-And now the game where singles mingle. It's "Let's Find Love! " [ Applause ] -Hello, hello and welcome to "Let's Find Love!
" I'm your host, Garth Vader. [ Laughter ] I don't know why that always gets a laugh. It's just my name.
But today, one lucky man will get his pick between three beautiful ladies in his search for love. Let's meet our Prince Charming, Daniel Schlesser. -Hi.
I'm Daniel, I'm 35 years old and I've been told I'm cute, but I don't know. -Oh, you know. Now, before we meet our lovely ladies, we would just like to say we have addressed the age discrimination problem here at the show.
So we have officially raised the age cap of our contestants from 38 to as old as we can find. -Wait, what? -Let's bring out our ladies.
♪♪ -Hi, I'm Giselle, I'm 36. I'm a swim instructor, and I'm looking to cannonball right into your heart. ♪♪ -Hi, I'm Tricia, I'm 35.
I work in accounting, but the only number I'm interested in is infinity with you. ♪♪ -What's going down? I'm Mingham Kresser.
I'm 84 years old and I'm looking for someone to keep me cracking and smacking till my time here on Earth is up. -Fantastic. Alright, let's get started with our first -- -Looking for someone to keep me going.
Get my bones right. Keep my bones right, make sure I'm taking my meds right. Getting my meals right.
Getting my proteins right. Getting my cheese right. Getting my pills right.
Make sure I'm getting my salmons right. Get my juice right. Getting my stuff right.
-Oh, my God. -Let's start the game! ♪♪ -Oh.
-Alright. -Oh! Uh-oh.
Oh, oh! Um. .
. -Okay. Looks like everybody's just getting settled.
Okay. Alright, there she goes. She's gonna -- Oh, she's gonna back it in.
Oh, great. -Back it up. -Alright.
I think she sees it. Wonderful. -I'm here.
-Okay, well, these are some beautiful ladies, Dan. Let's start off with your first question. -Okay.
Contestant number one, we're bound to get under each other's skin, but what is your biggest pet peeve? -Ooh. My biggest pet peeve is when people are being mean to others.
-Oh, that's so sweet. I love nice girls. -No, you don't.
-Oh. No, no, we're all going to wait our turns. -Okay.
Contestant number two. -Um, when people chew gum with their mouth wide open? -Oh, totally.
I absolutely hate that. -I'm not allowed to have gum anymore. That's what they said.
That's what they said. -Can that count as her answer? -Uh, no.
-Okay. Contestant number three. -Biggest pet peeve is when there's no cake at a wedding.
Doesn't make any sense! Makes me want to hurl myself over a bridge. No cake at a wedding.
There should always be hot, moist cake at a wedding. Or why should I go? !
Why should I go? -Am I supposed to answer? -I don't think so.
-Okay. Next question. Contestant number one, if we were to leave together, where do you see our future in a year from now?
-Ooh, hopefully somewhere tropical together. [ Laughs ] Laughing under the stars. -A sense of humor -- That's so important.
I love that. -I got a joke. My sister's a bitch.
-Okay, let's move on. Contestant number two. -Um, I'd like us to be in the suburbs with one child and a couple little ones on the way.
-Well, medically impossible, but a really nice idea. And, contestant number three. -I know exactly where I'll be in one year from now.
Front row, opening night of "Toy Story 5. " The toys are back, and they're wiser than they were before. Woody and the gang have to battle an iPad, and Pixar's got a lot of pressure.
They got to get the story right, get the Buzz right. They got to get Andy right. Get the toys right.
Or else why should I go? ! Why should I go?
-Alright. Looks like it's that time to pick your one true love, Daniel. -Ooh!
Finally, time to pick. Let's go! Woop, woop!
-Oh, no. I'm sorry, ma'am. Nope.
-Let me see my options. -You don't pick. -Whoa!
Smokin'. -Well, that's very flattering, but I think I'm gonna have to go with someone else. -Not you, pretty boy.
Him. -Me? -Oh, yeah.
-Oh, snap. I never get picked. -Yeah.
Because that's not how the game works. -Yeah. Bye-bye-bye, boo.
I'm in charge. Come on, Mingham. -Hop on the back.
-Let's get our bodies right. Let's go get our salmons right. Let's go get our juice right.
Let's go get everything right. Let's get our meals right.