Hi, I'm Jimmy. I'm the host of the show. It's very kind.
Thanks for for watching at home. Thank you for joining us here in Hollywood. And I'm going to tell you something.
You're here on a very special night. A night of celebration, not only here all around the world, 55 years ago today on January 27th, 1971, Don Julio and the Pillsbury Doughboy welcomed a child together, a baby. They named him GMO.
And tonight we wish him a happy birthday. >> Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you. THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. >> Thank you, Jimmy. >> That means happy birthday.
A little fact about GMO speaks no Spanish at all. >> Yeah. I do.
>> Did you know you share a birthday with Mosart? >> No, I didn't know. >> You did not.
You share a birthday with Wolf Gang Amodus Mosart and Edward Smith. Do you know who that is? >> No.
>> Okay. He was the captain of the Titanic. Oh wow.
Oh no. >> He went down with the ship. Would you go down with the ship?
>> Uh maybe. Maybe. Yeah.
>> I asked Cameron to bring us some pictures from his life to celebrate and he did. Here he is as a little boy uh in Mexico before he met Tequila. How old like were you born in 1937?
How old is that picture? >> Oh, >> let's look at that picture again. I mean this is really Yeah.
There you >> That's an old picture, right? >> Yeah. I think I was seven or eight.
>> No. >> No. No.
>> That's seven or eight. >> Yeah, I think so. Yeah.
>> You've seen children before, right? >> Yeah. I know.
Well, maybe five. I don't know, Jimmy. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm going to go with four or five.
Yeah. All right. >> This is one from little league.
And u Now, what's going on here? You playing or coaching third base? What's happening?
>> No, I was I was playing I was playing, Jimmy, back in the day. Those were the uniforms. >> Yes.
Sears GMO as a woman, >> you know. >> Oh my god. >> Minus the facial hair.
You're a beautiful lady, G. You really are. This one is from Christmas.
Um, now I thought you were Jewish. I'm surprised by this. I know.
>> How old are you when that little mustache came in? >> Uh, 14. >> 14.
This is from either your high school yearbook or the Emmys last year. I'm not sure. >> This is uh this was what GMO wears on casual Fridays.
Now, as of this week, he is a full-fledged salsa magnate. GMO SALSA >> at Costco in the Northeast and soon nationwide. Happy birthday, GMO.
You know what? Tonight, feel free to barely pay attention for the whole rest of the show. Okay.
>> All right. You got it. All right.
>> Winter storm Fern continues to wreak havoc on much of the United States. Hundreds of thousands of Americans are without power right now. Yesterday, more than 10,000 flights were cancelled or delayed.
American Airlines said this has been the most disruptive storm in their 100redyear history. And Spirit Airlines announced that for a limited time, they will provide free blankets to passengers who are seated on the wings of their plane. In Boston, they got almost 2 feet of snow, which resulted in this hostile standoff between Man and Plow.
car stop. Go around me, man. Car stop.
>> You speak English. The car is stuck. Stress beeping for what you beeping for?
The car stopped, The car stops. TELLING YOU THE CAUSE. Get the out of here.
Get out of here. >> I'm on his side. I really am.
I I'd like to introduce that guy to my aunt Chippy. She hasn't been on a date in a while. Right.
This is good, too. This We believe this is from Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love. It is similar to the last video, but this time from the point of view of the men who are plowing the snow.
If your car look like this, just go ahead to back in the house. Just go in the house. Ain't no need for you to be outside today.
If I can't drive, you can't drive. Happy snow day, mother. It's, you know, it's just what they say.
If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life. Happy snow day, motherers. Millions of students got to stay home from school today.
They got a snow day. Some of getting a lot of snow days, which is great when you're a kid and not great when you have a kid. So, we thought, well, it might be fun to create some entertainment for the parents.
Now, I'm going to do is pretend to be a local news anchor. And what I would um want you to do at home is show this video to your children when they wake up in the morning. Uh this will be good.
All right, bring in my news desk here. I have to get set up. All right, here we go.
While the snow isn't a problem for everyone, thousands of local children have been rooting for it, hoping for another day at home. But district officials are confirming now that students who do get snow days will be required to go to double school to make up for it. Double school goes from 5:00 a.
m. until 8:00 p. m.
every day, including weekends, and well into the summer, which has now been cancelled. There will be no summer this year on account of the snow. And in cafeteria news, the winter storm has interrupted all shipments of pizza.
So get ready for raw potato. Every kid gets a raw potato on a fork. I'm Fred Newsman, Channel 7 News.
So, we'll post that on social media and have fun with it. The White House right now is scrambling to clean up the mess they made in Minneapolis. Trump met last night in the Oval Office with Secretary of Homeland Security Christy Gnome and her top aid Cory Luwendowski.
met for 2 hours, although Trump was asleep for about 90 minutes of it, but two hours. Gnome and Luendowski are widely rumored to be romantically entangled. Anonymous White House officials say their relationship is the worst kept secret in DC other than any secret Pete Haggath tries to keep.
Chrissy Gnome, a woman who has never met a crime scene she couldn't match her lipstick to, is on the hot seat right now. Many are calling for her resignation, but Trump today said he will not ask her to step down, which means she's done, right? I mean, she's like a puppy in a gravel pit when you say something like that.
