- Hey guy, I'm sick, (jaunty techno music) but I'm not gonna let that stop me from promoting my brand new merch. We have hoodies, shirts, hat, poster. We even have a signed trading card commemorating my illustrious football career.
Check it out! A lot of people seem to think that you can't promote new merch if you're sick, but they couldn't be more wrong. What do you think I'm gonna do?
Sneeze all over the shirts? You think you're gonna buy a shirt, and there's gonna be little sneezes all over it? That's ridiculous.
I'm an adult. I have tissues. I'm sorry, I just think you're being really dramatic about this.
I'm nowhere near the shirts. I'm not in the warehouse, okay? I couldn't sneeze on them even if I wanted to.
And I do kind of want to. Whatever, go to DrwGoodenShop. com, see if I care.
About a year ago, my friend sent me a screenshot of an ad he got on Facebook, and it's been haunting me ever since. Now, when I first saw this, I was like, oh no, that poor woman, this is how she'll be remembered forever? Surely there was another reference photo they could have used for this.
Maybe even one where she's awake? I just hope that when her family showed it to her, she threw it into a blender and wrote them all out of her will. At least that's what I thought at first.
But as time has passed, I realized that actually, this might be the funniest way to be remembered. What a gift to be immortalized so artistically. If my grandkids came up to me and said, "This is how we will honor your legacy, grandpa," and it's just me, like- I would love that.
(pleasant string flourish) I would write them into my will, because they were not in there before. So I think one of the first things that stood out to me about this website is the juxtaposition between the poetic language used to describe these products next to, I don't know, the dorkiest looking statue I've ever seen in my life. "Imagine your kid standing with the big smile and a twinkle in eyes.
The playful energy and carefree spirit of childhood is immortalized in these beautiful figurines. A work of art that captures the magic of their journey and creates a stunning memento that will spark joy for years to co- The holiest bobblehead you'll ever own? I'm sorry, what gave you the idea that my bobbleheads are unholy?
Fuck you! No, it's actually funny they say this, because as a 29 year old man, I do own two bobbleheads, and both of them have kind of aged poorly in their own ways. One of them is Tua Tagovailoa when he won the NVP.
The Nickelodeon Valuable Player. But shortly after I bought this, he started suffering from a series of concussions, so it now makes me a little uncomfortable, you know, jostlin' his head around. And the other one I got several years ago, it's Jonathan Isaac.
Now I know to like 98% of you, that doesn't mean anything. This just looks like a guy. But if you do know who Jonathan Isaac is, then you know that it actually doesn't get much holier than this.
And I'm not just saying that 'cause his fricking arm fell off. No, it's 'cause he's like if a youth pastor played basketball. This has gotta be the craziest one.
"When a fan's love for their idol meets art, the magic happens. A stunning figurine like this will not only capture your hero's legendary presence, but also feature you as a devoted fan. " So the concept for this one is you get a statue of you standing in front of a statue of your idol.
But just to be clear, it's not supposed to be them as a person. It literally is a statue. I love the idea that someone would go to all the trouble to get this 3D printed, but it's still like, "Well, I wouldn't actually meet them in real life.
They're not like my friend, but I could be standing in front of a cardboard cutout. " It looks like they forgot to put the actual prices on some of these. So it's just a crossed out number.
It doesn't cost $99. Okay, well how much does it cost? Either less than or more than $99.
Actually, the price range on these, one of the craziest things I've ever seen. The cheapest thing you can get is like 50 bucks. If you're just getting a head.
The most expensive thing you can get on my3Dselfie. com is a family of nine, all one foot tall, wearing custom clothing. You ready for this?
$6,741. (ominous banging) - Hey kids, I know you are all very excited to get to go to Disney this Summer. - Yeah, Mickey Mouse.
- But unfortunately we are gonna have to cancel the trip because daddy spent our vacation money on something different. - Well, that's okay. Did he at least get us something cool like a Xbox?
- No. - Or maybe a bigger car. - Yeah.
So we don't all have to cram into the Prius anymore. - That would've been nice, but no, actually. - Oh, I bet he fixed the roof finally.
You guys know how it leaks on my bed every night. - It's not the roof, dumbass. You keep pissing yourself.
- What? - Guys, guys, relax. Our father's a smart man.
Smartest guy I know. Look, I was as excited as anyone to see Mickey Mouse this year, but even I know that taking a family of nine to Disney World is expensive. So if Dad decided that it would be more fiscally responsible to use those funds for something else, then who are we to cast judgment?
Has he ever let us down before? - No. - You're right.
- Exactly. So go ahead, mom. Tell us what he bought.
- Bunch of nutcrackers. - Oh my God. They have video testimonials?
