three hours now in my last video I gave my thoughts and opinions about the new Mega mine movie for those who haven't seen it I recommend you do because this video won't make any sense but if not all you need to know is that I thought it was [ __ ] [ __ ] Mega m 2 is a disgrace to the original and I wish that it ended there but unfortunately as I mentioned in the video there is a mega M TV show and I swear to God bro the mega mind TV show has got
to be the worst goddamn animated series I've ever seen in my life okay I didn't think it was possible but this pile of dog [ __ ] is even worse than the trash ass Mega mine sequel as a matter of fact it seems like the entire point of that trash ass Mega mine sequel is to set of an even more trash ass mega mind show this [ __ ] destroys everything left of the original to the point where there's no way in hell you could even call it a mega mind adaptation there are eight episodes
to get through so [ __ ] it let's just start with episode one begins with mega mind adjusting to his new life as a hero oh but not just any hero a hero that's also a social media influencer you see the retirement home that wrote this [ __ ] show probably realized that hey you know what the kids love Tik Tok Instagram YouTube shorts twitch.tv did you hear that Mega M's one of those goddamn internet laay Ma you know those May the kids love like [ __ ] flossing they talk about [ __ ] flossing
in the show do I need to exercise what about flossing so we then open with quite possibly the least threatening robbery I've ever seen in my life it's broad daylight this [ __ ] has no weapons not a bat a blade the blicky nothing luckily mega mind and chmer arrive on the scene to save the day but are quickly interrupted by a new superhero known as dude monkey a [ __ ] influencer who Vlogs himself fighting crime dude monkey easily disposes of the robber Returns the money to the cashier roasts mega mind on camera and
then disappears I got to say dude monkey is one of the most insufferable characters on this show say banana Lama dingdong post that on your soci you'll get Buu engagements nobody [ __ ] talks like this it's the most cringe out of touch old person's idea of what young people sound and act like overly obnoxious cameras wacky hip internet dude monkey who Megamind then visits mayor Rock Sand's office and we learned that the Doom Syndicate he spent the entirety of the last movie putting in prison broke out of prison great just as Rox San's about
to ask Mega mine for a favor her [ __ ] of an assistant storms in to snatch the opportunity away from him Mega mine and the assistant fight over a piece of paper which turns out to be an appearance invitation for Mega mine at an aquarium but since the assistant hates Mega mine she really wants dude monkey to do the gig instead so they fight some more but roxan ultimately chooses Mega Mine by the way it's really great to see this show continue Mega mine's regression from genius hero to dumb [ __ ] Manchild back
at the lirer the annoying ass Megamind stand who now works for Megamind tells him that dude monkey is trolling him on the internet Megamind being a certified dumbass doesn't know how the internet works so she has to teach him using his Newfound knowledge of social media Mega mine goes to the streets to film a vlog of his own but he struggles because he's too unnatural on camera so then the annoying as Mega mine stand suggests that he record himself doing something heroic and conveniently out of nowhere the one [ __ ] in this abandoned city
is about to get rammed by the only [ __ ] car that's driving seizing the opportunity Megamind rushes to save The Pedestrian by blowing up his car with a dehydration gun wait hold on you're telling me the dehydration gun the most OP gun in this entire Universe has more than one setting disintegrate deg gravity deep freeze deck demoralize debilitate destroy why the [ __ ] does he not use this gun all the time also since I'm being petty the transition to the scene was absolutely atrocious they do this little camera pan from right to left
which is supposed to be the transition but then they cut to something entirely different at the end of the transition defeating the purpose of the transition what's the point of panning the camera if you're just going to cut we then find out that the guy who literally almost died is a grown ass dude monkey fan the fan wants to pick with them and tells Megamind to [ __ ] off to make things even worse roxan decides to go with dude monkey for the Aquarium event Megamind was initially supposed to host before Megamind could even plead
his case dude monkey posts another video of himself stopping crime hey my wallet sup dude moneros pretty much going to declare myself where the [ __ ] are the guys that were just behind him they were running it takes like a whole 10 seconds until the dudes magically reappear and start moving again the animators are so godamn lazy that they couldn't even try to fix a mistake like this in the first episode so anyway Mega mine tries to oneup dude monkey by being just as cool in Sigma as him Mega mine goes after Lord Nite
