[Music] all right man welcome to the first ever second second yeah we did the outdoor episode actually second this is the first this is the first uh Cottage episode Cottage I almost died at [ __ ] literally just last night explain explain how you almost got packed by some okay don't spoil it okay these Bros going to spoil the whole thing sent to that [ __ ] but pretty much I didn't know I didn't know that I had a terrible terrible reaction to stuff that would almost like make me stop breathing yeah so what happened
was we were all just chilling in the cage we have all the boys over here and night time is ready to sleep fam I go to bed and I'm chilling there for a minute I was there for like not even that long I want to say like 10 15 minutes okay I'm just in the covers and I feel my eye is starting to swell and [ __ ] you know that feeling When it gets um it literally feels like a jelly so my eye was almost coming out of my was like a blister it felt
like a blister no it was like it was it was fat e yeah it was thick and it was like it was jellying and coming out of my my socket bro oh my God so I looked in the mirror inste and I have like allergic reaction or something I'm like what the [ __ ] is going on like okay boom I know what to do I'm a lifeguard feel me so what I do I Google okay what should I do just chill and just follow protocol I'm going wait it out see see what I'm feeling
okay sitting on the bed bro and I'm just like this reason yo I start wheezing and I can't breath like my my my my esophagus starts like closing up like this I'm like oh on no I got to go keep in mind guys this was is is already like 4 5 probably 5:00 a.m. I think this is 5:00 a.m. so what I do I go wake up Dino and Then I'm like bro you might have to call on one or might have to go to the hospital or like I might just Uber home yeah cuz
I I need like benad whatever okay okay you got me benad drill bless boom but I'm like it's still as I as we like are panicking [ __ ] it's still closing up more and more and more and it that has feels like I'm going to lose air holy [ __ ] so we decid okay let's just go to hospital boom boom boom and I had the benad drill it's getting worse And worse we get to the hospital and you know those those I don't know if you ever been to the hospital you know those
ones were like man I'm probably going to get better in the in the waiting room yeah in the waiting cuz the the benad drol didn't hit until like an hour later and I started feeling better okay so what it was it was probably cat hair so I'm allergic the Cats fan oh damn I didn't know that I get packed up by a cat which Is [ __ ] up cuz you didn't do those allergic tests where they uh poke you in your arm a bunch of times and then I I did one long long time
ago but I don't think it's accurate anymore do you think do you think we we get new uh new uh what do you call this allergic reactions to [ __ ] as we grow cuz maybe the body changes think so I think so cuz our boy got like allergic pomegranates out of nowhere yeah exactly and Ryan when when I was making him laugh all I Heard oh yeah he's allergic too it might be his cats loky do you have some cats that are some neck breed bro yeah no but my friend is also allergic it's
not the it's the hair oh so you can it's something it's like a type of hair that you can't be around or like it gives you like hives I think it's dander apparently it's like the skin actually is the the the skin from the hair that that's the one that it like makes you irritated yeah you ever hear of um There's this thing called a social allergy you ever heard of that no no no you ever heard of a social allergy what is that what is that think about it like this let's say we're in
a friend group right I was talking about it with Ryan earlier I pretty much said so it's it's this thing as if we all become allergic to something once it's set so for us what do you think that is for us something that's a Nuance but it's a little bit of nuisance and Once one person acknowledges it everybody doesn't like it and we all become allergic to it okay what do you think it is and it's so toxic toxic it's like the most it's the most Toronto thing too it's so dumb I don't know Toronto
it's meat riding oh meat R okay yeah that is toxic that right for sure yeah yeah but ites it it's that's what you call like a social allergy so your friend group would see something that's not even that Serious but once it called out everybody's like oh no I can't even I can't even be around that anymore but I think that's just opinion BAS too cuz it's like oh if something's cool then every everyone around it thinks it's cool too so it can be the the other way yeah true cuz there was one time where
we were on the beach and then uh my boy wanted to play a song remember I was like yo play some rap or something we're on the beach yeah and then I turn the [ __ ] off right and then you were like no no no The Vibes is cool right now everybody oh yeah the vibe is cool you know what I mean like what like oh so so if I say something it's not right I feel like it's just it's just the the person that says it then everyone follows the group Le yeah the
group leader has to say something and then everybody will follow that's it you know what though I think I think if if if you acknowledge no I don't know I think if you Acknowledge something that's actually real then it could go yeah that's crazy cuz like even the hospital thing the the way I found out was I woke up to a text I was like yo is Carlos okay what is happening I'm like yo yo Ryan come here where's Carlos oh yeah this guy was at the hospital what bro we came home we literally came
home at 7:00 a.m. like I didn't know that yeah I I only got three hours of sleep today I'm literally running off of two hours did you hit Dino did you hit Dino when you're like yo fam we have to call 911 I walked I walked into his room as if I'm a little kid that threw up on the bed y um Mom yo bro like like wake up I knocked on somebody else's door it wasn't even Doo's door I started knocking and then Dino goes are you trying to knock on my door bro not
going to lie though Dino is the perfect like Cottage dad like if you need anything like that's that's the guy Every friend group every friend group needs a leader every friend group needs the mom or the dad dad and every group leader I mean every every group needs comedic relief the comedic yeah that's exactly what say comedic relief yeah that's the perfect because and someone that can actually make plans and a punching back playing no low key yeah yeah but it's like but but that's [ __ ] up though I I don't I don't like
saying that that's kind of [ __ ] up that's bad That's bad wait so what did they do to you in the hospital um did they give you more medicine you already healed no so I start feeling better and I I go bro I'm not going to stay here longer cuz I asked her how long am I going to wait here I already stayed for an hour no so you just left I said I think I'm just going to go and she's like yeah it's okay you can go yeah cuz I I told her I
feeling better like I I can breathe better now the benad is probably kicking It I'm going to go get more benad dril I'm good yeah yeah yeah all right go but if I died like right there she would have been in trouble crazy yeah that's a your mom and dad if it's my own if it's my own like consent I think you're allowed to say it cuz she was hesitant she was looking at me like she looking she looking at the flap of your eye like yo are you good cuz my eyeball is ready fam
I look like Glenn from The Walking Dead like eyeballs like Sticking out and [ __ ] Bro there was um uh recently too so this's this Chinese mukbanger I don't know if you watch her but it's not the person that eats a lot like you know how they have mukbangers have food on the table and they only finish the food on the table yeah yeah this mukbanger does Ed mukbangs so she'll sit there speed no she'll sit there for 6 hours doing mukbangs how how much she eating fam fam a lot and in the middle
