Oh, Hank, it's so nice that you're spending some time away from your side hoes and spending the night with me, your wife. >> They're not hoes. They're nice ladies. Anywh who, how about we watch a scary movie and eat some corn that's been popped. >> What movie, Hank? >> Well, I was cleaning out the old shed and I found this VHS tape that says scary death film. Do not watch. >> Well, that sounds like a movie we shouldn't watch, Hank. >> Oh, get out of town. Don't be such a scaredy-cat. I'm gonna go pop this
bad boy in. All right. So, how does this darn thing work? Darn thing. Come on. Go in there. All right, honey. How about we turn the lights off and make it more spooky? >> Whatever you want, Hank. >> I'm scared. Just kidding. >> All right, honey. Let's sit back and watch this motion picture. >> Honey, it's just a well. Nothing's happening. >> Well, give it a chance. Oh, look. There's a girl coming out of the well. >> I wonder if she's going to take her clothes off. >> You would want to know that, Hank. >>
Oh, look, honey. She's walking right towards us. >> What's this movie supposed to be about? >> I don't know, but look, honey. She's coming out of the TV. >> Oh, it must be one of those thirddimensional films. >> I got something thirddimensional coming out of my pants. >> Turn it off, Hank. >> All right, >> I said turn it off. >> I'm trying. >> Uh, Hank, she's getting closer. >> Maybe she's attracted to me. She started crawling out of the TV as soon as she saw me. >> Hey, get rid of >> Listen, lady. You're
pissing my wife off. I'm all right with it, but she's not. I like where this is going. >> All right, Susan. What the hell do we have here? >> We have a male and a female deceased on the sofa and spilled popcorn, sir. >> H. Now, would I be contaminating the crime scene if I had a piece? >> I won't tell if you don't, sir. >> Deal. Ew, it's stale. >> It tastes like death. >> Ew. Wait, hold on. I don't see any blood or any wounds or or sign of forced entry. So, how did
they die? >> Well, sir, all we could find was this tape and the VHS player. >> Oh, damn it. Not this thing again. >> What is it, sir? >> It very clearly says scary death film. Do not watch. >> I want to watch. >> No. See, that's the problem. People get curious and then they watch it and then they die. >> But I want to see what happens. >> No, you don't. Okay. It's a girl. She crawls out of a well and then she comes through your TV and she kills you. >> I'll believe it
when I see it. >> You're not going to see it. Okay. We keep destroying these tapes, but people keep selling them on the street. So, I'm going to go destroy this one. You clean up these bodies, and for God's sake, make me some fresh popcorn. >> All right, Patrick. Mommy's going to take a shower. No playing in the oven. >> But, Mom, I want you to pretend I'm a pizza. >> I need it, Patrick. >> Oh, she never lets me have any fun. I'm going to do it anyway. Hey, hey, hey. God damn it, Susan.
Another murder. What's going on? >> It's spooky season, sir. >> Well, what do we got this time? >> There's a woman that we found murdered in her shower. You see the stab wound in her back? >> Where's all the blood? >> Well, sir, it's you two. We don't want to get age restricted. >> Oh, yeah, right. Oh, were there any of the victims? >> Her son was found in the oven alive. >> Well, what was he doing in there? >> Well, he said he wanted to be a pizza. >> Yeah. Yeah, we've all been there.
Okay, clean up this dead body. Man, I'm getting tired of seeing dead bodies. >> And I'm getting tired of cleaning up dead bodies. >> Oh, man. I can't wait to watch Charlie and Friends. >> Charlie and Friends was filmed in front of a live audience. Oh, hi guys. I'm Charlie and today my mommy's coming to visit me. I'm so excited. I think that's her. Hey, mommy. That's not my mommy. That's a mommy. Oh, Charlie. If that's your mommy, she's a total mil. It's time to go to sleep. Charlie, Charlie, Charlie, Billy, stop hogging all the
blankets. >> Sorry, I was cold. >> Let me guess, Susan. Another murder. >> How did you know, sir? Did you do it? >> No, I just saw the body. We think the victim was murdered in asleep because he was found dead in bed and it's night time. >> That's solid logic, Susan. He might be another Freddy Krueger victim. >> Why do you say that? >> Well, because of the claw marks. It's either that or a bear crawled in through the second story window and didn't leave any fur behind. >> It could have been a bare
naked bear. >> No, bare naked bears aren't native to Florida. >> But it's so hot, sir. And all that fur. >> Yeah, I won't rule it out just yet, but still. Three murders all in the same night, and they're all spooky. H. Anyway, clean it up. Officer Simmons. Officer Guard, get your asses in here. Sorry, sir. Me and Simmons were just arguing about Uno. >> Chief, he already made me draw four cards, and now he wants me to draw four more cards. Can he do that? >> I don't care, Simmons. >> But then I'd have
way too many cards. It's like he buys a bunch of packs of Uno and takes the draw four cards out and puts them in his pocket. >> I do that. I cheated. Uno, be [ __ ] serious, guys. Are these reports correct? Have there really been three murders tonight? Well, yes, sir. And that's not alarming to you? Well, no, sir. It's October. There are a lot of murders in October. Oh, okay. >> Sir, sir, sir, five more murders have been reported. >> Five more murders? You boys got to get out there and fix this [
__ ] But sir, it's just the Halloween monsters doing what they normally do. If they don't kill people, then they don't make more movies. Well, you boys better get out there and stop them or you boys are fired. Susan, go pull the case files and all the Halloween monsters. >> On it. >> Now, draw four. Simmons. >> Sir, I've gathered the pictures of the usual suspects. >> Wait, are Freddy and Jason dating? Yes, they are in fact homosexuals. >> Huh. You know, I always thought they might be. I bet Freddy's a bottom. I wonder if
there's a video of them doing it online somewhere. I bet there is. Anyway, what do all these killers have in common? >> Uh, they all wear masks. >> Well, not really. I mean, this girl doesn't have a mask. That's just her hair. >> And this guy just wears makeup. >> And that's actually Freddy's face. He just has burns. So, what else do they have in common? >> They all have birthdays. >> You know what, Simmons? I think it's my turn in Uno. Draw four, Simmons. Oh [ __ ] >> sir. They all attack in October.
