[Music] I'm CRISTA RONALDO. This is my little brother George BARK BARK This is Mummy Pig BARK and this is Daddy Pig *barking noises intensify* SEWEY! Yo chat.

. . why this game so fun chat?

Wassup Ben? I have a question for you all right. .

. *laughs* Stop laughing all right. .

. *laughs* Are you serious right neow bro? Ugh I just want to be friends, that's all I wanna be.

. . I wanna be friends Yeeess Okay, we friends now?

No *mental breakdown* Ben's a b**** bro Hello Suzy. . .

Hello Speed Hello Zoey Hello everyone! BEN! NO!

Is this you? No Let's talk about music. What music are you into?

I like this. . .

it's very grown up [Music] Let me ask you a question all right? Who's better Ronaldo or Messi? Meeeeeessi *dog noises intensify* NARRATOR: Speed and George are going to play FOOTBALL SEWEY!

CRISTA RONALDO! SEWEY! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH.

. . Ma head.

. . NARRATOR: Here is Speed's best friend.

Hello Speed Hello Suzy [Gangster Music] Hello! Let's play football! Portugal versus Argentina Ronaldo versus Messi We'll start!

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! COMMENTATOR: Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi.

. . COMMENTATOR: Encara Messi, encara Messi.

. . encara Messi, encara Messi, encara Messi, encara Messi, ENCARA MESSI.

. . ENCARA MESSI ENCARA MESSI ENCARA MESSI ENCARA MESSI ENCARA MESSI GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL.

. . GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL.

. . NARRATOR: Argentina has scored a goal.

NOOOOO BRO. . .

The boys are winning! NARRATOR: It is half time. *sighs* Oh!

My dress is a bit muddy WHAT DA HELL! ? OH MA- NARRATOR: Mummy Pig and George have found more things to wash.

SEWEY! Very good George! We put the clothes in here.

. . AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

! ! !

AAAAAAHHHHHH! ! !

! NARRATOR: The washing machine is making the whole room shake! AAAAAAHHHHH!

! ! Ooh Speed Where's your CRISTA RONALDO dress?

I'm washing it What? Oh no. .

. LET'S GOOOOO! Look Mummy.

. . a signed Ronaldo shirt Yes Speed.

. . but look what it's done to everything else NARRATOR: Oh dear!

NARRATOR: Daddy Pig is home from work. Hello everyone! Yo big a** daddy man Uh.

. . Daddy Pig?

We've got a bit of a problem. . .

Tell me later Mummy Pig. . .

I've got to get ready for. . .

FOOTBAAAAAALLL Now where's my football shirt? Here Don't be silly Speed That's one of mummy's dresses No Daddy. .

. It's your football shirt What do you think George? Yuck!

George does not like Messi *doorbell rings* NARRATOR: Here are Daddy Pig's friends MOOOOOOO! ! !

! Is yo big a** Daddy coming out to play? He'll just be a moment I need a RONALDO shirt But Daddy, you have a RONALDO shirt Just take off your jacket (comment down below if you're an OG :D) See.

. . Fantastic!

PORTUGAL STAND UP! STAND UP PORTUGAL! Hello everyone!

Hello big a** daddy Like your shirt! SEWEY! Thank you!

Come on! Let's play Football! [WORL CUUUUP Music] COMMENTATOR: That's astonishing!

Absolutely world class! SUUUUUUUUIIII LET'S GOOOOOO! *whistle blows* COMMENTATOR: Ronaldo.

. . ENCARA MESSI Aaaaahhh!

Ma hand. . .

NARRATOR: Portugal has been given a penalty. COMMENTATOR: Cristiano Ronaldo. .

. Allah akbar. .

. sewey. .

. bismallah- SHUT UP! COMMENTATOR: Cristiano Ronaldo.

. . COMMENTATOR: And it's a moment of world cup history.