If Your Barista Was Honest: Season 1 😈☕️ (Part 1-20)

[Music] finally I've been waiting in line forever uh yeah sorry about that it's been a busy morning that's not an excuse okay I'm going to be late to my meeting because of you I'm sorry to hear that what can I get started for you um what do I [Music] want bro are you being for real right now uh what you're choosing this moment to start reading the menu that has been in front of your face this entire time yeah I just wanted to see this this is a Starbucks we have the same menu as every

Starbucks I uh what's that meeting you're late for dumbass is anonymous you you can't talk to me that way say goodbye to your loyalty star you can't do that I can and I will you monster I hope you like de oh large almond latte for Jessica is that my drink that's a large almond latte for Jessica but is it mine is your name Jessica no then how could it possibly be yours I was just asking a stupid ass question yeah I mean was your order even remotely similar to this one I ordered iced espresso Joe

huh yeah hand me the decaf no I'm just waiting in line of course I can talk what's up excuse me sir we haven't really hit our benchmarks this quarter so I'm thinking maybe we should think outside the box hey yo well just get in touch with him bro maybe you can help us think outside the box hey you with the airpod I'm telling you it is all about thinking outside the box and you know you're thinking outside the box you just touched move your ass out of the way okay you don't have to shout I

do have to shout you literally made it so I had to shout you just lost yourself a customer yeah you didn't buy anything bro get out hey give me a flat white uh we can't make any of the espresso drinks right now cuz our espresso machine is out of order okay yeah whatever just give me a latte that's that's made with espresso I don't have time for this just make it without the espresso so you just want hot milk then no then no I can't make a latte with no espresso dude chill what do you

want to drink that's not listed under espresso beverages give me a cappuccino no just give me something I'm not picky decaf drip comeing up large hot latte what what happened this isn't what I ordered you didn't order a large hot latte no then it's not your drink how can you not all the other people here waiting I I thought it was mine so you ordered something similar then I ordered [Music] uh small iced that's not even close listening is complicated you're getting Deca no here's your latte man um you made a mistake what I wanted

it iced did you order it iced no I just said latte then how was I supposed to know that you wanted an I if I knew how to read mines I wouldn't waste that on you it's hot outside you should be able to assume that oh it's hot outside I guess I'll just hook you up with a fresh decaf ice latte but that's not what I want it's what you deserve yeah it's your small coffee man oh um listen could you make it a large what could you make it a large you just paid for

a small I'm a regular okay so maybe you could just make it a large maybe I should kick you in the head it's a 75 cents difference what are you trying to do I'm I'm a regular I come in every morning and every morning you make us hate you more that's true we hate you bro I want special treatment oh your drink is going to be special you're going to charge me for the difference yeah and then I'm going to give you Decap why does this always happen to me why do you keep coming back

I don't know hey you guys are still open right uh actually we're going to be closed in less than a minute so great I'll have three smoothies a cappuccino know 17 toasted bagels and a unicorn Frappuccino all for here oh look at that we're closed but I ordered already we're closed I ordered before you closed so legally you have legally I you know what I already see where this is going you're a waste of oxygen you know that you've dialed 911 what's your emergency yes I have a deranged lunatic trespassing on Starbucks property how crazy

are we talking he ordered three smoothies right before closing time wow they sound like a real waste of oxygen that's what what I said give him decaf if you have to we'll be right there not the decaf hey yo give me decaf latte I got to get up early tomorrow did you just snap your fingers at me did you just snap your fingers at me uh yes Joe lock the front door on it what's happening do you have a medical condition no good cuz you're not getting decaf what no no full calf espresso double shot

that's going to keep me up all night that'll give you time to work on your manners but I like to be rude triple shot give me a cappuccino okay what size cappuccinos only have one size we got small medium or large which one do you want so that's actually untrue I just got back from Italy and maybe you should have stayed there uh what you knew we had multiple sizes here and you decided to walk in and be difficult so now we're going to do it the hard way sure I is this the size you

want uh no I hey what about this size what no I dude stop what about a big one huh you want a big one uh English do you speak it in Italy the proper size he dude stop okay no I want 8 oz you're getting de not me hey man what can I get you hey man no I'm not busy what's up yeah wow that is crazy well you see that's just because I'm more important than everyone else take those things off you're just going to stand there and make everyone wait on you what are

you some special kind of stupid what say what again I dare you what you're getting DEA what uh excuse me you're making that wrong what it's supposed to be an iced latte I just ordered you just ordered right now yeah and there are four people in front of you waiting for their order uh yeah so it's obviously not your drink I I I thought if you were thinking you wouldn't have thought that is my drink the next one why would there's four people waiting so so you're getting yours last and I'm going to make it

wrong on purpose wo whoo What water down sugar free room temperature you wouldn't finish him DEC no add an extra shot in there for me okay uh that's going to be $6 thought it was five uh the extra shot's another dollar huh there you go what I didn't have another dollar on me so put it back uh now I I put a in like a week ago I said put it back okay geez sorry I just I really need that extra shot all of it what put all of it in the cup or you're getting

