What a wonderful dream. I'm a changed man. You!
You there, boy! What day is it? What, are you drunk?
It's Christmas day. No, I'm not drunk. Wait, are you the prime minister?
Hey, everyone! The prime minister is hammered on Christmas Day. No, I'm not drunk.
I was visited by three ghosts. Sounds drunk to me. Never mind.
Boy. Do you know the grocery store on the corner? Is the prize turkey still in the window?
Of course it is. Who could afford it? You can!
Go and buy the turkey and I'll hold the GST. So? That's like seven bucks.
Right. Well, you can buy a whole Christmas feast. For who?
For your entire family, dear boy. I'm an orphan! I'm so sorry for your loss.
No, my parents are still alive. They just don't like me. Okay?
Well, my generosity knows no bounds, my dear boy. Here. More government handouts!
Hey, everyone! The prime minister is throwing trash at an orphan. It's not trash.
It's a $250 government rebate. It's postdated to March. Something to look forward to.
I have astigmatism. Hey, everyone! The prime minister is picking on a blind orphan.
No, I'm not! What am I going to do with 250 bucks in March? Maybe you could spend it on a little lady you have a crush on.
I'm gay! And there's nothing wrong with that. Why would there be?
There isn't. Exactly. I've always been a big supporter of the LGB-- Of you guys.
Hey, everyone! The prime minister is picking on a blind, gay orphan. No, I'm not!
I'm trying to give the blind, gay orphan money. Don't film this. Please.
Look, I simply want everyone to have a tax-free bird at Christmas. How about these birds, you homophobe? They're tax-free.
There you go, bud. You know what? Now I know why your parents left you.
Humbug! Are you filming that? Oh, yeah.
That's gonna go viral, isn't it? Oh, yeah.