>> Yes, that that's right. And they're all killers, and killing is bad, which is not good. And we are police officers, so we should stop them. >> How do we stop them, sir? >> H Well, if only we could gather them all together in one place, like like for some kind of bash or or a mash. Even >> a graveyard smash. >> Yeah. Yeah. What we need is a monster mash. >> A monster mash. It was a graveyard smash. >> The monster mash. >> Yeah, we just got to do that. >> But sir, what song
is hippity and hoppity enough to get these monsters to mash? >> Well, these two monsters are already mashing, but still. I think I know a guy who can help. Oh, and uh Simmons, draw four again. >> Oh [ __ ] >> Thank you for meeting me on such short notice, Mr. Bloodstain. >> Yeah, you interrupted my murder spree. I was catching bodies, killed a family at three. >> Okay, well, the less I know about that, the better. >> Yeah, I even shot an innocent little baby. Little whiny ass baby. just walked up. Shot him right
in the head. >> Yeah. No, I didn't I didn't hear that either. >> He didn't know no better. Just innocent as hell. >> Okay. Well, I'm going to choose not to acknowledge anything you just said because I need your help. >> Why would I help you, pig? >> Well, you see, there are these monsters out there that are killing people. >> What's wrong with a little murder? >> Oh, well, not nothing. But you see, if I stop them, then you can catch more bodies. >> Ooh, I like the way you think. >> Please don't do
that. Uh, so since your music is so certified funky fresh, I I I need you to write a song for me so I can lure all the monsters into one place. >> I guess I could do that. You know, it ain't no problem. >> Hey, is that firearm registered to you? Uh, >> no. I scratched the serial number off of it. >> Well, do you mind if I borrow it? >> I mean, I guess so, but just wipe the fingerprints off before you bring it back. >> Okay, thank you. >> I got to get some
more murders. >> All right, I got the rapper Mc Bloodstain to write us a new monster mash. >> But sir, he's a murderer himself. >> Yes, he is. He has done unspeakable things, but sometimes it takes a monster to catch a monster. We'll deal with him later. First, we got to deal with all these other monsters. So, I'm going to take this boom box and put it in a bait house and play the new monster mash. So, I'm hoping whenever all those monsters hear how funky fresh the new monster mash is, they'll come over and
start mashing. And while they're mashing, we can go in and arrest all of them. >> Absolutely brilliant. >> I just hope it works. >> Okay, Simmons, when I press play, you be sure to run out the back door. And make sure you have your earplugs in cuz we don't want you to start mashing, too. Believe me, this song is a certified hood classic. Ready? 3 2 1 mash. >> Uh, can I have your attention, please? Calling all monsters, all monsters to the monster mash. It's time to have a blast. All killers, ghouls, monsters, and creatures,
come to the front, please. Chasing killing all these hoes. Freddy killing all these hoes. Chuck killing all these hoes. Blakes killing all these hoes. Damn you, she nasty. She freaky. Sitting on my couch and she came out my TV. Hold up. Yeah. Penny wise trying to eat me. Running for my life and I hope they don't see me. Michael Myers cutting up these leather face cutting down my door. Frankenstein is in my window blpping. You already know. Monster mash is the monster mash. Bl. Shake your ass, [ __ ] Shake your ass. Monster mash is
the monster mash. Shake your ass, [ __ ] Shake your ass. Monster mash is the monster mash. Uh uh. Shake that ass, [ __ ] Shake that ass. Uh uh. Can I smash, [ __ ] Can I smash? Uh uh. Yeah. Yeah. You moving too fast. Damn. Monster Mash is the Monster Mash. Monster mash is the monster mash. Slash slash monster mash is the monster mash. Aha. Must mash is the monster mash. Must mash is the monster mash. Monster mash is the monster mash. Mash is the monster mash. Mash the monster mash. Everybody freeze. Die.
>> All right, Simmons, let's go check it out. Well, Simmons, I think we killed all of them, but what I want to know is where the hell they got all this cash from. I didn't think killing people paid that much. >> Uh, mate, Mike Mars is still alive. >> Good eye, Simmons. Good idea, too. >> Now, Simmons, I think what we should do is scoop up all this cash and hit the club. >> All right, sounds good. >> Must shake that ass. Pay for your college. Wait, the scary monsters go to college? >> Yeah, Monsters
University. >> Oh, yeah. They made a whole movie. Yeah, shake that scary ass. >> What's up, guys? SML Parody Central here. Today we put every clown Jeffy and videos where Jeffy meets clowns into one creepy compilation. If you enjoy these marathons, make sure to like, subscribe, and comment on what character you want to see next. Woo! This is so much fun. Wow, my daddy's going to be mad. But that's what he gets for feeding me green beans. Jeffy. Oh god, that's my daddy. I better run. Jeffy. Oh my god. I don't think my daddy can
find me here. I just got to hide. Daddy. Huh? He must have given up. Yay. I can mess around more. Wow, it's been a really long day today. I'm going to get some sleep. That was fun. Hopefully my daddy doesn't find the mess I made. Good night cruel world. >> Daddy, daddy, where am I? Welcome, young one. You are here today for your actions, for making a mess, torturing your father. Today, you will learn your lesson. You may survive, you may die. Now, for the first obstacle, you'll need to pick one of the three knives.