who's stealing a [ __ ] Fishbowl for some reason and every single one of Mega mind's attempts at being cool and trying to catch him fails miserably once again he has a gun that could Wipe Out the entire human race but he's too stupid to use it when it matters back at the lir the as Megamind stand finds a footage of mega mind being a dumbass funny and recommends that he upload it to show off his human side but this suggestion angers mega mind and he demotes her attempting to delete the footage Megamind accidentally posted
to the internet and wao it does insan numbers 6 billion views in counting 124,000 likes and zero dislikes damn that's a terrible ratio 6 billion people watch this and only 100,000 people click the like button yeah okay buddy also there's like nobody in this city no way in hell 6 billion [ __ ] even watching this [ __ ] after this surprising success Mega mine reprom the annoying ass stand as they continue to investigate Lord 99 Shenanigans they discovered that the reason he was stealing a fishbowl was the Aquarium event wow what a Twist at
the aquarium which is reused from Megamind 2 monkey [ __ ] gives a speech to the city roxan then receives a call from Megamind warning her that Lord night night is hiding in one of the food carts oh yeah another thing to mention just because people commented on this in the last video and you will continue to notice it throughout the entirety of the show is that almost all the character models of the civilians are reused it's blatant how cheap this [ __ ] is just look at the shop bro it's like the same five
models so then Lord night Knight pops out of one of the cards Dude monkey attempts to fight him thinking that it's an actor that he hired you see this is where we find out that dude monkey is actually a fraud who stages all the crimes he stops but Lord 99 in this case is actually real so he kicks dude monkey's ass and scares him away then Mega mine shows up and [ __ ] one- shots Lord ight with the def freeze gun damn that's a nice surprise surely he'll use his weapon logically for the rest
of the show of course not so then megga mind records dude monkey admitting to being a fraud and Revels in the praise from the city and then Chum makes his own epic meme pretty chill homeboy I think you OMG what a rawful lxd while the attendants are distracted the Frozen Lord night Knight becomes a shadow and sneaks into the lab with his Fishbowl sometime later he escapes with the starfish which we learn has regenerative abilities the floating brain from Mega mine 2's post credit scene appears out of the shadows and maniacally laughs because he's evil
We Begin this episode with a blindfolded mega mind anxiously anticipating a surprise from Rock sand the surprise ends up being a megaan themed dut shop as part of the same dut shop from the movie The two are greeted Inside by Mr donut that's his actual [ __ ] a name who gives them a tour of the kitchen mega mind is not allowed to eat inside the kitchen but his intrusive thoughts tempt him to devour a donut roxan fights for him to let go of the donut but they accidentally shoot jelly onto the floor causing Mr
donut to slip and fall into a Vada glaze in order to save him Mega mine shoots his laser gun at the glaze tank and dumps Out Mr donut but he needs to be taken to the hospital later a fresh out of the hospital Mr donut needs help repairing his shop in order to reheat the broken glaze container megga mine gives Mr donut his laser glove which quickly does the trick but considering that Mr donut was this dowed in a pool of [ __ ] his entire body is still sticky and the glove is now stuck
to his hand they attempt to take it off but he's also running late to the bank so Mega mine's like [ __ ] it just take this weapon with you what's the worst that can happen and shockingly Mr donut is accused of attempted robbery as he showed up to the bank with a weapon mega mind and Chum attempt to restrain him but the laser keeps malfunctioning as the building continues to get blasted to bits a piece of the ceiling whacks Mr donut in the head and knocks him unconscious appearing just a second too late the
annoying as megaan stand finds a torn piece of paper reading the words Opera pay mega mega mine and Chum take Mr donut back to a secret abandoned warehouse but due to his head injuries he doesn't remember [ __ ] so Megamind and Chum have the great idea of leaving the dementia ridden Mr donut all by himself as he wanders his foreign surroundings Mr donut is confronted by none other than the goish gang who also broke out a prison since the last movie this Warehouse turns out to be the Gish gang's Hideout and while they are
initially hostile they recognize Mr Donut from the breaking news oh we're the Go Fish gang and we're huge fans he's been a villain for like 3 minutes how the [ __ ] are they idolizing him anyway they take him out to their next scheme where queso over here is struggling to break open a door so Mr donut shoots it open with his laser glove we don't even see what's inside this building or room that they're breaking into the first shot is them walking in and the next shot is them walking out so then Mr donut
