listen up there's been an issue with the motorcade the Serbian president is delayed in Washington and we can't start locking down intersections until he takes off apparently he's on an important call with the Albanian president is that buard nishani or is it still bum or toi oh Ames let me check it just says no one likes you there's a 3-hour delay minimum Captain hold and I will have to leave for a meeting at One Police Plaza you should all stay prepped and ready [Music] dismissed guys guys guys guys 3-hour delay with no halt or Terry
do you have any idea what this means makeovers no Charles the Jimmy jab game the first Jimmy Jabs were held in 2008 when the king of Iraq president Iran Armen Jimmy jab armad jab came to New York and we were on call for nine glorious hours in case there were protests on that day a young genius named Jake Peralta used the last piece of his Bagel to create the first Jimmy jab event The monstermouth Bagel toss and the rest was history as soon as HT and Terry leave we will commence with Jimmy Jabs 7 circus
of fools Jimmy Jabs Jimmy Jabs Jimmy Jabs Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy ceremonial Bagel flask Flame give me let the games begin welcome to the Jimmy Jabs we play for Pride we play for the phone numbers of Rosa's friends but most importantly we play to watch Amy lose nope this is my year this my year too please don't align yourself with me why not neither of you have ever come close to winning you're exactly the same just a couple of santiagos but the real prize is the Winchester 3000 the only chair in the precinct with minimal
staining good lumbar support and no broken rolly Wheels over to you Gina thank you Jake okay guys as usual the loser of each event is eliminated from the games the winner gets a bonus in the final round our first event is the mouth ofon in front of you is month old Chinese food from the fridge go ahead and eat as much as you can stomach on your mark get set [Music] Walberg I can't do this in my mouth she's the love of my life Charles is eliminated off I think this ball of soup is off
I'm out I can to do this I want to win so bad oh great here quick let me take a picture a that's so cute you've got a little bit of mold on the tip of your nose I tried I tried but he is unbeatable you guys know this is free right on your mark get set Ruffalo go I'm doing it Charles I look cool w on your mark get Seth Rogan contestants must make it past the Barcade hurdles then use a bean bag gun to get a snack you will eat the snack in its
entirity come on close close close close next head down to the first floor where you will locate a pamphlet about B buling then print out a picture of me using a laptop from 1982 whoever grabs their print out first is the winner surprise [Music] twin what are you doing Santiago go burning my no broken rolly wheel I did it I took my time I wasn't a crazy idiot and I won I finally won oh yeah yes [Music]