all right well these hands aren't gonna [ __ ] themselves so nice to meet you Senator Bevis but but you know three power of three interesting let me think about it of course I thought about it [ __ ] you I'm not sure you did make it through it all I don't think I will have you know I am very well adjusted you you're just good at hiding it good morning oh no uh correction it is not a good morning for my POV because you're here and I [ __ ] hate you I actually have
to go watch a [ __ ] satellite launch in Japan that I'm actually in charge of that I hold on that I reorganized for you for your two [ __ ] carbon neutral to enjoy yeah okay no it's good it's good uh wish everyone luck okay uh in Japanese obviously I think it was pretty clear that I was talking no no it was clear yeah you tortured the old dinosaur you barbecued him live hey [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is his obsession with milk you know who drinks milk kittens and perverts Global
time he's shaking he's still [ __ ] [ __ ] up for us still cleaning up your mess pal oh yeah yeah all right hey Sis hi oh politics still boring the living [ __ ] out of you yeah you know I'm burying the bodies look at you you look like you know an actual human person oh thanks buddy oh what is that date rape by Calvin Klein yeah you wish you wish look at you trying to get inside my head don't open Pandora's Box there's just more dicks in there I think you're a super
talented Superstar and I I love you [Music] oh you're such a [ __ ] [ __ ] I like your girlfriend bro oh thank you I met her at a sex party where she was giving the groom a [ __ ] you should marry that one excuse me I'm stopping people um I'm an adult and I'm important because I work for a man with glasses I see a Jew by the way oh come on what it's just a simple friendly slightly racist question you're a sick [ __ ] you're a sick [ __ ] animal
yeah don't look at me get in that bathroom now go on and you will stay in there until you have done something with yourself [Music] you have a problem Roman a revolting problem in your head this is why you'll never be anything but it disgrace a classic [ __ ] up woman what are we going to do about you what if they could see you now huh oh really it's not cool tell the president to blow me hey Mr President okay the entertainment has arrived it's only got like the first stages of an orgy it's
like kind of exciting but also super awkward but dad's gonna try and win a therapy well he hasn't done therapy with me yet I'm an expert oh yeah oh yeah this is what it looks like when you resolve all your issues uh-huh [ __ ] a right this way this is Tom wall skins chairman of ATN news hi hi Tom how are you chivroy president of domestic operations wherever you're comfortable [Music] [Music] I need five what is this why do you send them okay it's just you know it's like here's my dick oh what like
uh [ __ ] you people just send each other pics of their dicks people send each other pics of their dicks yeah have you heard of dick pics dad but why thank you why I don't know it's just like here's my dick I guess but he said that to be nice well I think he meant to say was that he wished that Mom gave birth to a can opener because at least then it would be useful I guess technically I should take a swing at you technically I should call you libelist scum are you gonna
calm the [ __ ] talk down or are we gonna have to ramp things up well is your dad gonna stop poisoning the discourse of our great Republicans we got a laptop do you see the [ __ ] out there where the [ __ ] good guys now join in by the way feel free no Jim I mean your guy here [ __ ] talking her company oh yeah we don't talk about that then that would be a conflict of interest oh lies oh cause you you yeah the lies can't wait for the big one
tomorrow yeah I I know I can use essential oils oh I think just [ __ ] off thanks yeah look you're gonna be captain of this [ __ ] soon enough so I don't oh [ __ ] sorry [ __ ] you man every intern on the street knows that you're stepping up seriously congrats I'm just so pleased to be out here this place was essentially a cage to me unless you take off [ __ ] it hey congrats man thanks for coming by um look at all this [ __ ] [ __ ] very
serious like he just walked around the New York Stock Exchange with this severed dick in his hand asking where it was good for free soup he likes me people like me I look like a matador and everyone wants to [ __ ] me guess who just didn't kill anyone but maybe only lost a couple of thumbs uh this guy champion and my hero congratulations on 50 years at the top of the biz I love you Dad that was perfect you wanna try one more if it was perfect why would I want one more why don't
we just do one more where maybe you really like sell how you're feeling yeah okay let's do it all right take four what up brick licks it's me Dr [ __ ] I'm a ding dong Doodle Bug dip [ __ ] my dad hates all of you how was that was that good but if we took a position of [ __ ] it do you have a fetish for nearly killing dad like just the tip but for like killing Dad we're going for PGM Pierce good yeah let's do it I like it oh don't be
such a suck up it's pathetic what about you Romulus I I [ __ ] love it but that's my honest opinion he used to lock me in a cage what the [ __ ] no that's a that's a true story oh wait you're you're pretending that you don't remember the dog pound are you tripping yeah it was a game I had to go climb in this big dog cage in the kitchen and wait for someone to come collect me oh yeah well I don't know it might be three minutes might be the whole afternoon four
years old I was eating dog food I have a cold pin Bowl I know right they should make a [ __ ] movie of this [ __ ] right ah I'll be back get married what you know not that like an equivalent of a thing like I abduct you and force you to live with me that's not equivalent I need to think about I get it so let it like I've always thought of you and I mean this in the best possible way as a stone cold killer [ __ ] who says she would don't
know how to flirt you know it's interesting dad because I hear everything he's saying and it actually it almost sounds like a good pitch but I call [ __ ] I spent some time down there and I'm just not seeing it I don't know exactly what they're doing but they're fakes [ __ ] beehives almond milk and take another week on that report Matilda it smells wrong and they're hiding [ __ ] speaking of hiding [ __ ] I took a couple of their staffers out I got them shit-faced and apparently they're looking to unionize
and [ __ ] soon oh yeah paid transparency bargaining rights just nasty tangly [ __ ] and it's not a body pit whatever the [ __ ] a body pit is it's a [ __ ] muesli pit and it doesn't fit with our core you know values so now I'm thinking we just shudder the [ __ ] cut level dad this thing is not coming back they're [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys are a team and uh when a team is a team they can't actually physically be beaten it's impossible beginning about the
presidential thing no I'm still applying for the job of President of the United States cool good for you yeah do you do you think that that's like a natural progression from never done nothing never to the most important job in the world well like could you maybe get a little experience at like a CVS are your nips hard it must be because you are so out in the cold what's going on dude are you pitching you just pitch where'd you spring from Heidi don't stop I want to hear the pitch I might invest we were
just talking to him the enemy they Rome the adults are talking how about you go play in the other room eight Sandy could I maybe get a moment with you in private I'd like to talk to you about how attached you're feeling to your 50 failing local TV stations sure I'm sure we can find the time Robert could could you maybe back off for like 20 minutes I don't know yeah get us a drink I would love another old-fashioned he would love another old-fashioned cliche that he is all right now that's not going to happen
I throw three or four dozen white shoe lawyers at you and see what it would be like to actually physically destroy someone dude I don't know what happened but I'm sure I can fix it [ __ ] you oh Jesus you're a piece of [ __ ] yeah why are you not looking I look I will stare at you as long as you want if that's what you desperately desire what's going on Roman nothing just make me go weird as you know and fully intend but we um let's talk later okay like in like 30
or whatever once we set sail we should have a chat what is it what's going on I just need to talk with you that's all we should do it later it'd be better if we did it later because um you can no doubt tell just from looking at me that it's not great but you know Dad said it so it's a message look it's not a [ __ ] official heads upping you here okay but yeah early warning I did not intend to talk about this right now but yeah you're why I guess he's just
unhappy about how long took for you to settle with the doj [ __ ] well the number I think the fine too big I dance just through a [ __ ] thunderstorm without us getting wet okay I guess you just lost his confidence oh since when sent me repeated images of your genitalia I know he really loves that and that happened
