Wolverine: Old Man Logan Motion Comic Movie

nobody knows what happened on the night the heroes fell all we know is that they disappeared and evil triumphed and the bad guys have been calling the shots ever since what happened to Wolverine is the biggest mystery of all they say they hurt him like no one ever hurt before others say he grew tired of all the fighting and retired to a simpler life either way he hasn't raised his voice or popped his claws close to 50 years his old friends would barely recognize him now they call him Old Man [Applause] Logan [Music] [Music] Paul

Sacramento California tractor broke down again P I tried my best to patch it up but I reckon we need a brand new engine well unless you got some magic beans to sell I don't know how we're going to get one Scotty so what do we do some heavy lifting I guess Abe Donovan said he wouldn't give me 20 bucks for the pigs I told him they was clean but he just wouldn't take the risk after last time can't say I blame him how many did he lose 500 what are we going to do Logan I'll

think of something supper Jolene from the market offered 38 bucks for the Xbox said she'd make it an even 40 if we threw in that long life battery we are not selling the children's toys morine just an idea is all rents due in 2 days time and we got nothing else worth selling besides the kids know how tight things are we don't mind P we hardly got time to play with it anyway I am not selling my children's toys my friend Becky's mom was saying you used to be a superhero she said you was in

some kind of team before the bad guys took over is that true PA you tell Becky's mom there's no such thing as superheroes now be a good girl and pass me those bread rolls outside you know Jade didn't mean no harm only natural a child would be curious about what her father used to do don't be angry with her Logan she's just a little girl it's not the baby I'm angry with it's myself how could I let things get this bad you know what they do when you don't make rent you heard what happened to

that family over the ridge but they miss payments three months in a row this is our first time in over 20 years it doesn't matter they can't look weak in front of Doom and the Kingpin and all the other landlords they have to punish people just tell them they'll get double next month Logan they'll understand I'm sure they can be reasonable when they want to be these are Bruce Banner's grandchildren morine they don't do reasonable 2 Days Later put the gun away boy it's okay Paul nobody will see it I just keep it close in

case these goons give us trouble only way that'll happen is if they see your damn gun I was only trying to help for [ __ ] sake and watch your language boy you stop that cussing you hear me Logan the Hulk gang's here Miss Banner Wolverine oh excuse me I keep forgetting you don't like people calling you by your own name anymore is it Mr Wolverine you go by these days Logan's fine that's right Wolverine died the not the bad guys beat your ass is how forgetful of me now we'll cut to the chase here

Logan we know you don't have this month's rant which is why my brothers are here today too you met Otis and Charlie once or twice well you being such a badass all those years ago they were worried this might turn nasty of course I tried to explain you were a pacifist now but you know what brothers are like are you ready to take your punishment run or do we got to flatten your crappy little farm you def old man are you ready to take your you're beating this Punk trying to piss us off Moran well

yes sir I'm ready to take my beaten good oh Wolverine how the hell they mess you up so bad you won't even defend yourself come on punk you used to be the most dangerous man alive we're just a bunch of Hill building get your hands off my paw he's funny just be glad we got a sense of humor little man now it's double next month or everybody dies Lan Logan an old friend pays a visit no it doesn't look too bad to me that's because you're blind Hawkeye even so your healing Factor might not be

what it used to be but it still knows how to piece your back together that said a punctured long is the least of your worries if you don't find their money soon you got any little nest eggs tucked away what do you think I think you're in a lot of trouble only question is what you willing to do about it if you're talking about fighting I I ain't interested I will never raise my fists again oh I know I know they kicked our butts when they were hundreds of us what chance would we have against

them now my days of fighting super villains are behind me too Logan this is more of a business proposition what kind of business a delivery job is it legal you'd ask an old Avenger if he'd ever break the law I need to get a package to the east coast inside of 2 weeks but driving there myself is impossible I need a navigator and I'm willing to pay you $500 for your troubles that's an awful lot of dough Wolverine and an awful lot of rent what do you say my name is Logan sure it is next

