today I F Fed Up learning sign language my mom has been dating someone for a few months to be fair enough time has passed for me to stop referring to him as the new guy but he's not my dad and I guess that will always make him feel like the new guy according to movie logic I'm supposed to hate him for trying to replace my father or whatever but the truth is I like him in fact I've been picking up sign language to communicate better with him as he is deaf he lip reads which has
been our main mode of communication my mom learned sign language quickly at the start of their relationship now capable of full conversations without speaking I admire her for that and the new guy does too I'm not as proficient yet but I can follow simple conversations I plan to surprise him on his birthday 2 months away by wishing him what and welcoming him to the family in Sign Language however I never factored in the amount of dirty talk my mom and new guy were having in Sign Language not knowing that I can understand them my mom
and new guy have gotten disturbingly comfortable exposing their intimate life in my company it didn't matter if we were at the dinner table or watching TV I would constantly catch so many dirty descriptions being communicated between the two of them they are worse than horny teenagers and I should know I am one no 17-year-old son should ever witness his mother use her fingers to demonstrate how wet her part is it's gotten to the point where I'm no longer willing to wait until New guys's birthday to make it known that I can understand sign language because
holy [ __ ] I need my eyes to not see this [ __ ] anymore this is an ongoing [ __ ] up
