abused hi i'm josh i'm 28.
i'm heathcliff bubblegum and scran ass and i'm out of gum hello i'm harry i'm 23. um your breasts look heavy do you need to hold them for you i'm sorry sorry come here [Laughter] hi i'm jj 27 and there's something gorgeous about your eyes oh that's it my reflection yeah i didn't like that you were nice he's still checking himself out as well turn around [Laughter] my name's vic i'm 25 and is your name trigonometry because i have no interest in doing it oh [Music] i'm sorry about that i'm toby i'm 27. i have to ask orange juice or apple juice orange juice hey i'm ethan i'm 25.
do you want kids yeah eventually shotgun first just so oh hi my name's harry panera i'm 29. i wish i gave you hot chocolate because you are what you drink i don't think she liked that one we're still giving the children [Applause] are you lost because heaven's a long way from it oh you made an inappropriate call yes you just made like a like up your own kind of ass comments i was like well no yeah i will be up if i'm still trying to recover from the last one what happened i said i didn't have a girlfriend for a second so yeah okay okay and then you also just weren't interested so i was like well i guess i'm rejected thank you [Music] hi i'm purdy i'm from north london and i'm 28. hello i'm harry i'm 23.
um are you sure you're a muggle because that art is magical [Laughter] hi i'm toby i'm 27 and fun fact about me i have 70 hobbies 69 and fishing what young facts is and fishing you know when you have to repeat your jokes yeah i'm so confused she doesn't get fishing i'm ethan i'm 25 and i'm no dentist but i could give you a feeling oh good one what a solid hello oh i'm sorry it's cool i'll be honest i've got quite a few things over here she didn't even know what fishing is my name's vic i'm 25 and are you the sun because i prefer you stayed 93 million miles away from me like it's the weakest link that's teen talk he doesn't try to no but it's not not tried he just insults him it's choice you don't mind i'm sorry hi my name name's harry panera i'm 29. i like apple pie i'd love to see you cream pie oh yeah yeah that's disgusting no oh damn hi my name is chunks i'm 24 and i like to sing fly me to the moon [Applause] [Laughter] uh i'm jj 27 and uh obviously trunks can sing but i can rap come on got a lot of time for the one that i'm watching amazon prime if you want to get something no i don't like it 27 and you have the perfect face for for radio but if he's stuck with the wrapping he might have made it the other side yeah [ __ ] hi i'm simon i'm 28 and do you want 12 inches of dick tonight because we could have sex four times [Laughter] hi i'm josh i'm 28. if the guy behind me gets a math question right can i can you say yes english not speaking the english very well muy grande nueves [Laughter] oh yours is rude i [ __ ] up yep his wrapping was dry you don't know what fishing in the room really scared of going to the dentist so i can make that a better experience no one even heard it i ain't got another line i'm just saying i could make it a better experience for you like veneers i can meet just say yes you know yeah a different culture yeah different shapes and sizes yeah hey good for you darling i'll tell you one thing you're missing out on a nine inch bending left beckham um you were just so serious and he gave me the look up and down like i'd said something awful i was looking at your brilliant swag to be honest you came here looking very fantastic and i just wanted to leave something in you hey look at her she loved it she went of course she died okay um and what do you think of ksi if you'd wrapped and just stuck with the wrapping we might have been somewhere we told him yes it's not easy come on that's quite an even spread right here yeah four five which is a quick question out of all of us which one would you really take home if you had for a thirty session like just one no but purely because my niece apparently really likes you harry oh oh okay she's like your biggest fan from new zealand so wait so you would [ __ ] him [Applause] what's going on i thought that there she is there she is welcome wakey wakey hi my name's amy i'm 27 from surrey hi i'm jj i'm 27 and yeah i guess you are proof that god can make mistakes i'm gonna fix it holy sh i'm done okay you're gonna be committed you couldn't say that you said hi i'm josh i'm 28.
do you drink soda because you look so delicious oh no jesus that was yeah come on i'm vic i'm 25 and girl you're you're a 10. on the ph scale because you look kind of basic all right smoke tonight vic is on smoke tonight i wanted a boyfriend anyway not a son stay here bro you gotta leave you've got a little bump that was sick hi um my name's chunks i'm 24. um can you read this essentials that's what you are to me oh thank you so much oh great this is a great day for me i'll be honest oh well done she wouldn't even literally do 100 hi i'm simon i'm 28 and are you from the philippines because i'd love to fill you with my peen yeah hi i'm toby i'm 27.