of her video her stomach started Bleeding oh [ __ ] she to go to hospital rushed to the hospital and the the nurse kind of did like what what you did so it's like um yeah they fixed it they fixed it and stuff which is very like it was miraculous that they even fixed that they could fix it and just let her go yeah and they let her go right and they said you have to stop doing videos and the parents were like listen to the nurse stop doing the mukbang that's livelihood bro that's a
livelihood you Can't just she was like since this is my life I have to keep doing it so the next week does a 10hour mukbang live stream presses the record button sits there and eats dies on camera damn just just just because you want to keep doing it yes because her stomach finally ripped apart oh what the [ __ ] crazy and they did the autopsy fam her stomach had uneaten food so she was just swallowing stuff at one point so she was swallowing Pizza full hamburgers not chewing [ __ ] ripped open Damn she
was just like vacuuming it bro crazy but I I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure even if you just drink too much water you can die too yeah you can like you're just not supposed to have that much [ __ ] yeah I know but they were telling me like this this can is is too much water no it's not like to die of water you need a lot a lot which never happens so me and Josh had this thing we we were out in the water we kaying we're looking around like if if you had
to And you had to collect as much people as you could to clear up a whole lake yeah you think you can get enough people to drink all the water in the lake oh yeah we could no in the lake crazy I think that's too much Josh said we could I don't think so fam that's too much if we got everybody in the in like Asia that that's enough for this Lake right here Lake though how much water can you can you drink a whole bathtub wait wait are we given like a day or a
week what do we No like in a in a sitting bro oh no no that's possible we have to we have to drink it you have as much people as you want you think you can do it okay well he said he said this our city so so for example no there's a there's like a pond in our city and we could drink all of it if we had every single person in our city to drink it you think it was possible you think you can even drink a bathtub that's too much though that's too
much For one person I think you could die from that right lowy for a bathtub you're going to need at least a c uh uh no not a city a th maybe a th a th000 for bath bathtub for bathtub no that's that's like four people okay so me me I'm doing at least in a bathtub how much is a bathtub cuz water bottles is like this much I okay I can drink like five water five yeah six but I can do 10 I can do 10 in a day oh 10 in a day okay
but imagine pouring those water bottles In you're only going to maybe in a bathtub that's only going to be like the lower level like the first first level yeah you know you're right you're right you're right still you're right still yo are you ever in the shower and you're like you counting how much milk bags you're you're filling up or am I the only one you do that [ __ ] like I used to count like you don't even pay for the water no no no no but but when I was bro I was like
okay I used to count like Okay that's one milk bag yeah oh that's two milk bag oh I'm in there here for a long time I know it's it's lowkey wasteful like in Asia I know they only you're supposed to have like a 6sec shower in the military exactly yo you know in the military you know how they call [ __ ] military grade oh yeah what was that you know that there's a theory like it's not even that's not even what it is like it's not even good what is it you hear military grade
what do you Think it's it's it's it's like you can go to war with it yeah no military grade literally means it's the the minimum requirement for the least cost that's what military grade is oh the minimum requirement for the least cost I so it's like the worst quality [ __ ] you could get yeah that's what military grade means so I wait lowest cost but most output no that's crazy yeah and like meets minimum requirement so uh the the meal preps that they do is military Grade cuz that's the minimum yeah it's minimum but
you hear military grade and you're like oh [ __ ] that's that's good for you right I feel I when I think of military grade I think of like a tank yeah you get like um it's sturdy you know what I mean like knives and [ __ ] milary grade yeah it's good n it's not even it's not even sick like that that's crazy but that's how the marketing Works fam and you know um okay I have a question for you right yeah yeah in our City specifically Toronto uhhuh how much construction is there on
the street a lot and it doesn't stop right mhm think about it Theory goes the reason there's so much construction and it never is completed or there's always new ones that are never like fully finished yeah is because if they're finished people lose jobs yeah yeah they work by the hour people literally will lose their job if they're finished so you can imagine if they fix up the whole city They can probably fix up the whole city in a month or two three months maybe yeah depending like how the roads let's just say the roads
specifically you can fix up the roads in like a day right damn but if they do that who's GNA be working anymore yeah yeah yeah that's true I've seen so many Tik TOS of roof contractors they they work by the hour right so they can do it I've seen a person do it in like 30 seconds cuz they have the machinery for it but they they Do it in four hours so they can get paid more oh you know what I mean so they just extend the time cuz if it's by the hour yeah cuz
it seems too easy to it you know I me get finessed the tax dollars go straight to that [ __ ] Bro do do do you ever think you could do that that door Todo sales oh I'd be sick of that yeah cuz I I don't think I would be able to do it cuz I as soon as a man tells me no I usually just dip all you made your decision do you ever sell Yourself though no never never you should practice that I don't know where to though literally everywhere everywhere so example um
like let's say you walk into a new setting like new people in there Technically when you meet somebody you're selling yourself not not in the sense like you're trying to impress them whatever but you're giving you're showing them a representation of the product of you right true technically have to sell Yourself so I think selling and just confidence in general is lowkey just the same thing yeah yeah cuz confidence in product that's the best salesman MH yeah I think the last time I I could I did it like when I didn't realize obviously when you
you're going on dates and [ __ ] with a girl like you have to sell yourself and you know when I sell myself I fabricate stuff so I'm lying oh oh you listen to Frank Ocean too oh I've never did you Ever lie on a date like yes bro I've never listened to Frank Ocean I'm like yo did you hear his last album okay that's kind of crazy you know what I mean fabrication that's bad fam that's bad the reason I would never do that is because you can get caught I know you could you
could you could yeah there how many how many rom coms are about a lie that just went bad like it's just terrible bro that's fire though like one of the one of the stories I heard Recently fam cuz we're supposed to go there you know there's an antique store like nearby us oh yeah no we always go to there yeah yeah yeah we went to it last year yeah and I I want to go so bad right but I came across a story this is this is a real story and it's recent okay okay so
I'm going to show you a picture too okay there's this guy that he found he calls it like um it's not necessarily an idol but it's it's a statue of almost like a monkey but it's Weird yeah yeah because this is what he explained okay he explained he goes with his girlfriend to this antique store very similar to what like we want to go to right yeah yeah and they're going through a bunch of different things and there's this one thing that caught his eye but when he saw it he said like it felt as
