Joe Rogan Experience #2307 - Tim Dillon

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan Experience train by day joe Rogan podcast by night all day hey Tim Dylan how are you i'm much better now that the ladies are back from space thank you for having me what were they up there 10 minutes well it was very profound i don't know if you've seen Katy Perry talk about it but she's basically a guru now yeah what were her findings that's my question Daisy which is super important it shows you how quick the flight was the dead daisy that's like snipped from its

life source was still still alive or still vibrant yeah and it's so it's so daisy wow look at her nails so pretty now so they go up there and they float for like 10 minutes at least and then they come down let's not minimize this no I uh it's a big deal let's celebrate female astronauts because they were united because a lot of men astronauts they Have to go to school right they have to learn how to be a pilot first then they have to join the Air Force or the Navy and then they get

appointed by NASA that's right and then they go to space you know but and there has been that's the other thing there has been female astronauts let's let's not minimize this let's not minimize this yeah there was a [ __ ] stuck on a space station for a few months that's terribly more impressive let's not minimize this No the problem with that story is that she was rescued by a very awful person okay who wants to expose fraud fraud and waste yes did Musk rescue her yes oh interesting yeah i didn't know that oh where's

that in the news oh I didn't know that those [ __ ] people were stuck the Boeing jet the Skyline whatever the [ __ ] it is the Boeing spaceship wasn't working they couldn't fix it interesting i didn't even know that yeah and by the way Elon could have Rescued them during the Biden administration they didn't want to because of his open support for Trump so they left those people up there yes he's talked about it on my podcast they left those people up there and they're just chilling no they're dying it's like slow radiation

poisoning it's like getting 10 x-rays a day you're just slowly getting sapped of your life force out there in no gravity your bones are weakening did you see that lady's face when she came Back she didn't look great bro her something had happened like her chin had grown like her chin was extended and her hair had all turned gray she looked like she was sick she was sick you're dying up there man i had uh Commander Chris Hatfield on and he was at one point in time the longest person that had been in space from

wasn't he it's like he was there for like six months and he was saying it was unbelievable like how difficult it was To recover once you get back to earth he couldn't walk it was just like a total vertigo like his whole body was like so not used to gravity all of his bones were weak all his muscles were weak but these [ __ ] seem fine these ladies well for now let's not minimize let's not minimize the sacrifice they made for the world in fact for the world they're profoundly different they're profoundly different now

to show people well it's inspiring that's what I'm saying it's Inspiring if a if a if a guy who's worth what a trillion dollars several billion hundred billion just imagine the conspiracies if they didn't make it yeah well there's already people saying that they faked it which I think is silly well I love those people but it's great those are the people that think space is fake that's right yeah but there they're already people going "Well they faked it." And I'm like "I hope they fake something better than that I hope if they're faking stuff

and they probably are faking some stuff god I hope they're faking stuff that's better than that i think this is the confusion i think the confusion is that they essentially got to the threshold of space they did not get like way out there where re-entry is very traumatic and it it has like if you see like those heat shields that they put all over those things and if they break off on the re-entry everybody dies that's cuz You're way out there and the amount of heat that gets generated as you're re-entering the atmosphere i think

they're essentially like on the border of the atmosphere let's see how high did they go up there 62 miles they go above that line it's called like the carbon line or something the space shuttle goes they went a little higher than that that rocket man documentary that guy who shot himself up in a rocket they went like a few feet higher than that guy rip that Guy drove by his grave on the way to Vegas when LA burned down are they even like technically actually in space i think that's where the like it floats that's

the line is I might go there i might do that i wouldn't go to space base but I might do the 80 80 miles do that so 350 miles is the highest anyone has ever gone other than the Apollo astronauts 62 62 miles okay 62 miles ain't [ __ ] dude i I drive that in an hour you know what I'm saying yeah and it's by the way I agree with you it's not that far that's not even here to San Antonio 62 miles ain't [ __ ] but it is kind of technically space so

they get up there and they look at the Earth yeah that's why like everybody's calling [ __ ] on the outside of the capsule that it wasn't like completely on fire and like destroyed is cuz they didn't go that high they didn't go that high that's all it is right but they did go To space technically they went to space and they lost gravity the funniest thing is they come back and you need a parachute to land right like at all the technology Elon has Elon is catching rockets with robot arms clamp what could go

wrong in something like that oh it could explode on the way up for sure yeah the way up is not insured that those things are definitely going to hold it together so that's the biggest risk yeah you have these cannons filled With rocket fuel that are burning at like twice the what what is the temperature of rocket fuel when it's hot is it like is it is it's like close to the surface of the sun or some crazy [ __ ] like what is the what's the actual temperature so everything has to be contained while

you have insane amounts of fuel burning every second and huge plumes of flame enormous thrust to escape Earth's atmosphere that you're just hoping all those O-rings and all These [ __ ] all the [ __ ] that blew up with the Challenger so it could have blown up 100% i mean Musk has openly said some of these are going to blow up when he's testing them when he like when they would blow up be like "Oh Elon failed again." Like no we want it to fail cuz we want to find out what is the threshold

like what there's only one way i wonder if all of them were were they You think they were like prepared to die no katy Perry was prepared to die in her Eyes something's off she look like a soldier something's off with her no no it's good what what about the hatch though wasn't that kind of sketch she has a Mohamad Ada look to her well I think the problem is that the hatch is not a real hatch like a spaceship cuz it's not really going to space there's no captain there's no pilot right there's nobody

going exact all the above so it's most hatches in that regard they open Outwardly so that the pressure of space travel like when you're shooting that [ __ ] rocket up insane amounts of gravity doesn't make the door hinges fail and it collapses in on itself and everybody dies right right so the they have to open outward right right so the pressure would keep them shut so generally like there's like a seal and it's really kind of crazy like I have a friend of mine very wealthy businessman who brings me over his house the other

Day he goes "I want to show you something." And he shows me this diagram he said "This is from the 1950s and this is the blueprint for the recreation UFO that they made when they when they tried to backineer the one that they found at Roswell." And they had this was a diagram yeah crazy and it had a crank handle like a submarine door you know and they were trying to replicate a craft that had landed crashed yeah they Well he thinks they did wow he doesn't Think it's a try he said this is the

blueprint cuz it had the actual by the way the exact generator in the center of it that Bob Lazar described in 1989 when he worked at Area S4 what layer of the government do you think is working on projects like that like is it all the DARPA people i think it's people that are completely disconnected from congressmen senators presidents it's all deep state because it's all they have to be like they probably belong to an Agency without a name well there's probably a bunch of those and and when it comes to this kind of stuff

like we already know now because of Doge that there was money that was going with no receipts billions and billions of dollars that was just flying out with no receipts they have no idea where it went and Elon openly said "If this was," he goes "If this was a public company the it would be delisted and the people who ran it would go to prison." But because It's the government you're like "Oh I don't know what we did we just they have no You think that could be going to it?" You think they'll bring charges

against anyone for fraud that's the worry about disclosure i think that's what's holding it back i think people needs concrete stuff yeah you want to see concrete let's hear Katy Perry talk about space there i'm going to send you one i said to you a few this morning i Said "Let's discuss." I saw her I saw I chatted about it on my show i saw her say something about we weren't taking space we're making space that's the one I want to say which I thought was an interesting scientific it's not this one no no no

i got another one i got some better ones what is funny is immediately after that one's pretty good it is funny to do something like this and then everyone hates you like everyone hates it they Shouldn't hate her oh no that's not it jamie I'll send it to you yeah this one has all of them i have so many of them i don't think that one has the making space try this one it's so fun when people Why is it so fun when people get pretentious because you're I guess cuz you're terrified that you would

ever do it well yet I also think it's fun to see somebody who has no self-awareness they're always the most fun i will never be the same i mean When you get up there and you see the Earth and it's so beautiful and it just fills the screen and it's not just your window it's like everybody's window and there's no boundaries there's no border there's just earth and it just fills the screen you get up there and you see the earth and it's so beautiful and it just fills the screen is it what you expected

no no better i don't think you can describe it um cuz You know what I was saying it was like um quiet but then also really alive and you look at it and you're like we're all in this together you mentioned to us prior to going up you said that you needed to go to space to heal i know you're only a few minutes removed from this incredible experience do you feel healed um now you are officially an astronaut thank you so much how do you feel i feel super connected to love goodness i will

Never be the same i mean when you get up there no that's it that's it there's another one there's another one she said making space but it that they just get called astronauts it's funny to hear the richest guy in the world's wife go "We're all in it together." Oh boy yeah i don't know i don't know if people feel that yeah we're definitely not all in it with you can we get on your jet how in it together are we yeah what does that mean It feels like you hand selected a couple of friends

to go do this yeah uh I mean she should have it should have been a lottery system like Willy Wonka where just seven random people should have been able to go in this i would do it just to change my fun that would be good just seven random people just na pull out some guy who's not supposed to be here just a cashier at HB someone from MS-13 yeah that's what I was thinking get him in someone from Trenagua and Lauren Sanchez and Gail King and you know Oh you see they released the um footage

uh dash cam footage or police footage of the guy who they're saying was just a father the Maryland father as he got pulled over with eight undocumented people in his truck they were all supposedly staying at his house yeah I didn't see that but uh the wife had a restraining order against him a protection order i saw that there was a Restraining order i saw that they he was hanging out with two guys that were ad in in MS-13 yeah they released the Yeah he's he's definitely sketchy they have this Marilyn father no the guy

that scares me is the hairdresser the gay hair stylist i want There's a guy with a tattoo and his the hairdresser autism oh no oh no there was a guy with an autism awareness tattoo and they thought it was like an MS-13 tattoo but it it it doesn't look like an MS-13 tattoo it's a Literal the problem is everybody's a liar you don't know so the liberals are liars and the Republicans are liars everyone's lying they're all li and if they did ship something Ironically the only people I trust are MS-13 and podcast they'll tell

you and podcast podcasters and MS-13 that's all I trust i would love if you just had MS-13 on just three guys with tattoos because by the way there would be no outrage that's what's hilarious if you had three MS-13 Gang members not one person would go "Why did he have that platform?" Nobody would but if I have Ian Carol on if you have anyone else on it'll be a horrible thing but if it was three guys MS-13 with headtotoe tattoos who admitted to killing multiple people and you said "Now now tell me about what it's

like to grow up in San Pedro Sula or whatever." and it would be okay well the reason why that's good is because I think it's important to learn about other cultures Well a thousand% and they should have their chance to talk and what's not cool is talking about maybe Israel did something wrong you should really not do that i I think it's criminal of you to even discuss I know anything well apparently I've been co-opted by what's called the woke right the woke right that's what I heard there's a woke right now yes and they're

fascinating is they're co-opting i still haven't accepted the fact that I've left the Left i did a CNN interview for an hour because I'm promoting my special and then did you really yeah who did you talk to this girl L reeves was she cool l She was cool she does all the you know when you see the Vice documentaries where she talks to the Nazis and the incelss oh Jesus she does that it was that chick and they sent her in oh that's a good move for them this is hilarious so I'm sitting there and

she sits down she's like "Are there any Left-wing comedians?" And I named 10 of them that are all in arenas and she goes "Oh cuz their whole thing now is that podcasters are the most powerful people in the world." And she goes "Do you think your friends are the new establishment?" I said "Well there's 22 intelligence agencies an entire legacy media there's lots of Ivy League schools there's this there's that do I think Theo Van's the new establishment?" No I don't think so i think I think you Ran a really unpopular candidate i don't think

Americans like child sex changes and I don't think they want an open border and I think if you'd you know co-opted some of those issues you might have won they said to me at CNN they're like "We're editing the interview." I said "Put the hour out." I sat there for an hour and and we had a nice conversation but you know we talked for one hour and I was like "Put it out." I'm like "I understand if you can't put It out." And then she goes like this she goes "Um I can't believe you'd show

up um people have said that they can't come on here because Joe Rogan would get mad at them." And I said "That's absolutely ridiculous why would I care?" I said "He doesn't care he would never care." I said "Oh that's so silly it's the silliest thing ever they think we're at war." I just said "Put out the thing put out the hour online." If you can only put out a few minutes on on network fine But it's wrong to have someone come in and talk for an hour right and then three minutes and then use

five minutes yeah how much did they use we don't know yet they haven't put it out and do you did they say we can't put the whole hour out i texted this journalist and she texted me she goes "I'm pushing for like a long form release." I go "Yeah man just put out the interview." Also do you guys want ratings or no yeah we had a conversation about all these things you Guys talk about yeah you guys have a website then what are we doing don't you have a YouTube page does it have a YouTube

page i go she goes she goes "What do you think of that Joe Rogan show why is it so popular?" I go "Well one of the reasons is he doesn't edit people they They don't They're not edited they come on they say what they want to say and there's no editing so what's weird about those institutions is they will sit you Down for an hour and then I guess cherrypick what they think their audience wants to see well they just want what they think is going to grab the most ratings and is not going to

make them look stupid so if you're mocking them openly well she didn't know when she said that she goes "Comedy's right-wing." I go she goes "Name left of center comedians." I named literally eight of them and I said "They all are in arenas." I go "What are You talking about it's so dumb what are you talking about it's so dumb i was like that's you're you're saying that comedy's what by the way I used to be left of center according to the metrics of 2015 i said there's a lot of Joe's positions if you look

at them that are in that are that are left of center positions and there's a lot of my positions or anyone's positions i said there's nobody that you can easily put in a box and but they they want you to Be in that box well they're silly and they also want me to be an enemy of CNN i don't give a [ __ ] if any cares by the way I hope CNN corrects course and does real news and just concentrates on the news and all this [ __ ] I don't want editorial comments from

morons right so when you're force-feeding me Don Lemon's opinion on how the world should be right and how you know everyone should be shamed if they don't get vaccinated like you're you're force-feeding me morons Like no matter of course your ratings plummeted of course and you guys lied about so many [ __ ] things and never corrected yourselves well is there an arm of the Democratic National Committee and they're an arm of that party i mean they whether they are forced to be or whether they choose to be because they identify with being Democrat and

they want to skew things completely towards the left I don't know i don't know what the Answer to that is all of the old Bush era neoconservative people who pushed the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the Patriot Act and Guantanamo Bay and all of this stuff all find homes usually on MSNBC or CNN advocating for war with Iran or an escalation in Ukraine they always so it's kind of an establishment doesn't seem to m they don't really care about party right and you know they're doing better now though I mean this uh when they

have Scott Jennings on yeah he That's the kind of conversations you need completely ridiculous people are out of their [ __ ] minds versus Scott Jennings like those are great because some fun it makes you these ridiculous woke anchors look [ __ ] and they should they are in the world there are good principled arguments ments that against right-wing things yes you just can't have people who are completely out of it make them exactly exactly after the election one of my favorite ones was It CNBC or CNN i forget what it was but this guy

