[Music] marrying your first love is nice and all but what would you do if one day you found out she married your dad instead because you didn't order her Taco Bell anyways let me tell you guys the story about in Wu the legendary bro that did anything just to get his first girlfriend in college only for her to just become the mythical stepmom so back during in Wu's University days he was so down bad that he risked it all just to go on a first date with a girl he didn't even remember from a few
years ago but with the Power of Love infused within our boy he hurried during my time to secretly sneak out of his dorm room to meet the first Stacy that asked him out unfortunately and we slip while climbing down his makeshift rope after totally forgetting he needed to wash his hands after his milkshake machine exploded in the bathroom as such he fell and landed on literally the last person on the planet he wished to fall on top off as the dude happened to be the one strict person that can make sure our bro gets kicked
and suspended from his dorm regardless he ends up missing the crucial first date so the girl ended up thinking English stood her up even though he was totally asleep after meeting the rock fast forward to the next day and Wu had to get to the bus stop ASAP to get his living arrangements sorted out however he totally forgot to message the Stacy that asked him out the night before who we learned his name so when he spam messages her to apologize she doesn't even respond feels bad man but life really do be like that sometimes
so in musa's as it Dawns on him he's totally out of luck unless he showers Ian with unlimited Taco Bell but the problem is that he's a Brokey so life's tough out there man especially if you are a College University broke as the only thing we got going is a bunch of noodles all day and all night causing imwu to just sleep off his problems after falling asleep our boy finds out that he can't catch a break as he starts dreaming of his past where people kept making fun of him due to his father being
the only one around so surprisingly it was his mom that went to go grab some milk from the grocery luckily for in Wu though there was this one peculiar girl that always had his back and fought for him even though everyone else dared to be friends with him now if you take a closer look you'll realize that this girl looks eerily familiar exactly like the girl he just stood up and forgot about nevertheless after a few moments totally asleep on the bus he instinctively wakes up and gets off right on time the correct stop near
his dad's house it then at this very moment in Wu revealed that the girl in his dreams was actually a different girl named Hassan and she just happened to be his first ever love as she was chat enough to protect him and give him Korean Fried Chicken was so perfect that he vividly remember how hesan volunteered to be his pocket Sage on Valor and even learn how to play support in League of Legends she even downloaded Roblox just so they could play together whenever he wanted to awaken his mythical fruit nevertheless after getting distracted by
The Loving Thoughts of his first love he whips open the front door of his house and yells out that his finally home but much to his surprise his dad doesn't yell back to acknowledge his existence so IMU starts to wonder why his dad isn't even home yet when it's already late for a boomer like him eventually he hears something moving within the nearby bathroom and he even sees the light is on inside leaving our boy to think his dad is just busy freshening up and so our boy decides to be a supreme sussy backup by
wanting to sneak and surprise him by walking inside even though bro is risking the ability of his eyes seeing a well-oiled machine now me personally I'm a judge but maybe there is a reason IMU never got to experience the life of having a girlfriend since what kind of adult wants to see another man's banana tree Plantation anyways luckily for inwo it's not his dad hiding behind the door but it's actually some random girl getting graced by the waterfall and she doesn't even look that old nevertheless after finishing up with the Majestic waterfall from the shower
head our boy arrives perfectly on time just to take a sneak peek to surprise his dad instead he found himself cosplaying a ghost and somehow his hand lands on top the Lakers double basketballs where he involuntarily starts palming them like a Chad but he's totally surprised that it's someone else now let's talk about how this bro accidentally dribbled some twin basketballs on her Court since if his dad was the one that came out instead bro really would have done the same to his dad no wonder he never got girlfriend maybe he was waiting for someone
else closer to home if you know what I mean nonetheless after a few more seconds the girl shrugs off everything that happened as normal since she finds out the boys in Wu allowing our boy to realize she's actually hassing his first love She's then so Overjoyed to see our boy that she instantly hugs him causing both of them to fall flat on the floor but in Wu freaks out due to him wearing full armor while Hazen has no defensive bonuses equipped this doesn't matter to her though so she begins squishing him with the Lakers basketball
