three men die on Christmas morning they end up in front of the Pearly Gates in St Peter Peter says you guys drink smoke and woman eyes you shouldn't be getting into heaven however it's Christmas and I'm feeling festive if you can each show me something christmy I'll let you in the first man thinks for a bit then pulls out his keys he shakes them around and says listen to these jingle that's your sleigh bells right there very christmy Peter Chuckles to himself and says bit of a stretch but it's clever well done I'll let you
in the second man immediately pulls out a lighter and presses the switch hey look at this it's a Christmas candle Peter smiles and nods saying fair play I'll give you that in you go the third man looks really nervous and stressed for a few minutes trying to figure out what he can do he feels in his pockets in Hope and suddenly a smile lights his face he excitedly pulls out a bra and a thong hold on a minute that has nothing to do with Christmas says Peter oh yes it does the man says these are
carols