I don't understand why we're even talking about this first of all it's a dumb movie made by a dumb director written by a I can't and don't want to understand why you can consider this shitty movie romantic for some reason I got the impression though I could be wrong that you're a man you know one of the guys I'm wrong come on Gary you're saying that sex with someone other than your wife isn't wrong as long as you don't put any emotion into it it's just stupid so if Marge gets any weirdness you'll be fine
Gary looked like he wanted to punch me then turned and walked out slamming the door Matt Maro may be a talented writer but as a director he sucks as a director he made a movie where his wife gets screwed by 14 members of the Russian mafia at the end of the movie she finds out she is pregnant and the movie ends with them holding a smiling baby in their arms I still remember Casey and I fighting about that we still fight about that my name is Harrison Henderson but my friends call me with an H
my middle name is Hank personally I think my dad was on LSD when he gave me the name but what do I know my wife of 14 years is named Casey and my buddy's name is Byron the beginning of all these interesting arguments was a play I wrote it was a response to or a part in a movie called The Millers it was written and directed by a famous executive producer named Matthew maroe or Matt maroe for short the story was about Jillian and Herbert Miller critics said it was a sad and twisted version of
When Harry Met Sally Jillian was played by Megan Fox and the husband was played by Ed Harris in the movie Herbert gives Jillian a computer she spends most of her time chatting when Herbert loses his temper and tells Jillian that he doesn't like it she basically tells him to off that's how I took it then Herbert just gives up and leaves later in the movie after her returns you find out that Jillian has been dating a jerk named Michael who she met on the internet Michael was played by Billy Zayn over the course of two
hours you learn that Jillian slept with Michael in their house in their bed Herbert then leaves her but continues to pay the bills and generally take care of her for the next two years Herbert continues to pay the bills and take care of her financially while she has fun and lives with Michael eventually she even gives birth to a child with Michael Herbert never files for divorce Jillian then gets mad at Michael and leaves him goes and finds Herbert he takes her back and then adopts Jillian's child out of wedlock they become a family and
live happily ever after this is just a brief summary there was too much disrespect in the movie to summarize throughout the movie the husband looked like a wimp and she stepped over him like a doormat for some reason my wife decided it was the most romantic movie of all time H how can you hate this movie he showed his wife true love if you think about it he sacrificed everything to make her happy he showed her that no matter what mistakes he made he would be there for her and when he adopted a child I'd
never seen such a gesture of love in my life I raised my eyes to the ceiling then ran up and looked out the window Casey asked what I was doing I replied that I was just checking to see if the pigs were flying that's not funny Casey said like not finding anything about the movie romantic you know what said Casey why don't you write your own story she shouted then you can ruin the story by having him dumper and ruin their lives because of some stupid belief that people don't make mistakes and don't make mistakes
Casey said no one perfects X not even you I never said anything about mistakes or Perfection she cheated for over two years where's the mistake in that she had a child with another man where is the mistake you watch the same movie I did why are we so far apart you talked about sacrifice where's the sacrifice I realized that sleeping with her hot young stud would be so hard on her oh let's not forget how she worked overtime to pay the bills damn it Casey did we just watch the same movie needless to say I
didn't get any sex that night Casey watched the movie two more times and cried both times I was glad we didn't have kids because a DNA test would have come in handy she tried again to explain to me how much his sacrifice was a testament to the greatness of his love so Casey what you're saying is that true love is only demonstrated by a man's sacrifice and a woman's love is demonstrated by her willingness to let him make the ultimate sacrifice for her yes that's what true love is all about self-sacrifice and your wife's physical
and emotional well-being Casey said Casey in your mind is there two kinds of Love Of course H I would have passed away without you Casey replied I knew it was wrong but I was going to put her ideas to the test I was going to write my own version of the movie Mr Maro it might never be published or made into a Blockbuster on the big screen but I would prove my point the next morning I sat at my desk and tried to figure out how to prove Casey was talking complete there was no way
to to fool her and she was at her most vulnerable in the morning figuring out how to pull this off how to sell her all this crap without destroying the marriage and then it hit me like lightning it would work but she'd be pissed so I started calling after 2 hours of calling she was sick and mad but it was going to make her see my point that night at home Casey and I made up I brought her flowers candy and a card declaring my undying love I opened a bottle of our favorite at wine
and we had the best night we'd had in a long time we went to bed around 1:30 a.m. at 2:30 Casey heard a baby crying she nudged me with her elbow hey do you hear baby crying I rolled over onto my back with my eyes closed and said damn Casey I got it last time now it's your turn Casey tensed up looked around then at me she looked at the window then got up and went to look in the computer room then she ran back into our room put pushed me off the bed and pointed
toward the computer room Casey was pale and pointing like there was a spider in the other room I got up went there got the baby and came back Casey what the hell is going on with you you scared the hell out of Harvey Casey continued to look around she looked in closets under the bed and even blew out the smoke detector Casey what are you looking for who baby is this Casey asked what wrong with you Casey you know it's our baby I had him with Janice and you said you would love him just like
ours are you feeling okay do I need to call Dr Stevens again Casey's face colored three different shades of red what the hell do you mean you had a baby with Janice you cheated on me with my 22-year-old niece Casey you're fine we talked about this last night you were fine then that's why you got me so drunk last night to tell me about it go put the baby down and get your together then take your bastard child with you Casey said I'm confused Casey what happened to showing love through sacrifice and the joy of
being there for your spouse if I'm not mistaken you said you said that true love can only be shown by sacrificing the man and a woman shows her love by allowing him to make the ultimate sacrifice for her yes that is what true love is all about self-sacrifice and the physical and emotional well-being of your wife is what you said Casey I'm asking do you realize that love can be two-sided of course N I would die without you is what you said and now that the wheels are out on the road you're angry remember we
all make mistakes make bad choices but there has to be room for compassion in life isn't that what you said Casey so we're at a fork in the road Casey the stories are over the deed is done which way do we go Casey I love you and I want to be with you but that's a choice you have to make I don't think Casey blinked an eye Harrison get out of my house you cheating bastard you'll hear from my lawyer soon enough Casey said she then headed for the guest room I started laughing because I
knew what and who she would find in there good thing I put a robe on her before she went to bed Casey screamed and ran back into the room she recognized the baby because Janice doesn't have children and the baby was Kelly's Kelly is Casey's twin sister and they haven't seen each other in three years Kelly's husband is in the Army in Germany the call was made to let Kelly know that Janice would be picking her up Janice also initiated Kelly into her joke Kelly has always said that Casey is stupid when it comes to
Hallmark movies needless to say Casey was happy to see Kelly but she was mad at me for a few more weeks I for one learned that Casey doesn't forgive cheating she never told me but she told Kelly if it was his baby I would die I finally realized what he meant it's just not at all what happens when you and him are against the world eventually we got a couple rats life was good and decent we grew up together and so did our kids one day Turner's Classic Movies showed the Miller before I could say
anything Casey said somebody turn that off