she was born with while continuing to openly talk about how he's all grown now compared to last time she saw him which was literally over a decade ago during Elementary School unfortunately our boy can't continue the conversation as he's forced to look away at a nearby wall due to Hazen feeling totally free like the United States of America within wood totally insisting on her grabbing some armor to make sure she's safe she gets up and starts apologizing while nonchalantly showing off the twin Pyramids of Giza and some fresh baked buns in front of him eventually
within Wu totally flustered he finally musters up some courage to ask her what she's really doing here since last he checked she didn't live inside the house however our boy starts piecing two and two together and freaks out when she calls his dad by his first name and tells him that they should probably wait for him before she can explain any further fast forward to the three having a lovely chat in the middle of the night in their living room Inwood begins to visibly get super angry as he can't believe what he's hearing although his
mom has been out of the picture for multiple Mother's Days already he's unable to break down the news that his childhood love is about to marry his dad without him even knowing until now his dad then grins while Hazen looks super lovey-dovey with him as he attempts to explain to imwu that he thought it wouldn't be a bad time for him to grab a hottie since he thought he's going to move out soon after finishing College in movies then left speechless as he Witnesses the worst nightmare he never even knew was possible live causing him
to totally regret flaming her back in the day for stealing his blue buff One Time by accident which led to the deterioration of their relationship then out of nowhere Rose tinted glasses appear for inwu but it's not for him instead he starts seeing his and his dad totally different whilst he says he wonders about his first love becoming his stepmom eventually he snaps back to reality but he starts having a breakdown because the ice cream machine is broken at McDonald's so he yells at the two lovebirds he's totally against the proposal and like a true
College chat he runs off into his room to avoid confrontation but at least you can tell he's Asian since he's nice enough to leave his shoes at the door his dad then gets angry at him calling him a brat but his arm movements remind me of Ken from the Barbie doll series anyways upon reaching his room he boots up his brand new computer he built a couple months ago and starts playing Taylor Swift in the background while playing Roblox doors so he can slowly cool off fast forward to the next day the Asian parent is
totally angry that his Asian son woke up at 10 in the morning instead of 6m to go study so he starts yelling at him for being an absolute dejan he then continues piling insults at inmu for playing video games all night but he tells him to relax as he's out of Robux to spend regardless and would get Saved by the Bell as Hazen lets her future husband know he needs to chill out because he's going to miss the train soon enough he keeps getting mad and distracted by our boy shortly after tying his brand new
shoes his mood instantly does a 180 after Hassan Comforts him and tells him to have a nice and safe trip and to not forget about her after leaving some public display of love in front of his own son his mood reverts back to its Firebender Origins so he turns around and yells at Inwood to be nice to his new mom or else after his dad slams the door behind him still absolutely heated about his deadbeat Roblox playing sun in Wu begins to panic as he thinks it's going to be super awkward but unbeknownst to him
hasten has already begun tiptoeing to him she then ganks his awkward brain by surrounding inwo's left arm with her twin vanilla ice cream cones fresh from McDonald's and tells him it's time for breakfast now with the Supreme sussy back at getting outplayed in his own game he swiftly eonics his arm from the Laker winning basketballs claiming that it doesn't feel right but hasten just tells him she's just happy to be with him now Mona Slater in Wu's forced to explain to her that things are totally different than when they were younger but our girl seems
totally aloofed everything nevertheless and already has had enough of this crazy day so he barges off outside the house due to him starting to feel the legendary Costco cheese Hot Dog starting to Rise Up from its ashes but with him hurrying to leave the house he accidentally forgets to bring some money with him so he's left siffing through some tough luck within his pockets as he barely has enough money to buy food even though the day just started luckily for our boy though he gets the brilliant idea to call up an old Hometown friend and
his Guardian Angel actually answers but the friend baits him into picking strawberries for the day since he's a Brokey but he lets in Wu know he can eat as many as he wants shortly after the two start bonding together as they begin talking about mystical city girls the world boys can only dream about but in Wu acts frustrated as he doesn't want to reveal his lackluster inexperience with the city girls however he can't hide from his old friend as he's able to quickly cut to the chase to the point he instantly face Palms upon figuring