was talking about this whole right-wing podcast ecosystem that's incredibly wellunded and organized and what are you talking about like you could literally go to the roots of how it all started you could see every one of us doing our first podcast with a [ __ ] webcam there's no funding what are we talking about what are we saying even the idea that we're all organized together or that like I would Want to prevent people from going on CNN i just silly could not care less because that's the way they operate you always usually like a

lot of times you end up accusing people of something you're doing so you cuz you are familiar with that so they're like "Well we have a top-own corporate oligarchy telling us what to do is that the way it works with you?" Like "No Joe Rogan doesn't email people at the beginning of the week and go "Hey guys this is this is where you Can't go this is the most insane thing ever." But not only that like I want them to do well i really don't care they obviously don't want me to do well but I

don't care i hope they're Look if they turned it around and CNN became great I'd watch it all the time it's just It used to be great it used to have parts unknown on it the new thing they're doing this is this is a very interesting thing that's happening if somebody says something that they don't like and they Can't immediately dismiss it they go "But the fans of that thing are bad people." This is an interesting attack point they go but somebody with a massive audience if they find a sliver of that audience to be

objectionable in any way they then go well the fans of that type of questioning are anti-Semitic or racist or something and they don't deal with the actual facts or the actual line of argumentation yeah it's just a sneaky Debate tactic right when you're dealing with I have 19 million YouTube subscribers how can you nail that down to uh the fans right you don't know you're just talking out of your ass this is this is a non-argument it's a stupid point and by the way when you're talking about actual comments we've already established that i don't

know what the number is but there's a huge number of people that are commenting that aren't even people they're bots they're state Sponsored bots they could be from Ukraine they could be from America they could be from Russia they could be from Israel and I want more of them so if there are a state sponsor bots that can that can jack my ratings up they can if if they want to come over to me you have anything nice to say about Israel any Ukraine i'm waiting for the money i texted Barry Weiss i go "Here's

the way this game works i get a little bit of money first Not not I go on and defend whatever the hell you people want to do where's I'm not going to get my beak wet if you and I go to Israel will you slap on the Yamaka?" Absolutely absolutely you kiss the wall absolutely absolutely really oh yeah sure i mean did and and my film is green lit when do you have to kiss the wall no I don't know anything the wall is the whale is that the whailing wall i don't know but Mike

Huckabee's over there like a good Christian oh well he Loves it over there cuz the fundamentalist Christians go hard with with the Israel thing they're like "Let's go." Jesus is coming back to that spot yeah there what's very interesting is if Israel said to a fundamentalist Christian if Netanyahu called Maki and said "We're going to have to nuke Iran." He'd go "Let's do it." That's what Jesus wants let's do it that's what Jesus would want a nuclear war so that's where we've gotten We've got to wants us to use the nukes where where we have

fundamentalist Christians and and and and fundamentalist Israel and fundamentalist Muslims on the other side and everybody's playing this weird game and Yeah yeah there he is boy he looks old jesus this is just hilarious if this is the freeze frame from the episode that we released they stopped dying their hair at some point in time and just say "Oh [ __ ] it." You know like Stallone did The best hat they have is the Shrimal they wear it in Brooklyn it's that big furry Russian hat i love that that hat looks sick it looks That

is a sick hat it looks like something out of Game of Thrones yeah that's a hat like I don't give a [ __ ] what you think i'm a member of the tribe [ __ ] i got strings hanging from my belt i got a And I'm rocking a I got a hat a bear dick hat yeah i mean that's a pretty sick hat yeah I like that hat i think people can't get past The fact that like Yeah look at that hat that has the [ __ ] what's that made out of why let's

answer the question why do Orthodox Jewish men Where's Ari when you need them that's a great point ari never had to wear one of those hats though no but he looked good yeah i got a ton of hats from different UFC fighters from like Dagistan and from uh Kazakhstan i got a cool Kazakhstan hat from Shavat Rama sick hat that is pretty Dope it's an objective why do they wear it we'll find out there was an article that just said it before that the the fur one if you go back up in upper left corner

upper left corner yeah jew in the city is the name of the website god I hope a Jewish person is running that website otherwise they're going to get assassinated uh the fur hat is known by the Yiddish name how do you say that shrimo shrimo shrimal uh the Shrimal was adopted by Eastern European Jewish communities in the 18th century and coincided with the rise of acidic Judaism technically a Shrimal is one particular style of hat there are others one that might be familiar on site is the spodic oh you [ __ ] popup ad [

__ ] enter your email which is taller and more cylindrical than a striml a spodic is the style generally favored by acidic sex of Polish descent to the casual observer however they're all strimml stry is made from a large Piece of velvet surrounded by fur fur usually comes from the tips of the tails of sable martins or fox nice synthetic shrimmals do exist they're more common in Israel than elsewhere interesting shrimal can cost thousands of dollars so it's not uncommon for a acidic man to own a second cheaper striml so that his main striml would

not be battered by the elements interesting yeah interesting it's a cool hat let Everybody know you're part of the tribe it's a fun hat maybe come comedians mean like a thing that we wear a hat yeah like a thing that snow we don't give a [ __ ] yeah I like that Kanye West black clan suit that's dope how about his giant swastika in diamonds have you seen that what's funny is a jeweler made that oh yeah and a Jewish jeweler one an Israeli Jewish guy significant markup yeah yeah of course i'm going to give

you a swastik i was I would it's only Fair yeah you need a tax i think it's only fair if you want a Jewish man to make a swastika you got to People got to separate you know and I think this is not I think people got to separate like governments from people intelligence agencies from people i think that's the whole thing i think people are losing the ability to do that in this case right because you people that when you criticize Israel or you criticize something that may or may not have been Done by

a government or intelligence agency you're not criticizing people right you're criticizing a group of people making decisions i don't think America always does things that are in the best interest of the American people right well this is the problem with when everybody sort of picks sides during the COVID thing whether or not we should trust the vaccine companies because like you you did it because you're on the left and the people on the right were The ones who didn't want to take it so instead of just looking at it objectively the people on the left

were like "Everybody who doesn't agree is a a science denier." And it got like really kooky cuz it it got ideological and as soon as it's ideological you can [ __ ] justify anything this is how how Jewish Americans are justifying well Hamas uses people as human shields like they'll say things like that like it's a way you can justify mass murder yeah it's a way you Can justify anything anything as long as the tribe on your side what whatever your clan is right you can you can justify things and so people stop thinking they

stop thinking and they just think completely along ideological lines it's frustrating as [ __ ] it is it is and passionately very passionately oh they're right you're wrong no one is ever questioning anything no why question science no no one goes "Wait a minute." Like I think it's healthy to Every now and then go "Maybe I'm wrong." Yeah there was just something that got released today that showed they just released today that showed that COVID 19 definitively came from that lab thousand% 100% proof it came from that lab i read it uh a little bit

of it on the way here yeah it's [ __ ] nuts it's nuts man it's nuts these [ __ ] people they just got roped in to this and it was a completely man-made 100% disease 100% and they knew that from the moment It happened the moment it happened and they just lied and Fouchy is just out there walking around that's an interesting it's an it's an interesting case when someone like that in that position repeatedly lied to people about the origins of that um and is allowed to just be free and faces zero consequences

meanwhile they were trying to put Trump in jail because he inflated the price of a condo but you see what they got an appraisal That was higher and then they lied well their their was horshit but it Leticia James is now in trouble for the exact same [ __ ] really you didn't see that that makes sense they're investigating her because she allegedly according to Megan Kelly who I trust implicitly allegedly went and got mortgages with her father listing them as husband and wife on on buildings right multiple times and then also lied about the

amount of uh Bedrooms that were in a place because if it's four bedrooms you get one tax rate if it's five it's more so she lied it was a five and she said it was a four right well this is what they all do so I think really the funny thing about all the cases that they brought against Trump a lot of those cases were rooted in a just politicized version of something that's pretty standard that a lot of people have done yeah they always overvalue Their properties always overvalue properties and people get away with

it and it's not it's not a crime but here's the thing about the Trump thing is that all the people had been paid so not only was it profitable for the banks he paid everything on time the loan there's there was no criminal like there's no crime no one got victimized and no nothing happened right they profited right and then this crazy lady with a terrible past thought that she was going To be able to pull this off because she was on the team that she thought was going to win like talk about putting all

your eggs in one basket like we got a bunch of morons sign in on these things feels it feels like you have there's some we're in some kind of cold war between two factions in American politics that are using courts and lawyers to go at each other yeah it's not a hot war people aren't fighting in the streets but it does seem to be these Parties seem to no longer view each other as different sides of the same coin there seems to be especially when it comes to Trump it seems to be like they cannot

you know see him as anything other than an existential threat that has to be vanquished at any cost right and the problem with that is when you deny good things and only highlight bad things that everybody knows it well now you're playing a game and your game is I Never tell the truth i tell you parts of the truth that I like yeah and you got to win that game if you're playing that game you got to win yeah if you do all these things they have to work and if Trump gets in office even

after all these things you have you're [ __ ] you then it's a problem you know it's like with JFK they got him yeah you know obviously not good but they got him and then that slammed the door shut and then all their people came in and kept a Cover up going on i wish I really understood all this stuff that we talk about because there's an argument that we haven't had a real president since JFK got shot that's probably a good argument and there's maybe arguments that we actually didn't have real presidents prior to

JFK right so well what do you think is happening now then do you think that I think you have these guys right these guys that go into the CIA they they they they learn all about These underground groups they have all of these different relationships all over the world right weapons man you know weapons drug running weapons all of these different you know terrorist groups c crime syndicates right their job is to know information about every government all of the you know separatist groups that could potentially take over and become the next government they have

all of these connections and Then they either leave the CIA they retire or supposedly it never occurs to any of them to make a buck that's the real question right it never occurs to any of these people that there might be a great way to make a buck working with some of these people outside of Congress the White House all of that that's as it's been explained to me by pretty smart people that's what you have you have a rogue element of people in those agencies that have Massive amounts of money right and they're very

well connected and they're running weapons and the president has no idea what's going on right and Congress has no idea what's going on they're not briefing a teacher from Georgia who got elected because he promised he was going to bring build a [ __ ] shopping mall in a suburb of Atlanta about what they're doing in Syria right they're not briefing these people there's nothing democratic about what's happening and so Then you think to yourself you're like well how do we make sure everyone keeps their mouth shut how do we make sure everyone keeps their

mouth shut cha-ching then we go not only money but that's when we bring in Jiza Maxwell that's when we bring in Jeffrey Emp right that's when we bring in people who go let's all have fun we've got a great weekend getaway planned and then we can all be on camera doing something that would get us thrown in jail have people Rightly disgusted and want to kill us and the worst things ever are now on camera somewhere those tapes are somewhere now everybody is completely incapable of ever coming out and saying what's going on yeah and

you know and then those people are running a a a parallel government it's a parallel command structure and that's a huge problem and it was essentially completely in control For four years probably for more than four but for the last four for sure thousand% that's the best example we've ever had of that that guy's never really running things there's no way they let him and it's probably still in control to to a certain degree now because it's very hard to when you have something like that happening it is very difficult to completely shut it down

well it's Well here's a perfect example that we know It's definitely running things cuz Trump is still trying to figure out why he got shot like he was like I want more information like there's no information coming to him there's not going to be information there's not going to be information that's a crazy story that's you should try to connect like if it's not America that did it if it's not us it's not intelligence agencies that did it then it means a foreign government that Hijacked this kid's brain and got him to climb on top

of that roof like somebody tried to get someone to assassinate a guy who's running for president and no one seems to be interested in finding who that person or that group who influenced this kid is so many of these ex intelligence chiefs pop up all over the world they pop up in Dubai they pop up on MSNBC they love traveling they're having meetings with people they're all over The place and they're just they love people they love cultures they love meeting different cultures yeah the food's great and supposedly I heard from someone who's again smart

and and I consider trustworthy that there's actually large sectors of the global economy that are moved more in this direction than you'd think like there there are tentacles into very large investment banks and private equity companies that A lot of these guys have let's put it that way obviously it does it's not a shocking thing why would uh why would the government let a private equity company op operate with impunity right so you right so especially if they're controlling regulations and let's work together there doesn't seem to be a good answer to any of this

that becomes the real issue you ever get invited to these like um [ __ ] Illuminati conferences or any of these Crazy things no they wanted me to do stand up at one conference and it wasn't like an Illuminati kind i think it was like a I don't know it was like some type of like lowgrade Illuminati yeah that's how fo Illuminati that's like the minor leagues and then eventually you go to some Yeah weird ranch in the mountains of Wyoming well that sounds nice maybe actually it does sound nice maybe no I think that

like it does seem weird that a lot of Once you get to a certain level people take an interest in you that never were interested mhm you know for sure for sure people are interested welcome to my world yeah it is strange that people seem to care about you um or what you're saying or people going I think you your read on that is wrong and you're like "Why do you care what it is i'm a [ __ ] guy with a talking to a microphone once or twice a week." Yeah they don't like that

They don't like people having influence that haven't been sanctioned they don't like that yeah they want all influence to be top down all influence to be a part of a giant corporation yeah that's what they want they don't want influence to be just regular people regular people are fringe they're far this or far that they're problematic they're they spew misinformation and dis no one is poos more misinformation than CNN over the years how many times you guys just what You guys did over co if you were a podcaster you'd be shut down right like if

the podcasters were the one telling everybody to get vaxed you you get it you won't get you won't spread it you won't this you want that there's no side effects if podcasters are saying that but the establishment news was saying hold on this is an experimental vaccine we should not be asking women who are pregnant to take this we should be not not asking kids who are in no danger to Take this we do not know the long-term consequences if podcasters were saying that you know the podcasters were on the the government side instead of

