Today, we're transforming our house into a massive theme park with roller coasters, games, and unlimited food. But there's one problem: my twin brother, Alex, thinks an indoor theme park is cooler, while I think an outdoor theme park is better. So, to settle this, we're each going to build our own theme park, and at the end of the day, we're inviting over one of the biggest YouTubers to judge which theme park is best.
We only have five hours before he gets here, so we need to work fast! You guys are going down! Tanner's on my team, and we're building our theme park indoors because imagine having a roller coaster that can take you from one end of your house to the other—like an elevator, kind of, but a lot cooler!
Let's get to work! Sean and I are building our theme park outdoors because there's a lot more space out here for everything we want to build. For our first roller coaster, what if we have it start all the way from up here and have it go all the way to the other side of the pool?
But we have one problem: we have no idea how to build it safely, and that's one of the three things we're being judged on. That's right; the theme parks we're building will be judged on how fun the theme park is, how nice it looks, and how safe the rides are. So, we need to find a way to build our first ride safely.
Ooh, wait! I know someone! Let me call them real quick.
So, for the first roller coaster, our plan is to have it start from here, go to the wall, and then wrap around all the way back to the living room. Now that we have our first prototype, it's time for a test ride. Zach, get over here!
All right, Z! In three, two, one, go! Oh my God!
Somebody could have gotten hurt! Thank God it wasn't one of us. Wait, we don't know how to build roller coasters.
Oh no! What do we do? We could just go out and try to find one.
What? You can't just go buy a roller coaster! Yeah, but I might know a guy who can get us one.
So, while Alex left to meet up with his secret supplier, Sean was about to introduce me to his roller coaster guy. "Hey, I'm Alan. How long will it take you to build this roller coaster?
" "One? One hour? One day?
One week? " Oh, he doesn't speak English. "Can I talk to you real quick?
If he doesn't speak English, how's he going to build a roller coaster? " "He seemed pretty confident, right? Why?
As long as he gets the job done! " While he's working on that, we're going to an actual theme park to ride some roller coasters and take some notes. We're literally risking everything by putting our trust into a guy we just met.
Meanwhile, Alex was meeting up with his guy. "Who are you here to see? " "I'm here to see Alexi Bokov.
" "What business do you have with our leader? " "He owes me a favor. " "The boss doesn't owe anyone favors.
" "Yeah, well, he owes me one, punk-ass kid! It's about time someone taught you a lesson. Enough!
He's with me, so what do you need? " "I need a roller coaster, but not just any roller coaster—one that can fit inside my house. " "When do you need it?
" "As soon as possible! " "Well, I can get you one by next week. " "I need one in the next hour!
" "That's impossible! You can't just buy a roller coaster! " "Who said anything about buying?
I've been closely tracking the shipment from RCH. They are making a roller coaster delivery in 45 minutes. If we move now, we can still catch them and intercept the ship.
" "Let's roll out! " So, while Alex was depending on Bok to pull off a risky heist, Sean and I were arriving at a theme park to do some research. "So, we're at an actual theme park, and we're going to ride the best rides and take some notes so we can make our theme park the best theme park!
Since the first thing we're building is a roller coaster, we're going to ride the best one here so we can make ours just like it! " "Yeah, yeah, yeah! This is going to be so fun!
This ride is perfect because it goes over the water! " "Oh my God, that was so much fun! Sean, why don't you call your friend so he can make the same upgrades to our roller coaster?
" "Huh? It went straight to voicemail, but he's probably busy building our roller coaster. " "Wait, Sean, how many roller coasters has he built before?
" "He told me what—oh my God, Sean! That's the only word he speaks! " "Oh, where did you even find this guy?
" [Music] "Oh my God, I think we got scammed! We need to go back home right now and figure out a backup plan! " Meanwhile, Bok was attempting to hijack a roller coaster for Alex's theme park.
"Go! Go! Come on, come on!