- I want to give you a big thank you. - Wow, that's the guy from, from this video that we're watching right now. It looks just like him.
- Oh yeah. Hey, just look at it. - Okay.
- Just look at it. - I am! - Is that perfect, or what?
- Yeah, I guess. - Let's celebrate by singing a good old Blazing Saddles work song. - Oh, you don't have to.
♪ Camp town racetrack five miles long ♪ ♪ All the doodah day ♪ ♪ One to run all night ♪ ♪ One to run all day ♪ (Drw chuckles) - They cut him off in the middle of the song. This is on their official YouTube channel, which means stay edited out the end of the song. They just cut him off mid-word.
♪ Doodah, doodah ♪ - Yeah, that's awesome, Thanks, man. Mm, I wonder. - My statue of- - I have bought more than I was- (testimonials overlapping) - They make a lot of good points.
Wait, they don't just have customer videos on their YouTube channel. They also have other videos? (gentle, dainty music) Holy shit.
(birds chirping) - Will you marry me? - That Zach Braff? - Honey, I was thinking, what should we have as our wedding cake topper?
- Yeah, if there's one thing I know about guys, it's that we're always obsessing over our wedding cake toppers. Especially unprompted at dinner. - Let me search for it.
- She brought her laptop? - This is my 3D selfie! They make amazing fully customized 3D selfie.
- Oh wow! Amazing. Wow.
That looks real and lifelike! - Just like this video does. (keyboard ticking) I didn't know you could scroll down on a webpage by typing sideways on your keyboard.
- Hey look, they offer custom figurines. (bright, worrying music) - Why not stick with the standard? - Stop being cheap here!
(date slaps hand) - You know, I like how they showed him really contemplating it. (bright, worrying music) - Okay, honey. - Like he's not sure if he wants this or not.
And that's a pretty honest way to show off your product. I respect that. - Yay!
(bright, worrying music continues) - Why is this part of the video? - Oh wow! Fantastic!
- Oh wow, unbelievable! I love it! - Oh man.
Rough turnout, huh? Spent all that money on a custom wedding cake topper and only 12 people showed up? Yikes.
Well, I don't know about you guys, but after seeing that video, I am more apprehensive than I was before. But it looks like the reviews are pretty positive. Five stars.
Grandson looking good! Yeah, my grandpa used to say that to me every time he saw me. I did not like that.
Four stars. Pretty close rendering. Yeah, you know, maybe you should have taken a pretty close photo so we could actually see it.
Uh oh, this one's only three stars. Not quite. They tried really hard but missed the mark.
Well, to be fair, Stephen, you don't actually know that they tried really hard. You're kind of assuming they did. You know, I will say I began this journey wanting to clown on this silly looking product.
But it actually is kind of nice reading the reviews from people who bought these because their pets died and they wanted something to remember them by. I had tears in my eyes on the day we received our box from UPS, when Michael opened up the box and there was Sophie looking right at me. I felt as if Sophie's spirit came back to be with us once again.
Thank you so much. Like, that's so sweet. I don't know why they took a photo of its ass, but it's still really nice.
So ever since I saw this ad, I knew that I wanted to have custom figures made, but I didn't know of who. And then it hit me. I'm about to see all my internet friends at VidCon in a couple months.
I should surprise them with little action figures that look just like them. I mean, you know how YouTubers are obsessed with themselves so I think they're gonna like it. I think this is a great idea.
(upbeat, sneaky music) So this part ended up taking a lot longer than I expected. First, I had to settle on one photo for each of them that I felt captured their essence as a person. Danny winning his Streamy award, Jakey and his yoga ball, Jarvis dressed to the nines at Creator Clash.
The problem is, on top of all that, you have to give them four photos in total. One of which from behind. And I didn't just have photos of all my friends' butts lying around and I didn't want to text them to ask for photos of their butts, because it would raise suspicions as to what I'm doing.
And also I would sound like a pervert. But after hours and hours of careful perusing, I was able to find just what I needed, or at the very least close to what I needed. Hopefully this works.
(electronic suspenseful music) I don't think words can truly express how excited I am to see these. The box is much lighter than I thought it would be. There's supposed to be five figures in here and it's like, two pounds.
So I don't know. They must not be very dense. (box rustling) Who do you think is gonna be first?
I'm not so sure how to say this, but, but I think they made Jarvis white. Uh oh! That one's pretty good actually.
That's Eddy. I mean, come on. That looks just like him.
They gave him glasses, but the glasses are just kind of painted on. Like, I'm wearing glasses now, but they're a physical object on my face. I didn't just paint circles around my eyes.
They did it! That doesn't really look like him in the face. But they got him in his chair, in his yoga ball.