out throat didn't get to experience the crazy hyenas out and about since you guys know about what they say regarding old habits dying hard anyways his friend starts tearing up for him as he can't believe inwo threw away his prime years away by prioritizing playing valoran and Roblox all day but he still sucks at the games regardless IMU tries to clap back by telling his friend that it's not like he has a girlfriend either but our bro stops in his tracks when his friend looks at him even more dejected after revealing he's had one for
a while now we then fast forward to later in the evening where we find ourselves inside a very yummy Korean barbecue restaurant as inwo's friend attempts to show off his real life a girl it's then revealed that inu's friend named kyuchen is actually a true bro since he secretly planned to introduce our boy to the local beauty pageant Queen since he can't bear seeing his friend be a total loser in the end both imwu and the strawberry girl hit it off and have an amazing time together but in Wu makes the major mistake of being
super confident so he ends up challenging the girls to a game of course they decide to play The Nervous Game but this town is super sassy Baker as the girls were the first to play eventually inuusa comes to peer pressure and continues to drink his favorite special Mountain Dew Baja Blast to show off to the girls and as they play The Nervous Game the only thing feeling peer pressure at this point is his hidden Behemoth underneath his armor as he's absolutely enjoying what he's watching but luckily for our boy it becomes his turn to play
the game but he gives more worried than the art since the art in this culture and Anime is trash as heck anyone else agree anyways just as he was about to drink to pass on his turn the girl takes his hand instead forcing him to end up playing the game much to everyone's surprise but since immove is totally stunned at what's happening and shocked more than me when I see empty Crunchwrap Supremes the girl proceeds to level up the heat to level 69 as IMU hasn't yet Tapped Out regardless Ezio activates her trap card like
a true light Magician Girl to critical success allowing her to proceed and seal the deal with a kiss but our boy still hasn't said anything but mere seconds later just as hesia was about to make contact inwo decides to stop the entire thing by muzzling hizio with his hand suppressor at this very moment the boy who always won a college girlfriend screwed up and let's just say his friends are absolutely flabbergasted bro would fumble the easiest bag ever kukshet intervened shortly after furious at his Roblox and valorant loving friend for doing such a move but
but our boy just makes the excuse that his hand involuntarily moved on its own as it's used to clicking heads only especially boosteddy girls nevertheless IMU survives the onslaught of insults from his friends but luckily for him he's your doesn't mind she got rejected harder than season four of the Witcher by Henry Cavill after finishing up their Korean mukbang Kruk chin and his girlfriend decide to leave first as their bus is the first one to show up on time however this leaves in Wu alone with hesio our bro realizes way too late that he's about
to be alone with her causing him to try his hardest to not be super awkward as such and Wu decides to whip out his phone while turning his back towards her busy asking hesia which bus is she supposed to take as bro couldn't think of anything else to talk about but then the sussy turned table's turn as Inwood turns back around only for him to find hizio already fast asleep on the bus bench with no care in the world meanwhile back at home Hazen the betrayer is busy chopping up some onions while also busy reminiscing
about her past with inwo but things aren't the same anymore well of course not Sherlock you went from being the dude's first love and how suddenly you invaded with the sassy Fire Nation and now you became his mom nonetheless let's fast forward a little bit where it's revealed that our bro has taken he's you in her home but in Wu doesn't mind as he loves carrying girls on his back every time he plays video games he then hurriedly plopped her down on her bed where it's further revealed that the only reason he found out where
he lived was because he used his brain and looked to her ID a ways like a true Chad our boy decides to take a break from the heavy lifting So He makes himself at home and Brews up some coffee emu then looks around and realizes that kizo's home is large as heck she must be rich rich especially if she's living her all alone for now regardless after finishing up his cup of coffee our boy decides to walk back into her room to make sure hizio is doing fine but as he walks back and inside Inu
almost slips on something on the ground only for him to wonder where the heck the top came from as he's pretty sure it wasn't there on the ground like a minute ago upon further investigation bro's small brain finally put two and two together as emu realizes that this is actually the topizio was wearing on her night out today of course IMU doesn't look away after realizing instead he stares her down harder than people staring at a sign saying free chicken sandwiches Roe doesn't even blink as it looks like his Mega sassy Becca alarms are ringing