you know what look good on you me please classic [Music] hello i'm harry i'm 23 and just like my slippers in the masjid you stole my heart and i'll never get it back what i don't know what it means uh i'm ethan i'm 25. you look like you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me oh i'm good me a bit that was worse than my word do you know what we've got to that point halfway point if she don't like you harry i'm telling you you what she don't like her i can tell by the way she literally she doesn't like you do you like me yeah you're gonna just speed this up and just direct me i appreciate you so much that's why you're there no this is based on looks cringe cringe oh lord you're throwing your mate under the bus then oh and the other two you can't really remember what you said oh my god where were you she came here with the shotgun pretty dangerous yeah on vaults oh right there what did you mention why were you cringe yours was the [ __ ] soda line yeah and it worked out oh she lacks tall guys and that's weird because you only like black girls as well chunks so that's mad whip hi i'm ellie i'm 23 and i'm from hertfordshire i don't know why i i'm i'm chunks i'm 24. um how many siblings do you have two yeah i just can't wait to meet my in-laws when can i meet them can i meet them do you reckon yeah tonight they're actually around tonight yeah yeah on them is this a record or something what does he say this is hi i'm toby i'm 27.
just wondering if you can swim yeah okay i need someone to teach me how to swim i'm trying to learn the breaststroke breaststroke oh how tall are you oh not cool enough clearly [Laughter] take those hills off and start talking no potatoes he'll stop yeah yeah she said yeah all right sorry oh that was my uh dying mum she she she hates when i lie yeah you can't say that yeah i'm simon 28. how are you i'm good go on then he said that was his name what do you think she said how are you oh hello um hi i'm harry i'm i'm 23. uh you look fabulous for your age you're really sweet you look like my ex-boyfriend no one looks like watershed hi i'm josh i'm 28.
are you a sea lion i can see you i can see you lying on my bed tonight yeah you saved it come on hi my name's harry pinero i'm 29. you don't like your [ __ ] farts hey [Laughter] i'm 25 i'm very different to harry i really want to get to know you and don't know you know like huh you said it i don't like to see my friend live yeah love white yeah by the way uh i'm jj 27 and could you just turn to your side real quick i'm going to do this you're a [ __ ] you're a [ __ ] see that even though we added the buckle i'd never do that to you i'll never do that to you all right hello my name's ethan i'm 25. and like i said i'd never do you like that's gone some of them i didn't actually say no to i didn't say no to you didn't i no i mean some of the jokes some of them just aren't funny are they like who who's in particular yeah come on yours wasn't a joke it was an observation i was a bit harsh on you because it's not your fault you don't like my ex you can go actually you can go over there okay we're the same age as fun well i mean tomato tomorrow big men she called me a dorf and you're doing this thank you thank you hello hello hello hello oh yeah right this is this is this is wow i'm actually taking you serious this is this is yeah hi i'm chloe kibble i'm 25 and i'm from london no i'm not i'm 24.
oh my god my birthday's in may so six months okay you look shy your breath stinks are you talking to me no i'm gonna tell you something about yourself now my name's harry panera i'm 29 and i'm here to do my bit for the community so i'm here to give you some change what get out of here oh wait you said no matt stinks that was awesome you're unruly today this is not right do you know what it is i'm here to do my bit for the community yeah you're rude man i dare you to talk to my friends like that with that story hey hey hi i'm josh i'm 28. my girlfriend said to pick the prettiest girl from today and ask her for a reason so i'll wait for the next girl i didn't even say no no he's crazy i'll be honest you seem like a lovely girl man i'd love to get to know you um my name's philly um yeah i'll be honest you're not in the best position now someone was rude to you the last two people i just reckon that i love let me go through and me and you can talk about i'll be honest look at me am i attractive oh the balls no no i can't lie oh she's done i'm 25. your legs are like an oreo i want to split them apart and eat the good beer in the middle come here let's just just join destroying welcome it's it's an elite members club over here it's quite easy i'm jj 27 and how tall are you five ten five ten what the what i'm never hello i'm harry i'm 24.
uh are you a pokemon because i'd love to pikachu naked he is the best my name is 25 and you kind of remind me of newton's laws not perfect but good enough do you know what you mean to make sure your mouth smells good no you were insinuating my mouth felt bad oh you were doing right now even though you could die that was hard yeah guys please just make respect you copied me uh hi my name's chunks i'm 24. and if you swipe right i'll swipe my card at salvages well like oh what bananas i got black card [Applause] hey i'm simon i'm 28 and uh how much to bring all of us to the yes side enjoy it enjoy it enjoy that i hope you have a great time i've got a flip fetish what's happening tonight you look sweet and i'm on clatton this year i'll be honest as many things as possible yeah i wouldn't want to do that do you seem like a good girl at least he's honest i left you up bro why is are you on casual sex basically no you see that [Applause] [Applause] hello my name is louise i'm 27 and i'm from london hi louise i'm toby 27. just wondering if you have a yard sale anytime soon because i've got some junk that hasn't been touched in years years you know that's the police coming to shut you down yes hi i'm simon i'm 28 and do you want some really great sex yeah oh okay yeah there was a punchline i'll take you was it me oh what he hi i'm josh i'm 28.