officially joins the goish gang and they plot to go after Mega mine roxan gets pissed that Mega mine left a memory deficient Mr donut all by himself so Mega mine calls Mr donut who pretends to have been kidnapped by the goofish gang fearing his safety megga mine and Chum rush to The Hideout to save him meanwhile roxan and the annoying as megga mine stand investigate the doughnut shop while it's closed roxan discovers that Opera pay Mega is actually operation pay way back Mega mine but then unexpectedly somebody else enters the shop this woman turns out
to be Mrs donut who preparing thank you decorations for operation payback mega mind it's a surprise party for mega mind after he saved Mr Donut's life so Rock San and the annoying as mega mind stand explained that Mr donut has gone crazy and that the only way to save him is with the power of family Megamind and Chum get trapped by Mr donut and the goish Gang and right as they're about to die Mr Donut's family shows up and he becomes a good guy fights alongside Mega mine and the Gish gang gets arrested this episode
is so [ __ ] stupid that I don't want to talk about for more than 15 seconds essentially Chum is mad at the annoying ass Mega mine stand for being a slob a bunch of roaches start a rebellion in the lair Mega mine's afraid of roaches and then he's not and then CH and the annoying as Mega Min St and become friends that's it Mega mine visits a stressed out rock sand who on top of her mayoral duties has to deal with yet another member of the Doom Syndicate lady Doppler roaming free yet again to
fix this stress megamon uses his new body switch device on Rock sand unfortunately this switch can only wear off over time leaving Megamind and rock sand stuck as each other they argue and then Rox San's like I bet I can do your job better than you and vice versa so then roxan has to go to a ceremony and give the annoying as mega mind stand some award that no one gives a [ __ ] about and she immediately finds out that roxan is Mega mine meanwhile mayor Mega mine signs off on a bunch of stupid
laws and roxan pretty much destroys the entire city while fighting crime then a bunch of angry [ __ ] try to storm the capital and mega mind has no idea what to do I know that a who I think it is so he calls roxan for help to which she tells him to be a good leader and calm the storm the problem is that he's [ __ ] terrible at it and eventually lady Doppler shows up roxan tries to fight her but loses and then Mega mine finally gives a good speech that unites the citizens
but is cut off by Lady doppler's arrival at the capital building meanwhile roxan is all sad because she feels like she's an impostor until the annoying ass megaan Stan gives a Dar man life lesson to get her motivated again lady Doppler attempts to kill Mega M but then roxand TR her long enough for Chum to trap burn a godamn snow globe the city celebrates and both Mega mine and roxan revert back to their original Bodies Okay so Mega mine and the crew play a game of guess who but with an electric shock feature if they
get a question wrong during a round between Mega mine and roxan they start to remous about their relationship obviously they're still not together because they abandoned all that [ __ ] from the first movie but they have a moment regardless then the annoying as mega mind stand has to head home to finish the school project and we also learned that her teacher is an old friend of roxan Bennett meanwhile Megamind gets a tour of the school from the annoying ass stand Beyond excited being in the proximity of children Megamind is eager to take a gander
in the School's classrooms but to his disappointment he finds nothing more than roxan and benon having a fun time without him back at the lir mega mine lays on his couch depressed over roxan and Bennett's relationship the annoying guest Megamind stand tells him that he's jealous but he remains in denial here Megamind also reveals that Roan's like the only friend he has and now because of Bennett he has no friends but then Chum's like I'm your friend and Mega's like shut the [ __ ] up and Minion's like okay because I guess he's cool with
being a doormat again and it's actually so funny because they've done this plot three times now in mega mind 1 mega mind learns to treat minion better in mega mind 2 he again has to learn to treat him better and in the show he's still an [ __ ] to him there's no character development after the annoying as Mega mine stand goes home Mega mine takes her school project and modifies the robot into pal 3000 his new best friend him and pal visit the dut shop for the sole purpose of making rock San jealous Mega
mine acts like a 5-year-old and eventually pal 3000 takes things too far and wrecks the shop then the annoying as Mega mine Stan angrily finds out what megga mine did to her project so Megamind has to tell pal that they are no longer Pals unfortunately this causes pal to go on a rampage looking for another replacement Megamind and he wrecks the city fast forward a bunch of [ __ ] and mega mine pretends to be friends with pal just long enough for roxan to throw the [ __ ] electric Guess Who at him causing him