CNN if CNN was the wise ones that told everybody to be cautious they would want us prosecuted they would be going after us for all the side effects that people are experiencing you have blood on your hands you're responsible for strokes and heart attacks and myocarditis and all Sorts of autoimmune issues we also have to think about how easier it is for let's say an intelligence community to manipulate them than it is to come in here like a an intelligence community is not going to go all right let's find all you have to do is

bring me to the UFOs for sure you keep telling them that yes that's all you have to do what do you want me to do going to go to war with Kosovo I I don't even know where Kosovo is on a map but if you tell me Where the UFOs are I'll have a guy in here that explains why it's super important we funny it's like what they'd have to do is pick somebody have them become a comedian Start a podcast get an audit like it is difficult right whereas if you work at a media

company it's very easy to just some new guys there who's this right right oh you know what I mean yeah that's somebody just shows up hey Suzanne suzanne run everything by Suzanne hey how does this guy Bob Woodward how does he get the most important he just This is his first case lucky guy he gets Watergate lucky guy wait a minute what did he do for Navy intelligence right lucky guy that Watergate thing is so funny i've been here for 30 years Mike yeah I haven't got any shut the [ __ ] up bob's taking

this case bob's taking down Nixon who's kept keeps asking questions about what happened to Kennedy did you see when Bill Murray was here i did yeah did You see the thing that he said about Wired the book yeah wait which one wired is the book on John Belalushi he said "I read the first five pages and I was like oh my god they set up Nixon." Oh that's hilarious they frame Nixon that's so funny this is what he said yeah yeah yeah he's like if this is what they say this is what the same guy

said about John Belalushi which is 100% not true do you know John Belalushi was a lightweight right he would drink a Couple of beers and he'd be [ __ ] up like he didn't have tolerance he wasn't this maniacal coach it was all lies they don't care at all about getting any accurate information that time that he died it was probably the first time he ever did a speedball according to Bill Murray wow yeah and Bill Murray was one of his best friends bill Murray knew bill Mer's like "I've known this guy most of my

life." And then there he goes "They framed Nixon." Right and then I Told him the whole story that Tucker Carlson had told me yeah which I was like "What?" That it was all FBI agents and like the whole thing was a complete sting it was it was a sloppy burglary where they wanted to get caught they traced it back to Nixon because Nixon was doing things they hated well this is the thing they got Nixon on but what they told if Nixon was not guilty of the crime but they told Nixon about the Crime and

then he helped them cover it up that's how they got him but I mean what is he going to do of course if he thinks this is on the the legit and you come to him with the crime like "Oh Jesus Christ well don't [ __ ] tell anybody." Tim Jesus Christ Tim what did you do you bugged Cap City [ __ ] they had to get rid they had to get They had to get rid of him well this is what we're going to do we're going to We're going to throw our phones in

the River right here's what happens now okay okay okay okay how do we get out of this where'd you put the bugs can we get Can we break it and take the bugs back that's so funny they'd be so flattered if you b if we bug Cap City that's awesome somebody told me last night that they hate us i'm like how do you hate me i love you i used to love the old Cap City if you got head Cap City if you got headliners and You need them I'll promote it i'll promote it on

Twitter yeah and same thing with Moon Tower i heard they're mad at me too because I wouldn't have them at the club i'm happy to help you i would happy to help you i just don't want you to book my club that's all it is my club is sold out every night and it's guys like you and Shane and Ari and all these I don't want anybody else booking it it doesn't mean that I don't support your cause i just don't want you Coming into my establishment that's all it is i don't I want everybody

to do Well there's five comedy clubs on my street what you've done I think ultimately is good for the town you bring people into the town the problem is when people used to be in control of comedy in the town and then all a sudden they're not and they used to be like the person that people would go to and now they're insignificant right you know yeah i think a lot of people struggle With that the idea of that that they're they're they're losing control i think they that seems to be the most the angriest

I've seen people online since the election that have railed against podcasts and they've railed against they seem to be angry that they no longer have a monopoly on what people can hear exactly and they still continue to lie and misrepresent people that do podcasts or People that are on a have a different opinion say and that's where it gets really stupid you know like they keep saying that you know when I had that Daryl Cooper guy on that I'm bringing on a Nazi apologist and a Holocaust denier like that is neither of those things are

true it's not true and the guy doesn't just talk about that by the way his his stuff about Jim Jones is [ __ ] sensational you know Jim Jones was like a civil rights leader yeah jim Jones had An interracial child when Yeah i didn't know any of that yeah jim Jones was like he would he had an adopted black child that he would take to school and everybody would be [ __ ] furious at him in the town yeah and he was like he was a legitimate Christian like a real I believe in the

teachings of Jesus Christian one of the big things in America yes listen there are a lot of people questioning World War II for not good Reasons of course it's like people that bring up the age of consent and you go "Wait a minute." You know what's going on what are you doing there are people there are people I think that do launder uh not great reasons for qu for questioning World War II through whatever however no doubt no doubt there is a very interesting the the teeth really come out the nashing of teeth come out

in this country when you question at all The American war machine yes and the pageantry of war and the um you know iconography of the state and of war and of how important it is and how just it always is and how we're always on the right side of it and we're always doing the right thing and in World War II we 100% were but there are a lot of other times when we've made grave errors with our military yes and I feel like it's not good enough For you can't just point to World War

II which is again we were correct yes but I think there is this idea that if you it's it's not an accident there's a million movies made about World War II it's not an accident that there is a lot of pageantry surrounding World War II well also that the World War II movies have heroes whereas the Vietnam movies are apocalypse complicated and it's all chaos so I think that inspires the idea That a military solution is always correct and that the use of force is always the right way to do it and that coincidentally makes

people lots and lots of money and their children never end up fighting those wars that seems to be a lot of it now that doesn't mean that there aren't people with bad motivations that are genuinely anti-Semitic or that genuinely are have fascist inclinations there absolutely are but I think there needs to be space To criticize the the mythologizing of war in general and the justification for endless wars all the time yes like Iran i hope Trump does not go into Iran that seems like a very bad idea it also seems like a very be bad

idea for Iran to get nuclear weapons that seems bad too yes but I think there's ways to prevent that without a regime change war this is what we have to do this is what Tulsi Gabbard I think was very attractive about a lot of what she said during her confirmation Hearing she goes "I understand that there are terrorists out there that are dangerous but we got to find a way to deal with them without committing troops to stand there on in an Islamic we've done this we saw this movie it doesn't work out." Yeah you

know and I think we have to stop thinking that it's going to be better this time if we decapitate the head of a foreign government and we have American soldiers in an Islamic country trying to set up a provisional Government the nightmare of that during Iraq Paul Bremer this weird British looking guy that they sent to stand on that rebel rubble with his boots and you know the mission accomplished on the aircraft carrier like it brings back like you know to me it's like I get flashbacks from it do you remember the guy who was

the Iraqi uh public relations guy who was saying that they're winning the war was it was it Akmatal well no that was the guy that Fed us all the [ __ ] to get us in no no no it was the guy that they people openly mocked i believe he had glasses and he was the guy that was always saying that Iraq is kicking ass oh interesting no yeah baghdad something or another they called him and he was saying that we were doing good no no no he was saying that Iraq is kicking our ass

yeah well do you remember hilarious no I don't remember that my dad something or another they called them by The way does anyone know what's going on in Iraq right now i could flea market if there was a gun to my head I could not tell you what the state of Iraq i know the Taliban are in Afghanistan what's going on in Listen listen listen you hear that ready that's a gay guy threw off a roof right right so that's what we spent that's a 20 year you know commitment or was a very long time

right so that's like I I feel like that's the that's the thing That when you ever try to have a nuanced understanding of what we can and can't do i don't think it's a great idea that Iran gets nuclear weapons it seems like there are ways to prevent that isis in charge full scale invasion but don't we need these like I think like it it I always look at these groups like the Houthies and stuff we need these people 100% we need them and the hoodies are a fun one cuz they're like on the ocean

and they're like pirates This is new they figured out that like landbased stuff's not as they're like they're disrupting trade you know how much of our trade goes through it's 3% hey 3% trade don't minimize that just like I don't want you minimizing these women yeah but we need these Houthies it feels like we need these groups we had ISIS we had then ISIL now you know we had the people in Syria I forget their their names something but we need these little groups and this is what we do we Just choose cuz all of

these groups are not even they're just people hanging out and then we give them weapons and get them going they're just guys in a bar a lot of these groups are guys in a bar they have a hole in the ground [ __ ] a hole in the ground and we we show up and we start arming them and giving them stuff and it's like it's like that Bill Hicks joke where it's like pick up the gun you know from special it's like are the Houthies an existential threat to The United States that feels crazy

the craziest thing was just feels insane trump showing the video of them getting bombed oh yeah it's so wild we could kill all This is the problem we could get rid of all of these threats in five minutes but we don't seem to want to it's not good for business yeah no we got to keep You can't come to a market every week you You'll burn it out no the Houthies are good i like doing standup you got to go once a year you got to go Once a year once every 18 months and I

like the Houthies because it they feel it's like a new but they're not sticking it's not No one's believing it so now they're back to Hezbollah hezbollah wears the fatigues if you get up Hezbollah they're scary looking the Houthies are not that scary the Houthies look like a bunch of dudes in like a bizaar like you said like in a flea market that they're on a boat they're holding up guns no one cares Hezbollah looks genuinely like okay let's not [ __ ] with these guys it's like Shane's bit about the uh Iraqis or the

Afghanis going through the [ __ ] the workouts and like that would think they're like an elite army oh god they couldn't do jumping jacks can't do anything but that's the whole thing it's like it's this weird global chessboard of like we you know as someone said to me once that there's like a dial you turn It up be like more war less war more war less war I'm going to confict if smelling salts are good for allergies have you gotten any of the allergies out here no my first year of legitimately getting them cedar

fever i think you got to do cocaine they make allergy medicine too yeah that's no fun yeah maybe Zerek or something that's no fun what is it the cedar i don't know what it is i think it's People say my nose has been running And did Mark Hopper actually might have helped the military capture Saddam Hussein what so they were on a USO tour in 2003 and they got asked to come in to do like a private show and he sat down it's like here said "Sir I have a plan to catch Saddam Hussein." The

musician recalled telling a Navy admiral on board the aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf according to Hapus Hussein had been sending video messages to his followers from an unknown location at the time the Musician felt that the military could use drones to their advantage and uncover his location by pulling data from the video messages sir what about having drones fly all over the region in carpeting patterns broadcasting time codes above the level of human hearing but at the level that a video recording would catch it hope had suggested to the admiral then the next time

he releases one of his videos you could listen to it pull The ultrasonic data and triangulate the drones you have flying all over holy [ __ ] this is the guy from Blink 182 i think his dad was in the military someone was in something he knew he knew yeah okay this brings me back to that [ __ ] Strange Times in Laurel Canyon [ __ ] yeah four months later Sodom was located and captured in Iraq so you're welcome everyone what a great book that well not only the Tom O'Neal book but then the

this Dave McGawan book weird Scenes inside the canyon i lived up there when I was living in LA i lived up there and it I'm telling you that is the creepiest vibe of any area that I've ever been to in my life it's a weird vibe they have that [ __ ] military installation that lookout mountain jared Leto owns that he lives there now doesn't he have a whole cult shh okay he's a good guy i'm sure he is i'm not saying it's bad to have They tried to investigate his cult and it turns out

It's not really it's just bunch of people having fun yeah no requirements there's no No one asks you to [ __ ] them there's no nothing no you're It's a It's a voluntary [ __ ] cult it's not even voluntary [ __ ] cult it's just they get together and dance or something i don't know what they do i lived there for three years i didn't get one text i had not one i used to drive by and point at it and go "Look it's a thing." What do they do what does Jarrett Little's It's

like a summer camp they call it like Echelon yeah it's a summer to go watch the band play closeup oh what the [ __ ] the problem with that Tim how about Tim Dylanfest i have no problem with that it's basically skankfest just a bunch of people eating shellfish in Long Island being racist yeah absolutely i have no issue with that at all what a fun time though for us cuz everything's just t I mean there's so much stuff to talk about Everything's nuts makes sense you know I was on the All-In podcast the other

day and they were talking about um these chips these Nvidia chips and how what's interesting is people are setting up because we have these export controls that don't allow us to send certain chips to China because they're able to like manipulate them right and then become like the world's largest semiconductor producer but now all these fun fake companies are starting in like Bhutan or Cambodia and they're buying the chips or Singapore and then they all get back to China well the the one of the guys who worked at whatever the preminent preeminent AI system in

China was saying one whistleblowers was saying that they have 50,000 of these [ __ ] banned chips that's so wild whoopsies and so they're they're they were talking about like is it better to send them the chips or is it better to if you didn't if you don't send them the chips then it Spurs their innovation and they make the chips well either way they're going to get the chips yeah they're getting the chips they they're both innovating and stealing at the same time they're Can there be anything done to stop their rise nah not

at this point doesn't feel like it right they're so much more technologically advanced in so many different areas now like the drones that they have are so superior to the commercial drones that we have because Drones over here you have to have a pilot's license to drive the really spicy ones do you think some of those drones over New Jersey were theirs could be i think they were ours i honestly do otherwise I think they would have shot them down if they could um I don't know if they could and maybe they wouldn't because then

it would alarm people because then it would like you would show that that is a legitimate threat we're fighting for like satellite Supremacy in the sky too that's crazy crazy the internet the Starlink i mean essentially Elon's launching Starlinks all over the [ __ ] world are you worried at all about the tech people being Democrats up until 5 minutes ago yeah you should but you know I think a lot of those people have shifted sides they've shifted sides because they understand that well you know I had Mark Andre in here and Mark Andre was

explaining he said the most terrifying Meetings we ever had was when we were part of an AI startup and the government came in and said we're not going to let you do this right not only we not going to let you do this we're not going to let anybody do this we're going to have a small amount of these things we're going to completely control them he was like what the [ __ ] like you guys are like openly saying this that you're going to inhibit innovation at the highest level of technology some [ __

] That you probably don't even understand but you want to have absolute control over I think the worry is that people don't trust the government nor should they but I don't know if they trust these tech guys either you shouldn't you shouldn't look what's going on with Open AI that's the whole thing i think that people are wary of the tech people because they've now these were the same people that were censoring and kicking people off the internet when the people In the White House were blue right and now that the people in the White

