[Music] a priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard they find a deserted cabin and take shelter where they find a sleeping bag a bed and a pile of blankets the priest being a gentleman offers the nun the bed and takes the sleeping bag for himself as they get tucked in for the night the nun calls out father father i'm cold so the priest gets up and puts another blanket on the nun is that better sister he asks yes father very much she replies so he gets back in his sleeping bag and starts to
nod off when she calls out again father i'm still cold so once again the priest gets up and puts another blanket on her ensuring she is tucked into the bed well is that better sister he asks oh yes father that's much better she says so the priest gets himself back into the sleeping bag and is just starting to dream when he wakes up to her calling out father father i'm just so cold the priest thinks long about this and finally says sister we are in the middle of nowhere in a blizzard no one but you
myself and the lord himself will ever know what happens here this night how about just for this night we act as though we were married the nun thinks about this for a minute she can't help but admit to herself she's been curious and finally answers okay father just for tonight we will act as though we are married great the father replies get up and get your own damn blanket [Music]