to malfunction pal is all sad and he wants to die but then Megamind apologizes and he's all cool again and the girl passes her class roxan later tells Megamind that that Bennett is a nerd and she doesn't like him hey wasn't she just arrested like two episodes ago this episode is so [ __ ] boring bro okay so mega mind is Sleepy Chum makes clones of himself the Clones become gigum and then Chum defeats gigum and then then the episode ends with the floating brain Gathering all the materials he needs for his plan except for
Mega M's Binky so he sets his sights on the annoying ass Mega M stand to get it so Chum freaks out because the golden hairbrush from the last episode has been stolen the annoying ass Mega mine stands like who gives a [ __ ] it's just a stupid hairbrush but it turns out that its owner is none other than the floating brain guy whose real name is Makia villain Megamind explains that moia villain is his old master who taught him everything he knows in villain school and even drops a mega mind one reference presentation say
that [ __ ] again okay okay you see the problem with this explanation is that it completely destroys Mega mine's backstory when Mega mine Goes to School in the first movie he's a complete loner who only shares a bond with one person and that's minion the whole reason why Megamind was a good villain wasn't because he learned how to be one he was good at it because everyone else treated him like one so not only did this [ __ ] Universe establish a doom Syndicate that fits nowhere within this villain origin timeline but also an
entire teacher who taught him everything about being bad it's so godamn stupid and unnecessary so then Rox San gives the annoying as Mega mine stand a drone because it's her birthday Mega mine completely forgot about this but the annoying ass Mega mine stand says he owes her after the events of the last movie she wants to be taught by megga mine just like Maki aelan taught him but he tells her to [ __ ] off since megga mine won't train her the annoying as megga mine stand steals his disguise watch and attempts to infiltrate the
Doom Syndicate by pretending to be Lord ight who is currently in prison these [ __ ] are in and out of prison like every episode I've lost track using her Savvy Tech skills the annoying as mega mind stand is able to pinpoint the syndicates Hideout which exists inside of an office Hideout is some generic minimalist tech hell and one of the employees happens to be mayor [ __ ] oh I'm sorry former mayor [ __ ] who constantly gets bullied by the Doom Syndicate the annoying ass mega mind stand walks in to get the Deets
about the Doom syndicate's next move but then lady Doppler is all like where are the sandwiches you were supposed to bring and peer pressure is like wash my B so the annoying as Mega mon stand is stuck doing all the chores that Lord 9 night was supposed to do meanwhile Megam mine [ __ ] sucks at baking a cake we then cut back to the office where the former mayor is being treated like a lap dog by the Doom Syndicate feeling awful about this the annoying as Mega mine stand reveals to him that she's in
Disguise and asks for his help in case of an emergency the former mayor Reveals His Name to be Jody smelt and that he can do literally anything because it's convenient to the plot back in Disguise the annoying as Mega monan has completed all the chores and is finally invited to the Doom syndicates meeting but right before it begin Begins the real lord night KN shows up they both argue over who's the real one leaving the Doom Syndicate divided that is until Makia velen makes his arrival he immediately notices the disguise watch on the fake Lord
night KN and blows her cover Maki villain explains that Megam mine wasted his own life and is being dismissive of her potential as a villain she plays along with this idea of going rogue but Maki villain says that in order for her to gain his trust she must steal Mega mine's Binky back at the layer Mega mine makes a cake that is so unbelievably dog [ __ ] that he par I izes himself in rock sand the annoying ass Mega mine stand somehow reaches the ceiling of The Hideout and sneaks into megga mine's room to
steal the binky she realizes how powerful the binky is so she has jod to make a fake which he completes in 15 minutes the annoying ass Mega mine stand gives makilan the binky to which he then reveals it is the most powerful energy source in the world and he's going to use it to restore his original body but right as the annoying ass Mega mine stand's about to leave she does the stupidest [ __ ] thing where she goes like ha pranked y'all that's not the real Binky the real one's in my backpack and then
runs away so then the Doom Syndicate chases her down but she easily uses their powers against them and escapes the Doom Syndicate returns to the office all disappointed until Makia villain reveals that he actually stole the real Binky this entire time what when he was explaining the entire plot of the show he secretly swapped the binky in the girl's backpack the annoying as megaan stand realized she lost the real Binky and returns to the lair all depressed Mega mine finally being a good friend throws a birthday party for her however since she [ __ ]