morning you sure you want to go through with this honey new babylon's hardly the nicest place never mind what you'll face getting there what choice do we have besides it's just a couple of weeks each way and it sets us up for a long long time Scotty I want you to look after your mother and sister now you here Jade I want you to promise you'll behave I promise I love you baby girl I love you too P oh please if Sabertooth could see you now what the hell are you doing in the driving seat

you old fool it's my car ain't it your job is to read the map and nudge my arm if you spot any potholes this really the spider mobile built by Johnny Storm himself and customized of course by me and and one of my Ex-Wives now fashion your safety belt my muty friend this mule's got a hell of a kick it's fast as to be if we're going to cross the four main kingdoms now turn on the NAT Sav and tell me if we're driving in the right direction you have traveled 1 M from Sacramento Oakland

forly the our nation's territory 1 mile down 3,000 to go awesome get ready for the ride of your all life Northern California heading for new Babylon we ain't exactly keeping a all profile here Hawkeye good the spider buggy loves attention besides I got Wolverine as my wingman Who the hell's going to mess with us I already told you I ain't that guy no more yeah well let's just say I don't think you're as harmless as those idiots think you are you couldn't be more wrong the animal's still in there Logan I can smell it Hawkeye

look out we're headed for a cliff would you [Music] relax wo it's the spider buggy dude she can take her share a KNX San Francisco this cargo we're moving out to new Babylon I got to ask is it drugs you got back there a don't ask me stuff like that man please I don't need reminding how far I've fallen oh no what's up according to the satnav we're already in San Francisco but there's nothing around here for Miles yeah wouldn't be the first thing not to work in here no it's working fine we're right in

the heart of Union Square and facing on the Market Street what the hell is going on moloids what underground race the moan found little yellow guys who go blind in the light some folks reckon they're the planet's immune system they were resting down there for millions of years but the moment our numbers hit billion people the planet released them to thin us all out I heard they've been feeding in Europe and Asia but this is the first I've seen of an American attack they can sink entire cities right beneath the ground wow what are you

doing just checking to see if there's any survivors must have been a whole lot of people living here before this smell anything all dead just what we needed more stuff to worry about thank God I got my big bad Wolverine for protection the name's Logan Hawkeye oh yeah I forgot you're just a simple farmer helping me out for some red buny right wife and kids are back in Sacramento man you don't need to pretend anymore what the hell Ghost Riders oh yeah keep him away from The Bucket Man don't let him touch the cargo I

don't think he's listening oldtime what's the matter Pig Stand Up fight back what the hell's wrong with you man I will never hurt another living soul you can do what you like to me boy but I refuse to strike you back well that's pretty stupid now let's see what they got in here it's drugs man the blind guy's a carrier I heard about some shipment on its way out east and I that's right [ __ ] keep making noises Hawkeye what have you done oh don't you start I'm pissed off with you as it is

you've taken an oath not to pop your claws all of a sudden you're this beautiful pacifist I've been telling you this since we left Sacramento yeah but I didn't think you meant it what the hell did they do to you man they broke me BB only reason I'm still alive Hammer Falls Nevada yeah sometimes I feel insulted they didn't kill me like I was so insignificant they didn't need to worry th and cap and Tony Stark they all got targeted and taken down inside the first few hours but the bad guys basically ignored me was

it cuz I used to be one of them or because they thought I was some kind of joke you saw how much I can still kick butt even with the glaucoma I can still take care of myself yeah yeah you're a regular badass Hawkeye now where did all these crowds come from that's HMA Falls just up ahead the place where the absorbing man and Magneto finished off our Great White Hope never been this far before not in 50 years this is where they come to pray that the superheroes come back you know like the old

days when they just rise from the dead with some cool new costume Ain going to happen oh I know it but no point in telling them that dude the human Spirit dies without a hope in their coffee who's in charge of this place does Nevada fall under Banner's jurisdiction n the King Pins the landlord around these parts man a Hulk just got California what's with all the Trinkets and statues I doubt the president would be happy with all this superhero memorabilia H he turns a blind eye when there's money to be made Amma Falls is

