[Music] when I was at music College not me I have no musical T whatsoever Dave you wrote this script was at music College Dave I don't even know what instrument you play and you probably at this point think I would have told you this like seven times I feel like it's guitar but I'm not sure wrong I made the acquaintance of a guy called Steve Steve Steve was without a doubt the greatest musician I've ever met he was one of those people who when presented with any instrument could immediately pick it up and entertain a
room full of people for hours really hey Steve look a piano ever seen one of those before and Steve's like no but I can give it a crack and he's just like is that actually possible is that I mean it's that doesn't seem even possible but it is it's paradoxical and yet it works not only that if you played him a song Once it' then proceed to replay that song Perfectly no matter how complicated or obscure it might be that is insane all the greatest hits from the past 40 years just use four chords same
four chords for every song it's dead simple to write a pop hit just four yeah yeah yeah these four here 1 2 three four chords Steve could have almost certainly gone on to be an exceptionally famous and wellplayed session musician if it were not for one thing you see Steve had a problem whatever random [ __ ] he heard in a pu or readed online he accept as indisputable fact this in of itself wouldn't have been too much of a problem if he' simply kept this information to himself sadly he felt the need to share
his newly discovered knowledge with anybody and everybody including any potential employer yeah I didn't know what session musicians were until like relatively recently but it's some dude who's just like super good at playing an instrument right so you might be some like famous I don't know Ed shearan or whatever and you're like I don't know I don't know any Ed shearan songs I'm sure I'm sure I do but like he's in there in the studio recording he's like we need a wicked ass drummer somebody's just going to come in and like rip the sh drums
like or whatever and uh yeah so like a session musician is someone who's absolutely like boss level as an instrument and just goes in and just plays like the drums for like some artist or whatever you know when they're not a band I'm like that's pretty cool although aren't you always just like yeah yeah yeah it's me from Ed Sheeran and it's like wait who it's like no I just played the drums on like one record which is awesome but it's like you're not getting a slice of that money are you which is kind of
sad cuz then you'd be Mega rich I once witnessed him almost secure an exceptionally lucrative touring contract with a reasonably well-known band only to throw it away at the last minute by telling the band manager that he refused to use a certain brand of drumheads because they are secretly made with human skin what does the average drummer get on an IQ test yeah draw brah don't be saying that no one's making drums out of C I mean not anymore like obviously people have made drums out of human skin in the past that's the thing that's
happened it's probably happening in someone's basement right now which is fing disturbing isn't it sometimes I think about that and it really messes with me because you're like right now there's like what 7 billion people in the world like right now someone's getting tortured in someone's basement and you're like that's [ __ ] up but that's happening right now just statistically that's happening you're like oh I don't like it de down as I'm sure you are aware one of the main uses for the internet now seems to be spreading insane conspiracy theories due to this
subject's previous popularity I just realized there's probably a murderer watching this video hello like someone who's murdered someone and just got entirely away with it and is just living their regular ass life having murdered someone and I'm like well I guess that's happens like a lot of the time because most people don't write down their crimes but it's like that's kind of weird isn't it when you just think statistically when you take a large enough number what hundred something thousand people watch one of these videos on average like is that enough people for it statistically
to be the case that there's a murderer watching it does seem like yes right that does seem like a large enough number that someone's a murderer or have I just got murder statistics way off why are you the way that you are just to interrupt today's video for a very important question you got Squarespace yet and if you haven't why if you have any need for a website whatsoever and you're not using Squarespace I think you could be classified as legally insane I have no design skills I have no website skills I have limited computer
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at some of the most crazy conspiracy theories that the internet has to offer ktie Perry is John Bennett is it John Benet it's John Benet Ramsey not John Bennett Ramsey right I've made a video about this and I totally forgot the pronunciation oh shocker for those of you are not aware the case of Jan Ramsey isn't it Jan [Music] attention John Benet I'm just going to go for John Benet okay that's what we're going to go with you know what that's what you should do John Benet Ramsey and is is an exceptionally troubling story more