House are red they are it's swung back the other way exactly so I think people are a little wary of that yeah they don't know where that goes it's just power it's just it's just I mean like Bernie Sanders is right in that you should be scared of oligarchs and oligarchs shouldn't be running our government he's right in that regard and when people get into positions of just unchecked power So let's say if someone had control of some tech company let's say it's an AI company and that AI company literally creates the unstoppable AI that

helps empower the entire country and there's one guy in control of and he's worth $3 trillion now and he's decides to lobby and change a bunch of laws and influence politicians and his company starts donating to certain polit you could change the fabric of society with enough money and enough power and enough Influence yeah especially if you could completely control what the narrative is right in terms of like when people Google things when they search things when they talk about things you can completely control what they're allowed to talk about and how how that narrative

gets countered instantly with facts and [ __ ] and you can just well it's being done everywhere right so it's being done at the highest levels and I think people Are uncomfortable with just losing even though a lot of them realize that we didn't have a ton of control they feel like I think when you head into the world of tech where people just don't even know right where this goes where does it go does it go to transhumanism does it go to like AI replacing everybody and then at what point what do you do

with those people that AI replaced do you give them all a cryptocurrency that's linked to their Biological whatever do you I've heard all these ideas right like how do you deal with driverless cars where if the entire road is automated how do you deal with that i think that fills people with an anxiety where they go what is the plan and a lot of these tech guys like well we got to get off the planet and I think people start going like "Wait a you know like that's Weinstein eric Weinstein." Well that's a lot of

people there's a lot of people like I don't Know what you're saying there's a lot of people there's no air on Mars like let's not go there yeah well for sure for sure do you think Trump and Mosque will have a falling out eventually i don't know it's a good question the media keeps trying to push that they are it feels like they're just big personalities and that there's an inevitability when you have two guys that are incredibly you know perhaps but Elon is very smart and you see he's Always very differential and and he's

always very respectful mr president it's always that call him sir that's how I I treat him i always call him sir it It's Donald Trump yeah I get it you're fired i get it but he's also the president of the United States i call him sir but I call everybody sir i call everybody sir it's like the byproduct of me living in Texas now right sure yeah but um I don't know if they're going to You don't get pulled over anymore here and if I do It's not that big of a deal if you get

pulled over here a cop gives you money they go "Mr rogan here's a check." I mean there's no way there's no law that you cannot break here i'm guaranteeing you i don't think that's correct i think you could do a lot i think they would you would they would cover up a murder that's sweet if you murdered three people I think the Austin PD would go "Whatever man he's doing a lot." They'd bring that mayor that guy and he'd go "What?" They go "Yeah the suspect's Joe Rogan he was standing over the bodies." They'd go

"Are you out of your [ __ ] mind drive him home right now drive that man home." If I was in Waste Deep in Rainy Street Oh yeah drowning a partygoer they don't care [Music] bro they still don't want to admit that there's a serial killer you're the tourism board um yeah no there there's something's up there's a serial killer Something's going on i believe there's a serial killer and what are they doing they're luring people to that bridge and then Yeah it's not hard people like to go to the bridge they just got to

look out for the bush weird i guess it's such a high to kill someone it's so to me I'm like what do you get out of it but I guess the people that are doing it like it they're broken there's broken people some broken people do math and some broken people drown guys who like to Party do you ever talk to like I'm sure you have this is a stupid question but like the high level law enforcement guys that have just met these monsters and stuff oh yeah and is there is there do they believe

that it's like is there any part of them that believes someone's just born yes interesting yeah and it's generally you have psychotic parents and so it's was it whether it's nature or nurture is hard to separate because you're probably abused and generally at An early age they show like a willingness to torture like house pets and stuff yeah yeah they'll maybe start off with a frog they catch and stick a like a firecracker in its mouth and stuff like that and then they eventually work their way up to uh humans now it seems so much

harder to do it because of these phones yeah surveillance it's It is but it's You can still do it not in Austin you can get away with drowning folks you can drown people why don't you Think they'll admit it they don't want people getting spooked it's a good question good question maybe um maybe I'm wrong i mean one of the biggest things ever in Austin were those crazy yogurt shop murders hbo just came out with a documentary about that was many years ago this crazy yogurt shop murder thing HBO just did a doc happened in

Austin and it was like a famous case and they it's completely unsolved except they put some people in jail for it but Then later let one of them out like it was just one of those things where nobody was sure about what happened so they were murdering people that went to the yogurt place it was 1991 and it just South by Southwest they just did a huge Oh it was one homicide a quadruple homicide which took place at I can't believe it's yogurt shop in Austin that could have been me in 1991 wow it's uh

34 years ago 34 years ago it's an underbelly 14 girls were murdered in Austin wow 14 yeah wow they don't know it's an unsolved murder i'd check the boyfriends and there's many different theories about it wow that's crazy four men were arrested and charged with capital murder in 99 but two of their cases were overturned the other two never went to trial wow interesting so there are these things that happen oh yeah well that's what they say that if you just randomly shoot someone and kill them like if You're a real real like rando like

did you ever see that movie Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer no it was about a guy named Henry Lee Lucas oh wow yeah and Henry Lee Lucas was attributed they attributed like 62 murders to him the problem is I think one of the things cops do is they go "Uh did you kill this guy?" Yeah I killed him too where'd you bury him where was he buried oh that's where I buried him oh right that kind of thing now you got Now you got a case Solved that was that was the accusation about Henry

cuz he was definitely a murderer and a grifter and a a drifter and he was traveling around the country stealing things and but then they um made a movie about him and in the movie he it's like he's way more sinister and calculated and but he would just randomly kill people so they they all take credit for things they didn't do exactly to just beef up the body count exactly that's what they want they want Attention they're already in jail that's so wild you know that's a When you have shitty DAs and shitty prosecutors and

shitty cops they'll do stuff like that do you think that there are people that are you know national parks seem to be like a hotbed of people disappearing and do you think Appalachian Trail people yeah yeah do you think that's people getting you or is that a lot of it like I got lost I got eaten you get lost yeah yeah you get Eaten there's a guy who has this whole series 4 is it 911 missing or 411 missing people in national parks listen man you're just meat out there and you get eaten and by

the way you don't find dead anything out there you don't find dead mountain lines guess what they die all the time i've never seen a dead mountain line when I was hunting because they they get eaten they get eaten everything gets you get not only do you get eaten your bones get eaten Everything gets eaten it's so it's not uncommon to disappear and there's no trace no trace yeah super common so if you're in a a high traffic area like I've um hunting I've found elk bones where a hunter killed the elk and then you

know took all the meat off the bones and then left the bones there that's that's what you do when you pack out meat yeah and I found those those animals i actually even found one animal that I shot a long time ago i shot like Four years ago and you found it yeah we were in the same location it was the same bones there wasn't all the bones there left some of them have been dragged away some of them have probably been eaten by rodents you know they they eat the bones slowly but surely and

if you're a human you're made out of nothing you're so easy to eat right you know like our bones are less dense our our meat is soft and chewy you know like we get devoured a bear would eat your Whole body there would be almost nothing left then rodents would eat what's left you got to be careful in those places you can't be careful like if you don't have a GPS navigation system that has a lot of batteries if you don't have a compass have a compass and know how to use it if you don't

have a map it's so easy to get lost in the woods right it's so easy they're all around you and you can go in one direction and circle around you don't even realize you're Circling and then 3 days later you're back to where you started you're like "Fucking no." Yes you eat tree bark for 3 days and you're thinking one any step I'm going to see the highway what a horrible thing people die like that all the time all the time all the time just go to a hotel it's very difficult to know just go

to a resort if you don't know the woods you're not used to being in the woods and you're not used to having landmarks that you follow and Know how to use a compass know how to use a GPS some people are good at it and even they get eaten yeah they get eaten too well you break your ankle right how about you break your ankle out there and you you can't hike out it's not possible right what do you do you [ __ ] die that's what you do got to be very careful and then

you hear something at night you're sleeping under a tree and you hear something at night right right you had a bear sniffing you you can't Run away and you don't have a weapon and you can't do anything it just eats you alive and those woods are so dense in the Pacific Northwest and stuff like that i mean and everywhere but especially the Pacific Northwest especially there it's like crazy yeah you don't find nothing out there that but that's why the Bigfoot rumor persists up there is because the woods are like a box of Q-tips right

you know like you can't see [ __ ] out there you Don't know what you see like a little shadow moving in between trees and you've decided it's a Bigfoot right but it's just like it could be right it's most likely a bear especially bears walking on two legs northern California is weird like that too i mean that's part of the Pacific Northwest probably yeah you get killed up there yeah people die up there all the time did you ever see that um documentary Sasquatch no it's a documentary that was on was it on Hulu

Jamie we had the um director in it the guy who created it it was awesome and it what it's really about is about marijuana growers murdered a guy and then blamed it on Bigfoot wow so these marijuana growers in Humboldt like that up that area so they all were hippies right and then they started growing weed and then cartel people moved in and gangs moved in and they started robbing these people so these people became heavily armed and So then they started having wars with like the growers and cartel people and so there was these

people that were trying to steal from them they murdered these people and then they blamed it on Bigfoot they like ran over them with a [ __ ] backhoe and crush these hippies are really violent oh they get violent once hippies are junkies and and you know like this whole hippie thing I think is kind of a lie well they all become people with money if you're Growing weed you become a multi-millionaire who's carrying a sidearm okay and you're you're going to protect your money and then these people are trying to kill you to take

your [ __ ] so then you're like [ __ ] Jason whatever his name is in Ozark right jason Baitman jason Baitman right and now you're a drug dealer that's so funny it's so it's so funny the weird like marijuana where it's like it's federally still illegal but like states it's legal In certain states and there's that gray area where there's just like you have half of that business is like in the shadows and half of it's and people making lots of money it's strange well not only that because California made it legal they also

made it a misdemeanor to grow it illegally right so what happens is these cartels started growing it on national forest land and so then game wardens started finding it there's a guy named John Norris who's been on the the Podcast before he wrote a book called Hidden War yeah and it was all about he was a game warden and he became a part of a tactical crew that was busting cartel members who were heavily armed growing marijuana in national forests that's crazy [ __ ] because the most of the illegal weed that's been sold all

over the country was being grown there so in the places where it is illegal they grow it where it's legal and if they get busted it's just a misdemeanor So it doesn't matter and they're not going to deport anybody because California is a sanctuary state right so it doesn't matter how many acres and acres of wheat exactly exactly and so because it's federally illegal it's just like when there was the prohibition that propped up organized crime same thing you've just propped up illegal businesses to sell something that has a demand that normal do you think

weed's going to be federally Legal if I had to guess not during this administration no I don't think I think No it feels like a lot of the you know like the experimental harm reduction policies in places like Portland are going the other way well they went a little crazy in a place that was already crazy yeah they had a woman driving around shooting people up called the stabbing wagon and she was like if somebody needed if somebody needed a fix she'd like pull up and get give them Clean needles and stuff and was it

really called the stabbing wagon it was called the stabbing wagon and yeah because you're stabbing and if you're just tweeting no this is like a way to help oh poorly this was a way to help people and people just be chilling and like "Hey I need a couple of clean needles." So this woman would just show up there'd be like a bunch of junkies hanging out she'd show up she'd hop out of the stabbing wagon With a bunch of clean needles hand them out people like "Fuck yeah good to see you." Oh my god and

she's like "Fuck yeah hope you're all doing good." And they're like "Well you know how it is." Oh my god and the problem was that didn't work [Laughter] not only did it not work it encouraged people to move there to shoot up yeah actually that's true so people started moving there because they're like "This Is actually a pretty good deal." They don't care if you live on the street and there's this [ __ ] in a van that shows up with Clean Needles and they give you money yeah and whatever you need they give you

free money and food yeah yeah here it is the stabbing wagon stabbing wagon harm reduction no I mean it's real she only has 4,000 followers that's [ __ ] hit that follow Jamie hit a little follow on her there you go look at the step there's a stabbing wagon Well at least she's healthy i don't need my algorithm like that stabbing wagon okay makes sense at the end of the day it's like that that seems like a good way to combat drug use is to have a van of drugs that van got a $ 1.5

million grant did you see that did you see that in the previous article of course $ 1.5 million grant well because they're trying to help people get high they're trying to help people get high in a safe way bro where she parked that van that's What I need to know i mean it's a good question she probably lived in the BBS and then came in and then did what she needed to do like a BBS lady well that's a good point well you know those weird the north those those specific Northwest suburbs a lot of

them aren't my BBS the ones that I like very odd those people are It's different they're like people that live outside of Chernobyl yeah they're forever changed it's It's different there's not a lot of sun up There something's going on bad DNA damage what was funny is like there was a big article where they were like "Yeah this is actually like what's crazy is like you read about those cities right like Portland or San Francisco they'll do the craziest thing ever." And then like two years later they'll start going like "Yeah this just is not

having the results that we thought it would have." Like this is drug use is up crime is up violence is up so Santa Monica now is Doing a curfew because there's been violent crimes at night no way they're thinking about doing a curfew in Santa Monica so again because Santa Monica yeah Santa Monica is thinking about doing a curfew because there's like violent crime so instead of just going like "Okay we got to throw these people in jail." Like it's 9:00 go [Music] home this is California this is the the biggest economy in our country

and They're thinking of having occur because they're all out of ideas on how to like stop people from like being victims of violent crime bro I got friends who can't sell their houses there no it's Brad i'm glad I got I sold my house when it did nobody wants to buy houses there anymore nobody wants to buy houses there they're like we're getting out everybody who's not out is at least thinking about Uber Rich people are um a lot of them are just keeping their houses because They can't get the money they want so like

people that are like in Bair those crazy things right right beverly Hills Belair these behemoths they're just kind of like just leave it you got to hope that like there's some crazy celebrity rapper guy like Kendrick Lamar decides to buy a mansion well you also mean like if you're selling a $70 million house you have like five people that will buy it you also got to hope that they they elect Rick Caruso and he goes around California in a [Laughter] tank with a bunch of guys in bazookas and it's like the craziest thing you've ever

seen that's all you can hope for you need like a Rudy Giuliani type character yeah i mean you need you need Sergeant Slaughter from the old WWF i mean you need a fully fascist you need a guy to run as a fascist when they go "Are you a Republican?" He goes "No no No no no i am a fascist this is a military dictatorship you need four years of a military dictatorship in California to just turn it around to just start steering it the other way well it's moving red that's one thing that you saw

through by the electoral map from 2024 california is moving red it's going red yeah there's only so many times you can wake up in a $4 million house with a gun in your mouth before you start thinking Differently about it you know you see they're trying to pass laws where they're they're deciding how much violence is enough violence if someone breaks in your house like you shoot them too many times right you know in the middle of being terrified you're like "Absolutely." They will always take the side of the people that are trying to destroy

civilization do you think Do you think that when you dawn your tinfoil hat and And velcro the chin strap do you think that this is a grand plan to destroy civilization i think what you have I don't know if it's a grand plan but I think what you have is you have two things that are happening simultaneously you have uh the the people the very the last people that seem to want to be in politics are people that believe in like nothing they're like empty suit Gavin Newsome types who just really don't seem They just

whatever room they're in wait a minute have you seen his podcast yeah well that proves my point that proves my point now right he's a believer so now he's like "Oh things are going right i'll go to the right things are going to the left i'll go to the left." So you have like these people that just don't they will not like if Sanders or Trump whatever you think about them they're not going to like quote stand on business they're not going to tell People here's where I'm at this is the way I feel they're

just empty vessels and then at the same time you have that happening you have the craziest people in the world that somehow have gotten hold of a ton of money and a ton of influence on social media and those empty suit politicians are like scared of these lunatics that believe the craziest things you've ever heard so these politicians are just like taking edicts from these crazy people online Who tell them that we need the stabbing wagon and we need all this stuff i don't I don't know how that happened that somebody should should look at