Border Patrol Commander at large Greg Bo, this clown is being sent to the bench for sure. After pulling out all the Gestapos in Minneapolis, he has been banished back to El Centro, which is a small town at the border of California where he's expected to retire. The Department of Homeland Security also suspended his access to his own social media accounts.
Do you know how bad things have to be for Donald Trump to take your social media away? Trump was in the friendly confines of Fox News today trying to pretend that he's not pulling back in Minnesota. And for Bo, this wasn't a demotion.
>> I don't think it's a pullback. It's a little bit of a change. Everybody in this room that has a business, you know, you make little changes.
You know, Bavino is very good, but he's a pretty out there kind of a guy. And in some cases, that's good. Maybe it wasn't good here.
But you have to understand when I watch some of the people that I've been watching over the last few weeks, these are paid insurrectionists. These are paid agitators. These people aren't normal like OG that, you know, they're incensed about anything.
I believe he believes it. He can't imagine anyone ever doing anything without getting paid for it. It's paid.
These are not paid agitators. These are concerned America. If they're paid agitators, BY THE WAY, PROVE IT.
YOU KEEP SAYING THEY'RE PAID AGITATORS. Prove it. You know who is a paid agitator?
You are a paid You LITERALLY You literally sold a cryptocoin that says fight, fight, fight on it. You're a paid agitator surrounded by a bunch of greasy little paid agitator tots. Okay.
Meanwhile, the first lady is not in a be best mood right now. According to the writer Michael Wolf, Melania is bigly upset that the murders in Minneapolis are overshadowing the release of the $75 million bribe, I mean documentary that's that Amazon made for her. Alex Prey was killed on Saturday, the same day they had the VIP screening of the movie at the White House.
So now, while she's promoting her film, she has to answer questions about it. What is your message for America about unifying both sides? >> We need to unify.
I'm calling for unity. >> Oh, good. Melania is calling for unity.
Either that or she's ordering tea. It's hard to tell. You need tea.
Who need tea? And all right, back to the movie. >> What did the president say to you after the screening after he saw it for the first time?
Was that the first time you saw it Saturday night? It was the first time that he saw a whole film and he loved it. Uh he said a mustwatch.
>> Well, for him it is a must. Not not for us, but for him, yes. My guess is he saw the first eight minutes and fell asleep in his popcorn bucket.
>> And then what about Baron? Because I know Baron's in the film a lot. What did he say?
What was his reaction? >> He is uh in the film and he liked it too. >> Okay.
He liked it, too. Her son and her husband liked it. All the people in the movie are giving it rave reviews.
That's enough for me. It is not, however, getting a positive response for some of the people who worked on the film. According to Rolling Stone, twothirds of the New York crew asked to have their names removed from the credits.
Two is a lot of thirds. Two is maybe almost possibly even more than half. But here's a guy who I am sure will be lined up for Melania this weekend.
Greg Kelly from Newsmax. This is a a disturbed person. A man is killed in the street standing up for what he believes, trying to help a woman.
And Greg Kelly dumps all over the guy and then actually blames Tim Walls for his death. He is telling people like this poor soul to go out there with this camera and confront these guys. That is inherently violent.
It is dangerous. And I think it's a criminal act. And can I tell you something?
Look at that. Take that full. In a weird way, that phone I think could be mistaken for a gun.
I want to show you something else. Put that picture down just real quick. Right.
Put it away if you don't mind. And take me full. I want to show you something.
Does that look like a gun? I think it does a little bit. It's a phone.
>> Oh my god. Is that a phone? I I thought it was an AR-15.
I'm shocked. Guys, Greg's been huffing toner cartridge again. I told you keep that cabinet locked.
Here I am. Oh my god, there's a guy over there. Stop.
Doesn't that look like a gun? Seriously, it's just my silly phone. I can't change the screen saver.
I didn't choose that one. It just popped up. I think it's like Black Lives Matter or something.
I do not support, but I can't get rid of it. See you tomorrow. I knew he supported Black Lives Matter.
I've known it all along and now everyone knows it. Greg, do yourself a favor. Take your phone, hold it up like this, and call your psychiatrist with it because it's crazy.
If it seems like things are getting scarier by the day, it's because they are. Today, the United States officially withdrew from the Paris Climate Agreement. We're the only country that pulled out.
They're saying that in the near future we might not be able to have the Winter Olympics in more than half the cities that are bidding to host them because there won't be any snow there. And the doomsday clock, you know this doomsday clock, every year they tell us how close humanity is to destroying the world. The bulletin of the atomic scientists announced today that we are closer to the end times than ever before.
It is the determination of the bulletin's science and security board that humanity has not made sufficient progress on the existential risks that endanger us all. We thus move the clock forward. It is a hard truth, but this is our reality.
It is now 85 seconds to midnight. This is the closest the world has ever been to midnight. Could Could somebody please get these people some Zoloft?
Because 5 minutes with that group, I'd want the world to end. I would be I would welcome it. I mean, my god, if we only have 85 seconds until midnight, let's have some fun.
Bring in Ryan Serest to count it down. Bring in the desk. Actually, I I have one more idea for the kids.
The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists today announced that the Doomsday Clock, a symbolic clock designed to warn the public about man-made threats to human existence, is now at 85 seconds to midnight, meaning that snow or otherwise, there is no longer any point to sending children to school. The future is black and we're all going to die. Sports is next.
We'll be back with Jacobi, so stick around.
