new to the tomo community then let me present most of us you can find in the atomos subreddit or an automotive but wherever you look you'll see us complaining about undateable side characters rule number one of the atomo community we want to date them all we are never satisfied with dating all the five to six characters of a game not even all the hundred of all the games combined we want them all all means all every side character who looks vaguely dateable or who is just too slow to run away he shall be ours for
every single release we have double the amount of complaints about undateable side characters the last straw is always to ask the developers to make a fan disc where we can finally date everyone and dare them they add new undateable side characters and the whole drama starts a new even worse of course if there's no fd or if it doesn't do the poor side characters justice then the ottoman doom shall be actually the complaint about undateable side characters directly correlates with how much the game is liked overall the more undateable side characters and the more you
want to date them the better the game not only are we ready to date them all but rule number two we are also ready to buy them all we practically back publishers to give us expensive limited editions to spend our hard-earned money on because we have no real-life friends to go to dinner with anyway not only do we love buying every limited edition at every price we also do buy every game especially the western market is thirsty for new localizations every day so when a game comes to the west everyone buys it so luckily as
they are coming more and more games to the west tank's axis and idea factory english players can slowly become more picky and for example skip on these apparition or this one and after every localization announcement we are happy for a minute and then start whining about all the other hundreds of games that aren't localized yet but we were wishing for them so long stop dreaming guys see a pattern so when we don't get the desired localization we might end up just buying the japanese games despite not knowing a single word of japanese we also might
end up buying games just because they look beautiful because cute innocent girls as we are sure we all like pastel pink and don't need anything more to make us happy except the voice actor of our dream was also reason enough to buy every game he ever voiced in japanese on consoles we don't even own that's not the point unless of course we turn out to be a super weep who grew up watching anime all day and learn japanese in their sleep or actually learn japanese for playing atomic games who would do that and now it's
our sole mission in life to play every otomi game in the world but then we wake up sweat drenched at night realizing they are also korean and chinese atomic games and a lot of other languages oh no but we take on the challenge to buy and maybe even play every automa game in the world because of this severe automa buying compulsive disorder our backlog is bigger than our future we could literally live in the cases of all the atoma games we bought but didn't play thus the backlog war was born it's a never-ending fight against
time and the harsh reality of nude homie games releasing every other month almost on the verge of drowning in our own games and addiction to consumption need to possess and control each game we finish is a success on this never ending journey there should be self-help groups for every atomo player with a backlog because the thought is so scary having more games than we could ever play in our lifetime which reminds us of our own finitude thus we need to play more toma games to forget our struggles in the fleeting joy of dating hot to
demon not knowing what we'll find in the huge pile of backlog games and nevertheless we find ourselves pre-ordering every game without even knowing what it's about we just need it and if these games weren't enough we still have the audacity to plead for fds to basically any game that doesn't have one yet especially kafir shanti having such a quest to conquer we rule number three sleep is for normies we sacrifice our sleep schedule to spend more time with our 2d men without a second thought we may even take our full holidays just to dedicate our
time fully to the 2d man of our dreams nothing is allowed to disturb us though we can still differentiate between 2d and 3d men no one is superior over the other we love them both one in our heart and the other on our walls rule number four merge obsession blankets plushies pillows sticker pins eta bags you name it in case we dare to forget about the tourmain even a single second in our life every centimeter of our apartment has to remind us of them our favorite characters our favorite games six hundred dollars for a body
pillow is all right that's otome fleischer my friends thus robbing our spouse's neighbors to be able to afford this standee no problem because it's for him and having our rooms decorated like this there's no way another sane person would live there with us as they'd immediately leave all frightened and we have all our money and time for ourselves and our tadija spandaus and this obsession is even reinforced by the universal automo fomo fear of missing out what if i don't buy those limited editions and then the price for the keychains explode this goodie is only
in this edition of the game that's my only way to ever obtain a cupid parasite switch case so it's a no-brainer i have to buy the chinese version of the game as well and the day one edition and the limited edition from the uk and digital audition from australia to play it as early as possible buy money i save to buy a house one day buy money i used to buy clothes buy social relationships that won't talk about tatoma games with me because rule number five don't you ever ever talk badly about an atomic character
saying something bad about our favorite character will doom you you are doomed there's no saving you saying something bad about our favorite character is like saying something bad about our way of living political view of religion it touches the most inner core of our character criticizing him is criticizing us personally very very personally and we get salty very very salty because you apparently don't know what you are talking about and you can't appreciate his true character you are not the one for him and i am the one for him and this means you are practically
asking for a thousand words essay on why this character is perfect and you are plain wrong you unappreciative [ __ ] because everything in this community is positive and pink rainbow unicorns character threats are filled with appreciation and love because only here love is stronger than hate literally only in the community we have a place to peacefully scream and simp together officially sharing favorites while secretly thinking we are the real mc and you don't stand a chance so don't you dare harm this harmony with criticism or even worse rule 6 the localization war misspellings while
we can already get angry about undateable side characters there's nothing more infuriating than misspellings or grammar errors in our long-desired localizations we don't speak japanese but we know how professional translators should do their job better how dare they translate this sentence like that that's nothing like the original how dare companies don't want to invest a lot of money into localization and there's not enough time and money for a proper proofreading thus leaving misspellings on little errors how dare they think we'd buy every game regardless but still there are games we all particularly like rule number
seven hakuwaki or amnesia was everyone's first atomic game so we can't help but love them and of course wish for the fds to be localized and put it to the switch but at least we got an amnesia port and fd localization amnesia yes you're here correctly also known as the cage it's one of these if you know you know but literally everybody in the community knows but spoilers are the devil so hush-hush little darlings oh also colleagues malice a lot of colleagues malice and donut memes yes donuts are considered funny in this community even just
by themselves also could realize is considered romantic if you didn't know i didn't challenge me but the ones you have to be most very of are the pure fjorde and especially young fans pure fury fans go crazy about this game lily is the best dentist the best nikolas the best gil is the best but the young fans are the most dangerous they are in love with the guy who could kill them any minute just because he's hot and intimidate every new member of the community have you met jan yet he's the best you need to
play him now hi have you met jan yet lacking young means we like dangerous allies which leads to rule number eight there is no red flag as long as he's hot remember we date anyone yeah literally brothers cousins old guys young guys murderers psychopaths sadistic vampires their diabolic lovers fetish is strong in this community you either hate or love it either way you will lose some friends don't mess with diabolic lovers fans it's not harassment it's love and stating otherwise would blame dmc as a victim but not only do we like to be punished we
also enjoy some spanking ourselves from time to time in general we are always in for some sexy times and fan service as long as it makes sense of course hashtag naked upper body for character development and real men breasts though we are not our lonely singles we do still share one common trait we all are horny give us the love top places for localization wishes to often take 17 plus games known for their steamy scenes nothing wrong with that and sometimes dating one guy at a time isn't even enough but we start wanting harem or
at least threesome games jacono leila and the other triangle projects at your service oh thanks automate here have all my money i can spend on more atomic games and then we have the last and final debate rule number nine plot versus romans the only food that can tear this peaceful community apart is the question what is more important the plot or the romans and be aware this decision might decide your fate in the otoma community plot fans a good deep story and plot is most important romans pants we want more romans just kiss already yeah
hold me hi have you met young yet
