okay ready everybody [Music] oh welcome one and all to the season four finale of puppet history today as always we'll be taking an Ever winding look at yet another chapter in the heavy heavy book we call history while our guests ruthlessly compete for the Covenant title of History master I'm your beloved host the professor thank you Ryan bergara are you ready it's been a long journey and regardless of the outcome today I just want to say I've been happy to be your student this season you've been great all season I'm very impressed Sarah Ruben my
moon and stars are you ready I'm so ready Professor thank you so much for having me absolutely then let's crack it foreign I'm not sure what either of you do in your free time outside of the classroom but do either of you have any experience with demons I've had some experience with demons I've kind of pushed them into a cardboard box that I then pushed to the recesses of my mind Palace but I could open that box if you want me to oh here we go no no no no no no I've had zero experience
with demons because they're not real and they don't exist so that's that's mostly why I've had no experience with them but you know I'm sure if they did exist I would definitely see them and interact with them so you're saying you chill with them that's the vibe I'm getting here if they've got magical powers I want to hang out you know Ryan are you with us Ryan okay all right okay well ready or sample sized bottle of holy water Ryan because we're talking about the possessions of ludome in May of 1632 things were looking Grim
in the French Frontier Town of ludon the plague was back and it was pierced by September the Black Death had killed as much as 25 of the population where did the plague go it went away it kind of came in waves I think oh okay you know people would build up immunity it would die out and then it would probably evolve a bit or mutate and then come back and kill a bunch more people and then they put them in those catacombs right sure is that what this is about no oh one group of women
in ludon however was spared the devastation of the plague the cloistered Catholic nuns at the Ursuline Convent in September of 1632 the Ursuline Convent was made up of 17 relatively young women from bougie families and the local nobility one was even related to Cardinal Richelieu advisor and minister to King Louis XII himself these women spent most of their austere lives attempting to have mystical experiences with the Holy Spirit though there was still time for some Hobbies sister Jean deions the clever strong-willed nun in charge of the convent especially enjoyed chatting with visitors through the gate
and listening to town gossip such as rumors that a striking young Jesuit preacher reportedly knocked up a daughter of one of the town's most important families that's right just because life was miserable in ludon didn't mean there wasn't drama that's when you need it most when you know people's flesh is rotting yeah you need a little bit of something to talk about other than the Rotting Flesh it seems like maybe one of the best pastimes you could possibly have back then is just a priest being up to no good well no just listening to for
gossip oh it's one of the greatest Gifts of being a person I think here in Gossip gossip hearing other people's gossip talking about other people love it big fans a lot of people say it's not good I don't care what they say personally I don't like gossip well you wouldn't let me tell you I think you're out of the loop on a lot of it let me do this Jesus Christ professor as the plague wound down in ludong inside the convent walls the Ursuline nuns found themselves confronting a problem of their own our first question
hey what was going on hey the bank was foreclosing on the convent B the nuns started getting strange visitors or see there it's writing time it's time to participate Brian what do you got I go B for bump in the night I think I think something visited them sure uh Sarah what do you got I got B for baby there's some strangers in this convent oh a little mustard on that yeah you know well jelly beans for both of you yes during the night of September 22nd 1632 sister Martha de San Monique a junior nun
woke up to find The Apparition of a recently deceased priest asking her to pray for him the next morning Martha went to the priorist Jean deang now if you know nuns like I do and I know a lot you'd expect the head sister to remain calm and collected you know maybe look for other explanations and express gentle skepticism about the young woman's claims of seeing a ghost instead Jean de Ange told Martha that she had also seen the same Apparition that night spooky creepy that's two two accounts two accounts that is substantial when it comes
to hunting ghosts or ghost evidence by the way just a little quick roll call here do you believe in ghosts um no do you believe in ghosts absolutely not um okay the next night a black orb was seen crossing the refectory shoving some nuns to the ground damn so just sort of a big ball you know I feel for these women but also it's pretty funny to imagine like a black dodge ball just walking up nuns you know that very satisfying noise when like a rubber dodgeball hit somebody a week later a skeleton was spotted
wandering the Halls absolutely not but people claim to have seen a skeleton wandering the Halls yeah okay see these people are making a mockery of the science here for the rest of September the nuns heard voices and felt unexplained sensation like being punched or slapped or an urge to laugh involuntarily by October 1st things had only gotten worse did they see David as pumpkins coming out of elevator all the spooky guys are here Mommy he had Dracula came up the elevator this is the origin story of Monster Mash this is starting to sound like why