One of the knives will lead you to death. Another one will lead you to the second stage. and another one will do nothing and you'll be stuck here forever. Make your decision. Okay, Jeffy, don't panic. Don't panic. Okay, let's see. Where are these knives? Um, okay, Jeffy, don't Oh, there they are. One will lead to my going to the second stage. One will kill me, and one will leave me here forever. Uh, I'd rather be dead than be here forever. Hey, logically, it would be the butter knife that would get me out, and this black
knife would kill me, and then the brown knife will leave me here forever. Okay. Um. Ah, screw it. I'm grabbing the butter knife. Good job. I will transfer you to the second level. Oh no. Green beans. Please, sir. No. Please. Please. Well, I guess if I have to get past this stage and live, that was so nasty. Wow, those green beans were the worst thing I ever ate in my life. >> Good job, Jeffy. I will be transferring you to the final stage. Oh, where am I? >> I have left you with a knife in
your father's bed. You can either kill him or kill yourself. This is the only way to get out of my game. I don't want to kill daddy. Please. Anything but this. Daddy. I don't want to kill myself either, though. I can't. I I have so many good memories with daddy. And I don't want to be dead. I'm too young. It is your decision. I don't know. I don't know. I can't do this. Please. Please. Ha. It was me all along, Jeffy. I set this all up just to get you to learn your lesson. Ah! >>
Yeah, that sounds like fun. Yeah. >> Yeah, dude. >> All right, Cody, you're it. Let's go hide. Come on. Ah, let's split up, dude. Yeah, if we go together, Cody's going to find us both. A >> good idea. Oh, man. This totally works so good. He'll never find me here. >> All right, I got to find a spot. Um Oh, what the heck? A red balloon. Maybe I could try to hide behind here. Hey there, Joseph. Oh. Um, yeah. Uh, who are you? It's me, Pennywise the clown. >> Oh, um, sorry. I'm I'm just trying
to find a spot to hide. Um, >> would you like to go into the fun dungeon? >> Yeah. If um I can hide there for my hide-and-seek game. >> Oh, yes. Yes. Come on. >> Can you help me open this? >> Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course. >> Hey, uh, Penny Wise, I don't think it's opening. I >> just keep trying harder. >> Can you help me? >> No. Come on. I need to hide here for my game. >> You're kind of a nice boy, Joseph. >> 29 30. Oh, I know where Joseph is. Joseph,
where? Oh my god. Hanging all by yourself without me. What's this? A red balloon? I don't like red. Let's get out of here. I can't get it off. What are you string all here for? Oh my god, he's dead. Oh my god. Oh my god, that clown is pinking Junior. Wish that was me. I got to go tell Marvin about this. >> Please help. >> Daddy, I'm bored of watching TV. Why don't you just go play outside then? >> Yeah, I guess I can do that. Daddy. >> Oh my god. Oh my god. >> Oh
my god. Marvin, >> what is it, Cody? >> There's a killer clown outside and he killed Joseph and Junior. >> Huh? What? No. Wait. Jeffy just went outside. I better go help. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. >> Yes. Yes. Hello, cops. There was a murder, I think. And my my son is outside and you need to send somebody immediately. Come on. It's like a clown or something like that. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And he had a red balloon and he was uh hunky. >> What? No, he had a red balloon and uh he was
hunky, I guess. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Yeah. Like hot. >> Very very hot. >> Very very hot. >> Very hot. >> Yeah. No. Send the cop, please. >> Oh, man. Oh, Cody, look. The news is on. >> Okay. Breaking news. There's a killer clown out on the loose with red balloons. I am [ __ ] scared of clowns. I'm [ __ ] myself right now. It's going up my [ __ ] pants. So, um, yeah. Don't go outside. Don't send your children outside. Stay inside because this clown is [ __ ] scary. Oh my
goodness. There is a clown. You are kidding. >> Yeah, I wasn't. >> Oh man. Do should we go out and help Jeffy or? >> Uh, yeah. Yeah, let's go help Jeffy. >> Well, I I don't know. The the clown seems kind of deadly. I think maybe we should just stay here. I think Jeffy's got it right. >> No, we need to touch that hunk of a clown. >> Uh, >> touch him. >> I'm going to I'm going to stay here. Jeffy can probably assist himself. >> No, he can't help himself for [ __ ] man.
Come on. I'm going to go and touch that hunk of a clown. >> Yeah, you go do that. >> All right, time to play on the train tracks. >> Hey, Jeffy. Oh, hey there, Mr. Clown. >> Hi there, Jeffy. Um, do you have any gifts for me? >> I have no gifts, but do you want this balloon? >> Um, why is it so limp? >> Well, it's flaccid, Jeffy. Clowns my age usually get balloons that are flaccid in my age. >> Oh, I don't really want the balloon, but I'm going to go play on the
train tracks now. >> Are you sure you want to play on the train tracks? >> Mhm. It's very dangerous at this time. >> Yeah, I guess that's true. Well, I'm going to do it anyways, Mr. Clown. I hope you have a good day. >> You know, you're a really good boy, Jeffy. >> Oh, I'm a good boy. >> Yes. >> Oh, thank you, Mr. Uh, what's your name? >> My name is Pennywise the Dancy Clown. >> Oh, well, nice to meet you. And I think you're a good boy, too. >> I am a good boy.