It's not a chair. He uses the yoga ball as a chair. I had to pay extra for this, by the way.
They gave me rendering images that I could approve before they actually printed them. But originally they sent it and it was just him standing up and I was like, his whole thing is the yoga ball. I'm gonna need him to be in the yoga ball.
And they were like, "Okay, fine, but that'll be 50 more dollars. " And I was like, "Okay, here's 50 more dollars. " Little did they know I would've spent anything for this.
To me, this is priceless. But to them, it's $50. As far as faces go, Eddy definitely had the most realistic face.
This, I don't know who this guy is. Kinda looks like one of the Big Time Rush boys. It's so funny, this video started as a total joke.
But I'm actually really excited to see these and I think that they will enjoy these. If not, I'll just find new friends, baby. Oh no.
Okay. Danny's not gonna like this one, I don't think. Yeah, this is definitely the worst one so far.
I don't know. What do you guys think? Does that look like Danny?
I will say it looks better than I expected, overall. I mean, his suit looks good. The little statue that he's carrying looks really good, like that looks like the Streamy Award.
But his face, man. Oh no. Last one, Kurtis.
(video game-like music) All right, here we go. It's pretty good. Yeah, they got his mullet.
They got his mustache. They got some tattoos on there. Yeah, I'd say that's Kurtis.
I think he'll like that. If I had to nitpick. There's not a lot of detail in the faces.
Like the faces look blurry. Especially when you compare them to the rendering photos they sent. It's kinda like smudged almost.
Like they just kind of like (squeaky toy squeaks). I'm taking a picture. With VidCon fast approaching, I packed up my backpack and took my new little friends on the biggest journey of their lives.
Or you know, the second biggest journey of their lives, (airplane whirring) depending on how far away they were shipped from. Thanks for meeting me here, guys. - Yeah.
- No problem. - Thank you so much for having us. I'm excited to see what's going on.
You've been very secretive about this whole thing. - Yeah, 'cause it's a surprise. And if I told you what it was, then you wouldn't be surprised!
(Kurtis chuckles) From seeing the bags, do you guys have any guesses? - It looks like a gift, so I'm assuming it might be something that, that we both like, or maybe they're personalized gifts, so. - Yeah, maybe.
- Pretty personalized, I'd say. - Okay. (spring boings) - Hey Jarvis.
So, we've been friends for a while, and I just felt like I wanted to get you a gift. - Oh. - So, any guesses as to what it might be?
- Um. No guesses. You've given me no hints or context.
- Yeah. - So I, I don't know what to expect. - That's good.
- But I feel like you kind of normally have like weird stuff. - Yeah, you could say it's a little weird. - Okay.
- So, what do you think it is? (both laughing) - Maybe like jewelry or like a, like a figure of some sort. - Maybe a figure of some sort.
Eddy, so you know how a couple weeks ago I was at a record store and I texted you a picture the Ghost of Tsushima Vinyl. And you were like, "That's really cool. " And I was like, "You're in luck.
There's two of 'em. " - Yeah. - I got you something.
- You got. . .
Sorry, just the size of it. (bag rustles) Do you wanna play with it or should I? - Yeah.
I'll pop it. - What the fuck? (wrapper rustles) What the hell?
And so this was in the store with the vinyls, or? - Oh, found it on a website. - Okay.
- Yeah. - Found it already on the website or this was there- - EddyBurback. com.
(bell dings) You never been there? - Oh my god. What?
Wait. Whoa! What?
This is so cool. (romantic piano music in background) (both chuckling gently) - Oh! Okay.
. . Well, this is so neat.
- Who is that? (all giggling) - Wow, I just love this. - Yeah, yours didn't turn out so good.
- Oh wait, yeah, his looks just like him. - His is really good. - Oh, what the fuck?
(laughing) What the hell? Why? (all giggling) - I'm not actually sure why.
I bought these like three months ago. - That's pretty good. - We were all way more confused why we got you also.
- Yeah. (all laughing) - Did you make this before you knew if my hair was gonna grow back? - I tried to say, like, I want this pose, but this what his hair normally looks like.
But I don't think they listened to that. - Oh, I don't- (Kurtis laughs) I don't look like this, right? (all laughing) I'm looking into this little guy's eyes, and I'm not liking what I'm seeing.
- Yeah. (ominous rumbling) I really like it a lot. - I can tell you guys really love it a lot.
- It's, um, they kinda made you white. - They did, that happens a lot. - I'm sorry.
Maybe I got scammed. - Yeah. I mean, but this is cool.
I don't think I've ever looked as cool as this guy is. Nor have I looked as white. - [Drw] Yeah.