no one ever invite Dracula huh what the Dracula have to do to get it in it's Dracula Italian he said me Andre Aguila around 10 pm Jean dionge was surrounded by at least seven other nuns all praying for relief from these specters suddenly Jean felt an invisible hand clothes around her own when she opened her fingers inside her fist were three Hawthorne Thorns that's when things started getting bad as Protestant Pastor Nicholas uban wrote The Women quote struck their chests and backs with their heads as if they had their necks broken and with inconceivable rapidity
wait what the [ __ ] Okay so we've got some Goose [ __ ] hard for me to demonstrate but sort of like sort of like that these ghosts turned these nuns into Pez dispensers [ __ ] [ __ ] slapping themselves in the chest it's amazing they twisted their arms at the joints of the shoulder the elbow or the wrist two or three times around lying on their stomachs they joined the palms of their hands to the soles of their feet their faces became so frightful one could not dare to look at them their
tongues issued suddenly from their mouths horribly swollen black hard and covered with pimples and yet while in this state they spoke distinctly freaky incredible flexibility really nice to be Soleil level would be very useful in a game of Twister okay I played twister uh recently actually how'd it go not well in fact I was quite out of breath is that there's no purpose to the story other than the fact that I was just remembering how [ __ ] hard it was to play Twister I can't touch my toes doctors examined the girls but couldn't find
anything physically wrong and so there was only one explanation left come on folks sing it with me they were possessed time for some exorcisms oh [ __ ] that's the good stuff yeah oh my foot fell asleep my foot just got possessed priests were called in from all over the region to rid the nuns of their tormentors on the 5th of October three exorcisms were performed on priorist regime according to the ecclesiastical record quote after much violence vexation howling gnashing of teeth of which two back ones were broken he finally left said priorists and great
peace and she declared that she was cured of a strong suffering of spirit and great beating of the heart and thought she was perfectly cured she remained in that Repose all night sleeping peacefully more so than she had done since the first Apparition it's all good then yeah all good okay well I guess religion's real yeah also apparently it's easy to get like a gaggle of priests to come to an exorcism did they just they're just sitting around [ __ ] waiting they're like please somebody get a possessed we're so bored by the next morning
however the priorist was unable to take communion and repeatedly denied God turns out she wasn't cured after all this was gonna be a long haul and so more priests were brought in as the days went by and news got out about a group of possessed nuns more priests and lay people arrived ostensibly to help the poor girls in some way but more likely to just witness the spectacle this was becoming in short order the exorcisms turned into public exhibitions at least once a day the nuns would be led from their Convent through the streets to
a scaffold outside of a church or Chapel where Spectators would already be waiting with baited breath tourists came from as far away as England and Scotland with crowds numbering up to 2500 all hoping to see he's a messed up [ __ ] they would not be disappointed Jesus Jesus Christ I'm buying tickets to that I don't know about you guys front row seeds yeah I'm in the Splash Zone I've got my poncho on I'm ready to see that split pea soup get vomited all over my ass these nuns were probably loving the attention oh yeah
because when you're a nun like you don't get to talk to anyone except nuns and gods so they're probably like oh this is sort of our uh you know uh rum Springer yeah that's true and you got a whole audience that's gonna lose their mind like you could do a handstand and the whole crowd's gonna be like holy [ __ ] dude the Demon's making her do a [ __ ] handstand you know that's how people sounded back then and uh they like hold out a little autographed book and the nun would lick it with
her black tongue the women were the chairs and sends a repeatable show with predictable Beats at first the women would thrash about all demon-like eventually the holy men would start to gain ground until by the end the demons would confess they were no match for Jesus holy [ __ ] that's crazy this is a performance art Ryan this does sound pretty similar to Blue Man Group I was about to say My boys possessed by rhythm [Laughter] during these shows the women would shout the names of the demons that were tormenting them Gene dionge alone claimed
to have seven demons residing in her body listing the names of every demon mentioned over the course of the possessions leaves us with a real who's who of Hell there was as modius zabulon and I zacharon asteroth grazel and amount made an appearance coal of impurity and concupiscence wouldn't miss it why Leviathan Behemoth Bahari Asus and kelsus came too what was the first one again uh asmodius why no I just that's what I thought you said oh well you got them in your cell phone or something no no okay said on Nephilim sham Oriel and