if it's a child that he knew whoa that's what's weird right yeah he said as if it's it doesn't necessarily called to him but it makes him feel a Way that's strange and when he picked it up he took a picture now he put it down and when he put it down a person walked up behind them and they said oh you're looking for haunted items as well what the that's that's that's what like the stranger in the store said yeah yeah so they put it down time goes by they go home bro takes a
shower and then like when he's taking a shower he just keeps thinking about the monkey for some reason he's like stuck in his head he Doesn't know why so the way he explained it was it's almost as if it it was telling him to take it because because he knew needed to help it if that makes sense he he needs to save it so he explains that to his girlfriend right and his girlfriend starts wilding out because his girl is a witch she's like she practices wicking what the and she pretty much says that she
she asked him a a specific question she just goes did it make you feel Desperate why so apparently if something makes you feel desperate okay that's not a spirit it's a demon I'm trying to think like what make you feel desperate for what so check this out um the way she explains it is Spirits they have nothing to gain from you mhm but demons do they want something from you okay okay so are just there to [ __ ] around yeah and what they did they ended up doing like a card reading like a tarot
reading oh my gosh and what played out Matched up exactly to what happened in that scenario yeah yeah the card reading played out a story about a guy being tempted to saving someone yeah and being possessed by the person so it's almost like that person gave their kindness away but in return they were fooled and taking themselves and he wanted to go back but he had to like stop himself from doing it this is the picture of the monkey let me see let me see it doesn't Look that crazy but like look I even fam
I even took a pick of it and I didn't really want to I didn't really want to keep it in my my phone yeah yeah because it just gave me weird Vibes look so this is the whole story and he was pretty much saying he's he's pretty much explaining like all the red flags and all of the things he was feeling how he went to the his girl this Wick okay if you look at it that's [ __ ] it just looks [ __ ] Weird right yeah yeah but for you to put out like
a whole story like this and just go hey guys like I think I was possessed by this thing blah blah blah true this is interesting all in the footage yeah so I guess like moral the St you should if we're going to go to an antique spot like that and something feel that's this is what he said if you go to a thrift store antique shop anywhere that sells things that are Used be careful if it gives you a weird feeling weird feeling CU it be a weird feeling yeah that might just not be anything
you know it might it might not just be like you feeling off it it might actually be something no because antique stores they do carry around a lot of band I stopped going to to antique storees specifically because remember the flea market yeah that one I always felt kind of weird because there there's some vendors where in the Deep crevices Will have like oh yeah you know like something like that monkey thing it'll look weird like a clown statue and it's just not I think it's it's the moments where you like if you get like
a spiritual feelings from something that's different bro yeah cuz that's something you can't really explain right like for example When you pray that's a feeling you can't really explain to somebody with proper words it's something you just feel same way like people go on Psychedelic trips M they can't really give you the words that describe it yeah it's just that's what's able to be expressed as right so question for you do you think like you think like when things pop into your life I guess I guess this is similar to what I said before but
like you think it's it's just meant for you to understand and not everyone else 100% yeah you think so yeah because it's like like okay say I'm trying to Think of a situation where that happened was like you wouldn't understand if I mean oh actually no we can't talk is that cuz um this is what I I had this thought right and this was when I was like hanging with my homies if you were to see something and it gave you like inspiration it gave you even just an emotion yeah you saw it it went
away and he said go look look look right now and I looked and it was already passed mhm That means was meant for you to see but yeah because it's like okay the art that you like I wouldn't like because it's you I wouldn't get it you know what I mean so it's like all opinion based I guess do you but do you think like certain things happen play out for you to get inspiration from or for you to experience that that person isn't supposed to or do you think these stories are supposed to be
told by many people no I think it's only supposed to Be told by the people that by one person experience it so say like um so I haven't haven't had your experience of the ghost but I learn it from you and it's if I had the same experiences then I would be like okay it's boring but I think that's how stories why stories are so important cuz you know what I mean it's every everybody has their own story if everybody has the same story what there would be a podcast cuz everybody would know the stories
yeah you know What I mean do you ever hear about um it's a legend but it's not even a legend this is dead ass a person yeah they call it the Catman of greenwick C man a greenwick never heard that never heard of it where's greenwick I think it's in Scotland okay yeah I was going to say that's sounds like a scar I think it's greenwick greenwick something like that green Wich but they call it the Catman and this is a real dead ass a real person it it seems like an urban legend But there's
many people that take pictures of it so what the story is is pretty much this guy what you see in the Pix fam it's literally a man covered like in dirt but he only crawls on his legs and he eats he eats rats pretty much oh wait I have heard of this you heard of this and he went around and started EA eating it at all the cats yeah yeah he goes around like eating like uh I seen the picture mice mouse all of that [ __ ] yeah so what happened Do you know the
story like the origin no I don't know the story so there's many stories like Legends but this is the most valid one people said one time I think he was just honestly just like a random stranger M but he got jumped oh [ __ ] but he got jumped so bad yeah that like his his brain got messed up in a way that it put him into survival Instinct of an animal so the most basic survival instincts that are get food move yeah drink water survive and from Then on I think he was paralyzed from
like his hips down this is dead ass a real person like it's not even it's not even just a folklore yeah yeah to this day I don't know if he's still alive but around 2007 when the first sightings happened there's so many pcks fam like he's just walking not even crawling around almost like a Black Ops 2 zombie going around and just eating rats and walking around and he can't stand He's not like a human and it's almost you know the movie Tusk where where he loses the sense of being a human he can only
react as like he's a cat or like a like an animal so what happened just make noises and he can just survive that's all I can do so what happened to him did they catch him or like it was just there's no there's nothing to catch like you can't really what are you going to do to him he's not really breaking no crimes yeah there was there was these um The the film so they were they were trying to make a film going to the Amazon rainforest to study people doing the cannibis stuff and when
