your parents caught Ross smoking pot in college and he blamed it on me Ross I can't believe you do that the reason we haven't told them we're together is because they hate me okay so will you fix this okay okay I'll tell them it wasn't Chandler who got high okay now who should I say it was you it's not like it's a big deal you you don't still do it or anything all right all right now now who should I say tricked me into doing this let's go oh yeah about telling Mom and Dad I
was thinking about maybe writing a letter you know what that's it you've had your chance what Mom Dad raw smoked pot in college what you are such a tattletail mom dad you remember that that time you walked in my room and smelled my marijuana yes well I told you it was Chandler who was smoking the pot but it was me I'm sorry it was you and Dad you know that mailman that you got fired didn't steal your Playboys rosted there Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing Monica dead Ross hasn't worked at the museum for
a year Monica and Chandler are living together Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got divorced again that's a lot of information to get in 30 seconds all right Monica why you felt you had to hide the fact that you're in an important relationship is beyond me and we kind of figured about the porch swing Ras drugs divorced again what happened son I I uh I got tricked into all those things Chandler you've been Ross's best friend all these years stuck by him during the drug problems and now you've taken on Monica's well well I don't
know what to say you're a wonderful human being thank you no thank you Monica and Ross I don't know what I'm going to do about the two of you I'll talk to them [Music]