our costs go in on the fun and of course Alex showed up and so did fornication and a dog's dick what that was in the research what just dog dog's dick and this one is a free right what demons are possessing you get creative with those names the best demons wins a jelly bean oh my God oh my God now this is like physical demons not I mean if you want to get dark about it you can actually talk about your problems in life or you can just think of some funny names think folks think
Ryan looks like he's communing with demons as he writes that's true I am I'm running out of room on my board so I'm just gonna have five demons that are inside me that's plenty okay uh Ryan what do you got I got a little roll call here of all the fellas that are inside me hey fellas all right boys it's your time to shine we got uh Zulu fun guy Ragnarok no relation to the film mortini heartthazar okay really musically talented LeBron James once again no relation to the real LeBron James just an actual demon
named LeBron James and then what a burger I actually went to Austin recently and was one of the worst things that ever entered my body and now it remains inside you I can't get rid of it unfortunately okay and Sarah what do you got um I got toxoplasmosisius which is toxoplasmosis is you get it from your cat and it makes you love your cat a lot and then I also have Michael stulberg down here just because I'm possessed with my love for Michael stolbarg sure and also I've drawn a little cat with a heart just
like extra just like I know you love cats professors oh yeah I'm sure they come around to them well those are both wonderful little demon lists um Ryan I'm gonna give you five points okay Sarah I'm gonna give you six points because you gave us a little picture and you know how much I love it when people do that wow you guys really got the hang of this see it's easy to be possessed what yeah oh I see yes that was the exercise the exercise that's funny okay moving along wow the exorcisms were becoming quite
the spectacle not everyone in town was convinced there were actual demons possessing these girls some of the Hallmarks of possession were noticeably missing like speaking in foreign tongues Clairvoyant predictions and Feats of Supernatural strength like levitation apart from devil parlor tricks what the people really wanted was the name of the sorcerer who had stuffed a clown car's worth of demons into these poor nuns on October 11th the crowds finally got their name when the demon astoroth speaking from inside Jean said the person responsible was a local priest named Urban Grande who was her Bon Grande
a a priest who campaigned against King Louis xiii's desire to tear down the city walls b a priest who had greatly offended cardinal years ago or see the handsome priest who had knocked up the daughter of that prominent family years ago think hard think hard do well you guys can never disappoint me okay Ryan what do you got uh see he's a naughty priest naughty priest IDK I don't know believe in yourself get rid of that IDK get rid of it right now go on you know you're right I should too hard on you you
know what I'm erasing the question mark to C naughty just because you usually get stuff wrong doesn't mean you're a dumb guy okay I don't know if I need the last part Sheriff what do you got see hot priest and then I put eyes looking to the side like we got ourselves a couple Sea Dogs out there oh man all right take it oh Sarah's already on it here we go let's all bark together best bit on the show yeah all right well let's find out via the magic of theater see you guys in a
bit [Applause] um the power of Christ compels you French girl I am no French girl I am asteroth one of the seven demons splitting the two-bedroom apartment that is this priorist asteroth let loose your Unholy tongue tell us the name of the sorcerer who demonized these dams cause none over then gasp the priest who campaigned against King Louis xii's efforts to centralize power yes I can't believe it the priest who got into Cardinal leash loose skin back before he was the Cardinal Richelieu you know it the same Airborne Grande who knocked up Felipe trincon the
lovely daughter of our public prosecutor and a member of one of the most important families around that's him I think about him like all the time and have you ever like seen this dude nope anyway where was I oh yeah Etc [Applause] [ __ ] oh my God oh my God she's so scary points to neither of you yeah wait what there was no all of the above was there no but sometimes you play little tricks sometimes when to be nasty it's fun to be a little nasty I find it's a lot more fun to
be kind I don't think that's true some devilish trickery of my own for that question but herban Grande was all of the above and therefore in the position to have a lot of very powerful enemies as the sketch mentioned the nuns had never actually met Grande merely heard about his exploits via Whispers through the convent's gate if Grande thought his lack of contact with the nuns would save him from these serious accusations he was sorely mistaken as the nuns soon produced receipts [ __ ] [ __ ] they got the receipts damn what evidence did
the nuns have that grandier was the man responsible for their possessions a several nuns had strange markings resembling Grande's initials B they produced a copy of the contract signed between Grande and the devil or C the nuns were able to accurately describe Grande's lower back tattoo Ryan what do you got I put B it's a devilish deed a devilish deed and Sarah I too put devilish deed and I drew a little devil but I didn't know what it was going to look like at first so that's why it looks what a happy little guy jelly