suited to the casual criminalist than brain Blaze I'm pretty sure we've covered it on casual criminalist I'm not going to go into too much well he's dead I'm not going to go into tooo much detail but I'll give you a quick summary of the case on the 26th of December 1996 the parents of John B Ramsey woke to find their child a popular young beauty queen missing on the stairs they found a ransom note demanding $118,000 in amount suspiciously similar to which she had recently been awarded after winning a competition for a safe return I
think there's an incredible coincidence here I mean holy [ __ ] that's a lot of money that's how much you win for like winning a beauty queen competition like as a kid and I'm like I'm always like those are [ __ ] up don't do that but it's also like wow that's a that's that's a lot of money 7 hours later her father would discover her body in the basement she had been assaulted and then strangled to death although many theories as to exactly what happened and been put forward her killer never has been brought
to Justice because there are some people out there whose only notable contribution to the world will possibly be providing fertilizer when they die I like that I one of my favorite ones is like that person is just a [ __ ] oxygen Thief Like Oxygen Thief is just like Mah cuz like their life is like stealing an a resource that is so abundant we don't have to worry about it but it's still like yeah that guy doesn't he's he's stealing oxygen that douchebag Like That vaccine dude John B Ramsey didn't actually die at all what
[Music] uh what were we talking about they have a conspiracy that John B Ramsey did not actually existed die at all you idiot you can't read according to many Reddit users and several YouTubers parents sacrificed her to the Illuminati so that she could become a superstar and she is now Katy Perry makes perfect sense one YouTuber whose name I shall neither Sully the script nor my keyboard by including said the following in a video which masked 50,000 views before it was eventually deleted thank you YouTube like sometimes my videos I've had videos taken down I've
had videos age restricted I've had infinite seems it seems infinite it's not like but demonetized like fully demonetized for like mentioning something at tiny bit controversial and this video got 50,000 reviews saying that just a straight up crazy conspiracy theory which probably hurts people's feelings uh to quote it J Ramsey became Katy Perry that's a fact you need to be schooled of what facts are my friend J Ramsey did not die nobody died nobody got hurt that sacrifice was in name only and that sacrifice was to get something and that something was to become a
star you need to go to mental hospital or whatever the PC term for that is these days the [ __ ] looney bin that's where you belong so let's try and fake some objectivity here and see whether or not this conspiracy holds any water as you may not be surprised here no it [ __ ] doesn't proponents of this Theory seem to base their arguments on the fact that the two look fairly similar and that they both knew all the words to God Bless America I don't know what God Bless America is but I mean
if it's like the national anthem or some [ __ ] like that of course everyone knows the words to it although just saying that out of my mouth I absolutely do not know the words to God Save the King uh it's like God save our gracious King I desperately want to say queen but she's dead so we don't say that anymore but no I don't know the words to that because like we don't sing it in school and among the many things of these conspiracy theorists appear to gloss over are that John man's death was
investigated by many police officers some of whom must have presumably seen her body indeed a full autopsy was carried out and the most important thing is that Katy Perry was 12 when 6-year-old joh B was murdered there's a huge huge difference between a 6-year-old and a 12-year-old like a 12-year-old has started Secondary School they've been in secondary school for a year like I don't know what Americans call that but you know the age and a six-year-old is like a year and a half older than my daughter and I'm like that's a big [ __ ]
difference sadly this Theory gains so much traction online that Perry herself has been forced to deny its validity in public on several occasions why do you even bring like that's a conspiracy theory that is so insane you just don't address it you're just like no no I'm not talking about that we don't talk about that weird Katy Perry John Bonet conspiracy no no no Queen Elizabeth II was a cannibal I believe I believe this no no no no I just like oh the the the banner you know on Twitter or sorry X you could have
like your profile picture and then you have this like header image at the top my header image for like a year and a bit has just been some dude left to review for one of my podcast being like this is garbage the guy hates thr off and is proud of it one star and I just screenshotted that and put it on the screen I don't hate the royal family I just don't think I'm just a republican I don't think we should have a royal family I think we should have a president you know someone who's
elected to be head of state rather than someone who is head of state because their blood says so I think it's nonsense I think it's oldfashioned I think it should be got rid of there are hundreds of conspiracy theories online that involve the British raw family but I think this one has to be my favorite there are those out there who seem to genuinely believe that the key to the Monarch's longevity could be found in her propensity to consume human flesh so how did this Theory come about I mean my grandparents they eat people all
