These might look like normal classes, but they're actually banned from schools. Today, we're surviving a full day of classes using banned school products that could be such an unfair advantage it's considered cheating. We're [music] going through every class.
Math, science, PE, but at the end of the day, we have to pass a final exam. And if we get caught using a banned [music] school product, we fail. >> Get the HELL OUT OF HERE.
NOW, >> STARTING WITH OUR first class, math. Welcome to math class. Today is test day.
It's going to be Allan and Alex versus everybody else. First question, 6 + 9. All right, we're testing five band school products to help us pass math.
Starting with these pens. There's a secret compartment here somewhere where you can store [music] answers to help you cheat. This is crazy.
15. Now, check your pen, Alan. No way.
Got it. Okay, that's time. Tanner, what was your answer?
>> 69. [laughter] >> And these pens are nothing compared to the other band school products we'll be using today. So, for the next band school product, we have this book.
>> Why would a book be banned? >> Shut up. There's a secret compartment where you can store a cheating device.
>> Question two. 65,134* 0. >> It's zero.
[music] Now I know why this book is banned. What was the answer to question two? >> ZERO.
>> 34. >> WRONG. GUYS, the answer's right there.
Look. >> To help me solve this next question, [music] I have this invisible earpiece in my ear. And this looks like a button, but it's actually the world's smallest camera.
And outside our classroom, Sean can literally see and hear everything. >> The next question is, what is the smallest prime number? >> Sean.
[music] Can you see what's on my paper right now? >> Yeah. >> Help me solve this.
What is the smallest prime number? >> The answer is two. >> Okay, give me YOUR ANSWER.
>> TWO. >> Who said one? Tyler.
>> Well, there's only one of me and I'm in my prime. So, >> THE CORRECT ANSWER WAS TWO. >> THIS NEXT BAND product can solve any math problem in the world just by looking at it.
>> Next question. 3x + 7 = 19. Wo.
It's literally solving the problem for me [music] and I can see everyone's IQ. Time's up. Pencil is down.
X= what? 0 7 X = 4. >> BUT BEFORE we head to the next class, we're testing one last band item in math.
This giant backpack. Oh, this thing is heavy. How many sides does a hectagon have?
>> Seven. >> I can see why this is banned now. You can literally smuggle in a genius to help you take your test.
>> All right, that's the bell. That's your next class. >> Wait, DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME.
>> DON'T WORRY, Bubble gets you in your next class. We're going to get physical. >> Now, we're heading into PE and [clears throat] we're testing every band product in real sports to see which ones actually deserve to be banned.
>> We're going to start with Dodge Hall. It's you two against all seven OF THEM. GO.
>> GOOD LUCK IN SURVIVING. >> We're about to test some of the craziest fan sports products. [music] And the first product we're testing are these sticky gloves that allows you to catch literally anything without even trying.
Wait, how is this possible? Dude, our strategy should just be to catch the dodgeballs. Let's see how well these work.
Welcome to dodgeball, ladies. When I blow the whistle, it's on. [screaming] >> Yeah, that's right.
OH, WHAT HAND? YOU'RE OUT. [screaming] OH, [ __ ] >> You're out.
>> You're out, Alex. Alex, you're out. >> ALEX, WHAT WAS THAT?
HE HIT MY HEAD. That's illegal. >> IT'S ONE VERSUS FIVE.
YOU GOT THIS, ALEX. >> YOU'RE OUT. TER'S OUT.
>> COME ON, ALEX. [screaming] WATCH OUT. >> You're back in.
Come on, sir. >> Oh, god. Oh, [screaming] you're out.
Alex, you're out. >> You're out. >> It's just you VERSUS NOW.
YOU GOT THIS, ALAN. BE CAREFUL. HE'S GETTING THE BALL.
COME ON, ALAN. >> YOU CAN do this. [screaming] >> I see why they're mad.
[screaming] >> All right, those gloves made dodgeball way too easy. But let's see if the next van school product for the track race holds up, which is this airond conditioned propeller jacket that cools you down and it makes you run faster. And since me and Allan are both the exact same shape, I won't be wearing an AC jacket to show you guys the advantage it gives you in a race.
>> Are you guys ready? 3 2 1 go. >> Oh, Alex, where are you going?
Alex, whoa, whoa, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WAIT. As you can see, me and Alex are in last place, but I'm going [music] to turn it on now.
to see the difference it makes. Here we go. >> Wait, no way.