that how that happened and and study it and I think it's a lot of these politicians are deeply corrupt and I think they're terribly afraid of whatever corruption they're involved with coming to the surface and I it could be personal in their personal life it could be with the state i think you Know the mismanagement of money of resources all of that stuff so if I was a really corrupt politician I would just do the craziest left-wing [ __ ] so that I could never be accused of anything good move and I would just let

them do whatever the hell they want i go "Yeah well [ __ ] whatever what we got a new law that says you got to you got to you got they got to draw blood in your house from you before you can defend yourself we need a rapper." Yeah rappers are the Last people in this country that can kind of get away with almost anything well rappers are honest a lot of them even though they might lie about how much money they have and stuff they do there's a certain honesty to that genre of music

clearly you can go too far like P diddy you can go too far but he wasn't super honest he seemed to be concealing a bit he He seemed to be do you think he was working for somebody or working with somebody or do you think it was all his Own personal CIA was like "We can't really We don't really know anything about like these the this world of like you know we that's not what we do we're like a bunch of Harvard guys and we have these [ __ ] weirdos that we we know about

how to get in with like our people but we need someone who was like a black guy to do it." It could have been P diddy but didn't all the accusations come out after he was involved in a lawsuit with Shock like he was trying That's what people said yeah yeah that's where it gets interesting right yeah i mean it's going to be Be very careful when you start [ __ ] around with people's billions big powerful billionaires are probably they're their own governments so I mean to when you run a foul of them I

think there's many ways at which they can get you also they feel like they pay so much money for taxes i think that's That's a lot of these intelligence agencies are working for those people they're not I think on their own there are there's big money to be made and there's a lot the people that own these companies and have been rich for a very long time and who aren't you know on reality TV and you don't really know who they are but they like some of them are on the Forbes list some of them

aren't some of them are just incredibly wealthy and they've made Their money in ways that you you could barely understand and those are people that you know are the reason historically that the CIA is going into Latin America and overthrowing a government so that United Fruit can you know have a monopoly have a monopoly right it's like this is so they're doing things at the behest of these ultra wealthy families that control huge industries sure and they always have i Mean that's back to Smemedley But Butler's War as a racket thousand% yeah that was 1933

he wrote that or something and that's the way the whole thing seems to be organized yeah and always has been we're just learning it now you know that's all the difference but it is falling apart now because some of their kids are doing standup comedy no literally i mean there are people they're young in New York and they're just like their parents are some of the Wealthiest people in the world and these kids are like doing standup which is terrible sign for the empire that's not a great sign for the empire is that like a

guy that would have taken over his dad's business is like doing dick jokes well he probably has a trust fund so he probably has a a safety blanket and sees we're having fun it's like I want to have fun i want to be like my dad yeah have a [ __ ] heart attack when I'm 49 that's right but we need them doing that Some of them having heart attacks yes everyone can't be a clown like we There is something deeply unhealthy about the Illuminati doing standup i don't love that idea how well unless they're

using chat GPT how good could their material be it's not ideal it can't be it's a lot of crowd work and even if they do nothing wrong with GBT chat GBT has not shown any ability to really craft a good joke yet it's just funny to meet some of these people and Then you talk to them and they'll like casually drop that they're like you know their parents like billionaires and you're like that's awesome man and they're just doing bar shows it's kind of interesting and they're nice people but just to pull out and look

at it from a sociological standpoint it says something about people's idea of the future that these people just like want to be famous now how many of them are there there's some more than you'd think Really and it's a New York thing it's Yeah it's a lot of rich people live there and And I'm I'm talking about mega rich like not not like hey my dad's a successful whatever i'm talking about like whoa billions big money yeah where you go interesting and then the kids don't have any pressure to do anything so the kids kind

of float around and they're they're doing st it's just very funny it's something that makes me laugh it's just like a billionaire kid on Stage looking at someone in the audience going what do you do for a living [Laughter] crowd work huh yeah what do you do for a living maybe this is the first time they've met people that aren't billionaires that could also be a thing this might be a way to just socialize Illuminati kids they've met their housekeepers before maybe they ask them like "What should I talk about on stage?" Well yeah i

mean they have And What's funny is like they have parties at their big houses and bring their other comic friends who are bums you know young comics i mean we're all bums so then like the parents are like "Hello." And they bring in like a bum and they go "This is my buddy." And then stealing from the buffet he's just like staring at them going "Whoa this place rocks it's like a sitcom." Yeah and they're like "These are my friends." And I think the parents are kind of like "Oh Well isn't that nice?" So maybe

it's a phase i think the parents look at it like they're going through a phase that's interesting that more than one of them doing it's a It says something about that group of people that used to run everything they have a dir of purpose in their life they're kind of aimless and they float around i don't mean specifically you know rich comedian kids i just mean like that ruling class what are they doing Now they don't really have a purpose they kind of float around they try to this new age spirituality [ __ ] they

travel all over the place you look at any of these rich kids Instagrams all they're doing is traveling it's all the same [ __ ] anguila go here go there there's no purpose you know I I I think they don't feel like America's has a defining mission like if you look at families like the Kennedys the Bushes whatever you think about those families They served in the military they believe that there was some type of arc of history that they were a part of i feel like a lot of rich people now just kind of

don't believe in much of anything and it's just kind of like I don't know bored they start a fake company well if your whole focus is just making more money how much time can you spend believing in things right that's that's going to take away from your ability to earn yeah i think that's one of the big Problems now and that's why I think you saw like a lot of like people get crazy on the left and they started instituting like all these like weird virtue you know these purity tests and stuff like that is

because I think they they feel a lack of meaning they wanted to give them the a lot of them wanted to self flagagillation and like they wanted the the tenants of religion they wanted meaning they just don't have it exactly so I think that's what happens exactly With a lot of them and I and their kids are nice people they're not bad people it's just funny to see Like cuz most people who do comedy a lot of them aren't poor a lot of them are like middle class people because they have like the ability to

go and at least think it's an option right but it is funny when someone goes I'm a I'm doing comedy and I'm from I'm the scion of great wealth scion's a great word it's an interesting thing to me just because I've always been fascinated with rich people and like these people that run the world and it's so interesting that some of their kids are like I want to I'm I'm going to do standup comedy now when was the first time you met a really rich person how old were you i met a couple of like

mafia people that my dad used to play music so they own some bars but they weren't super rich i would observe them because my uncle was a director of operations for all these Restaurant groups in New York this restaurant group in New York City that had these these big high-end steakouses and I would go and one of them was on 63rd in Park and I would sit in this steakhouse with my parents so I was probably eight or nine years old and you'd look around and I said to my dad once I was like maybe

10 or 11 and this is a weird thing to say to a 10 or 11 year old i was like "Who are these people?" And my dad goes "These people Run the world." I was just very fascinated by all these like people that were so different because in Long Island where I came from everyone was loud and and and you know fighting all the time and you know my my best friend Josh who lived two houses down from me his mother Eileen would scream at his father in the in the front yard and he was

like a conductor for the railroad and she would just go "Why didn't you do?" And then you would go to Manhattan and a lot of These restaurants that my uncle had you'd see these kind of quiet people and they were all very well-dressed and they were in suits and you know in in Manhattan they live in these stone town houses like you know Epstein did they live in these little mini stone town houses and I was just fascinated i was like it's very interesting these these people are interesting what are they up to type of

thing right and then you start start reading about them and and You know it is just super interesting because they're a very big reason why society looks the way it does 100% you know and and and that to me was an interesting thing it's like why are certain people in certain positions what role do the politicians play and what role do these really quiet rich people play yeah that are kind of waspy and it could be Jewish could be anything they're just kind of like you know they're quiet they don't really Want you to know

too much about them they really value their privacy so it's funny with the kids doing standup comedy to me and even these rich people that go on these reality shows it's interesting that it used to be sacriiggious the idea that you would show people that how much money you had or that you would talk about yourself and a lot of that started to change where like a lot of these rich people just want to be famous almost feels like it's the last thing left well Most young kids today when they ask them "What do you

want to be?" A giant percentage of them say "Famous." They want to be an influencer they want to be a Tik Tocker a YouTuber they want They want to be famous because why would you want a job like your parents have when you could just open sneakers and open so I'm going to do an unboxing shop that's a good point yeah like why would you want a regular job regular jobs are soul sucking especially you work look it's One thing if you have a career sure one thing you start your own business it's something exciting

there's another thing to be working for somebody working for somebody's horrible for the most part it is but I think people can derive enjoyment from things outside of their jobs sure but that leaves you onethird of your day that's been eaten up you have one third of your day for sleep oneird of your day that's been eaten up by this [ __ ] job yeah and then the Remaining hours between commutes and whatever the [ __ ] you eat all has to be wrapped up in It is it is i I get it i totally

get If you're a young kid you go on YouTube you go I want to be David Dori i don't want to be David Dori he's like a big guy on YouTube okay he does uh I don't knowast he's like a Mr beast type he's not as big mr beast is like a planet but do Dori's big uh you know or or whoever like they look at these young and they entertain like younger people He does fun videos about like hey I'm whatever i don't know you know it's always the same it's like what if I

fill the pool with M&M's whatever you know it's like that type of thing you know it's not like the Ukraine deep dive or whatever it's a it's a fun like goofy thing and kids look at that and go "Well that guy's making a lot of money he has a great car he's got a hot girlfriend he lives in a big mansion i want to be that guy." Of course but I think they miss The idea that that guy works really really hard right like that's the thing that I think people don't understand about these social

media people they do have a crazy constitution in terms of like how much they post how hard they're work now you might say "Okay the stuff they do is ridiculous or silly or not valuable." And I might agree on on a lot of those things but they are always putting it out yeah they're showing up they're Always showing up yeah if you want to compete in any market anything no matter what you do there's a certain amount of work you have to put in the idea that it's easy like there's got to be some reason

why most of them don't rise to the top right what is it how How do you feel about Can you teach people to work hard i'm sure you can what What do you think cuz I've I've seen so many people that are super talented but they for whatever reason they're not that muscle That of working hard or or the dedication to it i think generally it has to be established early in your life and if you you don't establish that early in your life it's not a thing that you gravitate towards it's not you don't

recognize that oh hard work equals results you know if you get lucky you do sports because sports make you physically uncomfortable they test your will you know if you're a marathon runner and you got to get up Every day and do those [ __ ] miles like that will test your will you know if you're doing track and field or football or anything you're doing where it's a lot of work like and then you realize I've gotten better because of all this work and I if I work harder maybe I could be the starting quarterback

if I work harder maybe and that's that's a real factor for young kids I think getting them into any sort of difficult physical endeavor whatever It is competitive physical endeavors make you That's why I thought that that show Dance Moms was good that fat woman who screamed at those kids and demanded greatness and would make them cry i thought that was good you never saw a dance it's a great show this woman Abby Miller she screamed at these young kids and one of them became Jojo Seiwa so it's not like there was any damage done

and uh you know I think it's good i I like To see greatness demanded of children this lady what look at her hair watch this woman push the envelope you will jump higher you will turn faster that's right you will also act you will sing you're not just preparing for a dance competition every weekend we're preparing for you to become stars in Los Angeles how does that [ __ ] know how to be a star in Los Angeles look at her she can't get a seat at Roscos By the way I guarantee you she can

get a seat at Roscos really that's the one place she can get if you saw her you wouldn't sit her in Roscos the first thing I would kick someone out for her and Rosa but yeah but uh but yeah it is interesting that a lot of these kids now they just look at you know the followers and Sure how do you feel about you're a parent do you do you do you when the Jonathan Height book comes out and he goes "We should get rid Of phones for kids until they're 16." Does that make sense

or not really you No because then you alienate your kids look it's a new world that they have to learn how to navigate and if they don't learn how to navigate until they're 18 they're at a huge disadvantage they they got to understand that it's just people talking but there's a lot of pressure like for young girls it's the worst time because they're comparing themselves to all these other girls you're seeing a Rise in eating disorders self harm suicide suicidal ideation and it's a lot of it is like they get depressed comparing their life to

other people and when you're young and you don't understand you're 13 you don't get how your mind works and you're just sad every time you open up your Instagram app and you don't look anything like these ladies who don't look anything like that either right which is really crazy right you know and your head is Filled with all of this Yeah unhealthy thoughts i kind of got off social media for the most part um real recently over the last few days i'm barely on it and I feel better like I feel way more normal way

more like not constantly like checking to see what's going on what's going on what's going on what's going on what's happening in the world instead just like I'll find the bad things they'll come to me for sure you'll get it you'll they'll figure it Out so I check in the morning like oh make sure there's no war going on and then I go about my day the whole day and then maybe I check again in the afternoon real quick not I'm not spending like massive amounts of time anymore no and because of that I feel

better and I'm like okay people that give up their phones always talk about that they hear birds and all this [ __ ] you know well you feel better you feel like there's not this low hum Of wondering what's going on in the world all the time and wondering who's saying this and why are they doing that and how's the what's the new thing what's this what's that it is good to detach it is interesting imagine if you just didn't even engage like didn't really look weren't in it at all it fascinates me way better

for you don't you think it would be miserable to just be happy somewhere woody Harlson doesn't even have a phone really doesn't have a Phone doesn't have email no no when he showed up at the club he just sort of showed up and they said "Woody Harelson's here." Like "Okay let him in wanted to come and hang out knew I was there just find you and hang out with you." Yeah he's like he's smart and he doesn't Bill Murray's the same way doesn't connect to any he said "I had to get a phone because my

kids text so I text my kids and that's it." Smart yeah that's so smart you don't want to be Connected you don't want to be connected you got to check out you have to be if you're a young comic you have to be connected because you have to build followers to get booked now because these clubs are like we got to book people with followers you're not necessarily looking at who's working hard or who's good and I feel for a lot of younger people because they have to Yeah you know they have to have a

social media presence early on maybe even Before they figured out what they want to say maybe you know before they figured out how to say it the right way they have to have this social media presence and I think people become and it's a dopamine hit right to do things i get it like you get followers you get rewarded it's a whole system but it also could take over your life it 100% could take over your life and you and I well me more so than you grew up without it and then it came on

later in life like What how old were you when you first got online dude I had a Blackberry i was I was working in my early 20s with a Blackberry and that's very different than an iPhone sure that's emails it's emails so we were getting emails from our like business from our like our manager at work going "Will you [ __ ] losers do something?" Like things like that like cuz we couldn't sell any but I remember seeing people with Blackberries in the early days of tech going "Man That seems really addictive." Yeah cuz you

could take a shitty photo and send it to someone could email a photo you would take a And the photos were like terrible quality but just the idea of like at your job you're sending someone an email photo was like hilarious like being out somewhere and taking a photo and emailing it to somebody going "Fuck you i'm not at work." That was like fun the thing was though that they couldn't escape the emails the emails they were Constantly checking and I was like "Oh well this is like super addictive." Like these guys that I work

with on Fear Fact they were always on their Blackberries there was a New York City realtor this lady Dolly Lens who was like the top realtor in New York City she famously she did a Blackberry commercial she famously had like eight blackberries because she would just get all these contracts and stuff she would like hand them out to her assistants and stuff Would respond to over she would get over 700 emails a day at the height of her thing she was selling all this real estate so black that was the first time I didn't have

a smartphone in junior high or high school ah that's nice i had like a flip phone people had razor phones i didn't even have that i had like a Sprint LG or some [ __ ] and then I got Blackberries and I think my first iPhone is like in my 20 like mid20s yeah that's good it wasn't I Wasn't like connected like that yeah these kids are connected from the time they're 6 years old and I mean my godson he's like four years old and he has an iPad they just give him an iPad yeah

they just sit in front of the pad if they go to a restaurant they set it up in front of the kids kid doesn't And he just sits there and he does i don't know what he's watching gaza maybe i don't know what he's doing no one knows either they Just I don't know what he's found you know that's the other thing you hope like best case he's playing some game but Well for boys they immediately start jerking off interesting the moment they could find porn sites they tell their friends that's the other thing like

