Regtoofunny Roast Battles! (w/ Funnymike & Runik)

All right, man. So, y'all know what it is, man. We in this What the >> I don't know what it is.

I don't like how you dressing, man. >> Man, what you mean real? >> This man ain't dressed.

You need to address this [ __ ] Why you dressing like this, bro? >> Hey, like, you need to address this. >> Hey, I don't like how Hey, >> wait.

You want to have me? >> You want him to have a Messi jersey on? >> What the Santa jersey on this man, >> bro?

Why do you dress like this every day, >> saying you sponsor? >> I'm not going to lie, bro. You look like somebody uncle bull.

That's why you got them. Hey, he slides off the feet. This the first I ever seen.

This the first I ever seen to throw himself in the deal. >> You the first one that walk around here looking like a walking tarantula. >> Threw himself in a 360 deal.

This ain't sign no contract. Threw himself in that. Hey, you only get one laugh out the whole don't make no sense in this.

>> It's like I laugh. >> Hey, now get out that. >> All right.

>> What the You get that from Gotti? Hey, >> you get that from me playing with you in the bed with Gotti was with the shade today. Okay, you see that?

>> He should have been hands on with him >> cuz Gotti had a crush on Gotti. >> I do fly out for you. >> You better be out.

If you want to tell the full story, tell it all. Bro, >> now let's think about the mouth. You're the only man in this room who's flown another man out >> for another man.

>> You flew a person off. >> This is a Diddy party. >> You have, bro.

>> Hey. Hey, Jack. That's why y'all don't see me over here.

>> I come over here every blue moon, so I'm not a part of the Diddy action. >> That's cuz he the sponsor. >> You know the sponsor never show up.

He just paid that big, >> bro. You the Mexican Dy. >> Hey, I'm just playing, bro.

R got all >> one day. He bought a thousand bottles of all. No, I didn't.

>> What happened when y'all went to Atlanta, >> man? I ain't even going to lie, bro. We turned up.

>> Ain't no way y'all just went to Atlanta and came back and nothing happened. Why you recently been acting from that long ass previous trip? >> Wait, what do you explain what you talking about?

>> You went to Atlanta? >> Yeah. >> Hey, >> and what happened?

Hey bro, what he talking about, bro? What he getting at? >> That's what got it.

>> Hold up. Ain't this what got it? >> No.

>> He said Birmingham. >> What? >> Who?

>> Bike. You talking about >> come back. >> Hey, look, bro.

I ain't going to laugh. They said bike, chat. Bike.

>> He said bike. All right. Hey, look.

Not going to lie, bro. I'm tired of you with your jokes. >> Might be.

>> You really ugly. You really smell like a mustard fly. >> That's it, >> man.

Roast that boy, too. >> That's it. >> That's the best you got.

>> Yes, >> man. You got to be stopped. >> I do this like your race and run with bulls for no [ __ ] reason.

>> Thought I was about to rhyme that [ __ ] [ __ ] I ain't want to rap. All right. I just want to tell you about your race.

>> That [ __ ] got to stop. Like my [ __ ] It's hard. >> You got Hey.

>> Hey. And this why I can't rap with this [ __ ] bro. >> Lie.

You might get shot. And I ain't talking GTA. Because this man goes both ways.

He's G A Y. He's what? >> You supposed to finish that [ __ ] >> That [ __ ] for you.

>> Hey, look. Hey, look. Hey, look.

Hey, look. [ __ ] y'all. I'mma keep it 100.

A couple weeks ago, you told me something about Gotti. Jiggle like jello. >> And it's crazy.

>> This [ __ ] remind me of younger stanky ass Canelo. >> Throw that [ __ ] out of you. >> [ __ ] with you, but that wasn't it either.

>> [ __ ] >> Hey, I've been that corner like I'm jello. >> Don't bend me over. I'm not mellow.

Hey, hold up. >> You trying to bend me over? You thought I was gay?

[ __ ] you look like you 40. Yeah, [ __ ] you look like Gaddy. >> What's going on?

>> What is he doing? >> You say you look like this where I'm [ __ ] up. >> This why I let up.