the time live to be in their '90s disregard and so did the queen I don't think she was like 98 or something I think my grandparents were like early '90s but like zero human flesh eaten as far as I'm aware I mean maybe they did maybe my family's got terrible dark secrets that one day I'll find out that it's like their cannibal Clan or something I find that highly unlikely I feel like I'd have known about that maybe been eating human flesh myself maybe that's the new conspiracy theory according to an alleged article allegedly written
by Hubert Humdinger whenever I hear the name Humdinger what I think about is Mayor Humdinger because I watch so anyone who doesn't have children is like what are you talking about it's like [ __ ] PAW Patrol PAW Patrol PAW Patrol get there on the double any other parents out there any parents haunted by the [ __ ] Paw Patrol theme song anding mayor Humdinger and his [ __ ] cats oh my God Paw Patrol is boring and dumb he would go on to speculate that a youthful Vibrance comes from her hidden habit of eating
human flesh but just where did she obtain this human flesh well according to William gum she kidnapped Canadian children from residential schools children where are [Music] you I know you're here somewhere that's up why do you have to bring in that's like a super dark period of Canadian history that is incredibly fed up why do you have to ruin it and like disrespect it with an insane conspiracy theory kums claimed that himself witnessed the queen kidnapping at least 10 children from the Catholic school that he attended in 1964 bro the queen doesn't even go to
the butcher like she's not going to do her own shopping do you really think she's going out there and kidnapping kids if anyone's doing that it'sing prince Andrew he's doing it for her he would he's like he's I I have to say I've told this story before or like made this comment before I did fing realize prince Andrew was the Queen's son and now the king's brother and you're like that's up I he was like you know like one of those RS that you don't just give it you just don't give a about like princess
Charlotte or someone you're like oh so she's like the Queen's granddaughters sister's cousin or something you're like oh who gives a [ __ ] I thought that was like prince Andrew I thought he would be like you know Charles's cousin or some [ __ ] like that but it's like no he's aing Queen son and he's a dodgy allegedly in my opinion and the opinion of the courts some courts not all courts covering my laes there I hope but prince Andrew is weird in my opinion allegedly uh he said that he did she did this
from the school he attended in 1964 if all of this evidence is not enough for you then let me add into the mix the testimony from another anonymous member of the palace guard who claims to have found a secret freezer in one of the kitchens at Windsor Castle inside the freezer he allegedly found human arms legs and other body parts they you have it the reason the Queen of England managed to survive to the rip old age of 96 was that she was consuming human flesh except perhaps not let us like the historians we are
all right I'm just a YouTube facts boy Dave but you know you historian it up we'll take a wedge to some of these sources first Mr hinger although it is alleged that he made these claims in a newspaper article no record of this article appears to exist in fact for somebody who is often labeled as a cultural philosopher there is very little original evidence of any of his work I mean you can go onto Amazon and buy a book claiming to be filled with his musings but should you push the publisher on where exactly the
source material might be found it is doubtful they'll be able to produce much if any of it of course they won't it's obviously fing nonsense this guy was probably still appear here on the Joe Rogan podcast though wasn't he Joe Rogan be like I'm open to any ideas know really Joe this one like I'm into it like get the people who like think JFK was you know not assassinated by um Oswald and [ __ ] like that be a second gunman the gunman behind the grassy null you mean assassinate myself yeah it will drive the
conspiracy nuts crazy but you'll never figure it out but like some of the conspiracy the you have on Joe are just like it's just like no no no no no no no no we should not give any credit to this it's easily dumb it's easily proven or not proven or it's like there's no evidence but look who am I to argue he's literally Joe Rogan's like isn't he's worth like hundreds of millions of dollars from like Spotify deal or whatever it's like [ __ ] me Joe good for you mate like it's it's like massive
business respect there nope they're even awesome out there nope there even just in your own time and it's here that we open a conspiracy theory within a conspiracy theory there are those who claim that Hubert Humdinger may not have even existed at all with a name like Hubert Humdinger it literally sounds like a madeup name it's literally sounding like he watched too much Paw Patrol and was like yeah Fu Humdinger mayor Humdinger Hubert hu Hubert Humdinger some of the evidence for this claim is quite comp compelling certainly more compelling than the evidence that suggests that