I can ACTUALLY FEEL IT BLOWING me forward. >> It's actually working. It doesn't even feel like I'm running.
I'm not even tired anymore. This is insane. >> Dude, how are YOU GOING SO FAST?
I don't even feel anything. It doesn't even feel like I'm running. Tell you what, I'd be in first place if I had the AC jacket on.
Huh? Okay, just one more person to pass. ALL >> YOU FIRST LANE.
>> I DEFINITELY KNOW WHY THIS PRODUCT IS banned now. >> Wait, where's Alex? >> Yeah, where's Alex?
>> 5 minutes later. Look, if I had this on, I would have finished first place. We've been testing all kinds of band school products, but this next one is easily the most dangerous one yet.
The next man school product is actually over inflated basketballs. So, the rest of the class is playing a game of basketball RIGHT NOW. [screaming] And we're going to show you guys why this is banned.
>> YOU CAN'T GET PAST THIS KEY. >> You can't get past this. [screaming] Go.
[screaming] YO, >> THAT'S WHY THIS IS BANNED. >> I got two inflated balls on me. >> Damn.
Make that four. >> All right, after that, it's time to go outside and test our next band school product. These two bats might look identical, but this one is banned from all school sports.
The inside is filled up with all corks, which theoretically would allow you to hit the ball twice as far. First up, I'm going to hit the ball with a regular bat and see how far IT GOES. READY GUYS?
>> Hit the bow. >> You ladies. All right.
[laughter] >> Now it's time to test the course bat. Let's see how much further I can hit with it. >> Three, two, one.
HIT THE BOW. [screaming] NEXT best school product are sunglasses because when [music] you wear them, teachers can't tell if you're asleep or not. Sean, are you asleep, dude?
Sean. Uh, oh, I think he's just tired from the run. This next band school product supposedly makes you twice [music] as strong.
>> Next up are these band arm wrestling straps. Allan is gonna be wearing them while arm wrestling Sean's crush. Hey, hey, hey, Mandu, get up here.
>> First, I'm going to arm wrestle him without these to show you the difference it makes. >> On my whistle. Three, TWO.
>> NOW, I'll actually stand a chance with these. These wrist straps lock your hand and wrist together, making them way harder to bend for your opponent. Oh, okay.
Somebody is in trouble >> now with the band arm wrestling strap. In three, two, [screaming] ONE. [music] [screaming] >> HEY, they made a huge difference, though.
The next band school product I have is the invisibility shield. And I'm going to use it to sneak inside the girl's locker room. Look, there's cat.
Let me see if she needs help showering. >> Cat, do you need me to help scrub your back? >> CAT HERE.
>> You feel right in the bubble strap. >> [screaming] >> CHRISTMAS CAME RULED THIS year and you better KNOW IT BOY. [screaming] >> YEAH.
And now we're testing bad school products that actually explode in [music] science class. So the next band school product I have is this ruler from the future. In order to move on to your next class, you'll have to successfully [music] complete three science experiments.
Starting with ELEPHANT TOOTHPASTE. >> I DIDN'T BRUSH my teeth this morning. >> Wait, what?
>> You'll need to cut exactly 11. 6 6 mm of this substance and combine it with this solution. If you're off by even 1/10enth of a millimeter, the chemical [music] reaction could become dangerous.
>> Good luck. I mean, what? Wait, >> with a regular ruler, it's nearly impossible to get an exact measurement.
But this futuristic ruler lines it up perfectly. >> This is exactly 11. 6 mm.
So, I would just cut here. >> Let's find out what happens. >> Oh my gosh.
YO >> WO >> THAT class is exactly what it's supposed to look like. How's everyone else doing? >> Okay, Tanner, let's look at WHAT YOU DID.
>> EVERYBODY RUN. >> If you thought that was dangerous, this next man school product is even crazier. [screaming] >> Next experiment, battle rockets.
Highest launch gets an A. The next man school product is this giant bottle. And we're going to find out why it's banned.
Inside this bottle is butane gas. When you flip it over, it's going to launch itself. >> Sounds pretty dangerous.
I don't know if I want to do this. >> Well, if you're not going to do it, WHO WILL? >> I WILL.
>> Talk yourself out, Zach. [laughter] >> Okay. [music] 3 2 1 I can DEFINITELY SEE WHY THIS IS BANNED FROM SCHOOL.
DUDE, IF SEAN SAT ON THAT, HE WOULD HAVE GONE TO A MOON. >> Before the next class, we have one more band school product to test. In order to move on to the next class, you'll have to create a chemical strong enough to destroy this thing.