when they went there they they hired one guide because they obviously didn't know the the if there's going to be tribes there and stuff like that uh they didn't know their way around right fam the moment they land they go they disappear all of them the filmmaker the the tour guy the director and the screen The screen maker right so some guy uh I think it was a professor that goes to n you he was so interested in the case that he was like oh I'm I'm going send my own people out and try to
go find where they're missing so he sends the team out right goes to the same exact spot there's a shrine of of uh the cameraman's Ted body it's just a shrine so they find where he's at and they find the film that they they were trying to record since they remember they're Making a movie about cannibalism right so they take the film they take it back to NYU this is where it's plot twist right cuz you think that the the the tribe is going to [ __ ] with the the filmmakers right mhm it was
the opposite so since the filmmakers brought guns they saw a tribe member and they said take us to your tribe or we're going to shoot you on the film The guy the the tribe member wasn't Co cooperating shoots the guy in the in the leg the the Tribe member the tribe member this is all on film so they they find more of the tribe members they all they all tie them up put them in a shed and start burning the shed and it's all on film yo did I think they made a movie about this
they did so it did come out that's what I didn't know this is um I it sounds similar it might not be the same thing but there's this movie called Han Cannibal Holocaust oh was that the one they were making I don't know but There's another movie similar too it's called The Green Inferno never never but it's it's it's the similar concept of um tribes that are cannibals but what's interesting is they went there to shoot documentaries and stuff right but they're putting themselves in in an environment they're not supposed to be in first of
all and what's weird is they wanted to make a good movie right yeah yeah so what did they do they set [ __ ] up to make it seem as if they're these Monsters or these like terrible people yeah when they're not really they provoke them in certain ways they harass them in certain ways and I guess like their way of fighting back and stopping their harassment was them like killing them I don't know if they necessarily ate them but yeah no that was that was a plot twist fam when I heard that story CU
it's like maybe like if you you are shooting a film you have to respect like the people that are there like you can't Maybe they were trying to force them to do stuff for the film but they're not actors you know what I mean they're real people yeah it's true like but because when you make a film you you direct and people listen obviously but you don't you know what I mean you don't up a a strap yeah but I know that's so true but like okay do you think do you think great the greatest
art has to take it to the craziest levels though yes yes and that's why the the cannibalism Holocaust Is probably a sick movie because it's like that's real and the documentary no but the documentary I'm pretty sure that that movie's banned from just yeah cem it's it no it's it's it's a band movie like they don't they don't have it in a lot of places also the director went to jail for it damn because they didn't they weren't sure if some of the clips were actually real or not it was just that like realist realistic
there there was a guy in New York right who who was Like also kind of like in this Forest Area yeah and he got the the craziest like um plot twist too cuz when he was walking around he always Walks Like the hike that he does right I think it's in it's in New York so when he hikes around he sees a bunch of trees with like posters on them and when when he goes up to the tree he's like oh I'm actually in danger now because the posters on the tree are missing are pictures
of missing people that went around that area so a Killer was putting missing pictures of the people and saying come find me or something like that and he takes the poster to the the the police and they're like oh no that's just for a party like we we were already um uh oh so it wasn't real yeah because it was in he just got trolled like yo it's not even that that's what it was man like so he went on his regular hike and he was like wait what is this oh so yo honestly like
if you walk into a movie set you could be Bamboozled that's what I'm saying you could you could walk into some [ __ ] that looks like some crimes are going down some highness highness crimes are going down and bro like they could just have a camera in the corner like you're you're on show there I don't know what movie it was but they were they were filming and um some guy was roughing up a woman right and passenger on the on the sidewalk was like let her go right and all the guys with the
cameras wait wait Sorry uh dude sorry we're filming uh you're actually on set right now uh we respect that but no she's not getting hurt where so jokes D that happened that happened in um you know Activision the makers of Call of Duty so when Modern Warfare 2 came out yeah you know how they have um like all the different characters they have like soap ghost and all these different characters in COD they had cutouts of them put in the office okay 911 was called and like I think like seven SWAT cars pulled up to
a call saying they thought the office was being held hostage because because of a guy in the window they could see cuz in the window was a cutout of ghost from Call of Duty oh my God like a little cardboard cutout with his strap his mask cuz you know how he has like a ski mask on and stuff yeah yeah it was nothing it was L just their own promo yeah yeah so wait so they did it on purpose no or not Really did on purpose that's like their own thing in their office but other
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jump I would want to work for like those big video game companies like Activision would be sick or like I've always remember when um [ __ ] High beast when high Beast was a Big thing when Emily o Berg was doing the Supreme lines their office that wait that's not H that's that's complex oh it's complex yeah complex yeah complex would be so fun to work at when I was younger because that that guy that was trolling Emily o Berg the the Filipino guy who was that I don't know I don't but real ones no
because he would he would take new shoes that he would get PR packaged and be like Emily o Berg I got these new shoes you didn't get them And then thing yo um okay going to your question yeah with like you said you want to work as a as a video game or no at a like a uh genz type of office that's where I would be at oh like googleing type [ __ ] I you know what though I feel everybody wants to be that that Google that Google headquarters now yeah because yo iy
every single headquarters we've been to cuz I watch this movie way way back but it was about these these interns that wanted to work At Google and then they show all the office oh it's such a cool place to work blah blah blah every single headquarters we've been to of like bigger companies they all give off the same Vibe and I think it's because of that movie High also I think Top Gun if Top Gun didn't exist we wouldn't have fighter pilots fam we would not have Pilots chill no dead ass like for Mo Movies
probably influence so much people to get in their their jobs and careers leave down in the Comments if your job or career was inspired because you watched a movie like damn I want to do this [ __ ] do you think do you think this was influenced by a movie that you watched or it was just like nah yeah this is very like no it it's but it doesn't have to be a movie it could just be like content you consume and for me it was like watching Joe Rogan I guess yeah or other podcast