>> All right. Well, um, I'm going to go. >> Bye-bye, Jeffy. See you soon. Yeah, >> that was really fun playing on the train tracks. Well, I got to drive home now. >> Oh. Oh, Cody, >> there you are, Jeffy. >> I'll be looking for you everywhere. So is Marvin. >> Oh. Um, well, I was just playing on the train tracks and there was a really nice clown. >> A clown? >> Yeah. You said I was a good boy. >> Oh, that's kind of That's kind of hot. But anyways, we need to get you back
home right now or that clown's going to kill us all. >> All right. Well, I was going home anyways, so you can just ride with me. >> All right, cool. >> Um, yeah, let's get in. [ __ ] tired. >> Hardy, Marvin, I found Jeffy. >> Oh, man. Thank god you're back safe. >> Yeah, there was a really nice clown. He said I was a good boy. >> You saw the clown? >> Was that nice? >> What? What happened? Did Did the clown hurt you or anything? >> Mm- He just said I was a good
boy. >> Oh, you probably didn't even meet him then. You're just making up lies. >> No, it was a clown. It was Pennywise. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pennywise, of course, that's his name. >> Who's at the door? >> What the [ __ ] >> Can you get it, Cody? >> Yeah, I'll go check. >> It's just me and you now, Daddy. >> What? Just watch TV. Don't touch me there. Don't touch me there. >> What? >> Daddy, I don't know if that's the cause. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right there. Right there. >> Hey,
Cody. You all right over there? >> Cody, keep it down. We're trying to watch TV. >> Make sure you clean up. I'm going to go check it out, Daddy. >> Uh, yeah, you go do that. >> It could be Pennywise. >> What? No, it isn't. >> I'll be right back. >> Okay. >> All right, Cody, what's going Cody? Oh my god. Cody, what happened? I thought you were just having a good time. Oh my god. What if it is an evil clown that got him? Cody, he's dead. I should check this out. Pennywise, did you
do this? Um, all right, Mr. Nice Clown. I I'm just going to go back inside with my daddy. Um, all right. He's just at the door. He can't get in. He can't get in. Jeffy, what is it? >> Um, Daddy. >> Yeah. What? >> The clown. Oh, >> what? What is it, Jeffy? >> Daddy, how do you get in? >> Oh, he's right behind me, isn't he? >> Yeah. Daddy, we need to get to my room right now. >> We got to hide in here, Daddy. >> All right. >> He's trying to get in, daddy.
I'll hold it. >> Oh no. >> What did he do? >> Oh no. >> Did Did he stop? >> I think we're okay. >> Okay, Daddy. Um I don't know what to do. >> I think the cops should be here soon. Let's just uh lie low here. >> Okay, Daddy. >> Okay, Jeffy, I think you might be gone. It's been a while now. Yeah, it's been like 2 hours, daddy. >> Yeah, I think he's given up. It's should be okay. >> Okay. >> Hello. >> How do you get in here? >> This is the end,
Jeffy. >> Oh my god. >> I have a turkey, too. >> Hey, what the hell? They got to interrupt my talk to her. I want to go against the door. Why the hell is somebody at the door? Actually, wait. Who even is at the door? Let me see this. What the hell? What the hell? I guess I'll answer. It's probably just an early trick-or-treater. Ah, who is this? Come on, man. It's not even Halloween yet. Oh, really in costume, huh? Good acting. Yeah, I I don't have any candy. It's not Halloween. You got to go
home. All right. Sorry, kid. Goodbye. All right. Yeah, he's sad now. What? Oh, God. Hey, let me go. Yeah, that's a good Daddy. What's going on? Daddy, what's going on? Daddy. Huh? It's weird. Why is the front door open? >> Junior. Hey, Junior. >> What? What is it, Jeffy? >> Did you hear my daddy screaming? >> No, I've been doing the dishes all day. My stupid dad made me do the dishes. It sucks. >> I don't know. I heard my daddy scream and I'm just kind of scared, Junior. >> Wow. It's probably nothing. He's just
playing a Halloween prank or something like that. You help me with the dishes. >> Um, no. I don't really want to do the dishes. You're >> really You're going to come in here? You're going to be complaining all about some guy? Wait, do you hear that? >> What? >> There's like a >> What the heck? >> What the Who is that? >> Should we check that out, Junior? >> Let's go. >> All right. >> All right. Who the [ __ ] What? How did you get down there? Hey, what are you doing in our house?
Did you hurt my daddy? Where is he dancing? Should we follow him, Junior? I I He's pointing at me. Where's he going? Wait, where are you going, Mr. Clown? Okay, we got to go get this guy. >> Got to follow him, Junior. >> Mr. Clown, >> where did he go? >> Mr. Clown, where is he? >> Uh, Jeffy, >> what? >> He's up there. >> Huh? Oh, hey, Mr. Clown. How do you get up there? How did he get up there? >> He has a girl. Jeffy, what is he doing with her? >> Wait, wait.