up pretty bad she runs away embarrassed leaving the crew confused we cut back to the office where makel and finally regenerates himself last episode holy [ __ ] Makia villain makes his glamorous first appearance and says the funny line re chasa stop meanwhile the 20 people that live in metrocity have gathered for Comet day while Chum is watching the event on TV he notices the annoying as Mega mine stand acting irritable she confesses that she gave Mega min's Binky to Makia villain which freaks out Chum she wants to be the one to tell Mega mine
but when he wakes he cuts her off before she can speak when he realizes he's running late to the comet ceremony right before he leaves Maki villain interrupts his TV signal and reveals that he's put three challenges in the city for megabind to solve with just 1 hour to do so so Mega mine Chum and the annoying as Mega mine stand Drive Away looking to locate the first challenge maky villain appears via hologram to give the crew a riddle to guide them in the right direction this riddle ends up leading them to the observatory which
is the same place where Metro was killed in mega mind one cool Easter egg they don't mention this at all at the observatory the annoying as mega mind Stan attempts to confess yet again but is cut off this time by peer pressure who is at top the building he creates a bunch of fake clones of himself to which Mega mine easily takes care of using the debilitate function on his gun then a pissed off Rock sand calls Megamind out for not appearing at the ceremony but before he can respond makel interrupts to drop another clue
every time he drops a riddle there's no buildup to it being solved he just says the clue and then the crew immediately guesses it and goes there so this location they go to for challenge 2 is an electrical power plant and take a guest who shows up to fight them lady Doppler the annoying as mega mind stand talks some [ __ ] to her and like before gets her to electrocute herself and then inadvertently blows up the city power plant causing Roan's live feet to cut out completely the final challenge ends up being Makia villain
Lord 99 and Behemoth breaking into Mega mine's lirer they take over all of his equipment and drones to terrorize the people of metrocity to cut off machia villain's access to his Tech Megamind destroys his Tech satellite from outer space but before he can celebrate makone reveals he's retargeted his laser to shoot at the comet which is now headed straight toward metrocity Megamind is all depressed because he feels like he's [ __ ] up yeah no [ __ ] and is at this point we learn information about mega mind that completely destroys anything redeemable about this
show when I was a student I accidentally left the gamma chamber on while heating a burrito I came back from an errand to find Makia villain's entire Fortress burned to ashes I'm not proud of it but I took credit for destroying my master and on that lie I went from being an ordinary villain to a super one so he's a fraud Megamind is not him he was never a genius super villain so then the annoying ass Megamind stand tells Megamind what to do because he's a scammer she says to try to use his D whatever
gun to destroy the comet cuz as we've seen it literally does everything Megamind arrives to save the city hooks the gun up to his car and enables the de destroy setting he shoots at the comet and of course this is the one time it doesn't [ __ ] work accepting that the world is about to be obliterated Mega mine locks eyes with roxan and begins to confess his inner feelings until Makia villain interrupts and captures the attention of the citizens with the unlimited power of the binky Mak aelan destroys the comet with a stone statue
I guess stone is stronger than Galactic lasers but who gives a [ __ ] then makone descends and takes credit as the new hero of metrocity which is co-signed by the entire city okay the binky was in mega mind 1 he had it since he was a child but all it did in the movie was shoot lasers where the hell is this unlimited Godlike power [ __ ] coming from if it holds this much power Megamind could have easily killed metroman with it on his own it would have given him superpowers this doesn't make any
sense so Mega mine's reputation's in the [ __ ] and he's at his absolute lowest the annoying s Megamind stand finds this to be the perfect time to confess that she's the one that gave away the binky and Megamind is surprised ly forgiving then there's a live stream press conference where Mak aelan blames megaan for all the disasters that happened that day using the riddles and chopped up footage from The Observatory the power plant the brainwash drones and the laser that shot the comet to atrocity this selective narrative makes it seem like Megamind was being
the villain the whole time and after seeing the overwhelming evidence roxan declares Megamind a terrorist leaving the gang shocked but just when all hope is lost Megamind realizes that he needs to call in the big guns he needs metroman oh my my God shut the [ __ ] up this is so stupid there's going to be more [ __ ] I have to watch DreamWorks please cancel this show I can't take any more megaan character assassination so yeah this was a pain to get 1 hour and 20 minutes for the movie was bad enough but
3 hours of the show I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy I have nothing left to say pray that this show never gets to season 2 and DreamWorks uses it as a tax right off
