Richard it's your turn to make dinner the only thing I feel like serving up today is a knuckle sandwich Dum ball it's your turn to make dinner why cuz I'm too angry to think of a valid excuse to make dinner what me and I eat look we've all had a difficult day what we need is a balanced meal with meat and vegetables I'm thinking tomatoes and ham served in a bread base for a slow release of energy with melted cheese on top because dairy products are good for growing children's bone structure it should minimize dishwashing
and be round in shape negating any sharp edges to avoid oral injuries dag na it I thought I just invented a new food I was going to call it the circular half sandwich with stuff on it I guess my greatest invent will remain The Potato Sticks fried in oil okay then we'll get pizza delivered I think you're still a little bit tense mom you shouldn't touch anything for a while and let Dad do it okay have you got it yes we have a family-sized pizza with 1/5 Margarita 1/ vegetarian 1/5 surf 1/ Turf and 1/5
Mega Meat none of the fifths can be cooked in the same oven but must be an identical temperature on delivery and a toy I'm sorry sir we don't do toys and a toy I guess I can run by the toy store your pizza will be there in 45 minutes I don't have 45 minutes faster fine if I skip my break I can be there in half an hour fine if I run the red lights I can be there in 15 minutes that is acceptable that will be $9.99 and would you like to add a a
tip I don't know does it taste good no sir I mean do you want to pay a gratuiti for service and in compensation for the half hourong order you just made do I have a choice always sir great then now we're getting a pizza and I saved us money this day's just got twice as [Music] good this is taking forever be patient boys it's only been 16 minutes let's take our minds off it good evening our biggest story today is of course the sudden spike in random aggression in Elmore to illustrate the situation here's a
pie chge turn enough Pie chge make me hungry why don't we all tell each other about our day and why we got upset in the first place I'll go first I was on my way to work when the car broke down well the damage is only superficial so it shouldn't cost more than $100 $100 excuse me better make that 200 what 500 what 750 before I do what I'm about to do I want you to know this is not your fault you're just doing your job but someone has to suffer for what happened and unfortunately
you're the only one around you're a word you're a thiing bottom feeding money grabbing crook people like you are squeezing the very last set out of hardworking fames You're the Reason ice caps are melting and maybe polar bears are homeless I think that's all there was here would you like to add a tip sure a little extra 12% You're a worthless Magus a pointless anyway I feel much better now oh sorry a little too much in the moment there oh where's the pizza so hungry I'm beginning to digest [Music] myself all right fine Richard how
was your day I don't want to talk about it Richard you obviously want the attention fine if you all insist come on insist I just tell the story already all right so I was at the Burger Joint five double cheeseburgers and three cookies and cream shakes sir please you just ingested 12,000 calories an hour ago to burn that off you would literally have to catch fire I can't in good conscience serve you another meal before you exercise but I did exercise sir I saw you you just walked outside stared to watch for an hour and
walk straight back in stop that sir you need to leave you better enough enough I'm going to have to ask you to pay for that I'm sorry but it's company policy to ask would you like to add a tip okay well the customer is always right so even though you were very clearly in the wrong you were in the right a where's the pizza what I'm so hungry I'm starting to hallucinate I'm so hungry I can't even hallucinate right