But gay guys, the number one rule, stop being mean to lesbians. Listen, I'm talking to you. Stop!
Stop being mean to lesbians! We can't-- We need these bitches! We can't do this by ourselves.
Gay people don't have plans! Gay-- Gay guys don't have plans! You ever gone on vacation with a bunch of gay guys?
It's sad. They don't know what the hell they're gonna do. "What's the plan, Carl?
" "Mm. . .
Tea dance, little bit of molly. " You ever gone on vacation with lesbians? You're like, "Edna, what's the plan?
" "Everybody in the lobby, 7:00. In the car, 7:15. Do not be late or we will leave you!
We will leave you. " And gay guys, you. I'm talking to you now.
You're the gay representative. Gay guy representative. Stop being mean to straight girls.
Lemme tell right now. I lost some of you on that one, but stick with me. Gay guys graduated high school and you act like you forgot the first ally you ever had in your fucking life.
You act like you forgot these bitches even existed. I don't-- I'm gay now. I don't need this shit!
But I know. It is very different hanging out with your straight girlfriends or your gay girlfriends. It's not the same thing.
You ever left the club without telling your straight girlfriend? Oh, you're done. You're done.
"Text when you get home. Text when you get home. Text when you get home.
" When you're talking to gay guys, bitch, you could leave in the middle of a fucking sentence. Like, "Girl, this club is gr--" I honestly think the reason why gay guys are mean to like, lesbians and straight girls is because no matter how, in every form, masculinity is afraid of femininity. It's just terrified by it.
I'm telling you, it's a real thing. Men are just afraid of women. Masculinity is really intimidated by femininity and the more like, rare and obscure the femininity is, the scarier it gets.
You see a straight white lady. Guy's like, "Oh my, I can't deal with this. " You get like a lesbian, a vegan lesbian.
They're like, "Oh my God. " That kind of femininity is scary. Look right now, and it gets more and more powerful.
A Black trans woman walks onto a train and they change the pH balance of the whole fucking room.