What are you doing with her? >> Jeffy. Jeffy, what is he? >> I I I don't know. Oh my god. Oh my god. Junior, what's going on? How did he get that girl? I >> I don't know. We got to go chase her, though. I'm just going to leave. >> Just leave her. Let's call the cops or something. >> Now, die to natural causes. >> All right, Junior. We got to figure out how to get him out of the house. >> He murdered that girl. He's going to murder us next. We got We got to
go stop him. All right. >> We could take him two, though. >> Two on two on one? >> Yeah. I mean, we could fight him or we could get him back out on the deck and then lock the door on him so he can't get back in. >> That's a great idea. Let's go do that. >> Wait, wait, wait. Junior, wait. You need to be the bait. You go out on the deck and then I'll close the door. >> Uh, are you sure about that? What? >> Oh, wait. But you'll go you'll go on the
deck and then uh I'll make sure you run back in and he's still out there. I definitely won't close the door. >> Okay. I like that idea. That idea works. Let's go. Let's go. >> Okay, let's go. Kitty. Kitty. I see him. He's watching. Talk to us. All right. You got to lead him out. Come on. Okay. Here. I'll sneak past him. All right. Okay. Let's see. Okay. He's distracted. Okay. Hey. Hey. You You big clown. I I'm outside now. You come get me. You can kill me. Come get me. What? What do you mean?
You watching Talkua? What? What? No. Killing me is way better. Why? No. What? Hey, Jeffy. >> Yeah. >> I I I don't think it's working. He wants to watch Talk instead. >> All right. Well, I can use my phone as a remote and I can pause that podcast so he can't watch it. Uh yeah, do that. >> All right, pause. >> You better run. >> Uh >> you better run. >> Uh >> no, please don't hurt me, Mr. Clown. Please don't hurt me. >> Don't worry, Jeffy. He'll save you. >> Get him outside. Get him
outside. Oh yeah. him, Junior. >> All right, >> I think it worked. >> Yeah, he should be trapped out there. He can't get back in. >> Wait, you should check if he's out there. >> All right. Uh, Jeffy, where do you Oh, Jeffy, >> where'd he go? >> I He's over there. >> Oh gosh. All right, guys. Are you ready to play basketball? >> Yeah, dude. Let's do it. >> Let's do it. >> All right, guys. Line up. Line up. All right. >> One v one. >> All right, guys. Here's the rules. I'll check one
of you the ball and then you got to guard me. And if I score, you go to the back of the line. All right. >> Okay. >> And if you get a stop, then I go to the back of the line and then you try to score. Yeah, that was me. >> All right, I'm gonna kick your guys' butts. Let's go check up. >> Whoa. >> Pick up the ball. >> Yeah, my my >> What are you doing, dude? >> No. It's okay. Okay. >> All right. Here you go, man. >> All right. Guard up.
>> All right. >> I'm going to score on you, Cody. >> Hey. Hey. I didn't even get a shoe. >> Snatch it. >> You suck. >> Jeffy, you suck at this so bad. >> Got stolen from Cody. >> Oh my god. Cody sucks even more. >> Oh my god. >> Oh my god. Cody just scored on you, Jeffy. >> Guys, stop making fun of me. >> A few moments later. >> Oh. Oh, you suck. You suck. You suck. Okay. Oh. Oh. You're not going to touch this. You can't touch this. >> Oh, and Joseph scores
again. I give up. >> Oh my god, Jeff. You suck so much at this. >> Why are you guys being so mean? >> You suck at basketball. >> You should just give up. >> Yeah, I am going to give up. You guys are mean. I'm going to my daddy. Screw you guys. You're fake friends. >> Oh, hey Jeffy. What's up? >> Daddy, I'm sad. >> Why are you sad, Jeffy? >> I'm lonely. >> You're Why are you lonely, Jeffy? What happened? Cuz I got kicked. Daddy, >> what? You got You got kicked. Who kicked you?
>> My butt got kicked. >> Who Who kicked you in the butt? >> I got my ass kicked. >> Who kicked your ass? >> In basketball, Daddy. >> Oh. Oh, yeah. >> I got dunked on. I got three points shot on me. I just I got destroyed even by Cody. >> Damn, you kind of suck at basketball, Cody. Really? >> Why? I don't suck, daddy. You're supposed to tell me I'm good. You're my dad. >> Well, I I don't know. I got to be realistic, too. You know, it's like build some character and stuff. Cody's
kind of low bar, Jeffy. That's kind of sad. Daddy, you are no help. >> No help at all. Daddy, what is that bear? >> Oh, this is Tyrone. >> Tyrone? >> Yeah. He's keeping he's keeping warm or cuddling, you know. >> Oh, yeah. Cuz mommy won't do it, huh? >> Yeah. He's uh he's got these big arms, you know. >> Speaking of mommy, you know, maybe mommy will give me the validation I need. Cuz you're fake, daddy. >> Yeah, sure. Go do that. >> Mommy. >> Oh. Oh, what is it, honey? >> Daddy's being mean.
Junior's being mean. Cody's being mean. And Joseph's being mean to me. I'm so sad. Well, what's going on? >> Well, I I was getting my ass kicked in basketball. >> Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, honey. >> Yeah. >> Uh, who kicked your ass? >> All of them. I just got destroyed. >> Even Cody? >> Yeah, even Cody. >> Oh. Oh, man. Uh, who taught you how to play? Not Not me, right? I You know, I used to be the star of my uh high school basketball team. >> You were? >> Yeah, I I rocked. You You
did not learn from me at all. Definitely. Well, why are you being so backhanded, Mommy? >> Well, it's just that Cody is uh, how do I say it? Not very athletic, you know? >> I don't know. Maybe he got a little better recently. >> I just kind of had higher expectations for you, you know? >> You're not helping at all, Mommy. And daddy was no help either. Your deadbeat parents. Screw you. >> All right, I guess. >> Hey, buddy. >> What? What the hell? Hey, >> who are you? >> Hey, I'm uh I'm your friend
neighbor, you know. >> I'm taking a [ __ ] dude. >> Oh, I'm sorry, Jeffy. I just I I want to let you know you're a really good at basketball. >> You think I'm a good basketball player? >> Yeah. >> How do you know? >> I think you're amazing. I was watching you earlier. >> You were watching me? >> Yeah. And you're you're really good at taking a [ __ ] Jeffy. Oh, >> yeah. I really enjoy watching you. >> Oh, thank you. Basketball. Of course. I love watching you play basketball. >> Oh, >> yeah.