the number one tourist attraction in America Jesus huh tell me about it hawy thank goodness you're here it's me Ultron 8 did you get the message from Tonia excuse me you didn't get the message no we're just passing through Ultron my friend and I are headed for new Babylon man we only stopped here for a Coke and some fries incredible this is truly the town where miracles happen come on tona's over in the garage who's Tonia ex-wife number three I never tell you about this one she's Peter Parker's youngest daughter real a great sense of

humor Tanya's garage well that was only a matter of time wasn't it filling ah head with all your nonsense excuse me Ashley and her friends formed a super team Clint so they didn't like the way Kingpin ran this place and they were heading north to take the big man down all three of them got captured boys they say he plans to execute them first thing in the morning couldn't you tell her your drug dealer stories at least that way she'd be earning a living I don't understand who are we even talking about here she's talking

about Ashley man our [Music] [Applause] [Music] daughter t his garage Las Vegas to be honest I never really had Ashley pegged as the superhero type that's because you walked away when she was 3 months old Hawkeye Ultron is the only father she ever really knew Tonia please don't start any trouble besides what are you even talking about her grandfather was Spider-Man and her dad was an Avenger being a superhero is hardwired into her DNA even so she always struck me as more of an evil badass type she never really seemed to especially altruistic excuse me

but are we even having this conversation our daughter is about to be executed by the Kingpin here are you going to help her or is she just going to die of course we're going to help her I'm not a complete dirt bag speak for yourself what I got hired as your map reader Bob I ain't getting dragged into one of your stupid Adventures are you kidding me my daughter's going to die and you're arguing about the contract the deal was I helped you get to New Babylon I ain't going up against the Kingpin bad enough

you got me running drugs for you jackass I'll pay you double what you need to clear your debts with the Hulk gang right you help me save my daughter and I'll double your money I still ain't fighting all I'm asking is you read the freaking map Logan and that's it Scouts onor okay it's a deal but just so we're clear I'd rather die than pop these claws again you understand I reckon I can fight my own battles now come on can't waste any more time here the Kingpin lives in Salt Lake City and that's already

a 12-hour Drive Mr Logan for luck sir come on dude Charlie Xavier was faster on his feet Cedar City Utah I know the schedule was tight as it was but Salt Lake City is still on the way and I swear this won't take long if you have my word I'll have you back in time to pay your landlords Logan we're both in this for our kids now Hawkeye we're only doing what we have to I still can't believe she's actually out there calling herself a superhero I mean I know it's insane in the current climate

but man I got to be honest with you I am so freaking proud what the hell's this what's wrong according to the map we're in Cedar City but all I'm seeing is miles of nothing and a big church Spire sticking out of the ground you okay up there BB Bob I said are you okay Mo Lords they swallowed the whole town I climbed and climbed to the highest point but everybody else they just went under there's nothing we can do here man what come on Ashley needs us more than he does riscle Stadium Salt Lake

City ladies and Gent gentlemen I'd like you to meet Daredevil and The Punisher two of those three superheroes who waled into town to save everyone from the kingping of cry that's me incidentally unfortunately what these boys seem to forget is that they were going after one of the most evil bad asses in all creation I'm the man who killed Magneto after all you remember Magneto he got this place after that Superhero Holocaust he engineered with Dr Doom and the president and all the other big Wicks but the big man made one stupid mistake boys and

girls h [ __ ] got old please just tell us what you've done with Ashley you're skinny ring leader well let's just say I'm still thinking up something nasty you guys got off [Applause] light can't believe those punks coming after you like that a little blood lens healthy every now and then boys just to remind everyone who the top dog is King pin's coming out of the stadium now and getting a rockstar reception down there what's the matter with these clowns the guy's a psychopath just shows how bad things were under Magneto the king pin's

