Oh, is this a good gift to get out of the friend zone? No, no, no, no, no! The girl's fine because, anyway, I don't get anything; you don't get anything.
Yeah, like no love, no sex, but you're not something serious. Yeah, I'm not sure. I just want to, you know, I've spent like a few months being her friend—friend, you know?
Yeah, well, I just wanted to, you know, buy something pretty. Yeah, just trillion chips. I'm not a pigeon, you know?
Pigeon—in French, we call pigeons guys who pay money for women. She's not going to be my wife anyway; she caused me too much pain in the ass. So I just want to buy this thing, you know?
25 euros for just a quick, uh, you know, it's enough for me. Tell me your number: five one.