Hurry up! Let's go, let's go! " "What the hell?
! I don't have time for this! " "Oh hey, man!
" "Oh God, thank God I found you! I've been running around all day, and I really need some help! " "It's locked!
You've got to open it from the inside! " "Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold on.
Is that this road right up [Music] here? " "No, I got it! Thank you so much!
" Thanks to Bok, Alex and Tanner now had a roller coaster. Meanwhile, back at the house, Sean and I were about to confront one. .
. "Kill him; there he is! He's taking a nap.
Hey, you scammed us, and you're taking a nap? One? How about one of these?
Wait, Sean, look! Oh my God, this is insane! It's literally the best and most unique roller coaster I've ever seen.
But we weren't the only ones with a brand new roller coaster. What? This is—oh my God!
Thank you, B! We're definitely going to win now! It's officially time to ride our first roller coaster.
Count me down! In 3, 2, 1, go! Oh no, Tanner, you're going to fly off!
You're too heavy! That was insane! I literally went from one side of the house to the other.
But now that we're done with our first roller coaster, it's time for us to go to the store and buy some supplies so we can make our theme park even better. Woo! Let's go!
Well, Alex and Tanner headed to the store while Sean was preparing to take a ride on the Ju roller coaster. So we know this ride looks cool, but is it safe? All right, Sean, guess you're going to find out for us.
Wait, what? I'm scared! In 3, 2, 1.
. . One!
Fed is going to love this! That was so much fun! As cool as this ride is, a theme park doesn't have just one roller coaster.
So for our second ride, we're getting the world's scariest roller coaster and putting it right here. The scarier the ride, the more thrilling it is. While we waited on our second ride to get here, I started setting up some carnival games, and Sean got to work on her food stand.
Now that we're back from the store, it's time to get to work. Wait, why don't we check out their theme park? Yeah, he probably doesn't have a roller coaster yet.
Oh no, he does have a roller coaster! Not only does he have a roller coaster, but he already has food and a lot of other attractions! That's it!
We're going to lose unless we can do something about it and get someone to sabotage them. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm all done with my food station.
You're already done? Yeah, dude! You have ice cream, cotton candy, and a slushie machine!
Yeah, I can't believe all the progress we've made through our theme park. Wait, Sean, where's your friend? I don't know.
Siesta? Oh my God! There's someone here giving out free tacos!
Really? Ooh, tacos! I can't believe this is free!
Can't wait to eat this! This smells good. H!
This isn't real Mexican food! Why does it taste like Taco Bell? Yeah, it is Taco Bell!
Wait, where did that taco guy go? I'm perfect! Let me screw this up.
Yeah, f*ck! What are you doing? Uh.
. . [Music] Nothing.
Oh, oh man! Really? Now we gotta get even!
Okay, now that Bach is on our side, I sent him to sabotage Alex and Tanner's theme park, and since they think he's still working for them, they'll never see it coming. So we're planning on putting a super cool ride right here, and while we're waiting on that to be delivered, we're going to set up some carnival games, 'cause that's everyone's favorite thing about theme parks. So my plan is to put another carnival game right here next to the roller coaster and then I'm going to put one more carnival game over here in this corner.
And since Sean Allan had a food booth, I'm going to put an even better one right here. Hey, get your big back out here and help me grab these supplies, big boy! Okay, I'm coming.
[Music] Far too good; now that I've tasted his smell, I could never sniff anything else ever [Music] again. Hey, did someone take our roller coaster seat? Yeah, we were just about to upgrade it with these new seats, and now we don't have to remove it anymore!
This saves us a lot of time. H! Yeah, BET's going to be here soon, and I need to be quick so I have time to shower everything, but my next attraction is going to be right here.
I'll show you guys when it's done! So for the next attraction, I have my favorite game at the theme park: balloon darts. Back inside, Alex and Tanner were also making fast progress.
