SML Movie: Six Seven

[bell] Oh man, guys, I hate school. It starts so early. >> I know, dude.

It's so boring. >> Cody, what time did you wake up this morning? >> Oh, around 6 or 7.

[screaming] >> Hey, Joseph, what time did you go to bed last night? >> Oh, I can't remember. I think it was around 6 or 7.

>> It's an EARLY ASS [ __ ] SO, THIS MORNING I MADE A macaroni and cheese cup, the microwavable ones, and I put it in the microwave for around six or seven [laughter] minutes. >> THAT'S NOT WHAT THE INSTRUCTIONS SAY AT ALL. [laughter] >> What are you guys talking about?

>> You've never heard of the number 67? [laughter] >> I mean, I have, but I don't get it. >> Uh, of course you wouldn't get it.

You're a girl. >> What's What's the height of your dream man? >> Oh.

Oh my god. LIKE 6' 7. [screaming] LAUGHING.

>> THAT'S A TOUGH [ __ ] >> I DON'T GET IT, GUYS. >> OH, MAN. OH, it's so funny.

Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys. Do you think the teacher's going to notice what we did on the test yesterday? >> Oh, if he points it out, I'm going to finish right here.

Oh, dude. Me, too. I need some napkins.

I know. I'm going to do >> Oh my god, it's going to be so funny. Hey, Cody.

Hey, Cody. How many days are in a week? [laughter] >> Seven?

>> What? >> What if you were unsure? >> OH, SIX OR SEVEN.

[screaming] You guys ARE SEVEN. >> WELL, REALLY, IT is seven, though. There's no DOUBT ABOUT IT.

>> HOLY CRAP. I AM [ __ ] PISSED. YOU ALL TOOK A TEST YESTERDAY AND YOU ALL GOT THE SAME TWO QUESTIONS WRONG.

>> GUYS, here it comes. Which ones? Teach >> the questions that everyone got wrong are six and seven.

[screaming] Six, SEVEN. >> I know it's GOING TO HAPPEN. [ __ ] [ __ ] [screaming] [laughter] >> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP, CRASH.

I DON'T KNOW WHY EVERYONE LAUGH WHEN I SAY QUESTION SIX AND SEVEN. >> YOU [ __ ] WAY AGAIN. [screaming] It's even funnier the second time.

[laughter] [screaming] [laughter] >> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP, CL. I SAID NO RAPPING. IF ONE MORE PERSON [screaming] LAUGHS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE EXPELLED.

SO, SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO ANSWER BASIC MATH QUESTIONS, WE'RE GOING TO START ALL THE WAY OVER FROM THE BEGINNING and we're going to learn how to count to 10. So, count with me. Cross one.

No [ __ ] way, guys. It's Captain D. Oh, this is easy as hell.

I almost feel bad about what we're about to do to him. 6 7 [screaming] SHUT THE [ __ ] UP, CRASH. I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THE CREAM.

ALL OF YOU ALL AT ONCE DECIDE TO CREAM IN MY EAR. THERE'S SO MUCH GODDAMN CREAM. A BUKAKEI OF CREAM.

CREAM CREAM. CREAM CREAM. YOU KNOW WHAT?

SINCE YOU LIKE CREAMING SO MUCH, THEN I'M GOING TO GO GET THE SCHOOL RESOURCE OFFICER AND YOU CAN CREAM IN HIS EAR. [laughter] [screaming] >> OH, [ __ ] That's funny. Okay, guys.

Maybe we should calm down. He's getting the cops. >> Yeah, I got a warrant for my arrest, dude.

Uh yeah, we should take a break for like 6 or 7 minutes. [laughter] >> I don't get it. >> You don't get 67?

>> Well, they told me centimeters my wiener is. You're too stupid. You don't get it.

Hey, Junior. Come here, peep. What's up?

What the [ __ ] so funny with all the 67 [ __ ] >> Well, no one really knows why it's funny, but if anyone says 67 or 6 or 7, you're supposed to laugh. >> OH, [screaming] I GET IT NOW. [laughter] YEAH, I GET IT NOW, [ __ ] >> ALL RIGHT, CLASS.

I GOT THE RESOURCE OFFICER. >> SO, WHAT'S GOING ON? >> THEY KEEP SCREAMING IN MY EAR OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

ALL OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME. THEY JUST WON'T STOP SCREAMING IN MY EAR. >> BUT the they're they're creaming.

>> Yeah. CREAMING LIKE WITH THEIR MOUTH. THEY'RE LIKE AH [screaming] RIGHT IN MY EAR.