beans for both of you hooray yes the answers be they produced papers straight from the fiery pits of Hell in May of 1634 more than a year and a half after one nun had a spooky dream the girls were still being publicly exercised perhaps looking to juice up the show that he'd already been participating in for several seasons the demon Leviathan by way of Gene de Ange produced a copy of The Pact signed by Grande as well as Satan and other demons Leviathan was only able to show everyone a copy because the original signed with
her Bond's own blood was apparently and this is not a joke filed away in hell I was gonna say thank God you know the devil keeps good copies he's got duplicate he's probably got a solid state hard drive somewhere I feel like nowadays that filing cabinet is much better kept not that I've seen it or anything but probably he's definitely got some sort of like shared dock situation yeah a Google Drive which you know is a devilish devilish program oh it makes sense I'll tell you what things weren't looking good for Irvine Grande but it
hadn't always been this way when he arrived in ludon in 1617 at age 27 he was a Jesuit rock star witty charismatic and Izzy on the eyes to boot Grande was the total package for a Catholic Church looking to sway some Protestants back over to their particular brand of smells and bells smell the bells that's funny soon however Grande started making missteps in 1618 he snubbed a young Bishop by insisting on being ahead of him in a local religious ceremony that young Bishop was the future Cardinal Richelieu a guy known for holding grudges Grande also
became known for humiliating those who opposed him even occasionally breaking into fist fights then in 1629 as we've discussed he knocked up the daughter of a proud local family he also found himself on the wrong side of a political debate regarding the walls of the city so by the time the nuns started dropping his name I'll tell you what the church had been looking for ways to get rid of the growing liability that was grandier the baby I'm sure all the other priests were up to some nonsense too they was better at hiding it yeah
they were probably just jealous of how hot he was it sounds like oh we gotta kill this hot guy he's so high they all just want to kiss this hot guy they don't want to kiss me let's kill him foreign well we really explored that reality to determine Grande's guilt he was given a sham trial Witnesses testifying against the priest were lauded and false evidenced was encouraged anyone who took the stand on grandier's behalf was treated with hostility and sometimes their testimony wasn't even written down perhaps the most uncomfortable part of the trial for Grande
at least was after one of Jean's demons claimed Grande had the mark of the devil in two places next to his Amos and inside his testicles inside of the testicle inside of the testicles so they opened the testicles I don't know what demon do down there but it sounds like demon be all up in them nuts does it mean betwixt I don't know if the demon shrinks down and swings on them like church bells or what why is it always like bother you is by the testicles it's never like on your elbow I like the
demons just dipping up in person like I call his [ __ ] sweaty anus David I wanted the sweaty anus these claims needed to be uh tested and it just so happened that the girl Grande Knocked Up had a relative who was a surgeon grandier was stripped and shaved and the doctor took a long needle and jabbed him in the noted areas Grande reportedly screamed so loud that people on the street could hear this was enough to confirm the markings apparently because the needle went in the testes and he screamed he got them demons in
him that's true you want a Surefire way to make the old bergmeister scream put a needle on my scrotum yeah and you'll hear me [ __ ] singing like a canary Pro tip despite overwhelming odds Grande still had a chance at surviving these accusations when Jean de Ange recanted her testimony saying she accused the priest under false pretenses she even tried to hang herself out of guilt and was only saved by other nuns to others who had falsely accused Grande also admitted that they had lied but to the judges this was simply another one of
Grande's satanic tricks wait so they were they possessed when they were saying he was lying well it seems like they like tried to come clean and we're like okay we heard him scream we heard you stuck pins in his balls look it was getting a little out of hand we apologize well that's nice of them to be like you know what once needles go into the sack I think we've gone over yeah I think we taught him a lesson also we completely ignored how awful would be to get a spike in the [ __ ]
it wouldn't be bad yeah at 5am on August 18 1634 the judges declared Urban Grande guilty of quote sorcery evil spells and The Possession visited upon some Earthly nuns of this town of ludon in an attempt to get the disgraced priest to confess and turn over any accomplices Grande was carried off to be tortured his legs were crushed to a pope but still Grande did not confess [ __ ] Christ yeah you know those like metal boots where you heat it up till it's red hot it's got a bunch of spikes inside and you just
clamp it down ugh oh my God God damn dude ladies and gentlemen France I love of all the ways you could crush legs to a pulp they were like let's make a boot that's on fire and full of needles like just use hammers y'all are freaky I mean you got croissants which is good but the rest of it I don't know big fan of croissants okay good bread that same day before a crowd of more than six thousand Grande was placed on a pyre the priest tasked with giving him last rights refused to give Grande