Deca that's not legal if you try to play the victim right now I swear to God I just want an extra shot how about a shot of Le huh shot a lead cuz I know a guy no please put it in the cup yes sir I'm sorry fatality I'll have my usual what's your usual uh you know my usual I obviously don't know your usual I've never seen you before before in my entire life I come to Starbucks every morning this Starbucks no at a different location then how would I know what your usual order

is uh you're an idiot I mean how sad is your life that you have to behave like a total to feel important just give me a soy milk flat white with no what that ship is sailed you're not getting your usual then then then what what am I getting no not the all right you can just pay right down there why is it so much because you ordered that much you're charging me for the extra shot yeah why because this ain't a charity Steve that's why I wasn't charged for the extra shot last time oh

well then I'll just have to charge it double this time does that sound good no here's a crazy thought if you're trying to save money don't come to Starbucks the customer is always wrong and you're getting deep Hey Dean just thought you should know we're all out of decaf man what you used it all up bro we got to order more no [Music] decaf want to hear a joke uh DEC but he just said I brought my own I have my own Supply oh no oh yeah oh no you're getting de I'm a sad little

man extra extra extra hot latte that's really hot no really why did you make it that hot it's an extra extra extra hot latte yeah how does that need to be explain I could have burned my mouth it's what you ordered I pay the company and the company pays you so why don't you be a good little employee and just do your I am had it with your nons you grapped my shirt shut up yes sir you got exactly what you ordered and it still wasn't enough you threw a tantrum like a belligerent child it

was just so hot I will end you why are you so angry I'm always Ang because of people like you people leave a vile stain on society your ridiculous Petty behavior and today today you're going to get a taste of what you've had coming what do I have coming decaw Victory the large hot latte for Denise that's not what I ordered okay I ordered an iced coffee is your name Denise no that's a large hot latte for Denise so obviously not an iced coffee for you then why did you put it in front of me

because you're standing directly in front of the Expo counter you little freak I didn't know you don't know how to read or listen oh get roasted dude when am I getting what I ordered you're not what you're not getting what you order oh I know what he's getting [Music] what you're getting Decap huh you're getting Decap Decap you can wear bro I'm a bad person and I deserve this hot latte for Harvey hey man I appreciate you what did you just say to me I said I appreciate you I'm I'm sorry I haven't heard those

words in so long are you okay I am now thank you uh excuse me this is my iced espresso right uh hey that's actually mine hey you I just ordered 5 seconds ago this is it right it's a hot drink and it has my name on it yeah but is it mine put the drink down okay what's the problem you're the problem what you're the scum of the earth you inconsiderate hopeless wretch how dare you there will be consequences I am the consequences I am Justice I Am The Giver of deca you wouldn't dare you're

getting [Music] Deca wait I never thanked you and you'll never have to hey lazy where's my food what I've been waiting at my table for 20 minutes and nobody's brought me my food this is a Starbucks I know that so why are you acting like you've never been to a Starbucks before I've seen you in here a dozen times you know we don't have waiters so you're not going to bring it to my table did you order it at your table uh no well then uh there's your answer the sandwich costed me $10 it's about

to cost you more than that if you keep how can you justify such high prices when you're service is this awful I've been waiting for almost an hour you should have at least offered me a free pastry I'm a reasonable guy I'd be willing to drop this whole thing if you throw in a cinnamon twist for free how about I cinnamon twist your neck for free would you like that nobody is actually as stupid as you're pretending to be if you wanted free stuff you're in the wrong time and place just give me my sandwich

oh I'll give you your sandwich and I'm going to give you decaf I drink decaf all the time so it's not for drinking we're getting decaf in your sandwich your first bite will be one of Horror oh God you will reconsider how long you want to remain on this Earth as your teeth sink into the wet Melancholy Puck of used Decap coffee cup I'm scared and it won't stop there because I will force you to swallow it and every time you see a sandwich for the rest of your pitiful life you will have no choice

but to remember the vile taste of your shameful Behavior reverberating throughout your entire Nickelodeon looking figure I need to use the bathroom I think you just did I'm soiled hey I want a large pumpkin spice cinnamon Abomination this is actually the pickup counter you can order over there where the line is dude I know that I'm telling you first so the drink is ready when I'm done ordering we have a line of people waiting you can't just skip in front of them why not because they got here before you did do you not know how

lines work did you fail kindergarten none of your business yet somehow I'm the one who has to deal with it Are you seriously going to make me wait in line like everyone else no I'm going to make you wait longer than everyone else and then I'm going to give you decal well I just won't drink it then you you can't force me to drink [Music] it what the [Music] hey where where am I what what is this remember when you said I couldn't force you to drink decaf you were right you're getting decaf bya injection

this is Justice say good [Music] [Applause] night yeah