(laughing) - That's not bad, especially- Is this the photo from Creator Clash? This is my Getty image? - [Drw] That's a Getty image.
(both laughing) - I did not expect that this was gonna be the gift. I assumed for a video, it would be like a little weird. - Yours cost more 'cause of the yoga ball.
(all laughing) - I like that you did the Last of Us video, too, 'cause they did the loafers that I was wearing. (laughing) - Yeah. Well, you also looked so good in that video.
You're so well dressed. (romantic music) (audience awes) - That's beautiful. - It was a really good moment in time for you, I think.
- Yeah. - You look really good at Creator Clash. - I love that I now have like a 3D action figure version of this suit.
Also, Jordan's here. - I'm just gonna- - Did you think I was gonna get one for you too, or? - You just said there was like a gift, or some shit.
- No no, there was- - Well, we got you something. - Yeah! - Come on.
- No, this isn't it! - No, you didn't get me the same thing? - You were telling me that you really like Drgon Ball Z.
- Sure, yeah. - And so I made you into a Drgon Ball Z character. - This is a lot like the one I bought you for- - He got that for you?
- I feel like you got even the back of my head right. - [Drw] Yeah, no, that's like spot on. - They couldn't see the back of my head!
- It was $200, it's like expensive, but I feel like you could've got two of those, you know? - Right. - For the sake of the video.
You're making money on the video. - Yeah yeah, no I- So the theme of the website is like getting something to, a lot of people do, like, pets, right? If their pet passes away, and they want like a model of it.
And I figured, if you ever die, then you'll still have this to look back on. (Danny laughs) - If Danny dies, you'll have that to remember him? - Yeah, just to remember all the good times he had.
Like when he won the Streamy. - Mm-hmm, yeah. It would be nice to look back on all the times when I wasn't, you know, dead.
- That's sad, yeah. - And this was definitely one of those moments. - Yeah, and then Kurtis, you could do that as well when you die soon.
- Yeah. - And then you'll be able to look back on that. - Yeah, what?
- Hmm? - And then Drw is opening one of these bags with a gun in it. (all laughing) - You didn't give me an ass, that's for sure.
- Yeah, that was not very flattering for you there. Sorry about that. - You can eat off this ass, it's that flat.
- Yeah, that is a perfectly level ass. It looks good, but the details are kinda lost on the face. It gets a little blurry.
- I wanna look at his face. - Mark has brown- - Who is this? (all laughing) - I know, yeah.
- This is, I look at this man's face a lot. - Yeah. - I was just trying to be nice.
(all laughing) - This is just mad someone else. - Well, thank you so much, man. I love this guy.
- Yeah, thank you. - He's just like, he's just like me. (audience awes) - Awe.
Yeah, you should- (romantic rock music) Oh, okay. No no, what are you guys. .
. No no no. (Drw laughing) What is it, a voodoo doll?
(all laughing) - I'm gonna eat my own ass on here. It's gonna be awesome. - Oh, we don't feel what's on- Is it not a- We don't have the, we don't feel- - [Drw] Wow, I couldn't believe it!
My friends finally liked me. And all it cost was $1000. It just goes to show that even if you were born with the world's worst personality like I was, and you stink like shit 'cause you don't like to shower 'cause you're scared you're gonna drown, most people can still be bribed into being your friend.
And you never know until you try. (Kurtis plays air flute with figurine) We interrupt this video with an important announcement regarding the sponsor of this video. (suspenseful music) The announcement is that the sponsor of this video is HelloFresh.
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In fact, I'll take it from here. - Okay, fine. (music cuts) I didn't want to do it anyway.
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I also got one of these for my sweet, beautiful wife. Isn't that right? - Yep.
- Alright, here you go. - Yeah, I was really jealous of everyone getting theirs. - She had no idea.
- I was always thinking about that. - She was always thinking about this, forever. - And you haven't seen this either, right?
- Nope, I have not seen this. (both chuckle silently) I made you a business woman. - My head is too big!
- Well, this one was cheaper than the other ones. - Yeah. - Now I have three bobble heads.
I also got one for our cat, but she's got a cone on her head right now, 'cause she had to get a tooth removed, so I don't want to add any more stress to her life, but I'll let my wife open that one, too. (whimsical music) (both hesitating) Yeah, that's her face. Look at her face.
- Yeah, yeah. - They did good on the face. - That's her face.
- I like the proportions. I like that she is, she wishes she was this tall. Oh my God.
If she was this tall and we could ride her around like a donkey. - I wish she was up here. It's kind of fun.
I like it. - She likes it. (bell dings) Now, would you say you like me now?
- Yeah, I like you now. - [Drw] Wow, I can't believe it.
