are you sick are you sick to [ __ ] of your burrito just falling apart how do you even hold it it's like eating a big bag of diarrhea it's floppy as hell it has no rigidity it's like eating a big bag of diarrhea gone are the days of embarrassing yourself at the Mexican restaurant no more will you dump the guts of a Carnitas Burrito on your crotch no more shouting because the salsa verde ruined your favorite paraginos and then your best friend asked you to leave her birthday dinner because she said you pushed her
niece to the ground and that I'm being delusional but you know for a fact it was because of the burrito mess [Music] and that's why I invented the burrito bone what's the burrito bone exactly what it sounds like it's a burrito it's a bone that goes in your burrito it makes it hard it gives it structure it's not gonna fall over like your best friend's niece a lot of people say oh my burrito bone edible can you eat the bone with with no of course not think of any other food with a bone in it
when you eat a chicken wings or a rib do you say um can we eat the best part the bone part and then you eat the bone of course not the same principle applies here you don't eat the bone you eat around the bone like a corn on the cob I could have called it the burrito cob but I like the sound of burrito bone better so we're keeping it that people also ask can I reuse the bone can I wash the bone and use it again for another burrito no ah do not wash the
bone it's a one use only it'll destroy your washing machine it'll ruin your next burrito you eat the burrito off the bone you throw the bone away into the trash can then you buy another burrito Brown for the next time it's that simple I'm tired of people asking me that if you order now you'll get the burrito zipper for free it's so easy to use you just zip the burrito clothes and it keeps the inside shut tight no you cannot eat the burrito zipper it's a zipper oh my God you gotta eat around the zipper
you gotta eat around the bone shot finally it comes with the burrito bag it bag for your burrito when you want to go somewhere with your burrito this one's pretty normal I haven't gotten a lot of pushback on this one I'm not super passionate about it but you can have it in conclusion I worked really hard on this I spent a ton on manufacturing and distribution I saved a little on marketing so if you want one I will not give you the number to call because it's my personal cell and I'm waiting for my doctor
to call with the results for a test that I got that's private uh just look up just look it up I'm making a website I had a previous website but I lost I forgot the name uh so I'm currently in the process of moving everything over to the new website [Music] do like and subscribe and comment the words bone me I'll get throw in a free extra burrito bone and honestly maybe you should pay a little extra I'm kind of going out of my way to give you a double bone here okay cool do I
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