a street fighter man of the people he worked his way up from nothing and folks respect that plus he keeps them entertained anything on Ashley locked up in that customized Walmart across the street Security's tough tight maybe 50 bodies from the ground to the roof each one armed to the teeth it ain't going to be easy Hawkeye huh good thing I got my genius plan just make sure it don't involve me I already told you I will not be a party to violence here relax Powderpuff all you got to do is drive Ashley sell I

don't get what you're so angry about anyway you don't like living here you should try a weaken Doom sarter the Kingpin looks after us spider [ __ ] all he ask in return is a little loyalty I guess it's in the blood your dad being Hawkeye and your grandfather being Peter Parker but what the hell were you thinking huh that you and your friends were going to save everyone [Music] [Applause] sure P we need to hit at least 200 this genius plan of yours it wouldn't be just smashing through the walls wasn't killing everybody would

it yep that ain't genius it is if it works what the hell that'll be dad you're on your own here bub like I said I'm not taking part in this stupid fraking fight relax I can handle these punks especially if they keep yelling and giving away their positions Ashley where's the control panel 31 in to the left of my voice gotcha what the hell is going on in here you just made your first big mistake kingpin You Got old ouch that as messy as it sounded worse Ashley what are you doing what I came here

to do seize control of the king kingpin's quarter I thought you came here to free everybody that's because you're stupid dad I killed the Kingpin like he killed Magneto now it's time to show these boys what their new boss is made of damn you to hell for making me do this Hawkeye Fisk Lake City you don't have to do this Ashley I don't have to do anything dad I'm doing it because I want to what the hell Hogan Jes crap you okay no just get inside and keep your head down Hawkeye stop stop stop stop

Jesus loger nice kid you got there just shut up and drive huh what are you doing standing around get after them all right all right all right we're going jeez I don't believe this what's wrong there must be 50 cars on our tail and they're gaining fast I think there's guys on dinosaurs too where the hell did they get dinosaurs Savage land Imports Midway cover him oh God you feel that rumbling they must be right behind us that ain't them it's an earthquake holy [ __ ] drop yourself in quick two hour hours pass Hawkeye

I think we just got mugged by the moloids they're the ones who do this stuff right how long was I out he was like I popped a couple of joints but I don't remember nothing you okay bub Mother of God go to hell you sons of [ __ ] Logan it's okay what I'm over here use your light stick it blinds them their eyes are so used to the dark they can't see a thing in the light they've been scratching the car for hours trying to get in I heard those people screaming man what's been

happening easy Bob I got your back just take it easy in there everything's going to be fine what's that noise get your ass out of here you little freak okay now I'm going to turn on the headlights but I got to warn you I can smell what's up ahead and it ain't too pretty oh God have they eaten everybody is that what's been happening have they eaten all those guys with chasing us yep what are we going to do we could be hundreds of feet underground here maybe even thousands we got Parker's old car don't

you remember it does whatever a spider can past pot Creek Wyoming how many of these damn dinosaurs are out here hundreds dude they were all the rage a few years back but expensive to keep so a lot of them got dumped we'll be fine as long as we're wearing that spray I gave you Electro fille what the hell is that if it's a Manhattan skyscraper lying on top of a huge big guy that'll be the backster building who's the guy Thor's half brother Loki man you missed yourself one hell of a fight that night South

Dakota I always wonder what happened to Reed and Sue we know what happened to Ben and Johnny but Reed and Sue are still a mystery somebody said Kang beat him up and dumped him in the time stream but they heard this third hand from the Shocker of all people maybe they'll come back and save the world you know like the old days yeah right little late for that don't you think Des Mo ends IA you still shook up about Ashley I was the first thing she ever saw man the first human being she ever laid

eyes on how much of an honor is that huh I helped so many people leave this world it was so damn cool to watch someone arrive how the hell did I screw things up so bad at least you seem a little more like your old self that's what I'm afraid of what do you mean you know what I mean but I ain't that guy anymore Hawkeye I love my wife I love my kids and I love that little life we've carved out for ourselves I'm doing this job so we can make our rent you got