To help with this, I have our next band school product, Coke and Mentos. These mentos are discontinued because if you mix them with Coke, it creates a bomblike explosion. Wait, you discontinued Mentos?
We got to get out of here. [screaming] [screaming] >> After all that chaos, the teachers are now distracted at lunch. So, we're sneaking into their teachers lounge to test a product that can literally change your grades.
All right, I'm inside the teachers lounge now and I'm going to show you guys the next [music] banned school product. Red ink. Students are literally banned from using red ink because they can turn any grade into an [music] A.
Let me show you guys. A plus. Of course, Sean got the D.
>> Yeah, >> but I'm going to show you guys how to turn this D minus into an A+. A plus. This feels illegal.
>> Hey, could could you make it back to that D? >> Yeah. >> Is that a teacher?
drive. >> Wait, is that Bubba? >> Yeah, come in.
>> For the final exam, we're testing the best band school products in history. Welcome to your next class, world history. [music] This next band product is a pen with invisible ink I can use that will write things down on your skin and it'll appear invisible.
>> Let's start with an easy one. In what year did humans first land on the moon? You see, you can't see a single thing on his skin, right?
But watch what happens when you put a black light to it. >> It's gone. >> The correct answer is 1969.
>> Wait, but why else would a black light be banned [music] in school? Cuz it reveals a lot more than just invisible ink. >> That's right.
>> What? >> For the next band product, we have this AI smart scanner. You can literally scan any question and it'll tell you the answer.
[music] Next question. What's the world's largest country? Okay, let's find out if this thing actually works.
Oh my gosh. Can it actually read your handwriting? >> World's largest country.
>> Russia. Wow. This 100% has to be banned in schools.
>> Did anyone get that answer? >> Anyone? >> Russia.
Correct. >> What? I thought it was Antarctica.
>> Huh? >> Next up is our sneakiest product yet. This just looks like an ordinary watch, right?
But [music] what teachers don't know is that it has a secret compartment. Next question. What is the most populated country in the world?
[music] >> Yo, so the answer is India. This is where you can store your hidden answers. All right, Zach.
>> IT'S THE INDIAN POWER. [laughter] >> The answer is India. [screaming] >> INDIA.
Bonus question. Who was president of the United States of America when I was born? >> Wait, question.
First of all, how old are you? >> I'm [music] 67. 67 67 67 67 67 [screaming] WE'RE NOT DOING THIS BRAINWASH HERE.
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. NOW, [screaming] >> WE'VE MADE IT THROUGH EVERY class using ban school products, but it all comes down to the final exam. >> I catch anybody using band school products, I will rip your diplomas to pieces.
You have 30 minutes. All right, guys. of all my answers hidden inside this fake thumb.
Alex, >> watch out. >> What do you have in your hands? >> Nothing.
>> Show me your hands. >> Nothing. >> Yeah, I I have nothing.
>> Eyes back on your exams. >> Guys, that was way too close because if even one of us gets caught cheating, all of us will. You ready?
Go for it. [ __ ] I'm going to look in the code. Let me know if the teacher is looking.
Perfect. All right. If your room is the right match, >> 25 minutes left.
>> What was that? >> What was what? >> Don't let me get you cheating.
All right, here we go. >> 20 minutes left. >> So, [music] where's the answer?
Over here. All right, Sean. Come on.
What's the next answer, guys? Is it just me or is it high? >> All right, guys.
Watch my back. I want answers on the steel. So, the next time he takes a seat, we'll all see the answers.
Hurry. He's going to see you. >> All right, guys.
Get ready. He's going to take a sip. Everyone look, >> guys.
He [music] can't see. His glasses are off. Now's the perfect time to use your band products.
I have the answers hidden in this eraser. There's no way the teacher would ever suspect this. All right.
[music] Okay. Go. Wait.
All I can see. Guys, watch out. He's putting his glasses back on.
All right. My turn. Watch out.
Oh [ __ ] Gotcha. Oh, why would you do that? >> Sorry.
I thought I Sorry, son. 5 minutes left. Get moving.
>> All right, so I definitely have the best band [music] school product. I have answers hidden in my shoe. Watch out.
>> Who's that? Nothing. I swear to God something's going on in here.
>> That was way too close. The teacher's getting more and more suspicious. >> 70 seconds left.
69 68 67 67 67 67 6 >> 66 Get the hell out of you. Heat. Heat.
Heat.