the queen was a cannibal leaving aside the fact that nobody seems to have any hard copies of his work or direct artical sources there does not appear to be much available information about his early life or origin but what about claims that the queen would take a quick holiday to Canada in order to abduct her next dinners unfortunately for those of you have been waiting for the raw cookbook filled with recipes for long pork is long pork what people call like cannibalism that's up I was unable to find any substantiated evidence to show that child
dis appearance has increased dramatic during the Queen's visits to Canada now I like to be completely fair when talking about this sort of thing so I feel I should add that there may well be some solid evidence it's just that I couldn't find any yeah it might exist it might exist it's not on you to prove a negative at this point some of you are probably thinking well that's all well and good Dave but what about the former member of the palace guard surely somebody who had obtained that level of prestige cannot be dismissed so
easily now ordinarily I'd be inclined to agree with you however I took a closer look at the origins of these claims and as far as I can tell they came from an anonymous poster on an online for him no that's not no one other the point of interest regarding this particular Theory up until the Queen's eventual demise a lot of people using this evidence to prove that because the queen was partaking in human flesh she was in fact Immortal well they she she proved us [ __ ] wrong didn't she by popping her clogs or
did she these people seem to have amended what they believe in light of recent events in fairness even if you are the kind of person who is inclined to believe this stuff claiming that somebody's diet has made them Immortal after they Di died is probably a bit of a stretch the left-handed conspiracy if you like me grab as a left-handed person in a predominantly right-handed worlds Dave I don't like you throwing around shade like that to me if like like me Dave no I'm not Sinister Dave I'm not a monster I'm right-handed like a normal
person Dave you [ __ ] [Music] monster I'm aak I'm just joke just joking it's just a joke this is going to be good please commence it's one of those things that you know in like 10 years people would be like oh my God clip Simon he said this about left-handed people it's worse than racism then you will be fully aware of the extreme prejudice that left-handed people suffer on a daily basis remember School having to do a walk of shame to the front of the class to sign out one of the pair of available
left-handed scissors ever had to use a disc cutter or other power tool where the handle is ergonomically designed to fit perfectly into the hand of your right-handed inferiors or and I realize that this is a bit more Niche ever agreed to share a drum kit with another band for a life performance only to come on stage and discover that the entire kit is set up the wrong way rounds it is drums so I did know Dave plays drums big brain wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute Dave I don't even know what instrument
you play and you're probably at this point think so I would have told you this like seven times I feel like it's guitar but I'm not sure you were saying so he goes can you can you imagine that you go off a stage and you're just like the bad's all like let's go and they're like and you're just like and just like [ __ ] that [ __ ] up and be like are you drunk do you know who are you the list of injustices is endless if you have been subjected to any or all
of the above indignities there may be some good news according to a YouTuber named oh God Matthew Santoro no in comments about Matthew sent all right I w't say you know as my mother said if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all there may well be a secret society who exist entirely to ensure that left-handed individuals will eventually take over the world that sounds like a fact doesn't it Matthew Santoro the reasoning behind this is shall we say somewhat sketchy but appears to rely heavily on the alleged statistical overrepresentation of
left-handed people in power for example did you know that there have been seven left-handed presidents in the last 100 years that's right Herbert e Harry S Truman Gerald Ford Ronald Reagan George H W bush Bill Clinton and Barack Obama were lefted that seems statistically quite unlikely I don't know about you but I'm convinced no it's just statistically unlikely it's not like that that doesn't then it just makes my brain hurt how stupid it is I'm genuinely excited about the upcoming left-handed overthrow campaign and when we finally Ascend to our rightful place in charge of the
world all right-handed items will be banned I that was going to go another way Dave's like yeah no we're going to begin the right-handed genocide let's see how you will get on when trying to open a tin with a left-handed tin opener for those of you might be wait tins when was the last time you us a tin opener you just use that pull tab on top and it's like I I if I'm in this door and it doesn't have that pull tab I'm getting a different brand of whatever the item is although according to
a source close to the former president he does which former president there's like many of them he does occasionally hold his crayons in his left hand but only when he's eating them Christine we must be talking about Barack Obama then so dim Christine blasy Ford was hypnotized to speak out against Bret kavanau who the's Bret kavar why do I know that name how would I know unless you're very familiar with the goings on of the American Supreme Court this one might take a little bit of explaining in 2018 long serving Supreme Court Judge Anthony McLoud