So I just got done upgrading the roller coaster seat; it's a lot sturdier now, and the seat belts are better. And I just got finished setting up my carnival booth. Hit the bucket; make it in the bucket; you win a prize!
Dang! And over here in this corner, we have fish in a bowl. Want to win a prize?
Make it in the bowl! Dang it! And my favorite section: the food booth!
We got deep-fried pizza, deep-fried turkey legs, deep-fried Oreos, cookies, and Twinkies. Everything's deep-fried, of course! This section would be your favorite.
Check it out; I just got done setting up one of the most popular games at the theme park: the can smash! If Fed can knock down all the cans, then he wins a different prize! Oh yeah, wait, let's see what Allan's up to.
I just found my dart! Let me show you guys how this game works with my eyes closed. 3, 2.
. . [Music] 1!
Call an ambulance! What did you get here? Call an ambulance!
I can't stand needles; they make me. . .
Oh no! I'm going to be so behind now! I have to work on the rest of this theme park by myself.
Hopefully, Sean will recover fast because Alex and Tanner are about to add two major attractions to their theme park. I'm planning on putting a Jacob's Ladder right here, and Tanner, while I'm setting this up, why don't you go set up another carnival game? I'm thinking of building a basketball game right here.
" With some prizes along the wall, and if you make a shot, you win a prize. Trying to complete my theme park alone was a big problem, but Sean was about to face an even bigger problem. "Oh, help me!
I just need you to flip over, pull your pants down, so remove the dot. Okay, yeah, huh, yeah, here I'm good. I'm healed, I'm good.
You great B! " So, I just got done setting up my Jacob's Ladder game. I even added a foam pit here for some safety points.
"Oh my God, this is sick! Alex, you want to show them how it works? " "Let's do it!
If I can make it to the end, you guys have to subscribe. 3, 2, 1, go! Come on, T, you got this!
Please, please make it! I need the subscribers! Please!
No, no, don't do it, T! You got it! Do it!
" "No, you guys should subscribe anyway. " So, every theme park has a dunk tank, so I ended up adding one as well. If F sits here, I'll make sure he gets wet.
"Oh my God, bro, Sean, what did you get back? " "I escaped 'cause ain't no way I'm missing out on Fed! And Fed, you can hit on me anytime.
" Meanwhile, Tater was just out finishing up one of their carnival games. "My basketball game booth is finally set up! If you make a basketball into the easy hoop, you win one of these prizes.
But if you want to win the grand prize, which is this fish tank, you're going to have to make it into the mini hoop like this. " [Music] "Oh, I think he's dead. " While Tanner mourned the loss of his fish, Sean and I were adding some final touches to our theme park.
"So, we're almost done with our theme park, but we're going to add some decorations, like adding a name to our roller coaster: Tsunami Coaster. And our theme park is going to be called Allen Land. " "Huh?
Allen Land? What about Shaan Land? " "That doesn't sound as cool.
" "Wait, you're right! What we're waiting on is the world's scariest roller coaster to come in. We're going to check out Alex and Tanner's theme park.
" "All right, that was the last sign. It's time to give you guys an official tour. " "Yeah, give us a tour of your crappy theme park!
" "Yeah, okay, over here we have the elevator. It's a roller coaster that takes you from one end of the house to the other, like an elevator. " "This ride doesn't even look fun!
Let me try! " "Sean, you don't need to ride this stupid ride. " "You're right.
Let me get off. " "All right, Sean, you loved it, right? " "No!
" "What? Then why'd you scream? " "I only screamed 'cause I want to get off!
This ride sucks! " "Yeah, this whole theme park sucks! Let me show you how a real theme park looks like.
But we have to be quick because Fed is almost here. " "So we might have gone a little above and beyond, but welcome to Allen Land, where we have games, food, and roller coasters! " "This is a roller coaster?
It's probably not even safe! Let me ride it! " "Wait, Tanner, if it's not safe, then why are you climbing it?