you think in movies that's why they have of a lot of movie plots I know is Corporate life and and a guy starting out in the office and doing something else so is that like subtle thought like oh yeah let's put mans in in nine to fives and make this sound normal I think I think the average person almost all of us now especially 2024 we're obsessed with the idea of breaking from The Matrix and it's already it was already so prominent in the beginning when the Matrix came out when these movies started coming out
because they could Already see the the push of capitalism where it's headed and [ __ ] and how we're like all becoming almost the same minded yes if you fall into that same path and you just like blind yourself yeah you're just going to be living the same life everybody else is going to live boom boom boom time goes by and you even realize oh [ __ ] I'm 50 now oh [ __ ] I'm 45 now whatever you didn't see time go by and you didn't even get to I guess really live free you
know what I mean That is true I remember I I told my um cuz uh where she's at uh that the Boba place that she works at it's all she said Millennials right yeah and I told it like okay if if they they want you to promote it put it on Tik Tok and what she did she did like a dance on thing with like the the the Boba and it had like 100k and she got moved up to like like social media now marketer and yeah it's it makes sense because she's gen Z she
knows the technology bro we have a We have an advantage bro I think I think everybody had it though yeah know everybody some people just don't understand just don't understand yeah some just don't understand everybody has it and it's not like something you see everybody online and you you see celebrities and [ __ ] like oh yo they're special yeah they're the exact same person as you they just decided to do [ __ ] to do [ __ ] that's literally what it was okay um I have a question for you Yeah okay yeah uh
when you're when you said like video games if you could create one video game what would it be create one video game your original video game what would it be oh if I if I'm making it from scratch all of us uh as characters with our own move sets all like mannerisms you know mannerism that's super personal though that's like that's like for the like jumpers jump uh Super Smash Bros yeah yeah yeah I was talking about it with John okay and we were like what if you make a cuz there's so many simulators now
yeah yeah what if you make a a simulator as a as a mall security guard no man no check out so boring it it sounds stupid it sounds dumb but imagine it's as if like it's um you know the game body Cam that looks realistic as [ __ ] oh yeah uh where you go around and shoot people Yeah it's you're fighting other people but it literally looks like a camera mhm that's just going around on Missions shooting people and as if it's like people dying on screen yeah but it's not it's just it's just
made in a way that feels so realistic and gives that emotion from it right so imagine it's like that but like you ever play Thrillville what's that you know Thrillville is that the one with the clown as a cover so Thrillville Thrillville is this game and pretty much it's like a roller coaster tycoon but you also build your own Park And you're kind of the owner of the park you can literally go around just like real life talking to anybody at the park random people so imagine GTA all the NPCs but you can walk up
to them have a conversation with them make relationships with them also like Sims nah kind yeah yeah kind of kind of kind of kind of yeah yeah actually Sims like that yeah but you get to like um build an environment with it yeah SS is that cuz you you do build it is Sims you Build the house I haven't played Sims in a minute that is Sims actually yeah yeah Sims was a go to game because it's like unlimited it's like Minecraft except with people now so imagine that but you're a mckop that's insane Sim's
Mall competition no and then you're you're stopping crimes like there's a robbery at the store maybe I'm just excited about it because I hear all the stories John has to say about it True true true bro Loki we should call John should we call John later yeah if you want yeah he has a GH story for us actually okay okay Bet hold on let me get him are you camping here tonight yeah I'm sleeping in the tent behind you oh I yo I have a come here come here sit down I have a crazy story
for you since you're camping here so there I don't know if you've seen the wait did we talk about the viral video going with the thermal in Mexico with a thermal camera Did you show this to me before I think so okay so there was this group of friends that were camping in an area that was very like very open right and one of them felt like there was someone like looking at them yeah so they had their tent set up and stuff like that and that one person kept going guys like I think there's
someone around us I hear something around us I don't think it's it's it's a a animal it's like I've hear steps right so that same night that There was a guy with a drone he was like okay we'll put the the Drone up it has thermal so we'll walk around with the Drone and see if if that person follows us we'll see right so in the video there's like six white people cuz it's thermal and they're walking they're walking and they move the Drone kind of like to the right behind them there's one person following
and it's a person walking towards them right so they start running back to the the camp area and They sleep it off next day they see the footprints of a person and all and like some of their stuff is gone right so they put it up again at night that same night right they put it up and they see a person just standing looking facing towards their campsite like far away but it's they're looking in the direction right yeah the person goes okay let me put on the computer I can change it back to the
regular and we can zoom in to see what it is they zoom in fam yeah on the Thermal it looks like a person I don't know why but on the normal camera it's a deer but no the whole time in the video you can see a person walking wait so it's like so it's a deer or kind it kind of like transformed they're like why is it look why is it a deer the whole time we can see arms and legs in the thermal vision let me see yeah yeah yeah I got you all right
so peep this all right peep this so the on the thermal cam you can see six mans you see you see you see Them walking yeah and then it'll pan and it'll pan to one person walking towards them this looks like um literally like the Cod the C game when you're in the airplane yeah yeah yeah and then if you uh go to the end of the video and they change it to the regular it'll zoom into a deer but why is a deer walking like a human skin walker question mark what the [ __
] yeah skin walker but in the video shapes shifted On yeah yeah that's what there that's what the whole theory is that's weird stuff yes so they can see it though yeah they can see it but on the thermal cam it's a person going like this Carlos what the [ __ ] yeah and you're sleeping out here buddy n cuz I heard this I I heard this do you ever hear about the the wiwin Saunders case no so Irwin Saunders he's this YouTuber that went missing but all of his content it was about him searching
for fairies and It sounds dumb right it sounds like oh he's searching for Pixies he's searching for fairies sounds some like dumb [ __ ] but he was serious man he was looking into all of these mythologies he was dead ass studying almost like his whole is his whole Channel but might very well be like his whole life okay he was posting consistently almost every single week until he posted like his last video mhm and all it was was like a blank it's it's a it's a crypted drawing Of fairies around a stone and it
had these weird symbols on it yeah and that was it that was his last video oh that's it so people are saying he was on to something and he found like the secret to something yo and he might have like went missing because of where you explored to yeah yeah do you know where it is or so cuz let's let's finish this video this what happened the video is just this just [ __ ] like it's nothing right yeah yeah but had everyone Guessing now check this out uhhuh I I decided to look into his