I feel like that's also damaged people's no doubt like that damaged people's ability to like No doubt go out and meet a woman oh 100% and that's why they're not meeting women like the number of Incels today is off the charts the number of men that don't have sex at all is some crazy it's like 50% and the porn is not even regular porn anymore a lot of it's like hyperviolent sadistic crazy porn really that's what they say i know what you're searching for people whose heads are getting going through glass tables no but that's

what like when you have these articles that are written about this they say it's not only that they're watching porn it's the Type of porn it's not like regular porn oh god it's like crazy [ __ ] and it warps their [ __ ] brain i heard I heard the dumbest argument on Twitter the other day someone was saying that they should create CGI child porn to protect real children from child porn you should probably search that person's search history sounds like this is that's an interesting argument we should have AI child porn well I

think that argument is like they've kind of that's The sex doll argument right the toe didn't they have like that argument for like Yeah yeah yeah i feel like it's part of the same type of there's the same type of thinking i think generally that argument is created by people who aren't pedophiles because they're trying to figure out well maybe this is a solution well you're not thinking and they're also like I'll make some money with this kid sex doll company what a weird way to make a fortune what an odd Way to make a

fortune i made a little bit of money what'd you do don't worry about the perfect 11-year-old boy butthole don't worry about it what' you do kid sex anyway have you been to the Four Seasons and in Cancun jesus Christ it's crazy well we're getting to a point where the world is really scary but also equally unbelievable and absurd so you have the it's it's funny but it's also insane and I think people are like we don't know What's real anymore these AI videos come out and you don't know what's exact what's real and what's not

the deep fakes are getting better right that seems to be one of the biggest problems that no one talks about it's like reality seems to be splintering 100% yeah reality is splintering and then AI is about to take over our lives and we're openly cheering it right and the world will never be the same again once it does and we're we're welcoming it Ironically I think comedians seem to be somewhat in the in the the safer group of people in what way oh as far as our jobs sense that like perspective seems like maybe one

of the harder things for AI to grasp well it's also live performance is the last human stand right you know where you could go and see something you you go see a guy actually play a guitar you know that's that's so much different and that that's a real human experience live sporting Events you know like real things things that are real you know that's that's going to be that's going to be the hardest to be replaced by AI because you know you could replace us on podcast so you essentially could take my perspectives that I've

shared over the past 2,000 plus episodes and run it through a large language model and use AI and have me have a podcast with basically anybody it's such a crazy library you have it's like I wonder what What you do with it it's a good question interesting it's a great question china wants sell it to China what if after Spotify you go to China that's a great idea yeah it would be actually a great idea if you just sit down and go "Nothing's changing about the podcast it's still going to be free it's just going

to be in Mandarin it's owned by the Chinese government but it's the same podcast it's always been." Don't worry about it it's the same show it's always Been hey you guys know me i won't change yeah your first guest is Jack Ma tell me what happened with Alibaba yeah i mean it's crazy it's a place I'd like to go i've never been to China i'd like to obvious cuts i would do it that way obvious cuts in the middle of someone talking it's just an ad just an ad which is kind you go it's the

same podcast it's always been it's now 37 minutes because China's taken out all the stuff they don't love the beginning Of it is I'd love to go to China just to access websites and go what can you really see right that would be super fascinating to be in China going like what are you allowed what is blocked do they use VPNs in China successfully is that possible probably right they'd have to maybe not I don't know I don't know North Korea seems to block everything like certain countries can do a lot yeah they have their

own internet right like you could only get on their internet i'm Not sure but that seems to make sense that's uh according to people that have been there yeah yeah they have their own internet like does Can you use a VPN in China to access the internet of the world let's search that yeah that'd be interesting i need to know cuz so many people I believe are very limited with what they can access many many many people in the world are very limited well look at the UK they're just arresting people for Facebook posts They're

going nuts that's one of the crazier things in modern life mhm is that people are getting arrested over social media and not really bad stuff it's saying things that someone finds these immigrants yeah that kind of stuff yes some VPNs work in China but their effectiveness varies due to the country's strict internet censorship known as the Great Firewall chinese government actively blocks many VPN services and only a few reliable ones Consistently bypass restrictions vpns like ExpressVPN NordVPN Surf Shark are often cited as effective but they require specific configuration eg obiscated servers or protocols like OpenVPN

to evade detection performance can be inconsistent with slowdowns or temporary blocks being heightened censorship during heightened censorship periods such as political events china occasionally cracks down on VPN uses targeting both the providers and Individual users though enforcement against foreigners is typically lenient focusing on warnings rather than severe penalties using a VPN is technically illegal illegal for accessing block content but millions including expats and locals use them daily boy that's a risky move i think they're banning this stuff in the UK because I don't think they want people to to Persist in this in this idea

that you know that they have any ability to challenge this prevailing narrative that any critique of immigration is an inherently racist right thing and I think the people that are sponsoring this kind of an odious thing and it's because what they're doing is they're they're basically imiserating these people they're making the quality of their life much worse they're losing ground and if They speak up about it they're called you know hu horrible names and then they're and arrested yeah so it's crazy and they don't understand why it's happening they're they're not completely they're very confused

about why you know a lot of these countries didn't take any Syrian refugees right but Europe did and and Scandinavia did the Netherlands did and they're confused about that and they're asking questions and going "Why is that the case?" and They're confused about why when any disruption uh happens and it's clearly the result of bringing in large numbers of people who are not familiar with the laws of the country the culture of the country um when anything happens and they bring it up they're again called a racist or you know an extremist or they're arrested

so it's and then who's doing it right you have the people like the the People clearly that are in the government and these incredibly wealthy business interests that want people to work for a lot less money and they want to destroy people's social bonds because I think they really do want people to eventually just accept this kind of totalitarian surveillance state yes and the way to get them there is by breaking the spirit of these countries by destroying any social bonds that people have and destroying any Economic power and destroying their belief in the democratic

process and if they can do that and they can break people they can get them to do anything they want do you think they're doing this in preparation for AI i think they're doing it in preparation for not only technological advancements i think they're doing it in preparation for um world wars i think they are doing it in preparation for a lot of things i think They'll conscript a lot of these people into the military i believe that i believe they'll conscript a lot of these people into the military i think they're looking at populations

i think they're looking at people not having enough children i think they're saying "Who's going to fight these wars who's going to do these really shitty jobs and we're going to go build houses in and in in uh bunkers and all of this stuff we're going to fly private and we're going to Have our kids go to completely separate schools and we're going to have our own water aquifers and have a compound but why do you need all these low-wage people in your country that are illegal and don't have any power has anyone asked that

question seems very obvious they're going to conscript a lot of them into the military and a lot of them are going to do shitty horrible jobs and they're going to use them as cannon fodder in wars that enrich lots of People that would be my guess jesus Christ I might be wrong but and if AI does become the governing factor of the world which it probably will it doesn't really make sense that you let humans with all their corruption and emotions govern things when you can let super intelligence yeah but then who's making that intelligence

that becomes the problem exactly but once you've already gotten people locked into compliance Yeah and you've already got people where they're terrified to protest against anything immigration whatever it is then you could you can get a way with a lot more the there was a decision made because the the the the populist Democrats during the 90s which was like Bill Clinton you know critical of immigration Barack Obama critical of immigration deported a lot of people hillary Clinton hillary Clinton what started to happen Though is there was a decision made that the world was going to

kind of be a borderless place where countries were interchangeable and that nation states mattered a lot less than the financial architecture of global capital and where it could go and you need a world government and you need a government that is a world government or the closest world order the closest thing you can get to it which is having An EU right and then having a a a government between the UK and the US that's pretty on the same page about everything and then you have Israel in the Middle East and then you have you

know all of these you know disperate areas that we we kind of control through economic means or military means and stuff like that and then you have outliers you have China Iran Russia PE you know whatever people that haven't gotten the memo for whatever reason i Don't want to live in any of those places that's the argument they'll go "Well do you want to live in Shut up that's what are we idiots i don't want to live in any of those places but they're not on they didn't get the memo." So and then in all

of these countries by the way in Europe in America not so much Israel they don't love the immigration as we can see um they're kind of big on the borders israel they like the borders um but in America and Europe and Scandinavia and all these countries the populations were just told to accept massively high levels of immigration over a very short period of time that's odd that doesn't make any sense and if you point that out you're called a racist and extremist and that's a very strange thing what are you doing with all these people

you can't The Biden administration brought in 10 million people over four years what are they here for there's not enough jobs For the people that are here we have vast chasms of wealth inequality we have AI coming we have automation coming why would you bring in all of these people what are you trying to do what do you think they're trying to do i think that exactly what I said i think they need bodies i think they need cannon fodder i think they need to break the idea of any social bonds that exist between people

you know listen and they need a little chaos they need a little chaos i think You more laws yeah you bring in people more surveillance more dependence on the government you get people out of the idea you know they got people out of the idea years ago that you could barely you can't really it's very hard to have your own business now they've pretty much extinguished that in people's heads even though there are people that still do it now I think they're going to start to extinguish the idea that you can have a home you

can own property that you could Drive a car that you can do all of these things they're going to extinguish that idea and they're gonna do that because why why not control everybody it'll be all whimos yeah that's the that's the thing why not control everybody yeah why would you let everybody just go run rampant and [ __ ] up your business yeah so they're they're basically like we got to pacify these people the conflicts seem inevitable and we're going to have to fight these wars The good news is a lot of the people who

are doing this their children are now doing standup comedy so if they're unable are any of them any good if they're I think some of them I'm sure i'm sure have you seen any of them that are any good i haven't seen a ton it's just it's one of those things that you hear now more than ever when you're talking to a young comic and they go and I'm hanging out with this person i go "Yeah." And they go "And their dad owns This." You go "Really?" Yeah just a curious thing obviously anyone in the

world should be able to do comedy as much as they want but it's funny to me as somebody who just looked at these configurations of power and wealth it's kind of interesting that a lot of these kids are like doing that it's just fun have you ever met anybody who came from a really wealthy background that was good at standup no i mean not very Yes yes there are some of them for sure You've met them i've not met them they probably don't like me unicorns yeah they're they're around and Yes yes very wealthy but

I'm talking about like weird kind of interesting levels of wealth and and power that's interesting that's super interesting to me um but so the good news is if they can't get this done soon their kids won't because their kids will be at [ __ ] sides spplitters in Tampa or they'll be podcasting or they'll be podcasting yeah yeah they'll All get together become influenced isn't it funny how much they they now they now focus really on podcasters but they ignore all the things all the people that we're talking about they're none of that there's no

they don't report on any of those people no there's 10 million articles about the Ovon having Kenno right but but there's no articles about like again the the people that seem to be running in like owning all of our resources right you'd think someone Would write about the people that own a lot of the resources on the planet we live listen that's complicated did you see that crazy thing the government talked about yesterday they had a press conference where they said that we can manipulate time and space no did you see that Jamie i didn't

see that it's written really weird weird right that got that got lost in the shuffle yeah um the manipulation of time and space see if you can find it Jamie because it's It's really kooky it's really kooky um can you I I don't know what he was saying play it i play it so we could hear him say it i don't think anybody said it it was written on a website but didn't he say it in that speech i don't know i don't know what that speech was even no no it's the guy above you

right there it's This isn't going to play that you don't think so no play an ad first okay let Let the ad play out i'm pretty sure He secret CIA files claim the Ark of the Covenant has been found what there's a lot going on clicking on that next there's certainly a lot going on it's a big week regulatory regime of the 1970s became an ever tightening ratchet first hampering America's ability to become a net energy exporter and then making it harder and harder to build we seem to have lost focus and vision kill that

to have lowered our sights and let systems and Structures and bureaucracies muddle us along but we are capable of so much more our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space they leave distance annihilated cause things to grow and improve productivity okay that's not what he's saying you know I think does anyone Does that even make sense manipulate time and space is I don't think that's what he's saying no I think he's saying like he that you're able to do things instantaneously Instantaneously yeah instantly yeah i don't think I think people are reading into that

too much yeah i don't think he's time machines no but I Do you believe that time machines had ever at any point worked no no I do not i do not think that anyone is currently in possession of a time machine but I do think they're in possession of some sort of a gravity drive now what is a gravity drive i think during the 1940s they started working on this stuff during the 1950s there was papers written about it that they were working on gravity propulsion systems they were working on something that harnesses what do

they call it background energy i forget what it but the idea is and I actually had a conversation with Hal Putoff about this who's a legitimate scientist who worked for NASA with the UFO program and he believes that they're capable of developing some sort of a warp drive and there was something written about this There's some breakthrough about warp drives recently right we talked about this i think they have something i think they have something i think that's what a lot of these people are seeing when they're seeing these um transmedium crafts that are going

through the air at high rates of speed going into the water not losing any speed coming out of the water not making any splashes i think it creates a a a gravity distortion around whatever these things are that allows it To move in a way that's very different than any other propulsion system that we are currently aware of and I think the government has been probably secretly working on this stuff for decades that's what I think i I could 100% be wrong but that's the DARPA angle of like having a really Yeah really underground you

know weapons system futuristic technologies and and space travel systems and space travel system And you know ideally they would be able to use this to mine uh asteroids you know have something instantaneously port to an asteroid scoop up rare earth minerals and expensive things that they need on Earth shoot it back to Earth right so it's interesting so I I the people that work in that type of arena are just so many layers above top secret levels above top secret because they barely exist this guy was telling me that in 2015 they had landed something

