even though I didn't have a speech I did have something to say uh-oh when I decided to run for 8th grade class president I was running for a lot of different reasons what I never really asked myself was that I really want to be class president well I do you know I I don't know what I can do it's class president this is what I'm gonna try to do I'm gonna try to get you lockers for combinations that work I'm tired of coming into my locker and see that everything I own is gone I'm gonna
try to get you textbooks from this decade I've got a textbook that says the white Eisenhower's president who is the white eyes an hour I don't know that lunch room food I had some gentle last week that was harder than the bone and what's with all the salami does someone vote for salami do we have any Bologna hail can I get a slice of cheese and if we have hot dogs on Tuesday I don't want to have hotdog casserole wisdom and Thursday and then Franks and beans on curtain and do we have to say the
Pledge of Allegiance every day it's a play we can say it once but they don't trust us how about we get filled to the places where people actually want to go I'm not going to the Botanical Gardens one more time call me island or time squared let's go see the NIT let's go see the yeah hey I'll even go see cat my god a botanical garden one more time I will slap the SAP out of somebody now I know it's been a long time coming but as your eighth grade class president I promise you a
change is gonna come my name is Chris and I'm running for eighth grade class president it was great to hear crowds say my name and not follow it with let's get him