THEY WON'T STOP. >> OH, SCREAMING. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

CREAM. >> YEAH. OKAY, CLASS.

No more screaming in your teacher's ear. He's trying to teach you stuff. >> YEAH, I KEEP TELLING them over and over and OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

THEY KEEP SCREAMING. YEAH, HE'S ALREADY TOLD YOU TO STOP like six or seven times. >> Dad, no.

[laughter] [screaming] >> What the [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] GOING ON? >> SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. Every time they keep creaming.

Every time I say these two numbers, they cream really, really round. >> Oh, really? >> Okay.

Okay, Clint, settle down. Settle down. I'm going to tell you guys a story.

Okay. So, my grandfather was 66 years old. >> No.

No. That's >> And he died at 68. [clears throat] >> And he and my grandma's favorite position was 69.

>> Well, yeah. That that is that's just a pretty funny number anyway. >> Cuz I walked in on them doing it when I was six or seven.

>> Oh, yeah. Okay. I think I get it.

I'm quite the comedian, aren't I? No, they literally laugh like that when anybody says those two numbers. No, >> I don't know.

I think they laugh more when I say it. I think there's just something about my accent that's funny. I am from Brooklyn, you know.

I always thought I would have a career in comedy. >> But no, I think it's that number that anybody says it, they laugh. >> No, I think it's just me.

You know what? I'm going to go try to make my boss laugh. Maybe he'll give me a raise.

>> BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN STOP ME FROM CRYING. ALL RIGHT, CLASS. Lunch is in six or SEVEN MINUTES.

GOD DAMN IT. >> SIR, SIR, SIR, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. OFFICER GU, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

WE GOT AN ACTIVE SHOOTING GOING ON RIGHT NOW. YEAH. YEAH.

I'll be there in a minute. But first, I got to tell you a story. Okay.

Just make it quick. So, so my grandfather was 66, right? But he died at 68.

I'm very sorry to hear that, guy. No, no, no, no, no, no. Let me finish.

Okay. So, he and my grandmother used to 69. Okay.

I don't know why you're telling me that. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, well, I walked in on him doing it when I was six or seven. That That must have been very traumatic. No, no, no.

I don't think you get it. See, I was six or seven. I I don't know if this is just your way of dealing with trauma, but I I don't really know why you're telling me.

I mean, was it hot? Well, I'd say it was like a six or seven on the hotness scale. That's That's higher than I would have guessed.

No, I don't think you're supposed to laugh cuz I said I said six, seven. I don't KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT WE REALLY NEED YOU AT THAT SHOOTING RIGHT NOW. SIX OR SEVEN PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY DIED.

>> [laughter] >> SIX OR SEVEN PEOPLE. That's not funny, guy. People are dead.

No, no, you're right. You're right. It It's not funny.

No, especially not because every victim was between the ages of six or seven. [snorts] Guy, I'm going to put you on administrative leave for a while. We're going to have Simmons handle this.

I'll call you back in about six or seven days. [laughter] Thank you, sir. That's a good idea.

67 in this [ __ ] Hey, Jeffy. How was school? All right.

Branding about six or seven. [laughter] >> Did you learn anything new today, Jeffy? >> I learned about balance six or seven.

Dang, [laughter] >> Mvin. Is Jeffy feeling okay? >> I I don't [laughter] I I don't know.

Jeffy, why do you keep laughing at 67? >> I don't get it. >> I I don't get it, Jeffy.

What's so funny about 67? [laughter] >> 67. >> Jeffy, can you tell us what 67 means?

[laughter] [laughter] >> Well, there's someone at the door. So, Jeffy, you just whenever you decide to tell us what 67 [screaming] [laughter] 67. >> HELLO.

>> HEY, MARVIN. >> GOODMAN. What are you doing here?

>> Well, it's the beginning of November and you haven't paid your house payment. >> I don't have it. >> Yeah, you haven't paid your house payment in like 6 OR 7 MINUTES.

[laughter] >> THE [ __ ] IS THAT? >> That's just my son Jeffy. He He laughs every time he hears the number 67.

[laughter] >> Well, I think those numbers are funny, too, because your credit score is between a six or a seven. [screaming] Hey, look at me. And if you don't pay your house payment in the next 6 or 7 minutes, Marvin, look at me.

In the next 6 or 7 minutes, I'M GOING TO SHOVE SIX OR SEVEN TENNIS BALLS DOWN YOUR URETHRA. Do you know how big a tennis ball is? Pretty big.