on an asteroid extracted something from that asteroid and then had that thing leave the asteroid and returned to Earth and then pinpointed the location where it was going to crash land or land rather within one mile and that somehow or another they figured this out a decade ago and that we we don't know about it but they have there's footage of this stuff and that they've been able to achieve this and that there's what you Hear and what you see on television and what they're actually capable of and because of national security interests because you

know fill in the blank misallocation of funds in order to acquire this technology which is 100% what they're all talking about right we Jamie and I that what does that documentary we saw oh [ __ ] it's Yeah it's not released yet because it was a South by Southwest we saw South By Southwest this documentary that's all about that subject and it's all about how there's a lot of issues because these people have all misappropriated funds so they've lied to Congress so the and then on top of that if you do have this sort of

a program and it is based on back engineering UFOs that have crashed though who gets that well it's probably a weapons manufacturing company so if it's a weapons manufacturing company which Company gets access to that and the other ones could probably sue you because why did not that's a huge competitive advantage to have [ __ ] alien technology that you can back do these things not land in China age of Disclosure is the the unprecedented revoly documentary featuring 34 senior members of the US government military and intelligence community reveals that an 80-year-old cover up the

existence of non-human intelligent life and a secret War amongst major nations to reverse engineer technology of non-human origin see I don't even know if that part is true I don't know who is the most credible person that you've had on the show over the years who has talked the most convincingly was it Bob Lazar about Bob Lazar is one of them but he's you know technically speaking you could kind of discredit a lot of the stuff that he said uh Jacques Valet is probably the most reasonable and he's the guy that They patterned that French

scientist and Close Encounters of the Third K on and he's been studying this from the six since the 60s true believer yeah he believes he thinks most of it's [ __ ] though he thinks most of it is uh people misunderstanding what they're looking at people seeing you know some sort of a test vehicle does he have any theory on where these crafts are coming from or is that just completely beyond the scope of what he They do theorize they theorize That these things are have always been here and that they're probably interdimensional travelers that

it's not as simple as they're coming from another planet right they might be coming from a whole another reality and then they might have shaped our reality that this might be a farm this might be a giant ant farm this is this might be also how intelligent life gets sort of seeded throughout the universe and this would Also explain why we're so different from every other animal on this planet right we're so so it's not like there's a competition we're we're advanced we're eons ahead and yet we carry the same we we didn't evolve socially

the way we evolved technology technologically we we we still have tribal notions and we're still territorial we still act like animals so if they know what what always weirded me out or interested me is like the Aliens they're still they're if you believe any of these things they're testing us all the time and and and and is that because they're curious is that because they're they're they don't know well they probably just got to keep track see what's going on with people i mean you do that if you're collecting samples of bugs in other countries

right they go there and they they do what what we would do i mean if you're if you're from another planet and you want to Visit humans we talked about this yesterday like if you could find a planet where cave people were wouldn't you go oh my god they're they're just starting to figure out how to make stoned spear tips of course people would go it is interesting thinking about the planet as a farm that's one of the things that Bob Lazar said there was a big folder that he found when he was uh working

uh Area 51 site 4 where supposedly they're back Engineering that thing he said they had a large folder that was just on religion and he said essentially they viewed us as containers that human beings were containers and that religion and all these things that were created in order to protect the container and that the way to keep people from doing things that are ethical unethical and immoral and horrendous is to try to instill as much religious ethical structure as Possible try to move and a container what are we carrying that's important is it DNA is

it the cell well you could say the soul right you could say container of souls but if you wanted to be more cynical you would say well what creates artificial life a human's curiosity and innovation the lust for innovation and also materialism because if you're keeping up with the Joneses you want newer and better stuff all the time so That fuels uh economic growth that fuels technological growth because you want the the newest stuff like these TVs they don't need to make a better TV than that it looks great you can watch Super Bowl looks

crystal clear why are they making better TVs every year well because we demand them i want the better one but my computer has the same chip as last year [ __ ] out of here i want the new one and everybody wants the new phone there's no reason to get a new phone anymore they All do the same thing i have a iPhone 11 one of my phones is an iPhone 11 i've purposely not switched it just to see what it's like to use a iPhone 11 see if I notice anything different i notice nothing

different zero especially when it's on Wi-Fi it's the same thing it's the same thing youtube looks the same on it everything's the same on it yeah it doesn't get as bright as the new ones that's it the new ones have more did Did Jo Flet or any of these people ever Speculate about is there an end game if a planet's a farm is there an end game eventually for example if we're running experiments right on uh anything eventually we go "Okay we got it we either figured it out or we end the experiment or co

leaks." But at at a certain point is there do do you know has there been any theorizing as to like what the endgame is or is it just a curiosity for them i think the endgame is artificial Intelligence right because that's what we're really making the one big thing that's going to change the world way more than any other technology is artificial intelligence right especially when it's attached to quantum computing so if if you have uh human beings that have con constantly searching constantly traveling looking to they're rors they want new resources new things they

want new innovation and all these new innovations have allowed them to succeed Over their rivals and then they continue this trend technologically and then they acquire great wealth and power and all these well what's what's the what are they doing they're making better technology well ultimately what does that mean ultimately means they make a better life for them and maybe that's what we do maybe we're just making a cocoon we're just here trying to make the best version of AI right and that's probably what the whole universe Is filled with all biological life eventually probably

gets to a point where if it's intelligent enough it starts making synthetic life and then once you have synthetic life what then becomes the point that's a good question synthetic life might be God that might be how the universe got made in the first place it might be what came first the chicken or the egg so once we get there it's not even we anymore it's once it is born and once it has So is that a Way for God to keep replicating itself well it might I mean I mean it might be how Jesus

comes back you know like this this a lot of these stories these biblical stories you have to say like what what were they saying what were they trying to say like what what was the real event that they were recording if they've passed these stories down they're so significant for thousands of years like over a thousand years of just oral history and then Thousands of years of written language like what are they trying to say you know and what what is this omnipotent force that controls everything in the universe and that it wants us to

follow certain rules and obey and it wants us to love it and and cherish it and if you do you genuinely seem to have a better life like people that like legitimately follow Christianity they seem legitimately happier so it gives you a a it gives you an incentive to follow it And then you continue to keep society rolling to the point where this happens and I think it happens inside of our lifetime i'm sure of it if we don't blow ourselves up and then we get to this point and my my my relevant my Yeah

and then my it's interesting you I I totally get it but then once we get to the point of irrelevance and now we have AI that becomes God then what does God do turns us into dodo birds we're gone we're out yeah i think we stopped breeding anyway It's probably they don't even have to destroy us our endocrine systems are all getting destroyed slowly we're we're well well aware of that so because of technology we were able to invent plastics because of plastics plastics are slowly destroying our endocrine system because of the ubiquitous use of

vaccines and and all these aluminums and mercuries and heavy metals and and then herbicides and pesticides and pollutants our bodies are getting slowly and slowly Weakened and our endocrine systems are getting less and less viable there's more miscarriages than ever there's less less people are giving birth than ever sperm counts are lower than ever it's like moving and then we're all obsessed with changing genders right so we're all obsessed with being non-binary and and this and that and we're we're slowly moving away from biological imperative breeding right the the then and then you have in

v vitro Fertilization and then you have artificial wombs and then you have life that they're creating literally in a laboratory unique forms of life and then you have artificial intelligence to be able to do that whenever it wants to and then you're going to get to the point when it becomes viable human beings have already entered into population collapse and then you bring them robot sex dolls and then you know you just jerk them off while they have VR headsets on and no More kids and then AI eventually says [ __ ] Okay let's get

rid of these containers they don't have to get rid of them they don't even have to get rid of them they just exist with full power so then you have these AI We'll be like those [ __ ] people in the Amazon that are shooting bows and arrows at helicopters well these AI machines just running the entire world yes interesting yeah i don't think there's any way to stop it And then we're just running around for sure that's what China's preparing for yeah for sure and you know they're they're developing factories that are bigger than

San Francisco see that they have an EV factory that's larger than San Francisco who's going to drive the EVs they are people for a little bit yeah for a little bit but it's also to fuel consumerism of course which fuels innovation which fuels the Yeah the the Birth of this and this is what And this is what a lot of these people that have looked into this have theorized that this is so it's funny because it is just a parallel reality that we're not plugged into it's also I always say this if you were from

another planet and you looked at us like what is this one apex species doing what's making better stuff right the number one thing it does above everything above war and murder and all Yeah all the crime the number one thing It does is make better stuff that's what it produces constantly consistently better stuff never happy with what it has and it does it at a staggering rate where it's like it's even a question that your phone from a few my iPhone 11 from a few years back is like is that still good like it's a

question whether or not it's still for 5 years that's crazy if you have a gun from 5 years ago it's perfect there's nothing wrong you don't need a New gun right it's the same technology imagine a factory larger than San Francisco it's happening in China's BYD's Zang Xiao branch which can will be 10 times larger than Tesla's Gigafactory in Nevada crazy stuff dude it's crazy it's going to be a factory that's bigger than an American it's a really interesting time to be alive it's great you know but you know I don't think anybody knows what

the final chapter of this book is Going to be i don't think anybody I think these people that are like accelerating towards this technological supremacy and all the people that are theorizing they're theorizing yeah and then do we get visited when that happens when when AI becomes sensient and we're our job is done do we then get visited by the Galactic Empire i would hate if it all came down to just AI doing standup comedy if they all just decide to do standup what if AI decided to do Podcast and it's just a bunch of

hyper you know [ __ ] you know brilliant machines talking to each other and maybe that's the way the world just ends with like artificial intelligence just blabbing i don't think the world ends i think we end right and I think that would be a terrifying thought to Australiathecus if you told Australia Pythecus like one day you're gonna be in a self-driving Tesla and you're not going to need your spears What right you'd be terrified but how am I going to get the buffalo yeah like how am I going to eat how am I going

to feed my children raw meat you know you it's like no no no you guys are gonna have fire you're going to be able to turn on a switch instead of like rubbing sticks together for a half an hour you're just going to be able to turn on a switch and fire is going to be instantly you're gonna have this thing in your hand look at this yeah right imagine if I brought This to a cave person check it out bro you need a fire crazy i'm your huckleberry it's crazy that's technology right you know

you show a cell phone to someone from the 14th century they they they burn you at the stake you're a wizard right yeah and it's all moving in this very weird direction that no one can predict because it's exponential because it's so staggering how much technological innovation they have just with quantum computing like I I've got Someone coming on soon that's going to supposedly explain that to me but like what are you even saying right it's operating in the multiverse and it's accessing infinite universes who explains that type of stuff like like is it a

scientist you have to get someone who's actually working in the field okay because even a regular scientist they're just going to give you theoretical [ __ ] you got to get someone who's actually working on quantum computing systems and Can explain how it works and why it's able to crack calculations that would take Mark Andre said it best there it's this has already happened they have taken calculations that if you turn the entire universe every atom in the universe into a supercomput the universe would die of heat death before it could solve this equation and

these quantum computers that already exist that we've already done can solve it in a matter of minutes And they don't know how it's doing that and so they think it's doing that by accessing the multiverse they think it's proof of the multiverse but again this is just like the sound of gay guys falling off a roof it's like so far away it's so weird it's like is that really happening right like what what's going on over there what are they doing over there it's almost like it's it's almost it's almost abstract like what you you

Hear someone say that they can solve currently solve equations that like is that real right when is like to you and I it's like we don't understand the technology at all we don't understand all the steps that have been put place that all the work that's been done to get the technology to this point these chips are like the size of this [ __ ] mint tin that's how big they are and then they're surrounded by these super cooling units and that's like it has to Be cooled at these insane temperatures cooler than deep space

in order for it to even function it's unreal it's [ __ ] nuts dude and that's real and that's happening right now so God only knows what's coming yeah they're already building nuclear reactors just to power AI plants right multiple nuclear reactors just to power AI plants because the the amount of electricity that's going to be required is is tremendous tremendous yeah and They're just all on this wild scramble between us and China to try to get there first it's such a strange thing that we know it's coming but we can't the pace of it

is going to be and there's no way to figure it out like when Wilbur and Orville Wright flew that stupid [ __ ] shitty airplane who would imagine that 50 years later someone would drop a nuclear bomb out of one of those right they didn't have jets back then they were propeller planes Right the Anola Gay wasn't that a propeller plane dropping the most sophisticated of weapons yeah no one no one knows what's going to happen when a new invention happens and then everyone builds on that invention no one would have ever imagined hypersonic jets

back when they Wilbur and Orville were floating around that stupid [ __ ] wooden thing that they invented right and so no one in no one Understands like what is what's the 50-year quantum computing thing if you It's 50 years from making the airplane to dropping a bomb out of it how many years is it from quantum computer thing to God how many years is it until you this thing starts making better versions of itself to the point where it literally can manipulate everything in the universe at will it can create new universes it's it's

unbelievable to think about it It's almost beyond the grasp of our mind to consider it is it is fully and it's it's terrifying think of those stupid cars that people used to drive around in like 1823 or what or 1923 drive around those stupid cars and now they have electric cars like a Tesla that can go 0 to 60 in under two seconds nobody saw any of this [ __ ] whimos nobody saw Whimos when they saw Model T but yet they're all here right and no one knows where this is going it's all just

Speculation and guessing and and I would imagine that even the most creative minds are not going to be able to see where this is going no it's insane and we're living through it and most people unlike you and I that like have to talk about [ __ ] constantly most people probably aren't even paying attention yeah no why would you it's almost pointless why would you you got to you got to work and you got to you know your your kid Needs hormone therapy a thousand% So it's like we create AI AI creates quantum computing

quantum computing creates God God's creates the Jews and that's the rub it's all real wild and in the middle we're you know fighting over stupid [ __ ] like who who believes in this religion who believes in that religion sunnis and the Shia fighting each other and people are watching Love on the Spectrum which is why we're Number eight on Netflix's top 10 we should be higher but they're watching Love on the Spectrum which I get it it's a feel-good show well hopefully after this podcast you'll That's very sweet um and you filmed the special

yeah the Mothership and everybody loves it and it's great i mean a lot of people love it most people love it of course there's you know enough of this flat fat blow hard comments but most the vast majority of people enjoy it which is important And the show and the uh you saved it we know you saved it well the first one was very bad and the producers are making this horrible mistakes that they always make they want to light up the room and they want to do things very differently than a normal show but

that looks just like a regular show that's a comedy show and it's not a I don't know what the hell they were doing with the lights they always do it they try to do it with me when I first Started doing specials they want to light the room up and it just makes everybody uncomfortable they all feel selfconcious they all know it's different there's a reason why comedy clubs are super funny it's super funny to do a show i've done so many so many shows there and they're all really really good and then you get

the cameras and everything and then the first one I go "What the [ __ ] is happen?" It would be one thing if I was in like Portland Maine at like a liberal college right i'd go "Okay well maybe these kids don't like me or something." And I think maybe it was still good it was just tense you could feel that people were well aware that you were filming and it was different and they were like not in it they were watching it and then thank God they listened to me i mean come on it

was like right away I was like "Okay who's running this?" Like "Get these [ __ ] lights off all the tables what Are all these lights on the side kill those let me see it now too bright kill that why is that light there kill that kill all these lights." Yeah yeah thank God thank God well thank God thank God but look it's important people need I appreciate it and get get people need [ __ ] talking stop with this love on the spectrum we get it they're happy as they should be but RF RFK

is going to What did you want to call it that they wouldn't let you my son's [ __ ] I don't understand why they said no to that they got There was negative feedback you're going to get negative feedback they also didn't know about the Kevin Spy promo until the day it came out i think my son's [ __ ] would have made it number one i think my son's [ __ ] would have been a great move it would have been number one out of the gate out of the gate i'm clicking on this

that's right what is he saying that's right [ __ ] you Lonesome Canyon soap opera they got well Netflix has almost too much content i think it's content i love Netflix don't get me wrong and I think the UFC might be going to Netflix soon wild wild wild yeah because Netflix is international it's everywhere whereas I I was on uh I was in Italy and um on vacation and I tried to access a UFC fight through my ESPN app and it said not available in this area i was like "What are these people watching now?"