Hey, you uh you want to follow me? I got some some fun things. I want to be friends with you, buddy. >> You want to be my friend? >> Yeah. How can I play basketball with you? >> Yeah. Yeah, let's play basketball. Are you good at basketball? >> Oh, I'm the best. Jeffy, >> can you teach me? I mean, I'm going to be honest. I know you say I'm good, but I I know I'm not the best. But at least you're saying I'm good. I just want validation. >> Yeah, you're amazing. But can you teach
me cuz I want to kick my friend's butts. >> I'll teach you to be the best basketball player in the world. >> Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. >> Yeah. Let's go. >> All right. Let's go. >> Let's go. >> All right. So, how exactly do I shoot? >> Oh, Jeffy, it's it's all in the wrist. You see? You just aim the ball up and you flick your wrist and you reach your hand into the cookie jar. >> The cookie jar? >> Yeah. The hoop is the cookie jar. >> Okay. Just going
to fling it in there, you know. >> You swished it. >> I know. >> Oh my gosh. >> Do that, too. Okay, Jeffy. >> Okay. Okay. Just imagine it like a cookie jar. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. >> Jeffy, it's all in the wrist. >> All right. Just imagine a cookie jar. Just like you said. >> Just like a cookie jar. >> Wait, what's your name, by the way? >> Oh, uh, my name's Mr. What's It. >> Mr. What's It? What does that even mean? >> Oh, don't worry about that, buddy. >> Oh, okay. Well, hand
in the cookie jar. Yep. >> I made it. You did it, Jeffy. That's like the first time I've actually made a shot. >> I'm so proud of you, Jeffy. >> I think I'm ready to kick my friends butts tomorrow. >> Oh, I bet you are. >> Thank you, Mr. What's It. >> Oh, you're welcome, Jeffy. You're welcome. >> Good boy. >> Okay. >> Good boy. >> All right. Well, uh I don't know. Do you want to do something else? >> Sure, buddy. Why don't you follow me? >> Okay, Mr. What's it? Ah, here we are.
>> Well, it's not even bedtime yet, Mr. What's it? >> Oh, but you need to go to bed, buddy. >> I don't want to go to bed yet. >> No, no, you need lots of rest before your big game tomorrow. >> Oh, that's true, Mr. What's it? >> Yeah. Why don't you get in here? We can snuggle up. Okay. >> Okay. >> Oh, yeah. Why don't you go closer? Why are you so far away? Don't be shy. >> All right. This a little This a little sus. >> Oh, no. It's okay, buddy. It's okay. >>
All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. I think I think you got to go home now. But um >> No, no. >> You could watch tomorrow when I go play or something. You can come over when everyone else is here. >> Oh, you don't have to give me permission to do that. I I'll already be watching, Jeffy. But you have fun tomorrow. Okay. >> Okay, Mr. What's it? I'm going to get rested up. >> Jeffy, wake up. It's the morning. Come on, get up. It's the big day. It's the day I'm going
to beat my friends in basketball. Yeah, let's go. All right, guys. I'm definitely not losing today. >> We're going to kick your ass, dude. >> Yeah, we're going to beat your ass, bro. >> Jeffy, you suck. >> You're going to suck, Jeffy. >> Yeah, you're going to suck. >> All right, check up, Junior. >> Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'm guarding you first. Okay. You're not You're not going to get past me. >> Oh, yeah. You can't get past. >> No, you're not. >> You missed sucker. You're so bad at this. >> Oh my god. You
suck so much, Jimmy. Oh my god. Look at that stupid little guy. >> Why you guys suck at basketball? >> Yeah, he's better at basketball. Oh my god. >> You know Mr. What's it when I say this? He thinks I'm good. >> Mr. What's it? >> Mr. Imaginary Friends now. >> Yeah, I know. >> That helmet your head from basketball's hitting it, loser. >> Jeffy, what happened? Oh, Mr. Watson, thank goodness you're here. They're being so mean to me again. >> Oh, Jeffy, they were really mean. >> Yeah. >> No, you're great at basketball. They
were >> I failed. >> They were cheating, Jeffy. >> They were cheating. >> Yeah. >> That's why I missed. >> Yeah. >> What' they do? >> They're real bad people, Jeffy. >> You know what, Jeffy? >> Jeffy, I'm going to take care of this for you. Okay. >> You are? >> I'm going to take care of it. Okay. I'll make it all better. >> You are? >> Yeah. Oh my gosh. Thank you, Mr. Watson. >> Yeah. I'll be right back. Okay, Jeffy. >> Okay. >> Okay. >> Oh yeah. I'm going to make this shot. >>
Oh, switch. Let's go. I'm so good at basketball, guys. Did you see that? >> Oh, [ __ ] >> [ __ ] All right, Jeffy. It's all better now. >> Oh, it's all better. I >> I gave them a good discipline. >> You did? >> Yeah. >> What did you do? >> They'll never cheat again. >> Oh, okay. So, that means I can beat them this time. >> Oh, yeah. You can you can beat them a basketball surely now. >> Okay. I'm going to go play them. >> Oh, well, I I don't know if I'd
