I have children I have two children and night-night is simply not part of the putting to bed routine all right I'm nowhere near night-night when I put my children to bed this is an unrealistic interpretation of bedtime with children I don't build to anger anymore I used to build now I start with five minutes don't you mess with me tonight five minutes I'll be back here in five minutes on the dot then you're going to bed that's just getting them intimate they just carries on go to sleep go to close y'all you have to remind
them how it works close your eyes and go to sleep know how exhausted I am and your mother is [Applause] sex in weeks because of it you know that sometimes she says 2:00 in the afternoon or maybe tonight Michael you'll get lucky when the kids are asleep never [Applause] night [Applause] night-night is part of it it's just worth it already asleep you never love your children more than when they're unconscious but still breathing it's a laughing look at my little man night-night darling daddy's little soldier Oh does he loves you darling look what we did
we made night-night this is how you raise children it's basically yeah if you have children you'll notice if you have been a child I'm sure you could remember its threats threats of death is the only way you can get children to do things but if you don't put your coat on you'll get pneumonia and die hold daddy's hand if you don't hold my hand a car will hit you and you will die brush your teeth don't rush a detail rotten for now - won't be able to eat and you work to hide go to bed
go to bed I will personally kill you [Applause] you