I keep being [ __ ] up. You think look look. [ __ ] you ain't even got a gun.

>> [ __ ] you need a bow and arrow. >> I need a bow and arrow. I be in the sea with my ship like Jack Sparrow.

>> I will never spare you cuz look the way I'm coming. You going to need about 10. [ __ ] you better go back where you came from.

[ __ ] don't try to pretend. >> That [ __ ] >> [ __ ] The only time you turned up, [ __ ] you got to be off a pill. You better [ __ ] leave Rez alone >> before he turn around and [ __ ] T.

>> I'll slap the [ __ ] out you and feed your [ __ ] some pizza, [ __ ] What the [ __ ] is in your closet? If I walk in there, all I'm going to see is Adidas >> with the big ass slide >> and that big ass nose. [ __ ] if it wasn't for Chia or Sierra, you would have no hoes.

>> You walk in my cut. All right, >> [ __ ] I'm not done, [ __ ] When I see you and you open up your mouth, the whole room run >> cuz your [ __ ] stank. You can ask bank.

>> He got sugar and you got sugar. I will up your tape. >> I will slap the [ __ ] out you >> and I will make you mad.

>> Wait, hold on. Where's your hard drive? I know your music on.

I know your music in it. It's time to take out the trash. >> I know I [ __ ] up, but I'm getting my lick back.

When I seen your mom back in Baker, I made her lick my nut sack. Oh, >> you know why she love it? Cuz [ __ ] it's her birthday.

She had her tongue out and she said, "Ooh, mama Mia is thirsty. >> I don't give a [ __ ] >> I'm on your ass. " >> Hey, come on.

[ __ ] >> Come here, baby. >> Your bro smell like ass. >> What?

What? I just had to jump up out my seat right quick. This [ __ ] can't be real.

You got to be trolling me. I thought we was pals like the old days. This the only [ __ ] I know who in 2025 is still rock a [ __ ] booy fade.

Boom. >> Second of all, I just thought about something. When it come to you and Mike, [ __ ] you'll never be up in rank.

You the type of [ __ ] to catch your [ __ ] [ __ ] another [ __ ] and think it's a prank. >> I like that. But other >> It's already over with, man.

>> Over with, man. >> Over with. >> All right.

Look, you said you walk in my closet do it to him. >> If I walk in your closet, all you will see is penis. >> Look, >> going out of his closet, he might come out the closet.

I ain't going to lie, he look like Spotm got him. >> He wear that hair every day. He rock it.

>> Oh no. >> But look, you a [ __ ] and you a hoe. So if I was to choose both of y'all, y'all would be chos.

[Music] >> But just by seeing how you dress, I can tell you the type of [ __ ] who take a [ __ ] and don't even wipe. I see why you be wearing Adidas. You was hanging out with a black [ __ ] ever since you was young and still ain't earned your [ __ ] stripes.

>> Okay, I ain't earned my stripes, >> but they took all of yours. >> When they bend you over, they stick it in your curve, >> man. This [ __ ] alone, >> my [ __ ] You took it too far.

I'm going to beat your ass and destroy you just like you destroyed Haley's car. Look, >> I destroyed her car and I'll destroy yours too. >> So you better stop back kisses my girlfriend, bro.

>> What? Kisses my girlfriend. >> They got D.

>> Oh no, I thought she was on the other side. >> The [ __ ] happened to the rap, >> man? I was about to hit that boy with some [ __ ] So crew shot fake ass pranks.

I was about to hit that [ __ ] [ __ ] So crucial, but boy ran off at the perfect time. I'm talking about cooked some crucial [ __ ] man. >> We should have left this [ __ ] in 2021, dick, >> man.

I love this [ __ ] I love this battle rope [ __ ] >> [ __ ] man. I'm tired of this [ __ ] >> Oh yeah, you talking about the praise. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. I'm tired of the [ __ ] thumbnails. This [ __ ] love opening his mouth.

These [ __ ] love opening their mouths on thumbnail. >> Hold up. I was just doing an example.

But I'm saying about him though, not you. But you did it at the wrong time though. >> And the [ __ ] didn't mind restarting.