go over there just yet, Jeffy. >> Why? >> Well, they're uh they're resting. They're not going to be able to play basketball for a little bit, you know. Well, I I don't know if you fixed it and they're not going to I bet I can beat them. I bet you saw me make that shot. >> Don't go check on them, Jeffy. Don't Don't worry about it. They're just they're they're resting. Okay. >> Okay. >> Yeah. >> Well, should we just rest some more, too, then? So, we're ready for tomorrow. >> That sounds lovely, buddy. >>
Okay. >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Why don't you Why don't you get over here? Be so shy. Today's the day. I'm going to beat those cheaters because they can't cheat anymore. Thank you, Mr. What's It. >> All right, guys. I'm going to kick your asses. The heck? They're all dead. Junior. Joseph, I told you not to check on them, Jeffy. >> Mr. Watson, what happened to them? >> They're really tired, Jeffy. They I disciplined them real hard. >> I don't know. They don't look too alive to me. >> They're just learning his lesson, you know. >>
What? There's a knife. >> Yeah. Just he's he's learning his lesson. Okay. >> What did you do to them? >> Don't worry about them, Jeffy. >> What did you do? >> They they learned their lesson, Jeffy. They should never have cheated against you, Jeffy. I didn't want you to kill them. >> I taught them a lesson, Jeffy. I taught them a lesson. Okay. You have to believe me, Jeffy. >> Okay. Okay. Okay. Please. >> I I have to go. I have to go. This is so bad. This is so bad. >> It's okay, Jeffy. It's
all going to be okay. >> Okay, Mr. What's it? I'm going to go take a poop or something. Bye. >> Oh, Jeffy. Oh, Tyrone. I I love your big furry muscles. They keep me so warm. Oh, yeah. Hyd there's something really bad happening. >> Jeffy, hold on. I'm watching the breaking news. Jeffy, I'm watching the breaking news. Watch the news. >> Breaking news. An >> imaginary friend has gone around the town haunting children. His name is Mr. What's it? He appears as a friendly orange man and he's really nice and really cool to you, but
watch out because he'll freaking murder you and he'll murder all your friends. So, watch out. Oh, man. I hope me and Tyrone will be safe. >> Daddy, this is happening to me. >> Jeffy, it's just your imagination. Go. >> I think he killed Joseph Jr. and Cody. >> Oh, yeah. You can go back to your game with Joseph. >> I'm serious, Daddy. I'm not joking. >> Okay. Why don't you go to your room and all? >> His name was Mr. What's it? Just like it said there. Just like it said there, Daddy. >> Oh, man.
The TV these days are always scaring kids. Jeffy, he's not real. It's just some newsmongering thing. Don't worry about it. >> I don't I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. You're not going to believe me no matter what I say. >> Just go lay down, Jeffy. It'll be okay in the morning. Sorry about that, Tyrone. >> Jeffy, show your back. >> Jeffy, we're friends, right? >> We're We're really good friends. >> Jeffy, I think it's time I show you who I really am, Jeffy. Cuz I I'm not Mr. What's it?
>> What? >> You're not? >> Yeah. I I don't want you to be worried about anything you see on the news. Okay. That's That's not who I am. Okay, >> let me show you who I really am. Jeffy, >> Jeffy, you may call me Vecna. >> What happened to you, Mr. What's it? >> Jeffy, you need to understand. >> What? >> I've been collecting your friend's souls. >> My friend's souls. >> But I need one more. Jeffy, >> I need your soul. You can get my daddy's soul or my mommy or chef pee pe. I'm
not doing this [ __ ] >> I need your soul, Jeffy. >> Why? >> Please. >> Why do you need my soul? >> I need your soul, Jeffy. >> Why? >> I need it. I need Jeff the Killer has made a return. Watch this clip now. >> Yo guys, I'm out in public here. I just found some rocks. Want to get a little video. Look at this here. Got this one. There's so many good rocks. >> Uh just found these out in the street here. What is going on over here? Oh my god. Boom. Put
the >> authorities have alerted all trick-or-treaters and all adults to stay indoors on this Halloween night. It is extremely dangerous and this killer could be anywhere. >> Honey, I don't know about this killing thing anymore. >> Yeah, I don't know either. I mean, maybe you could pick up some work at the grocery shop or something. I don't really know. And I can still go on uh you know killing gangbangers and uh you know >> you're killing more than gangbangers, honey. You killed an innocent girl in that video. >> Yeah, but she was just in the
way. >> Um I don't know. I just I feel like this killing it's destroying our lives. It's destroying my life. It's destroying yours. You're on the news. Like what's going to happen when you get caught? Am I going to be in trouble? >> Caught honey. All right. I'm like pretty [ __ ] invisible when it comes to this stuff. All right. Like >> I'm not exactly hidden with that mask. >> Yeah, but what else do you want me to use? My face. My face. Is it my face? You want them to see my face, honey?