the kiss of peace and set the pyra Blaze himself Grande is said to have died nobly never confessing to anything instead only professing his love of God damn committed I'd be like yo [ __ ] God yeah that's crazy if my love of God got me to the point where my legs were crushed and I had a uh holy ball sack I think maybe we should try Satan yeah oh with Grande dead what happened with the possessions a the spirit of Grande himself started possessing the ladies of ludon B they stopped that very day or
see they got worse this is a really hard one actually all right what y'all got you gotta put a part two let's keep this possession going okay Sarah what do you got I'm gonna say B all better all better points to neither of you oh damn yeah it did get worse though yes it did as is almost always the case of public execution did not make matters better in fact some believe things only got worse with the demons jumping from the women to other people a priest one of the judges at Grande's trial and the
surgeon who jabbed the guy's nuts with a needle all died shortly after Grande raving mad and filled with demons another priest father tranquil died later possessed by Leviathan and dogs Dick four months after Grande was toasted before the town father jean-josephon arrived to try his hand at reading Gene de Ange of the demons and boy did he have a funny plan he pleaded with the demons to possess him instead a wish that apparently was granted in October 1637 the final demons cleared out of Jean de Beyond miraculously leaving behind four names scrawled on her hand
Joseph Mary Jesus and a recently deceased French Saint who frankly seems to have gotten pretty lucky to be the fourth wheel on that roster they get announced as they come on stage by Don Pardo Joseph Mary Jesus and musical guest recently thanks what did the guy we don't know what the priest did to get all the demons come and get me that's basically what he said he said come on in I'm Tasty yeah he wanted superpowers that's what he wanted oh I got a real nasty cozy little soul come on in maybe he was a
little freako you know please ask me Daddy holy [ __ ] dude well those demons didn't want their tour to France to end and so they were happy to answer the call of the priest welcoming them into his soul father Surah for 20 years Soren chock full of demons lived in a state of mental collapse barely able to walk or talk confident he was now damned eventually Sauron did recover and had a long career as an author and Mystic near Bordeaux oh and our final puppet Poppin of the season has arrived I think that big
old Soiree is just getting started so they should be in quite a state jelly Telly which party animal is our guest of honor today you thought this was my birthday party oh this was your birthday party that's so funny hey there propel propeller everybody oh it looks like we got a pretty bad connection here hey who's at the door what we're all here okay I think this jelly Telly's finally kicked the dust so well okay look I'm just gonna ask the question here now emptied of demons what happened with Jean de Ange hey she shut
herself in the convent and devoted the remainder of her life to silent prayer B she went on a month-long publicity tour or see she left the church and may have had a stint as Cardinal richelieu's mistress steamy these are so hard no you got it follow your heart look deep inside yourself and write what you feel just let me think in peace okay Ryan what do you got B Tour de France okay that's what happened I don't know and Sarah um I also said B because she seems like she loves the fame she does this
one likes the thing someone likes the fame what well let's find out through one last trip to the wonderful world of theater bye [Music] oh God the power of Christ compels you uh okay that worked I feel better now thanks father Sauron you you're better after three years I did it oh praise God though also since I have taken on so many demons myself I fear the next few decades will be rather hard on me yeah cool um hey can you get out of here I've got some hair and makeup people coming by you've got
what yeah I set up a little tour to France to show everyone the wagonu names that appeared on my hand hey which reminds me I gotta pack a pen in case the ink smudges how could it smudge it's not made to think it's made of divine power right it's not made of ink okay thanks again Suriname makes sense I gotta say for as hard as these questions have been we've been nailing it so far I'm really impressed with us that's true they're hard questions they're hard you guys have been nailing it unbelievable oh jelly beans
all around oh thank you perhaps addicted to the spotlight showed off her magical hand to anyone who wanted to see which was everyone thousands came just to get a glimpse of the hand that had housed so many demons Cardinal Richelieu and even King Louis XII himself got a gander the most notable visitor to see the hand however may have been won Mr Balthazar de monconis a visitor in Liu dong in 1645 who lightly brushed the writing with his fingertip thereby removing part of the M of Maria now since this isn't one of those lazy shows
that leaves things unsolved at the end what exactly happened here grandier clearly had enemies and it seemed some people used the acts of these women to cancel him once and for all but what about those hats what was going on with these women while there was no shortage of suspicions the possessions weren't real it's important to remember who these nuns were the daughters of important and Powerful families one couldn't just say they were making things up for instance Mark Duncan a nearby doctor had to flee from arrest after claiming the possessions were just the nuns