>> Mhm. And it's a lot bigger than your [ __ ] urethra. SO, I'M GOING TO BE OUTSIDE AND IF YOU DON'T PAY ME YOUR HOUSE PAYMENT IN THE NEXT 6 OR 7 MINUTES, SHUT THE [ __ ] UP UP THERE.

THEN I'M GOING TO shove six or seven tennis balls down your urethra. >> I got it. >> [snorts] [laughter] >> Jeffy, shut up.

>> Who's at the door, Marvin? >> It was Goodman. He says I haven't paid my house payment in six or seven months.

[laughter] >> How much do you owe, Marvin? >> Probably like $6 or $7,000. >> So, yeah, like a lot of money.

>> Oh, no. What are we going to do? >> Well, how much money do you have in your wallet?

>> Like $6 or $7. >> Oh god, I don't even want to think about it right now. You know, speaking of thinking, Mvin, I've been really insecure lately.

What would you rate me on a scale of 1 to 10? >> Well, baby, to me, you're a 10, but to other men you're probably a six or seven. [screaming] >> Well, baby, baby, what what would you what would you rate me?

>> You're probably like a four or five. >> What? >> But to me, you're a six or seven.

[screaming] [laughter] >> [laughter] [screaming] >> Hey there everybody. My name's Brooklyn Guy. Thanks for coming out tonight.

Wow, we got a big crowd here tonight. I think we got like SIX OR SEVEN PEOPLE. [laughter] >> WAIT, WHAT are you doing here?

>> Marvin, I figured out what I'm good at. I'm a child comedian. >> What?

>> Yeah. Well, I'm not myself a child, but I am a comedian for children. See, I told a joke today, a kid school, and it killed.

And then I told the same joke to my boss, and he didn't laugh, and he put me on administrative leave. So, I figured I can only make kids laugh. Watch.

Hey, what's the deal with phone calls? Huh? Whenever I call somebody, it rings like six or seven times.

[laughter] >> See, I don't think you're funny. I >> Oh, okay. [ __ ] you, buddy.

We got a heckler over here. Hey. Hey, Tubster.

Hey, Tubby. How many burgers you eat today? SIX OR SEVEN?

>> YEAH. WAIT, what about your big hog of a wife? Huh?

How many pieces of bacon can I carve off THAT [ __ ] SIX OR SEVEN? [laughter] >> WAIT, WAIT, NO. I don't think you're funny.

I I think it's the number you're saying that's making people laugh. >> No, no, no. It It's It's me, Marvin.

It's my accent. It's the funny faces I make. Hey, watch me do Robert Dairo.

I have nipples. Greg, can you milk me six or seven times? [screaming and laughter] I >> I No, I don't.

Well, that was a bad Robert Dairo. >> Okay, [ __ ] you. >> I I think you need better material.

I I think you're just saying that number that's making him laugh. >> Okay, well, let me show you my best joke. Okay, so uh uh my my my grandfather, right, he was 66 and he died at 68.

A >> no, no, hold on. It gets better. And he and my grandma used to 69.

>> Oh, do you? Wait, how do you know they did that? >> I'll tell you how I know.

Cuz I walked in on him doing it when I was six or seven. [screaming and groaning] [laughter] >> That's kind of weird. >> But you saw him do it.

>> I didn't I didn't really see it. It didn't happen. >> So, you lied?

>> No, it's just it's for the joke, you know? I just I say that >> you just need better jokes. >> Okay.

Okay, fine. Here's a new one. Why was SIX AFRAID OF SEVEN?

[laughter] YEAH, CUZ 7 8 9 and why and why was 10 afraid? Cuz it was in the middle of 9/11. >> Wa.

>> Don't joke about that. >> What? >> That's That's not funny.

>> Yeah, it's too soon. >> Too soon? It was like 24 years ago.

What? What do you mean? >> You're supposed to never forget.

>> I didn't forget. That's why I'm telling jokes about it so we can remember that it was funny. Well, not not that it was funny.

Just I I mean, this is how we remember by telling jokes, right? Cuz it's 67. There we go.

We're back. >> No, see, he literally is only laughing at those two numbers. If you can say any joke and end it with six seven [laughter] and he's going TO LAUGH.

>> 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67 67. [laughter] >> NO, MARVIN, I'm just the [ __ ] 67 [laughter] [groaning] JEFFY. WHY IS IT FUNNY?

[screaming] A >> DO you even know why it's funny? >> No.