Why you on live? >> [ __ ] restarted the [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] >> This [ __ ] don't give a start over there. We going to run it back like you're not live, >> [ __ ] Live >> live television.

>> Started the [ __ ] all the way over. >> Hold on. We got to redo this intro for this prank.

>> Hold up y'all. We got to redo this intro for this prank. >> What a goof.

>> [ __ ] say check GBT ass prank. [Music] I ain't going to lie. I love this [ __ ] I love his jokes and [ __ ] It's for the love of the game.

>> I'm the type of [ __ ] I probably could be homeless, lose everything I got, still be joy. >> Sweet and salty on some [ __ ] >> I police, right? What you say?

Police tactics. Let me show you my police tactics. Get your >> ass.

>> It tastes like white rice. [Applause] >> Bro, why you kissing that girl in front of her girl, man? >> You tripping, man.

Chill. >> You know what happened? >> How you going to act stupid?

>> What? What >> [ __ ] >> Man, this man over here tripping, man. Goddamn >> for real.

>> Under the covering girl. >> Hey, they under the cover together. >> For real.

[Applause] >> I can't believe this. >> I can't find the [ __ ] >> For real. Did you see this?

>> They just got caught kissing >> and the door is locked. >> Locked. >> Hey, not for real, bro.

>> Hey, explain yourself >> for real cuz now Ty going to be mad. >> Ty. >> Hey, why would Ty be mad?

>> Who is Ty? >> Don't worry about that. Just know that Ty.

>> I don't know what happened. >> I wasn't fighting. Damn.

He fight. >> Hey, come on, bro. I wasn't there.

>> You tripping, man. I wasn't there. Let's go.

That was tripping, bro. Let me hold him back. >> All right.

Hey, chill. He hold you back. No, he got to go, bro.

He got to go. >> He got to go, dick. Say, dick.

>> How was you going to be under the cover of her? But you was just back and texting me. >> She was still dating you.

>> Wait. Wait. You can't pick him up.

>> She said he was taking a girl. >> Hey, I ain't going to lie, bro. You doing that damn bad, bro.

>> [ __ ] lie. He want both of us. He said >> Hey, if you want the whole package, just speak up.

>> You want both? >> It's enough core to go around. >> Wait, wait.

Both? Wait, wait, wait. >> Enough what?

>> It's enough to go. Wait, hold up. You [ __ ] look your goddamn marbles in here, >> bro.

I I'm puzzled. I'm puzzled. >> I ain't got nothing else to say.

Hey, look. I want to be the first homeboy that can actually say I cracked a stud. >> You ain't >> I was just about to say that.

You ain't even supposed to be [ __ ] with that. I ain't even came up. >> But listen, when I say it, my aura points going to go up cuz >> you have no You think that's cute.

That's >> just like lock up after two years and you think you just back. You're not. >> I just said that.

You got way more boy hair. You forced your hair lock up. >> [ __ ] both of them this year.

I just got locked this year. So what are you talking about? >> Hey bro, I ain't going to lie.

You might >> yo, how the hell you get by? >> That's bro. >> There's a lot going on up here.

Ghost >> ghost pictures >> and [ __ ] >> Hey bro, >> that's my other >> It's time to go. Let's go. >> Let's go cuz you causing commotions.

>> You think they going to be doing this? >> You think Kobe and Nigel be doing this right now? >> This is the best man.

What? This is the best couple in the world. >> Best couple what?

>> No, I got something to say. >> I got something to say. >> Best couple.

>> Your mom be trying to talk to my man. >> The allegations. >> The allegations.

>> The allegations about trying to talk to Kobe J. They said he allegations are true. >> Seriously, somebody just said you stank and you ain't.

>> Hey, the chat just said Naja look like Justine. >> Who is that? >> The lady off a wild night.

>> You said that [ __ ] Stop. >> Hey, let's go, bro. >> We got to go.

>> Let's go. >> You got to go. >> You and I got to leave.

>> They both got to go. You put him out. >> Hey, he ain't getting married.

Don't put him out, bro. >> Hell no. >> I don't think he missed it.