to believe that I ain't excited by death anymore easy bro nobody said you were look at those two [ __ ] over there well excuse us ladies I didn't realize tonight was [ __ ] I had Bob just try to make a joke [Music] Logan what happened man what did they do to you sit down and I'll tell you you want to know what happened you want to know why I haven't popped my claws in 50 years well it all goes back to the night the villains got their act together like all our stupid stories

distress calls yeah from The Avengers shield the Fantastic Four Wanda just about everywhere Logan I'm trying to call them back but all I'm getting is a high pitched noise thoughts we need to get out of here Jubilee now Noah you needed to get out of here 20 minutes ago hello Wolverine this is the big [Music] one have a seat just think you know how many super villains there are for every superhero out there 20 50 it was only a matter of time before someone organized all that lant Talent kitties let Uncle bulai tuck you in

I've been waiting on this where's the Tin Man he and I got a score to settle it's too bad Spider-Man's not with you muties I'd love to get my hands on him ain't nothing stopping the blob now hit the evacuation tunnels Kum we've done this a million times in training we got our our greatest Minds together and worked the whole thing out the best people on our side were the best people on yours this is the end little man not on my watch Bob oh my God Cyclops storm where the hell is everybody nobody knows

they've been missing since the alarms went off what do we do Wolverine just get out of here and don't look back no matter what you hear you understand don't look back not bad R guess you're Playing for Keeps this time get over Bull's ey was the last to die we fought for close to 90 minutes but the bastard just wouldn't go down all we did was take chunks out of one another even with his knives in my back all I could think about was what was going on out there what they' done to the other

superheroes and what he'd do to the kids if I didn't seize my chance Logan stop please why are you doing this you're supposed to be our friend oh dear did you really think you could do this alone H take down 40 super villains talk about delusions of grandeur ah but your friends people who would hesitate that's a different matter entirely my name is Mysterio the master of Illusion iions my thanks on behalf of the criminal Community you murdered the X-Men stabbed every one of them right through the heart but I didn't know it was them

Hawkeye Mysterio made him look and feel even smell different I swear to God I had no idea what happened then who knows all I remember was walking through the woods and the trees sobbing and crying it could have been days could have been weeks all that sticks in my head was the leaves being wet and the taste of blood in my mouth and the animals the animals were so scared of me the Battle of Vegas that final showdown between the heroes and bad guys it didn't even register they broke me so bad I couldn't even

think all I wanted was to hurt myself pay a price for what I'd done so I waited on a freight train and killed Wolverine dead but a train couldn't kill you not with your healing Factor no but it did hurt and sometimes that's enough now you try telling me Wolverine don't deserve to die you just tried telling me I've been a fool to hide these claws for 50 years I wouldn't dare I'm a farmer now Hawkeye these hands don't do nothing SE tend the land so don't even think about asking me to fight again you

hear me I will never hurt another living Soul your call Brother dwi's toll 80 cents across the river guys pay up or sick the ants on you is this a joke 80 cents or the road ends here here man I got a million little friends to back me up all they waiting on is Dwight to give the word it is sense Dwight last day out of trouble huh much obliged Mr Barton have a good one sir was he serious oh Dwight all was serious trust me man that was 80 cents well spent Dooms head Illinois

that story you told me man what happened to you back in Westchester well I'm sorry for making you do this Logan if I'd known what you'd been through forget about it Bob the past only hurts if we let it catch up with us Dooms head Illinois holy [ __ ] what the hell's going on Logan I don't know it's a t-rex with Venom's face or something does it really freaking matter oh man he must have bonded with one of the Savage land dinosaurs we haven't got a chance would you shut up and just start blowing

holes into pleas elsewhere it's Logan I'd recognize him anywhere he's got Hawkeye with him and they're both being chased by that alien thing that was always annoying Spider-Man send Black Bolt if memory serves the Symbiote was very sensitive to sound what's going on have you knocked it on its ass I'm glind you idiot you tell me you are so damn useless hay huh what the hell stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop what in God's name would somebody mind telling me just what happened here the Forbidden quarter holy crap did we

