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. . [ Cheers and applause ] President Trump and First Lady Melania traveled to Cincinnati today and, boy, were they surprised to see each other in the airport.
A Boston restaurant is offering customers a special Valentine's Day burger that comes with an engagement ring on the side for $3,000. The burger will be well done, and the "yes" will be rare. [ Laughter ] Doritos is reportedly looking into launching a so-called lady-friendly chip that doesn't crunch as loudly, because there's no more appropriate snack for the "Me Too" era than a chip that tells women to be quiet?
Injured Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz spoke at the National Prayer Breakfast dinner this evening, and what better metaphor for our country right now than a prayer from an injured Eagle. Valentine's Day is one week away, and if you're wondering what Melania's getting -- half of everything.