She She blended in. She not trying to leave, >> bro. No, you got to put her out, man.

I [ __ ] let her out. Go get out the door. Leave now.

Go. >> Let's go. Cory, >> what are you doing?

>> Who you putting out? Runic >> Cory and Na. You might as well leave too >> cuz you got cheated on.

>> Make sure he don't get put out with my jacket. >> That's how you know I [ __ ] with the battle. He the type brother.

>> Remember I said that the type. >> You heard that when her brother come. >> Hey, now her brother going to pull up.

brother. >> Her brother pulled up. >> He going to show him.

>> Yeah, >> he going to show him, man. So whoy? I spar.

>> You been sparing Cory? >> Whoa. >> You been sparing this whole time.

>> Oh, he gangster. >> Look at the camera. >> Which one?

>> Don't call me now. >> You here for >> Hey, this is what you here for. This [ __ ] talking >> boy said don't call him when something need to be fixed [Music] boy mill >> [ __ ] Lo the type of [ __ ] that had a right tool for any minor inconvenience >> man my door don't want to close I have a screw in my back pocket man I have a screw >> [ __ ] Yeah.

>> So nobody >> Oh yeah, Chad. [ __ ] was put [ __ ] was pouring water on people while they was sleep. That [ __ ] Lo changed the door lock to go to sleep.

[ __ ] too handy with this [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah. Put it down.

Hey, take it back. >> A lie. You know that's a wicked [ __ ] that a [ __ ] that can change the door lock.

>> Can I have it? >> No, you don't win. >> Why you got a PlayStation 5 controller, bro?

>> I raised your daddy and I'm raising you. >> I'm going to All right. For my final trick, >> you need to get a Xbox, bro.

>> No. Look. All right.

Take this. Take this. Go ahead.

>> You need to get a >> For my final trick. >> Whoa. No.

No. The camera one. The camera's [ __ ] up.

>> Okay. >> All right. For my final trick, I'm going to throw this X this PS5 controller out this window.

You won't >> get ready to turn that boy up. I got this. >> I won't.

>> You won't. >> You won't, man. You can't >> You can't You can't pick it up.

>> Whoa. >> Oh, don't say nothing. Don't say nothing.

>> Don't say nothing. Don't say nothing. >> We get it.

Show Oh my [ __ ] god. >> Damn. >> Damn.

>> Who did that? >> Hey, I ain't Hey, I know it might see. >> It was an accident.

>> I know. I'm here. >> Hey, [ __ ] >> I know I'm here, but it ain't me this time.

I promise. I promise. I ain't going to say nothing.

I'm let the chat I'm let the Don't lie, chat. Who did it, bro? >> Don't lie, chat.

Who did it? Don't lie, chat. Don't lie.

What y'all doing in here, bro? >> Don't lie. Now they saying the man and funny Mike.

They don't even know who really did it. The baby. >> Hey, it wasn't me.

I promise. The baby. >> They say Dean.

>> De. >> Hey, don't say y'all. [ __ ] I know I'm here, but somebody about to pay for that [ __ ] man.

>> They said the money, bro. >> Hey, nah. Somebody f to come out of pocket, bro.

Hey, I could have got paid to fix that now. >> This ain't your perfect opportunity to beat Bob the [ __ ] building. >> Hey, it wasn't me, bro.

I'mma give you >> No, for real. Somebody got to fix that [ __ ] >> I'm let you know it wasn't me, >> [ __ ] I ain't said it was >> [ __ ] You looking at me. >> I'm just saying though.

Like you saying like you want to do something. >> I'm just leave, bro. I'm leave.

>> So, you did it for me. >> You get it? I'm just a >> I'mma leave, bro.

>> All y'all got to get the [ __ ] man. >> [ __ ] Get the [ __ ] [ __ ] I ain't do that [ __ ] I'm >> your fingerprint on that [ __ ] >> Who? >> You.

>> All time. One of your members did it. >> Stupid dumb ass.

Yo, one of your members did that [ __ ] >> Who did it, Chad? >> Tell them who did it. It's one of his me.