more than usual instead he Squints and downloads what he's seeing into his brain eventually he snaps back into reality and out of the sussy trance as emu can't believe that he just stood there menacingly watching for like an hour and so bro decides to go back to his nice guys finish his last phase and like a true gentleman he tries to tuck and he's you just before he leaves to go home unfortunately for our boy though his sassy Baker sends his tingle once again due to hesia whipping out her deadly steel buns right in front
IMU but she doesn't stop there she even removes her armor claiming that it's too hot nevertheless bro doesn't want to get me tuned so he forces the blanket on and decides to dip before accusations begin popping out of nowhere upon finally arriving home super late at night in Wu decides to tiptoe his way to his room as he doesn't want any more Awkward encounters especially with hasten unfortunately for our boy though bro gets ganked by a small table he couldn't see in the dark causing Hazen to turn on the lights as she was still by
the kitchen with some fresh strawberries initially in Wu decline having some of the strawberries as bro just wanted to go to sleep but has him insisted by grabbing his hand claiming that these strawberries are bomb as heck then just as in Wu was about to taste one of them he stops in his tracks after noticing that Hazen has a small ouchy so he asks where she got it from and remember since inmu is the ultra SIM for hasten since his childhood days he couldn't stop the urge of wanting to help her out so he quickly
goes and grabs a small band aid to heal the ouchy ouchy and as in room applies his healing touch Hazen begins to talk about past trying her best to get our boy to remember when he absolutely loved her back in the day now me personally I wouldn't take no childhood friend becoming my mom especially if bro wanted to marry her regardless bro eats up the entire play of strawberries as he didn't want to talk any more about the past whilst also busy thinking why on Earth she had to become his mom anyways the turntable turns
again as Hazen asks for some help in grabbing some plates that she doesn't move when in Wu comes to help and of course like no one could ever expect in was Geodude activates rock hard as he accidentally brushes Behind the Steel buns in front of him as he helps out hasten but as his banana tree grows larger and larger Hassan acts like nothing is happening and instead she orders our boy to keep reaching for the plate in the corner causing his tree to become the largest one on earth it was at this very moment his
and couldn't ignore the impending stick right in front of her Gates as it kept trying to breach like a true battering ram and so hasn't turns around to further inspect what the heck is trying to say hello to her but in Wu's just been chilling like a villain Frozen in time however the sassy Fire Nation sends their regards du hessen instinctively grabbing in Wu's banana tree after turning around since she apparently thought it was something else Hazen then keeps Holding On For What seemed like an eternity whilst acting super surprised the entire time so she
just stares at him while she has his banana sword in tow eventually hezen lets go after our boy softly Whispers to her that she probably shouldn't be grabbing her son's katana like that but hasten just makes the excuse saying she had no idea it was his banana sword suddenly just as and falls back from her intended target a bunch of plates begin to slide off from the cabinet putting her in danger but luckily we have the flash here so instead of just catching the plates or doing anything like that inwo goes for the super dramatic
move by Saving Hassan using his body as a shield from the heavy Fallen plates and like a true Sim he successfully protects her at all costs leaving his shoulder to take most of the damage as he didn't want to use his brain instead as such in Wu comes back to his room totally regretting what he just did since he tried playing some games but his reactions are a bit off due to his shoulder however the turntables turn again as Hazen decides to enter his room without knocking or even asking for permission but bro has half
his armor durability on upon entering his room Hazen seems unfazed by the sight and perceives to apologize for what happened claiming that's all her fault so she asks him if she should help her son wash up in Wu then tries his hardest to get hesen away from his bathroom as this is already exceeding past the levels of sussy but she keeps on insisting for her help unfortunately hazem is too stubborn to agree or maybe it's all part of her genius plan but anyways she refuses to leave the Rune until she could help out our boy
now this is me right now scratching my head nevertheless a move finally relents and lets her take charge of the shower head as Bros still is a mega sussy Becca with whom of finally agreeing she starts doing her motherly job of going scrub Scrub but instead of a baby it's a full-blown man she's helping out but then it finally happened in Wu's dreams are about to come true as Hassan asks for our boy to turn around so she can finish his up and SoBro decides to turn around for some reason hism is super surprised at
what she's seeing euno was totally expected right guys foreign [Music]
