We shall take over the world! At last! At last!
Humanity shall bow down before us. That's right! For that, I have a foolproof plan.
-Tell us, tell us. -Are you ready? We are, we are.
I'm gonna possess Edmilson's body! -Possess who? -Edmilson.
Edmilson who? Sorry. Edmilson is a contractor from Bangu.
Bangu. . .
you mean that neighborhood in Rio? That's the one. It's really cold there.
-Right. Got it. -Gonna make him drink and gamble.
Gonna ruin his family. But like, in terms of taking over the world, isn't that kinda superficial? What do you mean?
He's gonna divorce his wife, abandon his kids. Right. But don't you have anything bigger?
Anything grander? I was torn between him and Mauro, from Diadema. Should I possess the both of them?
What do you think? Why don't you. .
. It's just a thought, Prince of Darkness. Why don't you possess Trump's body?
Trump! Possess Trump! Or Angela Merkel!
Do Angela Merkel! I find Edmilson and Mauro to be much more relevant. -Don't you think?
-I don't. You haven't seen Pastor Dilsinho's service, in Bangu. It's a riot, a scream.
Whenever I possess someone, they start throwing plates, even olive oil at people! It's hilarious! It's funny, we like messing around with this stuff.
But I don't know that it has any effect on a worldwide basis. Like, maybe to take over the world we should think bigger? Just an idea, since we're always in Bangu, Madureira.
Well, it's a more piecemeal work, for the long term. Remember when I did that backwards Xuxa LP thing? That was a success, people still talk about it.
The publicity was amazing. It's just that. .
. we were discussing this earlier. We couldn't hear your voice, there was this noise.
. . Not that I don't believe it!
-You're the Prince of Darkness. -Well, little fiend, my voice was fucked up from the weekend soccer game. I was sounding like this.
My voice. What am I to do? Which celeb am I gonna call?
Paulo Coelho doesn't even check WhatsApp. The two ticks are always grey. Had to break my contract with Xuxa since she went to Record.
But you're the Prince of Darkness, the fallen angel. Maybe we could try something really massive, something that really rocks the world. Impactful, y'know?
You're right, I gotta think outside the box. Hell, yeah! I'm gonna write the last episode of Game of Thrones!
Dammit! Guys. I got an idea.
Come closer. Hit me. Thinking of invading the Earth.
Nice one, bro! Where're we landing? I'm thinking of Varginha.
Varginha, huh? -We're gonna make history there. -Awesome, bro.
We got it.