Right you can't even watch the fights no I mean they've won the stream whatever the streaming war was they won they won they won they did it they did it youtube as well well YouTube's number one is globally is the biggest media company yeah and the UFC you know probably talked to YouTube as well i just think there's a thing about a subscription model versus free and you know ads and the generating income i mean there's a you're talking about billion-dollar Corporations it's not that simple for sure for sure but no they were super cool

they didn't give any notes and that's awesome great that's all you want netflix is [ __ ] great they're the best and I think they learned a big lesson during the wokeness era like when things got dark and there was the Inquisition it got real weird and they were putting on a lot of stuff that was just hot garbage because they thought that this was like what culture wanted And society wanted but the numbers didn't work and then they did the Tom Brady roast and the numbers were the highest that they've ever had of any

show ever on Netflix and like okay we get it we get it we get it and then they did a lot of the live comedy shows where they couldn't control it and I did mine live that was they and they got buck wild and they defend Chappelle and all these and you know they they understand comedy they like it and Ted Rando is a Fan of it as a CEO so I think that's good i think that's a really good thing that you have a platform that has that much power and and accessibility is [

__ ] great no he's awesome i think that there's people that really understand that it's that you need to have funny jokes you need you need to have people things that people don't love and things that people like and give people give people the Mega Markle show give them my dumb thing let people Yes choose let put me and Mega Markel in a thing make us work together fund it put me in a kitchen this is camping this is the direction you two this is the Put her on Kill Tony this is the direction you

two and a collision what are those little silver things called the people trailers i don't know but I think we should go to space have Bezos do it airream yeah you You and her or even better put we're go to space me and her have That's only 11 Minutes oh that's all we're going to do that's all that's it's going to work i want to see your speech when you come back and land how profoundly changed you were did you grow did you heal yeah no not at all space was going to help you heal

i'm worse everybody wants to heal isn't that wild i know it's so silly what What are you healing from exactly being rich what's your disease extreme wealth these people waiting across the Rio Grand with A butthole full that's right they they found some lady the other day that had um she had heroin and cocaine and fentinyl stuffed in all of her body cavities they caught her coming through and like uh that lady's not trying to heal no i mean she's trying to make $13 that's tough heroin cocaine and fentinol she had in her anus and

her vagina in all of your body cavities tightly wrapped here they are little eggs here it says what does it say at the top c CBP officer intercept woman transporting drugs in multiple internal cavities that's so funny dude 33 years old uh the drugs are hidden in the rectum and vagina of a 33-year-old female US citizen pedestrian border crosser somali case was not an isolated incident over the weekend CBP officers working at PDN and Yetla Crossing stopped a total of nine internal carriers who are transporting fentinyl and methamphetamine from Mexico to the US Internal carriers

is a fun way to talk about it it's like uterus holders well hey what did you know what did you say they call this containers i mean she's doing it she's doing it wow exceptionally dangerous practice and anyone thinking about smuggling drugs inside their body or at all should strongly reconsider their choices oh you think these people have choices these people are dying they're starving to death they have no future strongly Reconsider their choices they just need better counseling that's right that's all it is that's right and they need to heal they need to get

in space well take that lady instead of putting her in jail maybe throw her throw her in space show that woman Katy Perry her and Amy Schumer up everyone should go up i'll do it me Amy Schumer and Megan Markle in space that's a show it's an 11 minute show what about Megan McCain would you do it with that i would absolutely do it All of us all of us together you know why not i'd watch that of course i'd watch that and if they called it my son's [ __ ] then justice would be

served absolutely do you do a big Easter thing what do you mean just I don't know is it a big Do you do like a eggs yeah no well kids are in high school now it's a little different you know you're not dying unless there's money in those plastic yeah that's a good point nobody cares anymore yeah Yeah yeah they want money in the egg there's candy in the house yeah i remember that's the thing when you get older it's just money in there it's just money just Well once the kids realize that there's no

magic person that's delivering then it's all [ __ ] just give me money in the egg it's like oh it's my parents because otherwise they would say that's weird that Santa's so much nicer to me than he is to those poor people of course I guess I'm chosen Of course that's a weird thing to say to kids yeah like yeah you got everything on the list but that kid that get gets bust in from the bad neighborhoods you got nothing yeah that's true that's a good point but you know kids go Santa's fickle santa likes

what he likes he likes the suburbs santa likes landing his sled in the BBS he does he feels better about it feels really good visiting rich people and he doesn't even talk to the Jews no he's not he knows Weird he knows he does his thing but you know if they're the chosen people why don't they get Santa Claus visits well they have they have they have other things yeah but their other thing like they weren't it wasn't really supposed to be a bunch of gifts until the Christians started getting all the Santa Claus gifts

and the Jewish kids go "What the [ __ ] is going on Mom?" And some of them cheat some of them do a little Christmas too some of them have a tree Some of them do a little Christmas absolutely some of them do a little hopefully they do this piece this peace in the Middle East hopefully they keep talking about all this you know these deals they're all making hopefully that the Hamas and the Israel whatever it is they get uh you know because well that's one thing that Trump said if I get in there

24 hours the war is over that's a tough one 24 is tough that's obviously but I hopefully they figure it out Because it is um it's unfortunate yeah it's [ __ ] crazy the human toll is unreal unreal and you know it's crazy some lady just died she was the protagonist in some documentary and she just got blown up there is an argument to be made that that level of devastation and death is worse than you talking to someone on your podcast allegedly there is an argument to be made it's probably not a good one

the amount Of just talking the there is an argument to be made that you know starvation and stuff like that and people dying is worse than a podcast but wait a minute I wouldn't wait a minute before you say that have you been there right that's a good point have you even you haven't been by the way how is he in all these war can I just go to wars by the way how are you allow are you allowed to just go to wars is that you should at least go to fantasy of going there

can I just go To wars or do I have to come back and say what people want me to say about the wars can I go to the wars and have my own opinions or do I have to have the opinions not if you want to go back that's right that's right it's very interesting this war tourism how do I get on this war tourism i'd like to go to the Ukraine i want to go I want to go I want to go to all this war tourism do you have any awards that they can

melt down and make bullets out of joe think About this do I seem like a guy that has a lot of awards didn't you get one of those YouTube plaques when you hit 100,000 i don't even know where they send it i don't know where I don't know where they're sending those YouTube plaques we've got a few of those but I like this idea of war tourism i like the idea of going to a war and then coming back having having a very black and white view i've been there i get it and I know

and and and Interesting okay i like that i like that i love that you feel better than the other people because Well of course there's a lot of pe people it gets very murky most people I know that have been to war have a very murky complex view of things but it is good to go to a war and then come back and be as sure as you were before you came you don't have to go for very long no you go for an hour couple hours it's a lunch it's lunch on the front line

black jacket that says Press tea on the front lines and then you come back and you have all the talking yeah yeah and if you're on the right side you probably don't get shot yeah it's a good idea well there doesn't seem to be a ton of danger for a lot of these people going to these wars they seem fine if you cross that line and you have a bucket of food with you they might light you up yeah no I'm going to go i'll go to any war and I'll anything you want so if

you want to if you want To pay for me to go to a war I will come back and I go I saw the Houthies they're terrifying they are terrifying anywhere you want and by the way any country if China wants me to you know I'm I'm doing it moscow i would love to go to Moscow and I said to my friend um um uh Anna Hashin from the Redscare podcast i said "Should I go to Russia?" She goes "You're spiritually Russian." and that the the the the the maybe you won't leave she says you

You you you the olgarch lifestyle might be for you i see smoked fish she goes "It might smoking a cigarette on a yacht." She goes "It might be for you." Listening to people's moral justifications for all kinds of things you know well I see it i get it i mean what else are you going to do yeah for sure yeah what happened to those all those yachts that got Confiscated i don't know it's a great question i bet I probably It's some highlevel version of like a police auto auction right right yeah yeah yeah for

sure that's what I'm thinking exactly like if maybe those are the ones you sail to the war i don't know yeah when they raid drug dealers houses and they get those Maseratis that you could buy that Maserati online right yeah i don't know what those yachts are it's a great It's a great question what Happens to those yachts very luxurious that was the first problem I had obviously it's a tragedy the whole Ukraine war but I thought frankly going around and taking these oligarchs boats I was against that well it's weird you work hard for

a a a boat like that also do how do you know how much they had involved in the the Russian government's decision they Probably had nothing a lot of them had nothing to do they just earned money in Russia and they were like "All right we're going to sanction everybody we're going to confiscate everything." And it's like okay but do you think that it was done so that they could um make some sort of a rebellion amongst the oligarchs against Putin show them that they're getting hurt it it could be i think that there was

a decision made at some Point to not try to end this they did not I don't think they wanted to end this quickly the there was a decision made to bleed the Russian military and isolate Russia and and and and try to use this as a way to drain the power and resources of Russia and you think that by capturing these yachts it creates like internal internal turmoil not only internal turmoil but you're now limiting you know the Ability of these incredibly wealthy people to earn money in countries you know you're you're destroying economic realities

that and then you're saying to these people okay you know go figure it out it's what we said to Russia but they did right they got closer to China they got closer to Brazil they traded with India you know they started an industrial economy they started producing their own uh you know uh munitions and things like that so They they were able to kind of start to weirdly build out this middle class this was the worst i think it's the worst thing if you don't want a country to keep invading other countries you certainly wouldn't

put them in the position to be stronger while they were doing it yeah it's all very weird too with like the killing of that pipeline yeah like don't aren't more people reliant now on Russian energy because of that all of this seems to have had the Opposite effect all of it seems to have had the opposite opposite from intended effect the whole thing is [ __ ] crazy it seems odd it's just crazy that it's going on so long i was reading this thing about the amount of money foreign countries that have uh captured these

yachts have to pay to maintain them yeah that's why do they have to maintain them why can't they just let them sink well because if you let it go then you can't sell it and you Can't use it you can't use that money right so they're definitely selling them that's what one of them says that the money for one would have gone to Ukraine right here okay seizure deals as Washington ramped up sanction enforcement against people close to the Russian president Moscow to halt its war against Ukraine [Music] so how many more this one got

sanctioned because the guy apparently paid a Million dollars to keep it maintained and they caught him for doing that so now he lost his boat in San Diego i mean this is insane jesus Christ we violated US sanctions by making more than $1 million in maintenance payments we should have a day where if the Russia Ukraine wars ended we give all the oligarchs back their boats and they do like a riotta like a thing where they all with their boats down in Florida or Palm Beach and they all just are Reunited with their boats look

at this seized beautiful boat yeah cost 7 million a year to maintain that one was and being held in Fiji so the US took it over cuz Fiji couldn't afford it it's a money pit how much can you get it for right now well that's the question 300 million that's tough listen that's a tough one maybe if this YouTube thing really takes off 600k a month to maintain that's a tough one Whoa it said it's been excessive justifying an auction they also said talks to have how do you say his name could Dana pay for

the yacht's upkeep have broken down prosecute yeah why would he pay for the upkeep when you're going to [ __ ] steal it from him anyway prosecutors say in previous court filings that Kudinov Kadinat is acting as the Almeida's straw owner to disguise Kerov's role and that maintenance Payments are essential to perver preserving a yacht's value me and Sam Talent walked around Monaco we were performing in in the UK and we took a little break to go down to France for two days and we're walking around Monaco and we said to the guy "There's all

these yachts in Monaco." And we said "Um who owns these yachts?" And he goes "Well," he goes "If you look up online the names of these yachts you can trace them back to businesses." And he traced That business back to a person and I said "So that person owns yacht?" He goes "No you'll never find out." He goes "No there's absolutely." He goes "Good luck with that." Yeah he goes "It's very hard to find out who owns yachts." And he goes "Even if you think you know you may not know or it might be more

complicated than you think." There it is there's Monaco wow they like a super yacht i I mean it's just such an interesting just a haven of International crime how many people something fun about it that's what's crazy it's like these are all $300 million houses this is a haven of the water yeah this is a haven of international criminality look how close they parked to each other just wee no income tax no property tax fun yeah Monaco's fascinating the amount of wealth that I saw when I was there it was crazy the amount of like

expensive cars they were everywhere and people Were just driving them around like it was a car show like it was everywhere all over the street was Ferraris and Lamborghinis and G Wagons it's unreal s-classes it's like everywhere you look there's Bentleys and Well those are the people we're talking about those are the people who are like "We're living here." Yeah and you ain't and you'll deal with it and it's a small spot too well they like it like that they keep it nice like that And you got to tap on the window if you want

to go in the store that might be where I do my podcast from eventually you might have to just go to Monica might be the only place i just flee where it doesn't get censored just flee and just live on a tiny boat like a tugboat the end is not good it would have been really rough if Kamla won they would have clamped down on you and me and everybody like us i think it would have been a fun jail though it would Have been our own El Salvador in jail i don't think they would

have put Yeah it probably but all the tech people would have magically became demographical maps you can just see a couple of these are just gigantic compared to some of the other ones yeah yeah yeah look at this by the way you know what's funny the the the regular ones are also massively big they're huge that's how big the regular ones are really jealous of the guy with the super big one that's what's crazy They're all keeping up with the Joneses and they're all fueling AI to take over well I think we figured it all

out too we did i appreciate you always having me here to figure it out i appreciate you always being here of course anytime thank you brother my pleasure uh I'm your mother on Netflix on Netflix right now it's awesome you're the best appreciate you very much appreciate you all right bye everybody [Applause] [Music]