Like what? >> No. No. I I just want you to stop killing. Maybe you could calm down. We could raise a family. >> No, I can't raise a family right now. I need killing. I need to do killing. >> You don't need killing. You need love. You need me. >> Shut up, [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] What have I done? I just killed my wife. I need to go take a [ __ ] and think about this. What do I do? Can't be doing this
killer thing for for so long now. I I have to pass down the mantle. But who will take my mantle? >> You almost ready, Jeffy? >> One second, Daddy. I'm just getting changed. >> All right. >> All right. You ready, Daddy? >> I'm ready. >> Ta. >> Jeffy, why are you dressed like that? >> You're trick-or-treating. >> What? No. I said we're going to church, not trick-or-treating, Jeffy. >> Daddy, it's literally Halloween. We're going trick-or-treating. >> No. Do you not see the news? It's a killer on the loose. We can't be outside trick-or-treating. >> I
don't care if there's a killer. I'm going trick-or-treating whether you like it or not. >> No, Jeffy, we're going to church. There's a killer on the loose and they're doing a soup kitchen down there at the church and we're going to go help out for everybody who's affected by this murderer. >> Fine, let me get changed. >> Yeah, take that off right now, Jeffy. >> Jeez, kids. That kid needs something to do with his life. That's just so sad. Oh, who's at the door? Trick me trick-or-treaters. It's It's too early and they not get the
memo about the killer. I guess I'll answer it. Who's at the door? What the heck? Hello. >> Whoa. Uh, >> howdy there, sir. I'm actually an employer for Halloween today. >> I was wondering if you needed some work. >> Uh, I I I guess I Well, actually, I I do know a kid who uh really needs a job badly. >> Uh, wait. I feel like you look familiar. Are you Do I know you? >> Uh, I sometimes stole some furniture, but you said you had some young hands that could help me out today, sir. >>
Yeah, actually, that'd be wonderful. Why don't you come inside? >> Perfect. Perfect. >> So, what's with the mask anyway? >> Oh, you know, it's Halloween and sometimes it just keeps the sales up. You feel me? >> Yeah, that's very fun. >> So, uh, where's this uh, young one I've been hearing about? >> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jeffy, get over here. Yeah, this guy right here, he wants to offer you a job, Jeffy. This is a >> Yeah, it's a really good deal. Looks very prestigious. He's a very fancy guy. You should definitely take it, Jeffy. >>
You'll have to do for now. Can I actually talk to this child oneon one? >> Yeah. Yeah, sure. Go ahead. Take him, please. >> Yeah. Come on. Let's go. Let's go have a little talk. >> Okay. >> All right, kid. You got to understand this and you understand quick. I'm not killing her on [ __ ] TV, man. And I don't want to go out and do >> I knew it. I knew there was something wrong. >> All right. I'm done with this life. I already killed my wife because of this. You understand? I want
to be done with this. So, it's your turn to be the killer now. I'm done with this. You know what? There's the knife. Here's the mask. It's yours now. I'm out of here. [ __ ] out. Done with this [ __ ] Dumb ass. >> Oh man. I'm not doing this killing. This is stupid. I'm just going to throw this dumb [ __ ] out. You can't throw away me. Time to throw this stupid [ __ ] out. By the way, you don't kill anyone tonight. I kill you. You understand? >> Yeah. >> All right.
That's good. That's good. Oh, Jeffy, how did it go? How the job interview go? I I heard a lot of yelling. Is everything okay? >> Yeah, I mean, I got the job. >> What What are you wearing? You're wearing his mask. >> Yep. It's a part of the job. >> Oh, man. I'm so proud of you. You got a job. That means you can finally get out of the house. You can earn some money. Stop pestering me all the time. What? What's the job? You got a knife? Are you like a chef or something? >>
Um, well, not exactly. >> Oh, really? Are you like a like a butcher? You going to like work at an animal farm? >> Closer. >> Closer. Oh, man. Well, what is it? >> Can I kill you, Daddy? >> What? No, you can't kill me. >> I have to kill you, Daddy. >> Jeffy, what is this about? >> I'm just kidding, Daddy. >> Oh, >> everything's all right. Yeah, >> that was a that was a funny joke. Kind of scared me for a little bit. Uh, you can go back to watching TV, Daddy. >> Oh, okay.
Yeah. You want to? Yeah. Okay. That was weird. >> Hey, Chef Peep. >> Oh, okay. Jeffy, what what are you wearing? >> Nothing. >> Oh. Uh, why do you have a knife? >> Um, I don't know. I just want to see if you need help cooking. >> Oh. Oh, no. I'm just making a soup, you see. Um, uh, yeah. I'm just making dinner. It'll be ready in a minute. Okay. >> Okay, Chef Pe. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, what's that down there at the very bottom? >> Oh, no. Oh, did I drop something in my
soup? >> It looks like there's like a bug or something. >> I don't I don't see anything. It looks okay. Oh. Oh, somebody's at the door. We should probably go answer that. >> Uh, yeah. Uh, I'll get it. >> Oh, okay. Bye, Jeffy. >> Come in. Come in. >> Hello. Hello. Are you the owner of this residence? >> Uh, yeah, one of them. >> All right. My name is Agent Floppy Pee and uh I'm looking for the location of Jeff the Killer. I've tracked him down. Can I ask you a few questions? Uh, has you
been around or anything? >> I'm sorry, sir. You got the wrong house. >> Uh, can I just come in for a couple questions? >> Uh, no, sir. I'm sorry. Do you have a warrant? >> Um, no. But that mask might just be probable, search, I'm going to have to ask you some questions. >> Do I have to? >> Uh, yes. You are wearing his mask there, kid. I I I got to ask you some questions. I'm coming in. >> All right. >> All right, kid. I know you're not just a killer. All right. But I
got to ask, where did you get the mask at? Well, someone gave it to me. >> Well, I'm going to have to have you turn the mask in and that knife, kid. It's too dangerous. >> It's uh we're going to be government property. Okay. >> Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. Kill him. >> All right. Well, let me grab the knife for you, too. Uh, does not look like you're handing the knife, kid. Watch.