just teleport good evening gentlemen I hope you'll forgive black Bolt's lack of explanation but he's a man of few words I'm afraid my name is Emma Frost and I bid you welcome to the Forbidden quarter Emma oh we know who you are sweet cheeks we just want to know why you kidnapped us in our $600 automobile first of all the spider mobile didn't cost you anything hogy you want it playing cards with the Mandarin 20 years ago and even then you were cheating with a plant and an earpiece secondly you haven't been kidnapped you've been

rescued and this car you're so worried about it's being repaired by our technicians don't bite the hand that feeds you darling we're your first good news since you've started this adventure I don't get it how come you're still so young I'm the most powerful psychic in the world Logan you see what I want you to see even this place isn't quite as pretty as it looks were the hell are we anyway the last place on Earth where our once great race can live without fear of persecution we're not the future anymore didn't you hear what

do you mean oh those theories about us being the next stage in human evolution were simply that I'm afraid just theories there's 20 of us now and not a single mutant born in close to 40 years we were a blip Logan nothing more than a brief genetic anomaly a boohoo maybe we'd feel a little more sorry for you if you hadn't sold us down the river what are you talking about you know what I'm talking about I'm a Survivor hay marrying my husband saved a lot of mutant lives oh don't give me that you had

Black Bolt on your side and they had Loki and doramu and Magneto NE I continue we simply forged a PCT in the interests of our species whatever it's still in you isn't it this a superhero thing I know what's in the box Hawkeye well let's just hope you can still keep a secret skank that's the buggy operational again miss Frost we fixed up as clean as a whistle excellent now be good boys and show our visitors to the Eastern exit would you whatever you say Miss Frost well Logan did you find that peace you always

craved huh this life you've built yourself in California are you happy with your wife and children did you finally find contentment you're the mind reader then congratulations [Music] Osborn country Ohio what was she talking about back there Hawkeye what are you carrying in that case mind your own business it isn't drugs I said mind your own business Logan Pim Falls Connecticut only 20 minutes from Pim Falls now Bob that's the entrance to new Babylon right I wonder why they called it Pim Falls keep your eyes on the road man you'll find out soon [Music] enough

new Babylon look at this place new Babylon man there anything can happen can I be frank with you Logan this trip we just made it wasn't what you think that drug running thing was just a cover story dude what you better not be ripping me off here bub I go back home without that cash and the Hulk gang's eating my kids for breakfast relax short stuff I'm an ex superhero and an ex super villain would you shut up you'll get your cash these guys would meet and got money to burn I just wanted to give

you a heads up before we made contact I thought you'd be glad I wasn't running drugs this time I am glad then smile for [ __ ] sake hey anybody seen the fat man around here ha guy I am so pleased to see you my friend we heard you got killed back in Utah man we thought you'd never make it was nothing we couldn't handle Tobias we got blown off course for a couple of days but the merchandise is as safe as houses you mind if we take a look be my guest 99 vs of

super soldier serum for the 99 members of your Rebel Alliance what Tobias is the front man for a super team being put together and my contacts on the west coast are only too pleased to lend a hand H it's beautiful Hawkeye this is all we need the villains are dead or divided or fat this is all we need to start start the next avengeance team well I'm afraid there's still some tiny little small print you and I haven't spoken about Tobias not a problem how much do you need oh it's not for money not for

me anyway all I'm after is a cast iron Assurance uhhuh which is a place on the super team in a vial of the super Serum is this a joke The Red Skull killed my friends dude when they're going down I want a piece of them you understand now either Count Me In or the deal is off once an Avenger always an Avenger huh it's a deal old man you've got your place on the team awesome you have no idea how much this means to me I feel like when they first made me an Avenger just

to just to have someone believe in me like this Hawkeye what the help down boy undercover Shield agents you just walk straight into a sting Hawkeye there is no super team there is no Rebel Alliance you really think the president wouldn't know every conversation that goes down in this town what do you want me to do pig you think because I'm old and blind I'm going to give you that satisfaction do your worst okay 50 years earlier Our Father who are in heaven how what are you Whispering Captain is that a prayer well there's no