Kennedy announced his retirement and replacement had to be found although president Trump initially wanted to replace him with his good friend and arlick a Rudy Giani oh no and you can't have him on the Supreme Court he's kind of like it's Rudy Giani well we can't have him didn't he just get sued for like a sh ton of money allegedly short answer yes he was eventually persuaded to choose Bret kavar okay yeah I feel like this guy was in the news cycle for some reason who had been pre-approved by the Federalist society and would therefore
be a slightly less controver controversial Choice as you could probably imagine being elected as a Supreme Court Judge requires a fairly complex vetting process and during this process a lady called Christine blazzy Ford came forward and publicly accused Brett kabar of assaulting her during a frat party when she was at College oh was he also in like was he also like it sounds like he got a bit of me to action maybe that's why I also know his name cuz when I heard the name Brett kavar I wasn't like good dude this Brett kavan good
dude although these accusations would ultimately prevent kabar from obtaining his seat on the bench they did start an unexpected conspiracy theory about blazzy Ford it was suggested first on Fox News of course it was and then across the internet the blazzy Ford had been hypnotized into believing that the assault had taken place Fox News anchor Janine Pau lit the fuse as it were by saying I've never seen so many repressed memory cases in my life especially against one guy my question is if there's something aride going on was their hypnosis are they using confabulation or
or maybe this will be refreshing we uh believe the victim or at least look into it rather than being like Oh No Yes hypnotism hypnotism I don't know doesn't seem very reasonable does it Fox News as so often happens with such things people picked this up and ran with it and it wasn't long before she was being accused of hypnotizing herself the evidence of this apparently she co-authored a Pap titled meditation with yoga group therapy with hypnosis a psycho education for long-term depressed mood a randomized pilot trial and in this paper participants were encouraged to
use medication sorry meditation to create artificial situations to help them relax having briefly skimmed the paper these artificial situations seem to be more along the lines of go to your happy place than create a false memory that involves you being sexually assaulted but you know not an expert fortunately I was able to find several opinions from people who are actually experts and two of them read like this Eli bosnik a mentalist and skeptical lecturer told the Observer you can't hypnotize yourself into believing a lie you can relax with hypnosis there are even studies showing that
it helps with chronic pain but the idea that you can alter the sub or conscious mind is largely debunked pseudo science and Mentalist George kker better known as the amazing keskin said my own position is that there is absolutely no shred of evidence on the face of the Earth that hypnotism can create false memories now call me a conspiracy theorist if you like but I think this is what might have actually happened a young girl was sexually assaulted at a party and when the man who assaulted her ran for an important job and she came
forward to tell her story she was not taken seriously not only that she was publicly mocked by right- ring extremist media I'm shocked I have spent enough time reading the comment section of these videos to be reasonably certain there will be a few people out there who will say something along the lines of well why didn't she mention this before surely she was just after her 5 minutes of fame no that makes no sense if you're just like if you've been sexually assaulted at a party and then you haven't thought about it or you're like
you've repressed that [ __ ] and you're like just getting on with your life but then you see that person getting elected to the Supreme Court you'll be like wait a [ __ ] minute that's the fing guy in response to these individuals I would like to draw your attention to the following information from the book Siege the second of three volumes written by award-winning journalist Michael wolf covering the political goings on throughout the Trump presidency according to Wolf blazzy Ford was reluctant to come forward with this information at all electing to write what should
have been a confidential letter to Senator Diane Feinstein explaining what had happened and asking her advice on how best to proceed unfortunately for her the contents of this letter are now available on among other places the CNN website and she was persuaded against her initial reluctance to assume a very public role in the cavar proceedings regardless of how you feel about her motives the very idea that she was either hypnotized or deliberately hypnotized herself is absurd in the extreme and that my infall hat wearing friends brings us to the end of this episode if it
goes down as well as the others then there will almost certainly be another one that's how it work yes Farm those views it's just a shame that Kevin will have to reset the conspiracy clock back to zero thanks for watching right now someone's getting tortured in someone's basement