" "He's going to break a roller coaster! There's a weight limit, Tanner! " "Wait!
Tanner, you know you don't have to do this, right? " "No, I do! T is too big for this ride, he's going to break it!
" "Tanner, are you okay? " "Yeah, this is stupid! Why would you build it over the pool?
You can't even get off! " "Oh wait, what do we do now? " "Tanner, take my hand!
Help! It's going to break! Help!
" "And right here, we have all of our carnival games. What game is this? " "The can smash!
" "Oh, I know how this works! Knock over all the cans, you win a prize! " "Kobe, you got any other games?
" "We do, but first let me show you my favorite attraction! " "All right, what the hell is this? You guys trying to bribe Fed to win?
" "No, I actually like Fed! " "If you like him so much, then when he's here, kiss him! " "Bet!
" "And in this section, we have my all-time favorite theme park game: the dunk tank! " "Oh, the way you got this, Tanner! You'll never hit me with your bullfrog back!
" "Bulldog, shut up! Shut up! Shut up, Cody!
" "I got you, Tanner! And you never hit 100 million subscribers! " "Don't let him talk to you like that, Alex!
" "Shh! Shut him off! " [Music] "Whoa, subscribe!
" "To be honest, both of our theme parks were looking pretty great, but we weren't finished just yet! So our secret weapon just got delivered: the wizard! " "Oh, I want to try!
" "Hey, wait, T, hold on! Hold on! It's a 200 lb weight limit!
" "Dang it! And now for the world's scariest ride! This mysterious ride is finally here, but we won't get to ride it or see if it's safe because Fed is here!
" "Oh no, we got to hurry! Ben's here! Ben's here!
Ben's here! " "All right, guys, he's pulling up. You ready to lose?
" "No, 'cause he's checking out our theme park first! " "Yeah! No, he's checking out ours first!
" "Yeah! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! He's coming! He's walking up!
He's walking up! " "Hey, guys, you good? Let me give you a real hug!
I miss you, Fed! You smell good! " "Oh, okay!
Whoa! Are you ready for today? " "Yes, I am!
So we have an indoor theme park and an outdoor theme park. Why don't you try the outdoor theme park first? " "Okay!
Let's go! And remember, Fed, you will be judging our theme parks based on three factors: looks, fun, and safety! So hopefully our new ride is safe!
" "Welcome to our outdoor theme park! We have roller coasters, games, food. .
. " "No way, you have. .
. " Two roller coasters? Okay, wait!
I will ride the one over the pool. Come! Good choice!
Where's the seat, Bel? Guys, are you ready? Fedy, it depends, is it safe?
3, 2, 1. . .
[Music] No, no, no, no! How was it, Fedy? It was awesome!
But how do I get off? Oh, let me give you a hand. Are you sure?
Yeah, I got you. This doesn't feel safe. Yeah, are you all right?
Um, oh look, games! Stop being weird, Sean. Okay, looks like Fedy really enjoyed this roller coaster ride.
Wait, there's still time to sabotage them! He he! Hey, stop!
Stop! It's too late, man. Fedy already rose!
What are we going to do? All right, so for this game, if you knock down all the cans, you win a prize! Sounds fun!
Good luck, Fedy! Got it! Damn, maybe next time.
Look, Penn, you knocked it all over! Looks like you did win! You can pick any prize in here!
Next up, we have the balloon game. Okay, here I go! All right, you in a duel?
This is so cute! W! Fett!
And over here, we have our food stand! We have slushies, ice cream, and cotton candy! And on top of all the games, we have a fire performer!
No way! You come here! Me?
No, him! Wow, this is amazing! He—oh no!
I didn't know they had a performer at their theme park! We need something like that at ours or we're going to lose! Come here!
Come here! What? Oh my God!
Woah, that's way too close! Wait! I know Spider-Man, and I could get him to show up and perform at our theme park!