Who did that? >> Like the bad guy. >> Re did it.

>> Bank did it. >> You did it. >> Where the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] Stop being [ __ ] man.

>> Who the [ __ ] did it? >> Chat trying to lo me. >> You good, man?

>> What went through the window? >> Hey, I generated a clip. Click that [ __ ] Click that.

Click that [ __ ] >> Generated clip. >> Just be honest. You did that.

>> Funny m. >> Oh, it's clipped. What the [ __ ] is that?

>> I got you. that the no. >> Hey, I'm tell about man [ __ ] >> Why the [ __ ] you did that, bro?

>> Why did you do that, bro? >> It ain't really broke. >> Now, if I throw this at your head, you going to be mad.

>> No, that's not really broke. >> Nah, I'm just saying it's not it's not broke. >> I can tell you.

>> Then what the [ __ ] is this? >> This ain't going to be nothing but like 5, rock, paper, scissors, and dumb. No, I'm not doing rock paper scissors for some [ __ ] You broke it up.

>> I win. I double it to,000. >> I lose it to,000.

If you win, you get,00,000. [Music] This window's tinted, too. >> Oh, yeah.

Yo yo, >> no, I know. He know, bro. Trust me, this mother knows this [ __ ] >> This guy knows.

This [ __ ] is smell it. Smell it in. How the [ __ ] you going to tell?

>> That [ __ ] so good. He can sniff it and tell you how long it's going to take to get fixed. >> I'm not rock paper scissors.

>> This [ __ ] can sniff it and tell you how long it's going to take to get fixed. Gang. Trust me, bro.

You don't understand that [ __ ] about how much you think it's going to be like a thousand. >> You got to replace the whole [ __ ] >> Let me ask you. >> Lift it up.

>> Wait for this [ __ ] to clean this up. >> I'm making you money right here. >> So what you saying?

You not paying a [ __ ] little ass up. >> Where the remote now? You got to pay for remote too.

>> Wait a remote right there. >> That's $80 right there. was already trying to clip that.

>> What the [ __ ] >> Pull it pull it up. >> Hey, I ain't going to lie, bro. That [ __ ] was broke.

I swear to God, my kids, he said it was broke. >> All right. Well, you pay for that and you pay for that.

>> Oh, what the [ __ ] Put the link in the chat. Put the clip on. >> Put the link back in the do.

>> I do that. >> Who the [ __ ] did it for the friendly ghost? >> Hey, >> you going to lie to my face like that?

That's kind of crazy. >> You're about to see it on the clip through. [Music] >> Hey, for real.

>> Say that moist ass up. >> Drp the clip. Drp the clip.

>> We got to replace that [ __ ] bro. Hey. No, no, no.

We gonna replace that before you >> let's start taking that [ __ ] out. >> [ __ ] no. Listen, [ __ ] It's the clip right here.

>> Hold on. Let me hear it. >> I got it in the Oh, you trying to hear something?

I got it in the headphones. >> Oh, you can't hear it. Speak.

>> Yeah. >> Hey, look. >> So, hey.

No, he l Hey, he all he see is dollar signs. He was laughing the whole time, >> bro. [ __ ] Lo was happy in this be happy anytime he know cuz if you would have never been here, he would have never did that [ __ ] >> right?

>> He know you fix [ __ ] >> Yes, bank. >> But wait, what? >> No, cuz he know you for fixing stuff, bro.

>> You So you really in here for a money scheme, >> [ __ ] You damn [ __ ] fix my relationship with all my old hoes. >> What you going to give back? >> Damn.

This is ridiculous, bro. Can y'all stop breaking [ __ ] This man got to come out of pocket for this, bro. >> Who?

You. What you talking about? Who you this you?

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Let me pick you back up.

Let me pick him back up. I don't want no problems with you. Let me wipe you off real quick.

>> I ain't going to lie. I'm going tell you this, man. >> [ __ ] you and that window.

I'm not paying for this [ __ ] >> No, no, no, no, no, no. >> Look at tippy toes. >> Look at Rooney.

He always get on his tippy toes. >> Hey. Hey.

By weighting.