God here today just me why didn't we think of this years ago eh I knew you couldn't beat us if I ever got them organized do you know what's coming next they're going to carve up your Beloved Country among all our chief lieutenants the Abomination once California Doom once the Bible Bel and Magneto once Las guess for some godforsaken reason guess who gets the White House as for the rest of the world well who' want it now he sh don't get upset it will all be over [Music] soon now new Babylon [Music] even now I'd

beat you even as an old man I'm still strong my wife thinks I'm morbid Hinds but I consider his uniform the most glorious of all our prizes the Ancients wor the skins of their fallen foes why shouldn't I be allowed my eccentricities Tobias and the Shield team have those corpses you requested her skull should I tell them you are unavailable just send them in so this is the super soldier serum that had everyone so excited all that trouble of a one little box you have to understand sir Captain America rising from the dead it's very

potent myth for Americans well he's not coming back this time Tobias are all these things for real oh yes this is my trophy room this is where I come when I need to make decisions of a better place for inspiration than here among the corpses of my enemies I still can't believe you've got Hawkeye in here I know I never really rated him either but credit verit do it would seem cherish now not to stack him with The Parkers and the Stars how many more are out there Tobias how many other would be heroes holding

meetings in their basements nothing we can't handle Hull you've done well my friend this money you were using to flush them out I want you to keep it and have some fun sir there's something wrong with the accomplice of course there is you riddled him with bullets no his wounds are disappearing he's you're going down skull well this is an unexpected surprise I thought you walked the path of the righteous man these days Wolverine is this because we killed your little friends look at you you're not just out of shape you won't even pop your

adamantium claws anymore oh what did we do to you Wolverine you're pathetic itic locks what the hell you should have stayed in whatever hole you crawled into little AR creature at least that way you could have died in your bed [Music] no stay down you son of a [ __ ] don't make me laugh you haven't gods of [Applause] [Music] guts everybody back we need to blow the door can't let the kids down can't let the kids down got to find something to fight them [Music] with Mr President what's going on are you okay sir

oh no oh yeah reckon I need this do more than you do toas Cod red Code Red emergency at the White House boys all units must attend suit to voice control Avengers clearance code to 40 full speed to California 3,000 M from home 2,000 mil from home 1,000 miles from home 500 mil from home few rods are running low sir recharge required it just go faster fuel rods are empty just keep going advise emergency landing just keep going computer not let my fairly down you understand what the hell what you think it is silus is

it human well under that shell it is and a mighty fine shell it is too looks like grade A chromium from here and he seems to be clutching some kind of caseus get the hell away from me this money's for my family you get me I will not be stopped when I've come this far so 36 hours later Donovan thank God old man Donovan hell are you a sight for Sor eyes tell him I got it tell Mor I got the money and we don't have to worry about the Hulk gang no more oh Logan

who what's wrong Where's My Wife and Kids what the hell's going on here Donovan the Hulk gang already be for their money what are you talking about we got two more weeks they said they got [Music] bored Lord have mercy now don't you go doing something stupid they'll only take it out on the rest of us you ain't the man you used to be Logan you can honor your family by grieving and giving those kids is a good Christian burial you know we're always here for you Logan but you got to promise US you will

not go looking for revenge in those heels you want to stand Logan name isn't Logan Bob it's Wolverine [Music] the Hulk gang's Watering Hole I'm still ticked off papy bana wouldn't let us eat those kids they look delicious it wasn't snack time Rufus papy took us there to send that old fool Logan a message well his wife's dead body would have been enough little redhe heads taste like bacon Woody at least he could have done as let us he won would you shut up and clean your damn blood stains you and Luke got the video