content I watched like a good amount of his V videos and [ __ ] D this [ __ ] has to be CGI though like all of his stuff has to be oh that's this [ __ ] is probably all fake but after his last video he ended up uploading again fam so he he pretty much he's smart as [ __ ] what he did he made it seem as if he went missing so he can take a break from YouTube y marketing genius so he took a break from YouTube and made it seem like
yo what what happened what he's he's on his way to like the adventure he's on his way to solve all of these things yeah gone and then comes back and starts making more videos okay and I looked at all the comments and yo mad people are really enjoying the content and it's obvious that like it's not necessarily real okay but men's are there for the story and how it's like um I guess almost directed cuz honestly It's like a movie yeah so yeah if it's not real but okay so do you think um for example
oh [ __ ] you're getting covered in water over there all no we're good you think cuz there's a lot of there's a lot of creators like that like there's YouTubers especially kids watch yeah that um are gullible enough to believe it no not even that but it's just like they know it's wrestling's fake you know what I mean yo [ __ ] Kardashian's probably fake too but all of these Things seem as if the reality but it's just dramatize for the viewer to be exciting yeah so do you think nobody really cares nobody does
because if you that was a perfect example WWE even though people know it's fake what what what what was the energy like when we were in that Stadium it was like they were actually fighting like people were cheer hype it's a hype thing yeah yeah and yo it's kind of a crazy thing cuz it's like it takes only one Person to to to stop that right cuz it's like oh I don't believe in that MH and then that person's like oh oh yeah that's actually not real cuz if you think about it reminded if you
think about it if we continue to live exactly how we were as kids in the same sense of yo I want to believe I want to pretend fam there's a there's a giant over there like let's go play with a giant blah blah we can have fun and we can Have those moments and good memories and a lot of the times our best memories are when we were kids experiencing what that using our imagination using our you know using our energy to just have fun not caring what anybody else thinks and just playing out that
story together even though it's not real but you share a connection with it that is real yeah I feel like that's missing in a lot of content that's almost feeling too I don't know forced if that makes Sense like yeah a lot of content feels like it's not it's not hitting the right emotions I don't know yeah like the nostalgic emotions yeah that and just the real emotions right like it doesn't it doesn't feel I don't know human feel me like some [ __ ] doesn't feel human no more it doesn't do you think that
the Mr Beast that [ __ ] doesn't feel human doesn't feel human that [ __ ] doesn't that's a great example that [ __ ] doesn't really Feel except I will say the ones that are that are helping people's lives those ones are very human but do you think people using Hospitality for views is good I think it yeah I think it's still good but it's like uh it depends if off camera you're still doing it like if you're only doing it for the camera then that's when it gets [ __ ] but it's like
say oh giving $1,000 to the homeless yeah it's cool but it's like you can do That without it but off camera are you still donating true true you know what I mean if you have like a billion dollars and you had to give it to one person who would you give it to but it couldn't be someone you know oh it couldn't be someone I know could not be someone you know who would you give it to the first homeless person I see dead ass why though I don't know because that's a big responsibility still
a billion dollar fam oh a billion Okay a billion dollars like we get to decide who yeah but but I don't know him yeah you don't know him yeah I know so I feel complete stranger but you have to give him the money who are you giving it to complete Str yeah I would bless a homeless person this a random person though I feel no any random person though that we give it to is it's kind of the same it's on the same level because oh maybe that homeless person will actually do better than the
Corporate person that you know what I'm going do yeah I'mma look for the person that's working the hardest so how would you do how would check this out check this out yeah um [ __ ] I forgot what movie it was but there was a movie that that really felt it had that human connection where it's like um this feels real so every person that was doing their job in the film even though it wasn't an important like you couldn't say it's very important Example an ice cream truck driver yeah but he's the best ice
cream truck driver you can imagine he's having fun doing it he's giving good energy to people Everyone that comes to the ice cream truck it feels happy and that's the only person you want to get ice cream from even though he's not paid much even though he doesn't seem that important he still has that like I don't know it's it's a he has its own import own import that's true I feel look like Even though if it's the right like work hard work and and I guess um dead ass energy fam like if it's the
right energy the right person they deserve more even if they're not giving it yeah but how are you going to find that out through just finding the person that's actually like like I said um there there could be a person that's that's meant to sweep the floors but they sweep the floors like there's no Tomorrow they sweep the floors like that's what they're meant to do true but if you give them that P if you give that person the money would it even that would take them away from what they're good at things they like
yeah that's true that's why it's like so is it a curse or is it a blessing it's a curse though because then then they might not even be happy with the building they were actually happy sleeping the floors that's why I no I take it back a Homeless person that cuz I I remember I didn't give a homeless person money that I walked past because he wasn't doing anything but I remember in traffic there was a homeless person that was like like they had like a bowling pin and they were like doing trying to like
work for the money or some [ __ ] and I felt more like okay yeah I'mma bless him like a 20 you know I mean and he said thank you stuff like that so I was like yo if you're working and you're you look like You're having fun yeah I'm going to give you money I seen I seen when I was in the Philippines yo there's a whole genre you know I forgot the name but it's like it's is it I forgot the name leave down in the comments you know what I'm talking about but
it it's the music goes you know the uh emergency emergency emergency yeah you know what I'm talking about yo that's a whole genre in the Phil and it's booming booming that's a huge and the clubs fam that's like I Didn't know they have you know a boiler room yeah yeah boiler room sets for the guy that invented that that genre yeah and it's from the Philippines oh did I tell you this when um I was in the Philippines and I was in Barack eye yeah this homeless person I seen um a mom I no I
seen a like a kid holding a baby yeah right so I was like okay I'mma bless I'mma bless the the kid like hella money because I obviously I felt bad like why is a kid taking care of a baby Right and before I put the the money in my cousin crabs me by a shirt stop why why there's eyes that we don't know that are looking at us right now and and I was about to give them hella money I was going to put the the money down to the kid oh because they didn't want
