And all of those who wish to follow me should give everything they have to the poor Come again? It's like this: it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven Go to Cuba! Pothead!
Communist! Easy there people, what I'm saying is that money corrupts the human soul Do you know where there's no money? In Cuba!
Oh don't you like money? So give away everything you have! Look, I have nothing!
So give away your tunic! There's plenty of poor people without tunics and you clearly have plenty! Tunic leftist!
Do you know where there's no tunics? In Cuba! My people, this is the only tunic I own, if I donate it I'll walk around Galilea naked.
Oh how convenient. . .
So if you're rich you can't get in, but if you're a whore that's fine huh? Ruth what are you trying to say? Come on Jesus, everyone knows that you defend whores!
It's not like that! Whore's leftist! Whores and criminals!
When you're not defending whores you're defending criminals! What I said is that the thief has the right to repent Oh you like criminals huh? Take them to your home then!
I'll kill your mother And repent afterwards Where did that come from? ? You know why you say that?
Because none of your relatives have ever died at the hands of a criminal These goddamned humanitarians. I miss Herod! Now there was a real leader!
Don't say that! Herodes didn't have a problem punishing criminals just because they were underage! Herod is the best!
You guys are forgetting that Herod was a bloodthirsty dictator that left the population. . .
Faggot! Gayist! Cockloving leftist!
Chill out people! So you take a sack, and give out presents to the kids every December, got it? And so basically.
. . Hey Oh, Hi there You're the guy going around defending whores?
That's right. I believe all women deserve respect, regardless of profession, including prostitutes. Yeah I get it.
I'm a whore. I don't need you talking on my behalf. I don't need a fucking communist defending me, got it?
You don't know my business, alright? Ok. .
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