roses are red you're as cute as a duck let's go on a date and then we can oh cuddle us yes all right oh god i'm vic i'm 25. my ex-girlfriend said i'd never do better than her you want to prove it right right wrong goodness me vic wait oh you know he's an assassin hey i'm ethan i'm 25 i'm from london and i wrote you a poem uh hey louise you'd look better on your knees say yes please hello i'm harry i'm 23. are you a pickaxe because i want to make you mine [Music] no that one's hard hey you know how cold he is hi my name's chunks i'm 24 and i can tell just by looking at you mom's going to love me oh he's went away don't you mention it when you mentioned mum's beautiful it's lovely twist yeah she might change out i feel like he should be a little bit worried right now bro that's why that's cool hi my name's harry potter i'm 29.
by your decisions you've made i deserve better hey whoa [Laughter] please don't say the one he said hi i'm philly i'm 25. i'll be on it clap jesus [ __ ] christ all right oh [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] i say i'm sorry i'm clapped not you i mean it bro i i i'm [Music] start with me please well at least you apologize so yeah because i did that no i didn't mean to even leave it look first and foremost i'd never come in and do that to you it wasn't the real me i'd never well you never gave me a chance so yeah never gave me a chance our good friend uh ethan yeah yeah no yours is too far it was too far what did you say again do you know i don't even remember it's big i don't care man actually yeah for the rest of you i think you were too far that's why it went too far hi guys black is beautiful hi i'm nandy 25 from london hey uh i'm ethan i'm 25 i'm from london let's play carpenter first we'll get hammered then i'll nail you i'll flock to it and mental i feel your pain man i really feel your pain hello i'm harry i'm 23 did you fall from heaven because it looks like you landed on your face oh sorry i'm sorry i said sorry i just like i thought i can do it i can do i can do i can do it toby i'm 27 and honestly i'm just here to see what chunks harry and philly have to say so i'm gonna wait over there i'm i'm on you i'm watching you no no come on what's supposed to be got a feature do it that's not right though your good lines yeah i can't i'm not the greatest yeah you've got under the bus business now you've got deliver uh hey my name's vic i'm 25 and if i can guess your favorite color will you swipe right i you know like that oh hi that was sauce i say yes for the dancers okay all right everybody when you've got money at this point have you clocked now as well yeah yeah i'm actually realizing how famous i am yeah i love it hi i'm josh i'm 28. i spent 11 grand on pokemon cards the other night don't i don't really care about the money but i like your beards all right come on i hate to be different okay hi my name is chunks i'm 24 and uh can we play heads and tails so if it goes ahead swipe right go tells you swipe right right try and move yeah that's heads do you know what your kick going oh i came here for that [Music] speaking about heads and tails my name's harry i'm 29.
if you ever gave me a head i'll never tell oh that was good it was good damn i'll be honest that's paul from harry you're the only black woman that's coming to show you deserve respect lovely to meet you my name's philly i'm 25. um the thing is i picked him up and what he was saying you know i don't know what he said i don't know i did what he's right okay second one too short all right i'm telling you now these these shoes are doing confidence sorry sorry the work the shoes are doing up confidence today but yeah third one that was too much fourth one i'll put myself here don't worry um [Applause] yeah so second to last it could have been but i needed more from you okay sorry i'm trying to improve hey guys i'm carmel i'm 29 i'm from southeast london how are you guys doing very well thank you the first person to ask about us hello i'm harry i'm 20 20 i'm 24. oh god um do you know what's on the menu me and you oh hi i'm simon i'm 28 and hey toby call the police what okay why someone stole our ass hey sure yeah love that love that knew yeah yeah yeah it's an emergency they stole us they started us right yeah yeah they stopped us violation i don't know what happened hi uh i'm really into cryptocurrency i have a lot of money in the reef and ethereum i'm also ksi let's do it i hate you i'm too sick how'd you get what did he say again how did he get away and i can see that you have a very good sense of fashion my name is ethan i'm 25.
oh yeah that sounds like my ball's slapping on your cooch i need one you my friend no no he deserves it he deserves he deserves to be here you deserve it all right get in hi i'm josh i'm 28. the discount code for this video is legs do you want to spread them 10 out of 10. here we go hi my name is chunks and i'm 24.