them to see you as a Target fam that's a trap oh because the mom that actually is is watching from behind H is using that kid and uh for pity so he grabbed me and he's like would you know for sure I mean Like yeah no he he's been there hella times it's a trap damn yeah okay John T he wants yeah John has a g story for us come here come here come through bro come through fam [Music] y this guy wants to show his piercing I'll get another no no no like stay in
the shot okay with him yeah yeah stay and kind of yeah God getting nted on right now the hell wait bring the bring the mic close oh [ __ ] okay that's crazy You good insane they getting water dripped over me bro It's a Spooky Night tonight it's dark outside spooky night it's hella spook look at this we're at the cottage fam feel it Loki I saw we saw the moon this morning right yeah bro it was a was it a full moon it was a full moon is red fam yeah oh it's like infinite
suomi bro okay this is ridiculous okay tell us tell us your uh your ghost story all right I'll tell you some ghost stories so uh there's one Particular one that I actually wanted to share for a minute on the Pod but I never had a chance to I never got a chance to still okay tell so it's this is like the perfect perfect environment it's nice and dark everyone everyone's mood set hopefully everyone's at home tucked in right now so it's gonna get pretty serious but this is one of the stories that comes from Guyana
uh if anyone doesn't know I'm from Guyana uh in another month or so I'll be going Back so I'll be getting you guys more stories but this one I'm getting more scary hun hunt for more I'm about to go hunt I'm about to go hunt ask any any old yeah any old hell that knows something they're going to know but anyways so yeah so how SP the jumie the jumie it actually does relate to that so there's a part there's a a specific place in Guyana it's called leuan it's a little bit of a smaller
um Island that's located in Guyana and in leguan there's A little bit of a rumor SL myth that goes around it it specifically relates to children so yeah so with children it's these instances are very rare but it does happen so PE a lot of people don't know about Ghana but specifically after around 6 o'clock it gets pitch black so no one's out really no one's out doing anything no one's working at six or seven it gets pretty dark is it a curfew or not it's not really a cur you but it's more of like
People know like when it hit 6 or 7 you should probably be at home especially if it's a weekday you should be at home you shouldn't be out and about especially uh if you're like on the roads and stuff or you're at a spot where there's not much uh like street lights or any of that accessibility you should be at home so that's one thing to to look out for but there's one thing specifically over there and it's and it's the children so with the children when it comes to Spirits this is from what I've
heard but there's a lot of people that when they're out and about um getting rained on I'm getting dripped on right now I'm literally getting creamed on look at this I I can you know it up I'm getting nutted on right now you're good you're good you're good just like sit up a little bit just stay stay in the shot just stay in the shot is ridiculous allue story it on right now Broes okay anyways so John's John's a phantom of Jumper jump yeah Bo okay anyways so where was I talking about so yeah so
the kids as everyone knows huh sorry would you say the kids yeah so the kids so when it comes to specifically Spirits with kids there's been a few instances where specific children have passed and when it comes to these Spirits a lot of the people who recall seeing these kids they're wearing the Exact same clothes and they're classified as that as that child so an example was I think there was one where someone told there was a boy that wears a white vest and like a brown pair of pants and he's known to like kind
of freaking around um and they see the same person they see the same person on the roads at night time so this is where I'm talking about so anything past 6 p.m. so a lot of people what they'll do is they'll take their bicycle and go home From work or take their bicycle and go to someone else's house and while they're doing this it's not the best on the roads it's a little bit I wouldn't say foggy but there's not that much light so it's a little bit darker so when this happens a lot of
people tend to see a younger boy specifically just in the middle of the road wearing the brown shorts and the white vest just in the middle of the road standing there this is insane do you not see what's Happening right now this is a this was a dry shirt look at this I'm a victim and no one's talking about this yeah so if they see them though is do they pose the danger like so that's the thing I was going to get into so when it comes to these children children and when I'm when I
see people when I've spoken to these people who've told me about it there's one thing that they advise when you see them it's best if you don't engage with them and I asked what do you Mean by don't engage with them like you can't go up to them yeah he said well he said not even that he's like it's best you don't even give them attention because what happens is when you're going about your business on the road and they're in the middle of the road or the the side of the road they're going to
be making they're going to be trying to get some sort of attention out of you MH yes so if you're writing and you're planning on going to a destination it's Best if you go straight to that destination and not waste time looking at them because every time you look at them you interact with them or you show any sort of interest in entertaining them they follow you exactly they will that's an invitation for them to follow you Spirits specifically so CU that that's saying like I acknowledge you and then it's pretty much weling welcoming them
to your I guess domain exactly well welcome them to follow you so if you Have a domain they'd be welcome there as well because of how you approach them so that's that's exactly where I'm going back from so if you do see any of these Spirits kind of just on the road especially if it looks very suspicious you're on a bicycle going down at 67 it's pitch black like black out here and you see a little boy in the middle of the road smiling at you looking at you that's not something you want to engage
with right you want to just yeah but What's weird is like if you were to see if I were to see that I would want to help the kid if they actually needed help yeah that that that that's your downfall so that's one thing that happens because I've had a person where they told me that when they did see one of these kids it was specifically the boy with the uh the brown trousers damn so it's the same kid it's the same kid everyone's repeatedly seeing this it's specifically this kid with the brown Trousers little
little kid five or six years old apparently he passed away and he's a spirit now so one person actually went to help him and he got closer and closer to that spot where the kid is because he was thinking maybe that person's lost and when he got closer the kid is not there anymore damn fast forward to when he goes back home after work the kids in the corner of the smiling with him I'm not joking yeah and that's what happen follow to the house Followed him to the house because when you make contact with
Spirits you got to remember it's an invitation for them to come into your abod it's an invitation for them to tag along and go wherever you're going so it's important that if you're if you have a plan to go from work to your house and you see any sort of distractions or anything like that on the road it's best you don't pay attention to them you keep going straight ahead you don't give them the Time of they to entertain them because if you do entertain them again that's the invitation to where they'll follow you they'll