working Billy Bob found two Jim balushi movies there's one where he's a cop and his partner's a dog it looks pretty damn hilarious Rufus a hell you don't need a so just because I was yelling at you rofus Sunny Stark barar oh well Rod sometimes I just can't believe what a [ __ ] you are little cousin stealing their game boy I can understand but what the hell kind of pleasure does a grown man get from a little girl's doll I like raggedy Anne she's pretty have a sniff at her face you Stace you can

still smell the baby milk oh man this is too messed up even for me give me five more beers old man my boys and I are out here celebrating a job well done whatever you say Mr Luke just don't cause any trouble oh come on dude is this a face that's going to start trouble oh what the hell what's going on get out of my way you little somebody find the flashlight Luke is that you now it was at this moment right here exactly where the Hulk gang began to understand the phrase [ __ ]

around and find out God Almighty he's Mansion Well ma'am what can I say thank you kindly for your hospitality and be sure to thank the ladies once they all regain Consciousness my pleasure bu just be sure to tell your py with a good time you boys had and maybe he'll knock a little off our rent this month what was you out celebrating anyway trust me sweet cheeks you don't want to [Music] know try me Banner's lir you think he's going to come here papy even though there are so many of us you think he's going

to come here looking for Revenge we killed his wife and children Bobby Joe laid them out like they were a goddamn finger Buffet you bet your ass he's coming here sway Jesus God I miss these fights what the hell it's bu what's he got in his mouth oh [ __ ] no more games no more talking I'm just here to kill you people do [Applause] batter get out here and face me you coward would you be quiet you're going to wake the [Applause] baby just like old times H Wolverine it's been been years since I

had something good to smash a lot of folks say that I went mad that the radiation sickness did something to my brain but who else was I going to meet with besides my first cousin Jenny shehulk was the only woman out there who could take the damn Pace I told my boys we had to make an example of you but the honest truth was I wanted my old Wolverine back I got bored being a landlord bored being a super villain I needed someone cool to kill to make me feel alive again shut up this isn't

a joke this isn't another one of those stupid fights this is where it ends you neck son of a [ __ ] that's for My Wife and Kids you idiot you shouldn't have made me angry Logan people piss themselves and I get angry [Music] 12 hours [Music] later papy bner you in here sir it's your grandson Billy B you remember bu all this boy I went to my friends to fetch those Jim balui movies and and when I got back the whole crew was dead did Wolverine really do this did one man really kill our

entire family that he did Billy Bob but I fought him and beat him and made him my supper he isn't going to be hurting us anymore but but he's wiped us all out py far as I can see the hoax gang just you and me now plus little baby we Bruce don't forget my little favorite now Billy Bob but you and me are all we need to keep this thing going son once we grab ourselves some women from he's old place we can start the whole thing over my superpower is surviving boy don't you get

it the atomic blast the rise of the super villains stay in alive in a world without hope you okay py you don't look so good I'm fine just had this weird cramp the last couple of hours and Jesus my guts wait a minute did did you say you ate Wolverine yeah no big deal we've been snacking on our own foes for years Billy Bob but none of them had healing factors you got to be kidding me you little runt what the hell what's the matter Banner something you ate pants boots and coat hand them over

then you might live a little longer whatever you say Wolverine just don't hurt me and stay away from baby Bruce what makes you think I'm going to leave the baby the Hulk robbed me of my family only fair I should take away [Music] his Logan's Ranch one month [Music] later [Music] everybody loved Moren and those kids they were beautiful Logan the best it's good you got their little toys back too huh it's something you sure you're ready to walk away and leave all this behind all I got here are memories Abe and I can take

those for wherever I go my wife and babies don't live here no more you're really going out to take them down Mr Logan you're really going to bring the law back to this country why not got nothing better to do you do realize it's impossible right A friend told me there was no such word and who might that be the same man who taught me to forgive myself besides I got a little partner to help me out and there's a nice Poetic Justice to Bruce Banner junor being the first guy on my new team you

comfy there little buddy things have changed you silly old fool this ain't a world for super teams and big Grand plans all you're going to do is get yourself killed oh yeah well they killed me 50 years ago BB and I got better I figure I've kept my head down long [Music] [Music] enough [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] oh