imaginations exacerbated by solitary lives and fasting oh [ __ ] he got ratioed in real life yeah he did yeah watch what you say Mark I like that he was like hey uh maybe these nuns should eat and they were like absolutely no shut up get out of town [Laughter] perhaps it could all be boiled down to uh you know trauma sucks if plagues and daily societal [ __ ] were enough to make a town of people Dougie to death a century earlier it's not much of a stretch to assume similar factors could manifest as
perceived demonic possession we'll never know for sure but what we can say with certainty is yikes amen sounds like it's none your business no [Laughter] I gotta sneak this bad boy in there well apologies uh if we didn't really deliver a moral lesson here let this be a lesson to all of you out there this is what happens [ __ ] When You Dance with the Devil that's right can't be doing it can't be doing it unreliable guy as good of a dancer as he is don't put on the shoes even if they fit in
a real shiny that's true especially if they're shining oh yeah well that concludes our history lesson I'm going to go tally the scores to see who receives the coveted Cup and the title of History master in the meantime please enjoy the song from one of the Myriad demons bouncing around in those funny non-souls as modios I love music me too I'm so hungry right now though could use a jelly bean oh Jesus Christ [Music] [Music] ever shine can you imagine it screaming us [Music] holy if the name is unfamiliar nice to meet you let me
fill your heart with all the wretched errors of the world as was I promise there won't be much pain yes my clothes stretching through your veins come true [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] so lovely in your skin [Music] okay [Music] Whispers did not talk before I shred your limbs apart come on make room for a little bit of Hell in your house [Music] [Applause] that was incredible honestly it was so good oh wow what a captivating performance now you guys are never gonna believe this professor professor yeah I know the algorithm doesn't really tend to work
in my favor well I mean hey you never know this could be your week wait did I did I win no Sarah won but we'll get to that oh thank you so much this is you know I send this one out to my haters to my lovers to everybody well you know be that as it may maybe I could just get one last Jelly Bean because you know it's the season finale oh I feel like we have something here well we've covered this but look I only have one left in my little Satchel in full
disclosure I am weak and susceptible and very vulnerable to you know any old climactic turn of event so uh any tournament you know what I understand yeah I get it well that's yeah yeah you know what screw it you know what after being such an exemplary student all season long what the heck I think you deserve it I'll push some fresh hot jellies through my little blue sphincter soon enough you could you come don't get it really you will you come on get it okay I don't want to impose but I mean if you're gonna
take this last one good on you before I appreciate this that is so sweet really is the last one is let's just close that that's all yours oh man you know what you're all right yeah you're all right yeah here we go okay [Music] um so weak you okay buddy yeah I'm fine okay where were we um uh yes according to our complex video oh look at that the jelly Telly got fixter or something uh hello propeller are you there oh God that's a genie oh God you got I am so sorry let me apologize
I'm just gonna deal with this real quick look hey ho I'm in the middle of something okay you can't just Waltz in here and interrupt the show with all your dumbass lore I'll beat it yeah lost get over your goofy purple ass just because you're a sloppy Genie who doesn't have the foresight to consider the ramifications of granting a little adorable goofball like me the ability to time travel doesn't mean I'm gonna take pity on you and unwish my wish you can't make me do it there's no way in hell hey what's asmodia still doing
here that's a demon huh get away oh the professor here virus and my stupid wishes about time traveling and meeting will be Goldberg the latter of which the genie never really got around to or anything anyway and furthermore I wish my ass could be Zapped into the Cretaceous Period where I can no longer meddle in the Affairs of mankind give me time Puppet Time Etc all right cool is that good your wish is my command Professor Genie oh oh huh what what happened X squeeze I've done it hey all right nice now that's the devil
I can't believe that worked Ryan thanks for doing your part you wanted this little trophy in exchange right there you go I think he buys those [ __ ] things in bulk I don't know who gives a [ __ ] he's dead wait the professor's gonna be all right though right you mean you said he was going to be okay uh I mean he was unharmed up until he got sucked into dinosaur times beyond that not really my jurisdiction bro Pro tip though maybe don't trust the [ __ ] devil anyway I'll call you if
the genie ever needs a hand again but I think he said he was planning a trip to Cabo after he cleaned up this whole mess man that was a good song now if you like dancing looks like you've uh got your little trophy wow yeah I guess I did and what did it cost everything [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] foreign
