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I have to have [inaud]. He's amazing. It's great.

. . Hello!

Hi Marcos! Brought your girlfriend. This is Regina.

How are you? Nice to meet you, Suzana. Suzana, Pedro, Cátia.

Are you all right? We are talking about the story that happened on Carlinhos' birthday. I love that story.

Carlinhos is a friend who had a party. . .

Then Manu said, "I'm not going". Do you think I look like [inaud]? Guys, what about Cláudio?

I haven't heard of him. I think he's not coming back from Australia. Cláudio is a good friend who went to Australia, disappeared, blocked everyone.

Guess who I saw the other day? Ritinha. Ritinha is a friend from college.

Is she still with Paulo? Paulo is married to Rosana. Paulo was Ritinha's boyfriend who cheated on her with Rosana at Ritinha's birthday party.

Rosana, as far as I know, wants to get back with Renan. Really? Are you still working with Renan?

He's in another department now. Renan and Pedro work together. Pedro got Renan that job.

Did you hear he's sick? Cancer. Cancer is a horrible disease, that kills a lot of people.

He went back to home office in Búzios because of it. Búzios is a seaside town In Rio de Janeiro. .

. Will he need surgery? Honey, the last thing I heard is that he's quite gloomy.

Gloomy despite also related to the weather, is what we use for "sadness", so-and-so is a little gloomy. Let's take a look on the menu? Let's order?

Buddy, the menu. A menu is a booklet that restaurants offer to customers to see the list of meals. Marcos, what the fuck is that?

What? You're translating everything we say to her. I translate-- Now he's pissed because I'm translating.

. . I'm not pissed.

I'm just trying to understand the situation. He's being passive-aggressive, he's always like that. What did you say?

Marcos, stop it, let's have a nice chat. We're among friends. I'm cool.

Now she's supporting him, which she always does. What's going on? Why?

Now she's embarrassed because it can look obvious that she's having an affair with Pedro for seven years, even though she's best friend of Pedro's girlfriend. Are you having an affair? An affair?

! No, that's Marcos's joke. Now everyone knows, which wasn't the case before, so now we can feel a bad vibe in the air.

You've got to be kidding me! Did everyone know about this? I didn't know.

I knew, but I still don't. . .

Fuck you, Marcos! Now he's confirmed. You guys just.

. . Look.

. . You don't talk to me anymore, ever again.

Now she said to not talk to her anymore. Now she's desperate. Now there's a bad vibe, I'll try to start a chat.

. . Guys, what about soccer season?

How did he manage to cheat on her? He cheated on her and before he had cheated with Renan? Renan didn't cheat anyone.

He's the one who cheated. But he-- And Ritinha was cheated. In Búzios.

No! There's no Búzios. Búzios is the home office.

What about Australia? Who was in Australia? She was the one in Australia while he was cheating.

. . .

. . her?

No! Someone else was in Australia. Búzios.

. . .

. . is in Búzios.

Australia is not in Búzios. No, but. .

. . .

. and cancer? What about cancer?

Does he have cancer? Not him. It's Renan who has cancer.