And Spider-Man's Fy's favorite! Yeah! This is perfect!
Okay, Fedy, this surprise is going to be better than the last one. All right, open your eyes! Turn around!
What do you think? Uh, it's great! Yeah, uh, thank you!
Okay, I will continue. Things weren't going so well for us, but we still had one last chance to impress Fedy. I don't know about this one, guys!
It's too scary! The scarier the ride, the better the thrill! I don't know if I can do it.
You know what? I'll ride with you! Okay!
All right, guys, have fun! I don't see a sign here. Is it safe?
I don't know! We haven't tested it yet! Let me out!
It's too late! The ride's about to start! It's just you and me and my bomb!
What? ! Oh, there are so many!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
I'm getting sick! Okay, stop it! All right, bet!
That was so scary! That means you liked it, right? Hey, hey, hey!
Enough! Enough! It's time for you to check out our indoor theme park!
Let's go! Okay, did you like it? It was too late, but I knew letting Shawn put his balls in Fedy's face wasn't a good idea.
But now it's time for him to try Alex's indoor theme park! Welcome to the better theme park: Alex World! No way!
You have an indoor roller coaster? ! Yep!
And it takes you from one end of the house to the other! An elevator! We get it!
Wait, is this safe? Absolutely! We even have a seat belt on our roller coaster ride, unlike Allan and Sean!
Okay, I'm ready! 3, 2, 1. .
. Yeah! F-Y!
Let's go! How was it? That was so cool and safe!
So you want to try some of our carnival games? Uh, do you have any basketball games? Oh yes!
Let me show you! So right over here is our basketball game! Wow, this is so cool!
Wait, what's the smell? Why is there a pit here? Go!
All right! If you can make a basket, you can pick any prize you want! Okay.
. . [Music] All right, a deal's a deal!
What prize do you want? I want this blue one! Woah, look at that!
How do they look? What else do you have? Oh, I have the perfect booth for you!
Follow me. Wait, where are we going? Welcome to My Boo Booth!
Why does everything look so fat and greasy? 'Cause everything tastes better deep-fried! Okay, what's that?
Oh, that's the Whistler! And it's the next ride I want you to try! But before that, I brought out your favorite superhero to perform at my theme park, just for you!
No way! [Applause] Spider-Man! Who's this?
I just said Spider-Man! But Spider-Man is not fat! Can I just ride this?
Yeah! Oh, seat belts! I love these!
Of course! Not only are our rides safe, but they're also fun! Okay, are you ready?
[Music] Go! Awesome! Looks like F is enjoying himself!
We may have a shot at winning this! Stand up! Come on, stand up!
It's finished! I take for the SS! [Music] Okay, guys, I've seen enough!
I'm ready to pick the winner! And now it was finally time to see who had the best theme park! Alan and Sean, for your outdoor theme park, it was really, really fun!
I really loved your rides, especially the one over the pool! But it was a little unsafe! What?
You didn't even make it hurt! Yeah, I would never let anything happen to you! Come on, man!
As for how nice your theme park was, it was one of my favorite theme parks I’ve ever been to! But you only had drinks and desserts! No, fool!
I thought I was a snake! I knew I should have picked Tanner! What?
Tanner wouldn't have gotten food! All right, Alex and Tanner! For your indoor theme park, I felt really safe!
Every ride had seat belts—good job! Now, your theme park looked really nice! I can't believe you guys built a theme park inside your house!
Amazing! It was my idea! But I still can't get past that smell!
What? And there wasn't a. .
. A lot of full options! What do you mean?
We have deep-fried pizza, deep-fried wings, deep-fried turkey. . .
deep-fried exactly! And for how fun your theme park was, it was safe but also fun as well, right? I'm ready to pick the winner, and the winner is Al!
[Applause] It's okay, guys; maybe you will win next time. Something touched my ass. Something touched mine too, Tunel!