come into your house and then that's where stuff can escalate so this specific person he said he was able to see this person he when he got closer they're gone and when he went home and he was like in his bed lying down and sleeping he saw the kid at the corner of his eye did didn't do anything no he was just there it it was just a presence the Kid was there but he said specifically the kid was at the corner looking at him looking down or looking down on him smiling at him and
that's one thing that he'll never get out of his head [ __ ] it's like it's it's like PTSD yeah it's crazy man the I remember and he told me he woke up screaming and everyone came into the room and the kid was gone and he said he had nightmares about seeing this specific smile in his face and saying I can't get this kid smiling at Me out of my face cuz it's something that's so creepy right he had sure he had good intentions but now look you know what I mean that's something that could
that's going to stay with him for the rest of his life hard bro boring this is insane yeah we'll wrap we'll wrap up yeah because they can't hear it because the microphone's say I want to say one more story yeah I want to say one more story too okay no you can say you can say I want you hear it please Please please this is this is dead ass probably the scariest okay this dead ass the the scariest but it's actually kind of funny of a ghost story oh okay so there's this girl and she
said like it's not funny to her cuz obviously not she went to go make tea in her house right and so she made the tea left it went to her room and she's just hanging out in the bedroom when she was in the bedroom she was like helping out her child put the Child to sleep right beside her like she's looking at the child's face and she hears a voice in her head and she thinks it's she thinks it's like as if someone put their lips right in her ear oh my God and says milk
milk yeah milk milk the randomst [ __ ] right and she's like what the [ __ ] and she looks around and it's not the kid cuz she's looking at the kid right it wasn't the kid that said it Bro it clicks in her head every time she has tea she puts milk in it right yeah so when she went back to the kitchen and she looked at her tea it was missing the milk what yo what's [ __ ] this like she still she can't explain it right she doesn't know what the where the
voice came from she doesn't know what it is it might be early onet schizophrenia but dead ass it was a voice that was telling her to put Milk and she didn't have milk in her teeth which she does so do you think ghost can highkey just be friendly and honestly know you I mean it depends I've heard stories from opposite ends of like the Spectrum yeah it depends on the type of spirit cuz ghosts and spirits they're we don't know if they're good or bad right telling yeah exactly you could just see a person they
could be a male a female a boy or a girl we don't know What their intentions are right and you don't know how they pass away you don't know the whole yeah like how you could see a stranger seeing a ghost is the exact same thing you don't know them exactly bro bro this is a because yours was like a positive one with milk but sticking on the topic of kids there was this kid because there was this Mom right who just had her kid and she was waiting for her kid to say her first
words right and one day in the kitchen Her dad was like yo yo she's mumbling stuff she's mumbling stuff you got to come here to the living room her kid mumbles a bit she goes mommy's eyes or mommy's eyes right in like a Mumble right and they're like oh laughing it off mommy's eyes right the next morning the mom goes to work and she gets in a fatal car accident damn what the [ __ ] they get yes she gets rushed to the hospital she still has a heartbeat though she still has a heartbeat the
the Dad and the child are both waiting in the waiting room when the nurse opens the door to show them uh the mom guess what the kid says it was mumbled mommy's eyes oh he got blinded no mommy dies and then she said mom she said she said Mommy remember she still has a heartbeat right yeah she says it again she points at her mom mommy dies and and then 2 seconds after the heartbeat cuts off n that's [ __ ] yo know some [ __ ] kids know they Actually know they have the inner
locket man I'm telling you they got the secrets they got the Goblet I'm telling you they always do do you think like when you're a kid and you have those superstitions let's say you you on a crack you know those on fam but tell me why when you're a kid though it always was true though it was always true right I actually have a theory on that I was going to share with you so here a theory that I have with kids so you every you see it Everywhere with kids specifically befriending Spirits or like
Spirits getting drawn specifically to kids it's always everywhere even in movies and like is it because they're the most innocent I think that's why yeah I was going to say that I think it's because of they're innocent attracts these types of spirits and it makes them Blank Slate exactly and they lock on to these types of kids because of their innocence many with it contaminated there's no Preconceptions of [ __ ] exactly they can it's a moldable thing exactly kids won't get spooked by the spirits right we would obviously get creeped out if I see
a spirit I'd pick up my chair and throw it at it I wouldn't do that but some kids are open to that idea of having a friend so that's something yo crazy when we came to when we came to the cottage though I got scared because there's a Superstition that I almost [ __ ] up and I I thought cuz I I got my eye swollen I Got my allergic reaction so I thought I [ __ ] up so there was something I was trying to avoid when we came to the cottage I brought my
my cowboy hat and there's a Superstition like this is a dead ass Superstition you should never put a hat a cowboy hat specifically on a bed it's like it gives you like 12 years of bad luck whoa what for anybody for anybody that sees it yeah no dead ass like it search it up it's like a it's it's like a a old ass I think it's a Western type of like Superstition but I thought I [ __ ] up because I was only like damn I I never really get allergic to [ __ ] like
that and it just happened so happened like that and I started thinking cuz that's when I slept in the tent remember I slept in the tent last night cuz like damn I can't sleep in the room I was sleeping there and I open my eyes like this like SpongeBob when he wakes up like what the [ __ ] yo I thought of myself like where did I put the Hat Where did I put the hat right and I'm thinking [ __ ] did I leave it on the bed when I was like leaving whatever damn
I I called Josh I'm like yo Josh can you can you look for my cowboy hat I don't know where it is bro he goes my heart is [ __ ] beating bro cuz I know it's like small it's not that serious but imagine if it was and this already happened it's it's going to pile up and like make me think even more it's going To stress me out Josh comes to me I go bro where'd you find it and Josh goes fam I found it on the table like oh [ __ ] okay we're
good why you hyping that up bro I was if you said it was on the bed I was going to walk out what are you talking about no all right thank you everyone for watching this episode of Jumper jump podcast make sure to comment like subscribe all the good stuff thank you John for coming shout out John for getting wet for the video getting drench this is insane Behavior but let me know what you guys think about the quality cuz this is with some new cameras and yeah these are the cameras I use for my
other channel so if you want to go watch some more cinematic esque content go check it out on the Carlos weo Channel and then make sure to go to Spotify Apple download those episodes we love you guys man and if you made it to the Very end of the video comment right now don't leave the cowboy hat on the bed oh okay that's weird yeah that's super weird that's that's kind of long still no but D leave it and we're going to see who watch the video all right all right catch you guys later jumpers
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